1. Here we go.
Arnold.Copy !req
2. Hey, Arnold!Copy !req
3. Hey, Arnold!Copy !req
4. Arnold.Copy !req
5. Arnold.Copy !req
6. (SIREN WAILING)
Arnold.Copy !req
7. Arnold.Copy !req
8. Move it, football head!Copy !req
9. Hey, Arnold!Copy !req
10. Okay.
Let's run the over-under,Copy !req
11. triple-reverse, corkscrew,
Hail Mary terminator.Copy !req
12. Uh, is that the one
where I hook left?Copy !req
13. Yeah, but then you hook right,
come back around
by the dumpster...Copy !req
14. No, I go for the dumpsters.
Sid goes out
for that little pothole.Copy !req
15. Oh. Right.
Criminy, football head,Copy !req
16. why do you always have to make
everything so complicated?
It's a simple game.Copy !req
17. Get the ball down the field.Copy !req
18. Hey, Arnold! I came here
to play some football,Copy !req
19. and I want to play already!Copy !req
20. (KIDS CLAMORING)
Come on, let's go!Copy !req
21. Break.Copy !req
22. Down, set. Hut.
Hut, hut, hut!Copy !req
23. Ow! Hey,
why don't you wa...
(YELPS)Copy !req
24. Looking for this?
Please, don't
hurt me, Wolfgang.Copy !req
25. Hey, Wolfgang,
that's our ball.Copy !req
26. Sorry, I can't understand you.Copy !req
27. I don't speak
fourth-grader. (LAUGHS)Copy !req
28. Hey, Wolfie, go long!Copy !req
29. (ARNOLD GROANS)
Come on, give us
the ball, Wolfgang!Copy !req
30. Ow!Copy !req
31. (SIGHS)
Don't fret, Arnold.Copy !req
32. He'll probably give us
our ball back
when he's finished.Copy !req
33. Yeah, he usually does.Copy !req
34. (SIGHS) Wolfgang.Copy !req
35. I wish he found somebody else
to beat up on.Copy !req
36. Hey, monkey-face.Copy !req
37. Who you calling monkey-face?
You, butt wad.Copy !req
38. You wanna dance?
Maybe later, but right now,Copy !req
39. I want you to clear out
of my vacant lot.Copy !req
40. Your vacant lot?
His vacant lot?Copy !req
41. Yeah, my vacant lot.Copy !req
42. Hold on a minute.
This lot was full of junk
when we found it.Copy !req
43. And we cleaned it up
and turned it
into Gerald Field.Copy !req
44. Where were you guys?
Yeah, well, I'd been awayCopy !req
45. at juvenile hall
for a couple of years.Copy !req
46. But this used to be
my vacant lot.Copy !req
47. Oh, yeah, I think
I remember you.Copy !req
48. Your name's Ludwig, right?
You've grown.Copy !req
49. That's right,
and I'm reclaiming
my vacant lot, football face.Copy !req
50. I'm in charge of you
fourth-grade wussies now.Copy !req
51. Hey, those are my
fourth-grade wussies.Copy !req
52. Put the football head down.Copy !req
53. (BOTH GROAN)
Fight, fight, fight.Copy !req
54. Oh,
you're dead, man.Copy !req
55. (SIGHS)
Come on, you guys.Copy !req
56. Sheesh, what a couple
of baboons.Copy !req
57. At least Wolfgang's
got this new Ludwig fellaCopy !req
58. to wail on instead of us.Copy !req
59. But, you guys, that's our lot.
It's the only place we've got.Copy !req
60. Well, I say we sit back
while those two jerks
kill each other.Copy !req
61. And then, when they're dead,
we can have our lot back.
I don't know, Sid.Copy !req
62. I don't think
it's gonna be that easy.Copy !req
63. Strike one!Copy !req
64. Coming through.
Hey, watch it!Copy !req
65. We're trying
to play football here.
Hey, you watch it, fruit cup.Copy !req
66. We're playing soccer.
Who you calling
fruit-cup, cheese-breath?Copy !req
67. You want some of this?
Yeah, let's go.Copy !req
68. Okay, loser.
Come on!Copy !req
69. Fight, fight!
What a waste of
a good vacant lot.Copy !req
70. We got to do something
about it, Gerald.Copy !req
71. Arnold, until those
two bullies either give upCopy !req
72. or finish each other off,Copy !req
73. there ain't nothing
we can do about it.Copy !req
74. Hey, Arnold,
Gerald, heads up!Copy !req
75. I got it! I got it!Copy !req
76. Car!Copy !req
77. (SIGHS) This really bites.Copy !req
78. We have to get
our game off the street.
Doy, Einstein.Copy !req
79. You got any ideas?
Well,Copy !req
80. we could just make
some kind of a deal with them.Copy !req
81. You know, get 'em to share
the lot without fighting.Copy !req
82. (LUDWIG AND
WOLFGANG GRUNTING)
Fight! Fight!Copy !req
83. Yeah, that's likely, hair boy.Copy !req
84. I mean, look at 'em,
they're beating the crap
out of each other.Copy !req
85. I'm afraid I concur, Arnold.Copy !req
86. They don't look like
they're in much of
a deal-making mood.Copy !req
87. Listen, you guys,
we'll never know until we try.Copy !req
88. We just gotta
walk up to 'em and tell 'em
how it's gonna be.Copy !req
89. Who's with me?Copy !req
90. I'll cover you.Copy !req
91. Hey.Copy !req
92. Look, you guys,Copy !req
93. we have at least
as much right to use
the vacant lot as you do.Copy !req
94. From now on, we want you
to share it with us,
what do you say?Copy !req
95. So, now what, football head?Copy !req
96. Okay, I've got another plan.Copy !req
97. How about if we get 'em
to play a football game
against each other?Copy !req
98. Who?
Wolfgang and Ludwig.Copy !req
99. What for?
Winner take all.Copy !req
100. The loser has to go
play somewhere else.Copy !req
101. Then we could make
a deal with whoever wins.Copy !req
102. Arnold, how hard
did they hit you?Copy !req
103. You're talking crazy, man.Copy !req
104. I'm serious, Gerald.
It could work.Copy !req
105. Yeah. Have you told
them about it?Copy !req
106. Not yet.Copy !req
107. Well, well, if it isn't
the football head.Copy !req
108. Come around
for another beating?
Actually, Ludwig sent me.Copy !req
109. Ludwig? What for?Copy !req
110. To tell you that
you're the toughest.
He gives up. He quits.Copy !req
111. About time he figured it out.Copy !req
112. So the vacant lot
is all yours, Wolfgang,
starting today.Copy !req
113. Why don't you come by,
and, uh, you know,
look the place over?Copy !req
114. Say after school?
No, I've got
oboe lessons till 4:00.Copy !req
115. Okay. Right after 4:00, then.
Okay.Copy !req
116. Yo, kid, give me
your lunch money.Copy !req
117. Hey, Ludwig.Copy !req
118. Hey, it's football face.Copy !req
119. What do you want? (SIGHS)Copy !req
120. Wolfgang sent me to tell you
that he gives up.Copy !req
121. He quits. He says
you're the toughest.Copy !req
122. (CHUCKLES)
So, the fruit cup
finally wised up.Copy !req
123. Yeah. Anyway, the vacant lot
is all yours, starting today.Copy !req
124. Wanna come by and, uh,
inspect the place,
you know, after school?Copy !req
125. Okay. Like a little
after 4:00? 'Cause I got
tap dancing lessons.Copy !req
126. Little after 4:00 is great.Copy !req
127. Wait a minute.
Give me your lunch money.Copy !req
128. Hey, what's he doing here?
What's he doing here?Copy !req
129. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
130. I invited you both.Copy !req
131. Huh?
What for?Copy !req
132. To settle this thing
over a football game.Copy !req
133. Whichever one of you wins
gets to use the vacant lot.Copy !req
134. And the loser has to go find
another place to be the bully.Copy !req
135. You can't make us
do anything, football head.Copy !req
136. What, you don't think
you can beat Ludwig
in a game of football?Copy !req
137. What are you talking about?
I'd kick his butt.Copy !req
138. Oh, yeah?
Yeah.Copy !req
139. Then you're on!
Fine! My guys
against your guys.Copy !req
140. Okay, you know the drill.Copy !req
141. Stop sign's first base,
manhole covers second,Copy !req
142. chocolate boy is third.
Sid, you watch for cars.Copy !req
143. Let's do it.
Hold up.Copy !req
144. I got a better idea.Copy !req
145. Why should we kill each other?Copy !req
146. We'll use
the fourth-graders.
What?Copy !req
147. What are you talking about?
We'll split 'em up
into teams, stupid.Copy !req
148. You and me coach.
Winner gets to
run the vacant lot.Copy !req
149. Oh, no.
I am not gonna be partCopy !req
150. of your dumb little
football game.Copy !req
151. I can't believe
I'm part of their
dumb, little football game.Copy !req
152. It'll be worth it, Helga.
You'll see.Copy !req
153. Okay. I pick tubby.Copy !req
154. Hey! My name's not Tubby.
It's Harold.Copy !req
155. And I want to be on
Wolfgang's team.Copy !req
156. Tubby, shut up
and get over here.Copy !req
157. Okay, we play till the sun
sets behind that wall.Copy !req
158. Call it for the kickoff.
Heads.Copy !req
159. Tails. You kick off, wussies.Copy !req
160. Okay, huddle. Here's the plan.Copy !req
161. I have a plan.
Give me the ball. Really,
just give me the ball!Copy !req
162. Shut up, four-eyes.Copy !req
163. You, you, and you go long.
You throw it.Copy !req
164. Three, seven, four.
Hut, hut, hike!Copy !req
165. Come on, let's get it back,
you bunch of lightweights.Copy !req
166. (GROANING) Oh, I hate Ludwig.Copy !req
167. I hate Wolfgang.Copy !req
168. And I hate you, Arnold.Copy !req
169. Yeah, well, I hate everybody.
And you're sitting on my leg.Copy !req
170. (BOTH LAUGHING)
Dude.Copy !req
171. Hut, hut, hut. Hike!Copy !req
172. Come on, we're down.
We need to score here.Copy !req
173. Just give me the ball, okay?
Give me the ball!Copy !req
174. (SIGHS) Gosh, shut up!
You, button hole.
On three, break.Copy !req
175. Ha-ha! Tied again,
cheese-breath.Copy !req
176. Hike!Copy !req
177. (CHEERING)
You got lucky.Copy !req
178. No luck, dude. Just talent.Copy !req
179. Okay, we're looking good.Copy !req
180. Come on, give me the ball.
Give me the ball!Copy !req
181. (SIGHS) Okay.
The weird little freak,
we're ahead anyway,Copy !req
182. if you'll shut up
I'll give you the ball.
This time give him the ball.Copy !req
183. Down, set. Hut, hut, hike!Copy !req
184. Plie!Copy !req
185. Jete!Copy !req
186. Huzzah!
(CHEERING)Copy !req
187. Okay. Now we need
another ball.Copy !req
188. (CHUCKLES) Hey,
nice play, Coach.Copy !req
189. Your fourth-graders
are fallin' apart!
(LAUGHING)Copy !req
190. Ow, dude.
(GRUNTS)Copy !req
191. (BOTH LAUGHING)
Dude!Copy !req
192. Only a minute to go.
You gotta kick another
field goal, football head.Copy !req
193. But that would
only be a tie.
Better than losing.Copy !req
194. Come on, Arnold,
make the kick. Break.Copy !req
195. Arnold,
why are we doing this?Copy !req
196. Come on, take a dive,
miss the kick.Copy !req
197. Then, Ludwig wins,
and our nightmare is over.Copy !req
198. Helga, I've got an idea.
Have you noticed those two?Copy !req
199. It's like they're turning
into friends or something.Copy !req
200. I mean, look at them.Copy !req
201. Aw, dude!
(BOTH LAUGHING PLAYFULLY)Copy !req
202. What's your point?
Well, if they tie it up,Copy !req
203. maybe we can all get along
and use the lot together.Copy !req
204. Arnold, you are such an idiot.Copy !req
205. (SIGHS) What a guy.Copy !req
206. Hike!Copy !req
207. Whoa, awesome game, dude.
You rock, man.Copy !req
208. No, you rock, man.
Seriously, dude,
you're that good.Copy !req
209. Dude! Dude! Dude!
Dude! Dude! Dude!Copy !req
210. Dude! Dude! Oh, Dude!
Dude! Dude! Aw, Dude!Copy !req
211. Uh, dudes,
since there's no winner,Copy !req
212. maybe you can be friends now,
and share the vacant lot.Copy !req
213. Like I said
in the first place.
Yeah, it'll be great.Copy !req
214. We'll be buds
and run the lot together.Copy !req
215. And we'll keep all the
wussy fourth-graders out.Copy !req
216. Wait a minute. That wasn't
what we agreed on
when we started the game.Copy !req
217. Since when do we have
to do what you say,
wussy fourth-grader?Copy !req
218. Hey, come on!
That's not fair!
(KIDS CLAMORING)Copy !req
219. Now what, football head?
We have two bullies,Copy !req
220. and no vacant lot!Copy !req
221. Looks like
we'll have to go to plan B.Copy !req
222. What's plan B?Copy !req
223. I'll tell you
as soon as I think of it.Copy !req
224. Dude! Dude! Dude!
Dude! Dude! Dude!Copy !req
225. Here you go, Helga.
I said sharp, Phoebe.Copy !req
226. These are duller than
afternoon tea with my granny.Copy !req
227. Redoing. Ouch!Copy !req
228. Burger and fries,
chocolate milk,
two bendy straws,Copy !req
229. and hop to it, Pheebs,
I'm starving here.
Fetching.Copy !req
230. I'll see you on the bus,
Helga. I'm off the library
to return a book.Copy !req
231. Oh, great. You can
take mine back, too. They're
only a few weeks overdue.Copy !req
232. Shouldn't cost you
more than 10 or 20 bucks.
Returning.Copy !req
233. Um, Helga,Copy !req
234. since my excursion
to the library may take
a few more minutesCopy !req
235. than previously anticipated,Copy !req
236. do you think you could
please do me a little favor
and hold the bus?Copy !req
237. Sure thing, Pheebs.Copy !req
238. She couldn't even do
that one thing for me.Copy !req
239. Um, excuse me,
Your Royal Highness. I thought
you might be pleased to knowCopy !req
240. that I finally finished
spit shining
all the palace floors.Copy !req
241. Excellent. Now,
cleanse my royal feet,Copy !req
242. polish my royal scepter,
and delouse the royal dog.Copy !req
243. (BARKS)
Obeying.Copy !req
244. Um, Your Royal Highness,Copy !req
245. since my forthcoming
royal dutiesCopy !req
246. may require more dexterity
than perhaps Your Greatness
has anticipated,Copy !req
247. do you think you could
please do me one little favor?
Me do a favor for you?Copy !req
248. Well, yes. You see,
I was wondering if you couldCopy !req
249. please remove my shackles.
They're quite prohibitive.Copy !req
250. Oh, that's funny.
That's terribly,
terribly funny.Copy !req
251. Please, please,Copy !req
252. if you could just do
this one little thing
for me...Copy !req
253. A favor? A favor?Copy !req
254. Hello?Copy !req
255. Pheebs, could you do me
a favor on your way to school?Copy !req
256. I need you to pick up
my dry cleaning.Copy !req
257. It's only 10 or 12 blocks
out of your way.Copy !req
258. And why don't you grab me
a dozen donuts, too?Copy !req
259. Those chocolate
cream-filled ones
with the pink frostingCopy !req
260. and little heart-shaped
sprinkle things? Thanks.Copy !req
261. No problem.Copy !req
262. Perhaps my dream meant
nothing at all.Copy !req
263. Perhaps it was merely
an absurd fantasy,Copy !req
264. its players and contents
having nothing at all
to do with reality.Copy !req
265. On the other hand,
if I were to interpret it
in a more literal fashion,Copy !req
266. I'd have to conclude
judging by the rather
overt symbolismCopy !req
267. that I'm currently
experiencing negative feelings
about certain inequalitiesCopy !req
268. in my relationship
with Helga.
Phoebe! Look out!Copy !req
269. Huh? (SCREAMS)
(BUS HORN BLARING)Copy !req
270. Hmm. I wonder what
all the fuss is about.Copy !req
271. (CHUCKLES) Bet Wartz pulled
the old groin muscle again.
What the...Copy !req
272. Poor Phoebe.Copy !req
273. Yeah. With all of
Helga's wardrobes
obstructing her view,Copy !req
274. she never even saw
the dang bus comin'.Copy !req
275. Mmm-mmm-mmm.Copy !req
276. Getting mowed down
by a bus doing errands
for Helga Pataki?Copy !req
277. Now that is truly sad.Copy !req
278. I guess you're right, Gerald.Copy !req
279. If Phoebe hadn't been
doing favors for Helga,Copy !req
280. this probably wouldn't
have happened.Copy !req
281. Oh, dear sweet Phoebe.
What have I done?Copy !req
282. Phoebe! Oh, I must
go to her right away.Copy !req
283. I must beg her
for forgiveness.Copy !req
284. I must right to her
whom I have so wronged.Copy !req
285. I only pray that
I'm not too late.Copy !req
286. Oh, poor innocent Phoebe.Copy !req
287. This is all my fault.Copy !req
288. If I hadn't sent you
on the senseless errand
of picking up dry cleaning,Copy !req
289. and chocolate
cream-filled donutsCopy !req
290. with the pink frosting
and little
heart-shaped sprinkles,Copy !req
291. this horrible catastrophe
would've never happened.Copy !req
292. Helga?Copy !req
293. Phoebe?
(MAN GROANING)Copy !req
294. Phoebe, you're okay!Copy !req
295. Of course, I'm okay.Copy !req
296. I just have
a minor stress fracture
on my lower leg.Copy !req
297. Minor stress fracture?
Oh, that's wonderful.Copy !req
298. What am I talking about?Copy !req
299. It isn't wonderful,
it's horrible.Copy !req
300. It is?
Of course, it is, Phoebe.Copy !req
301. It's horrible
because I did it to you.
I mean, think about it.Copy !req
302. If I hadn't put you under
so much stress this morning,Copy !req
303. if I didn't make you
change your normalCopy !req
304. safe schedule,
you wouldn't have walked
in front of that busCopy !req
305. and this never
would've happened.Copy !req
306. Helga, it was
just an accident.Copy !req
307. Oh, no. Don't try to
take the blame, Phoebe.Copy !req
308. This is my fault,
and I'm gonna
make it up to you.Copy !req
309. And so, until that cast
comes off your leg,Copy !req
310. until you're
completely healed,Copy !req
311. until your very serious
minor stress fracture
is a thing of the past,Copy !req
312. I, Helga G Pataki,
am going to be
your humble servant.Copy !req
313. And I'm going to
treat you like a queen.Copy !req
314. A queen?
And don't try to
talk me out of it.Copy !req
315. Well, okay, Helga.
I mean, if you insist.Copy !req
316. You reorganized my desk
and stocked it
with fresh supplies?Copy !req
317. Whenever did you
find the time?Copy !req
318. I came in last night,
slipped the janitor a 20Copy !req
319. and he let me raid
the school store.
Gosh, Helga, thanks so much.Copy !req
320. Wow, that's quite
a selection.Copy !req
321. Ha, you kidding?
This is just the first course.Copy !req
322. Gee, Helga,
you sure are good to me.Copy !req
323. I saved it for us.Copy !req
324. You mean you reserved usCopy !req
325. the incredibly exclusive
left-side front seat?Copy !req
326. Yup. I mean, sure,
old Betsy hereCopy !req
327. had to put in
a little overtime,Copy !req
328. but eventually
I got the job done.Copy !req
329. Really, Helga,
you shouldn't have.Copy !req
330. But I'm so glad you did.Copy !req
331. So, what's
the diagnosis, Doctor?Copy !req
332. Am I going to be laid up
for a few more weeks?Copy !req
333. On the contrary, Phoebe,
you're ready to get
your cast off today.Copy !req
334. You mean, I'm healed?
Yup.Copy !req
335. Quite miraculous, actually.Copy !req
336. Anyway, I'm ready
to return you
to your normal life.Copy !req
337. My normal life?Copy !req
338. These are duller than
afternoon tea with my granny.Copy !req
339. Hop to it, Pheebs,
I'm starvin' here.Copy !req
340. They're only
a few weeks overdue,Copy !req
341. shouldn't cost you
more than 10 or 20 bucks.
Um, Doctor,Copy !req
342. do you think
I could keep my cast
once it's removed,Copy !req
343. you know, as a souvenir?Copy !req
344. It'll only be
for a little while longer.Copy !req
345. And besides, what harm
could it do anyway?Copy !req
346. I mean, after all,
what Helga doesn't know
certainly won't hurt her.Copy !req
347. (CHUCKLES) Perfect.Copy !req
348. Hey, Phoebe.
How are you feeling?
Things are just great.Copy !req
349. Though I'm sad to report
that I'll have to
have my cast onCopy !req
350. for a few more weeks.
A few weeks,
huh? (EXCLAIMING)Copy !req
351. I hope it's not gonna be
too much of a problem for you,Copy !req
352. because, if it is,
I suppose I could try
and wheel myself around.Copy !req
353. Problem? Of course not,
Phoebe. Like I said before,
I'm here to serve.Copy !req
354. Broccoli cheese-puff
casserole, fruit juice,
chocolate pudding cup.Copy !req
355. It's great, Helga. Only,
only I'd really prefer
tapioca pudding.Copy !req
356. I mean, if it's not
too much trouble.
Coming right up.Copy !req
357. See? I cleaned and reorganized
the whole thing
just like you asked.Copy !req
358. Thanks, Helga.
Now, do you think you could
alphabetize the books for me?Copy !req
359. Yeah, sure, Pheebs.
No problem.Copy !req
360. Why don't you
take the aisle today, Phoebe?Copy !req
361. You can have more room
to stretch out your leg.
Actually, Helga,Copy !req
362. I'd probably be
more comfortableCopy !req
363. if you sat over there.
(SMOOCHING)Copy !req
364. Moving.Copy !req
365. Helga taking orders
from Phoebe?Copy !req
366. There's something
you don't see every day.Copy !req
367. Willikers, you ain't kiddin'.Copy !req
368. It is pretty weird.Copy !req
369. But once she
gets her cast off,Copy !req
370. things will probably
go back to the way they were.Copy !req
371. (STRAINING) That's it.
I can't take it anymore.Copy !req
372. Phoebe? Where are you going?Copy !req
373. It's okay, Helga. I'm just
getting a little exercise.Copy !req
374. You're sure? You're sure
you don't need my help?Copy !req
375. I'm fine.Copy !req
376. Phoebe?
Arnold!Copy !req
377. What are you doing?
Uh, nothing.
Nothing at all.Copy !req
378. Your cast, it isn't real.Copy !req
379. (SHAKILY) What are you
talking about, Arnold?
Of course it's real.Copy !req
380. Phoebe, I just
saw you take it offCopy !req
381. and put it back on.
Maybe it was real once.Copy !req
382. But now? Now it has hinges.Copy !req
383. Okay. So, what
if it is a fake?Copy !req
384. It's a free country.
I can fake a broken leg
if I want to.Copy !req
385. I guess. But why
would you want to?
No reason.Copy !req
386. Phoebe, this doesn't
by any chance have anything
to do with Helga, does it?Copy !req
387. Helga?
Yeah, because of the way
she treats you.Copy !req
388. Well, of course not, Arnold.
That's completely ridiculous.Copy !req
389. I mean, just because Helga's
been waiting on me
hand and footCopy !req
390. ever since the bus accident
that was essentially
her fault,Copy !req
391. doesn't mean that I've
falsely prolonged my injuryCopy !req
392. in some kind of
passive-aggressive attemptCopy !req
393. to reap the benefits
of her guilty conscience,Copy !req
394. and simultaneously give her
a taste of her own
bossy medicine.Copy !req
395. Good, because treating her
the same way she treated youCopy !req
396. really wouldn't
solve anything.Copy !req
397. I completely agree. Anyway,
I'll see you later, Arnold.Copy !req
398. (STRAINING) Helga, I need
a pillow adjustment.Copy !req
399. Fluffing.Copy !req
400. That's enough, thank you.
Really? Are you sureCopy !req
401. you don't need a little more
lift on the left?
I'm sure.Copy !req
402. So, Helga, what's for lunch?Copy !req
403. You see, I was up
late last nightCopy !req
404. thinking about
your nutritional needs
and decidedCopy !req
405. that you really
shouldn't be eating
this cafeteria food.Copy !req
406. And so, homemade
avocado rolls.Copy !req
407. Ooh, they're exquisite.Copy !req
408. On second thought, Helga,Copy !req
409. I'm not really
that hungry right now.
Are you sure?Copy !req
410. If you'd rather
have something else,Copy !req
411. I've got some
backup lunches in my locker.
Maybe later.Copy !req
412. I brought four shampoos.
I wasn't sure
which one you liked.Copy !req
413. Ooh. How about
pomegranate passion?
Shampooing.Copy !req
414. Come to think of it, Helga,Copy !req
415. I don't think I want
my hair washed today.Copy !req
416. It's my fault, isn't it?
I should've brought you
more choices.Copy !req
417. No, Helga.
Honestly, it's not you.Copy !req
418. (SIGHS) Maybe this whole
situation's gone far enough.Copy !req
419. Maybe I just ought to
call the whole thing off.Copy !req
420. Maybe it's time
that I admit it to myselfCopy !req
421. that I can't possibly
fake my injury forever.Copy !req
422. Here's your math book,
notebook and calculator.Copy !req
423. Wait here while I run
across the streetCopy !req
424. and call a cab
for your appointment.
My appointment?Copy !req
425. Yeah, today's your day with
the Swedish massage therapist.Copy !req
426. Now, I'll only be a second.
No, Helga, wait.Copy !req
427. That's it. I can't
do this anymore.Copy !req
428. Arnold was right. This has
everything to do with Helga.Copy !req
429. And what I'm doing to her
is no better than
what she was doing to me.Copy !req
430. Helga.
Ah-ha!Copy !req
431. Phoebe, your leg!
You're healed!
Uh-huh.Copy !req
432. That's great. Now,
could you call me
an ambulance?Copy !req
433. And so, I faked my injuryCopy !req
434. because I found that I
really liked you doing things
for me for a change.Copy !req
435. Oh, I'm sorry, Helga.Copy !req
436. I should've just told you
how I was feeling
in the beginning.Copy !req
437. Wait a minute.Copy !req
438. Are you saying that you felt
like I was taking advantage
of you or something?Copy !req
439. Well, yes.Copy !req
440. You mean, you felt
I was making you do
too much stuff for meCopy !req
441. and I wasn't doing
enough for you?Copy !req
442. Precisely.Copy !req
443. Oh, wow.Copy !req
444. But I always thought
you liked doing things for me.Copy !req
445. Well, I do, Helga.Copy !req
446. But sometimes I wish things
were a little different.Copy !req
447. I guess I wish sometimes
you'd do things just for me.Copy !req
448. Okay, Phoebe, I could do that.Copy !req
449. Really?
Oh, sure.Copy !req
450. From now on, it's not
all gonna be about me.Copy !req
451. Uh, could you get the door?
Opening.Copy !req
452. It's gonna be
about me and you.Copy !req
453. As far as doing favors
for each other,Copy !req
454. it's gonna be even-steven.
Hey, snag me one of thoseCopy !req
455. fruit cups, would you?
Snagging.Copy !req
456. From now on,
everything's gonna be
much better. You'll see.Copy !req
457. No, not L, Phoebe. B, B, B.Copy !req
458. B pressing.Copy !req