Hey Arnold! 1x22

Directed by Stark Howell • Steve Socki

Christopher Walberg as Stinky Peterson (voice) • Jim Belushi as Coach Wittenberg (voice) • Grant Gelt as Tucker Wittenberg (voice)

Arnold has trouble with the basketball coach and his favored son.

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1. ARNOLD!

2. HEY, ARNOLD!

3. HEY, ARNOLD!

4. ARNOLD!

5. ARNOLD!

6. ARNOLD!

7. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

8. and NICKELODEON]

9. AR-NOLD!

10. MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD!

11. HEY, ARNOLD!

12. IT'S GREAT WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM.

13. HOPE WE BOTH GET TO PLAY.

14. IN THIS LEAGUE, WE'LL ALL GET TO PLAY.

15. I'M COACH WITTENBERG.

16. WELCOME TO YOUTH LEAGUE BASKETBALL.

17. AS I AM COACH OF THIS TEAM

18. IT'S RECUMBENT THAT YOU DO WHATEVER I DICTATE.

19. SO HERETOFORE, OUR STRATEGIC STRATEGY

20. WILL CONSTITUTE THE IDEA THAT WE REVOLVE OUR OFFENSE

21. AROUND ONE PLAYER.

22. TUCKER?

23. YEAH, DAD?

24. DAD?

25. THIS IS TUCKER.

26. WOULD HAVE BEEN LEAGUE M.V.P. LAST YEAR EXCEPT FOR THE VOTING.

27. NOW, FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES

28. OUR STRATEGY WILL

29. GET THE BALL TO TUCKER.

30. EVERYONE UNDERSTAND?

31. LOUDER, PLEASE!

32. YES, COACH WITTENBERG.

33. GOOD! NOW IT'S TIME FOR LAY-UP PRACTICE.

34. MOVE IT!

35. ARNOLD, PASS THE BALL TO TUCKER.

36. GERALD, PASS IT TO TUCKER.

37. STINKY, PASS THE BALL TO TUCKER.

38. NICE PASS TO TUCKER.

39. ARNOLD?

40. EXCELLENT PASS TO TUCKER!

41. GERALD, VERY, VERY NICE.

42. STINKY, WAY TO PASS IT TO TUCKER.

43. LET'S BREAK IT UP A BIT HERE

44. AND START PASSING TO TUCKER.

45. GET THE BALL TO TUCKER.

46. DON'T EVEN DRIBBLE, JUST PASS IT TO TUCKER.

47. GOOD CATCH, TUCKER!

48. I WANT YOU TO BE DREAMING PASSES TO TUCKER.

49. IT'S ALL GETTING THE BALL TO TUCKER.

50. SOME TEAM, HUH?

51. I WISH WE COULD RUN THAT PLAY

52. WE WORKED OUT IN THE PARK.

53. THIS REALLY BITES.

54. BOYS, IT'S OUR FIRST GAME.

55. AND BEFORE WE GO OUT THERE

56. I WANT YOU GUYS TO REMEMBER THE

57. "THERE IS NO "I" IN TEAM."

58. NOW, GET OUT THERE AND MAKE SURE TUCKER GETS THE BALL!

59. WHAT?

60. ARNOLD, YOU FRAGRANTLY DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME.

61. THE GAME PLAN IS SIMPLE.

62. GET THE BALL TO...

63. I KNOW, SIR, TUCKER.

64. BUT HE WASN'T OPEN.

65. DON'T UNRESPECT THE GAME PLAN!

66. THINK ABOUT YOUR INSUBORDINATES.

67. YOU'RE OUT OF THE GAME!

68. PARK YOURSELF ON THE BENCH!

69. GRANDPA, I THINK I'M GOING TO QUIT THE BASKETBALL TEAM.

70. QUIT, WHY?

71. I'M BENCHED BECAUSE I WOULDN'T PASS THE BALL

72. TO THE COACH'S KID.

73. HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT HOW I WANTED TO BE IN THE CIRCUS?

74. YEAH, GRANDPA, BUT...

75. WHEN I WAS A KID

76. I WANTED NOTHING MORE

77. THAN TO BE A TRAPEZE ARTIST.

78. BUT THE ONLY JOB I COULD GET

79. WAS CLEANING UP AFTER THE ELEPHANTS.

80. 13 YEARS WITH MY PAIL AND SHOVEL.

81. FOLLOWING AROUND JUMBO AND BIG NELLIE.

82. I THOUGHT ABOUT QUITTING

83. WHEN I REMEMBERED WHAT MY GRANDFATHER SAID TO ME.

84. WHAT?

85. "DON'T QUIT, YOU NINNY!"

86. SO I STUCK WITH IT.

87. AND GOT A CHANCE AT THE TRAPEZE?

88. NO, ALTHOUGH I DID GET AN AUDITION AS THE BEARDED LADY.

89. BUT, ARNOLD, THOSE WERE THE CLEANEST ELEPHANT CAGES

90. THIS SIDE OF THE BENGAL BAY.

91. GRANDPA, YOU MAKE A LOT OF SENSE. THANKS.

92. ANY TIME, SHORT MAN.

93. FOUL! TWO SHOTS.

94. COME ON, TUCKER! WE NEED BOTH SHOTS.

95. DON'T LET ME DOWN, SON.

96. YOU CAN'T MISS THOSE FREE THROWS, TUCKER!

97. SUCK IT UP, SON.

98. YOU DON'T MISS FREE THROWS

99. WITH THE GAME ON THE LINE!

100. ALMOST MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE GUY.

101. YEAH, ALMOST.

102. COMING, ARNOLD?

103. I'M GOING TO SHOOT.

104. OKAY, SEE YOU LATER.

105. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

106. HEY, ARNOLD.

107. WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO SHOOT LIKE THAT?

108. YOU KNOW, AROUND.

109. MAN, I COULD NEVER DO THAT.

110. COME ON, SON, DON'T LET ME DOWN.

111. MAKE THE SHOT, DON'T LET ME DOWN.

112. COME ON, SON, DON'T LET ME DOWN!

113. MAKE THE SHOT! MAKE THE SHOT!

114. EVERY TIME I TRY

115. I THINK OF MY DAD AND I CHOKE, BIG TIME.

116. I REALLY NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SINK MY FREE THROWS.

117. I GUESS I CAN TEACH YOU.

118. REALLY? HEY, THAT WOULD BE GREAT!

119. ALL RIGHT.

120. MEET ME TOMORROW AT THE OUTDOOR COURT

121. NEAR D'AMATO'S GROCERY STORE.

122. 3:30, DON'T BE LATE.

123. OKAY...

124. HOW MANY LITTLE DOTS ON THE BALL?

125. I DON'T KNOW, I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

126. THERE ARE 9,366.

127. YOU MUST KNOW THE BALL INTIMATELY.

128. OKAY, WE'RE READY TO START FREE THROWS.

129. FINALLY.

130. YOU'RE KIDDING.

131. TRUST THE BALL.

132. TRUST THE BALL?

133. TRUST THE BALL.

134. YOU DIDN'T TRUST THE BALL.

135. NOW... DO IT AGAIN.

136. YEAH.

137. GOOD.

138. BOYS, THIS GAME

139. IS CRITICAL IF WE WANT TO MAKE A PLAYOFF

140. SO WHETHER WE WIN OR LOSE

141. I WANT YOU GUYS TO GO OUT THERE

142. AND WIN!

143. THUS SPOKEN

144. I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER

145. NO MISSED FREE THROWS.

146. OKAY, NOW GO GET 'EM.

147. COME ON, BOYS.

148. FOUL. TWO SHOTS.

149. COME ON, TUCKER, BABY.

150. COME ON.

151. TRUST THE BALL, TUCKER.

152. YOUR FREE THROW SHOOTING IS TERRIFIC.

153. WHAT DID YOU DO?

154. AH, NOTHING SPECIAL.

155. JUST GOOD OLD-FASHIONED HARD WORK.

156. ALL ON YOUR OWN, HUH?

157. YEAH...

158. ALL ON MY OWN.

159. THAT'S MY BOY, TUCKER.

160. KEEP IT UP IN THE SECOND HALF

161. AND THE GAME IS OURS.

162. ALL RIGHT, TUCKER, STINKY, ROBERT,

163. LAMAR AND FRANKIE—

164. YOU GUYS START THE HALF.

165. GERALD AND ROBBY, TAKE A BREATHER.

166. ARNOLD... BRING ME A TOWEL.

167. HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

168. AH... NOTHING.

169. REACHING IN, TWO SHOTS.

170. DON'T LET ME DOWN, SON.

171. TRUST THE BALL.

172. YEAH, ALL ON MY OWN.

173. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, TUCKER?

174. HE'S NOT TRUSTING THE BALL.

175. OKAY, WE'RE DOWN, BUT WE'RE NOT UP.

176. THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO DO

177. IS SINK ONE SHOT.

178. WE TIE THE GAME, AND VANISH THE FOES IN OVERTIME.

179. GERALD, TAKE THE BALL UP COURT

180. AND GIVE IT TO TUCKER IN THE LOW POST.

181. TUCKER, YOU BETTER SINK THIS SHOT, SON.

182. DON'T LET ME DOWN.

183. TUCKER!

184. FOUL, TWO SHOTS.

185. DON'T LET ME DOWN, SON.

186. OW, MY SHOULDER.

187. AW, HE'S FAKING IT.

188. YOU ALL RIGHT?

189. I GOT HURT WHEN I GOT FOULED.

190. HEY, WE NEED A REPLACEMENT SHOOTER OUT HERE.

191. YOU HAVE TO PUT SOMEBODY ELSE IN.

192. WHAT? THERE IS NOBODY ELSE.

193. YOU CAN ALWAYS PUT IN ARNOLD, DAD.

194. ARNOLD?

195. HE DOESN'T FOLLOW THE RULES.

196. HE'S NOT A TEAM PLAYER.

197. NO, DAD, LISTEN.

198. HE IS A TEAM PLAYER.

199. HE'S THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO SHOOT.

200. TUCKER! THE PLAYOFFS ARE ON THE LINE HERE.

201. I CAN'T PUT HIM IN.

202. HE CAN DO IT, DAD, AND SO CAN THIS TEAM.

203. GIVE THEM A CHANCE... FOR ONCE.

204. GET IN THERE, ARNOLD!

205. AND DON'T SCREW UP.

206. DON'T BITE IT, ARNOLD.

207. TIME OUT.

208. IF WE MAKE A TWO-POINTER INSTEAD, WE'LL WIN THE GAME.

209. LET'S DO THAT PLAY WE WORKED ON.

210. I'LL PUT THE BALL WHERE IT NEEDS TO BE

211. AND YOU GUYS DO THE REST. GOT IT?

212. LET'S GO!

213. ARNOLD, ARNOLD...

214. YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!

215. WHAT A VICTORY, MEN. ARNOLD?

216. YOU HAVE RESTOWED UPON ME

217. A VOLATILE LESSON IN TEAMWORK.

218. FROM NOW ON, THE SUPPOSITORY OF THE TEAM STRATEGY

219. WILL PROCEED AS THUSLY.

220. EVERYONE TOUCHES THE BALL.

221. THEN WE PASS IT... TO TUCKER.

222. DAD...

223. WHO WILL... PASS IT

224. TO THE REST OF YOU.

225. YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST

226. NUCULAR BALLPLAYERS I HAVE EVER SEEN.

227. YOU'RE FACING ME— HAROLD

228. THE GREATEST THROWER OF BALLS WHO EVER LIVED.

229. AW, GIVE IT UP, PINK BOY.

230. YOU HAVEN'T HIT A KID IN 50 THROWS.

231. OH, YEAH? WATCH THIS!

232. HOLD STILL, ARNOLD, I'M BEANING YOU.

233. HAROLD, HAROLD

234. YOU OKAY, MAN?

235. I HURT MY NOSIE.

236. LET ME SEE THAT!

237. AW, YOU'RE FINE, RUDOLPH.

238. I AM NOT FINE, I'M HURT BAD.

239. AND I'M GOING TO KICK ARNOLD'S BUTT.

240. WHO, ME?

241. YEAH!

242. LET HIM GO.

243. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

244. WE WEREN'T DOING NOTHING.

245. WHOA.

246. IT'S FRANKIE G.

247. IT'S FRANKIE G.

248. DON'T LOOK LIKE NOTHING.

249. LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING.

250. LET HIM GO.

251. YOU OKAY, KID?

252. OH, YEAH.

253. GOOD.

254. NOW LISTEN, IDIOT BOY.

255. IN THE FUTURE, LEAVE FOOTBALL HEAD ALONE

256. OR I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME PAVEMENT.

257. YES, SIR, MR. G., SIR.

258. GOOD.

259. I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE.

260. REALLY?

261. OKAY, FRANKIE G.

262. CALL ME FRANKIE.

263. WOW, THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED.

264. THE KID RIDING ON FRANKIE G.'S BIKE!

265. HE'S THE COOLEST GUY IN THE WORLD.

266. YOU'RE OKAY, KID.

267. WHAT?

268. I SAID

269. "YOU'RE OKAY."

270. YOU GOT POTENTIAL.

271. YOU WANT MY PENCIL?

272. SEE YOU TOMORROW, ARNOLD.

273. LATER, FRANKIE.

274. SPEAK TO ME, BUDDY, TELL ME.

275. COME ON, COME ON, LEAVE MY MAN ALONE.

276. IF ARNOLD DOESN'T WANT TO DISCUSS FRANKIE G. NOW

277. HE DOESN'T HAVE TO.

278. COME ON, MAN, SPILL IT!

279. WOW, WHERE'D YOU GO?

280. NOTHING TO TELL.

281. HE'S A REALLY NICE GUY.

282. HE THINKS MY HEAD'S COOL.

283. AND HE WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND.

284. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY?

285. HE'S NOT SO SCARY.

286. I DON'T KNOW, ARNOLD.

287. THERE'S SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE ABOUT FRANKIE.

288. MAYBE YOU'RE BUMMED

289. 'CAUSE THERE'S SOMEONE COOLER THAN YOU FOR A CHANGE.

290. YOU REALIZE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, ARNOLD.

291. I AM THE COOLEST.

292. HEY, LOOK, LOOK... ARNOLD!

293. YOU RODE HIS BIKE— THAT'S COOL.

294. ANYBODY FRANKIE G. THINKS IS COOL

295. MUST BE THE COOLEST KID IN THE UNIVERSE.

296. HEY, ARNOLD!

297. TALK TO YOU LATER, GERALD.

298. HOW'S IT GOING?

299. GREAT.

300. YOU READY TO DO STUFF?

301. WELL, NOT RIGHT NOW.

302. I'M SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL.

303. YEAH. GOOD ONE.

304. ANYWAY, GET ON.

305. WE GOT THINGS TO DO.

306. WELL, OKAY.

307. THIS IS WHERE YOU LIVE?

308. YEAH, COME ON IN.

309. YOU CAN MEET THE GUYS.

310. HEY, IT'S FRANKIE.

311. HIYA, FRANKIE.

312. WE'LL DO SOMETHING LATER.

313. WHAT, FRANKIE'S HERE?

314. PAY ME MY RENT.

315. AW, COME ON, MRS. ROSELLI.

316. YOU'LL GET IT.

317. WHEN HAVE I EVER LET YOU DOWN?

318. AW, YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, FRANKIE.

319. YOU'RE A GOOD BOY.

320. YOU'RE A NICE LADY.

321. YOU HUNGRY?

322. COME OVER ANY TIME TO EAT.

323. I'LL COME OVER TONIGHT.

324. OKAY, BUT BRING THE RENT.

325. WOW!

326. I NEVER SAW ANYTHING LIKE THIS.

327. YEAH.

328. FRANKIE LIKES MUSIC.

329. ARNOLD.

330. GUYS.

331. TONY B.

332. PHILLY D.

333. JOEY C.

334. AND CHAS.

335. EXCELLENT TO MEET YOU, OLD BOY.

336. CHAS IS NEW.

337. GUYS... THIS IS ARNOLD.

338. HELLO! HEY, TOUCHDOWN.

339. HOW YOU DOING, KID?

340. HAVE A SEAT, ARNOLD.

341. I'LL GET YOU A YAHOO.

342. UH, HI.

343. I LIKE YOUR HEAD.

344. THANKS... I THINK.

345. YEAH, MAN, HE'S PERFECT.

346. WHAT A COLLECTION.

347. YOU KNOW, MOST KIDS YOUR AGE

348. DON'T APPRECIATE THIS MUSIC.

349. WHAT A SYSTEM!

350. IT'S AMAZING...

351. TRIPLE-STACK CD REMOTE WITH 28-BIT OVERSAMPLING

352. MICROTUNER

353. JOINT 360 WOOFERS

354. WITH SEPARATE SUB CHANNEL.

355. WHERE'D YOU GET THIS STUFF?

356. HEY, ANYTHING YOU WANT, YOU CAN GET.

357. YOU WORK HARD, PLAN THINGS OUT

358. HAVE PRIORITIES IN THE RIGHT ORDER.

359. COOL.

360. GUYS... A TOAST.

361. TO OUR NEW FRIEND, ARNOLD—

362. MAY HE ALWAYS KNOW THE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP.

363. TO ARNOLD.

364. FROM NOW ON

365. YOU'RE ONE OF US.

366. ONE OF US!

367. SEE YOU TONIGHT, FRANKIE.

368. HEY, ARNOLD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

369. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO SKATEBOARDING.

370. OH, YEAH, I FORGOT.

371. BUT, MAN, GERALD!

372. I HAD THE BEST TIME.

373. I MET FRANKIE'S FRIENDS.

374. AND GUESS WHAT?

375. WE LIKE THE SAME MUSIC.

376. YOU SKIPPED SCHOOL.

377. FRANKIE SAID HE WANTED ME

378. TO GO WITH HIM AND I WENT.

379. WHAT'S THIS FRANKIE STUFF?

380. WELL, HE'S MY FRIEND.

381. COME ON

382. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE GUY.

383. SURE I DO.

384. I WAS TALKING

385. TO MY MAN, FUZZY SLIPPERS

386. AND HE SAID THIS FRANKIE G. IS BAD NEWS.

387. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BAD NEWS?

388. HE JUST IS.

389. IF YOU'RE SMART

390. YOU'LL STAY AWAY FROM HIM.

391. GERALD, YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD

392. A BIG BROTHER TO HANG OUT WITH.

393. I HAVEN'T.

394. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE

395. SOMEBODY OLDER LIKES ME

396. EVEN THOUGH I'M JUST A KID.

397. I'D THINK YOU'D BE

398. HAPPY FOR ME.

399. INSTEAD... YOU'RE JEALOUS.

400. THAT'S WACK, MAN.

401. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING?

402. YOU HEARD ME. YOU'RE JEALOUS.

403. I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOLER THAN THAT.

404. ARNOLD, HURRY UP, WE'LL BE LATE.

405. HEY, FRANKIE

406. CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

407. SURE, SHOOT.

408. IS THERE A REASON YOU WANT ME

409. TO HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS?

410. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

411. THE REASON WE'RE HANGING OUT TOGETHER IS

412. YOU'RE REALLY MY FRIEND, RIGHT?

413. OF COURSE, I'M REALLY YOUR FRIEND, ARNOLD.

414. AND YOU'RE REALLY MY FRIEND, RIGHT?

415. SURE, FRANKIE.

416. AND FRIENDS DO FRIENDS FAVORS, RIGHT?

417. YEAH. WHAT'S THE FAVOR?

418. GET ON.

419. THEY'RE LATE.

420. GENE'S HI-FI?

421. WHAT'RE WE DOING HERE?

422. YOU'LL SEE.

423. OKAY, FRANKIE G., WE'RE ALL SET.

424. LET'S DO IT.

425. DO WHAT?

426. COME ON, ARNOLD

427. I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

428. SEE THAT WINDOW UP THERE?

429. YOU'RE THE ONLY GUY

430. WITH A HEAD THE RIGHT SHAPE

431. TO GET THROUGH THAT WINDOW.

432. ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS CRAWL THROUGH

433. AND UNLOCK THE DOOR, SEE?

434. YOU MEAN...

435. YEAH, I NEED A NEW TWEETER FOR MY SYSTEM.

436. SO YOU NEEDED ME

437. TO HELP YOU STEAL A TWEETER?

438. LOOK, ARNOLD...

439. YOU WANT TO BE COOL, RIGHT?

440. SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO BEND THE RULES A LITTLE.

441. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

442. WE'LL BE BETTER FRIENDS

443. WHEN YOU GET THROUGH THAT WINDOW.

444. NO.

445. YOU'RE NOT LISTENING.

446. HEY! LEAVE ME ALONE!

447. NO, LET GO OF ME

448. I WON'T DO IT!

449. WATCH THIS.

450. COME ON, STOP.

451. I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.

452. CHERRY TOPS!

453. SO LONG, SUCKER.

454. LATER DAYS, TRIANGLE FACE.

455. LET ME DOWN.

456. ARNOLD!

457. ARNOLD, YOU OKAY?

458. HUH? GERALD?

459. HANG ON, I'LL PULL YOU OUT.

460. THANKS, GERALD.

461. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT THING, ANYWAY?

462. IT WAS IN THE ATTIC.

463. HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS HERE?

464. HEY, I FOLLOWED YOU.

465. THOSE GUYS WERE TROUBLE.

466. FUZZY SLIPPERS TELLS NO LIES, MAN.

467. I GUESS I ACTED PRETTY DUMB.

468. YEAH, YOU DID.

469. HEY, GERALD, DO ME A BIG FAVOR.

470. YEAH, WHAT?

471. IF I EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN

472. DROP A PIANO ON MY HEAD.

473. YOU GOT IT, MAN.

474. NOW, WHO DID YOU SAY WAS THE COOLEST?

475. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A BOLD KID, GERALD.

476. WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S MY LINE.

477. OH, YEAH.

478. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

479. and NICKELODEON]