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7. Yeah.
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8. But I bet you can't last two days
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- Maybe.
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11. - Hey.
- Hey.
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13. - I'm so excited.
- What are you reading?
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14. - Les Misérables. Victor Hugo.
- Hey, Tao.
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22. - Quiet!
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24. Uh… Right.
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26. - Yeah!
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27. Paris! Paris! Paris!
Paris! Paris! Paris!
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We'll have to get some.
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We're in the Eurotunnel.
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Can you text me when you're free?
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I don't really see him that often, so…
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75. Mr. Farouk and I will be in room 203
if you need us.
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77. - Let's go!
- Let's go! Ah!
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90. Just standing next to Elle
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91. - Bounce test!
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97. - It looks so cool out there!
- So cool.
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- It's fine.
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103. - Do you want some?
- Yeah. Thanks.
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- Have you seen…
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123. - Oh. Oh, you're gonna lose.
- Really?
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130. like the Sacré Coeur church,
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138. - I'm looking at you.
- Do you wanna come with us today?
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152. - The Musée de Montmartre.
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The performance will begin in ten minutes.
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- Here we are.
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- We can do this at your house, but not—
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- No! No, no.
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- Of course not.
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- No! Not gonna happen.
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- We're calm.
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- Yes, Tao!
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- Are you okay?
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- Can you breathe?
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- That's mine.
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- Stinky, like a smell.
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