1. I keep telling her to sleep in her bed.Copy !req
2. Looks like she gamed till she dropped again.Copy !req
3. Well, you've caught a cold.Copy !req
4. By head hurds, Onii-chan!Copy !req
5. Take the day off from school.Copy !req
6. Honestly, I don't feel that bad.Copy !req
7. But I'll let Onii-chan pamper me while I laze around today.Copy !req
8. All right, I'm heading to work now.Copy !req
9. What, why?Copy !req
10. You're not taking the day off?Copy !req
11. You'd leave your poor,
sick sister alone to go to work?Copy !req
12. What kind of employee stays home because his sister's sick?Copy !req
13. And besides,Copy !req
14. you have only yourself
to blame for this cold.Copy !req
15. Who was the one who fell asleep while gaming with the AC on?Copy !req
16. I'll come home early.Copy !req
17. You just lay in bed and reflect on your actions.Copy !req
18. I'll let Ebina-chan know.Copy !req
19. Hmph!Copy !req
20. I hate you, Onii-chan!Copy !req
21. I'll get even sicker and make you sorry!Copy !req
22. Umaru's back in action!Copy !req
23. True to form, even my viruses are lazy!Copy !req
24. What now?Copy !req
25. I'm beat.Copy !req
26. Let's just call it quits this time.Copy !req
27. Sounds good.Copy !req
28. They dropped dead in a day!Copy !req
29. Viva good health!Copy !req
30. Man, it feels great to wake up
healthy after a cold!Copy !req
31. I think I'll do some radio calisthenics, if I can remember them!Copy !req
32. Da-da da-la-la...Copy !req
33. La-da-da-da-dah...Copy !req
34. La-dee-dah da-dah...Copy !req
35. Onii-chan, morn—Copy !req
36. My head hurts.Copy !req
37. Wh-What?Copy !req
38. A cold? You caught a cold, Onii-chan?Copy !req
39. Augh...Copy !req
40. Don't shout! You'll make my headache worse.Copy !req
41. That confirms it.Copy !req
42. Yes, hello?Copy !req
43. I'm calling on behalf of my brother.Copy !req
44. I'm Doma Taihei's younger sister.Copy !req
45. Yes, you see, he has a fever...Copy !req
46. Yes, I'm sorry.Copy !req
47. You're calling my company?Copy !req
48. Well, you can hardly go in with your cold.Copy !req
49. You're gonna start more stupid rumors!Copy !req
50. Here, put me on! I'll talk!Copy !req
51. "More"?Copy !req
52. Good thing my school is off
for its foundation day.Copy !req
53. Just let me care for you today.Copy !req
54. Anyway, I'm going to go do some shopping.Copy !req
55. H-Hey!Copy !req
56. Onii-chan, just take it easy!Copy !req
57. What is that girl up to?Copy !req
58. Onii-chan, I promise I'll tend to your every need.Copy !req
59. And of course this calls for...Copy !req
60. some tough love!Copy !req
61. You've a heavy price to pay for leaving me home sick!Copy !req
62. They say you should sweat out a fever,Copy !req
63. so I'll start by cooking you a nice bowl of flaming hot soup, with extra tabasco!Copy !req
64. A whole green onion!Copy !req
65. I remember hearing that sticking one up your butt will do you good.Copy !req
66. Sounds like just the treatment for Onii-chan.Copy !req
67. Just you wait, Onii-chan!Copy !req
68. O-O...Copy !req
69. Onii-chan!Copy !req
70. Oh my gosh! Oh no! What's wrong?Copy !req
71. This isn't funny anymore!Copy !req
72. This is my virus.Copy !req
73. If it weren't for me, Onii-chan...Copy !req
74. Onii-chan...Copy !req
75. Burn up! Burn up!Copy !req
76. Make that fever burn up!Copy !req
77. Aches and strains! Groan in pain, Onii-chan!Copy !req
78. Once more!Copy !req
79. Burn up! Burn up!Copy !req
80. It's my job to wipe them out!Copy !req
81. Make that fever burn up!Copy !req
82. Our attack will char you black, Onii-chan!Copy !req
83. Hi-yah!Copy !req
84. I won't let you hurt my Onii-chan!Copy !req
85. Get back here, you!Copy !req
86. L-Let's take her down together!Copy !req
87. Onii-chan...Copy !req
88. Onii-chan...Copy !req
89. Onii-chan!Copy !req
90. A green onion?Copy !req
91. What, why?Copy !req
92. You're not taking the day off?Copy !req
93. Umaru.Copy !req
94. Thanks for taking care of me.Copy !req
95. Onii-chan, you smell like green onion.Copy !req
96. Well, it seems like it helped.Copy !req
97. Let's eat.Copy !req
98. I have to eat this for dinner?Copy !req
99. I cook a meal for you, and
you have the nerve to complain.Copy !req
100. I wanted to have hamburger steak!Copy !req
101. It won't magically show up
just because you want it.Copy !req
102. Now start eating.Copy !req
103. Come on, Umaru.Copy !req
104. Why have you not even
touched your peppers?Copy !req
105. 'Cause they taste bitter!Copy !req
106. Since you never eat vegetables,Copy !req
107. I did my best to chop them up
small and season them.Copy !req
108. It was a lot of work, you know.Copy !req
109. Well gosh, if it's so much work, just skip it!Copy !req
110. Nice try!Copy !req
111. Now at least finish your green peppers.Copy !req
112. Be as dramatic as you want, but
I expect you to finish your portion.Copy !req
113. Umaru, wake up!Copy !req
114. Good morning, Onii-chan.Copy !req
115. Here's your lunch.Copy !req
116. Onii-chan, you didn't put
green peppers in it, did you?Copy !req
117. No, I didn't.Copy !req
118. Quit sniffing and get going!Copy !req
119. Ebina-chan, you bring your lunch every day, don't you?Copy !req
120. Y-Yeah.Copy !req
121. I finished my lunch before anyone else!Copy !req
122. It's a lot of work to make it in the mornings.Copy !req
123. But the same must go for you.Copy !req
124. Well, my brother...Copy !req
125. Don't be picky!Copy !req
126. My brother is such a picky eater.Copy !req
127. It's so hard to cook lunch for him.Copy !req
128. Wow! You even pack your brother's lunch?Copy !req
129. Oh, it's nothing.Copy !req
130. It's absolutely something!Copy !req
131. I can barely manage cooking for myself.Copy !req
132. It's not much more effort to make two instead of one.Copy !req
133. Really?Copy !req
134. R-Really!Copy !req
135. Oh, we'd better not chat away our lunchtime. Let's eat!Copy !req
136. Right!Copy !req
137. Hamburger steak!Copy !req
138. With green peppers in it!Copy !req
139. Oh, green pepper hamburger steak?Copy !req
140. Huh?Copy !req
141. Y-Yeah.Copy !req
142. My brother can't stand green peppers.Copy !req
143. Huh? Really?Copy !req
144. But that's really impressive, Umaru-chan.Copy !req
145. It's a lot of work to make a hamburger steak with peppers in it before school.Copy !req
146. Since you never eat vegetables,Copy !req
147. I did my best to chop them up
small and season them.Copy !req
148. It was a lot of work, you know.Copy !req
149. I'm sure your brother appreciatesCopy !req
150. that you put forth so much
effort to help him eat peppers.Copy !req
151. Yeah.Copy !req
152. I'm home.Copy !req
153. Jeez, I'm beat.Copy !req
154. Umaru Dive!Copy !req
155. Will you cut it out?Copy !req
156. You could've snapped my glasses!Copy !req
157. That's what you get for putting peppers in my lunch!Copy !req
158. So she won't even eat them
in a hamburger steak.Copy !req
159. It was a lot of work to make that, you know!Copy !req
160. I know.Copy !req
161. So just give me normal stir-fried peppers next time.Copy !req
162. Umaru...Copy !req
163. Are you feeling all right?Copy !req
164. Did you eat something funny?Copy !req
165. Umaru Dive!Copy !req
166. I told you to cut it out!Copy !req
167. Man, Nassu never gets old!Copy !req
168. I'll never get tired of
that face and that flailing!Copy !req
169. And to think, this entertainment is free!Copy !req
170. Gotta love the Internet.Copy !req
171. Right now, the whole world is at my fingertips!Copy !req
172. It's gonna spill!Copy !req
173. There's still time...!Copy !req
174. What a waste.Copy !req
175. It's gotten all under the desk, too.Copy !req
176. What's this little device?Copy !req
177. What's it doing under the desk?Copy !req
178. It's got a bunch of blinky lights on it...Copy !req
179. O-Oh no!Copy !req
180. That must have been the thing that connects to the Internet!Copy !req
181. Wh-What do I do?Copy !req
182. I can't surf the web anymore!Copy !req
183. I know!Copy !req
184. I'll search for solutions on Yapoo Answers!Copy !req
185. Right! I can't search without the Internet!Copy !req
186. I know, I'll use my tablet!Copy !req
187. My tablet which uses wi-fi...Copy !req
188. The Internet...Copy !req
189. Without the Internet, I lose my link to the world.Copy !req
190. How could I have anticipated this cruel twist of fate?Copy !req
191. I'll just play some games to calm down.Copy !req
192. I've been completely cut off from the world!Copy !req
193. I'm home.Copy !req
194. I'm here to hang out!Copy !req
195. Ah, you broke it?Copy !req
196. Once it's gotten wet,
it's dangerous to leave it plugged in.Copy !req
197. It'll need repairs.Copy !req
198. Tanukichi!Copy !req
199. Nassu!Copy !req
200. Taihei, your turn.Copy !req
201. What's so funny?Copy !req
202. Where'd you get this, anyway?Copy !req
203. Scored it at a pachinko parlor.Copy !req
204. It looks so perfect but so pathetic!Copy !req
205. Four-card straight reversal, with jokers!Copy !req
206. Aw, seriously?Copy !req
207. Wait, what happens when you play a reversal with jokers, Tanukichi?Copy !req
208. That means threes are the strongest now.Copy !req
209. That's not how they play it where I live!Copy !req
210. By the way, is "Tanukichi" supposed to be me?Copy !req
211. Yeah.Copy !req
212. You know, 'cause you got that tanuki hoodie.Copy !req
213. It's a hamster, actually.Copy !req
214. Nassu!Copy !req
215. My first time at a manga café!Copy !req
216. After throwing a fit
about not having Internet,Copy !req
217. Onii-chan gave me the money for this!Copy !req
218. Fine, go to a manga café or something.Copy !req
219. How many hours will you be staying?Copy !req
220. Three?Copy !req
221. Nah...Copy !req
222. Oh man!Copy !req
223. I went and reserved this place for seven hours!Copy !req
224. It's cramped.Copy !req
225. Not just this room, but all the rooms.Copy !req
226. But that makes it cozy,Copy !req
227. like I'm in my own box fort!Copy !req
228. And there's all-you-can-surf Internet!Copy !req
229. All-you-can-read manga!Copy !req
230. All-you-can-drink soft drinks!Copy !req
231. You won't find a fort with amenities like this!Copy !req
232. They even have ice cream!Copy !req
233. I think I'll blow through three complete long-running manga series today!Copy !req
234. Plus, the rooms are private,Copy !req
235. so I can wear this, even away from home!Copy !req
236. I just can't fully relax without this on.Copy !req
237. What's this for?Copy !req
238. C-Could it be...?Copy !req
239. I-I don't believe it!Copy !req
240. A massage chair! They even have a massage chair!Copy !req
241. This is no mere fort!Copy !req
242. Why, it's better than home!Copy !req
243. I could live here.Copy !req
244. I could totally live here.Copy !req
245. You know, maybe I will!Copy !req
246. I still have six whole hours to go!Copy !req
247. Better enjoy myself even more than usual!Copy !req
248. Miss, you still have over four hours left...Copy !req
249. Are you okay with that?Copy !req
250. Yep.Copy !req
251. I'm home!Copy !req
252. Onii-chan!Copy !req
253. Doma, one hundred percent!Copy !req
254. Seriously, full marks for Doma again?Copy !req
255. Guy's got a mind like a computer!Copy !req
256. And an antenna to go with it.Copy !req
257. You got full marks again?Copy !req
258. Man, you're a beast!Copy !req
259. Would you be quiet, Bonba?Copy !req
260. What's the secret? You gotta have one, Taihei!Copy !req
261. Like, can you predict the questions?Copy !req
262. No, the math section was
just really easy this time.Copy !req
263. I scored fifteen percent here, man!Copy !req
264. Studied my ass off for that fifteen!Copy !req
265. So fifteen percent is the most your pitiful mind can manage.Copy !req
266. Wha—Copy !req
267. Say that one more time, woman!Copy !req
268. More importantly, Taihei,Copy !req
269. now that the tests are over,
would you like to go somewhere with me?Copy !req
270. Huh? Well, I dunno...Copy !req
271. Oh! Let's hit up the new arcade by the station!Copy !req
272. I'll show you a crane game master at work!Copy !req
273. You can go home and start working toward a twenty percent mark.Copy !req
274. Yeah?Copy !req
275. Let me tell you, I could score a thirty if I tried!Copy !req
276. Taihei, forget the dunce and come with me!Copy !req
277. Nah, come on!Copy !req
278. A true pal wouldn't do that to me, right?Copy !req
279. Then how about the three of us go together?Copy !req
280. I've never been to an arcade before.Copy !req
281. It's quite a noisy place.Copy !req
282. These are the prizes?Copy !req
283. Do those fools believe such trifling knick-knacks will tempt anyone?Copy !req
284. Ooh, cats?Copy !req
285. These dolls are adorable.Copy !req
286. Let's win one of these.Copy !req
287. You gotta aim for the head
with these kinds of dolls.Copy !req
288. Save the posturing for after you win it.Copy !req
289. Because the head is so heavy,
the center of gravity is higher.Copy !req
290. In other words, you'll get a much more reliable grip if you aim for the head.Copy !req
291. What the heck, man?Copy !req
292. The claw on this thing has no grip at all!Copy !req
293. How pathetic.Copy !req
294. I see the trick.Copy !req
295. These prizes are meant
to be pushed, not grabbed.Copy !req
296. Based on my observation of Bonba's attempt,Copy !req
297. there is no lower limit to the arm's descent.Copy !req
298. In other words, it can be used to push a doll near the hole over the edge!Copy !req
299. What is the meaning of this?Copy !req
300. I pushed it, but it barely moved!Copy !req
301. Nice one!Copy !req
302. What was that?Copy !req
303. What was that for, you psycho harpy?Copy !req
304. That's enough out of you and that filthy afro of yours!Copy !req
305. You've crossed the line, woman.Copy !req
306. My hair's as stylin' as it gets!Copy !req
307. Half a century ago, maybe!Copy !req
308. In this day and age you look like a fool!Copy !req
309. You're kidding!Copy !req
310. How do you not see the appeal?Copy !req
311. I don't want to see it!Copy !req
312. It's unique! My identity!Copy !req
313. In this age of conformity—Copy !req
314. On second glance, the legs are all tangled.Copy !req
315. As if—Copy !req
316. They're what?Copy !req
317. Well, no wonder they wouldn't budge!Copy !req
318. Hm? What's up?Copy !req
319. Ah, yeah, that's a no-go.Copy !req
320. What if we aimed for the doll's tag?Copy !req
321. Huh? There's no way that's possible.Copy !req
322. It's a waste of 100 yen, Taihei.Copy !req
323. You're kidding!Copy !req
324. There are three, so we can have one each.Copy !req
325. Taihei!Copy !req
326. Love ya.Copy !req
327. I'm home, Umaru.Copy !req
328. Welcome back, Onii-chan.Copy !req
329. Were you a good girl today?Copy !req
330. Yep!Copy !req
331. Hey, what's that?Copy !req
332. Oh, I got you something nice.Copy !req
333. Something nice?Copy !req
334. Here.Copy !req
335. A kitty!Copy !req
336. Thank you, Onii-chan!Copy !req
337. Welcome back, Onii-chan!Copy !req
338. I scored some stuffed animals
at the arcade again!Copy !req
339. That's a lot more than "some"!Copy !req
340. Hello there!Copy !req
341. People often mistakenly call me "Kanou",
but my name is "Kanau".Copy !req
342. I'm doing the preview with another
person I've never met in the anime.Copy !req
343. Don't you worry.Copy !req
344. There's no telling when we'll even meet in the manga.Copy !req
345. This is awkward on so many levels.Copy !req