1. Here we go.
Arnold.Copy !req
2. Hey, Arnold!Copy !req
3. Hey, Arnold!Copy !req
4. Arnold.Copy !req
5. Arnold.Copy !req
6. (SIREN WAILING)
Arnold.Copy !req
7. Arnold.Copy !req
8. Move it, football head!Copy !req
9. Hey, Arnold!Copy !req
10. Class, I have
a very special announcement.Copy !req
11. Tomorrow, after school,Copy !req
12. we are receiving
a very special visitor,Copy !req
13. Mr. Johnny Stitches.Copy !req
14. The famous fashion designerCopy !req
15. is coming to search
for a new model
for his junior kids' line.Copy !req
16. So, if you're interested
in auditioning,Copy !req
17. make sure you wear
something special.Copy !req
18. And come by the auditorium
immediately after school.Copy !req
19. Oh, and sign up on this list.Copy !req
20. (SCOFFS) Modeling.
What a joke!Copy !req
21. What are you
talking about, Helga?Copy !req
22. Modeling's about
fame and fortune.
Life in the fast lane.Copy !req
23. Hello?Copy !req
24. Modeling's about
starving yourself all dayCopy !req
25. wearing goofy clothes,
and walking up and down a rampCopy !req
26. like you're in
some kind of a freak show.Copy !req
27. Whatever you say, Helga.Copy !req
28. It's a waste of time, Geraldo.Copy !req
29. Well, come on, Pheebs,
let's go throw rocks
in the river.Copy !req
30. Um, yes, well, first I have
a small task to do though.Copy !req
31. Oh, man, Phoebe,Copy !req
32. how low can you go?Copy !req
33. Well, I'll tell you one thing.
You're not gonna see
Helga G Pataki on a runway.Copy !req
34. No stinkin' way.Copy !req
35. That's enough, little girl.
Thank you.Copy !req
36. I'm ever so thankful
you took the time to see me.Copy !req
37. "Ever so thankful."
Oh, that's rich
and creamy, that is. Next!Copy !req
38. Perfect!Copy !req
39. If you had a stuck-up,
posh little debutante ball.Copy !req
40. (SCOFFS) Oh, I never.Copy !req
41. Well, now you have. Goodbye.Copy !req
42. Tata, au revoir, ciao, baby.Copy !req
43. Next! Mouse-y!Copy !req
44. HayseedCopy !req
45. Seventies!Copy !req
46. Hmm...Copy !req
47. No.
(EUGENE GROANS)Copy !req
48. Next!Copy !req
49. This guy doesn't like anybody.Copy !req
50. What's he looking for?Copy !req
51. He's looking for
one of those
dope-y clone models,Copy !req
52. you know, some airhead
who walks around like this.Copy !req
53. Look at me, I'm a model.Copy !req
54. There's no individuality.Copy !req
55. There's no personality.
Show me something new!Copy !req
56. I'm a super model.
I'm a super-duper model.Copy !req
57. I haven't eaten in four weeks.Copy !req
58. Camille, look at
that weird girl.Copy !req
59. (FRENCH ACCENT)
Supposed to be a bit,
how you say,Copy !req
60. touched in the head.Copy !req
61. Touched? She's brilliant.Copy !req
62. That pink dress,
that whimsical hair,Copy !req
63. that powerful eyebrow.Copy !req
64. That's the girl I want.Copy !req
65. That girl is it.Copy !req
66. What are you
talking about, no?
Don't you understand?Copy !req
67. No one ever refuses
to be Johnny Stitches'
new "It girl."Copy !req
68. Yeah, well,
there's a first time
for everything, bucko!Copy !req
69. Helga G Pataki
ain't nobody's chump.Copy !req
70. You do realize,
you bratty little thing,Copy !req
71. that you're turning down
fame, glamour, celebrity.Copy !req
72. Big deal!Copy !req
73. Trips around the world.Copy !req
74. Who cares?Copy !req
75. And lots and lots
of free stuff.Copy !req
76. Free stuff?Copy !req
77. As in stuff
that's handed to youCopy !req
78. and you don't have to
pay for it.Copy !req
79. And all I have to do is...Copy !req
80. Sign this!Copy !req
81. Now, here's
the game plan, Helga.Copy !req
82. You watch how Camille
walks down the runwayCopy !req
83. and you copy her, got that?Copy !req
84. Smashing. All right.
Camille, um,
show us your stuff.Copy !req
85. Let's go, Ms. It girl,
it's your turn.Copy !req
86. And now, smile.Copy !req
87. It was brilliant.Copy !req
88. I love it! Shocker!Copy !req
89. (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
Work it. Work it.Copy !req
90. Own it, baby.
Now, give me
that bad girl scowl.Copy !req
91. What "bad girl scowl"?Copy !req
92. That "Stuff it all,
I hate the world,
kiss my bum" scowl.Copy !req
93. Hey, cool it, T-bag.Copy !req
94. It's brilliant.
Oh, that's it.
Ooh, yummy.Copy !req
95. Yeah, work it.
Work it. Shocker!Copy !req
96. Reload and shoot more.Copy !req
97. The new "It girl" look
is more than
a dress and a bow.Copy !req
98. It's a scowling,
combative attitudeCopy !req
99. that is sweeping through
our schools, our cities,Copy !req
100. even our revered talk shows.Copy !req
101. Oh, we are just
so proud of you, Helga.Copy !req
102. Oooh!Copy !req
103. Look everybody,
can you believe it?Copy !req
104. It's the "It girl."Copy !req
105. You scowl, you snare,
you shake your fist,Copy !req
106. and the crowd goes wild!
They love it!
They absolutely love it!Copy !req
107. Oh, give it a rest, Revis!Copy !req
108. The "It girl" snapped at me.
I love it! I love it!Copy !req
109. You're amazing,
you're astounding,Copy !req
110. you're on a rocket
to the moon!Copy !req
111. I simply can't get over it.Copy !req
112. I hope she'll sign
my magazine.Copy !req
113. Hey, Helga, how's it going?Copy !req
114. It's fine, it's all going
just wonderfully fine.Copy !req
115. I sneer and I scowl
and I shake my fist,Copy !req
116. and all those fashion idiots
go wild. It's ridiculous.Copy !req
117. Are you having any fun at all?Copy !req
118. I got some free stuff.Copy !req
119. A lifetime pass
to Dinoland? Not bad.Copy !req
120. Arnold, I've been
sneaking into Dinoland
since I was seven.Copy !req
121. Oh, it's probably Johnny,
he's the biggest pain
in the...Copy !req
122. Can I have your autograph?
Shove off, toots!Copy !req
123. (GASPS) The "It girl"
scowled at meCopy !req
124. and pushed me.
I'll never wash
this arm again.Copy !req
125. The "It girl" snapped at me.
I love it! I love it!Copy !req
126. The cute dress,
the nasty attitude,Copy !req
127. You're amazing,
you're astounding,Copy !req
128. you're on a rocket
to the moon!Copy !req
129. (CHUCKLING) "A rocket
to the moon."Copy !req
130. Dad, will you please
stop watching that tape?Copy !req
131. Oh, I'm just
real proud of you, girl.Copy !req
132. For what?
Well, for doing that scowlCopy !req
133. and saying
those mean things, andCopy !req
134. wearing that pink dress.Copy !req
135. Bob, hello!Copy !req
136. I've been scowling
and saying mean thingsCopy !req
137. and wearing this dress
for years!Copy !req
138. Well, it's finally payin' off.Copy !req
139. But, Dad, I'm sick
of the whole thing.Copy !req
140. I hate being the "It girl."
I've got no privacy,Copy !req
141. the phone never stops ringing,Copy !req
142. and everybody's
dressing exactly like me.Copy !req
143. Oh, come on,
don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
144. Not everybody's
dressing like you.Copy !req
145. Look, everybody,
I'm the "It girl."Copy !req
146. Quit? You can't quit.Copy !req
147. Look, Johnny, it's over, pal.Copy !req
148. It was great
being the "It girl" and all,
but I'm out of here.Copy !req
149. See you around.
Helga,Copy !req
150. you silly nit,
you signed a contract.Copy !req
151. Didn't you read
the fine print?Copy !req
152. You're signed to meCopy !req
153. for the next
three years, missy.
What?Copy !req
154. Junior fashion week
begins Monday,Copy !req
155. where I'll be presenting
my new spring line,
and you will be wearing it.Copy !req
156. Oh, yeah? Well, I hate you!
I hate this stupid office!Copy !req
157. I hate being the "It girl"!Copy !req
158. And I hate those
creepy leather pants!Copy !req
159. (EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
That's bad.Copy !req
160. You're so bad.
(GRUMBLING)Copy !req
161. Well, see you
tomorrow, "It girl."Copy !req
162. That little worm.Copy !req
163. I'll make him wish
he never met Helga G Pataki.Copy !req
164. He wants bad?
I'll give him bad.Copy !req
165. Uh-oh.Copy !req
166. Out of my way, schmo.Copy !req
167. Hey. Helga,
what are you doing?Copy !req
168. Oh, just tearing
pictures of myself
out of this magazine,Copy !req
169. crumpling them up,
and casually tossing them
over my shoulder.Copy !req
170. And you're doing this because?Copy !req
171. Because being
the "It girl"
really bites.Copy !req
172. But, Helga,
everyone in the country
wants to be like you.Copy !req
173. What's so bad about that?
What's so bad about it?Copy !req
174. I'm trapped.
Everyone's running around
dressing like me,Copy !req
175. acting like me,
walking like me!Copy !req
176. Well, then,
why don't you just quit?Copy !req
177. Don't you think I tried that?Copy !req
178. I tried acting
as awful as I could,
so they'd fire me.Copy !req
179. But, no. The worst I act,
the more they love it.Copy !req
180. Why don't you try acting nice?Copy !req
181. Here, at junior fashion week,Copy !req
182. you can literally feel
the excitement
and anticipationCopy !req
183. in the air. The question
on everyone's lips is,Copy !req
184. what will
the "It girl" do next?Copy !req
185. After everyone
sees this new line,Copy !req
186. I'll be the toast
of the whole bloody
fashion world.Copy !req
187. Let's see that
bad girl stuff now.Copy !req
188. What the devil is she doing?Copy !req
189. I love you all.
You've all been
so wonderful to me.Copy !req
190. I just want to hug
each and every one of you.Copy !req
191. Guys, tell me
this is not happening.Copy !req
192. A shocker here,
at the Junior Miss
fashion show.Copy !req
193. Johnny Stitches' "It girl"
seems to have lost her "It."Copy !req
194. Instead, the hot story
is over on runway 5.Copy !req
195. The "Hat girl."Copy !req
196. I'm ruined. Ruined.Copy !req
197. The "It girl" is fired!
Tear up her contract.Copy !req
198. Bollocks!Copy !req
199. Hey, Helga.Copy !req
200. Looks like
everything worked out
the way you wanted.Copy !req
201. Yup. Johnny tore up
my contract.Copy !req
202. I'm free as a bird.Copy !req
203. You know,
it's funny that people
could hate you so muchCopy !req
204. just for acting
nice and polite.Copy !req
205. Well, I'll tell ya,
football head,
it's a funny world.Copy !req
206. Personally, I thought
you were great up there.Copy !req
207. It's the first time
I ever saw you,
well, being nice.Copy !req
208. I liked it.
You did?Copy !req
209. Yeah. Why can't you
act nice like that
all the time?Copy !req
210. Arnold, Arnold, Arnold.Copy !req
211. I can't do that. I'm mean
and nasty and insensitive.Copy !req
212. That's just who I am.
That's what makes me special.Copy !req
213. Whatever you say, Helga.Copy !req
214. You got it. Whatever I say.Copy !req
215. Now, get out of my way,
football head!Copy !req
216. Are you the "Hat girl"?Copy !req
217. Hey, guys, what's going on?Copy !req
218. Pipe down, Arnoldo!Copy !req
219. Can't you see
we're trying to
listen here?Copy !req
220. Hello? Yeah, um,
I was just wondering,Copy !req
221. is your refrigerator running?Copy !req
222. It is? Then you
better go catch it.Copy !req
223. Ugh! Cut it out, curly.Copy !req
224. Cool, phone, Sid. Is it new?Copy !req
225. (NERVOUSLY) New? Uh, sort of.Copy !req
226. I borrowed it from Lorenzo.Copy !req
227. That was awfully nice of him.
Yeah. Plus,Copy !req
228. what he doesn't know
won't hurt him, right?Copy !req
229. Sid, you mean,
you didn't ask him?
Look, Arnold,Copy !req
230. it's really no big deal.Copy !req
231. Criminy, football head,
could you possibly be
more of a wet blanket?Copy !req
232. My turn to dial, champ.Copy !req
233. Dear Curly, I've been
admiring you from afar
for quite sometime.Copy !req
234. And even though
I'm too shy to tell you
how I feel in person,Copy !req
235. I just had to write you
and say that, frankly, Curly,Copy !req
236. with your bold eye-wear,
jaunty upper lip,Copy !req
237. and attractive bowl cut hairdo,Copy !req
238. I think you're a total hottie.Copy !req
239. Sincerely yours,
your secret admirer.Copy !req
240. Way to go, princess.Copy !req
241. You should have Curly
off your back in no time.Copy !req
242. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
243. Check it out.
I'm sending Curly this fake
secret admirer letter.Copy !req
244. Well, Rhonda,Copy !req
245. I don't think
that's a very good idea.Copy !req
246. If Curly thinks
someone else likes him,Copy !req
247. he'll forget all about me.Copy !req
248. What if he finds out
you wrote it?
Oh, Arnold, relax.Copy !req
249. Yeah, Arnoldo. Quit being
such a spoilsport, would ya?Copy !req
250. Hey, guys,
wanna play some baseball?Copy !req
251. And miss this? (CHUCKLES)
Get real, Arnie.Copy !req
252. Lookie down here, Arnold.Copy !req
253. Harold and I
are planting little
monkey shine for Eugene.Copy !req
254. Yeah. When Eugene
gets on his bike
for his afternoon ride,Copy !req
255. it'll be all wobbly
and break apart,
and he'll fall right off.Copy !req
256. That's a really bad idea.
Eugene could get hurt.Copy !req
257. Oh, quit your worrying,
Arnold. It'll be a hoot.Copy !req
258. Yeah, Mr. Goody Two-Shoes!Copy !req
259. How about you
mind your own beeswaxCopy !req
260. and stop being
such a party pooper
for once in your life?Copy !req
261. Really, Arnold,
you are quite the busybody.
Yeah.Copy !req
262. You're a regular nosy parker.Copy !req
263. When it comes to meddling,
you're the king.Copy !req
264. And your kibitzer too.Copy !req
265. What the heck's a kibitzer?Copy !req
266. It's Yiddish for
big, fat buttinsky.Copy !req
267. You know what, football face?Copy !req
268. I bet you couldn't go
a whole day withoutCopy !req
269. butting into
other people's business.
Yeah.Copy !req
270. It would probably drive
a know-it-all like him crazy.Copy !req
271. Look, you guys,Copy !req
272. if that's really how
everyone feels,Copy !req
273. then fine, I won't give
anymore advice.Copy !req
274. It's really no big deal.Copy !req
275. Finally! No more
stupid football headCopy !req
276. and his annoying
do-goody, blabby adviceCopy !req
277. to spoil our good time.Copy !req
278. Hey, Gerald, do you think
what the other kids
are saying about me is true?Copy !req
279. I mean, do you really think
I'm always going aroundCopy !req
280. butting into
other people's business?Copy !req
281. You? Are you kidding?Copy !req
282. Of course not.
I mean, that's crazy.Copy !req
283. It's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.Copy !req
284. Gerald.Copy !req
285. Sorry, man. I mean, truth is,Copy !req
286. you are kind of a buttinsky.Copy !req
287. Then that settles it.
As of right now,Copy !req
288. I'm never giving advice
to anyone ever again.Copy !req
289. You? Never give advice again?Copy !req
290. I'll believe it when I see it.Copy !req
291. That oughta
just about do it.Copy !req
292. Yeah, look. It's all wobbly
just like we figured.Copy !req
293. (LAUGHING)
Hey, guys,
what's all the excitement?Copy !req
294. Nothin'. We're just, uh...Copy !req
295. We're just standing here.
(NERVOUSLY) Yeah.Copy !req
296. Just innocently congregratin'Copy !req
297. around our favorite
new hangout,
the school bike rack.Copy !req
298. I hope that
you'll all excuse me,Copy !req
299. I think I'll take my bike
for a little mid-day spin.Copy !req
300. Wee!
(LAUGHING)Copy !req
301. Hey, my bike feels
kinda funny. Uh-oh.Copy !req
302. Okay.Copy !req
303. (GROANING) Ow. I'm okay.Copy !req
304. "Frankly, Curly,
with your bold eye-wear,Copy !req
305. "jaunty upper lip,
and attractive
bowl cut hairdo,Copy !req
306. "I think you're
a total hottie.Copy !req
307. "Sincerely yours,
your secret admirer."Copy !req
308. Hmm.Copy !req
309. Hello? Denisa's Pizzas?Copy !req
310. Yeah, I'd like, um,
two dozen large
double-cheeseCopy !req
311. with pineapple and anchovies.Copy !req
312. Huh? Oh. For delivery.Copy !req
313. P.S. 118,
elementary school cafeteria.Copy !req
314. Principal Wartz.Copy !req
315. W-a-r-t-z.Copy !req
316. About 20 minutes?
Sounds great.Copy !req
317. Ow!Copy !req
318. Oh, no.Copy !req
319. Arnold, um, can I talk to you
for a second, old buddy?Copy !req
320. See, I've got this problem...Copy !req
321. Look, Sid, I'm sorry...Copy !req
322. Oh, Arnold.
I'm so glad I found you.Copy !req
323. You have just got to help me.Copy !req
324. Hey, Arnold, Harold and meCopy !req
325. is in a manure-load
of trouble.Copy !req
326. And we need you
to get us out of it.Copy !req
327. Look, you guys, I'm sorry
you're having problems,Copy !req
328. but I can't help you.Copy !req
329. What do you mean,
you can't help?Copy !req
330. Yeah, you're always
giving advice.Copy !req
331. And figurin' out
what we should do
in moments of crisis.Copy !req
332. Yeah, well,Copy !req
333. that was before this morning,
when you all agreed
that I was a busybodyCopy !req
334. and told me to keep my nose
out of your business.Copy !req
335. Was that the same time
when I called you
a big, fat buttinsky?Copy !req
336. Uh, yeah, Harold, it was.Copy !req
337. Anyway, you guys told me
to stay out of things,Copy !req
338. and, well, that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
339. So, I'm sorry,
but you're on your own.Copy !req
340. On our own?Copy !req
341. Now what are we
supposed to do?
We're doomed.Copy !req
342. Helga. Helga,
this is all your fault!Copy !req
343. Yeah!
Why'd you have to go
makin' usCopy !req
344. tell Arnold
to mind his own business for?Copy !req
345. Now, our lives
are going straight down
the old commode!Copy !req
346. Oh, man. You guys
are pathetic!Copy !req
347. Do you actually think
you need Arnold around
just to tell you what to do?Copy !req
348. Please. I can give advice
just as good as
the old football head.Copy !req
349. Phoebe, line these losers up
outside my office.Copy !req
350. I'll straighten
you morons out
in no time.Copy !req
351. So, you stole Lorenzo's phone
and broke it, eh?Copy !req
352. Okay. All you gotta do
is put it back in his lockerCopy !req
353. before he comes back
from vacation.Copy !req
354. He'll never even know
it was you. Next!Copy !req
355. Look, princess, if you want
Curly off your back
once and for all,Copy !req
356. just let him
keep on thinking
you're his secret admirer,Copy !req
357. you know, tell him
that you're really,
really wild about him.Copy !req
358. Trust me. Once you
put him on the spot,
he'll be totally repulsed.Copy !req
359. "Repulsed," got it.Copy !req
360. All right, boys,
here's the plan.Copy !req
361. You blame
the entire Eugene incident
on some other stoogeCopy !req
362. before he finds out
that you dopes are the onesCopy !req
363. who tampered
with his bike
and finally snaps.Copy !req
364. Believe me,
it's the right thing to do.Copy !req
365. Okay, Curly. I admit it,
I'm your secret admirer.Copy !req
366. And the truth is,
no matter how hard I tryCopy !req
367. and fight it, I'm really,
really wild about you.Copy !req
368. In fact, I've fallen
crazy in love.Copy !req
369. So, what do you say?
How does that make you feel?Copy !req
370. Give daddy some sugar.Copy !req
371. So it's agreed. We blame
the whole Eugene mishap
on some other fella.Copy !req
372. Right.Copy !req
373. Hi, guys.
Hey, Eugene.Copy !req
374. How are ya feelin'?
Oh, I'm just fine.Copy !req
375. In fact, the doctors say
I should have the feelingCopy !req
376. back in my legs
in just a couple of weeks.Copy !req
377. Um, Eugene, Harold and I
know who the shifty fella was
that tinkered with your bike.Copy !req
378. You do?
We sure do. It was...Copy !req
379. It was Harold's fault!
Stinky!Copy !req
380. No, it was him!
He's the one who did it!Copy !req
381. Hey, what in the heck
are you blamin' me for?Copy !req
382. The whole bike prank
was your dumb idea.Copy !req
383. It was not!
Was too!Copy !req
384. Was not!Copy !req
385. Um, guys.
Guys? (SCREAMS)Copy !req
386. Wow. That looked pretty bad.
Maybe I should do something.Copy !req
387. Please, Arnold, that guy
is constantly fallin' down.Copy !req
388. Trust me. He'll be just fine.Copy !req
389. I know. It's just...Copy !req
390. It's just things
are kinda crazy around here.Copy !req
391. First, Lorenzo
wants to kill Sid
for breaking his phone,Copy !req
392. then Curly thinks
Rhonda's in love with him,Copy !req
393. and now, Harold and Stinky.
I don't know, Gerald.Copy !req
394. I just feel like
I should try and help out.Copy !req
395. Come on, Arnold.
Remember what Helga said?Copy !req
396. You couldn't go an entire day
without butting into
other people's business.Copy !req
397. And all the other kids
agreed with that.Copy !req
398. Face it, buddy.Copy !req
399. These people do not want you
interfering in their lives.Copy !req
400. You're right, Gerald.
Let's go.Copy !req
401. Oh, my disconsolate, beloved,
prompted by my reckless wordsCopy !req
402. to turn your beautiful back
on those in need.Copy !req
403. Forced by my loose tongue
to look the other wayCopy !req
404. when do-goody duty calls.Copy !req
405. Encouraged by
my careless challengeCopy !req
406. to flagrantly violate
the good samaritan laws
of our country.Copy !req
407. Oh, Arnold,
I've single-handedlyCopy !req
408. snuffed out the candle
of your caring little soulCopy !req
409. and incited chaos
among our helpless,
hapless peers.Copy !req
410. Oh, my darling,Copy !req
411. I won't waste another moment.
I'll stop the madness,Copy !req
412. and right those to whom
I have so wronged.Copy !req
413. When I get
my hands on that Helga,Copy !req
414. she's gonna be sorry
she was ever born.Copy !req
415. Yeah! That Helga's advice
really bites.Copy !req
416. Why did I even listen to her?
If she wasn't a girl,Copy !req
417. I'd pound her.
Uh, guys?Copy !req
418. Let me smell it,
let me smell your hair.
Ugh. Get away from me,Copy !req
419. you four-eyed freak!
Please, just one
little whiff,Copy !req
420. that's all I need.Copy !req
421. So what
you're saying is,Copy !req
422. you want me to
start giving people
advice again,Copy !req
423. and help them
with their problems?Copy !req
424. Exactly.
But, Helga, I don't get it.Copy !req
425. I thought you said
I was a wet blanket,
a spoilsport, a party pooper.Copy !req
426. So? You are
all those things,
football head,Copy !req
427. and that's what makes you
the perfect person
to give advice.Copy !req
428. I mean, look at me.
I'm terrible
at helping others.Copy !req
429. I'm the worst. I have no
moral conscience whatsoever.Copy !req
430. (SIGHS) Look, Arnold,
if you're not gonna
do this for me,Copy !req
431. then do it for
your stupid friends out there.Copy !req
432. Trust me. They're
a complete mess
without you.Copy !req
433. All right, you guys,
listen up.Copy !req
434. Rhonda, tell Curly
you're sorryCopy !req
435. for making him think
you were his secret admirer.Copy !req
436. No problem.Copy !req
437. Sid, you can start
by apologizing to LorenzoCopy !req
438. for stealing his phone.
Okay.Copy !req
439. Stinky and Harold,
the first thing you need to doCopy !req
440. is ask Eugene to forgive you.Copy !req
441. That is if he can
even hear you.Copy !req
442. I'm okay.Copy !req