1. Here we go.
Arnold.Copy !req
2. Hey, Arnold!Copy !req
3. Hey, Arnold!Copy !req
4. Arnold.Copy !req
5. Arnold.Copy !req
6. (SIREN WAILING)
Arnold.Copy !req
7. Arnold.Copy !req
8. Move it, football head!Copy !req
9. Hey, Arnold!Copy !req
10. Oh! I hate school.Copy !req
11. I wish I never had
to go to school again.Copy !req
12. Come on, Harold.
It's not that bad.Copy !req
13. Yes, it is!Copy !req
14. We're trapped in here
day after day,Copy !req
15. doing boring stuff
and standing in line
for cold, crappy foodCopy !req
16. that they don't even
give me time to eat.Copy !req
17. Oh, I hate it,
I hate it, I hate it!Copy !req
18. I just wish there was
some way to get out
of schoolCopy !req
19. and get to stay home
and be free.Copy !req
20. (KIDS SCREAMING)
Oh, look at me,Copy !req
21. I'm a fireman!
I'm a fireman!Copy !req
22. What the devil
is going on?Copy !req
23. Whoo-hoo!
I'm a fireman! Oops.Copy !req
24. Wolfgang, that is
a flagrant violation
of school safety rules,Copy !req
25. not to mention
federal law.Copy !req
26. You're suspended.
What?Copy !req
27. You heard me.
You are hereby ordered
to stay out of the schoolCopy !req
28. for one entire week.Copy !req
29. Yes?Copy !req
30. Oh, thank you, Harold.
You're right.Copy !req
31. I really should have
this fire extinguisher
refilled immediately.Copy !req
32. It's not safe otherwise.
Thank you.Copy !req
33. Now run along
to your class.Copy !req
34. Hey! That stupid dorkCopy !req
35. was supposed to
suspend me!Copy !req
36. Harold, did you
just call me
a stupid dork?Copy !req
37. No, no, no!Copy !req
38. I mean, yes!Copy !req
39. Yes, I did call you
a stupid dork!Copy !req
40. That's a violation
of the school constitution,Copy !req
41. article 34, section C,
paragraph two...Copy !req
42. You're suspended.Copy !req
43. Yes!Copy !req
44. I mean... Oh, gee!Copy !req
45. I can't believe
they think this is
a punishment! (LAUGHS)Copy !req
46. Nothing to do all day
but watch TV,Copy !req
47. eat lots of junk food
and play ball!Copy !req
48. Harold, getting suspended
isn't supposed to be
a good thing.Copy !req
49. What, are you kidding?Copy !req
50. This is every kid's dream!Copy !req
51. No school or books,Copy !req
52. or teachers
for a whole week!Copy !req
53. This is gonna be
the best week
of my whole life!Copy !req
54. Harold, honey,
your shredded meat
is on the table.Copy !req
55. No thanks,
mother dear.Copy !req
56. I want to get to school
early todayCopy !req
57. to get a head start
on my work!Copy !req
58. Has he been eating
the instant coffee again?Copy !req
59. This is great.Copy !req
60. After Mom and Dad
leave, I'll sneak
back in the house.Copy !req
61. They'll never know
I got suspendedCopy !req
62. and I'll have
the whole place
to myself.Copy !req
63. Don't forget to call
the insurance company.Copy !req
64. Okay. Mmm-hmm.
And pick up more milk
on your way home.Copy !req
65. Oh, and don't forget
the dry-cleaning.
I'll be at my book club.Copy !req
66. Anything else,
Marilyn?
I'll call you.Copy !req
67. Oh!Copy !req
68. Ow!
(CRASHING)Copy !req
69. No school,
no books, no teachers.Copy !req
70. Nothing but freedom
and chocolate
cheese munchies.Copy !req
71. Haw, there's no
good food.Copy !req
72. Oh, who cares.Copy !req
73. I don't have
to eat now.Copy !req
74. There's plenty of
other stuff to do.Copy !req
75. Ouch!Copy !req
76. Stupid ceiling!Copy !req
77. Ow! Stupid bed!Copy !req
78. Okay, then.
I can watch cartoonsCopy !req
79. and scary movies,
and all those
great talk showsCopy !req
80. with those dumb people
yelling and throwing chairs
at each other!Copy !req
81. We now interrupt
our cartoon marathonCopy !req
82. to bring you
ongoing live coverageCopy !req
83. of the World Economic SummitCopy !req
84. from Kyoto, Japan.Copy !req
85. (WHINING)
It's on every channel!Copy !req
86. Stupid TV!Copy !req
87. Hey! I know
what I can do!Copy !req
88. I'll go shoot
some baskets.Copy !req
89. I'll call Stinky and Sid...Copy !req
90. Aw, crud! I forgot.Copy !req
91. They're all at school.Copy !req
92. Ah, well.Copy !req
93. I'll just play
by myself.Copy !req
94. (PANTS)
He taunts,Copy !req
95. he fakes,Copy !req
96. he shoots!Copy !req
97. Oh!Copy !req
98. Oh! Desperation shot!Copy !req
99. I hate being suspended,Copy !req
100. and it's only Monday.Copy !req
101. I can't take it!Copy !req
102. I wanna go back
to school!Copy !req
103. That's H.O.R
for you, Gerald.Copy !req
104. Hey, Arnold.
Over here!Copy !req
105. Harold, what are you
doing in there?Copy !req
106. I need your help.
I can't take
the suspension stuff.Copy !req
107. I want to get back
into school.Copy !req
108. But Harold, I thought
you wanted
to get suspended.Copy !req
109. No, I changed my mind.Copy !req
110. Well, I don't know
what I can do.Copy !req
111. Just get me back
into school, okay?Copy !req
112. Look, I gotta go.Copy !req
113. Can we talk
about this later?Copy !req
114. Hey, wait!Copy !req
115. (GRUNTS) I can't believe
I left all this rotten cheese
in the hot sun all morning.Copy !req
116. Oh, this stuff stinks.Copy !req
117. Stupid cheese!Copy !req
118. Who can tell me
what the Colonists did
to protest the tea tax?Copy !req
119. Arnold!
Huh?Copy !req
120. Oh, I'm sorry,
Mr. Simmons,Copy !req
121. I just thought
I saw something
out the window.Copy !req
122. Uh-uh, all right,
Arnold,Copy !req
123. but you won't find
any answer to thisCopy !req
124. exciting history questions
"out there".Copy !req
125. I got to get in there!Copy !req
126. Oh, get off of me,
you stupid bee!Copy !req
127. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
128. Harold? You're not supposed
to be within 100 yards
of school property.Copy !req
129. But Principal Wartz...
I'm sorry, Harold,Copy !req
130. but the school
constitution demandsCopy !req
131. that I give you
another week
of suspension.Copy !req
132. Another week? No!Copy !req
133. Please!
Rules are rules.Copy !req
134. Now, promise me, Harold,Copy !req
135. that you won't let me
catch you on
the premises again.Copy !req
136. I promise,
Principal Wartz.Copy !req
137. I won't come
on the premises again.Copy !req
138. This is perfect!Copy !req
139. I'll use this
foolproof disguiseCopy !req
140. to pretend
I'm delivering
a pizza!Copy !req
141. Then, I'll make a run
for Simmons' class,Copy !req
142. I'll just tell Simmons
they cut my suspension short.Copy !req
143. Oh, what a great plan!Copy !req
144. Yes, can I help you?Copy !req
145. Someone ordered a pizza
for the teacher's lounge.Copy !req
146. (SIGHS) What are you
doing, Harold?Copy !req
147. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
148. I'm not Harold,Copy !req
149. I'm a little old
Italian man
delivering a pizza.Copy !req
150. See... I... I...
I even have a mustache.Copy !req
151. Ow!Copy !req
152. That's another week's
suspension for you,
young man.Copy !req
153. Oh!Copy !req
154. Repeat slowly
after me...Copy !req
155. Slowly after me.Copy !req
156. No, not yet.Copy !req
157. All right, now.Copy !req
158. I will not enter
the school groundsCopy !req
159. for the next
three weeks.Copy !req
160. I will not enter
the school groundsCopy !req
161. for the next
three weeks.Copy !req
162. Good. I'll see you
in three weeks.Copy !req
163. Good. I'll see you
in three weeks.Copy !req
164. Harold.Copy !req
165. Harold.
No!Copy !req
166. I'll be on
school grounds
in no time!Copy !req
167. What a great plan!Copy !req
168. Hello, son.Copy !req
169. You're digging quite
a hole there, aren't you?Copy !req
170. Yeah. See,
I got suspendedCopy !req
171. 'cause I called
the principal
a stupid dork,Copy !req
172. (GRUNTS) and now
he won't let me
into the school,Copy !req
173. so I'm going to tunnel in!Copy !req
174. Is that so?
That's another week's
suspension for you,Copy !req
175. Mr. Berman.Copy !req
176. Oh! Ow!Copy !req
177. And fill up
that hole.Copy !req
178. Harold, what are
you doing?Copy !req
179. See, I made this
giant slingshotCopy !req
180. and I'm gonna
strap myself in,Copy !req
181. and launch myself
into school!Copy !req
182. Harold, it'll never work.Copy !req
183. Besides, school's
already out.Copy !req
184. You're acting crazy.Copy !req
185. I know that, Arnold!
Then why are you
doing it?Copy !req
186. Because I'm desperate!Copy !req
187. Ow!Copy !req
188. I wanna go back to school!Copy !req
189. Well, well, well.Copy !req
190. So you just keep
pushing your luck,
don't you, mister?Copy !req
191. I'm afraid it's another
week of suspension
for you.Copy !req
192. No!Copy !req
193. Principal Wartz,
look at him.Copy !req
194. Don't you think
he's learned
his lesson?Copy !req
195. Rules are rules,
young man.Copy !req
196. But come on!
Hasn't he
suffered enough?Copy !req
197. Son, the school constitution
has very strict provisions.Copy !req
198. Now don't test
my patience.Copy !req
199. But you're not
being reasonable.Copy !req
200. You're acting
like a tyrant!Copy !req
201. That's it! I've had
enough of your
back talk!Copy !req
202. You're suspended
for two days!Copy !req
203. What? You gotta be kidding!Copy !req
204. You want to make it a week?Copy !req
205. We're now
returning to day twoCopy !req
206. of the World
Economic Summit
from Kyoto, Japan.Copy !req
207. I can't believe
he suspended me.Copy !req
208. What are you
complaining about?Copy !req
209. You only got two days.
I got five weeks!Copy !req
210. There's gotta be
something we can do.Copy !req
211. There's nothing, Arnold.
I tried it all.Copy !req
212. Stupid Wartz
and his stupid rules!Copy !req
213. That gives me
an idea!Copy !req
214. You want to try
the slingshot again?Copy !req
215. No. I've got
a better idea.
Come on!Copy !req
216. What is this place?Copy !req
217. A prison or something?Copy !req
218. No, Harold.
It's the public library.Copy !req
219. And don't you
come back!Copy !req
220. What the devil
is wrong with you two?Copy !req
221. You're not supposed to be
within 100 yards
of the school.Copy !req
222. With all due respect, Sir,Copy !req
223. according to
the school constitution,Copy !req
224. article 14, section two,
paragraph five,Copy !req
225. we are fully
within our rights.Copy !req
226. And it says here
in article 39,
section four,Copy !req
227. "When a student
gets suspended,Copy !req
228. "he can appeal
if there are outside
circumcisions."Copy !req
229. Stances.
Stances?Copy !req
230. Stances! Outside
circumstances.Copy !req
231. And we have here
40 pages of materialCopy !req
232. explaining why we have
the right to be
let back into school.Copy !req
233. Under article 39,Copy !req
234. we would like
a review of our case
by an outside agency.Copy !req
235. You boys make
a very impressive case.Copy !req
236. The only problem is thatCopy !req
237. you're talking about
an outdated school
constitution from 1956.Copy !req
238. This is the current
constitution.Copy !req
239. And there is nothing
in here about any appeal,Copy !req
240. that's for sure.Copy !req
241. (CRIES) Please,
Principal Wartz!Copy !req
242. Please! I can't
take it anymore!Copy !req
243. I'll do whatever
you want, I promise!Copy !req
244. I won't call you
any more names likeCopy !req
245. stupid dork
or dog breathCopy !req
246. or bubble butt
or Mount Baldmore.Copy !req
247. I... I...Copy !req
248. I learned my lesson,Copy !req
249. and I just want to
come back to school.Copy !req
250. Well, I suppose since
you seem to have
learned your lesson,Copy !req
251. that the suspension
has accomplished
its desired goal.Copy !req
252. So as of tomorrow,Copy !req
253. your suspension
is itself suspended,Copy !req
254. provided you catch up
on all the work you missed.Copy !req
255. Oh, thank you!Copy !req
256. Thank you,
Mount Baldmore,
I love you!Copy !req
257. School!
Beautiful school!Copy !req
258. Thanks,
Principal Wartz.Copy !req
259. Wait a minute.
Where are you going?
Huh?Copy !req
260. I didn't say anything
about lifting
your suspension.Copy !req
261. But Principal Wartz,
I...Copy !req
262. Just kidding.
Now run along.Copy !req
263. Ah, Wartzy,
you've done it again.Copy !req
264. The true prince
must temper justice
with mercy.Copy !req
265. It's no wonder
the children love
and respect me.Copy !req
266. Hey, Wartzy,
wide load!Copy !req
267. That's it,
young man.
You're suspended!Copy !req
268. You can't suspend me!
I'm already suspended.Copy !req
269. Well, in that case,
you're un-suspended.
Get back to class.Copy !req
270. You gotta catch me first!Copy !req
271. Old ugly guy!
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
272. Come back here, pal!
Whoa!Copy !req
273. Harold!Copy !req
274. Mr. Potts?Copy !req
275. Go away!
Are you okay?Copy !req
276. I'm fine,
leave me alone,
I'm busy.Copy !req
277. But you're in
a trash can.Copy !req
278. Shh! Act natural.Copy !req
279. What's going on?Copy !req
280. Nothing, now run
along home.Copy !req
281. And am-scray, skedaddle.Copy !req
282. Oof!Copy !req
283. Hey!Copy !req
284. Isn't this the woman
I saw todayCopy !req
285. when we were hiding
in the trash can?Copy !req
286. I don't know what
you're talking about.
Mr. Potts,Copy !req
287. you've forgotten
your magazine.Copy !req
288. Can a guy get
a little privacy?Copy !req
289. It is her.Copy !req
290. Okay, yes, you're right.
Very good.Copy !req
291. But why do you have
her pictures
all over the wall?Copy !req
292. I ran out of wallpaper.
I don't know!Copy !req
293. Okay, okay.
Her name is Lola,Copy !req
294. and the reason
her picture's up
on the wallCopy !req
295. is because I...
I kinda have
a little crush on her.Copy !req
296. That's great!
When did you meet?Copy !req
297. Well, I haven't
actually met her.Copy !req
298. I saw her
on the street
one day,Copy !req
299. coming home from
knocking down
a high rise.Copy !req
300. I stopped like
I was shot.Copy !req
301. She was the most
beautiful womanCopy !req
302. I'd ever seen
in my life!Copy !req
303. A goddess
in blue chiffon.Copy !req
304. I fell for herCopy !req
305. like a ton of bricks.Copy !req
306. I heard angels sing.Copy !req
307. I wanted to go
up to her and say,Copy !req
308. "Excuse me, Miss,
you don't know me,
but the thing is,Copy !req
309. "I love you."Copy !req
310. Then I thought, Ernie,
what are you, nuts?Copy !req
311. You can't go up
to a perfect strangerCopy !req
312. and tell her you love her.
She'll think
you're a lunatic!Copy !req
313. Anyway, for the past
couple of weeks,Copy !req
314. I've been waiting outside
her building every morning
when she goes out,Copy !req
315. and every evening
when she comes homeCopy !req
316. just to catch
a glimpse of her!Copy !req
317. But why didn't you
just talk to her?Copy !req
318. Ah, she'd never
go out with me.Copy !req
319. How do you know?
I just know, okay?Copy !req
320. But why?
Why? Why...Copy !req
321. I'll tell you why.
You wanna know why?Copy !req
322. Because she's a big,
beautiful, successful
fashion model,Copy !req
323. and I'm a short
little twerp,Copy !req
324. with a big nose and a day job
that nobody ever noticed
for nothing!Copy !req
325. That's why.Copy !req
326. Well, maybe you're not tall,Copy !req
327. and maybe your nose
is a little big,Copy !req
328. but you're also
a nice guy
with a good job.Copy !req
329. You're friendly
and smart,Copy !req
330. and you have
a great sense
of humor!Copy !req
331. And I think anyone
would be lucky
to have you as a friend.Copy !req
332. You'd wanna go out
with me?Copy !req
333. I'm serious.Copy !req
334. If you like her
that much,Copy !req
335. why don't you
just talk to her?Copy !req
336. No, no, I can't.
I've had crushes before,Copy !req
337. but it always
turned out the same.Copy !req
338. The girl would look
at me, but instead
of seeing me,Copy !req
339. she'd just see a guy
who came up short.Copy !req
340. That doesn't mean
it will turn out
that way this time.Copy !req
341. Ah, forget about it.Copy !req
342. I don't want to
go through that again.Copy !req
343. I'll just admire her
from afar.Copy !req
344. Lola. Lola.Copy !req
345. Lola...
I love you, Lola.Copy !req
346. I long to meet you,
dearest Lola,Copy !req
347. if I was Spanish,Copy !req
348. I'd say, "Ola!"Copy !req
349. Of you I am
oh, so enamored,Copy !req
350. you're to my heart,
forever hammered.Copy !req
351. That's it!Copy !req
352. You have to
talk to Lola.Copy !req
353. I told you,
I can't!Copy !req
354. You say her name
in your sleep.Copy !req
355. You've made
a statue of her,Copy !req
356. and you've written
about 100 of these
little secret love poems.Copy !req
357. You could at least
talk to her!Copy !req
358. Just go up there
and say helloCopy !req
359. and strike up
a conversation.Copy !req
360. I, uh...
I see you got
some ice cream.Copy !req
361. Uh-huh.Copy !req
362. Um, my name is Ernie.Copy !req
363. Lola.Copy !req
364. Lola!
That's a nice name.Copy !req
365. Thank you.Copy !req
366. Oh, my gosh.
It's 2:30 already.Copy !req
367. I gotta go.
It was nice
meeting you.Copy !req
368. Hey, uh, Lola.
Mmm-hmm?Copy !req
369. You forgot your book.
Oh.Copy !req
370. Gosh, thanks!Copy !req
371. Hmm. This would have
driven me nuts,
you know?Copy !req
372. I was on the last chapter
and I never would
have knownCopy !req
373. how the story
came out.Copy !req
374. I mean, culminated.Copy !req
375. Yeah, that would
have been lousy.Copy !req
376. Yeah.Copy !req
377. Well, thanks.Copy !req
378. Hey, you know what?Copy !req
379. I saw you a couple
of times before
around the neighborhood.Copy !req
380. You did?
And one time,
I saw youCopy !req
381. when I was coming
home from work.Copy !req
382. There was this little
kid trying to get a drink
from the water fountain,Copy !req
383. but he was too short
and he couldn't reach it,Copy !req
384. but you walked over
and picked him upCopy !req
385. so he could
get a drink.Copy !req
386. Oh. Yeah,
I remember that.Copy !req
387. I thought it was
real nice.Copy !req
388. Listen, uh,
you're probably
pretty busy,Copy !req
389. I'm sure you got
a whole agenda,Copy !req
390. but I was just
wondering if maybe...Copy !req
391. You know, I could
buy you a cup
of coffee sometime.Copy !req
392. Are you asking me out?
I mean, like a date?Copy !req
393. A date? No.Copy !req
394. No!Copy !req
395. Well, yeah, kind of.Copy !req
396. I know you
probably go out
with a lot of guys.Copy !req
397. And you probably
wouldn't, under
regular circumstances,Copy !req
398. think about going out
with a guy like me.Copy !req
399. But I promise you,
I'm a nice guy,Copy !req
400. and I really think
I could show you
a good time,Copy !req
401. and maybe
a few laughs.Copy !req
402. So what do you
say, huh?Copy !req
403. You know, why not
take a shot?
Go out with me?Copy !req
404. She said yes!
Yes!Copy !req
405. We're gonna spend
the whole afternoonCopy !req
406. at the boardwalk.
I can't believe it!Copy !req
407. Wait a second.Copy !req
408. The whole afternoon,
what am I gonna
talk about?Copy !req
409. What am I gonna wear?
What if I say
something stupid?Copy !req
410. Don't worry,
you'll be fine.Copy !req
411. How do you know?
You gotta
help me, Arnold.Copy !req
412. Help me!
Please, please.Copy !req
413. Okay, okay,
I'll help you.Copy !req
414. Just stop shaking me.Copy !req
415. Well, do you think?Copy !req
416. You can't even walk
in that.Copy !req
417. Look, Arnold,
let's not kid
around here,Copy !req
418. and the fact is,
I'm short,Copy !req
419. and she's never gonna
go for a short guy.Copy !req
420. But if I wear these
elevated shoes,Copy !req
421. she'll think
I'm a big man.Copy !req
422. Being a big man
doesn't have anything
to do with how tall you are.Copy !req
423. It's about
what's in here.Copy !req
424. Trust me,
just be yourself.Copy !req
425. Okay. She's gonna
be here any minute.Copy !req
426. Just stay behind us,
in case I need advice.Copy !req
427. Wear these.
I don't want
Lola to knowCopy !req
428. I got a 9-year-old
kid giving me
romantic advice.Copy !req
429. Lola.Copy !req
430. I only got a minute.
She's in the can.Copy !req
431. We're really
hitting it off.
I think she likes me.Copy !req
432. That's great!Copy !req
433. Still a little
nervous, though.Copy !req
434. I mean, what if
I blow it?Copy !req
435. Or if I run out
of things to say?Copy !req
436. Why don't you just talk
about something simple,Copy !req
437. like... like the weather,
or what kind of food
she likes?Copy !req
438. Food. That's good.Copy !req
439. Uh, so Lola,Copy !req
440. I... I was just wondering,
you know, while you were
in the can?Copy !req
441. Do you like food?Copy !req
442. Sure. I love to eat.Copy !req
443. I eat all the time.Copy !req
444. Now there's a coincidence!Copy !req
445. So do I!Copy !req
446. Well, you know,
I modelCopy !req
447. for Large & Lovely
fashions,Copy !req
448. and I have to eat
every two hoursCopy !req
449. to keep my weight up.Copy !req
450. Otherwise, I could
lose my job.Copy !req
451. Oh, that must put you
under a lot
of pressure.Copy !req
452. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
453. But it must be
a fun job, huh?Copy !req
454. You know,
the glamorous life
of fashion and whatnot?Copy !req
455. Yeah. Oh,
it's very intriguing.Copy !req
456. Um, "intriguing".Copy !req
457. That's one of
my words.Copy !req
458. You see, Ernie,Copy !req
459. every day,
I find a new word
in the dictionary,Copy !req
460. and I try to use it
in everyday life.Copy !req
461. I'm trying to
improve myself.Copy !req
462. Yeah, well,Copy !req
463. I think that's great.Copy !req
464. I mean, I think
that's very,
you know,Copy !req
465. that's very noble.Copy !req
466. (GASPS) I can't believe
you just said that.Copy !req
467. "Noble." That's one
of my words!Copy !req
468. No!
Yes!Copy !req
469. It's one of my...
Last month. Noble.Copy !req
470. It means,Copy !req
471. grand, admirable,Copy !req
472. aristocratic,
or benevolent.Copy !req
473. Gosh, noble!Copy !req
474. I can't believe
you said that!Copy !req
475. I can't believe
you never played
Whacka Mole!Copy !req
476. They're not
real moles, are they?Copy !req
477. No, they're plastic!Copy !req
478. Oh, that's good.Copy !req
479. I wouldn't want to
whack a real mole.Copy !req
480. That seems
kinda evil.Copy !req
481. Ahh! I whacked
a mole!Copy !req
482. All right!
I whacked it good!Copy !req
483. Well, here we are.Copy !req
484. Here we are.Copy !req
485. Oh, I bought you
a bag of mixed nuts.Copy !req
486. I figured that
with your job,Copy !req
487. you might get hungry,
you know, every
two hours.Copy !req
488. I didn't know
if you had snacks
for later.Copy !req
489. Thanks a lot, Ernie,
that's sweet.Copy !req
490. And, um, thanks
for today. I had
a really good time.Copy !req
491. Oh, me too.
So, listen.Copy !req
492. Maybe I could
call you,Copy !req
493. and, you know,
we could go out
again next week?Copy !req
494. Maybe see a movie
or something.Copy !req
495. Well, you know,
the thing is,Copy !req
496. I don't know.Copy !req
497. I mean, maybe it's not
such a good idea.Copy !req
498. Oh, I don't get it.
Why not?Copy !req
499. I mean, we had
a pretty good time, right?
Yeah.Copy !req
500. I talked too much,
didn't I?Copy !req
501. No, no.
I didn't talk
enough?Copy !req
502. No, it's not that.
I mean,Copy !req
503. I had a great time
with you.Copy !req
504. You're funny,
and you're sweet,Copy !req
505. and you tell
great stories,Copy !req
506. and you showed me
how to play
whack-a-mole.Copy !req
507. That was fun.
(GIGGLES)Copy !req
508. Today was the best
day I've had sinceCopy !req
509. I can't remember!Copy !req
510. So naturally,
you wouldn't want to
go out with me again.Copy !req
511. Now I understand.Copy !req
512. It's just that
I'm large and lovely,Copy !req
513. and you're...
Well, you're different.Copy !req
514. You mean, short?Copy !req
515. I'm sorry.
It's not your fault.Copy !req
516. I'm just... You know,
how would it look?Copy !req
517. I'm so big, and you'reCopy !req
518. not so big.Copy !req
519. Oh, well,
I understand.
I mean,Copy !req
520. you're right.
How would it look?Copy !req
521. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
522. It's okay.Copy !req
523. You know what, Lola?Copy !req
524. It's not okay.Copy !req
525. When you look at me,
you see a little man.Copy !req
526. But I'm not
a little man.Copy !req
527. I'm a big man.Copy !req
528. Maybe not here,
but in here.Copy !req
529. And I think that's
what should count.Copy !req
530. I thought maybe you
were the kind of person
who could see that.Copy !req
531. But I guess
I was wrong.Copy !req
532. And one more thing,Copy !req
533. I'm taking my nuts.Copy !req
534. How did it go?Copy !req
535. Uh, we decided
not to see
each other again.Copy !req
536. But I thought
it was going so well.Copy !req
537. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
538. But what
are you gonna do?Copy !req
539. Hey, thanks for
helping me out, Arnold.Copy !req
540. You're a great kid.Copy !req
541. You can take off
the glasses now.Copy !req
542. (KNOCKING AT DOOR)
Ernie?Copy !req
543. Ernie!Copy !req
544. Oh, it's you.Copy !req
545. Yeah. Um...Copy !req
546. Listen, I thought
about what you saidCopy !req
547. and I realized that
instead of being
large and lovely,Copy !req
548. I was being
small and petty.Copy !req
549. It was just wrong
for me not to
go out with you againCopy !req
550. just because you're
a little short.Copy !req
551. I just wanted to say
that I'm sorry, Ernie.Copy !req
552. And if you could
ever forgive me,Copy !req
553. maybe we could
have dinner sometime.Copy !req
554. Or maybe you could
just shake my hand?Copy !req
555. Okay. I understand.Copy !req
556. Hold on a second.
I, uh...Copy !req
557. I guess I could
shake your hand.Copy !req
558. And I guess maybe
we could have
coffee sometime.Copy !req
559. Huh. What about dinner?Copy !req
560. Whoa, whoa.
Hey, don't push me here.Copy !req
561. Oh, okay.
Come on, we just met.Copy !req
562. Yeah, we just
became acquainted.Copy !req
563. (LAUGHS)
Good to see you
again, Lola.Copy !req
564. Hey, it's nice
to see you, too.Copy !req