1. My younger sister, Umaru, is pretty and popular.Copy !req
2. She's kind, smart, and talented across the board.Copy !req
3. Loved by all, young and old alike,
she's the perfect high school girl.Copy !req
4. At least, that's what I'm told everyone thinks.Copy !req
5. This is Umaru when she's at home.Copy !req
6. My good-for-nothing, lazy, slack-off of a sister...Copy !req
7. Onii-chan...Copy !req
8. A "slackster".Copy !req
9. Lying there like a slob...Copy !req
10. Hey, Umaru!Copy !req
11. Quit wasting time on your computer and come eat.Copy !req
12. Huh? But I'm busy checking my feeds.Copy !req
13. Onii-chan, feed me!Copy !req
14. Move it!Copy !req
15. Fine.Copy !req
16. Upsy-daisy.Copy !req
17. This fried rice is all cold.Copy !req
18. That's what you get for dawdling!Copy !req
19. I thought Tuesday was bread day?Copy !req
20. Well, good thing it's Monday.Copy !req
21. Oh, it's Monday?Copy !req
22. No wonder class was such a drag.Copy !req
23. Monday?Copy !req
24. What are you yelling about?Copy !req
25. Jumpoo goes on sale today!Copy !req
26. The last chapter of Jun-Piece left off just as it was getting good!Copy !req
27. J-Jumpy?Copy !req
28. Pretty please, Onii-chan! Get me a copy from the convenience store!Copy !req
29. Gosh, no.Copy !req
30. Why not?Copy !req
31. I've been working all day. I'm tired.Copy !req
32. Can't you just buy it tomorrow on the way to school?Copy !req
33. But I'll be seen!Copy !req
34. As far as my classmates know,Copy !req
35. "I'm not allowed to read manga at home, so I'm not really familiar with Jun-Piece.Copy !req
36. Oh, but this reindeer character sure is cute!"Copy !req
37. That's my image!Copy !req
38. Your image, your problem!Copy !req
39. Why are you cultivating one like that, anyway?Copy !req
40. It wasn't on purpose, but it's too late now.Copy !req
41. The rumors took on a life of their own.Copy !req
42. Apparently, I spend my time at home reading poetry in the study.Copy !req
43. We live in a two-room apartment...Copy !req
44. Either way, no means no!Copy !req
45. You'll have to wait till tomorrow.Copy !req
46. Don't wanna! Don't wanna! Don't wanna!Copy !req
47. Wanna read today!Copy !req
48. Wanna read now!Copy !req
49. Onii-chan, buy it!Copy !req
50. Buy it now!Copy !req
51. Wanna read...Copy !req
52. My sixteen-year-old sister is rolling on
the bed, throwing a tantrum over manga.Copy !req
53. This is bad!Copy !req
54. In the year since she moved in with me,Copy !req
55. she's only gotten lazier and more selfish.Copy !req
56. I have to take responsibility.Copy !req
57. Otherwise, she'll end upCopy !req
58. a good-for-nothing who can't survive in the real world!Copy !req
59. Huh? Usually that'd be enough to get my way.Copy !req
60. Maybe the tantrum approach is losing its effectiveness.Copy !req
61. Fine then.Copy !req
62. Pretty please, Onii-chan?Copy !req
63. No!Copy !req
64. Wanna read it! Wanna read it! Wanna read it!Copy !req
65. Wanna read it!Copy !req
66. My ears!Copy !req
67. Buy it for me, Onii-chan!Copy !req
68. I swear I'll never ask for anything else!Copy !req
69. I'll owe you for life!Copy !req
70. Thank you!Copy !req
71. Listen here: this is the only time I'll do this.Copy !req
72. You need to learn patience—Copy !req
73. Sorry, Onii-chan...Copy !req
74. I'm up to a good part, so could you keep it down?Copy !req
75. And would it have killed you to pick up some Potayto Chips while you were there?Copy !req
76. Now, listen here!Copy !req
77. I've had enough of this!Copy !req
78. Gimme back my Jumpoo!Copy !req
79. You see, my sister...Copy !req
80. What happened, Umaru-chan?Copy !req
81. Your eyes are all red.Copy !req
82. Oh, I had a bit of a fight with my brother.Copy !req
83. It was nothing serious.
Don't worry about me.Copy !req
84. How could we not?Copy !req
85. What could it have been?Copy !req
86. What an unbelievable brother!Copy !req
87. is an unbelievable slackster!Copy !req
88. Squeak-squeak, squeak-squeak?Copy !req
89. Talking with your hamsters?Copy !req
90. We've been chatting about all sorts of things!Copy !req
91. They said that when they're on the floor, they can smell your stinky feet.Copy !req
92. Okay, that hits a little
too close to home.Copy !req
93. Oh!Copy !req
94. And they want to have steak tomorrow.Copy !req
95. No, you do.Copy !req
96. Even hamsters wanna eat something greasy every now and then.Copy !req
97. Well, I was joking about chatting.Copy !req
98. I'm actually teaching them tricks.Copy !req
99. Tricks?Copy !req
100. Videos of pets doing tricks are super-popular online.Copy !req
101. Oh? Cat videos are popular?Copy !req
102. Hm?Copy !req
103. Looks like they're holding a contest for most views.Copy !req
104. That million yen is mine!Copy !req
105. So that's what you're after.Copy !req
106. If I had a million yen,Copy !req
107. all the things I could buy...Copy !req
108. Materialistic, much?Copy !req
109. Well, a million is nice and all,Copy !req
110. but the point is to get them to learn some tricks.Copy !req
111. You're going in circles now.Copy !req
112. Hamsterdum, get me a cola!Copy !req
113. Hamsterdee, Potayto Chips!Copy !req
114. Good boys!Copy !req
115. I'll teach them to bring me stuff!Copy !req
116. That's a tall order for hamsters.Copy !req
117. But wait!Copy !req
118. If I can train a hundred hamsters or so...Copy !req
119. Mush! To the bathroom!Copy !req
120. I'll be able to traverse our place without getting up!Copy !req
121. Onii-chan!Copy !req
122. Let's go buy the other ninety-eight!Copy !req
123. Is she serious?Copy !req
124. Why not buy them with the prize money?Copy !req
125. Nice idea!Copy !req
126. Well, ulterior motives or not,Copy !req
127. I'm glad she has a healthy
relationship with her pets.Copy !req
128. Looking back, it's been six months since I bought them for her.Copy !req
129. Onii-chan, buy me some!Copy !req
130. No can do.Copy !req
131. You'll be tired of them in a week.Copy !req
132. Onii-chan... I'm so lonely...Copy !req
133. While you're away, I'm always waiting at home... alone...Copy !req
134. I can't bear it!Copy !req
135. I-I gotta work to pay the bills, you know!Copy !req
136. Look! He's making that girl cry!Copy !req
137. And such a pretty girl, too.Copy !req
138. Gosh, what a jerk.Copy !req
139. I'll take these two!Copy !req
140. You're in charge of feeding and cleaning up after them!Copy !req
141. Yeah, yeah, I know.Copy !req
142. Squeak-squeak!Copy !req
143. It seems like so long ago.Copy !req
144. I'm amazed she kept her
promise to feed and clean—Copy !req
145. Clean?Copy !req
146. Umaru!Copy !req
147. Did you even once—Copy !req
148. One million...Copy !req
149. I feel like this would get more views than any tricks.Copy !req
150. The noise!Copy !req
151. I should have woken her up!Copy !req
152. It's Umaru-chan!Copy !req
153. She looks like a model...Copy !req
154. Her face is so cute and petite!Copy !req
155. She's like a movie star!Copy !req
156. What's wrong, Ebina-chan?Copy !req
157. Huh?Copy !req
158. Oh, it's just all the attention...Copy !req
159. Um, I mean...Copy !req
160. I know everyone's looking
because you're so pretty.Copy !req
161. Oh, I don't know about that.Copy !req
162. You're plenty cute yourself.Copy !req
163. U-Umaru-chan...Copy !req
164. Barely passed!Copy !req
165. C? I thought it was A!Copy !req
166. Behold, the fruits...Copy !req
167. of my splendid intellect!Copy !req
168. Now to determine the victor, Umaru-san!Copy !req
169. Let us see your score...Copy !req
170. How splendidly shocking!Copy !req
171. A worthy rival indeed!Copy !req
172. But I'll claim victory next time, or my name isn't Tachibana Sylphineford!Copy !req
173. You're so smart, Umaru-chan.Copy !req
174. I can't keep up at all.Copy !req
175. Don't say that.Copy !req
176. I just happened to study the right material.Copy !req
177. You gotta love how she never brags.Copy !req
178. Totally!Copy !req
179. Amazing!Copy !req
180. Motoba-san!Copy !req
181. N-No, thank you.Copy !req
182. That's incredible, Umaru-chan!Copy !req
183. You beat Motoba-san,
and she's on the swim team!Copy !req
184. I was just in a good groove today, that's all.Copy !req
185. Huh? Where did Ebina go?Copy !req
186. It's beautiful!Copy !req
187. Such astounding tone!Copy !req
188. It's as if each of her fingers has a mind of its own!Copy !req
189. You're really amazing, Umaru-chan.Copy !req
190. Ebina-chan?Copy !req
191. You have the top grades in our year, you're athletic,Copy !req
192. and you're good at everything else too.Copy !req
193. I wish I was like you.Copy !req
194. Oh, don't say that.Copy !req
195. Well, see you later, Ebina-chan!Copy !req
196. See you tomorrow, Umaru-chan!Copy !req
197. Umaru's home!Copy !req
198. In lane four, we have Umaru speeding by!Copy !req
199. She's leaving the competition in her wake!Copy !req
200. What's this?Copy !req
201. Here we see Umaru's signature technique, the screw stroke!Copy !req
202. She's approaching the PC!Copy !req
203. Such speed! Such incredible speed!Copy !req
204. It's already booting up!Copy !req
205. Now we see Umaru don her hoodie blanket!Copy !req
206. What will her next move be?Copy !req
207. There she goes!Copy !req
208. Touch-typing at an incredible pace!Copy !req
209. It's as if each of her fingers has a mind of its own!Copy !req
210. Oh!Copy !req
211. There's a hot item up for auction online!Copy !req
212. Umaru nails it with a click!Copy !req
213. I wonder what Umaru-chan thinks about as she gazes at the sky?Copy !req
214. Classier thoughts than'll ever cross our minds, I'm sure.Copy !req
215. I think I know what I'm doing tonight.Copy !req
216. On the menu:Copy !req
217. Cola, Potayto Chips,
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414. I spent an hour at the convenience store carefully selecting this junk food.Copy !req
415. Today, I've gone with a tried-and-true cola-based course.Copy !req
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428. Now, the question is: what shall these snacks be the accompaniment to?Copy !req
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431. Depending on my viewing material, they can enhance or detract from the experience.Copy !req
432. I must choose wisely.Copy !req
433. Today, I'll go with a movie-anime double feature!Copy !req
434. All preparations are in place!Copy !req
435. Always watch movies in a dimly lit roomCopy !req
436. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
437. as close to the screen as possible!Copy !req
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440. And play!Copy !req
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769. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
770. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
771. A delicious duo to last for eternity!Copy !req
772. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
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899. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
900. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
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904. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
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909. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
910. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
911. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
912. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
913. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
914. Now she starts getting thirsty.Copy !req
915. The cookie part of the bamboo shootsCopy !req
916. has sucked up the moisture in her mouth.Copy !req
917. Time to chug some cola!Copy !req
918. Fireworks of fizz fill her dry throat!Copy !req
919. Back to the chips!Copy !req
920. Followed immediately by cola!Copy !req
921. Chocolate, chips, chips, chocolate, cola!Copy !req
922. Chips, chocolate, chocolate, cola!Copy !req
923. So good!Copy !req
924. Looks like the chips are gone.Copy !req
925. Chips and chocolate are a match made in heaven,Copy !req
926. but cheese and squid are also a pair to be reckoned with.Copy !req
927. The tentacular texture's a true treat.Copy !req
928. Meanwhile, the mild cheese
perfectly offsets the sour squid.Copy !req
929. And they both go with cola!Copy !req
930. Yummy snacks and quality entertainment...Copy !req
931. This is the life!Copy !req
932. This is the Umaru life!Copy !req
933. Umaru.Copy !req
934. Umaru!Copy !req
935. Get up already.Copy !req
936. Your dinner's waiting.Copy !req
937. Onii-chan?Copy !req
938. How many times have I told you not to sleep with the TV on?Copy !req
939. Come on, eat.Copy !req
940. Since you were craving it so badly last night,Copy !req
941. I made you a jumbo-sized hamburger steak.Copy !req
942. I'm... kinda full.Copy !req
943. What? What gives?Copy !req
944. After this, Onii-chan enjoyed the extra jum-burger!Copy !req
945. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
946. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
947. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
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963. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
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966. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
967. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
968. Potayto ChipsCopy !req
969. Onii-chan! Hurry up and reload!Copy !req
970. Wh-What do I press?Copy !req
971. Gah! Behind you!Copy !req
972. Phooey, we lost.Copy !req
973. Onii-chan, how'll you survive the corporate jungle if you can't even survive this?Copy !req
974. Gimme a break! The controls are too hard.Copy !req
975. Okay, what's up next?Copy !req
976. Two o'clock already?Copy !req
977. I'd better head to the supermarket to do groceries.Copy !req
978. What, why? We're just getting started!Copy !req
979. Well, we need to stock the fridge for the week.Copy !req
980. You just went shopping last Sunday!Copy !req
981. Yeah, to buy last week's groceries.Copy !req
982. What's she so angry about?Copy !req
983. You don't have to come, Umaru.
Stay home and play games if you want.Copy !req
984. First things first, dinner for tonight.Copy !req
985. Umaru, what do you wa—Copy !req
986. You'd never guess this was the same person as her home self.Copy !req
987. Look! That girl's absolutely stunning!Copy !req
988. Is she a celebrity?Copy !req
989. Think that guy's her boyfriend?Copy !req
990. Hard to imagine.Copy !req
991. Probably her manager.Copy !req
992. That's rich.Copy !req
993. But...Copy !req
994. Yep, she's still angry.Copy !req
995. And she keeps shooting
daggers from her eyes at me.Copy !req
996. Whatever. She's just in
another one of her moods.Copy !req
997. All right.Copy !req
998. For today, I'll start by picking up some chicken.Copy !req
999. PotaytoCopy !req
1000. PotaytoCopy !req
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1104. PotaytoCopy !req
1105. Umaru!Copy !req
1106. We still have plenty of snacks at home.Copy !req
1107. I'm putting these back.Copy !req
1108. Hey! Don't add more!Copy !req
1109. You bratty little...Copy !req
1110. But the correct strategy is
to kill her with kindness.Copy !req
1111. Umaru, want to get ice cream
at the food court?Copy !req
1112. Okay.Copy !req
1113. She's still sulking, even as she eats.Copy !req
1114. Is she finally over it?Copy !req
1115. Well, don't blame it on me!Copy !req
1116. H-Hey, Umaru!Copy !req
1117. All this weight is your snacks
and drinks! At least do your part.Copy !req
1118. Onii-chan, this is too heavy!Copy !req
1119. I'm tired!Copy !req
1120. You were the one who insisted on curry.Copy !req
1121. The least you could do is help.Copy !req
1122. Fine, I'll forgive you if you join me for a gaming marathon next week!Copy !req
1123. Why do I need your forgiveness now?Copy !req
1124. It's a promise!Copy !req
1125. Umaru.Copy !req
1126. Wanna continue that game once we get home?Copy !req
1127. Sure!Copy !req
1128. Onii-chan, you suck. This is no fun.Copy !req
1129. You're too good!Copy !req
1130. How many hours have
you sunk into this?Copy !req
1131. What's a guy to do with a sister like this?Copy !req
1132. She truly is an unbelievable slackster.Copy !req
1133. Our anime's finally started, Onii-chan!Copy !req
1134. That it has.Copy !req
1135. This is the perfect time for you to change your lazy ways.Copy !req
1136. Anime or not,
I don't wanna move.Copy !req
1137. Way to defeat the purpose of animation.Copy !req