Himouto! Umaru-chan 1x7

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Ikuto Kanemasa as Clerk (voice) • Kyoko Chikiri as Woman (voice) • Miyu Tomita as Young Taihei (voice) • Toshiki Kurosawa as Clerk (voice) • Hiroki Maeda as Clerk (voice)

People in his office have seen Taihei walking home and going shopping with a hot girl! His coworker comes over for a visit to see this so-called “sister” for himself.

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1. Onii-chan, get me a drink.

2. Yah! Take that!

3. Would it kill you to get your soda yourself?

4. Thanks...

5. Hi-yah! Bam!

6. I know it's the weekend, but could she be any lazier?

7. If you want something, get it yourself. Sheesh.

8. Onii-chan.

9. What?

10. Get me some chips.

11. Thanks.

12. Oh, that's the ticket!

13. Hey, Umaru. Can I throw away this box on the floor here?

14. Hm? If it's on the floor, I don't need it.

15. Onii-chan.

16. What is it this time?

17. Just felt like saying it.

18. It's already nine.

19. You've lazed around enough. Get up and do something already.

20. All right.

21. Onii-chan, where are you going?

22. To take out the trash!

23. Then get me Young Jumpoo from a convenience store while you're at it!

24. That's enough out of you!

25. O-Onii-chan, have you seen the box that was on this bookshelf?

26. The box for this Patsune Migu figure!

27. Inside it...

28. there was an alternate face for the figure.

29. Oh, um... I threw that away this morning.

30. What?

31. Wh-Why would you throw it out?

32. Well, you told me I could!

33. Hm? If it's on the floor, I don't need it.

34. Oh yeah. I did.

35. To be honest, I didn't like the face, so I don't really care.

36. W-Was that piece really important?

37. Come on, Umaru! You gotta tell me!

38. Stupid Onii-chan!

39. Why'd you throw it away?

40. Why didn't you check inside the box?

41. Do you know how much that meant to me?

42. I've guilt-tripped him good.

43. Now he'll feel too bad to scold me for being lazy!

44. Next, I'll give him the silent treatment to twist the knife!

45. Don't even talk to me anymore!

46. I'm going to sleep!

47. Huh? Onii-chan?

48. Onii-chan?

49. Onii-chan?

50. Onii-chan?

51. Onii-chan?

52. Don't even talk to me anymore!

53. I'm home.

54. Onii-chan!

55. Onii-chan, where were you?

56. I-I went looking for another doll like the one I threw out,

57. but they didn't have your "Patsune".

58. They recommended this instead,

59. but I doubt it's what you wanted.

60. Onii-chan, they don't sell figures at traditional doll shops.

61. Wait, really?

62. Come on, Onii-chan.

63. You'll be late for work.

64. R-Right.

65. Hurry up!

66. Umaru.

67. Yes?

68. Are you sure you're okay with that doll?

69. It looks nothing like the one I threw out.

70. Oh, stop worrying about that!

71. To be honest, I didn't really care that you threw it out.

72. What?

73. Then why were you crying?

74. Onii-chan.

75. What is it?

76. Just felt like saying it!

77. Coming!

78. Oh, Ebina-chan.

79. Come on in.

80. A-Actually...

81. This is the first time you've invited us out to eat, isn't it?

82. I got a free meal coupon, so I thought I'd thank you for the time you treated me.

83. A ramen place, huh?

84. This is exciting!

85. I'm glad to hear that.

86. Umaru looks genuinely ecstatic about this.

87. Probably because instant noodles are banned at home.

88. Welcome!

89. Welcome!

90. Welcome!

91. The employees sure are full of energy.

92. No kidding.

93. Every surface in this place feels greasy.

94. Do they serve the really rich kind of ramen?

95. I'd prefer something lighter.

96. Onii-chan, Onii-chan.

97. Yes?

98. Order this one or this one and let me try some!

99. Oh, sure, if you want.

100. Here's yer orders!

101. Two orders of the Double Garlic Ramen "Tempest"

102. and one Red Hot Death Ramen!

103. Delicious!

104. The stock is rich and gloriously greasy!

105. The garlic packs it with even more flavor!

106. My mouth is saturated with the pork fat and garlic!

107. But that's the beauty of it!

108. Truly, this dish exceeds the bounds of "ramen"!

109. It's junk food!

110. All this ramen needs now

111. is some cola to go with it!

112. There. I made a minature ramen bowl.

113. Umaru-chan even eats ramen with such elegance.

114. I've never seen her have this sort of food before, though.

115. I hope she's not just eating it to be polite.

116. This would definitely be better with cola.

117. Um, Umaru.

118. This thing is ridiculously hot.

119. Oh, you big baby.

120. Fine, we'll trade.

121. You can't stand wasabi, but chili peppers don't bother you?

122. Not at all, Onii-chan!

123. Is something the matter, Ebina-chan?

124. Oh, nothing.

125. Thanks fer comin'!

126. Thanks, Ebina-chan.

127. It was delicious.

128. Thanks for treating us!

129. Oh no, it was my pleasure.

130. Onii-chan, I didn't know you couldn't handle spicy food.

131. I can, but not that spicy.

132. Not at all, Onii-chan!

133. The three of us should do this again sometime!

134. Sure, sounds good!

135. Wait, at the same restaurant?

136. After ceaseless hours devoting ourselves to making nothing but ramen,

137. the restaurant ended up covered in oil.

138. Now that's what we mean by,

139. "Now we're cooking with grease!"

140. Taihei, man, is that messed up or what?

141. Going on a group date when you've already got a boyfriend...

142. I-I wouldn't know.

143. It ain't right! It's not fair, I tell ya!

144. Barkeep, another beer!

145. Comin' right up!

146. Is that the important matter you had to discuss?

147. I should be getting home—

148. Taihei, I got something to ask ya.

149. Wh-What?

150. You've...

151. Here's your beer!

152. Ah, thanks.

153. You've...

154. Here are your croquettes.

155. Thank you.

156. You've...

157. And your wasabi octopus.

158. Thanks.

159. You've got a live-in girlfriend, don't ya?

160. No, I don't. What makes you think that?

161. Liar!

162. I've always had a hunch.

163. You always go straight home, never coming to group dates, or hostess clubs,

164. or even girls' bars!

165. The heck is a girls' bar?

166. There's more!

167. Other employees have witnessed you walking around town with a pretty young girl!

168. Seriously?

169. They probably saw me with my sister.

170. Yeah, your so-called "sister".

171. What kinda guy goes shopping with his sister?

172. I-Is that odd?

173. Now, see! I got rejected just yesterday!

174. So the thought of you having a woman just pisses me off!

175. Can I swing by your place after this?

176. Nope.

177. Gosh, it's exciting going to a friend's place.

178. Entirely uninvited, might I add.

179. Well, it's better than letting rumors spread at work.

180. I'd better text Umaru.

181. "A coworker's dropping by with me."

182. I'll open the door, he'll see Umaru and go home satisfied.

183. Sh-She's asleep.

184. She's so cute!

185. How does something this cute come to be?

186. Keep it down, geez.

187. Just looking at her soothes my weary soul.

188. Well, there you have it.

189. This is my sister.

190. Now go home already.

191. Don't be such a spoilsport. I'm just watching.

192. Lemme have my soul-cleansing time.

193. You're being creepy! Go home!

194. Just a little longer!

195. I ain't hurting anyone! What's the big deal?

196. Onii-chan?

197. Whoa!

198. Onii-chan got zapped and his hair went crazy!

199. What is this creature?

200. Gotta pull it out! Gotta pull it out!

201. Rip! Rip!

202. Oh boy.

203. Later!

204. So who was that anyway, Onii-chan?

205. My coworker, Bonba.

206. Bonba?

207. I'm home!

208. I'm home!

209. Wh-Wha...?

210. Kirie!

211. For old time's sake...

212. let your big brother give you a piggyback ride.

213. Don't come in without permission!

214. Yeowch!

215. What's the matter, Kirie? Ow!

216. It says "do not enter"! Can't you read?

217. You electrified gorilla!

218. I'd like...

219. to visit a candy shop!

220. A candy shop?

221. Why, this is no less than...

222. a splendidly authentic old-fashioned candy shop!

223. There's a rusty ten-yen game machine!

224. There's a Monkey Kong machine with a cardboard sunshade!

225. There are capsule prize machines with gaping holes in the sides!

226. And they're still stocked!

227. A genuine old-timey candy shop!

228. You didn't disappoint, UMR-san!

229. I'm astounded you knew of this place!

230. I stumbled across it about six months ago.

231. They haven't gone out of business, but it's hard to tell when they're open.

232. Oh my.

233. Indeed, there doesn't seem to be anyone around.

234. But if the door's open, the store's open!

235. Let's select our treats!

236. Sure.

237. Someone has to show up eventually.

238. This is that Cola Drinkie which claims to be "cola" despite lacking any carbonation!

239. What's more, there are cola tablet candies!

240. Cola gummies!

241. I know they're nothing like the real thing, but that "cola" label is so tempting!

242. For an old-fashioned shop, they have much the same stock as a convenience store.

243. What manner of item is this?

244. An armful of sweets for less than 500 yen!

245. That's what I call old-school!

246. Say, UMR-san?

247. Yes?

248. Have you seen a small yogurt treat shaped like this anywhere?

249. It comes with a wooden spoon.

250. Oh, you mean Yogle?

251. They didn't have any out?

252. I believe they keep more down here.

253. Sylphine.

254. Try this.

255. It's good.

256. A treat from Japan.

257. All right, then.

258. The owner must be in the back.

259. They haven't shown their face at all.

260. Excuse us!

261. We're ready to pay!

262. Is anyone there?

263. Granny!

264. Granny!

265. N-No response.

266. We'll be twice as loud if we call together.

267. Okay!

268. Ready, and...

269. Granny!

270. I haven't had it in ages, but Yogle's still delicious.

271. But of course!

272. Umaru, quit eating those chips first thing in the morning.

273. Here's your lunch.

274. Now start getting ready for school.

275. Sheesh, Onii-chan, when did you become my mom?

276. Well, take care, you two.

277. Bye, Onii-chan!

278. Erm, um... Have a nice day!

279. Excuse me!

280. Bonba, we just clocked in.

281. I catch my second wind in the afternoon.

282. Taihei-senpai.

283. My computer froze. Might I request your guidance?

284. Hm? Again?

285. Could you two work for a change?

286. Another draining day.

287. At least I finished earlier than usual.

288. I'll do some shopping, then make dinner...

289. Where is this?

290. It's easy to get lost among all these residential houses.

291. I can go back the way I came or continue in this direction...

292. It says it's meowvelous!

293. Oh yeah. I remember seeing this poster with Umaru.

294. I've been down this way before.

295. So it must lead to a road I know.

296. Guess I'll keep going.

297. But man, I don't remember this place at all.

298. If I came here with Umaru...

299. Well, we don't go out together often.

300. For that matter, she hardly leaves the room herself.

301. So when were we here?

302. When I was in junior high?

303. Or no, high school?

304. Or after I started working...

305. Nah, I'd definitely remember that.

306. It's been nearly five years since I joined the workforce.

307. It's easy to forget the past amid the daily grind.

308. It's already around dinnertime.

309. I feel like the last time I passed through here was around the same time.

310. I was hungry and wanted to get home quickly.

311. Of course, that's the sort of situation where Umaru would throw a tantrum.

312. Taihei-kun, are you feeling hungry?

313. What was that?

314. Why was Umaru calling me by name?

315. Wait, something's not right here.

316. I guess I'll ask Umaru once I get home.

317. First, I need to find a major street.

318. From there, it should be easy to navigate.

319. You're the cat from earlier, aren't you?

320. Are you hanging around here because of the cannery?

321. That's right...

322. It wasn't Umaru.

323. What is it, Taihei-kun?

324. Ah, a cat!

325. Your mother loves them too!

326. Aren't they cute?

327. Yeah!

328. My school was that way, so home is this way.

329. Well, see you.

330. Watch out for cars.

331. Onii-chan! Dinner, stat!

332. All right.

333. Once I get back, I'll make Umaru something tastier than those chips of hers.

334. Ah, anime truly is a wonderful thing.

335. Er, who are you?

336. My name is Alex.

337. We are supposed to meet at some point in the future.

338. Impatient viewers, please check out volume 4 of the manga.

339. What, this was all just an ad?