1. So, Taihei... can I come by your place for dinner tonight?Copy !req
2. Sure. Not a problem.Copy !req
3. Say, why don't you come as well, Alex? Sometimes, it's-Copy !req
4. No, thank you!Copy !req
5. I'm home!Copy !req
6. Hey there, Tanukichi.Copy !req
7. Ah! Hi, Bomba!Copy !req
8. Wait, who's THAT?Copy !req
9. This is Alex. He works for me.Copy !req
10. Pardon the intrusion.Copy !req
11. Ugh, I am STARVING!Copy !req
12. Sorry for dragging you along...Copy !req
13. It's fine!Copy !req
14. You're pretty clueless, man.Copy !req
15. This was your BOSS asking you out.Copy !req
16. I feel kind of like...Copy !req
17. like I've seen him somewhere before.Copy !req
18. Whoa!Copy !req
19. Hotpot, huh?Copy !req
20. Everything's pretty much in season,
so it should taste good.Copy !req
21. Well, autumn is the time for eating!Copy !req
22. "Autumn"!Copy !req
23. Tonight's a parade of autumn specials!Copy !req
24. Autumn variety shows! Autumn anime!Copy !req
25. The Anime Song Festival!Copy !req
26. Autumn variety shows...Copy !req
27. Autumn anime shows!Copy !req
28. Sing it! It's the anime song festival!Copy !req
29. YAY!Copy !req
30. Yay, yay, yay, yay-yay-yay, yay!Copy !req
31. He doesn't even live here,
but he's really getting worked up! Hold on...Copy !req
32. I know this feeling, of someone being all excited
but not caring about ME. But from where?Copy !req
33. Japanese animation is cute and cool!
My older brother loves it, too.Copy !req
34. Could this be Sylphyn's brother?Copy !req
35. Indeed!Copy !req
36. In-Copy !req
37. Indeed!Copy !req
38. Gah! Now that I look closely, he TOTALLY
seems like he could be her brother!Copy !req
39. But, wait, that's too much of a coincidence!Copy !req
40. I don't watch anime at all. Isn't that just for kids?Copy !req
41. What are you talking about?
Anime is a part of Japanese culture!Copy !req
42. This HAS to be Sylphyn's brother!Copy !req
43. Indeed!Copy !req
44. I think... therefore I am!Copy !req
45. You know what I think? This was a quality show,
and I'm sad to see it end!Copy !req
46. Huh? I've been a fan of the show too!Copy !req
47. Oh, really?Copy !req
48. I've got the merch and the Blu-rays and everything!Copy !req
49. M-me too!Copy !req
50. Whoaaa!Copy !req
51. Only, yappari Japan ga suki desu wa
Only, sure enough, I love JapanCopy !req
52. Yay!
Ichiban ga ichiban oniai no
Only the best for the best!Copy !req
53. Ichiban ga ichiban oniai no
Only the best for the best!Copy !req
54. Pow, pow!
Kisoiai futari, yuujou wa
Our friendship, the two of us competingCopy !req
55. Kisoiai futari, yuujou wa
Our friendship, the two of us competingCopy !req
56. Yay!
Utsukushii mono desu wa
Is a beautiful thingCopy !req
57. Utsukushii mono desu wa
Is a beautiful thingCopy !req
58. Yurinchi!Copy !req
59. Looks like they've suddenly become friends...Copy !req
60. Yay!Copy !req
61. I guess that's...Copy !req
62. Pow, pow!Copy !req
63. the power of anime.Copy !req
64. If you'll excuse me, I should get going.Copy !req
65. Umaru, you certainly know a lot about anime.Copy !req
66. You're no slacker yourself, Alex.Copy !req
67. They're already this buddy-buddy?Copy !req
68. Is it all right if I come by with some
of my favorite Blu-Rays sometime?Copy !req
69. Well, of course!Copy !req
70. Have a good evening.Copy !req
71. Thanks for that, Umaru.Copy !req
72. It looked like Alex had a good time too.Copy !req
73. Huh? You think?Copy !req
74. Even at the office, Alex just seems sort of OFF, right?Copy !req
75. Well, they did bring him on as a special hire...Copy !req
76. Huh? Wait, why WAS he a special hire?Copy !req
77. Beats me.Copy !req
78. Hello? This is Alex.Copy !req
79. I have made contact... with Umaru Doma.Copy !req
80. Wait, what? Isn't your reaction sort of LACKING?Copy !req
81. Acting like spies should be more fun, right?Copy !req
82. H-hey!Copy !req
83. C'mon, Umaru. If you're going to use my ear pick,
you could at least give it back.Copy !req
84. Yeah... I know...Copy !req
85. I told her to give it back...Copy !req
86. I guess I'll just... buy one on the way home.Copy !req
87. It's gone!Copy !req
88. It's gone!Copy !req
89. Gone, gone, still gone!Copy !req
90. My ear's all itchy, but the ear pick is gone!Copy !req
91. And it should be right here!Copy !req
92. Something's making me feel all creepy-crawly!Copy !req
93. She suffers! Yes, she suffers!Copy !req
94. Looks like we won't be seeing
that stick today, huh, Boss?Copy !req
95. The time has come for her to know how much
we despise that stick's daily intrusion!Copy !req
96. Go and give her the greatest itch you can. Do it!Copy !req
97. Yeah!
Go and give her the greatest itch you can. Do it!Copy !req
98. Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!Copy !req
99. Yay!Copy !req
100. Go, go! Go, go!Copy !req
101. Yeah, yeah!
Woo-hoo!Copy !req
102. HELP ME, BIG BROTHER!Copy !req
103. Whoa, you're out early.Copy !req
104. I have some shopping to do.
I stepped on my ear pick and broke it.Copy !req
105. Your ear pick?Copy !req
106. Umaru used it and left it lying out...Copy !req
107. Tanukichi must have it rough right now, huh?Copy !req
108. What? She just used it yesterday.Copy !req
109. But it's right after you use it that the itching is worst.Copy !req
110. Right, Alex?Copy !req
111. Now that you mention it...Copy !req
112. My ears itch! Help me, Big Brother!Copy !req
113. My ears aren't right! They just aren't right!Copy !req
114. But my finger can't go all the way in!Copy !req
115. I'm home.Copy !req
116. B-Big Brother!Copy !req
117. See? I told you Tanukichi would be suffering...Copy !req
118. It's your own fault for not putting things away, Umaru.Copy !req
119. Whatever, just hand it over, Bomba!Copy !req
120. Here.Copy !req
121. Whoa!Copy !req
122. We bought one of each that they had at the store.Copy !req
123. Bomba said he wanted to try out some different kinds...Copy !req
124. Who knew there were so many different ear picks?Copy !req
125. Check this out. This thing looks AWESOME.Copy !req
126. Whoa!Copy !req
127. The Screwdriver!Copy !req
128. It's effective not just in one direction,
but in ALL directions!Copy !req
129. I don't like this!Copy !req
130. Three tiers of wires!Copy !req
131. Each twist has three times the results,
which means less work!Copy !req
132. Help me, Boss!Copy !req
133. A FLASHLIGHT!Copy !req
134. This will let you see the deepest parts of your ear,Copy !req
135. for maximum focus yet little strain on your aural orifice!Copy !req
136. And there are other options as well!Copy !req
137. Yeah!Copy !req
138. We did good, huh? She looks happy.Copy !req
139. You're going to pay me back for all this stuff, right?Copy !req
140. Which one's easiest to use?Copy !req
141. I haven't tried them all yet, so I'm not sure.Copy !req
142. This sure takes me back...Copy !req
143. The only time someone cleans your ears
for you is when you're a kid, right?Copy !req
144. And your mom does it...Copy !req
145. Yeah.Copy !req
146. I guess you're right.Copy !req
147. Say, Taihei, do me next.Copy !req
148. Do it yourself.Copy !req
149. Hey, have you heard?Copy !req
150. Heard what?Copy !req
151. They say Umaru's brother
is some totally handsome actor.Copy !req
152. Huh?Copy !req
153. And supposedly, her dad is German!Copy !req
154. That's awesome!Copy !req
155. She really is cool, huh?Copy !req
156. My dad's German... and Taihei is a handsome actor?
She really is cool, huh?Copy !req
157. My dad's German... and Taihei is a handsome actor?
I know, right?Copy !req
158. My dad's German... and Taihei is a handsome actor?
So cool!Copy !req
159. Yeah!Copy !req
160. Totally!Copy !req
161. I don't know where these rumors are coming from,
but they keep spreading and changing...Copy !req
162. UMR!Copy !req
163. Shwpa-pa-pa-pa-pa...!Copy !req
164. Shbwaaa!Copy !req
165. I've kept you waiting indeed!Copy !req
166. I wish to ask your advice on something...Copy !req
167. You know, I didn't think Sylphyn would be the type
to sit down and talk like this, but...Copy !req
168. sure enough, you can't trust every rumor you hear.Copy !req
169. So, what do you think?Copy !req
170. Huh? Sorry, I didn't catch what you said.Copy !req
171. UMR, I would like to invite you over
to my house today. Indeed!Copy !req
172. This is the place!Copy !req
173. It's so Japanese...Copy !req
174. And we have hopscotch stepping stones!Copy !req
175. One, two, three! One, two, three! One, two, three!Copy !req
176. One, two...Copy !req
177. One, two, three!Copy !req
178. I am sliding indeed!Copy !req
179. This place is so big...Copy !req
180. It seems like it has some history to it.Copy !req
181. This is...Copy !req
182. Anime is a part of Japanese culture!Copy !req
183. OH, yeah... Sylphyn and Alex
are brother and sister, right?Copy !req
184. It's a weekday, so I guess he's not here.Copy !req
185. It's right down this stairway, UMR!Copy !req
186. Wh-what's going on?Copy !req
187. Is she going to try something
down there in the basement?Copy !req
188. Wow! Look at all these books!Copy !req
189. Indeed, we should study for our tests!Copy !req
190. What?Copy !req
191. It's almost time for midterm exams.Copy !req
192. I assume you have them at your school as well.Copy !req
193. We do, but... wait, we're at the SAME school.Copy !req
194. This time, I WILL get a better score than Umaru!Copy !req
195. You really think you can beat me?Copy !req
196. The "Umaru" you're talking about
is right here in front of you...Copy !req
197. Like, I read poetry in our house's library.Copy !req
198. But this is a one-room apartmentCopy !req
199. What's your score?Copy !req
200. This is what it will take to beat me!Copy !req
201. I always study in our private library.Copy !req
202. Nice to meet you. I am Sylphynford Tachibana.
My father is German and my mother is Japanese!Copy !req
203. They say Umaru's house has its own library.Copy !req
204. Wow... I wonder if she studies poetry.Copy !req
205. Wait, are you serious?Copy !req
206. What's the matter, UMR?Copy !req
207. No, it's just... you can't trust rumors, can you?Copy !req
208. Rumors? I would like to hear more of this indeed!Copy !req
209. So, what sort of rumors are these, UMR?Copy !req
210. UMARU!Copy !req
211. Gah! What, what happened?Copy !req
212. Big Brother, I swear.Copy !req
213. It's not even time for spring cleaning yet!Copy !req
214. Listen closely, Umaru.Copy !req
215. Gah!Copy !req
216. This isn't just about cleaning:Copy !req
217. It's about your attitude,
and how you don't care how dirty things get.Copy !req
218. This is a detox, for the soul!Copy !req
219. Wh-what I mean is...Copy !req
220. I clean every week, but when
the weekend comes, it's dirty again.Copy !req
221. It's because you're being lazy! You think it's okay
to leave things messy and I'll clean it up later.Copy !req
222. But if I didn't make a mess, you'd have nothing
to do on the weekends, right?Copy !req
223. Why do I look all shriveled up?Copy !req
224. Anyway, we're doing this.Copy !req
225. Fine...Copy !req
226. Cleaning Technique No. 1: Decide What Goes Where!Copy !req
227. This place gets messy because
things are just left scattered all over the floor.Copy !req
228. That's why we have to decide
where each and every item goes.Copy !req
229. I'd like you to use the bookshelves.Copy !req
230. Roger that!Copy !req
231. I wonder where Big Brother learned his technique...Copy !req
232. From THIS, huh?Copy !req
233. We've pretty much figured out where things go, huh?Copy !req
234. But there's a whole bunch still left over.Copy !req
235. Cleaning Technique No. 2:
Store Whatever Remains Left from Step 1!Copy !req
236. If you can't come up with a place for something,
it means you don't use it much and you should store it.Copy !req
237. Let's box up volumes
of the same size and genre together.Copy !req
238. But Big Brother, what "genre" is it
if you've got a DVD inside of a game case?Copy !req
239. Why do you have things all mixed up like that?Copy !req
240. It's a pain to keep pulling discs out and
putting them back in, so I just put them wherever...Copy !req
241. Put them back in their proper cases!Copy !req
242. Okay, that's everything nice and stored.Copy !req
243. But if there's no more room to put stuff?Copy !req
244. Presenting Cleaning Technique No. 3:Copy !req
245. You toss it!Copy !req
246. HUH? No way! That would be a waste!
I mean, look how cute this doll thing is!Copy !req
247. You call that "cute"?Copy !req
248. Listen closely, Umaru:
All things are destined to meet their end!Copy !req
249. Out with the old and in with the new!
This is the natural order of things!Copy !req
250. Out with the old and in with the new!
This is the natural order of things!
Hup, hup!Copy !req
251. THIS!Copy !req
252. That includes this, right?Copy !req
253. The sticky note on this page here
says the same thing that you're saying.Copy !req
254. M-maybe I could keep that
stuffed doll of yours on my desk...Copy !req
255. You don't mind?Copy !req
256. Looks pretty clean, doesn't it?Copy !req
257. Yeah!Copy !req
258. Flying leap!Copy !req
259. All that's left is to see
if you can keep things nice and neat.Copy !req
260. I'm bored of this game... oh, I know!Copy !req
261. I'll play one of those retro games
that turned up yesterday.Copy !req
262. It's fun to play these once in a while.Copy !req
263. Why do you have things all mixed up like that?Copy !req
264. Which case did this belong to...?Copy !req
265. Umaru... You can leave things a LITTLE messy...Copy !req
266. He's all shriveled up.Copy !req
267. Are you going somewhere on Sunday?Copy !req
268. We're going to the movies!Copy !req
269. This is a big crowd indeed!Copy !req
270. It's been a while since I've seen a movie at the theater.Copy !req
271. What do you think? Should we watch it first, or...?Copy !req
272. Well, it is almost lunch time.Copy !req
273. Yeah, that's true.Copy !req
274. Sylphyn has already bought popcorn
and is standing in line!Copy !req
275. Shbwaa!Copy !req
276. S-Sylphyn! You're already in line?Copy !req
277. And I've bought popcorn for everyone!Copy !req
278. We were talking about getting something to eat first...Copy !req
279. Shwaaaat?Copy !req
280. Y-you were?Copy !req
281. Sylphyn, I swear...Copy !req
282. U-um, maybe we COULD see the movie first.Copy !req
283. Huh?Copy !req
284. There sure are a lot of movies out, huh?
Which one should we see?Copy !req
285. That hasn't come out yet.Copy !req
286. It's so sweet and delicious!Copy !req
287. I can't stop eating it!Copy !req
288. They all look good... it's hard to choose one, isn't it?Copy !req
289. "Master Detective Nacon" seems pretty popular.Copy !req
290. Whoa! 4.5 stars!Copy !req
291. I used to watch Nacon when I was in elementary school.Copy !req
292. I would like to see Precuare!Copy !req
293. Wow! You already bought the promotional booklet!Copy !req
294. That caters to an even younger audience...Copy !req
295. Okay everyone, let's all raise our voices!Copy !req
296. Precuare!Copy !req
297. I think I'd be a little embarrassed...Copy !req
298. What? But I spent last night watching
the old shows and practicing for this.Copy !req
299. So long as I can be with the Master...
I'm totally fine with this.Copy !req
300. Let's just go with what everyone wants to watch.Copy !req
301. I will see Precuare with UMR later!Copy !req
302. Huh?Copy !req
303. Is that a foreigner?Copy !req
304. Is it a DJ?Copy !req
305. This is comfy indeed!Copy !req
306. Huh? What happened to the popcorn?Copy !req
307. We were lucky to find such good seats.Copy !req
308. I never thought the four of us would be
hanging out and watching a movie...Copy !req
309. Still, I'm glad we were all able to become friends.Copy !req
310. A-are you okay, Kirie?Copy !req
311. I-I'm fine! I'm just a little scared of the dark.
But I'll be all right. Please, enjoy the movie!Copy !req
312. Sorry, but I will...Copy !req
313. An incident this week! An incident next week!Copy !req
314. He goes to the movies and a bomb goes off!Copy !req
315. Today, too, his deductive powers will leap into action!Copy !req
316. He is Master Detective Nacon!
And catastrophe awaits him at the restaurant!Copy !req
317. Wow... so this is the restaurant run
by that friend of Zonoko's uncle, huh?Copy !req
318. I hear a scream!Copy !req
319. Well, well. This is an interesting start.Copy !req
320. However! I'll be looking at all the clues
that they drop and I will figure out the culprit!Copy !req
321. I wonder what the others think...Copy !req
322. Hey, Sylphyn's asleep!Copy !req
323. But I spent last night watching
the old shows and practicing for this.Copy !req
324. Don't tell me she stayed up till morning
watching all those seasons of Precuare!Copy !req
325. I have solved the crime.Copy !req
326. Wait, already?Copy !req
327. The culprit added poison to...Copy !req
328. the "Mediterranean Breeze Course Menu"!Copy !req
329. Wh...Copy !req
330. What was that?Copy !req
331. Wh-what should I do? My stomach is about to growl!Copy !req
332. I can't let that happen here - it's too embarrassing!Copy !req
333. I'm gonna blow this restaurant up!Copy !req
334. No, stop!Copy !req
335. Light!Copy !req
336. I-I fell asleep...Copy !req
337. Thank goodness. It looks like everyone
was focused on the movie.Copy !req
338. So bright...Copy !req
339. Nacon did a better job than me
at figuring out the culprit, but...Copy !req
340. That was a lot of fun!Copy !req
341. My ears are itching again!Copy !req
342. We earwax shall destroy you!
Your ears will itch and itch again!Copy !req
343. You know, not even I have seen an anime
that has earwax in the next episode preview!Copy !req
344. Those of you watching, you will be reduced
to a piteous state and made to itch as well!Copy !req