Hey Arnold! 1x20

Directed by Dan Povenmire • Dale Case

Dom Irrera as Ernie Potts (voice) • Steve Viksten as Oskar Kokoshka (voice) • Baoan Coleman as Mr. Hyunh (voice) • Mary Scheer as Suzie Kokoshka (voice) • John Mariano as Vic / Morrie (voice)

Oskar gets kicked out of Suzie's room when they get into an argument, so Arnold tries to get them back together when Oskar moves into Arnold's room.

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1. Arnold!

2. Hey, Arnold!

3. Hey, Arnold!

4. Arnold!

5. Arnold!

6. Arnold!

7. Arnold!

8. Move it, football head!

9. I hate this traffic jam every morning.

10. Hey, 13 boarders, one bathroom.

11. What do you expect?

12. What about Mr. Smith?

13. He has his own private shower.

14. And a great big split- level suite.

15. I don't like him.

16. He thinks he's better than us with his fancy clothes

17. and tipping hat.

18. Tip, tip, tip.

19. Guy's lived here three years, he's never said a word.

20. Well, he's just a very private person, Mr. Potts.

21. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what they all say.

22. Hey, Gramps, did you drown in there or what?

23. Mr. Smith? Breakfast incoming.

24. Boy, that Mr. Smith really bugs me.

25. Yeah, and he eats too fast.

26. Special room, special meals delivered,

27. special own shower, special everything.

28. Who does he think he is?

29. Well, he does pay extra, Mr. Kokoshka.

30. And on time.

31. Arnold, I think Mr. Smith is very odd.

32. He's creepy.

33. He gives me the creepies.

34. Oh, come on, Mr. Hyunh.

35. He's just a regular guy, like the rest of us.

36. Yeah, he's regular, all right.

37. Real regular.

38. He's the weirdest guy in the world.

39. Package for Mr. Smith.

40. He's not here.

41. Can I trust you to give it to him?

42. Sure.

43. It must be delivered right into Mr. Smith's hands.

44. Nobody else can open it, understand?

45. Yes, sir, don't worry.

46. You can count on me.

47. Hey, uh, by any chance, is that from

48. the Toupee of the Month Club?

49. Nope.

50. Something for Mr. Smith.

51. Oh, really?

52. Smith, huh?

53. He never got a package here before.

54. What kind is it?

55. Plain brown paper, plain string.

56. Pretty ordinary.

57. Too ordinary, if you ask me.

58. I wonder what's in it.

59. Hey, this is Mr. Smith's private property!

60. That guy's a freak.

61. Give me that.

62. (man) He's creepy! Real creepy!

63. I told you, I'm not giving you the package.

64. It's me, Gerald.

65. Oh.

66. So, I hear you got a package for that secret guy, Mr. Smith.

67. Yeah.

68. And I alone have been shouldered with the weighty responsibility

69. of its safety.

70. Cool, let's open it. No!

71. Why not?

72. Gerald, it belongs to Mr. Smith.

73. Yeah, and I bet there's something really weird in there.

74. Come on, let's open it.

75. I don't know, Gerald.

76. I've got to get this package to Mr. Smith,

77. no matter what.

78. Come on.

79. Let's see.

80. What do we know about Mr. Smith?

81. Arnold, we know nothing about Mr. Smith. Well...

82. We know he always wears one of those weird bowler derbies.

83. Now, where do they sell bowler derbies?

84. Well, the only place I know is Toller's Bowlers on 44th.

85. How do you know that?

86. That's where my man Fuzzy Slippers gets them.

87. So... let's go!

88. Okay, I distract the guy,

89. telling him I'm looking for a bowler derby.

90. Right.

91. Meanwhile, I sneak a look at his Rolodex

92. and see if I can find anything on Smith.

93. Right. Wait a minute.

94. Why would two kids be looking for a bowler derby?

95. I got an idea. Right, what is it?

96. You'll see. Okay.

97. Okay.

98. Hello, old chap, how can I help you?

99. I'm looking for a certain hat.

100. Well, you've hit the mother lode.

101. Now how about this one?

102. Or this one?

103. Ah, this one is perfect for the particularly rare

104. shape of your head.

105. You look smashing, old boy.

106. Why, thank you.

107. But actually, old chap, I'm looking for something

108. rather more like that one.

109. Oh, all the way up there, sir?

110. Yes, the one with the feather, if I may, old chap.

111. Okay, up there, then.

112. Right, oh good.

113. Now I have to go to Mount Kilimanjaro to get a hat for

114. this tall, slender, frameless chap.

115. There it is.

116. Arnold, hang onto that pipe for a second.

117. Huh? What are you, nuts?

118. I'll just be a second!

119. even though it's the first time in a month,

120. I suppose I should be happy I have a customer...

121. Sanders, Salami, Sloan.

122. Here it is!

123. Smith!

124. where is it now?

125. Seven and a half...

126. Come on, Gerald, step on it!

127. Is this the bowler, si— Whoa!

128. No!

129. Maybe I should get another job.

130. Are you sure?

131. Absolutely.

132. It said 234 Smith Avenue.

133. Satellite Industries?

134. Sounds like the name of some covert, cover-up operation

135. for the CIA.

136. I knew it— He's a spy.

137. Man, I told you.

138. Come on.

139. Yes?

140. We have a package for Mr. Smith.

141. Which Mr. Smith?

142. You mean there's more than one?

143. That's right.

144. There's John Smith, John Smith Sr.,

145. John Smith Jr., John Smith III, John Smith Esquire,

146. John Q. Smith, John Smith- Smith, John John Smith.

147. Don't you have any plain Mr. Smiths?

148. I'm sorry, that information is classified.

149. Now suppose I were to tell you I don't buy that, lady?

150. What would you say to that, huh?

151. Sheesh.

152. This has been fun.

153. We've been on a wild goose chase halfway across the city

154. and we still have no idea how to find that Smith guy.

155. I'm not giving up, Gerald.

156. I'm handing this package to Mr. Smith

157. if it's the last thing I do.

158. Arnold, it's hopeless.

159. You know the chances of us finding one specific person

160. in a huge city?

161. A billion to one.

162. You hear me? A billion to one!

163. (man) Have a good day, Mr. Smith.

164. Or less.

165. Smith! Smith! Hey! Mr. Smith!

166. Mr. Smith!

167. Hurry, follow that taxi!

168. Behind the yellow line while the bus is in motion

169. and get your package outta my ear.

170. Mr. Smith, we have a package for you!

171. Hey, Mr. Smith!

172. Look!

173. Man, that guy is unbelievable.

174. Okay, that's it.

175. Eh, let's just open it and get it over with.

176. Come on, Arnold.

177. No one will know.

178. We can just tape it back up afterwards.

179. I just can't do it, Gerald.

180. Let's take the package and go home.

181. But what about the boarders?

182. Eh, they've probably forgotten about the whole thing by now.

183. Huh?

184. Grandma, Grandpa, you all right?

185. Wait til I get my hands on that Ernie Potts!

186. What did he do with my dentures?

187. Run, boys, run!

188. There he is! Get him!

189. Get it! Yeah!

190. I'll smash him!

191. I want that package!

192. Get that package!

193. Hey, watch the hair.

194. It's ours, get it!

195. You guys— What are you doing?

196. You're acting like bunch of animals.

197. Well, whatever it is, you ripped it.

198. My family? That's so sweet.

199. I feel like a real heel.

200. Package for Mr. Smith.

201. Can I trust you to give it to him?

202. No!

203. Oh, Oscar, how can you ask me for more money?

204. What happened to the $200 I gave you yesterday?

205. What $200?

206. You know very well what $200.

207. Oh, yeah, I remember.

208. Some guys, they robbed me on the subway.

209. That's not true! Okay, I lost it.

210. Oscar.

211. Oscar, I've had it.

212. Things aren't working out between us.

213. I want you out.

214. But, Susie, you know I love you.

215. You love yourself, Oscar.

216. I'm just second place.

217. What's wrong with second place? That's pretty good.

218. Well, it's not good enough for me.

219. I'm changing my life, Oscar.

220. I'm sticking up for myself.

221. I'm tired of your excuses and your lies.

222. From now on, I'm going to make it on my own.

223. Susie, what about me?

224. Where am I going to sleep?

225. What do you want?

226. Listen, Ernie, you're not gonna believe this,

227. but Susie kicked me out.

228. Can I stay in your room tonight?

229. Sure, Oscar, just as soon as you pay me the 20 bucks

230. you've owed me since Christmas!

231. Hey, Mr. Hyuhn.

232. How's my Vietnamese-American good buddy, huh?

233. Listen, Susie kicked me out and I need a place to stay.

234. You cannot stay here.

235. You are not a good person.

236. Not a good person at all.

237. Arnold!

238. Oh, um, hello, Mr. Kokoshka.

239. Call me Oscar.

240. I can't believe how handsome you're getting, the way your

241. body is growing to match the unusual shape of your head.

242. You must have all the girls after you.

243. Well, I don't know about that.

244. Sure they are.

245. You must have a sweetheart, huh?

246. Well, not exactly.

247. Listen, Arnold, I need a place to stay for a few days.

248. The room's kind of small.

249. Thanks, Arnold, you're a good boy.

250. Your grandma and grandpa must be very proud of you.

251. I'll take the bed tonight.

252. We can trade off tomorrow.

253. But Mr. Kokoshka, I don't know about this

254. and I have to get some sleep.

255. Oh well, it's only for a couple days.

256. Sweet dreams, Mr. Kokoshka.

257. Thank you, Arnold.

258. Arnold, wake up, you sleepyhead.

259. Time for breakfast!

260. Look, French toast and fresh- squeezed orange juice.

261. Wow, gee.

262. Thanks, Mr. Kokoshka.

263. What happened to my French toast and orange juice?

264. Boy, this is really great, thanks.

265. By the way, what time is it?

266. 10:30. What? 10:30?

267. But my alarm! What happened?

268. I turned it off so it wouldn't wake me up.

269. I have to get to school!

270. Oh man.

271. I gotta go.

272. I'll see you later.

273. Mr. Kokoshka, would you mind playing your saxophone

274. some other time?

275. I have to study for a test.

276. But Arnold, I have to practice.

277. Well, I have to study.

278. Arnold, be reasonable.

279. Can't we at least compromise?

280. I'll practice now.

281. You can study tomorrow.

282. But Mr. Kokoshka, my test is tomorrow!

283. Oh, Arnold, good to see you.

284. How did your test go?

285. Not so good. That's too bad.

286. You should have studied.

287. I'm making smoothies!

288. Mr. Kokoshka, this isn't working out.

289. What? I said this isn't work—

290. Oh, Arnold, I forgot to tell you.

291. I'm having some friends over to play cards.

292. Hello, Oscar, you old goat!

293. How's it going, guys?

294. Hey, nice place.

295. Make yourselves at home.

296. Mi casa es su casa.

297. (man) Come on, ya bum, let's go.

298. It's 40 to you, Oscar.

299. Okay, I say go fish.

300. Give me a break.

301. Come on, Oscar, it's your bet.

302. Okay, okay, I raise you 50.

303. But Oscar, you don't have any chips left.

304. Don't worry.

305. I bet this CD player for collateral.

306. Ah!

307. Mr. Kokoshka, that's mine!

308. Don't worry, Arnold, I can't lose.

309. I can't believe I lost.

310. Yeah, who thought you'd lose with a pair of threes?

311. Eh, it's no problem.

312. I'll win it all back next week when the gang comes over.

313. Well, actually, I've been meaning to talk to you

314. about that.

315. I think maybe it's time you thought about finding another

316. place to live.

317. I'm telling you, Gerald, he's driving me crazy.

318. I feel for you, man.

319. I mean, between the snoring and the saxophone,

320. no wonder his wife kicked him out.

321. I just wish I could get him to leave.

322. Yeah, too bad you can't get him back together with his wife.

323. Hey, wait a minute.

324. That's it!

325. I'm going to get Mr. and Mrs. Kokoshka back together!

326. I don't know, Arnold.

327. Messing with grown-ups' love problems is a dangerous thing.

328. Maybe, Gerald, but I gotta do it.

329. I gotta get my room back.

330. Aw, come on, Susie.

331. Don't you miss him sometimes? No.

332. In fact, I haven't thought about him at all since he left.

333. Well, he's thought about you.

334. He has? Oh, sure.

335. He talks about you all the time.

336. He does? Yeah.

337. In fact, he wanted me to ask you if you'd have

338. dinner with him tonight under the stars on the roof.

339. On the roof? That's so romantic.

340. Should I tell him you'll be there?

341. Hmm... Well, all right.

342. Dinner under the stars?

343. Doesn't sound like Oscar.

344. Oh, he's a changed man.

345. Come on, Mr. Kokoshka.

346. It's just dinner.

347. Forget it, Arnold.

348. She kicked me out and as far as I'm concerned, it's over.

349. But Mr. Kokoshka, she really wants to see you.

350. She does? Yeah, she said she missed you.

351. Well, that makes sense.

352. I'm a very likeable guy.

353. She hates me.

354. Say something nice to her.

355. You know, Susie, in the moonlight, you can barely see

356. that big stain on your good dress.

357. I wouldn't have a stain on my good dress

358. if you hadn't used it to polish your shoes.

359. Oh, sure, blame it on Oscar!

360. Everything's always my fault.

361. If the shoe fits. See?

362. Uh, I've got an idea.

363. Why don't you two dance? What?

364. Hm, Oscar hasn't danced with me in years.

365. Besides, he's got two left feet.

366. Two left feet?

367. What is it with all the shoe metaphors?

368. I'll show you dancing.

369. Grandma?

370. Ow!

371. Ow!

372. Ow!

373. Oscar, ow!

374. And now for the dessert.

375. Two cherry tarts.

376. Whoops.

377. Guess that's only one cherry tart.

378. Well, we could share it, but it's such a tiny piece.

379. Maybe Mrs. Kokoshka would like it.

380. Arnold, do you have something in your eye?

381. You don't really want the cherry tart, do you, Susie?

382. Not if you want it all for yourself, Oscar.

383. Okay, great.

384. Boy, this is great.

385. You don't know what you're missing.

386. That's it, Oscar.

387. You'll never change.

388. You just don't care about anyone but yourself.

389. What's her problem? She's right.

390. You don't care about anyone but yourself.

391. Oh, hi, Mr. Kokoshka.

392. Hello, Arnold.

393. And goodbye.

394. I decided maybe you're right about me.

395. I'm going away to find myself.

396. Well, are you sure about this?

397. Yes, I'm sure.

398. I'm hitting the road, Jack.

399. Oh, I got your CD player back.

400. Never bet on a pair of threes. Thanks.

401. But where will you go? I don't know, Arnold.

402. I just don't know.

403. By the way, I borrowed your suitcase.

404. I knew you wouldn't mind.

405. Eh.

406. Oscar? Oh, hello, Susie.

407. How are you? Never better.

408. Well, I have to go now.

409. Oscar, is that a suitcase in your hand?

410. Yes, I'm going away.

411. It's the best thing for everyone.

412. But where will you go?

413. I don't know— Somewhere.

414. Into the dark abyss I've created for myself.

415. Well, if you're really leaving,

416. I guess you could use some money.

417. Well, sure, a couple of 50s would tide me over.

418. No, wait.

419. I can't take it.

420. I don't want to take it.

421. I can't keep on taking money from you, Susie.

422. From now on, I'm going to make it on my own.

423. You keep the money.

424. What did you say? You keep the money.

425. Oh, Oscar!

426. That's the most beautiful thing you've ever said to me.

427. You keep the money?

428. That's the first time you ever thought of someone else

429. before yourself.

430. You must care about me.

431. Oh, Oscar.

432. You keep the money! Oh, Oscar.

433. You keep the money! Oh, Oscar.

434. You keep the money! Oh, Oscar.

435. Oh, Susie.