Himouto! Umaru-chan 1x9

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Himika Akaneya as Female Student (voice) • Rena Maeda as Female Student (voice) • Hiroki Yasumoto as Takeshi 'Bomba' Motoba (voice)

It’s Valentine’s Day! Kirie burns cookies, Ebina attempts to make chocolate, and Umaru continues to offload food prep to Taihei.

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1. After watching you for a while, I still don't know what you're up to.

2. Wha—Hey!

3. This some kind of voodoo ritual?

4. N-No!

5. Oh, I know!

6. You're baking sweets!

7. Whadya need those for when you don't even got any friends?

8. There something you wanna tell me, huh?

9. Sh-Shut up!

10. I-It's none of your business!

11. All right. Good luck.

12. Wow, you made cookies for me, Kirie-chan?

13. Thank you!

14. I never knew you were so talented.

15. I'd love to have cookies again.

16. Let's make more together sometime!

17. Ugh, bitter.

18. I couldn't possibly ask Umaru-san to eat these.

19. I guess I'll save them for now while I make a new batch.

20. Maybe I'll make Master's first.

21. These came out perfect!

22. Now for the wrapping.

23. Oh, I left the bags in my room.

24. I hope Master enjoys them.

25. These are great!

26. Hey.

27. Come on, girl, just say what you mean next time.

28. Don't just leave 'em here without a word.

29. You made these for me, right?

30. Well, don't be shy. Give 'em in person!

31. But for future reference, these could use more sugar.

32. Huh? What's that for?

33. What's up, Kirie?

34. U-Umaru-san!

35. Um, I made—

36. K-Kirie-chan!

37. Are you okay?

38. I-I'm sorry.

39. Kirie-chan.

40. You made cookies for me!

41. Thanks!

42. They're delicious!

43. These are great!

44. I'm home.

45. Kirie-chan left those for you.

46. Chocolate?

47. Oh, no!

48. This was a surprise.

49. You don't often invite me over.

50. I saw a chocolate display at the mall

51. and thought I'd get in the spirit and make something by hand.

52. I see.

53. Perfect. I could totally go for some chocolate.

54. It should be easy. We'll get it done in a jiffy and...

55. I'll be right back, Ebina-chan.

56. My brother was home, so I brought him along.

57. F-For what?

58. Hey, I was kinda in the middle of doing laundry, you know.

59. This chocolate-making business looks hard.

60. Just help me out a bit.

61. Ebina-chan, wouldn't you rather I wasn't around?

62. N-Not at all! Please stay!

63. A-All right.

64. Chocolate, huh?

65. I do know how to make it,

66. but this is the sort of thing girls should do together.

67. Huh? Huh?

68. Sh-She has two refrigerators!

69. Her kitchen looks like it's straight out of a magazine!

70. Th-This is incredible!

71. I know!

72. I'll put mini rice crackers in the chocolate.

73. Chocolate is easy to make if you don't put tons of effort into decoration and flavoring.

74. Just chop,

75. melt,

76. shape,

77. and you're done.

78. That's it?

79. Well, since you're making the effort already,

80. you might as well spice it up a bit after it's melted.

81. Add fresh cream, and you'll get truffles.

82. Drool...

83. Add syrup, and you'll get ganache.

84. That sounds delicious!

85. And one more thing.

86. Melting store-bought chocolate

87. is a lot of work to do in the name of having a homemade gift for Valentine's.

88. All this mixing isn't just to change the type of chocolate.

89. You're also mixing in your feelings for the recipient.

90. I thought I'd get in the spirit and make something by hand.

91. Is there someone Ebina-chan wants to give hers to?

92. Now, chocolate originated from the cacao bean, which was crushed and eaten.

93. It first came through Japan via Spain, and modern...

94. Here comes the history lesson.

95. Mixing my feelings for the recipient... into the chocolate...

96. It's finished!

97. I wrote "Dear"!

98. N-Now what do I do?

99. I have to write a name after it!

100. What the heck did you put in that thing?

101. Mini rice crackers!

102. You sure that's a good idea?

103. The two ingredients taste so good when you eat them together.

104. Mixing one into the other can't possibly go wrong!

105. R-Really?

106. Well, if it tastes bad, it's on you.

107. All right, be that way. I'm not giving you any, no matter how good it tastes.

108. Fine with me.

109. I'm not a huge chocolate fan anyway.

110. Ebina-chan, is yours finished?

111. Yeah.

112. F-For herself?

113. Well, so's mine.

114. What anime should I check out this season?

115. It's from Sylphine.

116. UMR-san, come quick!

117. TSF-san!

118. UMR-san!

119. I've secured a copy for you!

120. The Sislnv live event DVD!

121. Wow, I've been looking forward to this!

122. Then I'm glad I stopped by an anime shop today.

123. I didn't know Anumate had a location here.

124. Unbelievable!

125. They already have merchandise for the new PreCura series!

126. These are all so splendidly adorable!

127. They didn't have these the last time I was here!

128. A regular customer, huh?

129. TSF-san, since we're here, let's browse around!

130. Then allow me to be your guide!

131. Have no fear!

132. I'll give you a most splendid tour!

133. I thought that was someone else.

134. Now that we've paid, wanna sit down over there?

135. Certainly.

136. There was so much stuff I wanted that I ended up buying a bunch.

137. I'm lucky you're an anime fan too.

138. Japanese animation is so cute and cool!

139. My older brother absolutely loves it.

140. So you must watch it together at home.

141. N-No... I usually watch by myself.

142. M-My brother thinks of me as his mild-mannered little sister.

143. If he saw me enjoying anime or games...

144. I'd be quite embarrassed.

145. I haven't seen her blush this furiously since then.

146. Actually, I have an older brother too.

147. Really?

148. What a splendid coincidence!

149. Not only are we fellow gamers,

150. we're fellow younger sisters!

151. Huh? I-I guess.

152. But my brother never watches anime. He basically does nothing but cook.

153. UMR-san, why don't you cook with him?

154. What? I don't really...

155. You'll be fine!

156. I used to know next to nothing about anime,

157. but it's easy to learn to like something that someone you love likes too!

158. Goodness, time does fly!

159. I must go home, or I'll be scolded!

160. See you later!

161. Not only are we fellow gamers,

162. we're fellow younger sisters!

163. All right.

164. Time to make dinner.

165. Now, let's see...

166. Onii-chan! Want me to help too?

167. Huh? Why do you ask?

168. Do you have a fever or something?

169. Twirl and on!

170. All right, Onii-chan, I'm heading out!

171. Don't stay out too late!

172. Coming.

173. H-Huh?

174. Uma—

175. Komaru just left.

176. You told her you were coming, right?

177. I'm sure she'll be back soon.

178. N... N...

179. No, I didn't.

180. She didn't?

181. Oh, this is a bit belated,

182. but thank you for the cookies.

183. They were good.

184. If a tad on the burnt side.

185. You can't possibly mean that.

186. Whaaat?

187. Huh?

188. Umaru...

189. please come back soon.

190. This is incredibly...

191. awkward.

192. I thought she'd opened up a bit lately,

193. but I guess she still clams up when Umaru's not around.

194. Oh yeah.

195. The laundry—

196. Evening already.

197. Kirie-chan didn't get to play with Umaru after all.

198. U-Um...

199. I-I'm sorry... about the cookies.

200. Hm?

201. E-Er, th-the burnt ones...

202. Um...

203. I gave them to you by mistake.

204. I'm sorry!

205. I see!

206. She came here today just to tell me that.

207. I went on another crane game spree and forgot the time.

208. I hope Onii-chan's not mad.

209. Welcome back.

210. Master!

211. Huh? What are you doing here, Kirie-chan?

212. She came to play with you.

213. And I must say, you certainly kept us waiting.

214. Well...

215. It's no big deal, is it, Kirie-chan?

216. M-Master...

217. I agree that you should have come home earlier.

218. What?

219. I'm home.

220. Umaru's already asleep?

221. Empty!

222. My pudding is empty!

223. Onii-chan!

224. Well, I didn't eat it.

225. But it was still there when I went to sleep!

226. Pudding! Pudding!

227. How can she get so worked up over a single pudding?

228. Why'd it disappear?

229. Look, it's obvious you ate—

230. No, I'm better than that.

231. It's not right to point fingers without evidence.

232. I have to set an example for Umaru!

233. Umaru, allow me to unravel your pudding's disappearance!

234. What, you know where it went?

235. While I could easily just go buy another pudding,

236. Then why don't you?

237. we must first uncover the truth of the matter.

238. But I didn't eat it!

239. Very well.

240. Give us some reasoning to back up your claim.

241. First off, I fell asleep before I could eat it!

242. The reason being, when you messaged me last night that you'd be late,

243. I went ahead and threw a wild one-person fiesta!

244. It was awesome!

245. Objection!

246. You did what?

247. Well, you must have eaten it then!

248. Hold it!

249. Onii-chan, silence please.

250. I present these leftover chips as evidence.

251. I always save pudding for dessert.

252. Eating my pudding before I finish my chips...

253. goes wildly against principle!

254. What's it to me?

255. Still, she doesn't seem to be lying.

256. Did she really not eat it?

257. Upupupupu!

258. Now let me ask you: what time did you come home last night?

259. Huh?

260. I was at work pretty late and had to take the last train...

261. It must have been around midnight.

262. Your hard work is much appreciated.

263. Onii-chan!

264. Those are not your pajamas, are they?

265. You went to bed in your clothes!

266. W-Well, I was really tired last night,

267. so I fell asleep without changing...

268. Huh?

269. My memory is honestly rather vague.

270. Poor Onii-chan, staggering home after work...

271. U-Umaru...

272. Come on, I wasn't that tired.

273. If you came home to find a pudding on the table,

274. it's only natural you would consume it!

275. These hypothetical "me's seem unnecessarily insulting.

276. Fine.

277. Let's actually eat some pudding.

278. Huh? Why?

279. If one of us ate it, that might jog our memory.

280. Okay! They're finished, Umaru!

281. Onii-chan, why'd you make them?

282. Why didn't you just go buy some?

283. Huh?

284. Didn't I promise to make pudding?

285. Well, whatever.

286. Let's eat!

287. A-All right.

288. I'm home.

289. Umaru's already asleep?

290. Umaru, I'm putting your pudding in the fridge.

291. No, I'll have it now.

292. Hey, Onii-chan, d'you know how to make pudding and stuff?

293. Sure, I'll make some when I have time.

294. Well?

295. It tastes great, Onii-chan!

296. So you did eat it.

297. Hey, you should make this again sometime, Onii-chan!

298. Are you listening? You ate it, right? Well?

299. Pudding-flavored ice cream isn't my thing,

300. but pudding-filled mochi is delicious!

301. High-calorie, though.

302. Umaru! Look me in the eye!

303. Ooh, and I'd like to try pudding-filled pancakes!

304. Just kidding, Onii-chan!

305. Umaru!

306. It's been a while since I was in the preview.

307. It's a pain finding someone.

308. We already went through the whole main cast.

309. How come you girls didn't just rotate?

310. I can see that never even crossed your mind.