Hey Arnold! 1x17

Directed by Tuck Tucker • Jamie Mitchell

Christopher Castile as Eugene Horowitz (voice) • Craig Bartlett as Brainy (voice) • Tress MacNeille as Grandma Gertie (voice) • Baoan Coleman as Mr. Hyunh (voice) • Frank Martorana as Thug / Teen #3 (voice)

When Arnold gets mugged in the street, Grandma teaches him how to defend himself, but the training and fighting starts to get to his head.

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1. ARNOLD!

2. HEY, ARNOLD!

3. HEY, ARNOLD!

4. ARNOLD!

5. ARNOLD!

6. ARNOLD!

7. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

8. and NICKELODEON]

9. AR-NOLD!

10. MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD!

11. HEY, ARNOLD!

12. GIVE ME YOUR MONEY.

13. OKAY.

14. ALL I HAVE IS CHANGE.

15. AND A BUS PASS?

16. YOU'RE HOLDING OUT ON ME, KID.

17. HEY, LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU CREEP.

18. WORK ON THAT ATTITUDE OF YOURS NEXT TIME, PUNK,

19. OR YOU'LL GET WORSE.

20. SO, SOME PUNK KID JUMPED YOU, EH?

21. HOW BIG?

22. BIG.

23. BIG PUNK?

24. BIG.

25. BIG, HUH?

26. OH, SIMMER DOWN, YOU HOT-HEADED LOONY.

27. ALL THE BOY NEEDS TO DO

28. IS TAKE ONE OF THEM SELF-DEFENSE CLASSES.

29. LEARN SOME OF THAT HAIKU.

30. BUFFALO STEAKS AND BEANS TONIGHT, COMPADRES.

31. GATHER AROUND THE CHUCK WAGON AND EAT YOUR FILL.

32. OH, WHY THE LONG FACE, TEX?

33. YOU LOOK LIKE FIVE MILES OF BAD PRAIRIE.

34. ARNOLD GOT MUGGED.

35. YEAH, SOME PUNK TOOK HIS BUS PASS

36. AND KNOCKED HIM FLAT.

37. OH, WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO, I TELL YOU.

38. IF EVERY...

39. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, ARNOLD.

40. I'LL MAKE YOU SOME GREEN TEA AND PUT YOU TO BED.

41. YES, SLEEP IS GOOD IDEA.

42. THAT'S OKAY, GRANDMA.

43. I'LL MAKE MYSELF SOME HOT CHOCOLATE.

44. GOOD NIGHT.

45. GOOD NIGHT, ARNOLD.

46. SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.

47. WHAT'LL WE DO ABOUT THIS, POOKIE?

48. OH, I'VE GOT PLANS FOR ARNOLD.

49. MORNING, TADPOLE.

50. GRANDMA, IT'S EARLY.

51. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

52. YOUR SELF-DEFENSE TRAINING BEGINS TODAY.

53. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MARTIAL ARTS, GRANDMA?

54. DIDN'T I EVER TELL YOU

55. OF MY YEARS IN THE CONVENT IN SHANGHAI?

56. NOW, WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER TIBET?

57. ANYWAY, YOUR TRAINING STARTS TODAY.

58. WOW.

59. ENTER, MY SON.

60. UH-UH, THE SHOES.

61. OKAY, I'M READY, GRANDMA.

62. WHERE DO WE START?

63. SHH.

64. LOSE YOURSELF.

65. FALL INTO THE LIMITLESS VOID.

66. ASSUME A STATE OF RELAXED ALERTNESS.

67. BE AS THE FROG IN THE POND.

68. HE DOES NOT SEEK THE FLY.

69. THE FLY COMES TO HIM.

70. NOW, TRY TO SNATCH THE FLY OUT OF MY HAND.

71. WHEN YOU CAN SNATCH THE FLY OUT OF MY HAND

72. YOUR TRAINING WILL BE COMPLETE.

73. BE AS THE FROG IN THE POND, ARNOLD.

74. EW!

75. MAMA LEONE!

76. ||

77. SPILL IT, ARNOLD.

78. HOW DID YOUR GRANDMA

79. TURN YOU INTO A MARTIAL ARTS MACHINE?

80. SHE SAID SOMETHING

81. ABOUT "BE AS THE FROG IN THE POND."

82. NEXT THING YOU KNOW

83. I WAS KICKING CANS OFF OF HAROLD'S HEAD.

84. I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE THIS BEFORE.

85. I LIKE IT.

86. I SAID, WHAT'S IN THE BAG?

87. MACAROONS AND MALLOMARS, MISTER.

88. WRONG ANSWER, BRUSH-HEAD.

89. YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.

90. HEY.

91. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

92. LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE.

93. FAIR WARNING.

94. DON'T MAKE ME USE THESE.

95. LOOK AT HIM.

96. RUN!

97. WOW!

98. LOOK AT THAT!

99. THAT WAS GREAT, ARNOLD.

100. I HAD NO IDEA.

101. MAN, ARNOLD, THOSE HANDS AND FEET ARE LETHAL WEAPONS.

102. YEAH, WHEN I RUN INTO THAT CREEP WHO STOLE MY BUS PASS

103. I'M GOING TO GET IT BACK.

104. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!

105. THIS IS ALL HAPPENING A LITTLE TOO FAST.

106. MAN, LAST WEEK HE WAS GETTING MUGGED

107. THIS WEEK HE'S BRUCE LEE.

108. HEY, YOU?

109. YEAH, YOU.

110. YOU TALKING TO ME?

111. YOU TALKING TO ME?

112. NO, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

113. THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE.

114. YOU TALKING TO ME?

115. YOU TALKING TO ME?

116. I'M OKAY.

117. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'VE CHANGED?

118. JUST WHAT I SAID, ARNOLD

119. YOU'VE CHANGED.

120. AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU, MAN.

121. LOOK, I GOT TO GO.

122. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, OKAY?

123. EASY ON THAT NINJA STUFF, OKAY, BRUCE?

124. RELAX.

125. WHAT COULD HAPPEN?

126. HEY!

127. I WAS JUST TRYING TO ASK YOU WHERE'S THE BUS STOP.

128. JUST THE BUS STOP...

129. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

130. PUSHING HIM AROUND?

131. HE JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHERE'S THE BUS STOP.

132. WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

133. CRAZY TOWN.

134. NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT, BRUCE.

135. I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU, MAN.

136. SIT DOWN AND TELL ME OF YOUR TRAVELS, TADPOLE.

137. IT'S OVER, GRANDMA.

138. I'M GIVING IT UP.

139. GIVING WHAT UP?

140. THIS BRUCE LEE KARATE LIFESTYLE I'VE BEEN CULTIVATING.

141. IT'S ALL A POWER TRIP.

142. WELL, HOW SO?

143. I USED IT TO SHOW OFF.

144. I WENT TOO FAR AND MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

145. I JUST WANT TO FORGET ABOUT IT.

146. CONGRATULATIONS, ARNOLD.

147. NOW YOUR TRAINING IS COMPLETE.

148. I DON'T GET IT.

149. YES, YOU DO.

150. IT'S THE ART OF SELF-DEFENSE.

151. BE AS THE FROG IN THE POND.

152. DO NOT SEEK THE FLY, THE FLY WILL COME TO YOU.

153. YOU KEEP SAYING THAT, GRANDMA.

154. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

155. YOU KNOW.

156. IS IT YOU DON'T GO LOOKING FOR TROUBLE

157. BECAUSE THAT CAUSES MORE TROUBLE

158. BUT IT'S OKAY TO STAND UP FOR YOURSELF

159. AND GRAB THE FLY WHEN IT COMES TO YOU?

160. OH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

161. GRANDMA, IT'S THE KID

162. WHO STOLE MY BUS PASS.

163. CHILL, MY SON.

164. GO WITH THE FLOW.

165. HEY, GRANNY FOUR-EYES.

166. I LIKE THE PURPLE HAIR.

167. STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES

168. BUT WORDS ARE BRITTLE CHIMES IN A WINDSTORM.

169. GIVE ME YOUR PURSE, GRANNY.

170. HE CAN HAVE IT.

171. IT'S JUST A PURSE.

172. WHAT ARE WORLDLY POSSESSIONS

173. THAT WE CANNOT TAKE THEM WITH US?

174. HEY, I KNOW YOU.

175. YOU'RE THE PUNK WITH THE BUS PASS.

176. HERE IT IS, PUNK.

177. YOU WANT IT?

178. TRY AND TAKE IT.

179. TRY AND TAKE IT.

180. TRY AND TAKE IT...

181. HEY, WHOO! NO OFFENSE, MAN.

182. YOU WANT THE BUS PASS— TAKE IT.

183. AND THE 65 CENTS.

184. YEAH, YEAH, WITH INTEREST.

185. AND HERE'S YOUR PURSE, MA'AM.

186. OF COURSE, SOMETIMES

187. WHEN YOUR OWN PERSONAL SPACE IS VIOLATED

188. THERE ARE OCCASIONS TO USE THE TRAINING.

189. LET'S GO INSIDE

190. AND I'LL MAKE US SOME GREEN TEA.

191. THANKS, MAYBE I'LL JUST HAVE HOT CHOCOLATE.

192. YOU CITY KIDS DON'T KNOW

193. WHAT REAL CAMPING IS.

194. BUT YOU'RE GOING TO FIND OUT.

195. SLEEPING UNDER THE STARS

196. COOKING WEENIES AND BEANS

197. OVER A CAMPFIRE.

198. MAKING DOODEE BEHIND A TREE

199. LIKE A BIG BEAR OR A...

200. WOW!

201. IT'S BEAUTIFUL, GRANDPA.

202. SURE, EVERYTHING IN NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL.

203. UNLESS IT'S UGLY.

204. COME ON!

205. LET'S GO JUMP IN THAT LAKE.

206. NO, LET'S HIKE UP THAT MOUNTAIN.

207. NOT SO FAST.

208. WE GOT TO MAKE CAMP.

209. MAKE CAMP?

210. SURE, CLEAR A TENT SPACE

211. CHOP FIREWOOD, HAUL WATER

212. THERE'S A LOT OF WORK TO DO

213. BEFORE YOU START HAVING FUN.

214. NOW CAN WE SWIM AND HIKE

215. AND CATCH SOME FISH?

216. NO, WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS

217. A CAMPING TRIP?

218. CAN'T GO SKYLARKING OFF

219. WITHOUT LEARNING

220. SOME BASIC SURVIVAL SKILLS.

221. COME ON.

222. WHEN YOU'RE TRACKING GAME

223. THERE ARE WAYS TO TELL

224. IF AN ANIMAL HAS BEEN BY.

225. BROKEN BRANCHES

226. FOOTPRINTS... EVEN SCAT.

227. WHAT'S SCAT?

228. YOU KNOW, SCAT, DROPPINGS.

229. LIKE WHAT YOU'RE STANDING IN.

230. SEE?

231. REMEMBER

232. ONLY DO THIS UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION.

233. RED AND SWEET ARE GOOD TO EAT

234. BUT I SWEAR BY THIS SONNET

235. GREEN WILL MAKE YOU VOMIT.

236. I THOUGHT IT WAS

237. "GREEN AND SWEET ARE GOOD TO EAT."

238. NO, I'VE BEEN SAYING IT

239. RED AND SWEET, RED AND SWEET.

240. EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE.

241. YOU'RE VOMITING, AREN'T YOU?

242. NOW, BOYS, IF MOSS ALWAYS GROWS

243. ON THE NORTH SIDE OF THE TREE

244. WHICH WAY IS CAMP?

245. UM, THIS WAY.

246. HUH?

247. NICE SKUNKY, GOOD SKUNKY.

248. NATURE BITES.

249. HEY, GERALD, YOU ASLEEP?

250. ARE YOU KIDDING?

251. MOSQUITOES, POISON BERRIES

252. GRANDPA'S SNORING?

253. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP?

254. I WISH GRANDPA HADN'T EATEN ALL THOSE BEANS.

255. IT COVERS UP THE SKUNK SMELL.

256. THAT'S IT, TOMORROW MORNING WE TELL GRANDPA WE WANT OUT.

257. WE HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.

258. WAIT TILL YOU HAVE SOME FLAPJACKS

259. COOKED OVER AN OPEN FLAME, MMM.

260. CHARRED AND TASTY.

261. WE WANT TO GO HOME.

262. HOME?

263. WE'RE TIRED OF NATURE!

264. WHAT? BUT YOU JUST GOT HERE.

265. BUT WE'RE COLD.

266. AND DIRTY.

267. AND HUNGRY.

268. YOU'VE GOT TO GET COLD

269. AND DIRTY AND HUNGRY.

270. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO CAMP.

271. CONSARNED CITY SLICKERS!

272. RUINING THE WILDERNESS FOR THE REST OF US.

273. IT'S A MIRACLE.

274. WE'RE SAVED.

275. HERE WE ARE, GIRLS, THE GREAT OUTDOORS.

276. SAY IT AIN'T SO, GERALD.

277. GOOD PARKING, DAD.

278. YOU RAN OVER A TREE.

279. HEY, HEY, HEY.

280. YOUR HARVEY 2000 DOESN'T RUN OVER TREES.

281. IT BENDS THEM WITH THE PATENTED BUMPERIZER.

282. WHATEVER.

283. COME ON, PHOEBE, LET'S WATCH TV.

284. PULL SOME STEAKS OUT OF THE FREEZER, WILL YOU?

285. WE'LL HAVE STEAK AND EGGS FOR BREAKFAST.

286. STEAK AND EGGS?

287. HELGA, DID YOU HAPPEN TO OBSERVE

288. THAT THE OCCUPANTS OF THE ADJACENT CAMPSITE

289. WERE ARNOLD AND GERALD?

290. WHAT?

291. ARNOLD? IN THE NEXT CAMPSITE?

292. I MEAN, BIG DEAL.

293. WHAT DO I CARE IF ARNOLD IS CAMPING

294. JUST A FEW YARDS AWAY FROM ME

295. AT THIS VERY MOMENT?

296. I'LL BE IN THE TOILET.

297. OH, FATE, OH, FORTUNA

298. WHAT A STRANGE HAND YOU HAVE DEALT ME.

299. ARNOLD, IN MY OWN CAMPSITE!

300. ARNOLD...

301. THAT NAME OPENS HIDDEN DOORS TO MY HEART.

302. AND YET, HE CAN NEVER KNOW

303. UNLESS THERE'S SOME WAY THAT I CAN BE ALONE WITH HIM.

304. ALONE WITH MY LOVE IN THE WILD.

305. OW!

306. "OPHELIA'S OVERLOOK."

307. WHAT BETTER PLACE TO REVEAL THE SECRETS OF MY SOUL.

308. HEY, PHOEBE!

309. YES?

310. LET'S TAKE A WALK.

311. COMING.

312. WELL, WELL, WELL...

313. WHAT A SURPRISE.

314. OH, HI, HELGA.

315. YOU GUYS CAMPING?

316. WHERE'S YOUR R.V.?

317. WE DON'T HAVE AN R.V.

318. WE USE A TENT.

319. WHERE'S YOUR ICE CREAM?

320. WAIT A MINUTE

321. YOU GUYS GOT ICE CREAM?

322. TECHNICALLY, IT'S FROZEN YOGURT,

323. ONE OF THOSE SOFT-SERVE MACHINES.

324. BUT WE'RE ROUGHING IT.

325. HELGA!

326. COMING, DAD.

327. WE BETTER GO.

328. THE STEAK AND EGGS ARE READY.

329. YEAH, I'LL BE BACK IN THE OFFICE ON MONDAY.

330. I BROUGHT ALL THE HIGH-TECH CAMPING EQUIPMENT.

331. THE GIRLS? OH, YEAH, THEY'RE LOVING IT

332. WHICH IS GREAT

333. BECAUSE I'M KILLING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.

334. TESTING THE MERCHANDISE

335. AND SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH MY DAUGHTER, OLGA.

336. HELGA, DAD.

337. YEAH, YEAH, HELGA.

338. ANYWAY, JER, I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY.

339. WELL, YOU GIRLS READY FOR SOME BREAKFAST?

340. SAY, DAD...

341. THOSE GUYS OVER THERE ARE IN MY CLASS.

342. AND NOT THAT I REALLY LIKE EITHER OF THEM...

343. BUT I WAS THINKING, THEY LOOK KIND OF HUNGRY.

344. SHOULD WE INVITE THEM TO EAT?

345. HUH? SURE.

346. HEY, YOU GUYS!

347. COME AND EAT! WE GOT PLENTY!

348. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, GRANDPA.

349. OKAY...

350. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING.

351. SO DAD, I'VE BEEN THINKING...

352. ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.

353. WHY DON'T WE ALL GO FOR A NICE HIKE?

354. HUH? I THOUGHT YOU HATED HIKING.

355. WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?

356. PERHAPS IT WAS ON THE WAY HERE

357. WHEN YOU KEPT SAYING, "I HATE HIKING, I HATE HIKING"

358. I HATE"-- OW!

359. COME ON, DAD, IT WOULD BE GREAT.

360. YOU'D BE KILLING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.

361. HMM, NOT A BAD IDEA.

362. OKAY, IT'S A PLAN.

363. EVERYBODY WHO WANTS TO GO ON A HIKE SAY "AYE."

364. AYE! AYE!

365. OKAY, I GOT THE SOLAR-POWERED FACE-MISTER

366. TO KEEP ME COOL WHILE I WALK.

367. PHOEBE'S GOT THE COMPUTERIZED PATHFINDER TO BLAZE A TRAIL.

368. HELGA'S GOT MY DELUXE FRIGO-PACK

369. CHOCK FULL OF PREPACKAGED, GOURMET FOOD.

370. NATURE'S A LOT MORE FUN WHEN YOU WATCH IT ON T.V.

371. WELL, HERE WE ARE.

372. NOTHING LIKE NATURE, EH?

373. NOW, HOW ABOUT SOME LUNCH?

374. OPEN THAT FRIGO-PACK AND TURN OFF THAT BEEPER.

375. THE KNOB APPEARS TO BE STUCK.

376. LET ME SEE THAT.

377. AW, CHEAP PIECE OF JUNK.

378. I'LL SELL THOUSANDS OF THEM.

379. AW, MAN. JUST WHEN NATURE WAS GETTING INTERESTING

380. THE TV GOES OUT.

381. UNBELIEVABLE.

382. DAD, I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH OUR LUNCH.

383. HMM, LOOKS LIKE THE VACUUM PACK DIDN'T SEAL.

384. EW!

385. GROSS!

386. GIVE ME THAT.

387. HOO-FAH!

388. HOLY TOLEDO, THAT'S RANK.

389. THERE'S ONE GOOD WAY

390. TO GET RID OF FAULTY EQUIPMENT ON THE TRAIL.

391. THAT PUTS US IN A BIT OF A PREDICAMENT

392. REGARDING LUNCH.

393. AT LAST...

394. ALONE WITH MY LOVE IN THE WILD...

395. LET'S GET BACK TO CAMP.

396. WE STILL GOT SOME STEAKS IN THE FREEZER.

397. CRIMINY!

398. DAD, SHOULDN'T WE ||BE GETTING NEAR CAMP SOON?

399. YEAH, WISH WE STILL HAD THAT PATHFINDER THOUGH.

400. NOW THAT THE SUN'S GOING DOWN IT'S GETTING COOL.

401. MAYBE I SHOULD TURN OFF THIS—

402. DAD! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

403. ARE YOU OKAY?

404. AM I OKAY?

405. LOOK AT ME!

406. THE FOOD'S GONE!

407. MY NECK'S BURNED!

408. THE MISTER DOESN'T WORK.

409. AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, WE'RE LOST!

410. LOST? I THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHERE WE WERE!

411. I'VE BEEN LOST SINCE WE SAW THOSE SIGNS IN SPANISH.

412. WHAT? WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

413. WE CAN GET US BACK.

414. GRANDPA TAUGHT US HOW TO FOLLOW TRAILS.

415. ALL WE'VE GOT TO DO IS RETRACE OUR STEPS.

416. IF I DON'T EAT SOMETHING I'M GOING TO KEEL OVER.

417. HEY, AREN'T THOSE THE SAME KIND OF BERRIES

418. THAT GRANDPA POINTED OUT?

419. YEAH! RED AND SWEET AND GOOD TO EAT.

420. Mr. YOU'RE CRAZY.

421. YOU CAN'T EAT STUFF THAT'S JUST GROWING OUTSIDE.

422. I MUST ADMIT

423. I ADMIRE GERALD'S SURVIVAL SKILLS.

424. MOSS GROWS ON THE NORTH SIDE OF TREES.

425. WE'RE ON THE RIGHT TRAIL.

426. CAMP SHOULD BE RIGHT...

427. THERE!

428. WOO-HOO-HOO!

429. WE BETTER FOLLOW THIS PATH AROUND...

430. FORGET THE PATH, KID!

431. CAMP'S RIGHT THERE.

432. JUICY STEAKS, HERE I COME.

433. OH, CIVILIZATION, I MISSED YOU.

434. I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT'S POISON IVY.

435. AH, ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP.

436. HAVE A GOOD HIKE, BOYS?

437. YEAH, ONCE WE GOT LOST

438. AND DUMPED THAT HIGH-TECH STUFF.

439. WE FOUND THE WAY BACK BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING YOU TAUGHT US.

440. WELL, THAT SO?

441. GRANDPA, CAN WE STAY ONE MORE NIGHT

442. AND CAMP OUT THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY?

443. THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.

444. WHO WOULDN'T LOVE CAMPING

445. ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS?

446. DARN BUGS!

447. OH, POISON IVY!

448. OH, SUNBURN!

449. OW, OOH-OOH.

450. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

451. and NICKELODEON]