1. Here we go.
Arnold.Copy !req
2. Hey, Arnold!Copy !req
3. Hey, Arnold!Copy !req
4. Arnold.Copy !req
5. Arnold.Copy !req
6. (SIREN WAILING)
Arnold.Copy !req
7. Arnold.Copy !req
8. Move it, football head.Copy !req
9. Hey, Arnold!Copy !req
10. (CHUCKLES)
This is gonna be great.Copy !req
11. He's sure
gonna be surprised.Copy !req
12. Hey, guys,
what are you doing?
(ALL LAUGHING)Copy !req
13. We're all gonna moon
Principal Wartz.Copy !req
14. It was Harold's
brilliant idea.Copy !req
15. You wanna do with us?Copy !req
16. I don't think so.Copy !req
17. Oh, come on. It's fun.Copy !req
18. It's all the rage.Copy !req
19. All the junior high kids
are doing it.Copy !req
20. It sounds great, you guys,
but I think I'll pass.Copy !req
21. Oh, you're just a chicken.Copy !req
22. I'm not chicken, Harold.Copy !req
23. I just don't think
it's a good idea.Copy !req
24. That's because
you're a weenie.Copy !req
25. You don't have the guts,
that's all.Copy !req
26. Yeah, you just don't
have the guts.Copy !req
27. No guts at all.Copy !req
28. It's not that, I just...
Shh, shh.Copy !req
29. Here he comes.
Get ready, on three. One...Copy !req
30. Are you really going to
go through with this?Copy !req
31. Shh. Two...Copy !req
32. Three!Copy !req
33. What the... What is this?Copy !req
34. (GASPS) Oh, my!Copy !req
35. Come back here,
you little hooligans!Copy !req
36. You won't get away with this.Copy !req
37. You there! Where do you think
you're going, young man?Copy !req
38. But Principal Wartz,Copy !req
39. I told you,
I didn't do anything!Copy !req
40. Well, that may be, but you saw
the hooligans who did do it.Copy !req
41. Yeah.
Ah-ha!Copy !req
42. Now we're getting somewhere.Copy !req
43. Just give me their names.
Last name first.Copy !req
44. I can't do that.Copy !req
45. This isn't a joke, young man.Copy !req
46. Do you think exposing
portions of your anatomyCopy !req
47. to your school principal
is funny?Copy !req
48. Well, I guess it depends.
Depends on what?Copy !req
49. The situation.Copy !req
50. Mooning is not funny.
It's not a game.Copy !req
51. You may think it's a harmless
schoolyard prank,Copy !req
52. but let me assure you,
it is not.Copy !req
53. Someone could put an eye out.Copy !req
54. Because of mooning?Copy !req
55. I'll ask the questions here.
Now, for the last time,
you tell me the namesCopy !req
56. of the boys
who exposed themselves.Copy !req
57. I can't do that,
Principal Wartz.Copy !req
58. Of course, you can.
It's easy.Copy !req
59. If I told you, then I'd be
ratting on the other guys,Copy !req
60. and I can't do that.Copy !req
61. I'm assigning you detention.Copy !req
62. Detention? But why?Copy !req
63. Failure to cooperate.Copy !req
64. I want to see you
every day after schoolCopy !req
65. in my office
for the next four weeks.Copy !req
66. Four weeks? But I...
That's all.Copy !req
67. Now what's the name
of our art teacher?Copy !req
68. Mrs. Flunt, yes.Copy !req
69. Ask her to come in here
please, would you?Copy !req
70. And tell her
to bring her sketchpad.Copy !req
71. Hey, Arnold, you didn't
tell on us, did you?Copy !req
72. No, I didn't tell.Copy !req
73. What did Wartz do to you?Copy !req
74. He gave me
four weeks detention.Copy !req
75. Four weeks?Copy !req
76. But you didn't
even do anything.Copy !req
77. I know, Stinky.Copy !req
78. You better not
rat on us, Arnold.Copy !req
79. 'Cause you know
what will happen if you do.Copy !req
80. (SIGHS) I won't tell.Copy !req
81. You think maybe
it ain't fairCopy !req
82. for Arnold to take the blame
for what we did?Copy !req
83. You mean like,
maybe we should tell WartzCopy !req
84. that we're the ones
who mooned himCopy !req
85. and get Arnold off the hook?Copy !req
86. No, no, no!Copy !req
87. Arnold got caught.
That's his fault, not ours.Copy !req
88. We got away with what we did
and that's all that counts.Copy !req
89. Nobody is going
into Wartz's officeCopy !req
90. and telling him what we did.Copy !req
91. Nobody! You got it?Copy !req
92. I guess there's no senseCopy !req
93. in all three of us
getting detention.Copy !req
94. Hmm. I guess
you're right, Harold.Copy !req
95. You figure he'll crack
and spill the beans?Copy !req
96. Four weeks?
Well, that's hard time, bubba.Copy !req
97. He said he'd let me
off the hookCopy !req
98. if I tell him who mooned him.Copy !req
99. So, are you gonna do it?
No.Copy !req
100. Why not? After all,
you didn't do anything.Copy !req
101. If Harold and Sid and StinkyCopy !req
102. wanna tell Wartz
what they did,
that's their decision.Copy !req
103. But I'm not gonna tell him.
I'm not a rat.Copy !req
104. Man, that's solid.Copy !req
105. I mean, it's stupid,
but it's solid.Copy !req
106. See you, Gerald.Copy !req
107. (OVER PA) Students,
yesterday at approximately
3:38 p.m.,Copy !req
108. a heinous crime was committed
here in the halls of P.S. 118.Copy !req
109. Three of our pupils
engaged in the flagrant
violation of district rules,Copy !req
110. namely the dropping
of their trousersCopy !req
111. and exposing of
their fleshy unmentionablesCopy !req
112. to a respected and beloved
school official.Copy !req
113. Some of you may know
this despicable practice
as mooning.Copy !req
114. Well, let me assure you,
the culprits
will be uncovered.Copy !req
115. I will get to the bottom
of this. That is all.Copy !req
116. What if he finds out
we did it?Copy !req
117. He won't find out
if nobody tells him.Copy !req
118. No, no, the third mooner had
a rounder, fuller posteriorCopy !req
119. with a mole
on his right cheek.Copy !req
120. Very nice. Very nice.
That's much better,
Mrs. Flunt.Copy !req
121. Now, Albert...
It's Arnold.Copy !req
122. Right, right. Look, Arnold,
I know you're not a...
a bad kid.Copy !req
123. You keep saying
you didn't actuallyCopy !req
124. display your end region to me,Copy !req
125. but those other
three boys did.
Can we agree on that?Copy !req
126. Okay.
Good, good.Copy !req
127. Now that we're on
the same side of the fence
on that point,Copy !req
128. let me pose
this question to you.Copy !req
129. What's the harm
in just letting me know
the names of the boys?Copy !req
130. Well, it's just that...Copy !req
131. You can just let them slip out
or whisper them to me,Copy !req
132. or we can play a guessing game
until I got the answers.Copy !req
133. No, I can't tell you.
Why?Copy !req
134. I'm not a rat.
Young man, I must warn youCopy !req
135. that unless you play ballCopy !req
136. and tell me the names
of the hooligansCopy !req
137. who exposed themselves to me,
I will be forcedCopy !req
138. to take note of your lack
of cooperationCopy !req
139. and write it down
for all eyes and ears to seeCopy !req
140. on your permanent record.Copy !req
141. I reckon this will go on
his permanent record.Copy !req
142. I don't know
if I can take the pressure.Copy !req
143. What if you bet he cracks
and rats us all out?Copy !req
144. Don't worry,
Arnold's not a snitch.Copy !req
145. He won't rat.Copy !req
146. I don't know, Harold.Copy !req
147. I'm telling you, he won't rat.Copy !req
148. Did you rat?Copy !req
149. No, Harold,
I didn't rat.Copy !req
150. Well, you better not,
'cause if you do,Copy !req
151. you know what will happen!Copy !req
152. You'll pound me.Copy !req
153. That's right. I'll pound you.Copy !req
154. Yeah. Right.Copy !req
155. I will, Arnold!
You can believe me!Copy !req
156. I... You know what,
I'll pound you so goodCopy !req
157. that you'll be sorry!Copy !req
158. So, you want to go
to the arcade?Copy !req
159. I can't.
I still have detention.Copy !req
160. Oh, yeah. I forgot.
Four weeks?Copy !req
161. Man, you really took the fall
for those guys, didn't you?Copy !req
162. Yep.Copy !req
163. Don't think of it
as being a snitch.Copy !req
164. Just think of it
as being a good citizen.Copy !req
165. Chocolate cream?Copy !req
166. You know, Albert...
Arnold.Copy !req
167. You know, Arnold,Copy !req
168. it's not easy
to do the right thing.Copy !req
169. He's gonna rat.
He's gonna rat.Copy !req
170. When I was a boy,
I found myself
in a situation very similarCopy !req
171. to the one you're in
right now.Copy !req
172. Really?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
173. You see, I witnessed several
of my fellow classmatesCopy !req
174. placing a frog
in our teacher's desk.Copy !req
175. When she came back
and discovered the frog,Copy !req
176. she singled me out
and demandedCopy !req
177. that I tell her
who was responsible.Copy !req
178. What did you do?Copy !req
179. I did the right thing.Copy !req
180. I sang like a canary.Copy !req
181. I tattled on every
single one of them.Copy !req
182. What happened?Copy !req
183. The culprits
were severely punished,Copy !req
184. and I was rewarded
with a gold star.Copy !req
185. Oh, sure, my classmates were
pretty mad at me at first.Copy !req
186. They called me a weasel,Copy !req
187. they refused
to eat lunch with me,Copy !req
188. and beat me up
on a regular basis.Copy !req
189. In fact, my reputation
as a weaselCopy !req
190. followed me all the way
into high school and college.Copy !req
191. I was stuffed into lockers,Copy !req
192. had "Kick me" signs
taped to my back.Copy !req
193. I can't tell you
the abuse I sufferedCopy !req
194. from practically every personCopy !req
195. I ever came in contact with.Copy !req
196. I didn't have a date
till I was 23.Copy !req
197. But I didn't care
about those things,Copy !req
198. because I knew that
I had done the right thing.Copy !req
199. And in the end,
I overcame all that abuseCopy !req
200. and I grew up to becomeCopy !req
201. an elementary school
principal.Copy !req
202. Wouldn't you like to becomeCopy !req
203. an elementary school
principal?Copy !req
204. Not really.Copy !req
205. You told him, didn't you?
No, Harold.Copy !req
206. You're lying.
I saw you talking to Wartz.Copy !req
207. You told him it was me,Copy !req
208. and Stinky, and Sid,
didn't you? Didn't you?Copy !req
209. No, Harold. I didn't.Copy !req
210. Well, why not?Copy !req
211. Because it wouldn't be right.Copy !req
212. But you got detention
for four weeks,Copy !req
213. and you didn't
even do anything.Copy !req
214. If I was you and you were me,Copy !req
215. I would have cracked
the first dayCopy !req
216. and ratted you out.Copy !req
217. Well, maybe
you would've, Harold.Copy !req
218. But I didn't,
and I'm not going to.Copy !req
219. I gotta go.Copy !req
220. Young man?
Huh? (GASPS)Copy !req
221. Hello, Principal Wartz.Copy !req
222. Hello. Do you recognize
anyone in this sketch?Copy !req
223. No, sir, I don't.
I really don't. Not at all.Copy !req
224. All right. Well, keep up
the good work, son.Copy !req
225. I sure will,
Mr. Principal Wartz.Copy !req
226. He gave me
four weeks detention.Copy !req
227. But you didn't
even do anything.Copy !req
228. You better not tell,
or I'll pound you.Copy !req
229. Keep up
the good work, son.Copy !req
230. Man, Arnold,
I can't believe it.Copy !req
231. Your last day of detentionCopy !req
232. and you're completely
innocent.Copy !req
233. If you finish off the dayCopy !req
234. and don't snitch
on those other guys,Copy !req
235. this is gonna go on
your permanent record.Copy !req
236. It's just something
I've gotta do.Copy !req
237. Young man,
I hold here in my handCopy !req
238. your permanent record.Copy !req
239. Now you still have a chance
to save yourself.Copy !req
240. Just tell me
who the real mooners are.Copy !req
241. Tell me their names,
and I won't have to enterCopy !req
242. this terrible black mark
on your record.Copy !req
243. I can't do that.Copy !req
244. You understand that
your permanent recordCopy !req
245. will follow you
all the way to junior high?Copy !req
246. I understand.Copy !req
247. And you still won't tell?Copy !req
248. No.
Then you leave me
no choice.Copy !req
249. (DOOR SLAMS OPEN)
I did it! It was me!Copy !req
250. I'm sorry!Copy !req
251. Arnold is completely innocent!Copy !req
252. I'm the mooner!Copy !req
253. (WAILING) I'm the mooner!Copy !req
254. I'm guilty, too.Copy !req
255. And me.
We all did it together.Copy !req
256. Arnold had nothing
to do with it.Copy !req
257. He was just a pawn
in our horrible twisted prank!Copy !req
258. He's a saint!
He's a saint.Copy !req
259. Well, young man, I suppose
this lets you off the hookCopy !req
260. for now.Copy !req
261. I had to do it. I just
couldn't live with the guilt.Copy !req
262. It's gonna go on
your permanent record.Copy !req
263. Oh, I know.
But, I never figuredCopy !req
264. I'd make it
to junior high anyways.Copy !req
265. I'm feeling so much better
now that we fessed up.Copy !req
266. Me, too. I guess
we didn't realize it.Copy !req
267. But deep down,
the guilt was
driving us crazyCopy !req
268. the whole time.
You know, subconsciously.Copy !req
269. Hey, Arnold,
remember when I said
you didn't have any gutsCopy !req
270. because you wouldn't
moon Principal Wartz?Copy !req
271. Yeah?
Well, you didn't
have any guts then.Copy !req
272. But after you stood up to
Wartz and didn't rat us out,Copy !req
273. well, I figured
that took a lot of guts.Copy !req
274. More guts than me, and Stinky,
and Sid got put together.Copy !req
275. Yeah, Arnold.
(SNAPS FINGERS)
You got guts.Copy !req
276. You're just chock-full
of guts.Copy !req
277. Thanks.
Hey, guys.
What do you say tomorrowCopy !req
278. we'll make a great big ol'
sign that says "Kick me"Copy !req
279. and tape it to
Mr. Simmons' back?Copy !req
280. (LAUGHS) What a great idea!Copy !req
281. Everybody will be kicking
him all day.Copy !req
282. And he won't get why.Copy !req
283. I don't know
if that's such a great idea.Copy !req
284. The eagle has landed, Miriam.Copy !req
285. Oh, it's just so exciting.Copy !req
286. Seven whole days of Olga.Copy !req
287. This is gonna be great.Copy !req
288. This stinks!Copy !req
289. Why can't Olga just go
to Fort Lauderdale
like a normal college student?Copy !req
290. It's the same thing
every year.Copy !req
291. Olga comes home for a week,Copy !req
292. she's the center of attention,Copy !req
293. and I'm shoved
into the backgroundCopy !req
294. like I'm invisible
or something.Copy !req
295. (SCOFFS) Some sister.Copy !req
296. All she ever thinks about
is herself.Copy !req
297. She's never cared about me.Copy !req
298. No wonder we don't get along.Copy !req
299. (SIGHS) Oh, well.Copy !req
300. Olga and I
will never be close.Copy !req
301. Mommy! Daddy!Copy !req
302. - Oh, come over here!
- We missed you, dear.Copy !req
303. Is that you hiding back there,
baby sister?Copy !req
304. It sure is.
Nothing gets by you, Olga.Copy !req
305. You're such a silly.
Now, give us a hug.Copy !req
306. That's such a pretty bow.
Is it new?Copy !req
307. I've only worn it
since I was four.Copy !req
308. Oh, Helga,
I've missed you so much.Copy !req
309. Really, I have.
I've been thinking about youCopy !req
310. ever since my developmental
child psychology class,Copy !req
311. which absolutely
changed my life.Copy !req
312. I learned that
sibling relationshipsCopy !req
313. are the most important
inter-personal relationshipsCopy !req
314. we as human beings
can ever form.Copy !req
315. And so, I decided
that I want to useCopy !req
316. my vacation
to bond with you.
Huh?Copy !req
317. I want us to spend
every waking moment together,Copy !req
318. getting to know each other,
sharing secrets.Copy !req
319. You know, Helga, you and I
have never been very close.Copy !req
320. I want that all to change.
You do?Copy !req
321. Oh, yes, Helga.Copy !req
322. That's why I planned
a special surpriseCopy !req
323. only I can't tell you
what it is until tomorrow.Copy !req
324. I mean, it's bad enough
that OlgaCopy !req
325. has to be so darn
touchy-feely,Copy !req
326. but then she has to bust outCopy !req
327. this "let's get closer
together" crap
all on top of it.Copy !req
328. I'm telling you, Phoebe,
she's giving me the creeps.Copy !req
329. Well, at least she'll
only be here a week.Copy !req
330. Class, I am happy to announceCopy !req
331. that we have
a special additionCopy !req
332. to our academic family,Copy !req
333. a student teacher.Copy !req
334. Another teacher?
One is bad enough.Copy !req
335. Please join me in welcoming
our new instructor,Copy !req
336. Miss Olga Pataki.Copy !req
337. Good morning, boys and girls.Copy !req
338. And surprise to you,
baby sister.Copy !req
339. I'm not really home
for spring break.Copy !req
340. I'm spending
the entire semesterCopy !req
341. here at P.S. 118,Copy !req
342. pursuing my true passion,Copy !req
343. the teaching of
little children.Copy !req
344. I was gonna go to Alaska
to teach Inuit students,Copy !req
345. but then I was struck
with a brilliant idea.Copy !req
346. If I came here instead,
I'd get to teachCopy !req
347. and spend time with you
getting closer.Copy !req
348. Isn't it fantastic?Copy !req
349. So, since you're gonna be
hanging aroundCopy !req
350. and we're gonna be spending
a lot of time together,Copy !req
351. I thought we'd better
set up a few
healthy boundaries.Copy !req
352. Boundaries?Copy !req
353. (STAMMERING)
Like, for starters, you don't
wanna boss me around too muchCopy !req
354. or meddle in my
personal affairs.Copy !req
355. It just wouldn't look good.Copy !req
356. And if I were you,
I'd steer clearCopy !req
357. of any embarrassing
family stories.Copy !req
358. It might make
people uncomfortable.
Wouldn't you agree?Copy !req
359. Don't be such a silly.Copy !req
360. I'd never do
any of those things.Copy !req
361. No, really, Olga, I'm serious.Copy !req
362. I've got a reputation
and a lot of yearsCopy !req
363. put up in P.S. 118,
and I don't wanna lose that.Copy !req
364. You know things about me
that can blow all that workCopy !req
365. right out of the water.Copy !req
366. Helga, don't worry.
I assure you.Copy !req
367. Your concerns are my concerns.Copy !req
368. The one sole all-encompassing
purpose of my being here,Copy !req
369. my primary goal,
my raison d'etre,Copy !req
370. is to simply get closer
to you, baby sister.Copy !req
371. (SIGHS) Oh, come on, Olga.
You're just saying that.Copy !req
372. No, Helga, it's true.Copy !req
373. You see, I realized
all those spring breaks pastCopy !req
374. weren't exactly wonderful
between us.Copy !req
375. And I suppose much of it
was my faultCopy !req
376. for, well, for being
a little bit selfish.Copy !req
377. But I want this year
to be different.Copy !req
378. I want us to get along.
I want us to try.Copy !req
379. You're really serious?Copy !req
380. Oh, yes, baby sister.Copy !req
381. Will you give me that chance?Copy !req
382. Will you give us that chance?Copy !req
383. Oh, another "F."
I always fail.Copy !req
384. I might as well just give up
on book learning altogether.Copy !req
385. You mustn't give up, Stinky.Copy !req
386. If at first
you don't succeed,
try again.Copy !req
387. You know, class, this reminds
me of an inspirational story.Copy !req
388. It's about a little girl
who didn't thinkCopy !req
389. she could overcome
her own problem.Copy !req
390. Was she a failure
at book learning, too?Copy !req
391. No, Stinky. This little girlCopy !req
392. had another kind of problem,
you see.Copy !req
393. She was a bed-wetter.
(GULPS)Copy !req
394. Hard as she tried, she just
couldn't stop wetting the bed.Copy !req
395. Every night, she went to sleepCopy !req
396. with rubber pants
and rubber sheets.Copy !req
397. And the tragic thing isCopy !req
398. that this bed-wetting went on
until she was seven years old.Copy !req
399. (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
That's pathetic!Copy !req
400. Yes. But one day, she decided
enough was enough.Copy !req
401. And that brave little girl
threw away her rubber pants,Copy !req
402. and went to bed that nightCopy !req
403. determined to overcome
her delicate problem,Copy !req
404. and she did.Copy !req
405. And after that night,
she never wet the bed again,Copy !req
406. except for one or two
little accidents.Copy !req
407. And do you know who that
little girl grew up to be?Copy !req
408. Look, it's Helga,
the bed-wetter!
(LAUGHTER)Copy !req
409. (GROANS)
Listen, you big tub of lard.Copy !req
410. If you ever
call me that again,Copy !req
411. I swear I'll...
Helga!Copy !req
412. It's not a very nice way to
play with your little friends.Copy !req
413. But... (SIGHS)
But nothing, baby sister.Copy !req
414. I'm gonna have to
assign you detentionCopy !req
415. for the rest of the week.Copy !req
416. And I feel like
I'm truly connectingCopy !req
417. with the children.
How wonderful, honey.Copy !req
418. Yeah, that's great, Olga.Copy !req
419. Now, pass me one more
of your home-made dumplings.Copy !req
420. Arnold!
Hey, Helga.Copy !req
421. I mean, what are you
doing here, football head?Copy !req
422. Arnold's here for his tutoring
session with me.Copy !req
423. That tears it.
She's embarrassed me,Copy !req
424. given me detention, and now
she's stealing the affectionsCopy !req
425. of the boy whom for years
I've tormented and belittled,Copy !req
426. but whom I secretly
and passionately loveCopy !req
427. in my own twisted way.Copy !req
428. She doesn't wanna
be closer to me.Copy !req
429. She wants to destroy me.Copy !req
430. I've gotta get rid of Olga
before she completely
wrecks my life.Copy !req
431. If Olga can't drive her car,Copy !req
432. then she can't
get to work tomorrow.Copy !req
433. (SIGHS) A day without Olga.Copy !req
434. This is gonna be sweet.Copy !req
435. Oh, Helga, there you are.Copy !req
436. I had a flat tire
this morning.
Isn't that fantastic?Copy !req
437. At first,
I thought it was terrible,Copy !req
438. but then I realized it was
actually a lucky thing.Copy !req
439. I thought, "Why am I
driving to schoolCopy !req
440. "when I can take the bus
and be with my baby sister?"Copy !req
441. Isn't it just wonderful?Copy !req
442. When Olga bites into this,Copy !req
443. she'll freak out
and have to go home.
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
444. Oh, look.Copy !req
445. Someone left me
a shiny red apple.
(GASPS)Copy !req
446. Mmm! (GASPS)Copy !req
447. There's a worm in it!
(GASPS)Copy !req
448. Miss Pataki,
I think I'm gonna...Copy !req
449. I think I'm gonna
have to lie down.Copy !req
450. Do you think you can
handle the classCopy !req
451. for the rest of the day
by yourself?Copy !req
452. Olga's lesson plan.Copy !req
453. If she's unprepared for class,Copy !req
454. maybe she'll get fired.
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
455. Hmm. That's so strange.Copy !req
456. I've misplaced
my lesson plan.Copy !req
457. Well, that's okay, but, gosh,Copy !req
458. what... what are we going
to do without a lesson plan?Copy !req
459. Well, I don't wanna overstep
my boundaries,Copy !req
460. but we could take
the children to the parkCopy !req
461. and organize a nature study.Copy !req
462. (CHEERING)
That is a wonderful idea.Copy !req
463. Thank you, Miss Pataki.Copy !req
464. So, this is
about your sister?Copy !req
465. Duh! In case
you haven't noticed, Arnoldo,Copy !req
466. Olga is making me miserable.Copy !req
467. Have you tried talking to her?Copy !req
468. Only about a thousand times.Copy !req
469. But she's too busy blabbingCopy !req
470. about how wonderful
everything isCopy !req
471. to listen to me.Copy !req
472. Then you have to make her
listen to you.Copy !req
473. How? You mean,
like, with a clubCopy !req
474. or a baseball bat
or something?Copy !req
475. No. With just
plain honest talk.Copy !req
476. Sit her down and tell her
how you really, really feel,Copy !req
477. even if it hurts.Copy !req
478. If Olga really cares about you
like she says she does,Copy !req
479. then she will listen to you.Copy !req
480. What is it, Helga?Copy !req
481. Did you need me to help you
with your homework?Copy !req
482. Gosh, isn't it so wonderful
that I can help youCopy !req
483. and we can get closer
at the same time?Copy !req
484. It's perfect.Copy !req
485. No, Olga, it's not perfect.Copy !req
486. It's not?
No, it's not. It's rotten.Copy !req
487. Rotten? But how could
it be rotten?Copy !req
488. We're spending
so much time together,Copy !req
489. getting to know each other.Copy !req
490. That's the rotten part.Copy !req
491. Look, Olga, you think
you're getting to know me,Copy !req
492. but you don't know
the first thing about me.Copy !req
493. You think spending a lot
of time togetherCopy !req
494. is making us closer,
but it's not.Copy !req
495. The truth is, Olga,
I can't stand you.Copy !req
496. (VOICE BREAKING)
You can't stand me?Copy !req
497. But all I ever wanted was
to be closer to you, Helga.Copy !req
498. I tried. I really did.Copy !req
499. But I just didn't do
anything right.Copy !req
500. And now you hate me,
baby sister.Copy !req
501. You hate me, and there's
nothing I can do about it.Copy !req
502. Well, there is one thing.Copy !req
503. What, Helga? What can I do?Copy !req
504. How can I show you how much
I love and care about you?Copy !req
505. I'll do anything,
just name it.Copy !req
506. Just tell me what to do.Copy !req
507. But Helga,
I still don't understand.Copy !req
508. If I get on that plane
and go to AlaskaCopy !req
509. to teach desperate
and underprivileged
Inuit children,Copy !req
510. how will that ever make us
closer to each other?Copy !req
511. Olga, I know it may not
make much senseCopy !req
512. to you now, but trust me.Copy !req
513. The further away you are
from me, the closer we'll be.Copy !req
514. I don't understand, Helga.Copy !req
515. But I do trust you,
baby sister.Copy !req
516. Then get on that plane.Copy !req
517. If you don't,
you and I will both regret it.Copy !req
518. We'll regret it today,
tomorrow,Copy !req
519. and for the rest of our lives.Copy !req
520. But Helga, I may not
see you for a year.Copy !req
521. Think of all
the Inuit childrenCopy !req
522. who need your teaching skills.Copy !req
523. And in your spare time,
you can think of me.Copy !req
524. Okay. Yes.Copy !req
525. (SNIFFLES) I will.Copy !req
526. Get on the plane, Olga.Copy !req
527. "Dear Helga,
Alaska is wonderful.Copy !req
528. "I'm really connecting
with the Inuit children.Copy !req
529. "I still don't understand
what happened between us.Copy !req
530. "But all I know is I miss you
terribly, baby sister.Copy !req
531. "Write soon.
Love, love, love,
more love, Olga."Copy !req
532. "Dear Olga, I'm glad
to hear you're doing well.Copy !req
533. "Everything here is fine.Copy !req
534. "Most of the kids have even
forgotten about the incident.Copy !req
535. "From Helga."Copy !req
536. "Love, Helga."Copy !req