1. Here we go.
Arnold.
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2. Hey, Arnold!
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3. Hey, Arnold!
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4. Arnold.
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5. Arnold.
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6. (SIREN WAILING)
Arnold.
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7. Arnold.
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8. Move it, football head!
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9. Hey, Arnold!
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10. And all of my friends
will be there.
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11. And after I open my presents
we'll all eat a huge
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12. Sounds like fun, Eugene.
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13. Of course, it won't be
a perfect party.
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14. It won't?
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15. See, I've always wanted
a surprise party.
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16. I sure love
surprises, Arno...
Whoa!
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17. I'm okay.
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18. Anyway, it's going to be
on Saturday, Arnold,
can you make it?
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19. Are you kidding?
I wouldn't miss your
birthday, Eugene.
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20. Great, Arnold, I'm inviting
the whole class and I...
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21. Eugene, pick them up.
Sorry about the oranges,
Mr. Felt.
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22. Put them on my bill,
okay?
Go on, go.
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23. There's only one last
detail to take
care of, Arnold.
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24. I've got to mail
the invitations and I've
got them right...
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25. Whoa!
Eugene.
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26. (SPLASHES)
I'm okay.
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27. Take these, would you,
Arnold?
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28. Thanks. Good thing
I didn't drop them.
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29. You know, why don't
I keep these invitations,
Eugene?
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30. Yeah, I could mail 'em
for you.
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31. Gee, what for, Arnold?
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32. Well, Eugene, it just might
be better if... I did it.
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33. There's a mailbox
right by my house.
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34. Okay, then.
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35. I guess I'll see you
Saturday.
Bye, Eugene.
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36. Bye, Arnold.
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37. What a guy.
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38. (THUDS)
Ow!
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39. Thanks for the cold cuts,
Marty, see you tomorrow.
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40. Oof!
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41. Sorry, Harvey.
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42. Whoa, Arnold,
where's the fire, bud?
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43. I, uh, was just
in a hurry to mail something.
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44. Yeah, right.
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45. Listen, next time,
get me to do it,
I'm the mailman.
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46. It's safer that way.
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47. Right, see ya, Harvey.
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48. Okay, bud,
catch ya later.
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49. Hey Arnold, hey, Arnold.
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50. Hey, Gerald,
ready to go to Eugene's?
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51. Eugene's?
Yeah, Eugene's.
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52. You know, his birthday party?
What birthday party?
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53. You didn't get
your invitation?
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54. But you'll still come,
right?
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55. Well, I can't, I gotta go
to a bris.
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56. I'm sure everybody else
is going, relax, man.
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57. Hello.
Sid, it's Arnold.
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58. Did you get an invitation
to Eugene's party?
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59. Your cooking class?
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60. Okay, bye.
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61. (TELEPHONE RINGING)
Hello.
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62. Helga?
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63. Phoebe?
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64. Man, what could've happened
to the invitations?
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65. What the... Eugene's
having a birthday?
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66. What am I gonna wear?
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67. (HORN BLOWING)
Arnold.
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68. You're the first
to arrive.
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69. Uh, some people
aren't going to make
it today, Eugene.
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70. Really, who?
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71. Everybody.
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72. See, I called everyone
about the party this morning
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73. and no one got
an invitation.
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74. I think it's kind
of my fault.
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75. Oh, that's nonsense,
Arnold.
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76. Somebody's bound to show up,
meanwhile let's just enjoy
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77. We could play
Musical Chairs.
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78. You better eat
this ice cream up,
before it melts, Arnold.
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79. Eugene, I'm really,
really sorry.
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80. Don't be sorry, Arnold,
it was a great birthday party.
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81. We had cake, ice cream
and look at all
these presents.
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82. You gave me one,
my mom and dad
gave me one.
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83. That makes
two presents.
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84. I must be
the luckiest kid
in the world.
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85. But why?
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86. Why do you want
to throw him
another birthday party?
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87. You have got to stop
trying to fix Eugene.
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88. He's the unluckiest
kid in the world.
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89. Yeah, why bother, Arnold?
He'd probably just jinx up
that party too.
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90. Like the roof would
cave in and crush
everybody.
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91. Or the cake would
probably explode
or something.
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92. Eugene is an all-fire
jinx after all.
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93. He's a jinx.
Yeah, yeah.
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94. Look, you guys.
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95. It's just something
I have to do, okay?
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96. He's my friend
and I can't let him down.
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97. Now help me think of
a really good place
for a party.
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98. The arcade?
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99. The roller rink?
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100. How about
the aquarium?
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101. Eugene loves
the aquarium.
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102. That's perfect.
Okay, Sid,
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103. Stinky, you guys tell
everyone to meet me
and Gerald there
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104. at 4:00, okay?
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105. Four o'clock.
Got it.
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106. It sure was
a good idea throwing
a surprise party
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107. for Eugene
at the roller rink.
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108. I know, I'm glad
I thought of it.
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109. Yeah, just one little
detail, brainiacs.
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110. Where's football head
and birthday boy?
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111. I told you,
he said the arcade.
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112. Hi, Angel,
remember me?
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113. Your old pal, Eugene.
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114. Yoo-hoo.
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115. See, Arnold?
He waved at me.
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116. Uh, Eugene,
I think I blew it again.
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117. What are you
talking about, Arnold?
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118. Well, this was supposed
to be a surprise party.
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119. Only no one showed up
except for me and Gerald
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120. and it's been hours.
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121. You were gonna throw me
a surprise party?
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122. Oh, that's so nice
of you, Arnold.
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123. Eugene, don't you
understand?
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124. No one showed up.
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125. This party is
a total bust.
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126. Don't be silly, Arnold,
this is even better than
my other birthday party.
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127. This time I even got
to look at the fish while
we waited for someone
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128. to show up.
I must be the luckiest kid
in the world.
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129. So, kid, it's
your birthday?
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130. Yeah.
Let's go, we're closing
in five minutes, beat it.
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131. Eugene, I am so sorry.
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132. For what, Arnold?
For everything.
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133. Every bad thing
I've somehow done
to you.
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134. You know, the goldfish
I killed, the bike I wrecked,
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135. the paint, the glue,
the crab, the car door.
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136. Both birthday parties.
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137. I never stopped
and counted.
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138. That is a lot
of things, Arnold.
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139. So, I'll throw a third
foolproof birthday
party for you.
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140. The best party ever,
in my backyard tomorrow.
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141. I'll invite everybody
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142. and I'll personally
deliver the invitations
to every single kid,
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143. so nothing goes
wrong, okay?
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144. You know, come to
think of it, all those
bad things
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145. that happened to me,
did happen when I was
around you.
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146. When my bike
fell apart.
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147. When you killed
my goldfish.
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148. When we both got stuck
on that roller coaster.
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149. You know, Arnold,
I hate to say this,
but...
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150. I'm coming to the conclusion
that perhaps, you're some kind
of a jinx.
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151. What?
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152. And the more I think
about it, the more I think
you throwing me
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153. another party
would be a big mistake.
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154. You think I'm a jinx?
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155. You shouldn't do it,
Arnold,
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156. I mean, what with you
being a jinx and all.
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157. Look, Eugene,
I'm not a jinx.
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158. And I'm throwing you
a birthday party whether
you like it or not.
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159. In fact, it's going to be
a surprise party.
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160. Gee, how can it
be a surprise...
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161. Look! You're going
to show up and you're
going to be surprised.
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162. Got it? Tomorrow,
in my backyard.
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163. It's going to be perfect.
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164. And nothing is going
to go wrong.
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165. Uh-huh, sure, Arnold,
sounds like a good plan.
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166. Well, I've gotta go,
be careful on the way home.
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167. I am not a jinx.
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168. You better be there,
tomorrow, my backyard.
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169. Oh, man.
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170. This is unbelievable.
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171. He thinks you're
the jinx? (LAUGHING)
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172. It's not funny, Gerald.
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173. No, of course not.
It's not funny at all.
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174. I mean it, Gerald.
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175. I am not a jinx
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176. and tomorrow
is going to
be perfect.
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177. Whatever you say,
Arnold.
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178. (LAUGHING)
Whatever you say.
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179. I reckon it was right
decent of you
to throw Eugene
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180. a third surprise
birthday party, Arnold.
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181. Yeah, except
for one little thing.
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182. Where's Eugene?
Oh, he's coming.
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183. This party is going
to be perfect.
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184. I made this whole backyard
jinx-proof.
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185. Is that why you taped
bubble wrap on all
the tables and chairs?
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186. Yeah, no sharp objects,
no way to trip or fall
or slip or anything.
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187. Nothing can go wrong,
everything is gonna
be perfect.
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188. Yeah, perfect,
football head.
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189. Grrr.
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190. (SIGHS) Poor Arnold,
it's raining on his party.
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191. It must be hard
to be such a jinx.
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192. A surprise party, yeah,
chocolate cake, yeah,
big chocolate cake.
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193. Chocolate,
are you going?
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194. I don't know, I'm supposed
to, the party's for me.
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195. But I just know
something's bad
gonna happen.
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196. I think maybe
I should just go home.
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197. What do you think?
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198. I think it's a chocolate cake,
yeah, big chocolate cake,
yeah, chocolate.
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199. Hey, could I have
one of those?
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200. No, I, uh,
I need these.
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201. Maybe we should call
the whole thing off on account
of the rain, Arnold.
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202. No, we are not
calling it off.
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203. Eugene is coming
and I am giving him
a surprise party.
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204. (SCOFFS) Oh, yeah?
Well I am giving him
until the count of three
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205. to show up before
I start into that cake.
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206. You're too late.
Sid, give me that.
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207. Nobody eats cake
until Eugene gets here.
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208. And Eugene is coming.
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209. That's it, I'm definitely
not going,
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210. I know something bad's
gonna happen.
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211. But on the other hand,
Arnold did go to an
awful lot of trouble.
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212. Inviting everyone,
making decorations.
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213. Chocolate cake.
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214. You know, even if he is
a jinx, he's my friend
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215. and I can't let him down,
I've gotta go to that party.
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216. Come on, Chocolate Boy.
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217. Yeah, yeah, cake,
chocolate cake.
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218. That's it, I'm not
hanging around
another minute.
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219. See you in
the funny papers, Arnoldo.
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220. No, nobody is leaving,
until Eugene gets here.
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221. Hello, everyone.
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222. Eugene, you're here...
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223. Oh, I mean, surprise!
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224. Everything looks
perfect.
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225. The sun is shining,
all my friends are here,
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226. there is a beautiful
birthday cake.
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227. And to top it off,
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228. we all chipped in
and purchased you this
brand-new scooter.
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229. (GASPS) A scooter.
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230. (EXCLAIMS) You shouldn't have.
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231. You guys
are the greatest.
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232. See, Eugene? I told you
this was going to be
a perfect party.
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233. Nothing bad happened.
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234. Hey, cake, chocolate cake.
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235. I don't know about
the rest of you clods,
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236. but I'm gonna spend
what's left of my weekend
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237. from these two losers
as possible.
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238. (HAIR DRYER BLOWING)
Eugene, I am so...
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239. No, Arnold, don't say
you're sorry.
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240. But that makes
three parties
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241. now that goofed up.
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242. "Goofed up"?
Arnold, this party
had everything I wanted.
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243. A cake, all my friends,
and there was even
a surprise.
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244. I never expected all
that water to pour on me.
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245. I nearly drowned!
(LAUGHS) What a gag.
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246. You threw me a great
birthday party especially
considering that well,
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247. you're a jinx.
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248. (SIGHS) Sure, Eugene,
I'm the jinx.
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249. Whatever you say.
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250. Well, I had a wonderful time.
I'm gonna try out
my new scooter right now.
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251. Whee!
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252. Great party, Arnold.
I am not a jinx.
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253. Yeah, buddy,
sure thing.
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254. Gerald, you're bugging me,
stop it.
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255. Look, I'm king
of the world.
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256. I'm okay.
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257. I'm telling you, Arnold,
I'm not good at nothin'.
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258. I always fail.
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259. Don't you think
you're overreacting, Stinky?
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260. I mean, it's just one bad
grade on one book report.
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261. No sir, no how,
I ain't the overreacting type.
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262. It's a plain-as-day fact.
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263. I've got no natural abilities
towards doing anything
that stands out from
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264. the crowd.
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265. Come on, everybody's
good at something.
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266. Remember the time...
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267. Don't try your cheering-up
speech on me, Arnold.
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268. I just know that
I ain't good at nothing.
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269. Howdy, Pa.
Hey, Uncle Stinky.
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270. Your uncle's named
Stinky too?
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271. Yup, my family
is full of Stinkies.
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272. Every which way you turn,
there's a Stinky coming
at you.
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273. Look, son, we done finish
stuffing the goat.
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274. Pa and Uncle Stinky
are an expert at what
they do,
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275. it's called "taxidermy."
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276. I tried my hand at
stuffing the squirrel once.
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277. But I weren't no good
at that neither.
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278. Squirrels got to be
dead first, boy,
I told you.
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279. Your Aunt Stinky mixed up
a fresh batch of lemon
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280. Why don't you offer
your friend a cup?
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281. There ain't no actual fish
in it, Arnold, it's simple
old lemonade.
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282. But you gotta fish
the bits of lemon
out of it.
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283. That's why we call it
"lemon fish juice."
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284. It's actually
pretty good.
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285. Hey, is that you?
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286. No, that's my pa
as a young 'un.
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287. He's with his
family pet.
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288. Lurkey the turkey.
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289. And this here's the whole
family at Thanksgiving dinner
that year.
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290. They had Lurkey
with all the trimmings.
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291. They "had" Lurkey?
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292. That's's right, Arnold.
Lurkey the turkey.
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293. That's my pa,
he's on their big, old farm
in Arkansas.
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294. Times were good then.
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295. My grandpa and grandma
were mighty good farmers.
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296. They had 40 acres with
all kind of animals
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297. and a real money-making
produce business.
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298. Snap peas, rhubarbs,
tomatoes
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299. and lettuce as big
as your head.
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300. Then times got bad,
the farm commenced
to fail.
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301. So they decided to move
the family to this here
Northern city
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302. and that's the story
of how come we live here.
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303. So your family
gave up farming?
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304. Yep, I reckon it'd be
pretty near impossible
to farm here
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305. surrounded by all
this concrete,
and cinder block and city.
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306. Hey, Arnold,
hey, Stinky,
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307. what do you think of
my new wrecking ball, eh?
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308. Check out the action
on this baby.
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309. You didn't see nothing.
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310. Well, class,
it's officially spring
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311. and you know what that means?
Love is in the air.
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312. Uh, no, Harold.
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313. It means that it's time
to plant something
for the City Farming Fair.
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314. There are three prizes
for the three largest locally
grown vegetables.
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315. I encourage all of you
to plant something
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316. and enter the competition.
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317. Maybe you should enter,
Stinky.
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318. (SIGHS) I sure would
love to, Arnold.
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319. But you got the wrong
customer.
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320. I'm a city boy,
born and bred.
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321. Plus remember, I ain't
no good at nothing.
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322. It ain't worth it.
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323. Nothing will ever grow
in this forsaken place.
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324. Only thing that'll grow
is us growing older
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325. till we wither away.
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326. If you plant them,
they will grow.
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327. Come again?
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328. If you plant them,
they will grow.
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329. What's "them"?
And who's "they"?
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330. Ugh, fetch a pencil
and a piece of paper.
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331. I'll go slow.
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332. If you plant seeds,
they'll grow into
vegetables.
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333. Vegetables?
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334. Is there an echo
in here? Yes, vegetables.
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335. Vegetables, vegetables.
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336. Plant them,
they will grow.
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337. How do you know?
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338. (SIGHS) Because I am
a mystical disembodied voice.
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339. Trust me.
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340. Plant them and they
will grow.
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341. Okie-dokie.
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342. Hey, Stinky.
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343. Wanna go play some ball?
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344. I'm possessed at the moment,
I had a vision that came to me
in a dream.
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345. A vision?
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346. Yep, I'm gonna get
my hands dirty.
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347. (GRUNTS) Just like
my forefathers before me.
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348. I'm gonna plant me
a garden and see
what comes up.
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349. (GRUNTS) 'Course I don't know
what the...
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350. The heck I'm doing
farming-wise.
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351. Well, good luck.
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352. Stinky.
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353. Yeah, Pa?
I've been watching you
out here all day, son,
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354. and I just wanna say.
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355. That you're proud of me, Pa?
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356. No, that I think you're
a dang fool for trying
to grow something
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357. in this here forsaken
old patch of dirt.
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358. Aw.
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359. "Rid the area of planting
of all weeds and foreign-like
matter."
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360. I done that.
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361. "Break up the clogs
of dirt and old soil."
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362. Hot dog, I did that too.
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363. "Add mulch and manure
to the dirt."
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364. Whoops, I ain't done that.
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365. (SNIFFS) Pee-yew.
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366. Uh, Stinky.
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367. I know I said
you was a dang fool
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368. trying to grow something
in this here forsaken
old patch of dirt.
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369. And I'm still against it.
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370. Since you're so dang set
on doing it,
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371. well, here.
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372. What are they, Pa?
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373. They're the family
pumpkin seeds, son.
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374. Passed down to me
from my pa.
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375. From the farm
back in Arkansas.
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376. I doubt if they got
any life in them,
but I guess,
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377. you could give them
a try
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378. plant them
and water them good.
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379. It's called cultivating, son.
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380. "Cultivating."
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381. That's a two-dollar word.
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382. Pa, you're smart.
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383. One day, I hope to be
as smart as you.
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384. Reach for the stars, son.
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385. Wake up, son.
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386. Come on out and see
what all your hard work
has done.
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387. (GASPS) You mean...
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388. My pumpkin,
how big is it?
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389. Aw, but it's just
a tiny little leaf.
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390. But it's your
tiny, little leaf, son.
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391. You defied the odds
and proved me wrong.
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392. You made something grow
in this old yard.
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393. This here's magical time,
the commencement of
the life of your vegetable.
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394. Grandpa's magic hoe.
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395. He worked wonders
with it.
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396. Now, you can have it, son.
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397. Pa.
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398. Why didn't you give it
to me when I was plowing
the whole backyard
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400. I needed it to prop up
the kitchen table.
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401. Oh.
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402. Strange weather
we're having.
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403. Rain and drought
and snow.
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404. And all in the
same dang week.
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405. Now, that's what I call
a pumpkin, son.
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406. Now all's I gotta do
is figure out
how to move it
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407. to tomorrow's farming fair
competition.
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408. Yep, good luck, son.
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409. Well, we tried
just about everything.
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410. I guess we're not gonna
get my pumpkin
to that fair.
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411. I'm sorry, Stinky.
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412. I reckon it's like
everything else I try
to do, Arnold.
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413. Nothing ever
works out.
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414. Wait a minute,
Stinky, what time is it?
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415. Sundial says
20 minutes to 5:00.
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416. I've got an idea,
don't move.
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417. I'll be right back.
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418. Ladies and gentlemen.
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419. Having seen all the entries
in the Largest Vegetable
category,
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420. I'm prepared to hand out
the ribbons.
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421. First prize goes to...
Wait!
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422. There's one more entry.
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423. I'm sorry, young man,
but the deadline is past
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424. and you're too late.
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425. Oh, I got
your largest vegetable, baby.
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426. Right here.
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427. My word, that is
the largest vegetable
I've ever seen.
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428. First prize goes to...
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429. Stinky Petersen, ma'am.
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430. Thank you,
your mayorship.
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431. I couldn't have done it
without my pa,
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432. my crazy, prophetic dreams
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433. and of course,
the encouragement of
my friend Arnold.
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434. Thanks, again
for believing in me, Arnold.
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435. I've finally found something
I've got natural abilities
toward.
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436. Something I'm good at.
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437. Hot dang, I won again.
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438. Aw, you've won
every hand.
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439. That's on account of
I've become a winner,
Harold.
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440. Name of the game
is Seven Cards Stud,
gentlemen.
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441. I wanted
to play Old Maid.
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442. My pumpkin,
my rules.
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443. Stinky, I don't think
we should play cards
in here anymore.
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444. It's starting to rot.
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445. Oh, and it stinks.
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446. I don't care,
it's my lucky card-playing
pumpkin clubhouse.
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447. Now, ante up.
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