1. Umaru, it's already midnight.Copy !req
2. Time for bed.Copy !req
3. But I'm not sleepy yet!Copy !req
4. It's important to go to bed on time,
or you'll mess up your circadian rhythm.Copy !req
5. Well, good night.Copy !req
6. Good night.Copy !req
7. He's out cold.Copy !req
8. How am I supposed to sleep after
dozing on and off since school let out?Copy !req
9. Onii-chan needs to learn a thing or two about my rhythm.Copy !req
10. Well, no biggie.Copy !req
11. Now I get to enjoy some late-night me time!Copy !req
12. Huh? We're out of cola!Copy !req
13. Sheesh, and my night was just getting started.Copy !req
14. Stupid Onii-chan.Copy !req
15. I shouldn't have to remind him to keep my cola stocked.Copy !req
16. Well, now what?Copy !req
17. Should I just make do with some other drink?Copy !req
18. All we have in the fridge are milk, oolong tea, and mineral water.Copy !req
19. I finally get some time to myself, but without cola it's ruined!Copy !req
20. Only one thing to do.Copy !req
21. Convenience stores are open late.
Guess I'll swing by one.Copy !req
22. I feel like a spy on a secret recon mission.Copy !req
23. Wow, it really is pitch black.Copy !req
24. It's like a different world.Copy !req
25. Wh-What if there's some lunatic
wandering around and I run into him?Copy !req
26. Worst case scenario, I'll use the CQC I learned from Metal Greek Salad.Copy !req
27. Oh. It's just a cat.Copy !req
28. Man, that made me holler.Copy !req
29. Wh-What was that shout just now?Copy !req
30. Huh?Copy !req
31. There's only one employee.Copy !req
32. During the day...Copy !req
33. How may I help you?Copy !req
34. there'd be at least two or three.Copy !req
35. What's that guy reading so intently this late at night?Copy !req
36. Colonel, I've secured the cola.Copy !req
37. Now returning to base.Copy !req
38. Good work, UMR.Copy !req
39. But that's enough goofing off.Copy !req
40. Gotta hurry home so I can enjoy this cola!Copy !req
41. It's the same road I always walk down with Onii-chan and Ebina-chan,Copy !req
42. but it looks completely different.Copy !req
43. It's so silent, like the world is holding its breath.Copy !req
44. I wonder what the people who are awake are up to.Copy !req
45. Why do the streetlights look so blue at night?Copy !req
46. All right, slowly so I don't wake Onii-chan...Copy !req
47. Welcome home.Copy !req
48. Just where have you been, Umaru?Copy !req
49. Um, just a late night convenience store run.Copy !req
50. It's dangerous out there this late!Copy !req
51. What if some lunatic was wandering around?Copy !req
52. Your imagination's too vivid, Onii-chan!Copy !req
53. Something scary happened last night, and I didn't get a wink of sleep.Copy !req
54. Really?Copy !req
55. So sleepy...Copy !req
56. I shouldn't have stayed up so late.Copy !req
57. It's just not fair!Copy !req
58. Why do you get to stay home on Monday?Copy !req
59. You just had a whole summer vacation!Copy !req
60. Gragh!Copy !req
61. So your brother has a day off.Copy !req
62. Yeah.Copy !req
63. He gets his summer vacation later than we do.Copy !req
64. And they're off.Copy !req
65. Now, guess I'll clean...Copy !req
66. Right, I cleaned yesterday.Copy !req
67. Um...Copy !req
68. May as well vacuum, at least.Copy !req
69. Typical Umaru, staying up
and eating these on the sly.Copy !req
70. Are you okay, Umaru-chan?Copy !req
71. I already did groceries yesterday...Copy !req
72. Nothing to do.Copy !req
73. It's been ages since I had this little to do.Copy !req
74. Umaru's been keeping me pretty busy.Copy !req
75. Onii-chan, more Potayto Chips!Copy !req
76. Onii-chan, buy me cola!Copy !req
77. Onii-chan, check this out!Copy !req
78. Onii-chan, let's play a game!Copy !req
79. Onii-chan, my dinner's cold!Copy !req
80. Onii-chan, buy me Jumpoo!Copy !req
81. Onii-chan, let's have sushi tomorrow!Copy !req
82. Pull yourself together!Copy !req
83. I can't waste my day off just zoning out!Copy !req
84. Gah, I'm acting like like some
burnt-out soon-to-be-pensioner!Copy !req
85. Gotta do something!Copy !req
86. Huh?Copy !req
87. Wait, how did I spend my free time before Umaru came?Copy !req
88. Stupid Onii-chan.Copy !req
89. I bet he's having fun lounging around without me.Copy !req
90. Wonder what the others are up to.Copy !req
91. Char siu, huh?Copy !req
92. "Simmer on low heat for six hours."Copy !req
93. Onii-chan!Copy !req
94. Oh, you're still alive.Copy !req
95. Huh? Did you have a half day at school?Copy !req
96. Um, hello? It's five in the afternoon.Copy !req
97. What?Copy !req
98. You of all people spent the day dozing?Copy !req
99. Didn't you have anything to do?Copy !req
100. O-Of course I did.Copy !req
101. I was cooking char siu pork.Copy !req
102. Snoozing while slow-cooking? Way to stick it to the man!Copy !req
103. Oh yeah! The char siu!Copy !req
104. The heat already turned off automatically!Copy !req
105. Onii-chan, I got it!Copy !req
106. Wh-What is it?Copy !req
107. Look! Look!Copy !req
108. I got a 5% rarity Titan!Copy !req
109. Look! I'm playing Shincolle!Copy !req
110. This is a god-tier pull! He's maximum rarity!Copy !req
111. All I understood was "playing".Copy !req
112. Sorry, but could you save it for later?Copy !req
113. I'm working on some files
for tomorrow's meeting.Copy !req
114. Why? Come on.Copy !req
115. Look at it! For real!Copy !req
116. No. I need to get this done tonight.Copy !req
117. Shincolle's more important
than your meeting!Copy !req
118. My meeting's more
important than Shincolle!Copy !req
119. Look, Onii-chan! I unlocked all the characters!Copy !req
120. Onii-chan, a new flavor!Copy !req
121. Onii-chan, look!Copy !req
122. Onii-chan, check it out!Copy !req
123. Onii-chan!Copy !req
124. Onii-chan!Copy !req
125. Onii-chan!Copy !req
126. Umaru, I've been thinking of
putting a divider in our room.Copy !req
127. A divider?Copy !req
128. Right.Copy !req
129. Our apartment only has one living space, right?Copy !req
130. But if we hang a curtain, we can split it into sections for you and me.Copy !req
131. Why the sudden interest in this?Copy !req
132. As siblings, we should've had
separate rooms from the start.Copy !req
133. We need our own private spaces.Copy !req
134. I honestly don't mind either—Copy !req
135. Now hang on.Copy !req
136. If I have my own room,Copy !req
137. I can slack off all I want without Onii-chan getting on my case.Copy !req
138. Y'know, that's a good idea!Copy !req
139. You think so?Copy !req
140. All right.Copy !req
141. If I have my own room,
I'll be able to work more efficiently.Copy !req
142. Then I'll have plenty of time for chores and Umaru.Copy !req
143. All right! Let's go buy that curtain!Copy !req
144. I want something with a cute design!Copy !req
145. Okay, that should do it.Copy !req
146. Yay!Copy !req
147. My room rocks!Copy !req
148. All the slacking with none of the scolding!Copy !req
149. Umaru, is something the matter?Copy !req
150. No, everything's fine.Copy !req
151. Ignore her. Gotta focus on work.Copy !req
152. Onii-chan, look at this!Copy !req
153. Umaru.Copy !req
154. Yes?Copy !req
155. Well, it's just...Copy !req
156. It's a bit cramped with this curtain. Wanna open it?Copy !req
157. Okay! Let's do that!Copy !req
158. Hey, Onii-chan!Copy !req
159. I wanna IAP for the new item. Can I?Copy !req
160. I'm working. Can it wait?Copy !req
161. Sweet! New record!Copy !req
162. So glad I got my hands on this NES.Copy !req
163. The graphics certainly have character, Master Komaru.Copy !req
164. Kirie-chan.Copy !req
165. I uh, brought you soda.Copy !req
166. I thought she'd gotten used to me,Copy !req
167. but she still tenses up when I try to talk to her.Copy !req
168. Kirie-chan, let's play
The Game of Life together next!Copy !req
169. Oh, um...Copy !req
170. I'm fine just watching.Copy !req
171. Aw, come on.Copy !req
172. Uma—Komaru.Copy !req
173. Don't pressure her.Copy !req
174. All right.Copy !req
175. I'll play.Copy !req
176. Huh?Copy !req
177. Okay, whoever reaches the end with the most money wins!Copy !req
178. I'm playing too?Copy !req
179. The more the merrier!Copy !req
180. Ready, and start!Copy !req
181. All right, I'll go first!Copy !req
182. Woosh!Copy !req
183. Hup-hup-hup!Copy !req
184. You become a manga artist
and release a smash hit.Copy !req
185. Plus ten million.Copy !req
186. Ten million right from the start?Copy !req
187. That's amazing, Master!Copy !req
188. Manga artists are self-employed, so if you put out a hit, you could be rolling in cash!Copy !req
189. You don't say!Copy !req
190. Quoting Wiki again, I bet.Copy !req
191. Game or not, I plan to live a respectable life.Copy !req
192. Go!Copy !req
193. Career change opportunity.Copy !req
194. You have the opportunity to change your career from "office worker" to something else.Copy !req
195. Accept?Copy !req
196. Decline?Copy !req
197. Changing careers already?Copy !req
198. A new career...Copy !req
199. He's really thinking hard about this.Copy !req
200. The question probably struck a chord with reality.Copy !req
201. Komaru releases one hit after another.Copy !req
202. Plus fifty million.Copy !req
203. However, she becomes unable to keep up with deadlines.Copy !req
204. Minus thirty million.Copy !req
205. She buys a desert island
and founds her own kingdom.Copy !req
206. Career changed to "sovereign".Copy !req
207. She pretty much slacks off all day.Copy !req
208. Promoted to "slackereign".Copy !req
209. Works diligently as an office worker.Copy !req
210. Plus five million.Copy !req
211. Obtains a chef's license and an apprenticeship.Copy !req
212. Career changed to "cook".Copy !req
213. Becomes independent and starts a highly successful restaurant.Copy !req
214. Plus ten million.Copy !req
215. Has three children.Copy !req
216. Promoted to "cooking papa".Copy !req
217. Trains hard every day as a competitive swimmer.Copy !req
218. Plus one million.Copy !req
219. Finally wins gold at nationals.Copy !req
220. Plus ten million.Copy !req
221. Sustains injury from slipping on a banana peel.Copy !req
222. Retires from career "swimmer".Copy !req
223. Catches a cold from overwork at her part-time job.Copy !req
224. Minus one hundred health.Copy !req
225. Rare character "God of Poverty" has appeared!Copy !req
226. Your current funds have dropped to zero!Copy !req
227. Talk about terrible luck.Copy !req
228. Taihei has closed his restaurant.Copy !req
229. Onii-chan, if you close shop, your funds will drop to zero.Copy !req
230. Well, now that my kids are grown,
I figured it was time to hang up my hat.Copy !req
231. Come on. We were competing for the most money!Copy !req
232. Then I guess I'm tied with Kirie-chan.Copy !req
233. Guess so.Copy !req
234. Kirie-chan!Copy !req
235. You've still got plenty of life ahead of you! Don't give up!Copy !req
236. M-Master...Copy !req
237. Let's press on!Copy !req
238. Th-Tha...Copy !req
239. Thank y—Copy !req
240. I-I'm so sorry, Master!Copy !req
241. Your fragile NES!Copy !req
242. Wh-What do I do? I'm sorry!Copy !req
243. Umaru.Copy !req
244. Treat her well at school too, okay?Copy !req
245. 'Kay.Copy !req
246. A chef, huh?Copy !req
247. September 26th.Copy !req
248. Today is my birthday!Copy !req
249. What should I have him get me?Copy !req
250. Ooh, tough decision.Copy !req
251. Wonder if he'll buy me the whole list!Copy !req
252. Today is my day!Copy !req
253. And Onii-chan's gonna celebrate me all night!Copy !req
254. You're up early.Copy !req
255. Good morning!Copy !req
256. Hey, Onii-chan!Copy !req
257. It's a weekday, but you're staying home, right?Copy !req
258. Don't make it sound like I'm unemployed.Copy !req
259. I still have leftover vacation days from summer.Copy !req
260. Aw, Onii-chan, you big tease, you!Copy !req
261. Acting all normal when it's my birthday!Copy !req
262. Is he trying to build suspense or what?Copy !req
263. You know what day it is, don't you?Copy !req
264. Onii-chan!Copy !req
265. Huh?Copy !req
266. He doesn't?Copy !req
267. Huh?Copy !req
268. What?Copy !req
269. I'm heading to school already...Copy !req
270. I-I'm leaving now!Copy !req
271. Later. Take care on your way home.Copy !req
272. It's September 26th.Copy !req
273. I definitely haven't got it wrong.Copy !req
274. Happy birthday, Umaru-chan!Copy !req
275. You all remembered!Copy !req
276. Of course!Copy !req
277. Thank you!Copy !req
278. Kirie-chan?Copy !req
279. For me?Copy !req
280. Thank you, Kirie-chan!Copy !req
281. What the heck is that?Copy !req
282. Umaru-chan sure is nice.Copy !req
283. Everyone else remembered,Copy !req
284. so why did Onii-chan forget?Copy !req
285. Later. Take care on your way home.Copy !req
286. Later. Take care on your way home.Copy !req
287. Umaru-san,Copy !req
288. though we two are usually rivals,Copy !req
289. we'll call a ceasefire for your birthday—Copy !req
290. Hm? What was the rest again?Copy !req
291. At any rate, a gift in celebration.Copy !req
292. That speech should be sufficiently splendid.Copy !req
293. Onii-chan...Copy !req
294. Onii-chan...Copy !req
295. Onii-chan!Copy !req
296. Onii-chan!Copy !req
297. I'm home!Copy !req
298. W-Welcome back.Copy !req
299. So whatcha up to?Copy !req
300. Huh? Oh, well...Copy !req
301. Onii-chan, don't tell me...Copy !req
302. Was this a "pretend to forget this morning" sorta thing?Copy !req
303. An "actually been preparing for a few days" sorta thing?Copy !req
304. And a "rats, she caught me" sorta thing?Copy !req
305. Wha—N-No!Copy !req
306. A "didn't expect her to come home so early" sorta thing?Copy !req
307. A "that's weird" sorta thing?Copy !req
308. An "I'm so embarrassed she
found out" sorta thing?Copy !req
309. Yeah, yeah, all right!Copy !req
310. UMR, this is a preview mission!Copy !req
311. You're doing the preview, Colonel?Copy !req
312. Not even I could've seen that coming!Copy !req
313. That's 'cause I'll be gone after this episode.Copy !req
314. How sad...Copy !req
315. Godspeed to you next week, UMR!Copy !req
316. Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req