Hey Arnold! 1x26

Directed by Larry Leichliter • Sherm Cohen

Sam Gifaldi as Sid (voice) • Tress MacNeille as Miss Slovak (voice) • Michael Bacall as Torvald (voice) • Craig Bartlett as Brainy / Astronaut / Stockbroker (voice) • Dee Dee Rescher as Torvald's Mother (voice)

Arnold is given the assignment to tutor Torvald, the meanest, toughest kid in Arnold's math class, for the big math test on Friday.

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1. ARNOLD!

2. HEY, ARNOLD!

3. HEY, ARNOLD!

4. ARNOLD!

5. ARNOLD!

6. ARNOLD!

7. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

8. and NICKELODEON]

9. AR-NOLD!

10. MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD!

11. HEY, ARNOLD!

12. ONE STEP, TWO STEP

13. THREE STEP, FOUR...

14. NINE TIMES SIX IS 54.

15. NINE TIMES SEVEN

16. IS 63.

17. NINE TIMES EIGHT IS...

18. 72.

19. MAN, HOW DO YOU REMEMBER THIS STUFF?

20. EASY.

21. ALL THE NINES ARE THE SAME.

22. EIGHT MINUS ONE IS SEVEN.

23. SEVEN PLUS TWO IS NINE.

24. SO NINE TIMES EIGHT

25. IS 72.

26. I KNOW AN EASIER WAY.

27. WHAT?

28. MEMORIZE IT.

29. UH-OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

30. LATER, MAN.

31. I HOPE THEY REMEMBERED TO FEED HIM THIS MORNING.

32. NOW REMEMBER, PEOPLE.

33. WE HAVE A BIG MATH TEST ON FRIDAY.

34. SO LET'S PRACTICE OUR TIMES TABLES, SHALL WE?

35. LET'S SEE, WHO SHALL I ASK FIRST?

36. RHONDA?

37. ARNOLD?

38. HELGA?

39. HAROLD?

40. TORVALD!

41. WHAT'S THREE TIMES THREE?

42. UH... 33?

43. TORVALD, YOU'RE 13 YEARS OLD

44. AND STILL IN FOURTH GRADE.

45. DON'T YOU WANT TO BE WITH YOUR FRIENDS?

46. YOU MEAN IN JUVENILE HALL?

47. THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN DO.

48. I AM GOING TO ASSIGN YOU

49. A STUDY BUDDY.

50. OKAY, LET'S SEE NOW...

51. HOW ABOUT...

52. PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE ME.

53. ARNOLD! PERFECT.

54. ARNOLD, YOU'RE TORVALD'S NEW TUTOR.

55. YUP, THE WAY I SEE IT

56. YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, ARNOLD.

57. A TOTAL DEAD MAN.

58. AW, COME ON, GERALD.

59. IT WON'T BE SO BAD.

60. DEEP DOWN, I BET TORVALD IS A REGULAR KID

61. LIKE YOU AND ME.

62. I SAID PAY ME BACK THAT QUARTER, YOU LITTLE SQUELCHER.

63. DO ME A FAVOR, ARNOLD.

64. IF HE HITS YOU, JUST LAY DOWN

65. AND STAY DOWN.

66. OKAY, SPAZ BOY.

67. TUTOR ME.

68. OKAY, LET'S START WITH PERCENTAGES.

69. IF FARMER BROWN HAS 200 APPLES

70. AND GIVES FARMER BLACK 80 OF THEM

71. WHAT PERCENT IS LEFT?

72. ANY IDEAS, TORVALD?

73. MATH... IS... BOGUS.

74. THAT'S NOT TRUE, TORVALD.

75. IF YOU DON'T KNOW MATH

76. YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING.

77. LIKE WHAT?

78. WELL, UM...

79. JUST LAY DOWN.

80. OKAY.

81. SAY YOU WORK AT NASA

82. BUT CAN'T COUNT BACKWARDS.

83. TEN, NINE, EIGHT

84. UH...

85. 12, 16...

86. Two, 33...

87. ZERO, ZERO!

88. NO!

89. OR YOU GET A JOB AT THE STOCK MARKET

90. BUT YOU'RE STILL HAVING TROUBLE WITH YOUR PLUSES AND MINUSES.

91. IT'S A CRASH!

92. THE ENTIRE WORLD ECONOMY IS DESTROYED.

93. SO THEN YOU GET A JOB AT A FAST-FOOD JOINT.

94. OKAY, FILL THE NAPKIN DISPENSERS

95. ON ALL TABLES

96. WITH NUMBERS DIVISIBLE BY A FACTOR OF THREE.

97. OKAY, YOU MADE YOUR POINT.

98. TONIGHT...

99. MY HOUSE— BE THERE...

100. OR BE DEAD.

101. THIS IS GOING TO BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

102. YOU MUST BE ARNOLD.

103. COME ON IN.

104. TORVIE, YOUR FRIEND'S HERE.

105. IT'S NICE THAT YOU AND TORVIE ARE STUDYING TOGETHER.

106. YOU KNOW, TORVALD'S ALWAYS HAD A KNACK FOR SCHOOL.

107. REALLY?

108. OH, SURE.

109. HE WOULDN'T WANT ME TO SHOW YOU THIS

110. BUT COME HERE.

111. ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

112. SEE, HE STAYED IN THE LINES.

113. HE GOT A "C".

114. THAT'S REALLY NICE, MRS... TORVALD'S MOM.

115. HE'S THE BEST KID A MOM COULD HAVE.

116. I BETTER GET TO WORK.

117. CHICKEN FINGERS DON'T SELL THEMSELVES.

118. BYE, SON!

119. MAKE ME PROUD.

120. COME ON, STUDY BOY.

121. YOUR MOM SURE IS NICE.

122. YEAH, YEAH.

123. I LIKE YOUR ROOM.

124. SUITS ME.

125. WE HAVE THREE DAYS TO STUDY

126. SO LET'S GET TO WORK.

127. WE'LL START WITH PERCENTAGES.

128. SAY YOU WANT TO FIGURE OUT 20% OF SOMETHING.

129. WHAT WOULD YOU DO FIRST?

130. UH... BUY A CALCULATOR.

131. WELL, SAY YOU DIDN'T HAVE A CALCULATOR.

132. THEN WHAT?

133. UH...

134. BULL'S-EYE!

135. WELL, ONE THING YOU COULD DO IS DRAW A PICTURE.

136. SAY YOUR DOG HAS FIVE PUPPIES.

137. AND YOU HAVE TO GIVE AWAY 80% OF THEM.

138. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

139. ONE LESS PUPPY.

140. THAT'S IT.

141. I'M OUTTA HERE.

142. WHAT'S WRONG?

143. I'M WASTING MY TIME, THAT'S WHAT.

144. BEST THING HE EVER DID WAS THAT DRAWING HE GOT A C-MINUS ON.

145. IT'S FUNNY...

146. SOME KIDS GET BUGGED

147. 'CAUSE THEIR PARENTS THINK THEY SUCK AT EVERYTHING.

148. I JUST WISH I COULD BE

149. HALF AS GOOD AS MOM THINKS.

150. WELL, MAYBE IF YOU'D STUDY A LITTLE HARDER.

151. I TRY, ARNOLD

152. I REALLY TRY.

153. OKAY, STOP BEATING UP MY FRIENDS AND I'LL HELP YOU GET A "C"

154. FOR YOUR MOM TO PUT ON HER REFRIGERATOR.

155. YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME?

156. ARNOLD, YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.

157. 33... 36... 39... UH, 39...

158. IT'S NO USE, ARNOLD.

159. I'LL NEVER LEARN THIS STUFF.

160. SURE YOU WILL, TORVALD.

161. NO, I WON'T.

162. I'M JUST NOT SMART ENOUGH.

163. HEY THERE, SQUELCHER

164. WHERE'S MY MONEY?

165. WELL, UH, UH... HERE, TORVALD.

166. THANKS.

167. HEY!

168. YOU'RE SHORT $2.96.

169. A TEN DOLLAR LOAN OVER TWO WEEKS AT 8% A DAY— THAT'S $18.47.

170. OKAY, OKAY, HERE.

171. CRUMMY LITTLE SNOT.

172. TORVALD...

173. YOU DID IT!

174. HUH?

175. JUST NOW.

176. THAT'S MATH!

177. REALLY?

178. WHOA, AND ALL THIS TIME

179. I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS BUSINESS.

180. IF JOEY HAS 24 TEETH

181. AND YOU PUNCH OUT THREE

182. HOW MANY ARE LEFT?

183. TWENTY-ONE!

184. IF FARMER BROWN

185. FENCED THAT TV

186. FOR 70 CENTS ON THE DOLLAR

187. WHAT WOULD HE GET?

188. $85.70!

189. IF YOU STEAL LUNCH MONEY FROM EVERYBODY IN THE FRONT ROW

190. HOW MANY CHOCOLATE MILKS COULD YOU BUY?

191. 17... AND A COOKIE.

192. THREE TIMES THREE IS?

193. UH... 33?

194. TORVALD, YOU'RE 13 YEARS OLD

195. AND YOU'RE STILL IN FOURTH GRADE.

196. MAKE ME PROUD, SON.

197. TORVALD?

198. I CAN'T DO IT, ARNOLD.

199. SURE YOU CAN.

200. JUST TAKE IT ONE QUESTION AT A TIME.

201. MAYBE THAT WORKS FOR YOU AND THE OTHER KIDS.

202. IT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME.

203. I'M NOT SMART ENOUGH, ARNOLD.

204. TORVALD, WAIT!

205. THANK YOU, ARNOLD.

206. YOU CAN GO NOW.

207. UH, MISS SLOVAK, ABOUT TORVALD, UM...

208. WHAT ABOUT TORVALD?

209. HE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE LATE.

210. HO-HO, YEAH.

211. TORVALD, HOW'D YOU DO?

212. NOT SO GOOD.

213. REALLY?

214. PSYCHE!

215. I GOT A "C"!

216. A C-PLUS!

217. SEE YOU LATER.

218. I GOT TO TELL MY MOM.

219. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.

220. THANKS A LOT.

221. YOO-HOO, I DID IT! I DID IT!

222. ARNOLD, YOU DID A GOOD THING

223. HELPING TORVALD PASS THAT TEST.

224. 'CAUSE NOW HE KNOWS

225. HE HAS THE POWER INSIDE HIMSELF TO SUCCEED?

226. NO, 'CAUSE NOW I DON'T HAVE TO PAY HIM BACK THAT QUARTER.

227. YOU'RE A REAL ROMANTIC, GERALD.

228. THANKS, PAL.

229. SO ARE YOU.

230. HEY, ARNOLD!

231. HUH... WHAT?

232. I SAID, MORE MASHED POTATOES?

233. OH, UH, THANKS.

234. LOOK AT ME!

235. I'M TIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER!

236. SORRY, ARNOLD.

237. GOOD AIM FOR A FOUR-YEAR-OLD.

238. CUT IT OUT.

239. WANT TO SEE MILK

240. COME OUT OF GERALD'S NOSE?

241. SAY "BOOGER" WHILE HE'S DRINKING.

242. CRACKS HIM UP EVERY TIME.

243. LIAR!

244. BOOGER.

245. KIDS! KIDS!

246. QUIET DOWN!

247. THAT'S BETTER.

248. NOW, I WANT TO DISCUSS THE ELECTRIC BILL HERE.

249. WE'RE UP THREE KILOWATTS FROM LAST MONTH.

250. ANY ENERGY SAVING SUGGESTIONS?

251. MORPH THE POWER SUCKERS!

252. WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

253. ELECTRICITY DOESN'T GROW ON TREES.

254. EACH TIME WE TURN ON A LIGHT

255. IT'S THROWING MONEY AWAY.

256. WARNING, TIMBERLY JOHANSON— POTATO FLINGING.

257. TWO MINUTES OF TIME OUT.

258. AW, MOM!

259. IT'S TIME TO QUIET DOWN.

260. BE QUIET, COME ON!

261. SORRY ABOUT MY FAMILY.

262. IF I CHANGE MY LAST NAME

263. WILL PEOPLE THINK I'M ADOPTED?

264. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

265. I LOVE STAYING OVER WITH YOU.

266. YOUR FAMILY'S FUN.

267. THEY'RE SO... NORMAL.

268. YOU'VE SLEPT OVER HERE

269. A BUNCH OF TIMES.

270. BUT YOU NEVER LET ME STAY OVER AT YOUR PLACE.

271. YEAH, WELL, GOODNIGHT.

272. NOW I THINK ABOUT IT

273. I'VE NEVER SEEN ALL OF YOUR HOUSE.

274. EVERY TIME I COME OVER

275. WE GO STRAIGHT UP TO YOUR ROOM.

276. WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY ROOM?

277. NOTHING.

278. OKAY, THEN.

279. WHO ARE THOSE OTHER PEOPLE LIVING THERE?

280. WELL, I HAVE SORT OF A...

281. AN EXTENDED FAMILY.

282. I WANT TO MEET THEM.

283. I'LL COME STAY OVER NEXT WEEKEND, OKAY?

284. WELL, UH...

285. THEY'RE NOT LIKE OTHER PEOPLE.

286. SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

287. I CAN'T WAIT.

288. GOODNIGHT.

289. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, GERALD.

290. WHAT'S GOING ON?

291. THE WAY YOU KIDS WASTE ELECTRICITY

292. YOU'D THINK IT JUST CAME OUT OF THE WALLS OR SOMETHING.

293. JEEZ.

294. IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

295. I'M CHANGING MY LIFE, OSKAR, STICKING UP FOR MYSELF.

296. ♪ OH, MY DARLING

297. I HATE THIS TRAFFIC JAM EVERY MORNING!

298. 13 BOARDERS, ONE BATHROOM.

299. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

300. GERALD, WE'RE ALMOST THERE.

301. THE THINGS YOU SEE

302. MAY CONFUSE OR FRIGHTEN YOU.

303. JUST REMEMBER

304. EVERYONE IS ESSENTIALLY HARMLESS.

305. ARNOLD, RELAX.

306. I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.

307. BESIDES, HOW WEIRD CAN YOUR HOUSE BE?

308. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

309. GRANDMA, I'M HOME.

310. COME ON IN, KIMBA.

311. UH, NO, GRANDMA, IT'S ME, ARNOLD.

312. AND YOU REMEMBER GERALD?

313. DON'T TRY TO CONFUSE ME, KIMBA.

314. I KNOW YOU AND COLONEL BINGHAMPTON MUST BE EXHAUSTED

315. AFTER YOUR FLIGHT FROM BOTSWANA.

316. BUT WE HAVE A BIGGER PROBLEM.

317. COME HERE, YOU LITTLE MAN-EATER.

318. BWANA'S GOT SOME MEDICINE FOR YOU.

319. LATER, GRANDMA BWANA.

320. WE HAVE TO GO.

321. OKEY-DOKEY.

322. WILL YOU BE STAYING FOR DINNER?

323. MAYBE.

324. THERE'LL BE PLENTY TO GO AROUND.

325. JUST AS SOON AS I CATCH IT.

326. REMEMBER, WE EAT AT 1800 HOURS SHARP.

327. KILL THE UMPIRE!

328. THAT YOU, ARNOLD?

329. YEP, ME AND GERALD.

330. COME ON UP!

331. I'M ALMOST THROUGH IN THE OFFICE!

332. PUT HER THERE, SON.

333. WE WERE JUST FINISHING THE TOUR.

334. NOT SO FAST.

335. KNOW WHAT DAY THIS IS, ARNOLD?

336. UH, ARBOR DAY?

337. NOPE.

338. BEGINNING OF HOCKEY SEASON?

339. NOPE.

340. GRANDMA'S BIRTHDAY?

341. I HAVE NO IDEA.

342. COME ON, ARNOLD.

343. FIRST OF THE MONTH, TIME TO COLLECT THE RENTS.

344. AW, GRANDPA DO I HAVE TO?

345. I'VE GOT COMPANY OVER.

346. HE CAN HELP.

347. YOU'LL GET IT DONE TWICE AS FAST.

348. DO IT MYSELF, BUT I GOT MORE PRESSING BUSINESS.

349. GOT TO GO!

350. COLLECT THE RENT?

351. MAN, ALL I GET IS AN ALLOWANCE.

352. THIS IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

353. I'LL JUST BE A SECOND, OKAY?

354. YOU JUST WAIT OUT HERE.

355. MR. PURDY?

356. I'M HERE FOR THE RENT.

357. OH, ARNOLD, I DIDN'T HEAR YOU COME IN.

358. WHAT WAS THAT?

359. WHAT NOISE?

360. WAS THAT A CHICKEN?

361. NO-NO, THAT WAS THE TELEVISION.

362. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A TV.

363. THAT WAS THE RADIO, ARNOLD.

364. THE RADIO.

365. MR. PURDY, YOU'RE KEEPING

366. A CHICKEN HERE, AREN'T YOU?

367. CHICKEN?

368. THAT'S OFFENSIVE.

369. WHAT GROWN MAN WOULD LIVE WITH A CHICKEN?

370. WELL, I'M HERE FOR THE RENT.

371. ; OH, THE RENT!

372. LISTEN, COULD I PAY YOU TOMORROW?

373. ALL RIGHT.

374. SEE YOU TOMORROW.

375. DON'T ASK.

376. ERNIE, IT'S ME, ARNOLD.

377. I'M HERE FOR THE RENT.

378. ERNIE?

379. YOU KIDS KNOW THE OLD MARQUIS THEATER ON CENTRAL?

380. YEAH, IT'S A REALLY NICE BUILDING.

381. NICE? A BEAUT!

382. HAND CARVED MOLDING

383. OPERA SEATS, THE WORKS.

384. I DEMOLISHED IT THURSDAY.

385. HERE'S THE LAST BRICK.

386. HUH?

387. THINK THAT'S SOMETHING?

388. EVERY BRICK TELLS A STORY.

389. I GOT A WHOLE ROOM FULL OF HISTORY HERE.

390. UH, I HAVE A LOT OF CHECKS TO COLLECT.

391. YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE, KID.

392. COMING BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS MEMORIES.

393. ONE GOOD SLEDGE HAMMER TO THE CORNERSTONE

394. THIS PLACE COMES DOWN

395. LIKE A TON OF BRICKS, GET IT?

396. WHATEVER.

397. YOU KNOW, I LIKE YOUR FRIEND HERE, ARNOLD.

398. I LIKE HIM A LOT.

399. YOU OUGHT TO GO INTO DEMOLITION, KID.

400. HERE, TAKE YOUR RENT, PEASANT.

401. CATCH YOU LATER, ERNIE.

402. FINE! SHOVE OFF!

403. IT'S NO SKIN OFF MY NOSE.

404. MAN, HE WAS CREEPY.

405. YEAH, AND HE LIKES YOU.

406. MR. SMITH?

407. FIRST OF THE MONTH, MR. SMITH.

408. WHAT'S HIS DEAL?

409. MR. SMITH IS VERY... PRIVATE.

410. NOW, THAT'S PRIVATE.

411. OOH! ARNOLD!

412. GOOD! ARE YOU HERE FOR THE RENT?

413. UH, YEAH, AND WE'RE IN A HURRY.

414. BEFORE I PAY YOU

415. YOU WILL DO ONE, TWO MINOR CHORES.

416. BUILDING MAINTENANCE.

417. I DON'T HAVE THE TIME.

418. YOU ARE GOOD KID

419. GOOD KID.

420. HERE, TRY THE SOCKET WRENCH.

421. Mr. OH, STILL NOT STRAIGHT.

422. TRY AGAIN.

423. BUT WE'VE DONE THIS OVER 16 TIMES.

424. 17th TIME IS THE CHARM.

425. GOOD JOB.

426. HERE'S A TIP.

427. A SHINY NEW DIME FOR EACH OF YOU.

428. THE RENT... I WILL HAVE TOMORROW.

429. YES, SIR.

430. THIS CAN'T BE FUN FOR YOU.

431. WHY DON'T YOU WAIT IN MY ROOM?

432. I'LL DO THE LAST PLACE.

433. NAH, I WOULDN'T DESERT YOU.

434. BESIDES...

435. NOTHING CAN BE WORSE THAN THAT... DIME GUY.

436. OKAY.

437. YOU'RE BREAKING THE DISHES AGAIN!

438. WHO IS IT?

439. IT'S ME, MR. KOKOSHKA.

440. HI, ARNOLD. EXCUSE ME.

441. I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY MOTHER.

442. SHE TRIED TO WARN ME.

443. I COULD HAVE MARRIED AN ORTHODONTIST!

444. YOU KNOW I'M LOOKING FOR WORK.

445. YOU WON'T FIND IT AT THE RACE TRACK!

446. I KNOW THAT NOW.

447. STAND BY FOR POTTERY.

448. BUT, SUZIE, I WORK

449. ALL THE TIME...

450. JUST NOT PROFESSIONALLY.

451. YOU HAVEN'T WORKED IN THREE YEARS!

452. WHAT ABOUT MY AUDITION

453. FOR THE LEAD IN MAN OF LA MANCHA?

454. OSKAR, I'M TELLING THE TRUTH.

455. SUZIE, PLEASE, WE DON'T WANT TO END IT LIKE THIS.

456. Mr. I HAVE A COUSIN—

457. GOOD DIVORCE ATTORNEY.

458. I'LL DIVVY UP THE PROPERTY.

459. ARNOLD, YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

460. DINNER IS SERVED.

461. OKAY. OKAY.

462. WHY SHOULD WE FIGHT

463. WHEN WE'RE JUST GOING TO MAKE UP?

464. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE...

465. PLUS YOU KNOW I ALWAYS WIN.

466. MORE SOUP, MY LITTLE DREAM GIRL?

467. FACE DOWN.

468. BOOM!

469. HE HIT THE CHICKEN.

470. I'M SORRY ABOUT TODAY, GERALD.

471. I KNOW MY HOUSE ISN'T EXACTLY... NORMAL.

472. AW, ARE YOU KIDDING, ARNOLD?

473. YOU HIT PEOPLE UP FOR RENT MONEY...

474. BUST UP FIGHTS...

475. MAN, YOUR HOUSE KICKS.

476. YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.

477. GOOD NIGHT, GERALD.

478. and NICKELODEON]