Hilda 2x3

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After Hilda and Frida come across a magical portal at the library, they must team up with the librarian in a race against time to find a missing book.

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1. Where is she?

2. We've never had to wait this long for the librarian.

3. I know! She's usually right here.

4. Or she pops up from behind,

5. with a book on the Ahlberg Family you didn't know existed.

6. - Oh. - Maybe she's busy re-shelving.

7. Oh, look! Her cart.

8. She never lets it pile up like that.

9. Something weird is definitely going on here.

10. Come on.

11. She must have dropped this.

12. But now where has she gone?

13. Hm.

14. Interesting.

15. The secret room has a secret room?

16. Apparently so.

17. These spell books are old.

18. Really old!

19. I kind of feel bad that David is missing out on this.

20. You know he would have turned back about five secret staircases ago.

21. Whoa!

22. Who are they?

23. Isn't it obvious? They're witches.

24. This must be The Witches' Tower!

25. So cool!

26. Legends and rumors always place it out in the Huldrawood somewhere,

27. but nobody's ever been able to find it.

28. Because it was underneath the library all along!

29. The Witches' Tower.

30. That means the Librarian must be a witch!

31. She's definitely a witch. Oh!

32. I assume your arrival indicates that at long last,

33. you'll reshelve the missing book, The Skeleton Whisperer by Petra Pakulski.

34. Almost.

35. I don't actually have the book yet.

36. You're running out of time, dear!

37. It's been 29 years, 364 days…

38. And 22 hours!

39. Unacceptable, a book checked out for so long.

40. I know, but—

41. No buts.

42. But, really, shouldn't the borrower remain responsible?

43. Are you not the keeper of books?

44. I am. I am the keeper.

45. We'd hoped it wouldn't come to this, but as you know,

46. in the case of a book overdue by 30 years,

47. responsibility passes from the borrower to the keeper.

48. "Who for the crime of mislaying sensitive and potentially dangerous magical texts—"

49. Yeah, yeah. Is to be cast immediately into the Void of No Return.

50. Oh, come on.

51. We don't do that kind of thing anymore.

52. Lloyd.

53. We do do that kind of thing anymore.

54. And if the book's not returned in the next two hours, then—

55. Two hours? I thought—

56. Time doesn't lie, dearie.

57. Clock's tick, tick, ticking.

58. I take it you actually know who has the book.

59. Yes. Yes, look, I've got the, uh…

60. Well, I, I did have the card somewhere but it doesn't, uh…

61. Pilkvist! It says M. Pilkvist.

62. Thanks.

63. Do you know these urchins?

64. Sort of.

65. This is highly irregular.

66. Nonwitches tainting our sacred halls!

67. Actually, I'm technically a witch.

68. I summoned two enchanted Tide Mice so…

69. And nearly stole two souls by accident. I remember now.

70. One botched spell does not a witch make.

71. It takes years of study and practice.

72. And attention to detail and fondness for research.

73. And as I recall, you couldn't figure out how to fix your mistake.

74. Well, no. Frida figured that out but—

75. Enough of this!

76. Throw them all in the void and be done with it!

77. Nobody is going in the void!

78. I am going to get that book back and these two are going to help me. Right?

79. - Mm-hm. - Right.

80. Very well.

81. Two hours!

82. Good luck.

83. Thanks.

84. You'll need it where you're going.

85. You shouldn't have come here.

86. This was very stupid of you.

87. Hey, we found that card you dropped.

88. - We saved you. - I didn't need that thing.

89. I've known full well who's got that book for a long time.

90. Then why didn't you collect it?

91. Hilda, look.

92. They're all picture of witches with their familiars.

93. You and Twig would fit in pretty well up there, don't you think?

94. Hm.

95. Okay, we're here.

96. "Arch-Sorceress Matilda Pilqvist.

97. Enchanter of Livelihoods,

98. Grand Alchemist of the Dark Communion of Halgar,

99. First Bloodsister of the Order of the Black Candle,

100. - tormentor of the—" - Yeah, okay, we get it.

101. She's accomplished and scary.

102. Arch-Sorceress Pilqvist isn't really one for visitors.

103. If you want to speak with her,

104. you have to get through this labyrinth kind of a thing.

105. Cool!

106. A witch's maze.

107. Have you ever been through this labyrinth?

108. No.

109. Uh, do you know anyone who's been through it before?

110. No.

111. Look at this place.

112. Huh.

113. We have to open this. Obviously.

114. Look out!

115. Thanks!

116. Step aside, ladies.

117. - I've got this. - Where did you get that?

118. This should be entertaining.

119. Easy now…

120. That felt cool.

121. - Uh, Hilda?

122. I think the plant must have the key to the door.

123. We just need to defeat it.

124. I don't think that…

125. Ah!

126. Hi-yah!

127. Oh!

128. Can I borrow this?

129. Hey, what are you doing?

130. Frida!

131. Come on!

132. How did you know how to do that?

133. I noticed a pattern of interlocking keys engraved on the handle. Look.

134. I also noticed you weren't really getting anywhere with the hacking.

135. Very well observed.

136. Now let's keep moving.

137. Maybe we leave this behind.

138. How did you know that it wouldn't swallow us?

139. Well, for one thing, if it was carnivorous it would have been eating the other fish.

140. Well, it got us safely across.

141. Thanks, Frida. Oh!

142. You are a witch, aren't you?

143. Couldn't you use magic once in a while to help out?

144. - Hilda! - What?

145. Being a witch is a lot more about knowledge

146. and knowing the true shape of things

147. than it is about spells and powers.

148. Well, that's really useful.

149. We're here.

150. We are definitely about to be attacked

151. by some kind of living snowman or ice monster.

152. Close enough. Any ideas, Frida?

153. Throw snowballs at him?

154. We don't have time for this.

155. You girls go ahead and get the book while I hold him off.

156. On our own?

157. You'll be fine.

158. Will you?

159. Just meet me back here as soon as you can.

160. I'll handle this.

161. Huh?

162. This isn't expected.

163. We have visitors!

164. Are you Arch-Sorceress Matilda Pilqvist?

165. Oh, please, call me Tildy.

166. Would you like some tea?

167. We've got to find that book.

168. I'm not sure we have time for tea.

169. There's always time for tea!

170. Now, what are your names?

171. Hilda, and this is Frida.

172. Hilda?

173. Have we met before?

174. I, um, rang your doorbell once.

175. I remember your adorable pet.

176. Oh, he's more than a pet, dear.

177. He's my familiar.

178. Um, what are you…

179. I'm looking for my kettle.

180. I find it's always easier to really see things

181. when you're looking down the sights of your favorite crossbow.

182. If you're going to look for something,

183. is there any chance you could look for a certain library book

184. that you borrowed exactly 29 years, 364 days, 23 hours, and 41 minutes ago?

185. Oh! Did those three fussbudgets send you here to make me return a book?

186. Uh, we sort of volunteered, but yes.

187. We're here to get The Skeleton Whisperer by Petra Pakulski.

188. I haven't seen that book in years.

189. But you tell them I'll find it and return it when I'm good and ready.

190. I work on Tildy time.

191. But if we don't return it on their time,

192. they're going to banish the librarian to the Void of No Return.

193. And us, possibly.

194. Where is this librarian you speak of?

195. She stayed behind to fight your flame monster.

196. Flame monster?

197. You mean Eldrid?

198. Why is she fighting him?

199. Because he's the final guardian of your maze, right?

200. He's not one of my monsters. He's a landscaper!

201. He's doing some work on my ice garden.

202. Kaisa?

203. Tildy.

204. You know each other?

205. Know each other?

206. Kaisa was my student.

207. A very promising one at that.

208. Why wouldn't you come in and say hello, dear?

209. I, uh…

210. I hate to spoil this reunion but we're really running out of time here.

211. We need to find this book!

212. Uh, is there a finding spell we can use?

213. A brilliant idea.

214. Kaisa?

215. I think maybe you should do it.

216. The magic will be much more effective if it comes from you.

217. It's your problem to solve after all.

218. I can't.

219. That's why I didn't come in.

220. Why I've been putting off getting that book from you.

221. I didn't want you to know that I'm…

222. That I'm not the witch you taught me to be.

223. That I'm just… Just a…

224. A librarian?

225. Mm.

226. Kaisa, dear.

227. Things never turn out quite how you expect.

228. You're the keeper of the books.

229. And that's a wonderful surprise.

230. Tildy, is there any chance your familiar might have the book?

231. Cornelius?

232. What's that in your mouth?

233. It's here!

234. The Skeleton Whisperer.

235. And we've got a minute to spare.

236. Then let's return that book.

237. - Good gracious!

238. We did it! We got the book.

239. I'm sorry.

240. It looks like you've missed the deadline by 1 minute and 52 seconds.

241. - What?

242. Sorry, dear.

243. Time can get a bit messy when you translocate like that.

244. Lloyd, open the void!

245. No!

246. Oh, come on, now.

247. Nobody's going to the Void of No Return over a library book.

248. Aren't you a little bit impressed

249. that they managed to make it through my maze

250. when so many seasoned witches have failed?

251. I admit it's a bit impressive.

252. They solved my puzzles, met my monsters,

253. recovered your book,

254. and convinced me to return it.

255. If they're a couple of minutes late after all of that, so what?

256. Uh, quick question. Are they in or out?

257. I shouldn't leave this open too long.

258. No! This doesn't change anything.

259. Abigail, come now.

260. There's no reason to be stubborn about this.

261. This isn't about stubbornness or being a stickler for the rules.

262. It's been too long.

263. Far too long.

264. There are dark forces beneath us that must be kept at bay.

265. You all know this.

266. Uh, excuse me!

267. The void needs to be fed!

268. And it's very grouchy when it's hungry.

269. Use some magic to stop us falling!

270. I can't!

271. You're a witch! There's got to be something you can do!

272. Please!

273. Okay, that's good.

274. But we're still falling.

275. There's a spell I can cast but I don't remember the incantation.

276. I need a book.

277. - Oh!

278. You always find the right book for us when we need it.

279. We can get one.

280. Uh, "astral visions"?

281. "Physiognomy, divination, fashion"?

282. "Blood and sacrifice, celestial medicine, form-casting…"

283. That one!

284. It's too far away!

285. Okay. Just tell me which book to get.

286. Uh, 759.94.

287. Ethereal Structures and their Applications.

288. Perfect!

289. I see it!

290. Catch!

291. You did it!

292. I did, but I—

293. I can only hold it while I'm doing the incantation!

294. We need another plan.

295. I think I've got one.

296. Come on!

297. She can't move!

298. Uh, all right stay with her.

299. I'll be right back.

300. Okay.

301. Kaisa!

302. Frida!

303. Catch!

304. Go crazy!

305. Ah!

306. Very clever.

307. Thanks.

308. So, do we need to find another spell book to get us back up there?

309. Nope. I think I've got this one.

310. Everybody, stay still.

311. What a wonderful demonstration of witchcraft.

312. You made it out.

313. Thank goodness!

314. Yep. And that thing down there shouldn't go hungry for some time.

315. Assuming it likes vegetables.

316. All this aside,

317. there's still the trespassing misdemeanor for the nonwitches to deal with.

318. Oh, you insufferable nitpickers.

319. I waive the charges.

320. Besides, surely you see that one of them is a natural witch.

321. Or she will be one day, as long as the three of you don't put her off.

322. So, what do you say, Frida?

323. What? Me?

324. But I don't do magic.

325. No, but you have what it takes to learn.

326. And you,

327. you've got the spirit to be an invaluable familiar to Frida.

328. Hm. I can do that.

329. So cool! I'm going to learn magic!

330. But who's going to teach the girl?

331. I will.

332. Just what we need. A Tildy in training.

333. I heard that.

334. But first, tea and board games back at my place.

335. Eldrid is burning for a rematch.