1. My little sister, Umaru, is renowned for her beauty.Copy !req
2. Yeah, that's enough of that.Copy !req
3. You're staying there?Copy !req
4. Wait, today's Saturday, right?Copy !req
5. Yeah. I'll be back tomorrow night.Copy !req
6. But it's your day off!Copy !req
7. This is why you're a corporate slave
to a wicked company that steals your soul.Copy !req
8. Our deadline's right around the corner.Copy !req
9. Also, I'll get some time off in exchange.Copy !req
10. Summer vacation's over, so even though
I won't be around, you better not stay up too late.Copy !req
11. Sure.Copy !req
12. Big Brother...Copy !req
13. is totally gone!Copy !req
14. I'm free, FREE I say!Copy !req
15. My night is just getting started!Copy !req
16. Big Brother always goes
to sleep before midnight, so...Copy !req
17. Go to bed already, or I won't
be able to wake up tomorrow!Copy !req
18. But this is the time to burn through all my games!Copy !req
19. I just never seem to have enough time!Copy !req
20. This is a bulldozer. It will protect you.Copy !req
21. Woo-hoo! That's super rare!Copy !req
22. Oh, no. I'm going to wake up Big Brother!Copy !req
23. He always gets mad, so I just acted out of reflex.Copy !req
24. Do you know what time it is?Copy !req
25. Oh, yeah! Big Brother said...Copy !req
26. I made you some breakfast.Copy !req
27. It's stir-fried bell peppers...Copy !req
28. Jeez...Copy !req
29. Hey, dammit!Copy !req
30. Now THIS is good food!Copy !req
31. Stop eating cup noodles so late at night!Copy !req
32. Don't drink all the soup!Copy !req
33. Late-night potato chips and cola sure hit the spot!Copy !req
34. It's late, so keep your voice down!Copy !req
35. Quit eating those potato chips!Copy !req
36. Stop chugging it!Copy !req
37. But now, no one can get mad at me.Copy !req
38. I have everything in the palm of my hand!Copy !req
39. Today, Umaru shall be held down by NO ONE!Copy !req
40. This is a world where nights are long and glorious!Copy !req
41. But, I thought it was 1:00 AM!Copy !req
42. Sure enough, time flies at this hour.Copy !req
43. Time to check what late-night anime are on!Copy !req
44. It's morning. Get up, Umaru!Copy !req
45. Hng... what? It's morning already?Copy !req
46. Huh?Copy !req
47. I stayed up late, so I slept in more than usual!Copy !req
48. What the heck?Copy !req
49. I've burned through 16 hours!Copy !req
50. What are you doing outside?Copy !req
51. Huh? I thought if I went out, I could
get back some of what I'd burned through.Copy !req
52. "Burned through"?Copy !req
53. It's dangerous to be out at night.
Hurry up and get back inside!Copy !req
54. I'm not sure what's going on, but... I'm home.Copy !req
55. Yup. Welcome back!Copy !req
56. Well, let's go, Umaru!Copy !req
57. What are you talking about, Big Brother?Copy !req
58. It's "attendance optional," right? No one's gonna go!Copy !req
59. Plus, it's still September! It'll be hot! You go by yourself.Copy !req
60. Oh, really...?Copy !req
61. Well, the landlord might find that a little strange.Copy !req
62. Like, "Umaru is such a nice girl,
so I thought for sure she'd come."Copy !req
63. My, I'm glad to see some youngsters showing up.Copy !req
64. As you can see, my back is giving me some problems...Copy !req
65. Please, just rest a while.Copy !req
66. Okay, Big Brother... let's go home.Copy !req
67. Wait up!Copy !req
68. Huh?Copy !req
69. The heck? There aren't even that many of them.Copy !req
70. Hya! Hya!Copy !req
71. Hya!Copy !req
72. Ebina?Copy !req
73. Ah! T-Taihei and Umaru! Good morning.Copy !req
74. So you're here too, huh?Copy !req
75. I-I only just got started.Copy !req
76. Great job, Ebina. You've already pulled all those?Copy !req
77. Ah! Well, back home in Akita,
reckon I... I mean, I'm used to this!Copy !req
78. You're a world apart from Umaru...Copy !req
79. Anyway, I'm glad you're both here.
Honestly, I was a little lonely on my own.Copy !req
80. Y-yeah. I bet.Copy !req
81. Looks like it's hard for her to go running off now.Copy !req
82. Say, why don't we do this together?Copy !req
83. O-okay!Copy !req
84. Um... so, should I cut these with a sickle?Copy !req
85. Ah! I think it'd be best to pull them by hand.Copy !req
86. You have to pull them by the roots
or else they'll grow back.Copy !req
87. Hya!Copy !req
88. Okay, well, here goes...Copy !req
89. The heck? This is... kind of fun!Copy !req
90. Giant weed spotted dead ahead!
That must be the middle boss!Copy !req
91. One, two...Copy !req
92. Hey, are you okay?Copy !req
93. Big Brother! I quit! I'm going home!Copy !req
94. You can if you want.
Big Brother! I quit! I'm going home!Copy !req
95. Sorry for dragging out here in this heat.Copy !req
96. You're not hurt, are you?Copy !req
97. Hya! Hya!Copy !req
98. I can do this a little longer.Copy !req
99. Ebina, let me help you.Copy !req
100. O-okay!Copy !req
101. We finished up pretty fast, huh?Copy !req
102. Yes! It feels like we've really done something here.Copy !req
103. Ebina, your face is all red.
Are you having a heatstroke?Copy !req
104. N-no, I'm not!Copy !req
105. Are you really okay?Copy !req
106. I-I super really am!Copy !req
107. Oh?Copy !req
108. Well, how about we all treat ourselves
by getting something cold to eat?Copy !req
109. Ooh! Great idea, Big Brother!Copy !req
110. O-okay. Thank you very much.Copy !req
111. A soccer match?Copy !req
112. My school shall be holding it this month.Copy !req
113. Huh?Copy !req
114. I totally forgot...Copy !req
115. This is why I must practice!Copy !req
116. What was that move just now?Copy !req
117. Potato Catch!Copy !req
118. Stop kicking your food!Copy !req
119. It's just something I do at home sometimes,
the Potato Catch...Copy !req
120. You're quite good at ball games, yes? Please, teach me!Copy !req
121. Sylphyn and I are always battling each other,
but the soccer match will be class vs. class.Copy !req
122. This might make it easier to talk to her at school.Copy !req
123. You think you can keep up with my training regimen?Copy !req
124. Osu! Is commonly used in martial arts circles as a way of not only
agreeing, but to also show determination.
OSU! Yes, Ma'am!Copy !req
125. TSF!Copy !req
126. Don't watch the ball. Instead,
see the trajectory of where the ball is GOING.Copy !req
127. Understood!Copy !req
128. Mentality is a big part of sports.Copy !req
129. You have to visualize you've already won.Copy !req
130. When you take your shot,
the ball should spin like a bullet...Copy !req
131. like you're blasting it with a laser!Copy !req
132. The ball is your best friend...Copy !req
133. The ball is your lover!Copy !req
134. Save your stamina for when you'll need it.Copy !req
135. Take some breaks during the game. Rest is important.Copy !req
136. But if I rest, I will have points detracted.Copy !req
137. Soccer is a team sport.
Just take your break and trust in the others!Copy !req
138. I...Copy !req
139. I wanted to be at the same school,
in the same class as you, UMR.Copy !req
140. Th-the people in your class are good at soccer too.
Now take what I've taught you and go WIN!Copy !req
141. Yes! Indeed!Copy !req
142. So, these are the uniforms we'll all be wearing...Copy !req
143. Kirie!Copy !req
144. I will protect Umaru... I will protect Umaru...
I WILL protect Umaru!Copy !req
145. I'm not feeling very confident.Copy !req
146. Ebina!Copy !req
147. You'll be fine.Copy !req
148. I wish I was on the same team as you.Copy !req
149. Huh? Speaking of...Copy !req
150. Our uniforms are different.Copy !req
151. All right, let's get this match underway!Copy !req
152. Everyone, take your places.Copy !req
153. Wait, who are these people?
Most of them aren't even in our class!Copy !req
154. Uh, well...Copy !req
155. They split up our classes
when they were making the teams.Copy !req
156. The students were getting too fired up about it
being class vs. class, so they scrapped the idea.Copy !req
157. They tried to balance out the teams, and made the
person with the best grades in PE the leader.Copy !req
158. The person with the best grades is the leader?Copy !req
159. Wait, don't tell me...!Copy !req
160. Huh? Your leader hasn't gotten here yet?Copy !req
161. Here I am!Copy !req
162. Shapaaaaaaan!Copy !req
163. She's standing on some balls
and sliding around on them?Copy !req
164. It's like she's water skiing!Copy !req
165. Shbwaaa!Copy !req
166. I have trained quite extensively!
It is through soccer that I shall defeat Umaru!Copy !req
167. Why is this happening?Copy !req
168. Okay, it looks like it's almost time for kickoff.Copy !req
169. This match will be between Arayada High's Team T...Copy !req
170. and their opponent, Team U!Copy !req
171. And there's the whistle!Copy !req
172. Whoa! Sylphyn has shot forward!Copy !req
173. See the trajectory of where the ball is GOING.Copy !req
174. Shbwaaa!Copy !req
175. Indeed!Copy !req
176. Now THAT'S fast!Copy !req
177. Her form is all over the place,
but her power is remarkable!Copy !req
178. The time is now:Copy !req
179. Canzone Sylphyn Bullet Shoot!Copy !req
180. Laser Beam!Copy !req
181. It's so fast! Is this a done deal?Copy !req
182. Huh?
Kirie?Copy !req
183. This is... a misdirection!Copy !req
184. Kirie has changed the ball's trajectory
and sent it straight to Umaru.Copy !req
185. That was awesome!Copy !req
186. Okay, we're on the offensive!Copy !req
187. I wanted to fight alongside Sylphyn,Copy !req
188. but still... I'm going to give this all I've got!Copy !req
189. The ball...Copy !req
190. I can see its trajectory!Copy !req
191. Umaru and Sylphyn are locked in a heated battle!Copy !req
192. I'm not sure what the caption at the bottom there
means, but is that a universe I see forming?Copy !req
193. Oh, no! I've had to deal with
so many surprises that now I feel weak!Copy !req
194. Indeed!Copy !req
195. GOAL!Copy !req
196. The first point of the game goes to Team T!Copy !req
197. Sylphyn pulled it off all on her own, and despite
how far she ran, she's not breathing heavy at all!Copy !req
198. I... I pushed myself a bit too far.Copy !req
199. That play just now took a lot out of me.
Regardless, I must score another point!Copy !req
200. S-Sylphyn! Wait!Copy !req
201. Team U has rallied around Umaru
and is holding their own against Team T!Copy !req
202. Meanwhile, Sylphyn has turned
Team T into a one-man show!Copy !req
203. Kirie! Just do it!Copy !req
204. U-Umaru is cheering me on!Copy !req
205. Take... Take THAT!Copy !req
206. This shot has given the ball a strange gyration!
But will it hit net?Copy !req
207. Later, the judge who witnessed this mysterious
incident explained it as follows:Copy !req
208. Yeah, I'd never seen anything like it.Copy !req
209. Normally, a ball strikes
and then rebounds like this, right?Copy !req
210. But in this case...Copy !req
211. The ball hit a sort of soft obstruction,
resulting in a motion nothing short of miraculous.Copy !req
212. No one could have predicted
what the ball would do next! Put simply...Copy !req
213. It scored a picture-perfect goal against Team T.Copy !req
214. It's an OWN GOAL! That's as good as any!Copy !req
215. It's not "good" at all!Copy !req
216. I shan't allow you to score!Copy !req
217. What turn of events is this?
Team U is starting to pick up the pace!Copy !req
218. How can the other team keep this up?Copy !req
219. D-don't tell me...!Copy !req
220. Yes, they're in the zone!Copy !req
221. Team U has reached that ultimate
state of focus known as "the zone"!Copy !req
222. But how? How can there be such
a difference between our teams?Copy !req
223. At this rate, defeat is certain!Copy !req
224. I practiced so hard, and even
received instruction from... UMR!Copy !req
225. Soccer is a team sport.Copy !req
226. Tanabe! Take a wide right!Copy !req
227. Huh? O-okay.Copy !req
228. Daimoji! Cover Sakura a bit so she can rest.Copy !req
229. U-understood.Copy !req
230. Ebina!Copy !req
231. I'm counting on you!Copy !req
232. O-okay.Copy !req
233. What's going on?Copy !req
234. Suddenly, they're moving a lot more coordinated!Copy !req
235. U-Umaru?Copy !req
236. This fight is ON!Copy !req
237. TSF!Copy !req
238. And time is up!Copy !req
239. Team U came from behind for the win!Copy !req
240. Sylphyn...Copy !req
241. You were great, Sylphyn!Copy !req
242. How did you fire off that "Bullet Shot"?Copy !req
243. But, I mean, we lost...Copy !req
244. You scored two points against
Umaru's team, and that's amazing!Copy !req
245. Plus, your coaching in the second half was fantastic!Copy !req
246. You even remembered all our names, right?Copy !req
247. Well... yes...Copy !req
248. Please teach us soccer sometime!Copy !req
249. Yes, indeed!Copy !req
250. And so, the soccer match came to a close...Copy !req
251. We'll be having a volleyball tournament soon.Copy !req
252. I certainly hope we can train together again!Copy !req
253. and the next ball match was already
right around the corner.Copy !req
254. Hey! Let's all walk home together!Copy !req
255. Y-you're that girl from the class next door, uh...Copy !req
256. I'm Haruka! C'mon, let's go!Copy !req
257. Hey! I don't even know you,
so stop talking like you're my friend!Copy !req
258. C'mon, don't sweat the details!Copy !req
259. Jeez... well, fine.Copy !req
260. I swear... Haruka is always making friends
with that dazzling smile of hers.Copy !req
261. Making friends with a simple greeting
like that sure would make things easier, huh?Copy !req
262. But, I mean, it is what it is, right?Copy !req
263. Even asking someone to hang out
is way too much pressure!Copy !req
264. What if you ask and they say no?Copy !req
265. You'll be heartbroken, and you won't even have a friend!Copy !req
266. Say, let's walk home together!Copy !req
267. You're being WAY too dramatic!Copy !req
268. If that sort of thing holds you back,
you'll just regret it later.Copy !req
269. Did you have lots of friends?Copy !req
270. Kirie, you and Umaru made some
awesome combo plays at the soccer match!Copy !req
271. N-no, I wouldn't say that...Copy !req
272. Sylphyn, do you understand this question?Copy !req
273. Yes, indeed!Copy !req
274. It seems like people are talking to Kirie and Sylphyn
a lot more after the soccer match...Copy !req
275. Maybe I should try talking to people too.Copy !req
276. Huh?Copy !req
277. I-I'm embarrassed for some reason.Copy !req
278. Also... what would I do if they're not interested?Copy !req
279. Oh. I've always been the one
that other people talk to first...Copy !req
280. I wonder if Kirie has club activities...Copy !req
281. She wasn't in her class, so I think so.Copy !req
282. Maybe if I joined a club,
I could get good at sports like you.Copy !req
283. Are you thinking about the soccer match?Copy !req
284. Yes. I made so many mistakes...Copy !req
285. Still, Sylphyn was kind enough to pass the ball to me.Copy !req
286. It was a lot of fun!Copy !req
287. I thought about talking to Sylphyn after that,
but she said she had to talk to a friend and just left.Copy !req
288. Ebina, you've asked Kirie
to have lunch with you before, right?Copy !req
289. Weren't you afraid she'd say "No"?Copy !req
290. Yes. I was embarrassed and a little unsure...Copy !req
291. But I felt I'd regret it if I didn't try!Copy !req
292. Umaru?Copy !req
293. I... I'm going to look for Sylphyn, and-Copy !req
294. Um! Our tests are coming up, so...!Copy !req
295. Ah! Um, they're cleaning the pool today,
so club activities are...!Copy !req
296. Say, how about the four of us walk home together?Copy !req
297. Y-you certainly are asking a lot.Copy !req
298. B-but, fine, I have no objections!Copy !req
299. Uh... Yes, YES!Copy !req
300. Ah, it's Umaru!Copy !req
301. Huh. So those four are friends?Copy !req
302. And here we go! Indeed!Copy !req
303. Please calm yourself, Sylphyn.Copy !req
304. So, where should we go?Copy !req
305. What do you say we get some crepes?Copy !req
306. Sounds great!Copy !req
307. Umaru, this is serious! Our anime has started up again!Copy !req
308. Jeez, just relax, Big Brother.Copy !req
309. I didn't expect you to be so calm...Copy !req
310. I... I CAN HAVE MY OWN THOUGHTS ABOUT STUFF
AND THE STUFF I THINK ABOUT IS MINE AND STUFF!Copy !req
311. You're the one who needs to relax.Copy !req