1. What is it?Copy !req
2. It's a final interview to stay here.Copy !req
3. Four weeks' time.Copy !req
4. How do you feel?Copy !req
5. Excited.Copy !req
6. Shitting it?
That is a phrase, yes.Copy !req
7. Right, we need to
take your mind off this.Copy !req
8. Sami Ibrahim,
shall we get you a job?Copy !req
9. No, I am not allowed to work
before this.Copy !req
10. Come and give a talk to John's
class. You never know what
that might lead to.Copy !req
11. It is illegal.Copy !req
12. I know.Copy !req
13. We're like Thelma and Louise.
I've never felt so alive.Copy !req
14. OK.
OK!Copy !req
15. And you? Are you all right?Copy !req
16. I'm good. Why wouldn't I be?Copy !req
17. You know, it's been three weeks,
Peter not here.Copy !req
18. Exciting times for all of us, eh?Copy !req
19. So, whereabouts are you working?Copy !req
20. Oh, I'm not allowed to work.
I know, I know, come on.Copy !req
21. Katy said she would try to
find me something.Copy !req
22. I'm giving a speech
at John's school.Copy !req
23. Barely tipped the sand out your
shoes, and you're giving a TED talk.Copy !req
24. Don't rely on the English.Copy !req
25. They will let you down.Copy !req
26. Remember who you are, hm?Copy !req
27. I should get a job with you.Copy !req
28. Yeah, we'll see what we can do
about that.Copy !req
29. What do you do now?Copy !req
30. I'm in hospitality.Copy !req
31. I have a taxi.Copy !req
32. Amazing! This is perfect for you.Copy !req
33. I'm a people person.Copy !req
34. A people person.Copy !req
35. I'm a people person.Copy !req
36. You are a people person.Copy !req
37. Hey, what do you think of this
baba ghanoush?Copy !req
38. Very tasty.Copy !req
39. Not enough pomegranate.Copy !req
40. It is bullshit.Copy !req
41. So, there you have it.Copy !req
42. Assad, dictator, is fighting
Syrian rebel forces who hate AssadCopy !req
43. just as much as they hate Daesh,
whom they are also fighting.Copy !req
44. Daesh, who by the way,
are also called ISIS,Copy !req
45. or ISIL, IS,Copy !req
46. Puff Daddy, Puffy, Diddy,
or P Diddy.Copy !req
47. Just a little joke, that.
Please enjoy that.Copy !req
48. Assad is also fighting Daesh with
rebel forces.Copy !req
49. Not WITH rebel forces,
if you see what I mean.Copy !req
50. And, just because there is
not enough fighting,Copy !req
51. the rebels sometimes fight
themselves.Copy !req
52. Everything clear so far?Copy !req
53. Tough crowd.Copy !req
54. I guess you had to be there.Copy !req
55. I'll just be two minutes.
Will you be all right with them?Copy !req
56. No problem.
Thank you.Copy !req
57. Why don't you go back and fight?Copy !req
58. Good question.Copy !req
59. I would love to go back home
and help build a new Syria,Copy !req
60. but, right now, I have to make sure
my family stays alive,Copy !req
61. so we come here.Copy !req
62. All right, you've done that.
Don't rely on us.Copy !req
63. Be a man.Copy !req
64. Go back and fight.Copy !req
65. Be a man.Copy !req
66. It is not so easy.Copy !req
67. You ISIS?Copy !req
68. What is your name?Copy !req
69. I'm not telling you my name.Copy !req
70. Come on.Copy !req
71. Please?Copy !req
72. Seb.Copy !req
73. OK.Copy !req
74. Let us try something.Copy !req
75. Can you all keep a secret?Copy !req
76. I said, can you all keep a secret?Copy !req
77. Yes.Copy !req
78. Good.Copy !req
79. Oi, fuck you doing?
You can't do that here!Copy !req
80. It's OK, you cannot really do it
in Syria either.Copy !req
81. I've got fucking witnesses.
Did anybody see anything?Copy !req
82. No.Copy !req
83. We do not know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
84. This is bullshit.Copy !req
85. Ah, not only did nothing happen,Copy !req
86. but we know everything about
your friends and family.Copy !req
87. You don't know me.Copy !req
88. Oh, no?Copy !req
89. Hey!
Wait.Copy !req
90. "What would you like for dinner, my
little pickle? Chicken nuggets OK?Copy !req
91. "Remember Granny is coming over."Copy !req
92. That's my phone!
No, it is our phone now.Copy !req
93. I'm reporting you.Copy !req
94. You're not going to stay and fight?
Nope.Copy !req
95. You are running away.Copy !req
96. No.Copy !req
97. That is Syria.Copy !req
98. That is why I cannot go home.Copy !req
99. Give me your hand.Copy !req
100. Is your head OK?Copy !req
101. Yeah.Copy !req
102. You are a tough guy.Copy !req
103. Can we have a round of applause
for Seb, please?Copy !req
104. Bravo, Seb!Copy !req
105. That, that...
There, there...Copy !req
106. That.Copy !req
107. Slowly! Slowly!Copy !req
108. How was it?Copy !req
109. Er, good. I think.Copy !req
110. Mrs Walsh? Rebecca, Sebastian's mum?Copy !req
111. Yes, hello.Copy !req
112. Mr Ibrahim?
Yes.Copy !req
113. Ah, so Sebastian was just in
your talk this afternoon.Copy !req
114. Yes, I remember.Copy !req
115. Uh, did he like it?Copy !req
116. Like it?Copy !req
117. He loved it!Copy !req
118. Haven't heard him talk about
schoolwork in years!Copy !req
119. What did you say, Pickle? Sami...?Copy !req
120. Sami explained things in a way
I could understand.Copy !req
121. So, you're a teacher, I gather?Copy !req
122. I was, yes.Copy !req
123. He's a private tutor now.Copy !req
124. In fact, you've got a few slots
left, haven't you, Sami?Copy !req
125. Just a few.Copy !req
126. Ooh, well, he's behind in science,
physics. Is that...?Copy !req
127. He's an excellent physics teacher.Copy !req
128. Well, your rate is...?Copy !req
129. Extortionate.Copy !req
130. Well, we could do a trial run.Copy !req
131. How about next Monday, five o'clock?Copy !req
132. Perfect.Copy !req
133. See you then.Copy !req
134. Did I just get you a job?Copy !req
135. You just got me a job.
You just got me a job!Copy !req
136. Ah!Copy !req
137. Oh, Jesus Christ, I'm Head of Year.
Right!Copy !req
138. Home, everyone. Stop kissing,
it's raining!Copy !req
139. Can we not block the gates?Copy !req
140. Hey, guess who's here?Copy !req
141. Who?Copy !req
142. The guy who owns Palmyra Palace.
The restaurant?Copy !req
143. His name is Leo. I run into him
in the refugee centre.Copy !req
144. That's amazing!
And...Copy !req
145. .. what has two thumbs and a job?Copy !req
146. What?
This guy!Copy !req
147. You got a job?Copy !req
148. I am teaching a little boy science.Copy !req
149. You don't teach science.Copy !req
150. And he's an arsehole,
so we are meant for each other.Copy !req
151. Congratulations.Copy !req
152. To us. Congratulations to us.Copy !req
153. What are you doing now?
I'm going to visit a friend.Copy !req
154. Sami?
Mm?Copy !req
155. I am earning money now.Copy !req
156. Sami.
I believe in England.Copy !req
157. I believe in its history.Copy !req
158. I believe in its people.
I believe it cares.Copy !req
159. I want us to be a part of that.Copy !req
160. Everyone I have met so far
has been so lovely to me.Copy !req
161. So lovely.Copy !req
162. Good afternoon to you.Copy !req
163. Fuck off.Copy !req
164. That was unusual.Copy !req
165. You know how many Syrians
Germany has let in?Copy !req
166. Yes.Copy !req
167. England, 10,000.Copy !req
168. 10,001.Copy !req
169. Yeah, you may believe in England,
Sami,Copy !req
170. but I don't think
England believes in you.Copy !req
171. I love you.Copy !req
172. Sami, we are a family.Copy !req
173. How? I cannot get on a plane.Copy !req
174. These things take time.
My final interview is in four weeks.Copy !req
175. Four weeks!Copy !req
176. If I fail, I come to you.Copy !req
177. But let me at least try, Yasmine,
for us.Copy !req
178. Trust me.Copy !req
179. You still here? Just about, yes,
thank you very much!Copy !req
180. Peter Guest?Copy !req
181. Do they know you are sleeping here?Copy !req
182. My accommodation status is
on a need-to-know basis.Copy !req
183. Why are you here?Copy !req
184. I wanted to make sure
you were all right.Copy !req
185. I'm fine.Copy !req
186. Actually, I'm feeling pretty great.Copy !req
187. I think I needed this.Copy !req
188. I'm getting into Deliveroo
in a pretty big way.Copy !req
189. I'm watching Netflix with the zeal
of a man half my age.Copy !req
190. Life's... Life's pretty good.Copy !req
191. You miss Katy?Copy !req
192. Does she talk about me?Copy !req
193. Yes.Copy !req
194. Good stuff?Copy !req
195. I'm glad you're well.
Right.Copy !req
196. Look, there's clearly an elephant
in the room here.Copy !req
197. Metaphor.
Metaphor, yes.Copy !req
198. Sami, I'm not a racist.Copy !req
199. I know you are not, Peter.Copy !req
200. I adore world cuisine.Copy !req
201. I love Lionel Richie,
not only for his music,Copy !req
202. but also his tireless work for
The Prince's Trust.Copy !req
203. I've danced with a policeman
at the Notting Hill Carnival.Copy !req
204. I know why you don't like me.
It's not that I don't like you...Copy !req
205. Sh.Copy !req
206. We had a swimming pool at home,
and when George was two years old,Copy !req
207. he did a shit in that pool so big,
it broke the pump.Copy !req
208. I remember the weight of it
in the net.Copy !req
209. It was like catching a tuna.Copy !req
210. Before we left, the HDMI cable
between my soundbarCopy !req
211. and my Samsung television broke.Copy !req
212. Never had time to buy a new one.Copy !req
213. In Syria,
I had first-world problems.Copy !req
214. Now I AM a first-world problem.Copy !req
215. You want to know what it is like
being a Syrian refugee?Copy !req
216. Just imagine, because we are you.Copy !req
217. We are the middle class...Copy !req
218. .. saying goodbye to our
satellite dishesCopy !req
219. and our extra virgin olive oil.Copy !req
220. We are the ones who could afford
to get out.Copy !req
221. The ones who could not afford
to leave,Copy !req
222. the ones you will never meet,Copy !req
223. you can never imagine what it is
to be them.Copy !req
224. I know.
You don't know. You don't.Copy !req
225. You are threatened by me, yes?
I'm not threatened by you.Copy !req
226. Let me tell you, Peter, I am not
threatening because I am different.Copy !req
227. I'm not threatened by you. I am
threatening because we are the same.Copy !req
228. Everything was fine until you
popped out of my carCopy !req
229. like some sort of shit genie,
and now everything's awful!Copy !req
230. So fix it. Come home.
I'm tired.Copy !req
231. You are not tired, Peter.Copy !req
232. You are just scared.Copy !req
233. Maybe you should go.
Why should I leave?Copy !req
234. It does not work if you say that...Copy !req
235. .. and it echoes.Copy !req
236. Yes, I am, come on.Copy !req
237. Come on, then, come get me.
Come on, then. No, no!Copy !req
238. Put your arms up! You know I'm
going to get you now. No!Copy !req
239. Say I'm better, or I'll kill you
again! Say I'm better,Copy !req
240. or I'll kill you again!Copy !req
241. Put the gun down.Copy !req
242. Who is this, you piece of shit?
You trying to groom my son?Copy !req
243. Are you a groomer? A groomsman?
Are you a groomsman?Copy !req
244. It's George.Copy !req
245. George...?Copy !req
246. Jesus, George!Copy !req
247. You all right?Copy !req
248. Sami is not your father.
He's my father, not yours.Copy !req
249. OK.Copy !req
250. Go... Go to bed George, OK?Copy !req
251. OK.Copy !req
252. You are not to play that with him
again, you understand? Why not?Copy !req
253. Sami and his family have come
a long way to avoid beingCopy !req
254. shouted at by strangers
with large guns.Copy !req
255. It's a game.
I don't care!Copy !req
256. Jesus! Can't you find something
more civilised to do than just...?Copy !req
257. .. than just...Copy !req
258. .. just...Copy !req
259. Oh, bloody hell. That is ace.Copy !req
260. Don't tell Sami about this.
No.Copy !req
261. Listen...Copy !req
262. .. Sami's George's father.Copy !req
263. I know.
He can't be your father.Copy !req
264. I know.Copy !req
265. Do you miss Dad?Copy !req
266. No, he's an idiot.
Do you miss Peter?Copy !req
267. No, he's an idiot.Copy !req
268. But he paid for Sky Sports.Copy !req
269. We've still got Sky Sports.Copy !req
270. So, I suppose, in a way, there's a
part of Peter that's still with us.Copy !req
271. Yeah.Copy !req
272. Sorry.Copy !req
273. Ah, no, you're all right.Copy !req
274. Why don't I take out the recycling?
Oh, leave it. I'll do it tomorrow.Copy !req
275. Have you got recycling in Syria?Copy !req
276. We ARE the recycling in Syria.Copy !req
277. Where have you been?Copy !req
278. Nowhere.Copy !req
279. You OK?Copy !req
280. Wondering.Copy !req
281. Wondering if I should
let Peter back.Copy !req
282. I think John misses him.Copy !req
283. Give him a second chance.Copy !req
284. He said some terrible things
about you.Copy !req
285. He's getting to know me.Copy !req
286. And every son needs a father.Copy !req
287. John's angry.
He never used to be like that.Copy !req
288. Getting into fights...Copy !req
289. Why don't we all go to the
refugee centre tomorrow?Copy !req
290. Channel all this rage
into ping pong?Copy !req
291. Huh? And you can meet Leo.Copy !req
292. Ah, the famous Leo.Copy !req
293. You will love him.Copy !req
294. How's your family?Copy !req
295. Please.Copy !req
296. Now Yasmine wants to stay
in Germany.Copy !req
297. She doesn't understand.Copy !req
298. Sami, maybe you should just go.Copy !req
299. We nearly divorced, you know.Copy !req
300. It was before everything.Copy !req
301. All of a sudden, BOOM! It starts.Copy !req
302. It's very difficult to have
a relationship conversationCopy !req
303. in the middle of a civil war.Copy !req
304. I bet.Copy !req
305. "It's not you, it's me.Copy !req
306. "And the barrel bombs,
but mainly me."Copy !req
307. Can women get divorced in Syria?Copy !req
308. Sometimes.Copy !req
309. If the husband has been an idiot.Copy !req
310. If I do not get leave to remain,
I'll go.Copy !req
311. Simple.Copy !req
312. We'll find out in a month.Copy !req
313. Hello.
Hi.Copy !req
314. Is that your daughter?
Yes.Copy !req
315. She's beautiful! Where are you from?Copy !req
316. Afghanistan.Copy !req
317. Are you alone?Copy !req
318. I came to UK with my brother.Copy !req
319. Husband not good man.Copy !req
320. Oh, God, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
321. Life better now.
And you? What's your story?Copy !req
322. Oh, no, I'm not...
I've left my partner, too.Copy !req
323. Oh, your husband?Copy !req
324. No, boyfriend.Copy !req
325. Left my husband too, actually.
Oh.Copy !req
326. Oh, yeah. Let's just say I've been
on a bit of a journey.Copy !req
327. Yeah, kicked my boyfriend out.Copy !req
328. He's not the man I met.Copy !req
329. I'm sorry. My husband was similar...
We've been drifting, you know?Copy !req
330. He was more fun, he smiled.Copy !req
331. But recently, he's been
spectacularly uncompassionate,Copy !req
332. and dull. Sorry, I'm talking too
much, aren't I? No, no, it's fine.Copy !req
333. Do you know what Peter...?
Sorry, Peter, that's my boyfriend.Copy !req
334. Do you know what Peter said
last month?Copy !req
335. He said, "Can we not watch TV while
we eat?" I mean... He is Taliban.Copy !req
336. Exactly, he's such a fucking square.Copy !req
337. No, no, my husband. He is Taliban.Copy !req
338. Yeah, Peter tried a beard.Copy !req
339. Ugh!Copy !req
340. Sami.Copy !req
341. Ah! Hey, Leo.Copy !req
342. Hi.Copy !req
343. Hey, Leo, meet John.Copy !req
344. Ah, hello. Hi.Copy !req
345. Hey, I got a job! Whoa. A tutor!Copy !req
346. Cash? Yes.Copy !req
347. Welcome to the black economy,
my friend.Copy !req
348. Hey, come meet Katy.Copy !req
349. Sex wasn't as bad as you'd think,
actually.Copy !req
350. Very secure.Copy !req
351. Very intentional.Copy !req
352. Made me feel like an
indoor climbing wall,Copy !req
353. but that's OK,
cos they're very popular.Copy !req
354. Katy.
Hm?Copy !req
355. This is Leo.
Oh, hi!Copy !req
356. I've heard so much about you.
You too!Copy !req
357. Sorry. Hi.Copy !req
358. Why's your name Leo?
It's not Syrian. Oh, John.Copy !req
359. Boy, it's been a long time
since anyone asked me that.Copy !req
360. His real name is Adnan. Adnan. But
everybody back home calls him Leo,Copy !req
361. because he looks so much like
Leonardo DiCaprio.Copy !req
362. Leonardo DiCaprio, yes?Copy !req
363. Oh, right!Copy !req
364. "I'm so cold."Copy !req
365. "Listen, Rose.Copy !req
366. "You're going to go on and make
lots of babies,Copy !req
367. "and you're going to
watch them grow.Copy !req
368. "You are going to die an old lady,
warm in her bed."Copy !req
369. Oh, he's good!Copy !req
370. Please, it's all Leo.
He's a master.Copy !req
371. I'm leaving now.
You want a lift home?Copy !req
372. Oh, yeah. Thanks.Copy !req
373. Hey! Bye, girls!Copy !req
374. This is a nice car.Copy !req
375. What can I say? Life is good.
Do you want to try the heated seats?Copy !req
376. Uh, let me think. Er...Copy !req
377. Yeah!Copy !req
378. What do you reckon, Sami?Copy !req
379. Oh, yes.Copy !req
380. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
381. Heated seats.Copy !req
382. Heated seats.Copy !req
383. Get out, please.Copy !req
384. What?Copy !req
385. Get out. I'm sorry,
but you have to get out.Copy !req
386. Why? No.
Some work has come up.Copy !req
387. I can take him, but not you two.
Please, out.Copy !req
388. We're in the middle of nowhere!Copy !req
389. We stay together.Copy !req
390. Fine. We do the pick-up,
then I take you home.Copy !req
391. Every time I'm in the car with you,
there's trouble.Copy !req
392. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
393. No, I love it!Copy !req
394. Come! In, in!Copy !req
395. In.Copy !req
396. Hello.Copy !req
397. Where are you from?Copy !req
398. Truck.Copy !req
399. People person.
What?Copy !req
400. You are a people person.Copy !req
401. I'm not a smuggler.
Yes, you are.Copy !req
402. No, smugglers smuggle them,
then they contact me,Copy !req
403. I pick them up in London, find them
a bed for a night, for a fee.Copy !req
404. Smuggler!Copy !req
405. I did not know these people
will come here tonight.Copy !req
406. I cannot find any free beds
in my network. This is illegal!Copy !req
407. So is teaching for money
when you are asylum seeker, huh?Copy !req
408. Welcome to the UK.
Oh, please, Leo.Copy !req
409. This woman,
she brought you from France.Copy !req
410. She offered you a room, a bed,
you accepted her hospitality.Copy !req
411. How are we any different?
It's completely different!Copy !req
412. No, no. No her, no me.
You don't make it here.Copy !req
413. Come on. Everybody out.Copy !req
414. I said everyone.Copy !req
415. The English will let you down, Sami.Copy !req
416. I never want to see you again.Copy !req
417. You have a dream of a proper job.Copy !req
418. No black economy for Sami.Copy !req
419. You wait.
I will see you again with your job.Copy !req
420. And you know what I will say to you?Copy !req
421. "Please take back the baba ghanoush.Copy !req
422. "Not enough pomegranate."Copy !req
423. Leonardo DiCaprio's not bald!Copy !req
424. Hi, it's me.Copy !req
425. Look, we are coming in a taxi.
We need your help.Copy !req
426. Refugees welcome here.Copy !req
427. Refugees welcome here.Copy !req