1. Here we go.
Arnold.Copy !req
2. Hey, Arnold!Copy !req
3. Hey, Arnold!Copy !req
4. Arnold.Copy !req
5. Arnold.Copy !req
6. (SIREN WAILING)
Arnold.Copy !req
7. Arnold.Copy !req
8. Move it, football head!Copy !req
9. Hey, Arnold!Copy !req
10. Oh! Oh-ho! Oh!Copy !req
11. Mercy, Arnold.Copy !req
12. There's been
a terrible accident!Copy !req
13. And oh, April Fool's!Copy !req
14. You got me, Grandpa.Copy !req
15. Happy Groundhog's Day,
everybody!Copy !req
16. Yippee!
I saw my shadow.Copy !req
17. And you know
what that means.Copy !req
18. We know, Pookie.Copy !req
19. Twelve more days
of Christmas.Copy !req
20. Oh, isn't it exciting?Copy !req
21. Well, I'll be upstairs.Copy !req
22. I got presents
to wrap.Copy !req
23. (SNIFFS) Ah, spring.Copy !req
24. The fresh air,
the flowers...Copy !req
25. Hey Arnold,
smell my bout-onniere!Copy !req
26. April Fool's!Copy !req
27. Good one, Grandpa.
Funny.Copy !req
28. Sorry, Arnold,
I couldn't resist.
No more jokes now.Copy !req
29. Eat your eggs.Copy !req
30. (LAUGHS)
Rubber eggs!Copy !req
31. April Fool's!Copy !req
32. Grandpa!Copy !req
33. Oh, come on, short man.
It's April Fool's day.Copy !req
34. Don't you want
to play a prank
on someone?Copy !req
35. No thanks, Grandpa.Copy !req
36. I'm not really
into the April Fool's jokes.Copy !req
37. Oh, that's crazy talk, Arnold.Copy !req
38. Everyone loves April Fool's.Copy !req
39. Let's see.
Oh, here it is.Copy !req
40. The grand daddy
of all April Fool's pranks.Copy !req
41. Try this one on your
little classmates today,
Arnold.Copy !req
42. I used it on my friend,
Jimmy Kafka.Copy !req
43. Told him it was
a late birthday present.Copy !req
44. But when you open it,Copy !req
45. a blinding light
goes off!Copy !req
46. It's a riot.Copy !req
47. No thanks, Grandpa.Copy !req
48. I just don't think
anybody at school's
really into April Fool's Day.Copy !req
49. April Fool's!Copy !req
50. April Fool's.Copy !req
51. Whoa!
April Fool's!Copy !req
52. Oh, ah.Copy !req
53. Good one, Sheena.Copy !req
54. Wow, I guess everyone's
really into April Fool's Day.Copy !req
55. No kiddin', Arnold.Copy !req
56. We gotta get in
on this action.Copy !req
57. I don't know, Gerald.Copy !req
58. I'm just not really
into it. I'm too...Copy !req
59. I know.
Trustworthy, loyal,Copy !req
60. helpful, friendly,
courteous, kind.Copy !req
61. In fact, you're
the perfect target
for an April Fool's joke.Copy !req
62. April Fool's,
football head!Copy !req
63. Good one, Helga.Copy !req
64. Get used to it, bucko.Copy !req
65. 'Cause you're gonna
get it all day long.Copy !req
66. Students, quiet, please.
Settle down.Copy !req
67. I have some
very serious news.Copy !req
68. Your beloved teacher,
Mr. Simmons
is no longer with usCopy !req
69. because he was run over
by an enormous steamroller!Copy !req
70. Oh! Egad!Copy !req
71. It's his ghost!Copy !req
72. Oooh!Copy !req
73. April Fool's, everybody!Copy !req
74. It's not my ghost.
It's just me.Copy !req
75. (LAUGHS)
That was so lame.Copy !req
76. Thank you,
Principal Wartz, for
a very special introduction.Copy !req
77. Let's make it
an annual tradition,
Mr. Simmons.Copy !req
78. Carry on.Copy !req
79. Oh, class,
we're having our first
annual April Fool's danceCopy !req
80. tonight at
the YMAA gym.Copy !req
81. Principal Wartz and I
will both be there
as chaperones,Copy !req
82. and I'll be crowning
one lucky studentCopy !req
83. the King of Fools!Copy !req
84. Eugene, would you mind
distributing the flyers?Copy !req
85. I'd be honored!Copy !req
86. I really hope
you'll all come
and vote for me.Copy !req
87. I think I'd make
a wonderful King of Fools.Copy !req
88. Ow!Copy !req
89. I'm okay.Copy !req
90. Hey, Arnoldo,
pick up my pencil.Copy !req
91. Arnold farted!Copy !req
92. April Fool's,
football head.Copy !req
93. Willikers, Sid,Copy !req
94. this school's just
chock-full of pranks.Copy !req
95. I know.
This room is tough.Copy !req
96. We gotta think
of a prank that
beats 'em all,Copy !req
97. or it'd be a shame.Copy !req
98. Yeah, huge whoppin'
super prank.Copy !req
99. Hey, what if we pulled
one at the big danceCopy !req
100. that Mr. Simmons is
going on about?Copy !req
101. That's a great idea, Sid.Copy !req
102. Tonight, where everybody
could see.Copy !req
103. Now all we gotta do
is think of a prank.Copy !req
104. Maybe we could use
something involving
my pet turtle, Snappy.Copy !req
105. He's a parcel
of laughs.Copy !req
106. Careful, Sid.
He really bites.Copy !req
107. I hope Helga's finished
playing April Fool's
jokes on me.Copy !req
108. April Fool's,
football head!Copy !req
109. Look at him!
What a loser!Copy !req
110. Time to change
your diaper, Arnold!Copy !req
111. Mmm-mmm-mmm.Copy !req
112. Arnold, she's gonna be
at it all day.Copy !req
113. She said so herself.Copy !req
114. Face it, man,
it is time to retaliate.Copy !req
115. You're right.
I'll be back.Copy !req
116. Hello, Grandpa.Copy !req
117. Hello. Ed E. Cumming.Copy !req
118. Huh? Oh, sorry.
I must have...Copy !req
119. April Fool's!Copy !req
120. (CHUCKLES)
Grandpa!Copy !req
121. Sorry, short man.
I couldn't resist.Copy !req
122. You're just a perfect
straight man.Copy !req
123. Not anymore.
I'm callingCopy !req
124. 'cause I've decided
to take you up
on your offer, after all.Copy !req
125. A special offer?Copy !req
126. Sorry, we're not
buying any today.Copy !req
127. Thank you, goodbye.
Grandpa!Copy !req
128. April Fool's, Arnold!Copy !req
129. I can't stop.Copy !req
130. Listen, I'm serious.Copy !req
131. Remember that little
gift box you showed me
this morning?Copy !req
132. Of course I do!Copy !req
133. It's the grand daddy
of all April Fool's pranks.Copy !req
134. Oh, don't tell me!Copy !req
135. You want to
use it on someone?Copy !req
136. That's right.Copy !req
137. I can't believe it.
Oh, this is wonderful!Copy !req
138. Hold that thought,
Arnold. Don't weaken.Copy !req
139. I'll be right down.
And Grandpa,Copy !req
140. bring me an
extra pair of pants.Copy !req
141. Yeah. Done.Copy !req
142. Oh, now we're ready
to try it,Copy !req
143. Mr. "I'm not really
into April Fool's Day."Copy !req
144. Can I just have the box,
please, Grandpa?Copy !req
145. What's that
on your pants?
Turn around.Copy !req
146. It's chocolate pudding.Copy !req
147. Oh, that's a good one.Copy !req
148. Old pudding pants.Copy !req
149. Who did it?
Let me guess,Copy !req
150. your little friend
with the one eyebrow?Copy !req
151. Helga, right.
Can I have the box?Copy !req
152. Wait till she gets
a load of this.Copy !req
153. She'll be the one
needing an extra
pair of pants.Copy !req
154. And speaking of which,
here's yours.Copy !req
155. Uh, Grandpa,
those are your pants.Copy !req
156. April Fool's.
Good luck, short man.Copy !req
157. Man, talk about gullible!Copy !req
158. You're almost as easy
to bamboozle as
that loser, Arnold!Copy !req
159. Speaking of which,
where is the biggest
sap of them all?Copy !req
160. Right here, Helga.
And I have
a present for you.Copy !req
161. Ha! Get real,
football head.Copy !req
162. Like there's any way
I'm falling for
that old gag.Copy !req
163. It isn't a gag.Copy !req
164. It's a belated
birthday present.Copy !req
165. Yeah, right.
And I'm Mary,
Queen of Scots.Copy !req
166. I'm serious, Helga.Copy !req
167. I mean, your birthday,
well, it was
last week, right?Copy !req
168. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
169. I can't believe
he remembered!Copy !req
170. Yeah, so?Copy !req
171. So happy belated birthday!Copy !req
172. Oh, Arnold,
my beloved,Copy !req
173. you're so kind
and good.Copy !req
174. I solemnly swear,Copy !req
175. I'll never play
another prank
on you again.Copy !req
176. Well, uh...
Gee, Arnold. Thanks.Copy !req
177. April Fool's.Copy !req
178. Help, help!
I'm blind!Copy !req
179. You have to be
if you didn't see
that one coming.Copy !req
180. No, you morons,Copy !req
181. I am really blind!Copy !req
182. It's like Mr. Simmons
always says,Copy !req
183. horseplay leads to tears.Copy !req
184. So give it to me
straight, lady, am I
gonna make it or not?Copy !req
185. You'll be just fine,
Helga.Copy !req
186. Fortunately, your blindness
is only temporary.Copy !req
187. You should be back
among the sighted
any second now.Copy !req
188. Hey, what do you know,Copy !req
189. I'm cured!Copy !req
190. Well, thanks for
the miracle!
I'll catch you later.Copy !req
191. Not so fast, Helga.Copy !req
192. Before I can let you go,
you have to promise me
you'll be more careful.Copy !req
193. Me? But this whole thing
was Arnold's fault.Copy !req
194. Him and his lousy
April Fool's prank.Copy !req
195. Can you believe
I trusted him?Copy !req
196. Either way, I want you
to ease up on
the tomfoolery.Copy !req
197. The last thing we need
is for you to wind up withCopy !req
198. a permanent eye injury!Copy !req
199. It would be
devastating for you,Copy !req
200. and your little
football-headed friend!Copy !req
201. Wait a minute,Copy !req
202. that's a great idea!Copy !req
203. I mean,
that's great advice!Copy !req
204. From now on,
careful's gonna be
my middle name.Copy !req
205. You can count on it.Copy !req
206. Oh, man.
This is gonna be so boss!Copy !req
207. I'll pull the biggest
April Fool's prank of all,Copy !req
208. by pretending
to still be blind.Copy !req
209. And Arnold,
sentimental sucker
that he is,Copy !req
210. will feel so guilty
and responsible,Copy !req
211. he'll have no choice
but to be my slave.Copy !req
212. My servant,
my seeing-eye dog!Copy !req
213. I'll totally torture him.Copy !req
214. Now all I gotta do
is sell it.Copy !req
215. Perfect.Copy !req
216. Boy, howdy.Copy !req
217. She has been in there
a long time.Copy !req
218. But you must feel
pretty guilty right
about now, huh, Arnold?Copy !req
219. Way to state
the obvious, Sid.Copy !req
220. Helga, are you okay?Copy !req
221. Oh, I'm fine,
you know,Copy !req
222. except for the fact
that I'm still blind.Copy !req
223. Helga, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
224. Arnold. Arnold,
is that you?Copy !req
225. It's so dark.
Yes, it's me.Copy !req
226. So what did
the nurse say?Copy !req
227. I mean, how long
is this thing
gonna last?Copy !req
228. You mean my complete
and utter lack
of eyesight?Copy !req
229. Oh, you know,
maybe an hour.Copy !req
230. Maybe forever.Copy !req
231. (GULPS) Well, is there
anything I can do?Copy !req
232. Well, actually there is.Copy !req
233. You could walk me home.Copy !req
234. I figure I should
break the sad news
to my poor parentsCopy !req
235. as soon as possible.
Sure.Copy !req
236. No problem.
Great! I'll go get my things.Copy !req
237. Oh!Copy !req
238. Mmm-mmm-mmm.Copy !req
239. That is
the saddest thing
I have ever seen.Copy !req
240. Tell me about it.
Now she's even more
pathetic than ever.Copy !req
241. I was talking
about Arnold.Copy !req
242. The poor guy
could be indebted
to Helga G. PatakiCopy !req
243. for the rest of his life.Copy !req
244. Ow!Copy !req
245. Helga, I'm really,
really sorry.Copy !req
246. Ow!Copy !req
247. I swear, I never meant
for this to happen.Copy !req
248. Ah, don't sweat it.
It'll all blow over soon.Copy !req
249. And if not, well, you got
the rest of your life
to make it up to me.Copy !req
250. So what's the hold-up,
why'd we stop?
Intersection.Copy !req
251. Red light.Copy !req
252. Helga, what is it?
What's wrong?Copy !req
253. Uh, nothing,
it's just...Copy !req
254. I'm overwhelmed
by all these sounds.Copy !req
255. They're making me dizzy.Copy !req
256. Do you think you could
carry me across
the street, Arnold?Copy !req
257. Carry you?
No, on your back.Copy !req
258. Like one of the ponies
at the petting zoo.Copy !req
259. I mean, it's the least
you could do for
blinding me, right?Copy !req
260. Ow, watch... Watch out!
Ah, it's my hair.Copy !req
261. Arnold, look out
for that cab!
Huh?Copy !req
262. Arnold, are we alive?Copy !req
263. We're fine.Copy !req
264. Phew! Good thing I saw...Copy !req
265. Uh, I mean, smelled
that cab coming.Copy !req
266. You smelled the cab?Copy !req
267. Yeah, you know how it is
when you lose
one of your senses.Copy !req
268. The others just kind of
kick into overdrive.Copy !req
269. (SNIFFS) Speaking of which,
you might want to tryCopy !req
270. a stronger deodorant,
football head.Copy !req
271. Thanks, I'll keep
that in mind.Copy !req
272. I don't know about you,Copy !req
273. but all this excitement
has really made me thirsty.Copy !req
274. Oh, there's a drinking
fountain over there.Copy !req
275. No dice.
I need something hearty.
There any place around hereCopy !req
276. I can get
a milkshake, Arnold?Copy !req
277. Well, there's Lawson's,
but it's on the other
side of the street.Copy !req
278. Well, then, giddyap.Copy !req
279. Okay, what'll it be?Copy !req
280. An extra-large
triple chocolate shake.Copy !req
281. Two cherries,
no funny stuff.Copy !req
282. That's an awful big order
for such a little girl.Copy !req
283. You sure your eyes
aren't bigger
than your stomach?Copy !req
284. Positive. On account
of my friend here
who has blinded me.Copy !req
285. Why don't you make it two?
Well, you're the boss.Copy !req
286. And don't skimp
on the whipped cream,
okay, Wyatt?Copy !req
287. Wyatt...Copy !req
288. Why, it's gotten
so very, very warmCopy !req
289. in here all of a sudden.Copy !req
290. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
I'm gonna go sit outside.Copy !req
291. Be a sport and pick up
the check, would you, Arnold?
Sure.Copy !req
292. Well, here we are.Copy !req
293. Your house.Copy !req
294. Thanks, Arnold.
I really appreciate
all that you've done for me.Copy !req
295. You know, except
the part where
you made me go blind.Copy !req
296. Whoa!Copy !req
297. Whoops!
Dropped my books.Copy !req
298. Let me get them for you.
Don't bother.Copy !req
299. It's not like they're
of any use to me
now that I'm blind.Copy !req
300. Hey, I know.
Why don't you take it?Copy !req
301. After all, I'm going to
need someone to do
my homework for meCopy !req
302. until I learn Braille.
Sure.Copy !req
303. Great.
Well, see you later.Copy !req
304. Oh, wait,
I won't,Copy !req
305. because I'm blind
because of you.Copy !req
306. Mom, I'm home!Copy !req
307. And I'm blind!Copy !req
308. Arnold, what a sap.Copy !req
309. What a sucker.Copy !req
310. What an April Fool.Copy !req
311. I mean,
talk about blind.Copy !req
312. The guy can't even
see the wool being
pulled over his own eyes.Copy !req
313. Oh, well, I guess I'll just
sit back and enjoy
a dish of sweet revenge.Copy !req
314. Oh, happy
Groundhog's Day,
Arnold.Copy !req
315. You're just in time
to open presents.Copy !req
316. (SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)
Maybe later, Grandma.Copy !req
317. Oh, how'd the prank
go, Arnold?Copy !req
318. Was it a big hit?
No, Grandpa.Copy !req
319. It was terrible.
Helga went blind.Copy !req
320. Oh, what's so
terrible about that?Copy !req
321. Sounds like
a total success.Copy !req
322. Heck, I nearly
wet my pantsCopy !req
323. when the same thing
happened to Jimmy Kafka.Copy !req
324. What? Grandpa,
why didn't you tell me?
(LAUGHS)Copy !req
325. That I wet my pants?
Well, that's no big news.Copy !req
326. No, that the prank
could cause blindness.Copy !req
327. Arnold, I did.Copy !req
328. I said, it hadCopy !req
329. a blinding flash.Copy !req
330. I can't believe
this is happening.Copy !req
331. Oh, don't worry,
short man.Copy !req
332. If Helga has Jimmy's luck,
she should have
her sight backCopy !req
333. eventually.Copy !req
334. Meanwhile, you should
do something nice
to make it up to her.Copy !req
335. Hey, I know!Copy !req
336. Why don't you take her
to this April Fool's dance?Copy !req
337. Grandpa, what good
will that do?Copy !req
338. It'll be fun!Copy !req
339. It'll take her mind
off the horrible situation.Copy !req
340. You know, the fact
that you blinded her.Copy !req
341. Well, I guess
it couldn't hurt.Copy !req
342. Unless she falls down
and breaks her hip.Copy !req
343. Hello?Copy !req
344. Helga, it's Arnold.Copy !req
345. Arnold!Copy !req
346. (CAT YOWLS)
Uh, I mean...Copy !req
347. How are things
in the sighted world,
football head?Copy !req
348. Fine. The reason
I called was,Copy !req
349. I was wondering if you
wanted to go to the
April Fool's dance with me.Copy !req
350. You mean, like a blind date
or something?Copy !req
351. Uh, I guess
you could call it that.Copy !req
352. All right, Arnold,
if it'll ease your
guilty conscience.Copy !req
353. But it better be
first-class all the way.
Nothing on the cheap.Copy !req
354. It won't be.
I promise.Copy !req
355. Good. I'm glad
we're seeing eye-to-eye.Copy !req
356. You know,
figuratively speaking.Copy !req
357. Since I'm blind.
Right.Copy !req
358. I'll pick you up
at 7:00. Bye.Copy !req
359. Hah! Forget about
Eugene being crowned
King of Fools,Copy !req
360. at this rate,
Arnold's the shoo-in
for victory.Copy !req
361. And when I'm done
with him,Copy !req
362. he's gonna wish he'd
never tried to beat meCopy !req
363. at my own game.Copy !req
364. Toyland!
Everybody out.Copy !req
365. Next stop,
North Pole.Copy !req
366. Watch your back,
watch your back,Copy !req
367. blind girl
coming through.Copy !req
368. Look at Helga!Copy !req
369. Boy, howdy.
Look at her!Copy !req
370. Yeah, she looks
even blinder than before.Copy !req
371. I realize she's blind
and everything,Copy !req
372. but her outfit?
I mean, there's
really no excuse.Copy !req
373. Attention, everyone!Copy !req
374. Welcome to the most
special dance
of the year,Copy !req
375. our first ever
April Fool's dance!Copy !req
376. And remember,
later tonight,Copy !req
377. we'll be crowing
the King of Fools.Copy !req
378. So don't forget
to cast your vote.Copy !req
379. I really hope
I can count
on your votes.Copy !req
380. I think I'm a natural-born
King of Fools. Don't you?Copy !req
381. Truthfully,
I couldn't care less.Copy !req
382. April Fool's?Copy !req
383. No, Eugene.
No April Fool's.Copy !req
384. Oh.Copy !req
385. Hey, Helga.
I brought you
some punch.Copy !req
386. About time.
Now hand it over.Copy !req
387. Ah!
Nice going.Copy !req
388. You spilled punch
on my hands.Copy !req
389. Oh, well, I guess
I'll just wipe 'em off
with this towel.Copy !req
390. Ow! That's my hair, Helga.Copy !req
391. Okay, people,
time to come
on the floorCopy !req
392. and dance to a special
April Fool's Day songCopy !req
393. played backwards!Copy !req
394. Are the sighted people
out there dancing
and having fun?Copy !req
395. Yes.Copy !req
396. That... That must be nice.Copy !req
397. Helga, would you
like to dance?Copy !req
398. Sure, what the heck.Copy !req
399. Oof!Copy !req
400. Mmm-mmm-mmm.Copy !req
401. Arnold dragging
a blind HelgaCopy !req
402. around the YMAA
gym floor,Copy !req
403. to backwards
disco music.Copy !req
404. Now I've seen everything.Copy !req
405. It is a rather
extraordinary situation.Copy !req
406. Easy there, fella.Copy !req
407. No snapping.
At least not yet.Copy !req
408. Oh, man,
I really hate this.Copy !req
409. Oh, man,
do I love this or what?Copy !req
410. I'm actually dancing
cheek-to-cheek with Arnold.Copy !req
411. He's holding me tight,
his hair smells yummy.Copy !req
412. Oh, who am I kidding?
I love this guy!Copy !req
413. Maybe I should
stop torturing him.Copy !req
414. Nah, this is
way too much fun.Copy !req
415. Ah!Copy !req
416. Whoa!Copy !req
417. I'm not okay.Copy !req
418. Oh, my, Eugene!
Should I call a doctor?Copy !req
419. April Fool's,
I'm okay.Copy !req
420. Well, I'm not okay.Copy !req
421. Where's the dumb
football head that
blinded me for life?Copy !req
422. I'm right here, Helga.Copy !req
423. Take me to the can.
Geez, I'm about
to explode.Copy !req
424. Now there's a lovely image.Copy !req
425. Oh, here we are,
Helga.Copy !req
426. The girls' room.Copy !req
427. Can you take it
from here?Copy !req
428. Fine, I'll grope my way
into the stall.Copy !req
429. Thanks for nothing.Copy !req
430. Phew! At long last.Copy !req
431. Phoebe! Jeez,
don't scare me like that.Copy !req
432. Helga, you can see me?Copy !req
433. Is your eyesight
returning?Copy !req
434. Phoebe, I'm not blind.Copy !req
435. I can see everything.Copy !req
436. Oh, my!Copy !req
437. And I especially
can see ArnoldCopy !req
438. falling for the greatest
April Fool's joke in history!Copy !req
439. I totally have him
fooled, the fool.Copy !req
440. He's the one
who's blind.Copy !req
441. Gosh, Helga,
I'm amazed.Copy !req
442. I mean, I'm actually...
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
443. Impressed.Copy !req
444. It's a brilliant
April Fool's prank.Copy !req
445. (LAUGHS)
Pretty good, huh?Copy !req
446. I'm chumping everybody!Copy !req
447. It's easy as pie.Copy !req
448. And you know why?
Because the people
we hang out withCopy !req
449. are lamebrains
and saps!Copy !req
450. And the biggest
lamebrain is Arnold!Copy !req
451. Ha! I can't wait to see
the look on his idiotic faceCopy !req
452. when I break the news to him.Copy !req
453. There's just
one more dance to go,Copy !req
454. and then it's time
to announce
the King of Fools.Copy !req
455. But until then,
mum's the word.
Got it?Copy !req
456. Mummy!Copy !req
457. Uh-oh, I heard a flush
but no "ow."Copy !req
458. Looks like the joke's
on us, Sid,Copy !req
459. on account that
Snappy's been flushed
down the toilet.Copy !req
460. Oh, this really bites.Copy !req
461. Guess what, man?
Helga's faking it.Copy !req
462. She's totally
pretending she's blind.Copy !req
463. Pretending? Helga?Copy !req
464. I just heard her
tell Phoebe
the whole thing.Copy !req
465. She said you're
a lamebrain and a sap.Copy !req
466. And a chump.Copy !req
467. So she thinks
I'm a lamebrain
and a sap, huh?Copy !req
468. And a chump.Copy !req
469. Maybe it's time
you give Helga G. PatakiCopy !req
470. a taste of her
own medicine.Copy !req
471. Gerald, I think
you're thinking
what I'm thinking.Copy !req
472. That's even better
than what I was thinking.Copy !req
473. All right, people,Copy !req
474. it's time to tango.Copy !req
475. There you are, Helga.Copy !req
476. Just in time
for the tango.Copy !req
477. Bring it on,
football head.
Let's cut her up.Copy !req
478. Must be strange,
not being able
to see anything.Copy !req
479. Anything at all.Copy !req
480. It is, it's very...Copy !req
481. Arnold, you're being
kind of rough.Copy !req
482. Don't worry my poor,
blind friend.Copy !req
483. You're in good hands.Copy !req
484. Um, fellas, is it just me
or is the floor moving?Copy !req
485. Helga, there's something
I've been meaning
to tell you.Copy !req
486. There is? Funny.Copy !req
487. There's something
I have been meaning
to tell you, too.Copy !req
488. Ow!Copy !req
489. Yeah, I'd just
been waiting.Copy !req
490. Waiting for
the right moment.Copy !req
491. So have I.Copy !req
492. People, attention!Copy !req
493. We've counted
all the votes.Copy !req
494. And our first ever
King of Fools is...Copy !req
495. You, Arnold!Copy !req
496. Actually, it's you,
Helga!Copy !req
497. April Fool's!
(ALL GASP)Copy !req
498. Actually, Eugene
is the King of Fools.Copy !req
499. Me? Oh my gosh!Copy !req
500. It's an honor
just to be nominated.Copy !req
501. You're all winners, guys!Copy !req
502. Whoa!Copy !req
503. Where did
Eugene and Helga go?Copy !req
504. Joke's on you
this time, Helga.Copy !req
505. I know you're not blind.Copy !req
506. All right, fine, you win.Copy !req
507. The least you can do
is help me out of here.Copy !req
508. Whoa!Copy !req
509. Ha! Got you again,
football head.Copy !req
510. What the heck.
April Fool's, Simmons.Copy !req
511. Ah!Copy !req
512. Whoa!Copy !req
513. Ow! Ouch!Copy !req
514. Snappy?Copy !req
515. Snappy,
you're alive!Copy !req
516. He made it through
the toilet after all!Copy !req
517. Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
518. If Snappy got flushed
down the toiletCopy !req
519. and ended up here,Copy !req
520. what the heck
are we swimming in?Copy !req
521. (SHRIEKS)
Let's get out of here!Copy !req
522. Gosh, this is the best
April Fool's Day ever!Copy !req