Hilda 2x5

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On a bird-watching expedition, Hilda, Frida and David run into meteorologist Victoria Van Gale, whose calm new life makes one of them very suspicious.

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1. Do you want something to eat before you leave?

2. No thanks, I'll grab an apple on the way out.

3. Wow, the kitchen's looking tidy!

4. Tontu's storing some stuff in Nowhere Space for me.

5. It's really freed up a lot of cupboard room.

6. Just look at these surfaces!

7. Tontu, could I get a spatula?

8. The big one!

9. Oh, and a bowl too.

10. Thank you. You are very welcome.

11. Oh Tontu, could you take me to Frida's house through Nowhere Space?

12. It'd save me a lot of time.

13. No.

14. I'm not letting people in anymore.

15. What? Why?

16. It's a sacred space for all Nisses.

17. It's not there to be used so casually by humans.

18. You're letting Mum use it as a giant kitchen cupboard.

19. True, but she doesn't want to go in.

20. And besides.

21. She makes me breakfast.

22. It's driving me crazy knowing there's this whole secret world,

23. all around us and he won't even let me stick my head in.

24. It's not fair!

25. It's just a lot of nothingness, right?

26. You wouldn't say that if you'd seen it.

27. Hey, did you ever meet your Nisses?

28. What are they like?

29. I have no interest in meeting mine. Not after all that trouble with the book.

30. I don't think my house has one.

31. Oh, I'm sure it does!

32. They're just very private, you know.

33. In the old days people used to make offerings to them

34. so that they'd take care of their homes.

35. Okay! Let's focus on getting our Birding Badge today.

36. Keep your eyes peeled for a Scarlet-Capped Warbler.

37. It's worth ten points if we can get a photo.

38. What are they doing?

39. Clearing trees for a housing development?

40. Look!

41. It's the Scarlet-Capped Warbler!

42. Oh, I missed it! Come on!

43. Well this is creepy.

44. Come on, David! - Wait up!

45. Hi, um

46. we're sorry to disturb you.

47. We were just following the birds and—

48. Wait. I know that voice.

49. Huh?

50. It's you!

51. - It's you! - It's you!

52. It's who?

53. Victoria Van Gale!

54. That crazy weather woman?

55. Well, that's not quite—

56. I feel I must apologize for the circumstances of our last meeting.

57. I got a little carried away with aspects of my work.

58. That's one way to put it.

59. But things are different now.

60. I've changed.

61. How can we trust you after last time?

62. We can't!

63. Come on guys, let's go.

64. Ms. Van Gale?

65. Please, call me Victoria.

66. Victoria,

67. do you mind if I photograph

68. some of these birds?

69. We're working on our Sparrow Scouts Birding Badge.

70. Be my guest!

71. Why don't you all come inside

72. for a minute?

73. I don't get many human visitors.

74. Okay, that might be nice.

75. By the way,

76. there's a Speckled-tailed Swallow who's made a nest in the rafters.

77. Might make a good photo for your badge work.

78. Indeed it will!

79. I don't have a good feeling about this.

80. Welcome to my humble abode.

81. This is where you live now?

82. Yes, well.

83. Things rather went downhill with my last house,

84. if you take my meaning.

85. So, this is me now.

86. Completely off-grid.

87. Just myself, the woods and a few friends.

88. You're not doing experiments on these animals, are you?

89. Heavens no, of course I'm not!

90. I've just been taking them in from that building site down the road.

91. You put up a couple of squirrels for the night and before long

92. you've got a reputation.

93. Woah, what a wonderful collection of books!

94. They're all I managed to salvage from the weather station.

95. The sad remains of a once formidable personal library.

96. Hmm. What's that?

97. Oh! I forgot to say,

98. I bake now.

99. Can I tempt anyone to a pastry?

100. Come on, David, you love pastries.

101. Here we are.

102. Mmmm.

103. Mmmm.

104. I'll be outside taking photos of birds.

105. Suit yourself!

106. Hey!

107. Mmmm.

108. This is so good.

109. Hilda, could I borrow you for a second?

110. I don't understand.

111. They're just doors.

112. Basement doors.

113. Which means they lead to a basement,

114. and basements are never good.

115. My dad keeps his collection

116. of nutcrackers in ours.

117. Hmmph.

118. Okay, there's literally nothing here.

119. I'm telling you

120. something ran down here.

121. Something weird.

122. David, I don't trust Victoria any more than you do.

123. But maybe this time you're looking for something that isn't there.

124. She's gone a bit loopy yes, but look at this place!

125. I don't think she's hiding anything.

126. Maybe you're right.

127. I'm losing it!

128. I told you.

129. I told you.

130. Alright, alright, congratulations.

131. What are these things?

132. Huh?

133. I wasn't quite sure the cinnamon would work,

134. but it really does.

135. - Do you hear that?

136. What on Earth were you two doing down there?

137. Oh I don't know,

138. just discovering your secret laboratory!

139. I knew you were up to something!

140. What are you talking about?

141. She's insane!

142. She's creating monsters in her basement!

143. Look at that thing!

144. Hey,

145. he sort of looks my Nisse, Tontu.

146. Well that was the idea.

147. A Nisse can be quite helpful, you know,

148. and I could definitely

149. use the help around here.

150. I built this chap to be my assistant.

151. You built him?

152. How?

153. Rigorous scientific methods.

154. He just tried

155. to eat us!

156. He's a little grabby,

157. I'll admit.

158. But, overall,

159. he's made my life easier.

160. That's more than I can say for my Nisse!

161. He could make my life easier

162. if he'd just let me back into Nowhere Space.

163. You mean to say you've actually

164. seen Nowhere Space?

165. Only a few times.

166. Fascinating. I—

167. Oh.

168. Oh, dear, see what I mean?

169. This place is falling apart!

170. I can barely keep up with the repairs!

171. Come on, fetch the putty!

172. What if we help you out?

173. Fix this place up a bit?

174. Why? Why would we do that?

175. Because it would cover a whole bunch of Sparrow Scout badges.

176. Care for animals,

177. renovation,

178. interior design!

179. But she's got her creepy pretend Nisse to help her!

180. Oh, come on, David.

181. He can't do everything

182. that needs doing.

183. I admit I would be eternally grateful if you could pitch in.

184. So she built this Nisse

185. herself out of wood and grass and who knows what.

186. She built a Nisse?

187. He's not real?

188. No, but if he was I bet he'd let me into Nowhere Space

189. and the best part is, he does whatever she asks.

190. I need a nap.

191. I mean, anything can be an entrance to Nowhere Space really.

192. The space under a wardrobe,

193. the gaps between the floorboards,

194. a crack in the wall.

195. Really! How fascinating.

196. I've finished shelving the books!

197. I used a subject-based classification system,

198. but it does veer into books that-just-look-nice-next-to-each-other.

199. Now. Just this crack in the wall to fill in

200. and I think we're all done!

201. No!

202. No, you've done more than enough for me.

203. Now, I must do something for you.

204. Who's hungry?

205. Mmm.

206. Victoria, this is delicious.

207. You really shouldn't have.

208. Nonsense, it's just a small gesture.

209. The very least I could do for everything you've done for me.

210. Coffee?

211. Um, no thanks.

212. David, you should really should try one.

213. Okay, fine.

214. Mmm. Yeah. That's really good.

215. There's another tray of them in the kitchen.

216. Be a dear and fetch the pastries.

217. No. That's alright, I'll get them.

218. Victoria,

219. I owe you an apology.

220. I still think you're crazy,

221. but I guess you're not dangerous-crazy.

222. Well, thank you for that.

223. Oh! I can fix that.

224. What?

225. Oh, good, you're just in time for the gifts!

226. - Gifts?

227. As a further token of my gratitude,

228. I wish to offer each of you a gift.

229. Frida,

230. you may take home any book you like from my now

231. beautifully organized library.

232. Hilda.

233. don't think I didn't see what a liking you've taken to some of my little friends.

234. I present you with this.

235. I know you'll take good care of them.

236. - David! What?

237. David, David, David.

238. For you,

239. this.

240. Multi-purpose grease?

241. For your versatility.

242. And now I believe you should all go home.

243. There's a thunderstorm due any minute.

244. How can you tell?

245. Oh, you know what they say

246. once a meteorologist,

247. always a meteorologist!

248. Now hurry, before the rain starts!

249. Well, that was nice.

250. And look, it's about to rain,

251. just like she said.

252. She's still amazingly accurate

253. with the weather.

254. Alright, guys, there's something I need to show you.

255. Oh, no.

256. I totally forgot to pick out a book!

257. Frida!

258. I'll catch you tomorrow, okay?

259. I've got to get home for my second dinner.

260. - My mom will be mad if I'm late. - Hilda.

261. Show me tomorrow!

262. Oh.

263. Have you settled on something yet?

264. There's just so much.

265. A Comprehensive Guide

266. You know, for someone who's scientifically minded,

267. you have a lot of books on black magic.

268. Yes, they're good reads.

269. A fun break from all the rigors of science.

270. Well, the practice of magic can rigorous too.

271. Uh-huh. Good point.

272. I wonder where my assistant's got to?

273. Alright,

274. what are you up to Victoria.

275. It's a plan.

276. There's some kind of secret machine.

277. The windmill is the machine.

278. You!

279. Everything alright in there David?

280. Sorry, Dad. I was just rolling around.

281. I think I'm going to head back out for a bit to—

282. Oh no, you're not. It's bath night.

283. Oh, right.

284. - Then, I will just be in my room.

285. The window.

286. Nope. Not doing that.

287. I've got to show this to Hilda before it's too late.

288. But how can I if I can't leave my flipping house?

289. Um. If there's a Nisse

290. that lives in my room,

291. this is my offering to you.

292. Would be really good to talk to you.

293. Oh, plop it!

294. Is that multi-purpose grease?

295. You know, I was skeptical at first, but I really think Van Gale—

296. - Hilda!

297. David. Wha—? How?

298. I am so confused.

299. Thanks for the lift!

300. I've got to show you something.

301. So the windmill is some kind of secret machine?

302. Yes, and that creature of hers has something to do with it.

303. It's worse than that.

304. What do you mean?

305. This is old magic.

306. Really old.

307. The kind that you don't want to mess with.

308. She didn't build that Nisse, she conjured it!

309. Why would she go through all this bother for a Nisse?

310. - No offense. - None taken.

311. She wants to get into Nowhere Space!

312. You cant let her use this thing.

313. Then we've got to go now.

314. But we should get Frida first.

315. No time.

316. We've got to get there as quickly as physically possible.

317. You mean?

318. This is a one time thing okay?

319. Thank you.

320. It is time.

321. So I think I've finally settled on the book I want.

322. Get out of there:

323. Situational Risk Assessments

324. and the Science of Knowing Just When to Leave.

325. David was right.

326. You are mad.

327. Oh it's not like that at all. Please don't take offense,

328. I just had this feeling that you might try and stop me.

329. Tonight we make beautiful history.

330. What is all this?

331. It was that building site down the road that gave me the idea.

332. There's no space left in Trolberg you see.

333. But Nowhere Space.

334. It's an untapped resource!

335. We could build homes there,

336. and we wouldn't have to bulldoze what's left of the woods to do it!

337. Why do the Nisse need all this glorious, infinite, empty space for themselves?

338. We're too late. David! Hilda!

339. Frida!

340. Why are you still here?

341. She has a lot of good books you know. It was really hard to choose.

342. Where is she?

343. She went inside!

344. What's going to happen exactly if we can't stop this?

345. A sustained breach like this?

346. It could suck the whole city into a vast, endless nothingness.

347. I wish I hadn't asked.

348. Victoria!

349. Hilda.

350. I'm so glad you could be here.

351. You've got to turn this thing off right now.

352. Why?

353. I'm finally on the brink of doing something wonderful.

354. Something truly good for the world!

355. - Ow! You're making it tighter!

356. I'm sorry.

357. David, look out!

358. I've made some mistakes, I know.

359. But this! This will make up for all of that.

360. You haven't changed at all.

361. Hilda, look what I've done!

362. You wanted to explore this place just as much as I did.

363. Not like this I didn't and you know it.

364. This isn't your world.

365. And yet here I stand.

366. It's happening.

367. I don't understand.

368. My calculations were perfect.

369. My— My machine.

370. Victoria we've got to go!

371. Go!

372. Where's Hilda?

373. We're going to miss our chance!

374. Please.

375. Just go.

376. Victoria, no!

377. Hilda!

378. I guess we owe you an apology.

379. It's okay.

380. You see the best in people.

381. I think that's a good thing.

382. Most of the time.

383. I just really believed that she changed.

384. It's all yours now.