1. MAN: Here we go.
HELGA: Arnold.Copy !req
2. (YOWLING)
(BARKING)Copy !req
3. Hey, Arnold!Copy !req
4. (OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)Copy !req
5. (CRASHING)Copy !req
6. (SCREAMS)Copy !req
7. Hey, Arnold!Copy !req
8. Arnold.Copy !req
9. Arnold.Copy !req
10. (SIREN WAILING)
Arnold.Copy !req
11. Arnold.Copy !req
12. Move it, football head!Copy !req
13. ALL: Hey, Arnold!Copy !req
14. (DOG BARKING)Copy !req
15. Hey, Grandpa.
Could you help me
with this math problem?Copy !req
16. Yeah, what's the problem?
I know all kinds of math.Copy !req
17. Addition, subtraction,
multiplication...Copy !req
18. Five times five is 25.Copy !req
19. Five times six is 30.
Am I helping?Copy !req
20. Not really.
I'm doing long division.Copy !req
21. (STAMMERING) Long...
Long division?Copy !req
22. Can you help?
Okay.Copy !req
23. Three and two is...Copy !req
24. Twenty-two times 14,
that would be...Copy !req
25. That, and...Copy !req
26. The answer is seven.Copy !req
27. The answer
can't be seven, 'cause...Copy !req
28. (LAUGHING)
Of course, you're right.Copy !req
29. The answer is 17.Copy !req
30. Uh, no.Copy !req
31. Eighteen? Thirty-nine?
Fifty-two?Copy !req
32. Hut, hut, hike?Copy !req
33. Didn't you learn long
division when you were
in the fourth grade?Copy !req
34. Oops! Time to
take my medication.Copy !req
35. I'll have to
get back to you, Arnold.Copy !req
36. Grandpa, wait!
Come back.Copy !req
37. I can't hear you!
Where's the siren?Copy !req
38. (MIMICKING SIREN BLARING)Copy !req
39. Let's see.
Take two tablets every six...Copy !req
40. Grandpa, it's
just me, Arnold.Copy !req
41. You can tell me.
What's wrong?Copy !req
42. Well, nothing. I don't...Copy !req
43. Oh, all right, Arnold.
I'll tell you the truth.Copy !req
44. I always knew
this day would comeCopy !req
45. when you would
bring me homework
I couldn't figure out.Copy !req
46. And long division
with decimalsCopy !req
47. is as exactly
as far as I gotCopy !req
48. when I was a kid before...Copy !req
49. Before what?Copy !req
50. Before I quit, Arnold.Copy !req
51. I never finished
the fourth grade.Copy !req
52. You never finished
the fourth grade?Copy !req
53. All right, Arnold.Copy !req
54. Sit down on the bidet
and let me tell you a story.Copy !req
55. You see, back in the 1920s,
things were pretty good.Copy !req
56. Oh, Arnold, I used to
dream of getting
my grade-school diplomaCopy !req
57. and growing up
to be President.Copy !req
58. But then the Great
Depression cameCopy !req
59. and everybody
lost their jobs.Copy !req
60. It was tough.Copy !req
61. At Christmas,
we couldn't afford toys.Copy !req
62. We had to
make our own toys.Copy !req
63. Out of dirt.Copy !req
64. I wanted to
stay in school,
but I had to quitCopy !req
65. and get a job
to support my family.Copy !req
66. I tell you, I used
to dream of making it
to my graduation, Arnold.Copy !req
67. Walking up there,
taking the diploma
from the principal,Copy !req
68. flipping the little tassel
on my mortarboard.Copy !req
69. I always said
I'd go back to school
but...Copy !req
70. Well, one job led to another,
and I just never did.Copy !req
71. A grade-school diploma.Copy !req
72. The one thing
I've always wanted
but never got.Copy !req
73. Couldn't you go
back to school?Copy !req
74. (LAUGHS) I can't
do that, Arnold.Copy !req
75. I'm too old. I've lost
too many brain cellsCopy !req
76. to make it
through grade school.Copy !req
77. You're not
too old, Grandpa.Copy !req
78. And you've still got
plenty of brain cells.Copy !req
79. No. Not since Woodstock.Copy !req
80. You can do it, Grandpa.Copy !req
81. You can go back to school
and get your diploma.Copy !req
82. It's your dream,
you have to do it.Copy !req
83. By gum,
you're right, Arnold.Copy !req
84. All right, then.
That settles it.Copy !req
85. Come Monday,
I'm gonna follow my dreamCopy !req
86. and get
a grade-school diploma.Copy !req
87. And then one day,
I'll be President.Copy !req
88. Let's just focus
on your diploma first.Copy !req
89. Okay.Copy !req
90. PRINCIPAL WARTZ: Well, Philip,
welcome to P.S. 118.Copy !req
91. I run a tight ship.
I trust I won't need
to see you againCopy !req
92. in this office
for disciplinary reasons.Copy !req
93. Oh, no, sir.
I'm a good boy.Copy !req
94. Good. Let's find you
a classroom, shall we?Copy !req
95. All right, sonny.Copy !req
96. I mean, Principal Wartz.Copy !req
97. GERALD: Does that mean
he's going to be in our class?Copy !req
98. Nah, they wouldn't
put Grandpa in our class.Copy !req
99. That'd be
a little too weird.Copy !req
100. Students, let's all welcome
your new classmate, Philip.Copy !req
101. BOY: Hey, look.
It's Arnold's grandpa.Copy !req
102. Short man, we're
gonna be classmates.Copy !req
103. (ALL LAUGHING)Copy !req
104. All right, class.
Let's put on
our listening ears again.Copy !req
105. Phil, get out your pencilCopy !req
106. and open your math book
to page 98.Copy !req
107. We were talking
about decimals
in long division.Copy !req
108. (GASPS)Copy !req
109. (STAMMERS) Did you say
"long division"?Copy !req
110. Don't worry, Grandpa.
It'll be fine.Copy !req
111. Yes!Copy !req
112. In your face,
long division with decimals!Copy !req
113. (ALL LAUGHING)Copy !req
114. That was one rippin'
good yarn, Phil.Copy !req
115. Well, I'll catch you cats
on the flip side.Copy !req
116. See you, Phil.Copy !req
117. Willikers, Arnold.Copy !req
118. Your grandpa
sure is hep.Copy !req
119. He's good at ciphering.Copy !req
120. And he's
got his own car.Copy !req
121. GRANDPA: And then, listen.
Pookie, listen.Copy !req
122. And then I got a 97
on my multiple choice
and a gold star.Copy !req
123. Why, that's
wonderful, Phil.Copy !req
124. Yep!Copy !req
125. Won't be long
till I get that
grade-school diploma.Copy !req
126. And if you don't
wanna wear that fork,Copy !req
127. you better keep your paws
off my dessert, Kokoshka.Copy !req
128. Hey, look. It's Phil.Copy !req
129. So, Arnold,
my main man.
What up?Copy !req
130. MR. SIMMONS: Class, I have
a very important announcement.Copy !req
131. I showed the results
of Phil's work yesterday
to Principal WartzCopy !req
132. and he has decided
that our new classmateCopy !req
133. should be immediately
promoted to the fifth grade.Copy !req
134. (ALL CHEERING)Copy !req
135. Hear that? You're
on your way, Grandpa.Copy !req
136. Thanks, short man.
I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
137. I'm gonna miss
all of you.Copy !req
138. Sid, with
your backwards hatCopy !req
139. and your teeny little
white patent leather
Beatle boots.Copy !req
140. And you, Stinky.Copy !req
141. Grandpa, you'll be
right next door.Copy !req
142. Oh, well, then,
in that case, I'll just
see you at recess.Copy !req
143. See you, suckers.Copy !req
144. Hey, there, fifth-graders,
what's that you're playing?Copy !req
145. Kickball. What's it
to you, old man?Copy !req
146. Well, I just thought
since we're classmates now,
I'd join you.Copy !req
147. Aren't you a little old
for kickball?Copy !req
148. You might fall down
and break your hip.Copy !req
149. (LAUGHING)Copy !req
150. A lot you know. My hip
is made of space-age plastic.Copy !req
151. Watch this,
and learn something.Copy !req
152. (CRASHES)Copy !req
153. (ALARM BLARING)Copy !req
154. Oh! You didn't
see nothing.Copy !req
155. Run!Copy !req
156. Awesome kick, old guy.
What's your name?Copy !req
157. Phil.Copy !req
158. Come on, Phil.
Sit with us
at lunch. Okay?Copy !req
159. After he looked
over my test results,Copy !req
160. Mr. Packenham decided
to promote me
to the sixth grade.Copy !req
161. Wow, Grandpa.
I can't believe
how fast this is going.Copy !req
162. You've almost got
your grade-school diploma.Copy !req
163. Yup. Fifth grade
was a snap.Copy !req
164. I mean, how different
can sixth grade be?Copy !req
165. What are you
looking at?Copy !req
166. (GULPS)Copy !req
167. (GROANS) I can't
figure this out.Copy !req
168. What are you
looking at?Copy !req
169. (DOORBELL RINGS)Copy !req
170. Hey, Connie, Maria.Copy !req
171. What's shaking,
ladies?Copy !req
172. Grandpa,
where are you going?Copy !req
173. We're gonna sneak
into a PG-13 movie.Copy !req
174. But you're 81.Copy !req
175. You can get into
a PG-13 movie any time.Copy !req
176. Besides, it's a school night.
Don't you have homework to do?Copy !req
177. Hey, quit bumming
my trip, man.Copy !req
178. (SPLASHES)Copy !req
179. (LAUGHING)Copy !req
180. (GRUNTING)Copy !req
181. Cherry tops, Jesus.
(SIREN BLARING)Copy !req
182. It's the man!Copy !req
183. Tardiness, disobeyance
of lunch-room procedure,Copy !req
184. spray painting "Steely Phil"
on the playground dumpster,Copy !req
185. and rank insouciance.Copy !req
186. What do you have
to say for yourself?Copy !req
187. (GROANING)Copy !req
188. If you're done
reciting my credits,Copy !req
189. I got some
shoplifting to do.Copy !req
190. Young man,
I'm beginning to wonderCopy !req
191. if you want to
finish grade school.Copy !req
192. "Young man,
I'm beginning to wonderCopy !req
193. "if you want to
finish grade school."Copy !req
194. Pardon me?
"Pardon me?"Copy !req
195. Stop repeating what I say!
"Stop repeating what I say!"Copy !req
196. That's it!
"That's it!"Copy !req
197. Young man,
are you looking
for trouble?Copy !req
198. Maybe.
What do you got?Copy !req
199. All right. This is
your final warning.Copy !req
200. Either you straighten up
and fly right,Copy !req
201. or I'll be forced to
dismiss you from P.S. 118.Copy !req
202. Report to detention
after the final bell.Copy !req
203. Report this, Wartz.Copy !req
204. (ALARM BLARING)Copy !req
205. That's it.
I'm calling his parents.Copy !req
206. Grandpa, I need
to talk to you.Copy !req
207. Lay it on me.Copy !req
208. Principal Wartz called.Copy !req
209. He said you're
in big trouble.Copy !req
210. That you're this far
from being expelled.Copy !req
211. What does he know?
He's just an old fart.Copy !req
212. Grandpa!Copy !req
213. Make your point,
Arnold. I'm busy.Copy !req
214. Grandpa,
what happened?Copy !req
215. You were
doing great.Copy !req
216. You were passing
all your tests.Copy !req
217. Don't you want
to get your diploma?Copy !req
218. Forget it, short man,
I'm through with school.Copy !req
219. I'm chucking the whole
education thing.Copy !req
220. But you're so close.Copy !req
221. What about your dream?Copy !req
222. I woke up.Copy !req
223. Why are you doing this?
Why are you
skipping schoolCopy !req
224. and acting tough
and getting in trouble?Copy !req
225. GRANDPA: 'Cause...
'Cause why?Copy !req
226. GRANDPA: Because.
Because why, Grandpa?Copy !req
227. I want to know why.
And I want
to know right now.Copy !req
228. Because I'm scared.
I'm scared, okay?Copy !req
229. Scared of what?Copy !req
230. That I can't do it.
That I'll fail.Copy !req
231. You should've told me.
I can help you.Copy !req
232. We can hit
the books.Copy !req
233. We can do it.
I promise.Copy !req
234. You can pass
the sixth grade, Grandpa.Copy !req
235. I don't know, short man.Copy !req
236. Sixth grade is
so tough and scary.Copy !req
237. And all those
big words and numbers!Copy !req
238. It's your dream,
Grandpa.Copy !req
239. My dream.
A grade-school diploma.Copy !req
240. You want that diploma.Copy !req
241. I want that diploma.Copy !req
242. Louder.
You want that diploma.Copy !req
243. (YELLING)
I want that diploma!Copy !req
244. Let's get it.Copy !req
245. Right after my nap!Copy !req
246. ARNOLD: Capital
of Minnesota?
Duluth.Copy !req
247. Principal export?
Bob Dylan.Copy !req
248. No. Cheese.Copy !req
249. Chief industry.Copy !req
250. Steel and
steel by-products.Copy !req
251. State motto?Copy !req
252. Melts in your mouth
and not in your hand.Copy !req
253. The sum of the square root
of any two sides
of an isosceles triangleCopy !req
254. is equal to the square root
of the remaining side.Copy !req
255. In your face, Wartz.Copy !req
256. (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)Copy !req
257. Please.Copy !req
258. I passed?Copy !req
259. I'm as surprised as you are.Copy !req
260. Congratulations, Phil!Copy !req
261. Don't hug me.
Oh, okay.Copy !req
262. Oh, what the heck?
Come here, you.Copy !req
263. (ALL CHEERING)Copy !req
264. You did it, Grandpa.
You graduated.Copy !req
265. Thanks to you,
short man.Copy !req
266. So, what's next?Copy !req
267. You gonna try
for your junior high
and high school diploma?Copy !req
268. High school?
That's for losers.Copy !req
269. I don't have time
for that anyway.Copy !req
270. I've got to
run for President.Copy !req
271. Grandpa, you can't
just run for President.Copy !req
272. Nah.
Maybe you're right.Copy !req
273. Maybe I should
start small,Copy !req
274. like assemblyman
or alderman.Copy !req
275. Ah,
the heck with it.Copy !req
276. I'm running
for President.Copy !req
277. And, Pookie, you can
be my campaign manager.Copy !req
278. What's our slogan?Copy !req
279. GRANDMA: Melts
in your mouth,
not in your hands.Copy !req
280. GRANDPA: Pookie,
you're fired.Copy !req
281. Arnold, you're
my new campaign manager.Copy !req
282. ARNOLD: Grandpa...Copy !req
283. (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)Copy !req
284. MR. SIMMONS: Class, today
we are going to embark on
a very special adventure.Copy !req
285. An adventure that will
teach us the meaningCopy !req
286. of both teamwork
and responsibility.Copy !req
287. Your mission,
along with your partner,Copy !req
288. is to take care of
one of these unique
and special eggsCopy !req
289. for an entire weekend.Copy !req
290. Then, come Monday morning,Copy !req
291. you are to bring the egg
back to class
in prime condition.Copy !req
292. That means, no cracks,
no dirt, no hard-boiled.Copy !req
293. Why would we
want to take care
of a stupid egg for?Copy !req
294. I think
the purpose of the eggCopy !req
295. in the classic experiment
Mr. Simmons is proposingCopy !req
296. is that of
symbolic representation.Copy !req
297. It's a type of
surrogate baby, if you will.Copy !req
298. And we students will
play the role of parents.Copy !req
299. Aw, this is gonna be
like being married, isn't it?Copy !req
300. Remember, boys and girls.Copy !req
301. One partner must have
the egg with them
at all times.Copy !req
302. The egg should be
a mutual responsibilityCopy !req
303. with caregivers
making joint decisions.Copy !req
304. Who's ready
to pick partners?Copy !req
305. Rhonda?
Okay.Copy !req
306. But I better
get someone good.Copy !req
307. (SCOFFS) Great.
I got Harold.Copy !req
308. Come on, Rhonda.Copy !req
309. You know
you like me.Copy !req
310. Where in the world
would you get
a ridiculous idea like that?Copy !req
311. Remember that time
at the cheese festival
when you jumped...Copy !req
312. (SHUSHES)Copy !req
313. I told you never to
mention that night
ever again.Copy !req
314. I got Helga.Copy !req
315. Oh, Arnold!Copy !req
316. At last, my twisted
girlhood fantasies
have become reality.Copy !req
317. An entire weekend
alone with youCopy !req
318. in mock marital bliss
raising our love-child,Copy !req
319. all the while nurturing
our own delicate relationship.Copy !req
320. Oh, my darling.Copy !req
321. My pretend husband,Copy !req
322. I won't waste
another moment of this
most glorious opportunityCopy !req
323. on petty mockings
and sarcastic tongue-lashing.Copy !req
324. I'll prove to you
for once and for all,Copy !req
325. how much
I truly love youCopy !req
326. by forcing myself
to be nice.Copy !req
327. And I'll treat our baby,
or tiny unhatched
egg as it were,Copy !req
328. with the utmost
tenderness and care.Copy !req
329. (SIGHING)Copy !req
330. This is
your chance, Helga.Copy !req
331. Don't blow it.Copy !req
332. Boy, Arnold,
you sure got gypped.Copy !req
333. Picking Helga
for that egg thing.Copy !req
334. Aw, she's such a grumpy
old meanie mouse,
and she hates you.Copy !req
335. Always calling you names
and picking on you.Copy !req
336. I know.
But I have a plan.Copy !req
337. I've decided that for once,
I'm not gonna let Helga
jump all over me.Copy !req
338. I'm just gonna
lay down the lawCopy !req
339. and tell her
that I'm not gonna
take any of her bullying.Copy !req
340. (LAUGHING MANIACALLY)Copy !req
341. Arnold,
there you are.Copy !req
342. I've been looking
all over for you.Copy !req
343. Look, Helga,
before you say anything,Copy !req
344. I just want to
let you know
I've been thinkingCopy !req
345. and if we're gonna
have to work together
on this egg project thing,Copy !req
346. then we are
gonna have to set
a few ground rules first.Copy !req
347. Oh, yeah,
I've been thinking, too.Copy !req
348. And there's no reason
why we can't try...Copy !req
349. By ground rules, I mean,
no yelling at me,
no insulting meCopy !req
350. like calling me
"football head"
and no complaining.Copy !req
351. Right. That's exactly
what I'm trying to tell you.Copy !req
352. 'Cause, if I'm being
perfectly honest,Copy !req
353. you're pretty much
the last personCopy !req
354. that I want to pretend
to be married to.Copy !req
355. In fact, I'd rather be paired
with just about anybody else
on the planet.Copy !req
356. But I...Copy !req
357. I mean, I know
you don't like meCopy !req
358. and, frankly, you're not
my favorite person either.Copy !req
359. I'd much rather
have been teamed up
with somebody else.Copy !req
360. You know, somebody
I get along with better.Copy !req
361. Like Lila,
for example.Copy !req
362. As long as we have
to do this project together,Copy !req
363. I'm willing to
try and put
our differences asideCopy !req
364. and work together
responsibly.Copy !req
365. What do you say?
I say...Copy !req
366. I say...Copy !req
367. Don't get mad.
Don't get mad!Copy !req
368. Remember, this is
your chance to be nice!Copy !req
369. I say, I think
you're a big, dumb jerk.Copy !req
370. You're right. I didn't want
to be your partner, either.Copy !req
371. I don't know
why anybody would
want to be partnersCopy !req
372. with a dopey
football head like you.Copy !req
373. You're always walking around
with your head in the clouds.Copy !req
374. At least, I'm not always
yelling at everybody
and scowling all the time.Copy !req
375. Hey, the only time
I yell and scowl,Copy !req
376. is when I'm
hanging around you.Copy !req
377. Well, maybe you shouldn't
hang around me, then.Copy !req
378. Me? Hang around you?
(CHUCKLES) That's a laugh.Copy !req
379. Why on earth
would I ever want to
hang around with you?Copy !req
380. Okay, why don't
we do this?Copy !req
381. I'll take the egg
home tonight.Copy !req
382. I'll drop it off
at your house tomorrow night.Copy !req
383. And you bring it back
to school on Monday.Copy !req
384. We don't have
to see each otherCopy !req
385. or talk to
each other at all.Copy !req
386. Fine!
Okay,
give me the egg.Copy !req
387. Uh-oh.Copy !req
388. What do you mean,
"uh-oh"?Copy !req
389. Don't tell me
you lost the egg, Helga.Copy !req
390. I didn't
lose it, Arnold.Copy !req
391. We just must have
left it on the bus.
That's all.Copy !req
392. What do you
mean, "we"?Copy !req
393. Hey, we're both
responsible for it, aren't we?Copy !req
394. Yeah. But you had it.Copy !req
395. And you left it
on the bus.Copy !req
396. Yeah, well, maybe if you
hadn't been yelling at me
the whole time,Copy !req
397. I wouldn't have
forgotten it.Copy !req
398. (SIGHS) All right.
It's no big deal.Copy !req
399. All we gotta do
is go downtown to
the main bus stationCopy !req
400. and find our egg.Copy !req
401. What are you
dressing it up for?Copy !req
402. It's just an egg!Copy !req
403. It's not just
an egg, Harold.Copy !req
404. It's our baby,Copy !req
405. and we are
its parents.Copy !req
406. Aw, gee.Copy !req
407. Harold, you are not
taking this seriously.Copy !req
408. I don't think you
even really care
about Courtney.Copy !req
409. I think perhaps you
should take Courtney home
with you tonight.Copy !req
410. The two of you
need to bond.Copy !req
411. And you better
take good care of her.Copy !req
412. If anything happens,
I swear I...Copy !req
413. Don't worry, I won't
let nothing happen
to the stupid egg.Copy !req
414. HELGA: Ha!
Great idea, Arnold.Copy !req
415. How was I
supposed to knowCopy !req
416. they clean out the buses
every Friday night?Copy !req
417. Besides,
you lost the egg.Copy !req
418. Stop saying that!Copy !req
419. It wasn't my fault!Copy !req
420. Look, maybe somebody
found our egg
and took it home.Copy !req
421. I've got an idea.Copy !req
422. (STOMACH RUMBLING)Copy !req
423. Aw, boy,
I'm hungry.Copy !req
424. I gotta get
something to eat.Copy !req
425. Oh, no!Copy !req
426. (READING)Copy !req
427. An hour?Copy !req
428. I can't
wait that long.
I'll starve!Copy !req
429. There's gotta be something
around here I can eat.Copy !req
430. Please, please. Tell me
this isn't happening.Copy !req
431. Don't worry, little egg.
I'm not going to eat you.Copy !req
432. I'm not gonna
eat you, okay?Copy !req
433. (CRACKLING)Copy !req
434. (CHOMPS)Copy !req
435. (GULPS)Copy !req
436. (TELEPHONE RINGING)Copy !req
437. Hello?Copy !req
438. How's my little darling
this morning?Copy !req
439. Oh, I'm fine!Copy !req
440. Not you, Harold.Copy !req
441. I'm talking about Courtney.Copy !req
442. Courtney? Huh?Copy !req
443. Oh, Courtney is just...Copy !req
444. Oh! She's fine.Copy !req
445. Yeah, she's great.
Just great.Copy !req
446. Good, because I'm coming over
in one hour to pick her up.Copy !req
447. I want to take her shopping.Copy !req
448. Au revoir.Copy !req
449. A flyer
for a lost egg?Copy !req
450. (SCOFFS)
Great idea.Copy !req
451. You want
our egg back,
don't you?Copy !req
452. HELGA: (SIGHING)
Brother.Copy !req
453. We've been sitting here
for four hours.Copy !req
454. Face it,
your flyer idea stinks.Copy !req
455. At least I'm trying to
find the egg that you lost.Copy !req
456. I told you
to stop saying that!Copy !req
457. And you're not
trying to find the egg,Copy !req
458. you're sitting on your butt,
waiting for a phone callCopy !req
459. that is never
gonna come.Copy !req
460. (TELEPHONE RINGING)Copy !req
461. Hello. You found it?Copy !req
462. That's great!
Told you.Copy !req
463. Yeah, sure.
We'll bring
the reward money.Copy !req
464. (KNOCKING)Copy !req
465. You got the money?
You got the egg?Copy !req
466. First the money.
Then you get the egg.Copy !req
467. This isn't our egg.Copy !req
468. Ow!Copy !req
469. Nice try, buddy.Copy !req
470. (SCOFFS) I knew
your stupid plan
wouldn't work.Copy !req
471. Oh, Arnold. I've been
looking for you.Copy !req
472. Some lady called.
She found your egg.Copy !req
473. I made Suzie
write down the address.Copy !req
474. Thanks,
Mr. Kokoshka.Copy !req
475. Hey, wait!
What about my reward?Copy !req
476. What did you do, Harold?Copy !req
477. Nothing.Copy !req
478. Harold, this is
not our egg.Copy !req
479. This, I don't even know
what this is.Copy !req
480. What did you do
with Courtney?Copy !req
481. Uh, I...Copy !req
482. (CRYING)
I was hungry!Copy !req
483. You ate our baby?Copy !req
484. (BELCHES)Copy !req
485. I can't believe
we actually got it back.Copy !req
486. Me neither.
Now hand it over.Copy !req
487. You kidding? You're
the one who lost it
in the first place. Remember?Copy !req
488. I'm really,
really sorry.Copy !req
489. I know it was bad
that I ate our first baby,Copy !req
490. but I worked
really, really hardCopy !req
491. to put the pieces
back togetherCopy !req
492. and make it look
like our Courtney.Copy !req
493. Well, it
isn't the same.Copy !req
494. But it is
kind of cute.Copy !req
495. Okay, Harold.Copy !req
496. I suppose we can
just take careCopy !req
497. of this new baby, instead.Copy !req
498. Look, Arnold.
I'm through messing around!Copy !req
499. Now, give me
the stupid egg!Copy !req
500. No way.
Come on.Copy !req
501. You can have it
back tomorrow.Copy !req
502. Uh-oh.Copy !req
503. What do you mean,
"uh-oh"?Copy !req
504. Don't tell me you
lost the egg, Arnold.Copy !req
505. It just must
have fallen out
of my pocket.Copy !req
506. Oh, that's
just brilliant.Copy !req
507. There's nothing
left to doCopy !req
508. but retrace our steps
and try to find it.Copy !req
509. Fine.Copy !req
510. HELGA: Okay, here we are.
Right back where we started.Copy !req
511. We've been around the park
three stinkin' times!Copy !req
512. And do you
have the egg? No.Copy !req
513. Do I have the egg? No!Copy !req
514. Hmm, let's see.
Why don't either of us
have the egg?Copy !req
515. Oh, that's right.
Because you lost it!Copy !req
516. Enough, Helga.Copy !req
517. All you've been doing
since we startedCopy !req
518. is yelling
and arguing with me.Copy !req
519. Oh, don't put this
on me, football head.Copy !req
520. When we started out
on the bus,Copy !req
521. all I was trying to doCopy !req
522. was be nice
and get along with you.Copy !req
523. That's not true.Copy !req
524. Yes, it is.
But you didn't even
give me a chance.Copy !req
525. You jumped
all over me.Copy !req
526. You said, "I'd rather work
with anybody elseCopy !req
527. "on the planet but you."Copy !req
528. And ever since then,
all we've done is argue!Copy !req
529. You started it,
Arnold. Not me.Copy !req
530. Well, can you
blame me?Copy !req
531. I mean,
most of the time
you're just mean.Copy !req
532. Anyway, arguing hasn't
gotten us anywhere.Copy !req
533. And to tell you the truth,
I'm just sick of it.Copy !req
534. I'm willing to apologize,
if you are.Copy !req
535. Truce?Copy !req
536. Okay, I'm sorry, too.Copy !req
537. (RUSTLING)Copy !req
538. Wait a minute.
Do you hear something?Copy !req
539. Our egg!Copy !req
540. Helga,
it's hatching.Copy !req
541. (CRACKLING)Copy !req
542. (BIRD CHIRPING)Copy !req
543. So after we finally
stopped fighting and arguing,
we found our eggCopy !req
544. and it hatched
into this little chick.Copy !req
545. Oh, Arnold, Helga.Copy !req
546. That is the most
inspirational story
I have ever heard.Copy !req
547. You two
have shown usCopy !req
548. that teamwork
and responsibilityCopy !req
549. can indeed bring
very special rewards.Copy !req
550. Even miracles.
I'm in awe.Copy !req
551. HELGA: Come on,
get a grip, Simmons.Copy !req
552. The only miracle
around here
is that I survivedCopy !req
553. an entire weekend
with football head.Copy !req
554. Oh, and I suppose
hanging around with you
was some kind of treat?Copy !req
555. Oh, please,
Arnoldo.Copy !req
556. You would have
been lost without me.Copy !req
557. and you know it.Copy !req
558. ARNOLD: (LAUGHS)
In your dreams, Helga.Copy !req
559. (CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)Copy !req