Hilda 2x2

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A quest to uncover secret information about Ahlberg leads Hilda on a high-seas adventure with the Wood Man that lands them in a boatload of trouble.

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1. The street's closed all day?

2. Sorry. Orders of Ahlberg and the Safety Patrol,

3. We have to fill in these Vittra tunnels right away.

4. It's the only way to secure our city's borders.

5. What about the Vittra?

6. - Get 'em boys! Go for the ankles!

7. We're managing.

8. Look, if you want to avoid the construction

9. and get to the docks, it's simple.

10. Just take Kittelsen Road, then follow the wall all the way around…

11. to here.

12. That's halfway around the city.

13. That sounds like a you problem. Now, if you'll excuse me.

14. Hold 'em off, Donnie, I'm coming!

15. Hmm.

16. Ahlberg.

17. He acts like he wants to protect the city,

18. but all he's doing is causing more problems.

19. I bet he has some secrets,

20. and I know just where to find them.

21. Come on, Twig, let's go!

22. Well, well, well!

23. You come once again to the Rat King,

24. seeking secrets.

25. Do you know anything about Erik Ahlberg, the new head of the Safety Patrol?

26. Mm… Perhaps. But, I require, in exchange…

27. a Fried Cod Sandwich from the Salty Maiden!

28. That's all?

29. You've clearly never tried their cod.

30. Oh! And make sure it's a good one.

31. One that's had time to age properly.

32. You can usually find them in the dumpster out back.

33. That shouldn't be a problem.

34. With extra sauce if possible!

35. Ooh… sauce.

36. - Excuse me. - Mm?

37. - May I take a look in your dumpster? - Hmm.

38. Wood Man?

39. Wood Man! What are you doing here?

40. I didn't know you were in town.

41. That's because I didn't tell you.

42. Last time I was gambling you proved to be quite distracting.

43. You lost me on purpose to a giant so I'd help you rob him.

44. We can argue specifics later. I need to focus.

45. I'm going to leave a winner, even if it takes all night.

46. Oh, double dragons.

47. Sticks here takes it.

48. I'm ahead of schedule.

49. I'll be going now.

50. Whoa.

51. It's bad form to leave a game of Sea Bones after a big win.

52. But very profitable.

53. You sure about that?

54. Now hold on, there's no need to be uncivil.

55. What's worse form?

56. Leaving a game early,

57. or beating up someone who won fair and square?

58. Fine.

59. But if you walk away now, we're never letting you play again!

60. Oh, yes that's more than fair

61. After losing that badly? I'd be scared too.

62. And don't come back!

63. Yes! A cod sandwich!

64. Is Mom not feeding you enough?

65. Oh, no, I went to see the Rat King

66. to get information about Ahlberg and he told me—

67. Is this one of your longer stories? I'm on a schedule.

68. I need to leave now if I'm to find the Draugen before sunset.

69. Draugen?

70. Wait, what is a Draugen anyway?

71. Draugen, plural, are the spirits of drowned sailors.

72. Doomed to sail on a ghost ship,

73. forever separated from their loved ones… and decent fresh produce.

74. Those poor souls.

75. You think you can find them?

76. I truly hope so.

77. If you're going to help the Draugen then I want to come with you.

78. Well, now that you mention it…

79. I did wonder how I was going to sail this all by myself.

80. This is what you won?

81. Did you think they were that angry because I'd won a hat?

82. Now come on.

83. - Not him.

84. Sorry, but if Twig doesn't come, then neither do I.

85. Fine.

86. - But he has to wear this scarf. - Is it lucky?

87. No. But it is adorable.

88. Tighten the main sheet. Ease off the vang.

89. Pull in the big rope, loosen the little one.

90. Aye, aye, Wood Man!

91. Aah! What a lovely day.

92. I know.

93. Awful, isn't it?

94. - What do you mean? - Draugen like to appear during storms.

95. We'll never find them on an annoyingly perfect day like this.

96. I have an idea.

97. Hello there!

98. Excuse me!

99. Excuse you, indeed.

100. I was just wondering if we could bother you for a change in the weather.

101. A little drop of rain, perhaps?

102. Once, in my youth, I was very happy to squall on cue.

103. But I'm an adult now,

104. and long past indulging such banal requests.

105. Okay.

106. I understand it's now considered quite indecent

107. to precipitate in front of others.

108. Indecent?

109. It's completely natural!

110. Oh, certainly. But is it proper?

111. Ooh!

112. - See, it worked! Proper?

113. We are elemental forces!

114. We shouldn't concern ourselves with questions of propriety.

115. Wait, did it work?

116. See for yourself.

117. Whoa.

118. Hello?

119. Welcome aboard, swabs!

120. Ah!

121. Special Draugen grog, to celebrate your arrival.

122. Enjoy!

123. Ugh, wait, is this just sea water?

124. We've been out here a while.

125. Our actual grog ran out some time ago.

126. Hold on, is that a deerfox?

127. Oh. It's bad luck to have a deerfox on board a ship.

128. Everyone knows that.

129. - Told you. - We're already dead, Nicholas!

130. How much worse can our luck get?

131. No respect.

132. I do like its scarf, though. Adorable.

133. - Thank you.

134. We have traveled a long way to find you, and now that we have,

135. we can help finally get you home!

136. Home?

137. We don't want to go home.

138. Back on dry land, we'd be simply ghosts.

139. Out here we are Draugen!

140. Free to roam the sea to our once beating hearts' content!

141. Who's with me?

142. - Wait!

143. If you're happy out here, then why did Wood Man want to—

144. Um… This really isn't necessary.

145. - Caught this one

146. trying to steal our coral sextant.

147. Wood Man! You said you wanted to help the Draugen!

148. Actually, you said that.

149. I said I wanted to find them.

150. Wood Man…

151. I assume this is the part where you punish us?

152. I admire your boldness.

153. We could use more of that around here.

154. Well, I'm sorry I respect the rules.

155. We're not going to punish you.

156. We're going to make you Draugen!

157. Uh… How exactly do we become Draugen?

158. Same way as the rest of us.

159. See? Deerfox.

160. - Bad luck.

161. Sorry. We're also quite short on winch oil.

162. I drank it all!

163. - Take your time. - I can't believe you.

164. I thought you wanted to help, but you were just being selfish. Again.

165. Is it selfish to steal a magic coral sextant to put in my dining area?

166. I'm giving it a nautical theme.

167. - Yes! Absolutely! - Fine.

168. Oh.

169. No offense, but I'd really like to avoid being drowned or eaten.

170. Isn't there some kind of loophole?

171. Sorry, no loopholes!

172. - Don't you dare. - It's just…

173. Nicholas!

174. Tradition dictates that,

175. if a captive sailor can beat the Draugen in a race back to safe harbor,

176. then they shall be freed at once! Oop!

177. I'm guessing you're challenging us to a race then?

178. Eh, sure, why not.

179. Ready, set…

180. go!

181. We're doing it! We're pulling ahead!

182. They did seem rather confident for people with holes in their sails.

183. That's cheating, isn't it?

184. Do I look like I have a book of ghost rules?

185. I do. At home.

186. Beautiful leather binding.

187. But that's not the point.

188. Hmm.

189. So, we're running away and assuming new identities then?

190. Excuse me! Hello!

191. - Oh, you. Back to disrespect me further? I'm sorry for sailing away.

192. You were making some excellent points on the true nature of weather spirits.

193. Could you continue?

194. - Ey? Really? You want to hear my opinions? Yes.

195. All of them. Hold nothing back.

196. Well!

197. Our natural functions should be a source of pride, not shame.

198. Any creature, great or small, should feel lucky to have…

199. There you go, all the hot air we could want.

200. Huh?

201. Haul in the sheets! Helm to starboard!

202. We're not losing this!

203. We won!

204. You might want to tell the Draugen that.

205. They're not slowing down.

206. Run!

207. - Ooh! Oh! - Sorry!

208. Slow down! Hooligans.

209. Why are they still after us? We won!

210. Wood Man?

211. Do you know anything that pairs well with pink coral?

212. You can't escape us!

213. Aah!

214. You can have your sextant back! We don't want it anymore!

215. - That's a lie! - Just stop chasing us!

216. Too late for that!

217. You're joining our crew, whether you like it or not.

218. This is highly unorthodox.

219. Draugen are never supposed to set foot back in Trolberg.

220. Oh, Nicholas, come on, I'm trying to conjure a mood here.

221. Oh.

222. Wait. "Back in Trolberg."

223. The Draugen were all residents of Trolberg!

224. Fun fact. But does it help us?

225. It might. But first…

226. They're getting away!

227. - Hilda!

228. - There you are. Where have you— - Sorry, Mum, no time to talk!

229. - Wood Man! What's going on?

230. Explanations aren't really my strong suit.

231. Bye, Mum, love you. I'll be back soon, okay?

232. But where are you going?

233. What?

234. Ugh! Hilda!

235. Slow down, please. Who almost hit you?

236. A girl! She had blue hair, a sort of squirrel with horns, and—

237. Blue hair. Why am I not surprised.

238. They were being chased by a large, ghostly sailboat. Like that!

239. Aha!

240. A rune stick. You're going to raise the dead?

241. Don't we have enough dead people around?

242. You stay here, if the Draugen shows up, stall them!

243. Okay. I'll do my best!

244. Deep in the earth, your moldering bones.

245. For posterity lay,

246. but on this night, they stir and moan

247. when you come out to play.

248. Hello.

249. Update! It's not going well.

250. Wait. What's happening?

251. I'm behind as well.

252. You! Who do you think you are,

253. waking us up all at once like that!

254. Abigail? Is that you?

255. Dad?

256. Oof! Ow!

257. Papi, it's me! It's Nic Nic!

258. - What's going on? - Well, the first thing you told me

259. about the Draugen is that they were separated from their loved ones.

260. When I realized they were all from Trolberg,

261. I thought of a way to reunite them.

262. You've been gone for three hundred years…

263. and you couldn't be bothered to write?

264. You know how it is at sea, Dad, you lose track of time.

265. Oh, sure.

266. for a few hours, not three centuries! Ugh!

267. This always happens, every time you go out with your sailing buddies!

268. I'm… I'm so happy you're home.

269. Me too, Dad.

270. Keep up, Deputy!

271. Huh? What is going on here?

272. Aah!

273. A bit rude to leave such a mess.

274. Almost as rude as me leaving without saying goodbye.

275. Yeah. Wait, what do you mean…

276. Don't worry, everybody!

277. The ghost ship that was haunting our streets has been vanquished!

278. Gerda, get the camera!

279. - We'll need a photoshoot. - Hey!

280. You can't take credit for that!

281. - Why not? - Ugh!

282. Everyone! You want to know what Ahlberg is really about?

283. He's… Uh… Well…

284. Oh, wait a sec. I forgot to give this to the Rat king!

285. - Oh, what is it? - It's… horrible…

286. - Whoops. - If you're finished,

287. I suggest you make yourself scarce

288. before I do you for possession of hazardous materials.

289. And now as I was saying…

290. Hey!

291. Rat King? I know you're down there!

292. You got your disgusting sandwich, now, where's my dirt?

293. Here's the thing.

294. I dug deep, oh, believe me I did!

295. But even my best sources couldn't root anything out.

296. Your man's squeaky clean. Thanks for the sandwich.

297. Looks like this is going to be harder than I thought.

298. Come on, Twig.