Hey Arnold! 1x8

Directed by Kelly James • Jamie Mitchell

Tress MacNeille as Grandma Gertie / Mayor Dixie (voice) • Dom Irrera as Ernie Potts (voice) • Rick Corso as Dino Spumoni (voice)

Arnold is asked by his Grandma to help save an old building, and then asked by Ernie to help knock the building down! Who will Arnold decide to go along with? How can he get out of this tricky situation?

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1. ARNOLD!

2. HEY, ARNOLD!

3. HEY, ARNOLD!

4. ARNOLD!

5. ARNOLD!

6. ARNOLD!

7. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

8. and NICKELODEON]

9. AR-NOLD!

10. MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD!

11. HEY, ARNOLD!

12. ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR YOU

13. ONE FOR YOU...

14. OH, UH, HELLO, HELGA.

15. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A PICTURE?

16. IT'LL LAST LONGER.

17. DWOING!

18. YEAH.

19. WHY ISN'T HELGA INVITED

20. TO RHONDA'S PARTY?

21. WELL, IT IS A GIRL PARTY.

22. HELGA'S A GIRL.

23. SHE IS?

24. OH, YEAH, I ALWAYS FORGET.

25. SO, PHOEBE, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO SATURDAY NIGHT?

26. GOOF ON THE GEEKS

27. AT THE VIDEO ARCADE?

28. I'M THINKING OF GOING TO RHONDA'S PARTY.

29. THEY'RE GOING TO DO MAKEOVERS.

30. RHONDA'S PARTY?

31. YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY

32. GOING TO THAT, ARE YOU?

33. WELL, NO... I MEAN, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T GET

34. AN INVITATION, AND...

35. I DIDN'T WANT AN INVITATION.

36. WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO TO A STUPID GIRLY PARTY?

37. YEAH, I FIGURED, BUT

38. I WAS JUST THINKING... IT MIGHT BE INTERESTING.

39. INTERESTING?

40. YEAH, RIGHT.

41. BUT, HELGA...

42. NO, GO!

43. GO TO RHONDA'S PARTY

44. AND HAVE YOUR LITTLE MAKEOVERS.

45. IT'S NO SNOT OUT OF MY NOSE.

46. I'VE GOT A MILLION

47. BETTER THINGS TO DO

48. ON A SATURDAY NIGHT THAN BE STUCK IN A ROOM

49. WITH A BUNCH OF SISSY GIRLS.

50. FINE.

51. I GOT IT... I GOT IT!

52. HUH? I DON'T GOT IT.

53. OKAY, A HUNDRED POINTS FOR ME.

54. SMACK IT AGAIN.

55. WAIT A MINUTE.

56. YOU CAN'T PLAY.

57. THIS GAME IS BOYS ONLY.

58. SAYS WHO, PINK BOY?

59. SAYS, UH... SID.

60. YEAH, TELL HER, SID.

61. PLEASE, DON'T HURT ME.

62. WE'RE HAVING A BOYS ONLY GAME

63. SINCE ALL THE GIRLS ARE HAVING

64. A GIRLS ONLY SLUMBER PARTY.

65. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

66. HOW COME YOU'RE NOT AT THE SLUMBER PARTY?

67. OH, YEAH, I FORGOT.

68. YOU WEREN'T INVITED BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GIRL ENOUGH.

69. SHUT UP!

70. THAT'S NOT TRUE.

71. I WAS INVITED, I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO GO.

72. HELGA'S NOT A GIRL.

73. HELGA'S NOT A GIRL.

74. HELGA'S NOT A GIRL.

75. HELGA'S NOT A GIRL.

76. HELGA'S NOT A GIRL.

77. HELGA'S NOT A GIRL.

78. HELGA'S NOT A GIRL.

79. THAT'S IT...

80. YOU'RE DEAD.

81. COME BACK HERE

82. YOU BIG FLUMMOX!

83. YOU KNOW, GERALD

84. I ALMOST FEEL SORRY FOR HER.

85. THE KEY WORD THERE IS "ALMOST."

86. "NOT GIRL ENOUGH."

87. WHAT A BUNCH OF CRAP.

88. I AM, TOO, A GIRL.

89. I'M PRETTY, I'M FEMININE, I'M DELICATE...

90. OH, EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN.

91. I'M A GIRL!

92. AND THEN HELGA GOES "I OUGHT TO DECK YOU, FAT BOY."

93. I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT.

94. I OUGHT TO DECK THEM ALL.

95. OUT OF MY WAY... GEEK FACE.

96. ET TU, PHOEBE?

97. I'LL SHOW THEM FEMININE.

98. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL.

99. THEY'LL BE SORRY THEY EVER MESSED

100. WITH HELGA G. PATAKI.

101. HELLO, HELGA, HOW ARE YOU?

102. OH, FINE, FINE, MRS. JOHANSEN.

103. JUST PICKING UP MY USUAL MAGAZINES

104. NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY HERE.

105. YO, YOLANDA.

106. HOW MUCH FOR THIS COPY

107. OF PRETEEN MISS?

108. PRETEEN MISS?

109. YEAH, PRETEEN MISS.

110. THE ONE WITH THE FEATURE

111. ON HOW TO MAKE UGLY GIRLS PRETTY?

112. HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?

113. OH, WELL, I MIGHT AS WELL TAKE IT.

114. I CAN PROBABLY USE IT TO... UH, UH...

115. LINE MY BIRDCAGE WITH.

116. YEAH, THAT'S IT.

117. HMM...

118. AM I A FIRE ENGINE RED

119. OR A PEARLY PINK?

120. WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE?

121. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

122. I'M FINE, MOTHER.

123. CAN'T I HAVE

124. A FEW MOMENTS OF PEACE IN THE BATHROOM?

125. CRIMINY!

126. OW, OW, OUCH!

127. YOUR FATHER NEEDS TO USE THE BATHROOM NOW.

128. OKAY, OKAY!

129. THERE. SATISFIED?

130. OH, MY!

131. HMM... MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE GONE

132. A BIT LIGHTER ON THE EYE SHADOW.

133. HEY, YOU GUYS

134. I JUST SAW HELGA

135. ON HER WAY TO RHONDA'S PARTY

136. AND SHE'S ALL DOLLED UP... LIKE A GIRL!

137. HELGA, LIKE A GIRL?

138. THIS I GOT TO SEE.

139. I SAY ALL US GUYS

140. GO OVER THERE RIGHT NOW

141. AND CRASH THEIR PARTY.

142. YEAH, LET'S DO IT.

143. HELGA?

144. RHONDA, DARLING.

145. GREAT TO SEE YOU.

146. SORRY I'M LATE.

147. SO!

148. WHAT ARE WE DOING, LADIES?

149. POLISHING OUR NAILS?

150. HELGA! YOU LOOK... GREAT.

151. OH, THIS OLD THING?

152. JUST SOMETHING I HAD LYING AROUND THE HOUSE.

153. IT'S ALL THE RAGE THIS SEASON, THOUGH.

154. I BROUGHT SOME OF MY OLD MAKEUP

155. IN CASE YOU WANTED ANY TIPS.

156. NADINE, DEAR, THAT PINK NAIL POLISH

157. MAKES YOUR FINGERS LOOK AWFULLY STUBBY

158. DON'T YOU THINK?

159. I'D SAY YOU'RE REALLY MORE OF A CORAL.

160. UH, HELGA?

161. CAN I TALK TO YOU

162. FOR A MINUTE?

163. NOT NOW, DEAR.

164. OH, YES, NADINE YOU'RE DEFINITELY A CORAL.

165. OKAY, IS EVERYBODY READY FOR FACIALS?

166. HELGA?

167. OH, RHONDA

168. YOU ARE SO...

169. CHANTAY.

170. I CAN FEEL MY PORES OPENING ALREADY.

171. HELGA, CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU?

172. WELL...

173. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES.

174. I HAVE TO SHARE A PRIVATE MOMENT

175. WITH ONE OF MY PLAINER ACQUAINTANCES.

176. HELGA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

177. GETTING A FACIAL.

178. YOU NEVER LIKED THIS GIRLY STUFF.

179. THAT'S THE OLD HELGA.

180. THE NEW HELGA CAN BE JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE NEXT GIRL.

181. YEAH, WELL I LIKED THE OLD HELGA BETTER.

182. AT LEAST SHE WAS HONEST.

183. SHE'D NEVER PRETEND TO LIKE THIS STUFF

184. TO FIT IN WITH THE CROWD.

185. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS

186. BECAUSE I'M MORE FEMININE AND WOMANLY.

187. AND NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME

188. THIS GORGEOUS KISSER'S

189. GOT A DATE WITH A BOWL OF GUACAMOLE.

190. OKAY, HELGA...

191. YOU'RE NEXT.

192. GEE... I AM.

193. WELL... OKAY.

194. GIVE ME THE WORKS.

195. AAH!

196. STOP!

197. WHAT'S WRONG!

198. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG.

199. THIS IS STUPID

200. THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG.

201. BUT HELGA, THIS MASK WILL HELP

202. REDUCE WRINKLES AND SIGNS OF AGING.

203. WE DON'T HAVE WRINKLES!

204. UH!

205. WE DON'T HAVE SIGNS OF AGING.

206. WE'RE NINE YEARS OLD.

207. OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT.

208. WHEN THEY SEE ALL OF US IN THE WINDOW

209. THEY'RE GOING TO SCREAM BLOODY MURDER.

210. YOU KNOW, HELGA, MAYBE

211. WE WERE WRONG ABOUT YOU.

212. MAYBE YOU'RE NOT LIKE THE REST OF US.

213. YOU'RE RIGHT, RHONDA.

214. I'M NOT LIKE THE REST OF YOU.

215. I'M NOT WEARING A MASK.

216. I MEAN, LOOK AT US.

217. TIN FOIL IN OUR HAIR

218. GLOP ON OUR FACES

219. HIGH-HEELED SHOES?

220. WHY ARE WE WEARING THESE?

221. WE'RE ALREADY TALLER THAN THE BOYS.

222. BUT HELGA, THIS IS WHAT GIRLS DO.

223. I MEAN...

224. WHAT COULD BE

225. MORE FUN THAN THIS?

226. YEAH, WHAT, HELGA?

227. YEAH, WHAT?

228. DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

229. THE HORROR, THE HORROR!

230. COME BACK HERE, YOU CHICKEN BUTTS!

231. SHOULD WE GO BACK AND HELP HIM?

232. ARE YOU KIDDING?

233. IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF.

234. WELL, WELL, WELL.

235. LOOKIE WHAT WE GOT HERE.

236. HELP!

237. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

238. BURNT COPPER OR CORAL PINK?

239. HELP, LET ME GO!

240. LET ME GO!

241. NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A GOOD PARTY.

242. YOU SAID IT, HELGA.

243. HEY, ARNOLD!

244. CAREFUL WITH THAT LEVER.

245. IT SWINGS THE WRECKING BALL.

246. NOW, MOVE IT SLOWLY TOWARD YOU.

247. THAT'S IT, A LITTLE MORE.

248. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

249. I ALMOST FORGOT.

250. Man on tape: ♪ I'LL SMASH A VASE, THE RADIO

251. AH, DINO SPUMONI.

252. BEFORE YOUR TIME.

253. ONE OF THE GREATS.

254. THIS SONG FIRST INSPIRED ME

255. TO GET INTO DEMOLITIONS.

256. I ALWAYS PLAY IT WHEN I'M KNOCKING THINGS DOWN.

257. IT SCARES THE BRICKS.

258. GO AHEAD.

259. PULL THE LEVER.

260. COOL.

261. YOU'RE A NATURAL.

262. I OUGHT TO TAKE YOU ON AS AN APPRENTICE.

263. YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME?

264. SURE, YOU'VE GOT THE KNACK.

265. NOW, THE FIRST THING WE GOT TO DO

266. IS GET YOU A NICKNAME.

267. COOL, HOW ABOUT "THE TERMINATOR"?

268. NAH, TOO DRAMATIC.

269. WAIT, WAIT, I GOT IT.

270. THE PERFECT NICKNAME FOR YOU—

271. "BILL."

272. BILL? THAT'S A NICKNAME?

273. YEAH, IT'S A GREAT NICKNAME.

274. COME ON, MEET THE CREW.

275. HEY, ERNIE, MAN, WHAT'S SHAKING, HUH?

276. YOU MEAN BESIDES YOUR GUT?

277. THIS IS THE KID I BEEN TELLING YOU ABOUT, BILL.

278. GLAD TO MEET YOU, BILLY.

279. YOU HERE TO HELP ERNIE

280. CELEBRATE JOINING THE 500 CLUB?

281. UH...

282. YEAH, ARNOLD

283. I BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU.

284. WE GOT A TRADITION HERE.

285. AT YOUR 500th DEMOLITION

286. YOUR SON GETS TO SIT IN THE WRECKING RIG WITH YOU.

287. ONLY, I NEVER MET THE RIGHT WOMAN, SEE.

288. SO IT'S A LITTLE SHORT NOTICE

289. FOR ME TO COME UP WITH A SON BY WEDNESDAY.

290. AND, WELL...

291. WHAT I MEAN TO SAY, ARNOLD, IS...

292. I'D LOVE TO.

293. HI, GRANDMA.

294. SORRY, NO TIME FOR SMALL TALK, KIDDO.

295. WE'VE GOT TO SAVE THE CIRCLE THEATER.

296. WE DO?

297. THEY WANT TO TEAR IT DOWN AND PUT IN AN 18-SCREEN MULTIPLEX.

298. ONE OF THOSE SURROUND-SOUND

299. AIR-CONDITIONED, PLUSH SEAT, BIG SCREEN DEALS.

300. OH, BOY. SOUNDS...

301. HUH?

302. HORRIBLE.

303. THAT'S RIGHT.

304. THE CIRCLE THEATER IS THE PLACE

305. WHERE DINO SPUMONI GOT HIS BIG BREAK.

306. GRANDPA AND I HAD OUR FIRST DATE THERE.

307. THAT SPUMONI...

308. HE'S THE DREAMIEST.

309. MM, WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?

310. I'D LOVE TO.

311. SO, WILL YOU HELP ME ARNOLD?

312. YOU BET, GRANDMA.

313. I'D BE GLAD TO HELP YOU.

314. YO, BILL, COME HERE.

315. YOU STILL DOING THAT EXERCISE I TAUGHT YOU?

316. YUP.

317. REACH, PULL, REACH, PULL!

318. GOOD BOY.

319. DO THAT EVERY DAY

320. AND WHEN THE BIG MOMENT COMES

321. YOU'LL BE READY.

322. THANKS, ERNIE.

323. THIS IS THE SETUP, YOU SEE.

324. COOL.

325. I GOT THE LITTLE LEVER.

326. CIRCLE THEATER? OH, NO!

327. NOW, WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DO THIS.

328. BOOM! PERFECT!

329. YOU SEE THAT?

330. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

331. YEAH, I SAW.

332. WHEN YOU AND I PULL THAT LEVER TOGETHER

333. IT WILL BE THE PROUDEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

334. THE DAY I FINALLY JOIN THE 500 CLUB.

335. WOO-HOO-HOO!

336. AND YOU'LL BE THERE BY MY SIDE

337. LIKE THE SON I NEVER HAD.

338. RIGHT, ARNOLD?

339. YOU WON'T LET ME DOWN, WILL YOU?

340. I BEEN LET DOWN A LOT IN MY LIFE.

341. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN TAKE ONE MORE DISAPPOINTMENT, SON.

342. YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, ERNIE.

343. OH, ARNOLD, I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU

344. FOR HELPING ME ON THE BIG CAMPAIGN.

345. IT'S YOU AND ME, ARNOLD

346. STANDING TOGETHER, SIDE BY SIDE,

347. AGAINST THEM ALL.

348. YOU WON'T LET ME DOWN, WILL YOU?

349. UH, NO, GRANDMA, YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.

350. HEY, GRANDPA?

351. I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD TALK TO YOU.

352. I'VE KIND OF GOT A PROBLEM.

353. SHOOT, SHORT MAN.

354. OW!

355. GRANDMA IS COUNTING ON ME

356. TO HELP SAVE THE CIRCLE THEATER.

357. AND I WANT TO HELP HER.

358. OF COURSE YOU DO!

359. IT'S A GREAT CAUSE, NO PROBLEM.

360. AND ERNIE'S COUNTING ON ME

361. TO HELP HIM KNOCK DOWN THE CIRCLE THEATER.

362. HE SAYS I'M LIKE A SON TO HIM.

363. BESIDES, I GET TO DRIVE A WRECKING BALL.

364. LIKE I ALWAYS SAY

365. HOW MANY CHANCES WILL YOU GET

366. TO DRIVE A WRECKING BALL?

367. NO PROBLEM.

368. NO, SEE, I TOLD GRANDMA

369. I'D HELP SAVE THE SAME BUILDING

370. I TOLD ERNIE I'D HELP DESTROY.

371. NOW YOU GOT A PROBLEM.

372. I KNOW THAT.

373. BUT WHAT DO I DO?

374. WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU CAN DO.

375. UH, WELL, WHAT YOU COULD DO IS...

376. SHOOT FIRE

377. TIME FOR MY MEDICATION.

378. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.

379. DON'T CALL ME, I'LL CALL YOU.

380. I KNOW, I'LL JUST TELL THEM BOTH I WANT OUT.

381. THEY'RE ADULTS.

382. THEY'LL UNDERSTAND.

383. HEY, ARNOLD.

384. ASK YOUR GRANDMA THERE TO PASS THE POTATOES.

385. THAT IS UNLESS SHE WANTS TO PRESERVE THEM

386. FOR ANOTHER 500 YEARS.

387. HERE, ARNOLD.

388. TELL YOUR FRIEND I'M SORRY THEY AREN'T MASHED.

389. BUT HE PROBABLY WANTS TO DO THAT HIMSELF.

390. FINISHED?

391. BOOM!

392. STOP IT!

393. YOU'D KNOCK DOWN THE STATUE OF LIBERTY

394. IF IT GOT A GRAY HAIR.

395. YOU'D SAVE A PILE OF DOG DROPPINGS

396. IF GEORGE WASHINGTON ONCE STEPPED IN IT.

397. COME HERE AND SAY THAT, DEMOLITION MAN!

398. YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?

399. YOU HOME-WRECKER!

400. THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

401. NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

402. YOU'VE UPSET THE BOY.

403. ME? HE'S MAD AT YOU.

404. REACH, PULL. REACH, PULL.

405. BOOM!

406. IT'S PROGRESS.

407. GRANDPA AND I

408. HAD OUR FIRST DATE HERE.

409. DINO SPUMONI, OUR FIRST DATE.

410. THIS SONG FIRST INSPIRED ME

411. TO GO INTO DEMOLITIONS.

412. DINO SPUMONI.

413. POOKIE, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

414. LISTEN TO REASON JUST ONCE AND COME HOME.

415. NOPE, I'M GOING TO SAVE THIS BUILDING.

416. BY YOURSELF?

417. NO, I'VE GOT ARNOLD WITH ME.

418. WELL, I DON'T SEE HIM.

419. HE'LL BE HERE.

420. THIS BUILDING'S ABOUT TO COME DOWN.

421. I PARKED MY CARCASS RIGHT HERE

422. AND I'M NOT MOVING.

423. WHERE ARE YOU, ARNOLD?

424. COME 9:00, YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR TUNE

425. AND I'LL GET MY 500th DEMOLITION.

426. HURRY UP, BILL.

427. WAIT, WAIT, STOP THE SHOW!

428. ARNOLD, YOU CAME!

429. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AS MAYOR OF OUR FAIR CITY

430. I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

431. I THOUGHT WE RECALLED HER.

432. BUT FIRST, TO SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT THE CIRCLE THEATER

433. LET ME INTRODUCE A MAN WHO NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION

434. MR. DINO SPUMONI.

435. DINO SPUMONI!

436. HOW YOUSE ALL DOING?

437. I WANT TO THANK A SPECIAL BOY

438. NAMED ARNOLD

439. WHO BROUGHT THIS SITUATION

440. TO MY ATTENTION.

441. YOU KNOW, THE CIRCLE'S GOT A LOT OF HISTORY FOR ME.

442. I SANG MY BEST NUMBERS HERE

443. PUNCHED THE FINEST PHOTOGRAPHERS IN THE WORLD.

444. POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

445. THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.

446. THIS BOY HERE

447. GOT ME AND THE MAYOR TOGETHER

448. AND WE REALIZED

449. WE GOT TO SAVE THIS FINE OLD BUILDING.

450. I HEREBY DECLARE

451. THE OLD CIRCLE THEATER

452. A CITY LANDMARK.

453. OF COURSE!

454. THE CIRCLE THEATER!

455. YOU WERE THE REASON

456. I WENT INTO DEMOLITIONS.

457. THAT SONG OF YOURS.

458. TONY, GET ME OUT OF HERE.

459. LET'S MOVE IT OUT.

460. DINO, WAIT, COME BACK!

461. I WANT YOU TO SIGN MY HEAD.

462. YOU DID IT, ARNOLD.

463. YOU SAVED THE THEATER.

464. I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LET ME DOWN.

465. THANKS, ARNOLD.

466. YOU STOPPED ME FROM MAKING A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

467. TEARING DOWN DINO'S THEATER WOULD HAVE BEEN A SACRILEGE.

468. AND THE NEXT BUILDING I TEAR DOWN

469. MY REAL 500th

470. IT'LL BE YOU AND ME, KID.

471. IN THE END, IT WAS YOU AND ME.

472. HEY, CRAZY LADY

473. HE CAME THROUGH FOR ME.

474. IN YOUR DREAMS.

475. HE CAME THROUGH FOR ME.

476. ME!

477. ARE YOUR EARS PAINTED ON?

478. I SAID ME!

479. YEAH, MY EARS ARE PAINTED ON.

480. M-E, READ MY LIPS.

481. and NICKELODEON]

482. NOT ME.

483. MAYBE SOME OTHER CLOWN

484. BUT I'M NOT GONNA

485. SMASH YOUR HEART, BABY.

486. YOU'RE TALKING TO DINO OVER HERE.