1. Aah...Copy !req
2. Another peaceful day...Copy !req
3. How right you are, Master!Copy !req
4. This room is... the picture of peace for me!Copy !req
5. 'Sup, Kirie?Copy !req
6. I've told you...Copy !req
7. stop barging into my room!Copy !req
8. And that room... is the picture of HELL for me.Copy !req
9. I wish things could stay like this forever!Copy !req
10. Huh? Someone's here.Copy !req
11. Alex!Copy !req
12. As of today... I'LL be your girlfriend, Big Brother!Copy !req
13. I bought this on the way over!Copy !req
14. It's that adventure game everyone's been talking about:Copy !req
15. "My Younger Sister is My GirlfriendCopy !req
16. Or, "YoungBOOM!" for short.Copy !req
17. Hold on, Sensei. Who is this person?Copy !req
18. "Sensei"?Copy !req
19. Uh, this is my friend, Kirie.Copy !req
20. F-f-friend...?Copy !req
21. This is Alex. He works with my brother.Copy !req
22. It's a pleasure. Please, call me "Alex."Copy !req
23. DAZZLE!Copy !req
24. You stood in line for this?Copy !req
25. It was a pre-order.Copy !req
26. Ooh! Is this girl the main heroine?Copy !req
27. YoungBOOM! has a famous voice actress for eachCopy !req
28. of the younger sister roles, so there is no "main."Copy !req
29. However! This character, Hikari, is based on the famous
actor Hikaru Kongo, who's really popular right now.Copy !req
30. So, naturally, she's become a favorite character.Copy !req
31. They've already started selling merchandise
for this character online.Copy !req
32. Ah! We've got some options!Copy !req
33. Um... B, maybe?Copy !req
34. I... I guess that would be all right.
But only to the school gates.Copy !req
35. Otherwise, people will think will that we're classmates.Copy !req
36. Her voice is great, isn't it?Copy !req
37. Even better than on her last show.Copy !req
38. She does a good job
of not sounding too lovey-dovey, huh?Copy !req
39. What should I do? I can't keep up
with what they're saying!Copy !req
40. Kirie?Copy !req
41. Oh, no! I'm the only one who
can't follow the conversation!Copy !req
42. I can't have the Master scolding me for it!Copy !req
43. Ah! There she is, in the hallway!Copy !req
44. Hmm... this is a tough one, isn't it?Copy !req
45. Well, I guess we should go with "C."Copy !req
46. These types tend to be shy, so I doubt
they'd enjoy being spoken to at school.Copy !req
47. "SHY"?Copy !req
48. Look, it's Motoba!Copy !req
49. Ah! It is!Copy !req
50. Her gaze is as sharp as ever, huh?
Ah! It is!Copy !req
51. Her gaze is as sharp as ever, huh?Copy !req
52. Motoba!Copy !req
53. I think... "A" would be a good choice.Copy !req
54. "A - Talk to her"?Copy !req
55. In my experience, that makes your
Favorability Rating go down...Copy !req
56. I-in any case, pretending you didn't see her
is out of the question!Copy !req
57. So... shall we save the game and try both options?Copy !req
58. Um... s-sure.Copy !req
59. Hey... c'mon, don't talk to me at school.Copy !req
60. Enough's enough. You can't just ignore me!Copy !req
61. Ka-poww!Copy !req
62. I-I did it!Copy !req
63. Motoba!Copy !req
64. Thank you for always spending time
with my younger sister.Copy !req
65. Motoba... you want to go home together?Copy !req
66. Y... y-y... yes!Copy !req
67. Did you buy a new game?Copy !req
68. It's "Chomp Chomp Watching"!Copy !req
69. Oh, I've heard of that.
They're always running commercials for it.Copy !req
70. Chomp, chomp! Watching 'em chomp and chomp!Copy !req
71. Chomp, chomp! Chomp, chomp!Copy !req
72. I've gotta keep up with the new trends,
so I've had my eye on this for a while now!Copy !req
73. This game is for kids, so I can finish it by tomorrow!Copy !req
74. Be sure to take breaks, though.Copy !req
75. I've already gotten the hang of this thing.Copy !req
76. This sure does have a lot of side quests...Copy !req
77. I'm ho... Huh?Copy !req
78. Umaru, you're still playing that game?Copy !req
79. Yeah. I can't find any of the super rare items...Copy !req
80. Your eyes look straight-up DEAD!
How long have you been playing that today?Copy !req
81. Uh... about 10 hours.Copy !req
82. Come to think of it, she had the same look when
she played that social-network game for an entire day...Copy !req
83. Once she gets into it, she just can't stop, huh?Copy !req
84. Well, she'll probably get tired of it soon.Copy !req
85. Woo-hoo! This week's JUMPU is awesome!Copy !req
86. Don't play games while you're eating!
And you're using the touch pen to eat!Copy !req
87. Go to sleep!Copy !req
88. Get up!Copy !req
89. Get out already! GET OUT!Copy !req
90. It looks like more and more people
are playing this game way too much...Copy !req
91. Good morning.Copy !req
92. Alex! This isn't good at all! It's already 10:00!Copy !req
93. I'm sorry. I just couldn't find any super rare items...Copy !req
94. Th-this game is bad news.
I have to do something, and fast!Copy !req
95. A way to make someone... quit the game?Copy !req
96. Yeah. One of our junior workers is playing it too much,
and it's gotten me worried.Copy !req
97. The truth is, this is about Umaru...Copy !req
98. I don't really play games,
so I don't know that much about them.Copy !req
99. I'm sorry, but I don't play them either.Copy !req
100. Huh? Really?Copy !req
101. Ah! Still, if there's something I really like...Copy !req
102. I'm sure I won't be able to stop myself.Copy !req
103. I-I-I'm sorry!Copy !req
104. This is no help at all, is it?Copy !req
105. That's not true.Copy !req
106. Thank you, Ebina.Copy !req
107. Umaru!Copy !req
108. Umaru! I bought a game too!Copy !req
109. Huh? What gives?Copy !req
110. Well, it looks like a lot of fun.Copy !req
111. You're ready to hop on the big wave, huh?Copy !req
112. Let's play co-op!Copy !req
113. Well, let's stop here.Copy !req
114. Huh? But we've only been playing for an hour!Copy !req
115. When a game's as fun as this,
it's a shame to play too much at once, right?Copy !req
116. I like to enjoy it a little at a time. Well, time to make lunch.Copy !req
117. When she likes something, she just can't quit.Copy !req
118. That's why I'll teach her...Copy !req
119. the way to TRULY enjoy something.Copy !req
120. This super rare item...Copy !req
121. Our collection's complete!Copy !req
122. It sure was a long road getting here!Copy !req
123. These modern games have gotten pretty tough, huh?Copy !req
124. Anyway...Copy !req
125. At least now she'll have gotten over
Chomp Chomp Watching.Copy !req
126. Everyone out there...!Copy !req
127. We have a big announcement!Copy !req
128. "Chomp Chomp Watching 2" will be going on sale soon!Copy !req
129. And this time, there will be different versions:
Truffle, Foie Gras, and Caviar!Copy !req
130. Y-you!Copy !req
131. It can't be...Copy !req
132. With that horn, there's no doubt about it...Copy !req
133. It's the demon.Copy !req
134. Taihei the Demon!Copy !req
135. That's how Taihei was back in high school.Copy !req
136. Stop lying already.Copy !req
137. Jeez, what the heck? That was a lie?Copy !req
138. Well, it was exaggerated a little but it wasn't a lie, right?Copy !req
139. He was a test-taking demon who always got 100s,
so they called him Taihei the Demon.Copy !req
140. That's news to me.Copy !req
141. They called you that all the time.
Like, even when you met Kanau...Copy !req
142. That's enough talk about the past.
I'm gonna get dinner ready.Copy !req
143. Is Big Brother mad?Copy !req
144. Nah, he's a good guy.
He wouldn't get mad over something like this.Copy !req
145. Taihei wouldn't yell or do something half-cocked.Copy !req
146. Sure, he'll scold you,
but he doesn't actually get MAD, right?Copy !req
147. Yeah...Copy !req
148. Get up, Umaru!Copy !req
149. Eat your vegetables!Copy !req
150. Listen closely, Umaru...Copy !req
151. Ah! But he can get super cranky
if you bug him when he's cooking.Copy !req
152. True enough.Copy !req
153. Say, Tanukichi...Copy !req
154. Huh? What's up?Copy !req
155. I'd sure like to see Ebina again.
Does she not come over often?Copy !req
156. Don't tell me...!Copy !req
157. But, why Ebina?Copy !req
158. Oh! You wanna hear, Tanukichi?Copy !req
159. Ebina is SUPER kind, right?Copy !req
160. Yeah...Copy !req
161. I started thinking, a girl like that
could make friends with my sister for sure.Copy !req
162. Sis always has a scary look on her face,
so I don't think she has many friends.Copy !req
163. Ebina doesn't seem like the type
who'd worry about that, right?Copy !req
164. You're a good guy, Bomba! Ebina would-Copy !req
165. Huh? For real? Like, what's "good"?Copy !req
166. Seriously, what's good?Copy !req
167. I often think to myself, "Self, you ARE a good guy!"Copy !req
168. Like, I think the area around my eyes TOTALLY
makes me look like a good guy, right?Copy !req
169. You really get me, Tanukichi!Copy !req
170. You're in for it now!Copy !req
171. They sure are getting worked up...
You're in for it now!Copy !req
172. They sure are getting worked up...Copy !req
173. Metal Nyankosu - Metal Beam!Copy !req
174. Bomba takes 105 points damage!Copy !req
175. Pew, pew, pew! Bomba is almost out of Life!Copy !req
176. Ah! It's raining! I have to bring the laundry in!
Pew, pew, pew! Bomba is almost out of Life!Copy !req
177. Ah! It's raining! I have to bring the laundry in!
Metal Nyankosu merely shakes its head!Copy !req
178. Metal Nyankosu merely shakes its head!Copy !req
179. I'm going to go get it. So stay out of the kitchen!Copy !req
180. Jeez, and these were almost dry!Copy !req
181. Let's taste test!Copy !req
182. All clear, all clear!Copy !req
183. All clear, all clear.Copy !req
184. All clear, all clear!Copy !req
185. All clear, all clear.Copy !req
186. HANDS OFF!Copy !req
187. It's... Taihei the Demon!Copy !req
188. L-look, we're sorry for barging in here, but you're getting
a bit TOO angry. What's going on, Taihei?Copy !req
189. I-I'm sorry.Copy !req
190. I put the lid on just in case when I stepped away
from the stove, but I didn't make myself clear...Copy !req
191. I was heating up oil.Copy !req
192. Sorry.Copy !req
193. I'm sorry.Copy !req
194. But, why oil?Copy !req
195. In the 20 years I've known you,
that was the first time I've seen you get mad!Copy !req
196. Huh? Twenty years?Copy !req
197. Quit lying. It's been more like 10, right?Copy !req
198. Kirie! Let's hang out!Copy !req
199. C'mon in!Copy !req
200. Master! I hope you're well!Copy !req
201. Welcome, Kirie.Copy !req
202. Oh, it's Cold and Bristly Girl.Copy !req
203. Yeah, she doesn't look too happy...
Wait, "bristly"? Like, thorny?Copy !req
204. Well, she only seems to go from cold to painfully rude,
so: Cold and Bristly Girl.Copy !req
205. I'd say that's some nice naming, wouldn't you?Copy !req
206. I'm not sure I'm following any of this...Copy !req
207. Cold and Bristly Girl!Copy !req
208. Anyway, the timing couldn't be better.
I brought a present with me today.Copy !req
209. Here, Sensei.Copy !req
210. It's an Italian cat figurine.
I gave one to your brother as well.Copy !req
211. Ah! It's Metal Nyankosu!Copy !req
212. Sorry. The truth is...Copy !req
213. Whoa! You've had this customized
all nice and cute, haven't you?Copy !req
214. Huh? Uh, yeah, that's right.Copy !req
215. Please, have this one as well.Copy !req
216. But, what is this present for?Copy !req
217. It's just my way of thanking you
for all you've done for me.Copy !req
218. Here. This is for you, Cold and Bristly Girl.Copy !req
219. Huh? No...!Copy !req
220. I don't even want this, but I totally accepted it!Copy !req
221. Come to think of it, this is the first time I've gotten
a present from someone who wasn't a family member...Copy !req
222. Shukaa!Copy !req
223. This is the Damage version of Madam Black Death Devil!Copy !req
224. Her Damage powers make her
already-erotic clothing even MORE erotic!Copy !req
225. No thank you!Copy !req
226. Aah, I'm so glad that this made you happy.Copy !req
227. Honestly, I was surprised by your choice
in that game we played before.Copy !req
228. I never dreamed someone could
beat me at a girl's game!Copy !req
229. This is my all-time favorite figurine.
It's only right that you have it!Copy !req
230. That doesn't make me happy at all! And I don't know
how to react when getting a present I don't want!Copy !req
231. I never thought you'd get THIS happy!Copy !req
232. You sure lucked out, huh, Kirie?
Also, this thing is really well made!Copy !req
233. You can only buy it at anime events.Copy !req
234. That's it! I'll give it to my Master!
If it's mine, it should be all right to give it away!Copy !req
235. I can't have something so LEWD
go anywhere near my Master!Copy !req
236. I-I'll be going now!Copy !req
237. Huh? Already?Copy !req
238. Well, if you're all free, we'll be having a Christmas party!Copy !req
239. Yaaay!Copy !req
240. Christmas has no place in this house!Copy !req
241. Huh? C'mon, give us SOMETHING!Copy !req
242. Hey, Kirie! When is your birthday?Copy !req
243. Never mind...Copy !req
244. I'll go buy you a present!Copy !req
245. No, this cake is plenty!Copy !req
246. I-I couldn't...Copy !req
247. Oh, it's Cold and Bristly Girl.Copy !req
248. You sure lucked out, huh, Kirie?Copy !req
249. You sure lucked out, huh, Kirie?Copy !req
250. YOU SURE LUCKED OUT, HUH, KIRIE?Copy !req
251. German for "Every rose has its thorn."
Keine Rose Ohne Dornen.Copy !req
252. Once you crave it, there's no going back.Copy !req
253. And right now, your burger combo meal
comes with CRISPY NUGGETS!Copy !req
254. I'M LOVING... HAMBURGERS!Copy !req
255. Where...Copy !req
256. Where do they get off using a commercial like this?Copy !req
257. Now I want a hamburger!Copy !req
258. Hamburger...Copy !req
259. Wake up, Umaru.Copy !req
260. It sure feels like winter now, huh?Copy !req
261. Hamburger...Copy !req
262. U-um, here's a picture from when
we went to the movies the other day.Copy !req
263. Hamburger...Copy !req
264. I wish to go somewhere
during our winter vacation, indeed!Copy !req
265. Would you like to come to my house?Copy !req
266. Is there anywhere you want to go, Umaru?Copy !req
267. Hamburger?Copy !req
268. Oh, no! I said it without thinking!Copy !req
269. Hamburger...Copy !req
270. Shwburger!Copy !req
271. How right you are! Mention hamburgers,
and of course that means GERMANY!Copy !req
272. Speaking of, you mentioned in your class introduction
that you're from Germany, right?Copy !req
273. Umaru, how kind of you to remember!Copy !req
274. Huh? Uh, well...Copy !req
275. Indeed! Let's all go feast on Japanese hamburgers!Copy !req
276. I-I've never been here before.Copy !req
277. M-me neither.Copy !req
278. Oh, really?Copy !req
279. This is one place you can NOT go to
unless you're with friends!Copy !req
280. Let's proceed!Copy !req
281. Welcome!Copy !req
282. S-Sylphin! Which should we choose?Copy !req
283. I recommend one of the combo meals, indeed!Copy !req
284. "Once you crave it, there's no going back."Copy !req
285. I'M LOVING HAMBURGERS!Copy !req
286. This convenience store burger and fries
go great with cola!Copy !req
287. It's hard going out to eat all alone,
so having it at home is best.Copy !req
288. What's the matter, Umaru?Copy !req
289. D-do you not like it?Copy !req
290. I was just thinking, this feels
like a high school girl experience, huh?Copy !req
291. Dang, this is good!Copy !req
292. So... good!Copy !req
293. Huh? What's with all of you?Copy !req
294. E-Ebina, are you going to eat all those?Copy !req
295. Just one has about 500 calories, you know.Copy !req
296. No! I-I'll freeze them!
I was going to freeze them when I got home!Copy !req
297. Let's all eat before they get cold.Copy !req
298. Yes, you're right.Copy !req
299. Indeed, these taste best when they're freshly made!Copy !req
300. Dang, this is good!Copy !req
301. Sensei! It seems we'll be doing
this next episode preview together.Copy !req
302. That's fine and all, but why do you
keep calling me "Sensei"?Copy !req
303. It's a sign of respect! But I could call you Wise One,
or Master, or Your Majesty, or Honored Husband -Copy !req
304. whatever you like!Copy !req
305. Hold on. Those last two seem sort of different...Copy !req