Hey Arnold! 1x16

Directed by Tuck Tucker • Juli Murphy

Sam Gifaldi as Sid (voice) • Craig Bartlett as Brainy / Steel Mill Worker (voice) • Jim Lang as The Mad Engineer (voice)

When the kids complain of being bored, Grandpa tells the story of the Haunted Train. So, the kids decide to go and see if the train exists for themselves.

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1. ARNOLD!

2. HEY, ARNOLD!

3. HEY, ARNOLD!

4. ARNOLD!

5. ARNOLD!

6. ARNOLD!

7. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

8. and NICKELODEON]

9. AR-NOLD!

10. MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD!

11. HEY, ARNOLD!

12. FINALLY, THE WEEKEND.

13. MAN, I THOUGHT IT WOULD NEVER GET HERE.

14. BOY HOWDY.

15. I'M GOING TO SPEND

16. SATURDAY MORNING WATCHING CARTOONS.

17. YEAH, WELL

18. I'M GOING TO THE PARK

19. TO PLAY CATCH.

20. RIDE MY BIKE.

21. WHAT ABOUT YOU, ARNOLD?

22. I'M DOING IT ALL.

23. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING?

24. I'M DOING IT ALL.

25. EVERYTHING ON... THE LIST.

26. YEP, "THE LIST

27. FOR A KID'S PERFECT SATURDAY."

28. "THE LIST"? YOU'RE CRAZY, MAN.

29. NO ONE'S EVER DONE THE WHOLE LIST BEFORE.

30. THE LIST HAS BEEN HANDED DOWN

31. FROM KID TO KID FOR GENERATIONS.

32. IT CONTAINS ALL THINGS KIDS LOVE TO DO ON SATURDAY.

33. BEHOLD! A SACRED DOCUMENT.

34. "THE LIST."

35. READ IT, GERALD.

36. "THE LIST FOR A KID'S PERFECT SATURDAY."

37. "WATCH EVERY CARTOON

38. FROM 6:00 A.M. TILL DANCE CRAZE..."

39. YAY! YEAH.

40. "... WHILE EATING THREE BOWLS

41. OF SUGAR CHUNK CEREAL."

42. "RIDE YOUR BIKE

43. DOWN THE STEEPEST HILL

44. IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD."

45. YOU ALL KNOW WHICH ONE THAT IS.

46. "PLAY CATCH WITH EVERY KID IN THE PARK."

47. "AND FINALLY, GO TO THE MOVIES AND SIT THROUGH IT THREE TIMES."

48. HERE YOU GO, ARNOLD.

49. NOBODY'S EVER DONE THE ENTIRE LIST ON ONE SATURDAY.

50. ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

51. YOU'RE TEMPTING THE FATES, MAN.

52. I'M DOING IT.

53. THE WHOLE LIST.

54. I'M GOING TO HAVE THE GREATEST SATURDAY A KID EVER HAD.

55. TOMORROW'S GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS

56. THAT MEMORIES ARE MADE OF.

57. WHAT?

58. OH, NO, I'M LATE.

59. OKAY, FIRST THING ON THE LIST.

60. "SUGAR CHUNKS CEREAL."

61. GRANDPA, DID YOU EAT ALL THE CEREAL?

62. HUH? HECK, NO.

63. THERE'S A WHOLE OTHER BOX.

64. WELL, AT LEAST IT'S CEREAL.

65. EITHER THAT MILK'S GONE BAD

66. OR THEY GOT A WHOLE NEW WAY

67. TO SELL COTTAGE CHEESE.

68. WELL, BETTER GET TO WORK ON THAT FUSE BOX.

69. OKAY, I GOT CARTOONS FROM NOW TILL DANCE CRAZE.

70. HUH!

71. WHAT? NO!

72. HMM...

73. I THINK I GOT THE 220

74. MIXED UP WITH THE 660.

75. NO PROBLEM.

76. I'LL USE THE UPSTAIRS TV.

77. GOOD IDEA.

78. EXCEPT THE POWER'S OUT IN THE WHOLE HOUSE.

79. THAT'S IT, BOYS.

80. ONE MORE STEP AND YOU'VE GOT IT.

81. GOOD, THE FRONT DOOR.

82. HEY, LADY, IT AIN'T GOING TO FIT.

83. CAN'T YOU TURN IT ON ITS SIDE OR SOMETHING?

84. YEAH, RIGHT, LADY.

85. DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME, YOUNG MAN.

86. THERE MUST BE SOME WAY TO GET IT IN THE HOUSE.

87. COME ON, BOYS.

88. LET'S THINK.

89. NO, NO, NO.

90. LET'S TAKE IT

91. DOWN THE STOOP

92. AND THINK A MINUTE, SHALL WE?

93. LET'S SEE... PLAY CATCH.

94. CAN DO.

95. I'LL GO GET MY GLOVE.

96. HEY, KID!

97. UH...

98. YEAH, YOU.

99. WANT TO PLAY CATCH?

100. OKAY.

101. HEY, COME BACK HERE.

102. I GOT YOUR BALL.

103. GET BACK HERE!

104. OKAY...

105. SO THAT DIDN'T GO SO HOT.

106. WHAT'S NEXT HERE?

107. TAKE THE HILL, BOYS.

108. TAKE THE HILL.

109. DON'T BE DISCOURAGED.

110. LADY, FACE IT.

111. YOU'RE NEVER GETTING

112. THE PIANO IN THIS BUILDING.

113. I GOT TO GET MY BIKE.

114. HEY, RELAX, KID.

115. WE'RE JUST NOW TAKING A BREAK.

116. THE... STEEPEST... HILL

117. IN THE CITY.

118. LOOK OUT BELOW!

119. WHAT'S LEFT HERE?

120. "GO TO MOVIE...

121. SIT THROUGH IT THREE TIMES."

122. EASY.

123. ONE TICKET, PLEASE.

124. HUH?

125. OH, NO!

126. PLEASE, PLEASE, LADY.

127. LISTEN, I'M HAVING

128. THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.

129. I GOT TO SEE THIS MOVIE.

130. PLEASE! I'LL PAY YOU BACK.

131. What's wrong?

132. I don't know.

133. I'm having

134. the worst day of my life.

135. Anything I can do?

136. Well, you could kiss me

137. for starters.

138. Ah!

139. I was waiting for you

140. to say something like that.

141. Your breath stinks.

142. Ow!

143. What did you do that for?

144. Stop! Don't come any closer.

145. What are you doing?

146. Stop!

147. No, where are you going?

148. No.

149. Where are you going?

150. Oh, no!

151. Don't come any closer.

152. No, no, no.

153. Man LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

154. DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

155. THE THEATER MUST CANCEL THE REST OF TODAY'S SCREENINGS.

156. GOOD NIGHT.

157. "THE GREATEST SATURDAY A KID EVER HAD."

158. WHAT A CROCK!

159. GRANDMA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP HERE?

160. WE COULDN'T GET THE PIANO IN THE FRONT DOOR

161. OR THROUGH THE WINDOW

162. SO I HAVE TO KEEP IT ON THE ROOF.

163. THAT'S TERRIBLE.

164. WELL, NO, THAT'S WONDERFUL.

165. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A PIANO ON THE ROOF!

166. COME ON, ARNOLD.

167. NO, GRANDMA.

168. I HAD A REALLY ROTTEN DAY.

169. I JUST WANT TO SIT HERE AND RELAX AND DO NOTHING.

170. ROTTEN DAY!

171. WELL, I'VE GOT JUST ONE THING TO SAY ABOUT THAT.

172. COME ON, ARNOLD.

173. OH, GRANDMA, I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD.

174. TAKE IT.

175. ♪ WHEN YOU'RE FEELING

176. ♪ MAKE YOUR TROUBLES

177. WELL, ARNOLD.

178. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

179. ONE MORE TIME, GRANDMA.

180. ARNOLD, YOU'RE A PIP.

181. YOU BOYS FINISH PLAYING CHECKERS?

182. YEP.

183. AND CRAZY EIGHTS, SLAPJACK

184. GO FISH, OLD MAID

185. EVERY BOARD GAME IN THE HOUSE

186. AND A CROSSWORD PUZZLE, TOO.

187. WE'RE BORED, GRANDPA.

188. BORED?

189. HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU BOYS

190. ABOUT THE TIME I WORKED FOR THE RAILROAD?

191. AND FIRST HEARD THE LEGEND OF THE... HAUNTED TRAIN?

192. HUH? HUH?

193. NO.NO.

194. 40 YEARS AGO, OLD ENGINE 25 WAS HEADING FOR THE STATION

195. WHEN THE ENGINEER WENT MAD AND DROVE HIS TRAIN

196. OFF THE TRACKS.

197. THEY NEVER SAW HIM OR THE TRAIN AGAIN.

198. SOME SAY HE DROVE IT STRAIGHT TO...

199. YOU KNOW.

200. MIDTOWN?

201. DOWNTOWN?

202. ALL THE WAY DOWNTOWN.

203. TO THE VERY MOST SOUTHERN POINT.

204. YOU MEAN...?

205. THAT'S RIGHT.

206. WOW...

207. ALL THE WAY TO THE SOUTH POLE?

208. NO, HE DROVE THE TRAIN

209. STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE FIERY UNDERWORLD.

210. WOW.WOW.

211. EVERY YEAR, ON THE ANNIVERSARY

212. OF ITS LAST RIDE, ENGINE 25 COMES BACK

213. THE MAD ENGINEER AT THE THROTTLE.

214. HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE OLD TRAIN STATION

215. TO PICK UP UNKNOWING PASSENGERS.

216. THESE UNSUSPECTING PASSENGERS ARE DRAWN ONTO THE TRAIN

217. BY A BLINDING WHITE LIGHT.

218. IT HYPNOTIZES THEM.

219. THEN A STRONG SMELL OVERPOWERS THEM.

220. SOME SAY IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN EGGS.

221. BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT IS.

222. IT'S THE SMELL OF...

223. SOCKS?

224. NO, FIRE AND BRIMSTONE.

225. THEN THEY HEAR HORRIBLE EAR-SPLITTING MUSIC.

226. IT SHRIEKS AND MOANS AND SENDS A CHILL THROUGH YOUR HEART.

227. IT'S NOT OF THIS WORLD.

228. IT'S... INHUMAN.

229. AFTER THE MUSIC, THE TRAIN ENTERS

230. THE ZONE OF DARKNESS.

231. IN THE ZONE OF DARKNESS

232. THEY CAN FEEL THE HEAT FROM THE FLAMES.

233. THEN THE TRAIN COMES TO A COMPLETE STOP.

234. THE DOORS OPEN.

235. THEY ARE GREETED BY THE RED-HOT DEMON HIMSELF.

236. YOU KNOW WHAT TONIGHT IS?

237. IT'S THE 40th ANNIVERSARY.

238. I'D SURE HATE TO BE AT THE OLD TRAIN STATION TONIGHT.

239. HO-HO, THE ONE ON 53rd PAST LIVINGSTON.

240. YOU KNOW, NEXT TO THE TIRE SHOP THERE.

241. WELL, SO MUCH FOR BEING BORED.

242. YOU THINK THE STORIES ARE TRUE, GERALD?

243. GRANDPA CAN STRETCH THE TRUTH.

244. I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF IT.

245. I WANT PHYSICAL EVIDENCE.

246. INFRARED PHOTOGRAPHY, ECTOPLASMIC SAMPLES

247. VISIBLE ENERGY FIELDS... HUH!

248. SOME THINGS CAN'T BE PROVED WITH SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE.

249. IT'S A QUESTION OF FAITH.

250. HOOEY!

251. I CAN UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE...

252. SCARED.

253. SCARED?

254. I'M NOT SCARED.

255. THEN MEET US TONIGHT AT THE OLD TRAIN STATION.

256. HUH?

257. ONE HOUR AFTER THE STREET LIGHTS GO ON.

258. YOU'RE ON.

259. YEP, NO TRAIN.

260. LET'S GO.

261. NOT SO FAST.

262. WE HAVE TO WAIT LONGER THAN 30 SECONDS.

263. HEY!

264. GRRR.

265. THAT'S IT!

266. I'M OUT OF HERE.

267. THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

268. THERE IS NO HAUNTED TRAIN.

269. THERE IS NO MAD ENGINEER.

270. AND YOU TWO CHUCKLEHEADS ARE DRIVING ME NUTS!

271. AND STOP PLAYING THAT HARMONICA!

272. I'M NOT PLAYING THAT HARMONICA.

273. ENGINE 25!

274. WHITE LIGHT— IT PULLED US ON.

275. WE'RE THE VICTIMS OF FORCES WE CAN'T POSSIBLY COMPREHEND.

276. EEUW! WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

277. SHE WHO SMELT IT, DEALT IT.

278. IT'S NOT THAT SMELL, STUPID.

279. HELGA'S RIGHT.

280. IT'S MORE LIKE...

281. ROTTEN EGGS!

282. IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN EGGS.

283. IT'S ONE OF THE SIGNS.

284. DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR?

285. THAT HORRIBLE, EAR-SPLITTING AND POSSIBLY INHUMAN, MUSIC?

286. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

287. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

288. I DO BELIEVE IN MAD ENGINEERS!

289. I DO BELIEVE IN HAUNTED TRAINS!

290. OH, WHY MUST I BE CURSED WITH SUCH AN INQUISITIVE NATURE?

291. HEY, THE LIGHTS!

292. THE ZONE OF DARKNESS.

293. NEXT STOP IS... YOU KNOW.

294. UH, ARE YOU POINTING DOWN?

295. THIS IS IT!

296. I CAN FEEL THE FLAMES OF THE DARK UNDERWORLD

297. BLOWING DOWN THE BACK OF MY NECK.

298. HUH?

299. BRAINY

300. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

301. UH, I DON'T KNOW.

302. I SEE IT!

303. I SEE THE FIRE!

304. WAIT, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

305. READY, AIM...

306. FIRE!

307. HEY, WHOA!

308. HEY, HEY!

309. HEY! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?

310. WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING HERE?

311. NOBODY'S ALLOWED HERE BUT THE STEEL MILL WORKERS.

312. STEEL MILL? WE'RE AT THE STEEL MILL?

313. WHERE'D YOU THINK?

314. THIS TRAIN ISN'T HAUNTED?

315. HAUNTED?

316. NOT THAT STORY AGAIN.

317. THIS TRAIN IS FOR RELIEF WORKERS.

318. WHAT ABOUT THE SMELL?

319. HAVE YOU EVER SMELLED A STEEL MILL?

320. IT'S THE SULPHUR.

321. SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN EGGS, DON'T IT?

322. AND THE LIGHTS?

323. THESE LIGHTS ALWAYS GO ON AND OFF.

324. BUT THE MUSIC!

325. I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING SO BAD.

326. IT WAS TORTURE.

327. I THOUGHT MY EARDRUMS WOULD EXPLODE.

328. WELL, I SUPPOSE SOME PEOPLE DON'T APPRECIATE THE POLKA.

329. OKAY? DOES THAT EXPLAIN EVERYTHING?

330. YES.

331. GOOD, NOW LET'S GET YOU KIDS ON THE RIGHT TRAIN HOME.

332. SHEESH.

333. A FIRE EXTINGUISHER

334. AGAINST THE FIRES OF THE UNDERWORLD, EH?

335. PRETTY GOOD PLAN, SHORT MAN.

336. I THINK YOU SET US UP, GRANDPA.

337. WELL, AT LEAST YOU WEREN'T BORED, WERE YOU?

338. THERE IS NO HAUNTED TRAIN.

339. WELL, NOW, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

340. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

341. and NICKELODEON

342. Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]