Hey Arnold! 1x36

Directed by Dan Povenmire • Juli Murphy

Anndi McAfee as Phoebe Heyerdahl (voice) • Justin Shenkarow as Harold Berman (voice) • Sam Gifaldi as Sid (voice) • Kath Soucie as Miriam Pataki (voice) • Maurice LaMarche as Big Bob Pataki / TV Man (voice)

Arnold has a magic show and he makes a disappearing act and uses Helga as the person disappearing. Helga decides to play a trick and literally disappears. She bumps into a pole and has a dream on how the world would have been if she's gone.

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1. Here we go, here we go.

2. Arnold!

3. Hey, Arnold!

4. Hey, Arnold!

5. Arnold!

6. Arnold!

7. Arnold!

8. Arnold!

9. Move it, football head.

10. Helga, could you bring in the mail?

11. Please?

12. All right, mother.

13. Will my toil never cease?

14. Hey, what's this?

15. You are cordially invited to attend our magic

16. show today at 2 o'clock.

17. The Great Arnoldini will perform.

18. Arnold?

19. A magician?

20. How utterly appropriate.

21. Arnold, my love, weaving magic spells around my heart.

22. This I gotta see.

23. Helga, you're not going out, are you?

24. I got plans.

25. But it's your father's birthday.

26. Hey, Sid, where's the so-called magician?

27. Come on, let's go, I paid for this show.

28. Paid for it?

29. It's free, you bonehead.

30. Hey, Arnold, get out here.

31. One side.

32. Out of my way!

33. Hey, Phoebe, where's my seat?

34. I tried to save you one, but you weren't,

35. so I figured you'd find—

36. Oh, is that what you figured, huh?

37. I can't believe you.

38. You can't even save me a seat?

39. Is that asking so much?

40. You do everything wrong, Phoebe.

41. Everything!

42. Sorry, Helga.

43. Move your butt, pink boy.

44. You're in my seat.

45. Hey!

46. And now, the amazing Arnoldini!

47. Oh, brother, we're living in Geeksville.

48. I think he looks highly professional.

49. What, are you blind?

50. Two pigeons just flew out of his pants.

51. For my first trick, I will turn this water into

52. steam using only this hot plate.

53. Boo!

54. An ordinary pencil... or is it?

55. Presto frangelico.

56. The pencil turned into rubber.

57. Boo!

58. That's the oldest trick in the book.

59. What else you got in your repertoire, football head?

60. Arnold, maybe we should move to the grand finale.

61. Good idea.

62. Ladies and gentlemen, now for the most fantabulous feat

63. of fine finesse ever formulated.

64. Aw, forget it.

65. I will make a volunteer from this very audience disappear.

66. Who's gonna do it?

67. How about Helga?

68. Yeah!

69. Make Helga disappear!

70. Make Helga disappear!

71. Make Helga disappear!

72. Make Helga disappear!

73. All right, you bunch of clods.

74. I'll do it.

75. I'll go in the stupid box.

76. You don't have to do anything.

77. Just stand right here.

78. Arnoldini.

79. You couldn't make an ant disappear.

80. Helga, for once in your life,

81. would you just go along with this?

82. Flanders fine mcboing boing whiplash!

83. Spirits make Helga disappear in a big flash!

84. Whoo!

85. Yay!

86. Oh, come on.

87. What a cheap trick.

88. Man, Arnold, I wish we could make Helga really disappear.

89. Oh, that's funny.

90. That's very funny.

91. Hmm.

92. I'll show that Arnold-weenie a little trick of my own.

93. Dastardly do-right, burns and rubble,

94. send Helga Pataki back on the double!

95. Uh, there seems to be a technical problem here.

96. Let's try again.

97. Send Helga Pataki back on the double!

98. Now who's the magician?

99. But the downside is when everybody sees that I'm gone,

100. they'll be so, so sad.

101. Boo hoo.

102. And then Arnold will be arrested.

103. Search parties will be formed on every continent.

104. Crowds of strangers will comfort each other,

105. weeping openly like babies.

106. What a bunch of geeks.

107. Oh, Arnold.

108. Let's go.

109. Come on.

110. Yeah, what a great trick.

111. I really fooled them.

112. They'll all miss me.

113. They'll all—

114. What's the big idea?

115. What?

116. Come on, you're gonna be late for the rehearsal.

117. This is great.

118. Everyone got the day off today.

119. What's going on?

120. Hey, victim, I'm over here.

121. Oh my gosh, what's happening?

122. Am I ghost or something?

123. Hey, if I'm a ghost, I can fly.

124. Okay, I'm not a ghost.

125. But if I'm not a ghost, then what's going on?

126. Doy, doy, doy, doy.

127. Move it, Bucko.

128. Move it, Bucko.

129. Move it, Bucko.

130. Doy.

131. Move it, Bucko.

132. Move it, Bucko.

133. Doy.

134. Move it, Bucko.

135. Phew.

136. No more Helga!

137. No more Helga!

138. Oh yeah?

139. Come over here and say that, you— Oh, yeah, I'm a ghost.

140. They can't hear me.

141. I can't believe it.

142. They're happy I'm gone?

143. Everybody was supposed to miss me.

144. This can't be happening.

145. Okay, get a grip, Helga, girl.

146. Somebody's got to miss you.

147. I know, Big Bob and Miriam.

148. Mom!

149. Dad!

150. Sounds like it's coming from my room.

151. What in the name of creation is going on here?

152. What have you done to my room?

153. This has been the best birthday I could ever have imagined.

154. Nothing was missing.

155. Everything was perfect.

156. I'm so glad you're happy.

157. And the best present of all was that Helga isn't around anymore.

158. She doesn't care about me and my birthday.

159. Yes, it's too bad about Helga, but isn't it amazing

160. how my inner creativity has been unleashed lately.

161. Yes, darling.

162. And since I don't have to support Helga anymore,

163. I've been able to give up selling beepers and return

164. to my first love—the harp.

165. My parents?

166. Actually happy together?

167. And they don't miss me at all?

168. I can't believe this is happening.

169. Gross.

170. Phoebe.

171. My best friend Phoebe.

172. Yeah, Phoebe will miss me.

173. Phoebe, old pal, it's me.

174. Phoebe?

175. Oh, Gloria, you're the best friend I've ever had.

176. Gloria?

177. Who's Gloria?

178. This chump?

179. Is this Gloria?

180. And I saved a special seat for you right next to me because

181. you're my newest and best friend in the whole world.

182. Aw.

183. Have some of the cookies I baked you.

184. Thank you.

185. My old best friend never made me cookies.

186. She wasn't very nice.

187. I don't think she even liked me that much.

188. What was her name?

189. Who?

190. Me!

191. Your old best friend.

192. Oh.

193. Uh, wait... um.

194. Helga!

195. Hera?

196. Helga!

197. No, no, no.

198. Henrietta?

199. No, Helga!

200. No, that wasn't it.

201. Oh well, who cares?

202. I'm Helga!

203. Somebody remember me!

204. Somebody miss me!

205. Hey Sid, Gerald, you miss me, doncha?

206. I just saw you today.

207. Sid?

208. Gerald?

209. And remember, if you're out three times, you're the Helga.

210. And when it's your turn to chase the other kids

211. and make them cry, you're also the Helga.

212. What about when you're back in the game

213. and everybody likes you again?

214. Then you're the Gloria.

215. Cookies, anyone?

216. I never knew people didn't like me.

217. I can't believe it.

218. Absolutely no one misses me.

219. Arnold?

220. We're talking with magician the Amazing Arnoldini whose career

221. took off like a rocket after he made Helga Pataki disappear.

222. Arnold, how does it feel being a celebrity?

223. Ah, well, I don't know.

224. I guess it's all right.

225. Let me ask you this: Do you miss Helga?

226. Oh, not really.

227. Would you miss someone who went around calling

228. you a football head all the time?

229. Uh, no, I wouldn't.

230. Say, Arnold, is this a, uh,

231. special friend you have with you?

232. As a matter of fact, this is my very special friend, Ruth.

233. And I'd like to take this opportunity to announce to

234. the entire world that Ruth and I are to be married.

235. No!

236. No!

237. Huh?

238. It was all a dream.

239. But it was so real.

240. It was like no one cared I was gone because,

241. because maybe I was too mean to them.

242. Maybe I should have cared about my father and his birthday.

243. And maybe I shouldn't have been so hard on Phoebe so often.

244. And Arnold, poor Arnold.

245. I mocked him and ridiculed him.

246. I must apologize.

247. All magicians know that it takes 48 attempts

248. to bring someone back.

249. So finally, here she is, Helga!

250. Yay!

251. Ooh!

252. Thank you, thank you.

253. And a special thanks to my best friend, Phoebe.

254. Thank you, Helga.

255. Thank you, Arnold.

256. You're quite a magician.

257. And I want to tell all of you how sorry

258. I am for all the bad things I've ever done.

259. I mean, I've been domineering, cruel, bossy—

260. Intermission!

261. Free yahoo sodas over here!

262. Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo!

263. Hey, you slobs, I'm apologizing up here!

264. Arnold, I'm sorry I made fun of your magic and the shape

265. of your head and I wanted to tell you something.

266. What I'm trying to say is—

267. You already wrecked my last trick.

268. But, I was gonna say... What?

269. I'm listening.

270. Well, I was just gonna say that, that—

271. That you're a weird-headed geek!

272. Men, heh!

273. What a joke!

274. Oh.

275. Arnold!

276. Arnold!

277. Arnold!

278. Hey, Arnold!

279. Huh?

280. Move it, football head.

281. You're up.

282. The wind's in the east.

283. I should probably shoot for the gap between second and third.

284. Just try not to get hit, okay?

285. Yeah, good strategy.

286. Okay, move in!

287. This guy can't hit.

288. No stick, no stick.

289. Ooh, look who's up.

290. It's Arnold!

291. Come on, Arnold.

292. Paste it!

293. Thought you'd come play a little baseball, huh, Arnold?

294. Just throw the ball, Blimpo.

295. Hey, don't call me Blimpo.

296. I have a gland problem.

297. Strike one!

298. Wow.

299. What a good swing, Arnold.

300. What powerful arms.

301. Come on, come on.

302. All right already.

303. Keep your shirt on, Helga.

304. For all our sakes.

305. Strike two!

306. Ooh, good one.

307. Who taught you to bat anyway, your looney grandma?

308. Just throw it.

309. Harold?

310. You all right?

311. Say something, pink boy.

312. Goodnight, Mommy.

313. What?

314. What happened?

315. Arnold beaned you.

316. Who?

317. Arnold.

318. Well, it was just a lucky swing.

319. (all) Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.

320. Wait, don't touch him.

321. Ooh.

322. Why not?

323. Well, um, because you want to wait a day, that's why.

324. I do?

325. Yeah, you know, let him dangle a while.

326. Make him think about what he did to you.

327. Make him think what he did.

328. Yeah.

329. Yeah!

330. Okay.

331. Here's the deal.

332. Tomorrow, Arnold, right here.

333. It's clobbering time!

334. Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.

335. Hey, wait a minute.

336. Tomorrow?

337. What if he leaves town?

338. Don't worry.

339. He's not going anywhere.

340. I'll keep any eye on him.

341. Well, Gerald, it's been good knowing you.

342. Try to remember me as I am now, okay?

343. Not as I will be tomorrow—dead.

344. Come on, Arnold.

345. Just 'cause Harold says he's gonna kill you doesn't mean

346. he's gonna actually do it.

347. He sounded like he meant it.

348. Yeah, but you know Harold.

349. His short-term memory is gone.

350. The guy can't remember what he had for breakfast.

351. So how is gonna remember he's supposed to kill you tomorrow?

352. Yeah, maybe you're right.

353. Sure.

354. I bet by now, everybody's forgotten all about it.

355. There's not a kid in the whole city

356. who ever remembers the stupid fight.

357. Hey, Arnold!

358. 23 hours until you die!

359. What's this?

360. CD player.

361. Rollerblades.

362. Hockey stick.

363. That's just a list of your stuff that I've kinda had my eye on.

364. You know, if worse comes to worse.

365. Thanks, Gerald.

366. Don't mention it.

367. Arnold, that moron.

368. How I hate him.

369. And yet... I love him.

370. So mysterious, so suave, such a distinctively-shaped

371. little head.

372. You ignore me, but deep down, you know how I really feel.

373. It's love, love, love!

374. You want to come up and eat with us?

375. Your grandma cooking tonight?

376. Yes.

377. No thanks.

378. I gotta go wash my dog.

379. Okay.

380. See you tomorrow.

381. See ya.

382. Don't worry.

383. You'll be okay.

384. And take care of that list, man.

385. Grandma?

386. Hello?

387. 22 hours, 46 minutes until you die!

388. Hey, Grandpa?

389. I got a problem.

390. Shoot it at me, short man.

391. Well, see, there's this big jerk at school.

392. He says he's gonna—

393. Says he's gonna beat you up, eh?

394. Um, yeah.

395. Gonna give you 24 hours to dangle, eh?

396. That's right!

397. Big guy, huh?

398. Slow, but with lots of power, squash you like a bug, eh?

399. Yeah, yeah!

400. What should I do?

401. I have no idea.

402. I gotta think of something, grandpa.

403. Well, you could skip town, but then you'd have to live the rest

404. of your life in fear, always looking over your shoulder,

405. waiting for that day.

406. You try reasoning with him?

407. Oh, a moron, eh?

408. Well, Arnold, I wish I knew what to tell you.

409. In 80 years, I think I've only learned one thing for sure.

410. What's that?

411. Never eat raspberries.

412. Gotta go.

413. Grandma?

414. Grandma?

415. Come on in, Kimba.

416. No, Grandma.

417. It's me, Arnold.

418. Oh, I know, but right now, you be Kimba.

419. He'll be the man-eating tiger.

420. And I'll be Bwana.

421. Okay, Grandma.

422. I mean Bwana.

423. I need some advice.

424. Why certainly.

425. Always stay downwind of your prey, carry plenty of ammo

426. and eat everything you kill.

427. Hello?

428. It's for you, my savage friend.

429. Would you take a message?

430. Kimba's not available right now.

431. Uh-huh.

432. Uh-huh.

433. 22 hours and three minutes till you-what's that?

434. Dry or fry, dear?

435. Oh, die.

436. Yes, all right.

437. Underline three times.

438. Yes.

439. You bet.

440. Thank you for calling.

441. Arnold!

442. Hey, Arnold!

443. 21 hours, 58 minutes and 14 seconds until you die!

444. 16 hours, 21 minutes and 12 seconds until you die!

445. 16 hours, 20 minutes and 59 seconds until you die!

446. It's clobbering time!

447. Squash you like a bug, eh?

448. looney grandma?

449. Never eat raspberries, raspberries, raspberries.

450. Come on down, Arnold.

451. We're gonna get you anyway.

452. Back, back I say!

453. Ooh, he's got a bat.

454. What are you gonna do, Arnold?

455. Swing it at us?

456. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

457. I'm gonna swing it.

458. I'm gonna swing it all day!

459. He's crazy!

460. Run!

461. Help me!

462. I'm crazy!

463. Crazy!

464. It's 7 o'clock on KILL.

465. This one goes out to Arnold who's going to die in two

466. hours, six minutes and 47 seconds

467. from Helga who hates you.

468. New morning—

469. Arnold goes down in six seconds.

470. Any takers?

471. I'm in, man.

472. Well, where is he?

473. Don't worry, he'll be here.

474. There he is!

475. So, Arnold, you decided to show up.

476. Now why don't you make it easy on yourself and hold still

477. while I pound that football head of yours flat?

478. Before you do, there's something you should know, Harold.

479. What?

480. I'm crazy and you should never hit a crazy person.

481. Oh, Arnold's crazy!

482. If you're so crazy, prove it.

483. Okay.

484. Wow.

485. You really are crazy.

486. Wanna join our club?

487. He's wacko.

488. Ooh, he did it.

489. My love really did it.

490. Hey, wait a minute!

491. No fair!

492. What about the fight?

493. I sold tickets.

494. There's gotta be a fight.

495. Okay.

496. You two guys fight.

497. Oh, okay.

498. Ow!

499. Boys are so stupid.