1. Another long day at work...Copy !req
2. And it's only going to get longer.Copy !req
3. Hey, you're back, Onii-chan.Copy !req
4. Just in time to make dinner.Copy !req
5. I'm home!Copy !req
6. Oh, don't say that!Copy !req
7. I'm serious. Everyone was saying how great you were.Copy !req
8. Welcome back,Copy !req
9. Onii-chan!Copy !req
10. What's gotten into you?Copy !req
11. Oh, you silly! I'm just the way I always am.Copy !req
12. I beg to differ.Copy !req
13. Shh!Copy !req
14. I have Ebina-chan over. Back me up here.Copy !req
15. That explains it.Copy !req
16. Sorry, Ebina-chan!Copy !req
17. It's pretty rare for her to invite friends home, though.Copy !req
18. G-Good evening.
I hope I'm not imposing.Copy !req
19. Am I seeing things? The room's pristine!Copy !req
20. The two of us are studying together.Copy !req
21. This is Ebina Nana-chan, who lives downstairs.Copy !req
22. She's in Umaru's class.Copy !req
23. Thanks for being such
a good friend to Umaru.Copy !req
24. Even the mountain of mail-order boxes is gone!Copy !req
25. Did you clean up, Umaru?Copy !req
26. You, the epitome of laziness?Copy !req
27. Ebina-chan!Copy !req
28. Y-Yes?Copy !req
29. Feel free to come by whenever you'd like!Copy !req
30. O-O-Okay!Copy !req
31. With her around, Umaru might learn to take care of herself!Copy !req
32. O-O-Onii-san?Copy !req
33. Wish I had some cola.Copy !req
34. Th-Thank you so much!Copy !req
35. Dinner was delicious.Copy !req
36. You're always welcome here.Copy !req
37. See you, Ebina-chan!Copy !req
38. Nothing like the taste of cola
after holding back for so long!Copy !req
39. It's sinfully good!Copy !req
40. I-Incoming lecture...Copy !req
41. Use a cup, 'kay?Copy !req
42. Oh, and I bought you octopus ball snacks today.Copy !req
43. Octo-snacks?Copy !req
44. Sweet!Copy !req
45. Seeing as she cleaned today, I'll let her off the hook.Copy !req
46. Maybe this will encourage her to be more responsible from now on.Copy !req
47. Umaru!Copy !req
48. I'll run the bath. You can have the snacks afterward.Copy !req
49. Hey! Onii-chan!Copy !req
50. These are wasabi-flavored!Copy !req
51. You know I hate wasabi!Copy !req
52. Explain yourself, Umaru!Copy !req
53. What? I'm the one who should be angry here!Copy !req
54. Onii-san...Copy !req
55. Umaru-chan's brother is always so nice!Copy !req
56. Onii-san!Copy !req
57. Why are you so angry?Copy !req
58. Why do you think?Copy !req
59. I stayed up all night playing MMOs again...Copy !req
60. The server's totally deserted at this hour.Copy !req
61. Guess I've got nothing to do till my Sunday morning shows.Copy !req
62. Might as well crack open my morning cola.Copy !req
63. What to do, what to do?Copy !req
64. He sure looks blissful.Copy !req
65. He came home every night this week
looking like he'd crawled out of a crypt.Copy !req
66. Now it's finally the weekend, and he's sleeping sweetly.Copy !req
67. He must be pretty darn tired.Copy !req
68. Onii-chan! Time for work!Copy !req
69. Mornin' Onii-chan!Copy !req
70. You little...Copy !req
71. What are you doing up at this hour?Copy !req
72. Pulled an all-nighter!Copy !req
73. Now, come on!Copy !req
74. There's still time before my shows, so let's play Pop'm, me versus you!Copy !req
75. No way. Good night.Copy !req
76. Awaken! Onii-chan Fever!Copy !req
77. Shut up!Copy !req
78. Look, I'm really tired from work.Copy !req
79. Wow, he doesn't even have the energy to argue.Copy !req
80. Oh, fine. Get some sleep, then.Copy !req
81. Thanks.Copy !req
82. I feel like I'm being made out to be the bad guy, but whatever.Copy !req
83. Half an hour more should be enough, right?Copy !req
84. What ungodly amount of
sleep do teenagers live on?Copy !req
85. Don't be a smart aleck.Copy !req
86. I've barely gotten any sleep at all!Copy !req
87. Well, neither have I!Copy !req
88. Then you sleep too.Copy !req
89. But my Sunday morning shows...Copy !req
90. 'Kay! Good night, Onii-chan.Copy !req
91. She gave in quicker than...Copy !req
92. Huh?Copy !req
93. What's the big idea?
You sleep on the bed.Copy !req
94. There's no way a dork like my brother can fall asleep next to my pretty outdoor face.Copy !req
95. He'll have no choice but to play with me!Copy !req
96. Come on, Onii-chan! Admit defeat!Copy !req
97. Whatever she was plotting,
she couldn't stay awake for it.Copy !req
98. Come to think of it, she's played nothing but single-player games lately.Copy !req
99. I guess I'll join her for
a few rounds later.Copy !req
100. But first, I'll get a few more hours...Copy !req
101. Why did you fall asleep too?Copy !req
102. My Sunday morning and
Sunday afternoon shows are over!Copy !req
103. And that's my fault?Copy !req
104. Here you are!Copy !req
105. Please take one!Copy !req
106. Here, if you're interested!Copy !req
107. Wow, it's so cute!Copy !req
108. A rock-paper-scissors tournament
for a super-sized Necolumbus plushie.Copy !req
109. I'm home!Copy !req
110. Onii-chan! You gotta help me!Copy !req
111. Huh? What? What happened?Copy !req
112. Okay!Copy !req
113. Let's go, Onii-chan!Copy !req
114. Umaru. I don't suppose this "help" you need is...Copy !req
115. Yup! We're going home with that prize!Copy !req
116. And this is such a big deal that you had to involve me?Copy !req
117. I had to turn down weekend overtime, you know!Copy !req
118. Easy there, Onii-chan.
"All work and no play", you know.Copy !req
119. Besides, it's not like the prize is for me.Copy !req
120. Just participate by yourself.Copy !req
121. But, well, I mean...Copy !req
122. I wanted to do something fun with you.Copy !req
123. What?Copy !req
124. You're always working so hard. It must be stressful.Copy !req
125. I knew you wouldn't take time off unless I took drastic measures.Copy !req
126. That's true.Copy !req
127. I've been so caught up with work lately that I haven't been giving Umaru any attention.Copy !req
128. Okay then!Copy !req
129. Weekends should be relaxing, after all!Copy !req
130. Totally!Copy !req
131. Don't you worry, Umaru.Copy !req
132. I'm better at rock-paper-scissors than you'd think!Copy !req
133. Thanks, Onii-chan!Copy !req
134. Tickets for the rock-paper-scissors contest are this way!Copy !req
135. Please form an orderly line!Copy !req
136. U-Unbelievable...Copy !req
137. 'Kay, I'm hitting the south gate store.Copy !req
138. The north gate store is all yours!Copy !req
139. Wha...Copy !req
140. Here you go.Copy !req
141. She only dragged me along
to improve her chances,Copy !req
142. and on top of that, she ran off to a different store herself!Copy !req
143. I wanted to do something fun with you.Copy !req
144. She duped me, all for the off-chance that she could win two!Copy !req
145. Okay, boys and girls!Copy !req
146. Here comes round one of the contest!Copy !req
147. First, you'll throw against me, and then the winners can come up on stage!Copy !req
148. On your marks, everybody!Copy !req
149. All right!Copy !req
150. What am I doing with my life?Copy !req
151. And we're down to the final round!Copy !req
152. I made it. Fantastic.Copy !req
153. It's the young man in the glasses...Copy !req
154. and this lovely young lady here, vying for the prize!Copy !req
155. Hm? Ebina-chan?Copy !req
156. O-O-Onii-san?Copy !req
157. Th-That's me.Copy !req
158. All right, finalists.Copy !req
159. Here we go!Copy !req
160. Rock, paper...Copy !req
161. You're really good at rock-paper-scissors.Copy !req
162. Oh, I just heard that psychologically speaking, rock and paper are more likely to win.Copy !req
163. Now I've done it.Copy !req
164. Looks like Ebina-chan wanted it pretty badly.Copy !req
165. This could hurt her relationship with Umaru.Copy !req
166. Ebina-chan, here.Copy !req
167. You can have it.Copy !req
168. It wouldn't be very gentlemanly to make my sister's friend lose.Copy !req
169. Y-You really don't have to!Copy !req
170. You wanted it pretty badly, didn't you?Copy !req
171. I'm sure it'd be happier in your hands.Copy !req
172. Th-Thank you.Copy !req
173. A-Again, thank you so much.Copy !req
174. Not at all. See you!Copy !req
175. U-Umaru...Copy !req
176. When did you...Copy !req
177. I followed you from the store!Copy !req
178. I was eliminated early, so I went straight to the north gate store!Copy !req
179. D-Did you?Copy !req
180. Why'd you give it to Ebina-chan?Copy !req
181. What is wrong with you?
You four-eyed corporate drone!Copy !req
182. Hey!Copy !req
183. L-Look, I had your best interests in...Copy !req
184. That prize was my best interest!Copy !req
185. Cut it out!Copy !req
186. Onii-san is always...Copy !req
187. so nice!Copy !req
188. Delivery!Copy !req
189. She ended up getting the giant
Necolumbus off an online auction.Copy !req
190. Welcome to your new home, Necolumbus!Copy !req
191. At my expense.Copy !req
192. Onii-chan! Buy me Last Fantasy 15!Copy !req
193. Not happening.Copy !req
194. I just bought you Wyrm Quest.Copy !req
195. Umaru, we're only going for groceries today. No games.Copy !req
196. Oh, I know, Onii-chan.Copy !req
197. So what's that expectant
gleam in your eyes?Copy !req
198. It's easy to get
my brother to cave.Copy !req
199. I just need to throw a tantrum
in public, and that game is mine.Copy !req
200. She can throw a tantrum in public, but I'm still not buying it.Copy !req
201. All right, that should do it.Copy !req
202. Now to lure him to the games...Copy !req
203. Oh, hey, Ebina-chan.Copy !req
204. H-Hello, Onii-san.Copy !req
205. Oh? Ebina-chan!Copy !req
206. What a coincidence! Out shopping?Copy !req
207. Yeah.Copy !req
208. I always get my groceries here.Copy !req
209. Really?Copy !req
210. Perfect in public, as always.Copy !req
211. I know!Copy !req
212. Are you sure you don't mind treating me?Copy !req
213. I insist. It's lunchtime, after all.Copy !req
214. In that case, don't mind if I do.Copy !req
215. Wow! Everything looks so good!Copy !req
216. With Ebina-chan here,
you can't whine about the game.Copy !req
217. A perfect lesson in self-control.Copy !req
218. Stupid Onii-chan, resorting
to cowardly tactics...Copy !req
219. I can't throw a tantrum
while Ebina-chan's here.Copy !req
220. Here's your order.Copy !req
221. Will that be all?Copy !req
222. Yes.Copy !req
223. Th-This is my first time at a family restaurant.Copy !req
224. Really? Do you not eat out often?Copy !req
225. They have them back home in Akita, too...Copy !req
226. Oh, thank you!Copy !req
227. But I usually cook for myself.Copy !req
228. Wow. That's really impressive for someone living alone.Copy !req
229. Isn't it, Umaru?Copy !req
230. Onii-chan, let me put ketchup
on your omelet rice!Copy !req
231. S-Sure...Copy !req
232. There you go!Copy !req
233. Game! Game! Game!Copy !req
234. This bowl is awfully small.Copy !req
235. It's cute, though.Copy !req
236. Oh, that's for the empty shells.Copy !req
237. Game! Game! Game!Copy !req
238. Why are you ignoring me, Onii-chan?Copy !req
239. Game! Game!Copy !req
240. This is so embarrassing.Copy !req
241. I feel so out of my depth.Copy !req
242. It's your first time. No big deal.Copy !req
243. Onii-chan, say "ah"!Copy !req
244. Now, eat up, Ebina-chan, while it's still hot.Copy !req
245. R-Right.Copy !req
246. Onii-chan, you jerk! You nerd! Buy me my game already!Copy !req
247. H-Hey...Copy !req
248. Buy it!Copy !req
249. Let go!Copy !req
250. Buy it! Buy it! Buy it, buy it, buy it!Copy !req
251. Buy it!Copy !req
252. Onii-chan, buy it for me now!Copy !req
253. Stop—Cut it out!Copy !req
254. Game! Game! Game!Copy !req
255. Do you really want to do this here?Copy !req
256. In front of Ebina-chan?Copy !req
257. Did she see?Copy !req
258. Dere's nothin' like city food, eh?Copy !req
259. I'm sorry!Copy !req
260. It was so good I couldn't help myself.Copy !req
261. That was an Akita accent.Copy !req
262. C-Close call.Copy !req
263. I'm happy for you, Umaru-chan.Copy !req
264. Thanks!Copy !req
265. Good morning, Ebina-chan.Copy !req
266. G-Good morning!Copy !req
267. Walking together as usual?Copy !req
268. My, such good friends.Copy !req
269. Umaru! Hurry up and eat!Copy !req
270. Ebina-chan's already waiting for you!Copy !req
271. Ah geez, I'll be fine.Copy !req
272. We've been down ta Tokyo before.Copy !req
273. Weell, ya haven't gone alone now, have ya?Copy !req
274. Livin' dere's not like visitin'
on vacation, ya know?Copy !req
275. Oh yah, but Tokyo's too fahr ta commute ta school every day.Copy !req
276. More, please!Copy !req
277. Ya want more yet?Copy !req
278. Nana, yer too laid-back sometimes.Copy !req
279. Suppoose they tease ya
for bein' from the country?Copy !req
280. I'll be ookay, I'm sure.Copy !req
281. I practiced standard Japanese plenty,Copy !req
282. and even went ta Eon Mall
ta update my wardrobe.Copy !req
283. I've got nothin' ta worry aboot.Copy !req
284. Why is everyone looking at me?Copy !req
285. I-It's all in my head!Copy !req
286. My nerves are making me self-conscious.Copy !req
287. Just relax.Copy !req
288. But if I relax too much, my accent...Copy !req
289. Would you like some coffee?Copy !req
290. Y-Yes!Copy !req
291. Here you go.Copy !req
292. Th-Thank you!Copy !req
293. There are so many people.Copy !req
294. B-But I need to watch where I'm going, not the crowds.Copy !req
295. Huh?Copy !req
296. Wh-What's happenin' now?Copy !req
297. I don't get it.Copy !req
298. Dere's nothin' funny aboot my clothes, is dere?Copy !req
299. And I don't think my accent's showin' none.Copy !req
300. I haven't even talked.Copy !req
301. Damn, that girl's boobs are huge!Copy !req
302. H-Huh?Copy !req
303. People have been staring at me
all the way from Akita to Tokyo,Copy !req
304. but...Copy !req
305. not a single one made eye contact.Copy !req
306. Hello!Copy !req
307. He looked me in the eye...Copy !req
308. Um...Copy !req
309. O-Oh, I'm sorry!Copy !req
310. I-I just moved here today, and...Copy !req
311. Oh, really?Copy !req
312. I live in 201. The name's Doma.Copy !req
313. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
314. Um, my name is Ebina, room 101.Copy !req
315. If you need any help settling in, just let me know.Copy !req
316. Okay!Copy !req
317. Onii-san...Copy !req
318. If it weren't for you, I...Copy !req
319. Ebina-chan, good morning!Copy !req
320. Good morning, Umaru-chan.Copy !req
321. Good morning!Copy !req
322. Sorry we kept you waiting.Copy !req
323. U-Um, g-good... morning!Copy !req
324. You too...Copy !req
325. We're running late!Copy !req
326. Come on, Ebina-chan!Copy !req
327. R-Right!Copy !req
328. S-See you, O-Onii...Copy !req
329. Ebina-chan!Copy !req
330. Wait up, Umaru-chan!Copy !req
331. We've got matching Necolombuses!Copy !req
332. Yeah! They look like siblings together.Copy !req
333. Since you got yours first,
he must be the older brother!Copy !req
334. I-I can't believe Onii-san and I were...Copy !req
335. What's wrong?Copy !req