1. Okay. I have my warm
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3. Wait. Does it rain in Heaven?
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4. Charlie, you're only going to
Heaven for a few hours.
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5. Vaggie, we are only going to
Heaven for a day.
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6. And I just want to be prepared!
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7. It's our last chance to convince
Heaven a soul can be redeemed.
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8. Yeah, I wish I could come,
sweetie, but I have that thing.
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9. - What thing?
- The thing with the... thing, um, fuck, gah, I'm such a bad liar.
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10. Vaggie, you're my partner.
I need you there with me.
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11. Fine.
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12. Yes!
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13. Oh, fuck.
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14. You look messy!
What happened to you?
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15. It's who happened to me.
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16. And the answer is everyone.
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17. Twice!
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18. Val had me working 16 hours
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19. The absolute dick bag.
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20. Arghh! What the fuck is with that wall?
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21. What up, hoes!
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22. Ho-Holy shit, Cherri Bomb?
Long time no see, baby!
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23. Angie, ya bitch!
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24. You been texting me
depressing shit all day,
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25. figured we could tear
shit up like old times.
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26. It's been fuckin' forever!
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27. Here hold this.
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28. Ah! Oh my
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29. Nope, gimme that.
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30. I love seeing ya Cherri,
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31. but I'm too tired.
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32. Oho, you can sleep when you're
double dead, fuckhead!
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33. Come on, what you
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34. a reinvigoration, a re...
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35. Responsible
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36. That is a great idea.
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37. Hi, Charlie.
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38. That's my wall that
you just blew up.
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39. It's so nice to
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40. Aagh, he never brings
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41. Wonder why?
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42. Yeah, me too.
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43. Anyway, Angel and everyone else
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44. I think they deserve
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45. W-w-wait, they?
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46. Yeah.
Hi, everyone!
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47. Angel and his friend
are taking you all out
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48. for a night of fun
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49. Wait, I am only here for Ang...
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50. Ooh! never mind.
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51. Let's go!
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52. Make sure they have
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53. Anyway the portal to Heaven
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55. Bye!
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56. Well, if it
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57. Have you come to meet
your fate in battle, Cherri Bomb?
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58. Apparently, I'm going out with Angel
and I got to drag your sorry asses along.
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59. Oh, oh, you and
me are going out back for fun?
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60. I, I didn't think this
would ever happen.
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61. What? What do I do?
What do I wear?
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62. Don't fucking touch me,
you munted dickhead!
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63. Vaggie, look
at this place.
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64. Its soooo clean!
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65. Isn't that amazing?
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66. Yep.
Super cool.
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67. Heaven.
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68. Wow.
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69. Hiya! Welcome to Heaven.
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70. Can I get your name, please?
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71. Oh! Uhhh, uh, uh,
Charlie Morningstar!
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72. Charlie Morningstar. Hmm.
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73. I'm not seeing you
on my list here.
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74. That's so odd.
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75. Uh, um, my Dad got me this meeting, so maybe...
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76. Oh, Dad! Okay!
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77. Try Lucifer Morning... star.
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78. Oh, fuck!
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79. Yeah.
Hoooo, he he he.
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80. Yikes. Am I right?
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81. Are you sure you're
in the right place?
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82. Because I think
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83. Oh, here we go.
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84. No, uh... we're, we're here for
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85. Saint Peter.
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86. We can take it from here.
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87. Greetings, daughter
of the Morningstar.
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88. I am Sera,
the High Seraphim of Heaven.
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89. [Emily squeals
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90. You are gifted to be here.
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91. Hi, I'm Emily,
the other Seraphim.
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92. Though you can call me Em!
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93. Emmy, E, whatever you want.
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94. I go by whatever.
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95. Welcome to Heaven.
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96. Dearly beloved,
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97. it is my pleasure
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98. Welcome to Heaven
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99. Oh-oh, where the
virtuous reside
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100. 24/7 oh-oh
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101. People are happy
that they died
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102. 'Cause here we got no
worries, got no burglaries
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103. No strife
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104. It's the perfect afterlife
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105. Welcome to Heaven oh-oh
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106. Check out our sick decor
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107. The spirits leaven, oh
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108. Please keep your
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109. We' ve got the best
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110. The politest of the lot
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111. And everyone is hot!
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112. Gosh, I'm so pleased to
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113. After you see our realm
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114. You'll never want
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115. Of course it is
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116. I'm sorry you can't stay
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117. 'Cause every single day in
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118. Welcome to Heaven
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119. Yeah!
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120. Holy fucking shit balls.
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121. Am I seeing who I
think I'm seeing?
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122. What is she doing here?
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123. How did she even get up here?
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124. Who cares? I'm handling this shit right now.
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125. Wait, you want to start a fight on
the promenade in front of everyone?
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126. Better than waiting
for the fucking extermination.
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127. Sir,
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128. what was the
Seraphim's one rule?
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129. Uuuuuugh, "no one but
the exorcists can know about exterminations"
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130. I know, fine.
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131. Don't fucking shush me, bitch.
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132. You should listen to your lieutenant. Adam.
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133. Fuck, Sera!
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134. You can't sneak
up on a guy like that. Jeez.
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135. Your Highness, forgive me,
but what are the hell-spawn doing here?
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136. Well, you failed to
control the demons unrest
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137. and now Lucifer is involved,
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138. setting up an audience
for his misguided daughter.
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139. I never would have agreed
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140. yearly activities if I thought
it would bring trouble to our doorstep.
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141. Keeping Heaven safe was
my only reason for allowing it.
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142. What do you want from me?
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143. I'm just one guy.
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145. to keep this problem
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146. Are we clear?
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147. Yeah.
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148. Got it.
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149. Okay. I love Heaven.
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150. Vaggie did you see
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151. They had sprinkles made of rainbows!
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152. Those are just rainbow
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153. Emily's going to take me to a zoo
where all the animals are actually soft!
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154. You coming?
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155. Uh, I need a break.
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156. But hug a koala for me.
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157. O.M.G.
Can you imagine an actual koala?
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158. Ahhh, see you later.
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159. Huh.
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160. Hey there Vag-asaurus!
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161. Charlie will be back soon.
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162. You need to get out now.
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163. I'm not looking for the blonde,
babe. I'm looking for you.
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164. Why?
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165. Maybe because you left the band.
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166. You tried for a solo career.
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167. Or I guess it's more of a...
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168. duet!
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169. I don't know what you're
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170. Do you really think I wouldn't
recognize one of my top girls
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171. just cause you're
out of uniform?
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172. You were on
the front lines.
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173. I wouldn't forget a
bad bitch like you.
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174. It's why I named you
after the best thing ever...
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175. Vaggie.
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176. Actually, it's pronounced
Vaggie.
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177. Mmmmm no!
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178. Anyway, you sure fucked
up, didn't you?
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179. Go, run. Now!
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180. Sinful filth like you
has no place in Heaven.
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181. To think someone as
worthless as you landed Lilith's little hottie.
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182. 'Grats on that, I guess.
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183. Their love is vile
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184. Hot as fuck though.
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185. But I wonder what your bitch
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186. you are actually one of us.
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187. Hmmm?
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188. What do you want?
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189. Simple. You work for me again and
at the hearing you're going to help me
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190. shut this kindergarten snowflake
bullshit down for good.
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191. Never.
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192. Oh, yeah
You know, that's totally cool.
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193. I guess I'll just
tell little miss butterflies and rainbows
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194. that she's been fucking someone
who's killed thousands of her people.
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195. I'm sure your relationship
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196. See you in court!
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197. Oh no, not him again!
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198. What up, baby?
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199. Saw that you went to my manager.
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200. Low blow Karen.
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201. We are gathered here today to determine
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202. whether or not a soul in Hell,
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203. can be redeemed into the heavenly
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204. Princess Morningstar?
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205. Thank you, Seraphim.
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206. Webster's Dictionary defines
redemption as...
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207. Objection, lame and unoriginal.
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208. Sustained.
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209. No further dictionary
references please.
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210. Right, okay. Uh, uh... Uhhhh.
Mmmm.
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211. If you have actual evidence,
then show it already.
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212. We have a patron right now
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213. who is making incredible
progress.
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214. - Who?
- Angel Dust.
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215. Oh, yeah.
The porn demon.
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216. He's totally worth being
redeemed.
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217. Well, if you know so much.
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218. What do you think it takes
to get into Heaven?
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219. Ummm, w-w-well... Uhhhh.
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220. Is everything okay, Adam?
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221. Give me a fucking minute,
okay?
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222. "Act selfless, don't steal,
stick it to the man."
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223. Are you fucking serious?
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224. Uh, yeah, sure got me here,
didn't it?
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225. Right, Sera?
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226. He was the first human
soul in Heaven.
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227. Well, I bet Angel is doing
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228. Then let's fucking see it, brah!
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229. Your Honors,
may I present exhibit A.
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230. Woo! Isn't this place the fucking best?
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231. I'll admit, "Consent" is
a good name for a sex club.
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232. Niffty, dear, what
are you doing?
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233. I'm sweeping! Urgh, look how icky it is in here!
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234. That's because we're
at a club, dear.
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235. Oh! I thought the hotel looked
different!
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236. Ms. Bomb,
I-I-I'd like to buy you a drink.
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237. Why? Didn't you say we're arch-rivals?
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238. Um... uh... because I'm buying
everyone a drink!
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239. Free drinks! I love alcohol!
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240. Good, I need a drink
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241. You know, Val, he's into this
waterboarding shit now,
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242. I don't know,
it's a kink.
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243. Angel, enough with the Val
talk. He already ruined your whole day.
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244. Don't let him ruin
your night, too.
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245. Here, take one of these and
you won't be worrying about nothing.
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246. Here we go.
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247. Oh, look, the drunk sobered up
long enough to judge us.
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248. I ain't the one trying
to get into Heaven.
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249. Look, you want to
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250. Be my guest.
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251. I just...
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252. I just thought you were
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253. Thanks, Captain Buzzkill.
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254. Come on Angie, let's get fucked
up! It's been too long.
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255. I, uhh, I don't know,
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256. it's been a long night,
and I don't need to go too wild.
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257. Hmmm.
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258. Come on, bitch.
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259. If you've really been working
that hard, you deserve a little R and R...
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260. and some THC, or maybe
PCP with DMT.
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261. Aw fuck it, let's see
where the night takes us, huh?
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262. I... I guess.
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263. Cherri, I bought you a shot.
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264. B-because I bought everyone
another shot! Hooray!
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265. Yeah, another
drink! I love alcohol!
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266. Aah... fuck it, let's do it!
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267. Heavenly people,
what more do you need to see?
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268. The porn star chose a
night of debauchery.
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269. That's not a soul worthy
of being in Heaven!
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270. Um, objection!
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271. Are you really telling me
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273. Uh, we don't have hard days?
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274. It's fucking Heaven, bitch.
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275. You seriously going to sit there
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276. What do you think?
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277. I... I... I have to
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278. What, Vaggie, can you hold it?!
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279. Angel will make good decisions.
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280. Come
on, we have to keep watching.
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281. Please.
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282. Yeah. I don't know.
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283. Yeah,
let's give him a chance.
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284. Very well.
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285. The court will allow it.
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286. Fuck, yes!
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287. I mean, heh, thank you.
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288. Round twelve, mother fuckers!
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289. Heels are coming off!
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290. Haha, Oh yeah, keep 'em comin'!
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291. Come on, right here,
right to Daddy.
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292. Oh,
it's wonderful to have friends!
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293. Everything's spinny, hehe.
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294. Ha, I think
you're done, tiny.
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295. No! Gimme gimme gimme!
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296. Oh, come on, bitch,
she can handle a little more.
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297. She's like ten pounds
soaking wet, and...
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298. oh shit,
where'd she go?
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299. Hey, fuck!
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300. Dirty, dirty, make it clean!
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301. Dammit, Niffty.
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302. Sorry fellas, here,
next one's on me.
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303. Niffty?
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304. Shit!
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305. Chlorine... Bleach...
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306. Angie... the fuck are you
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307. You're supposed to be relaxing,
not playing nanny.
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308. Look, she ain't used
to this scene.
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309. I just don't want her to end up
in the gutter like I used to.
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310. Pfft, whatever, nerd.
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311. Just catch up when you're done.
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312. Stop!
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313. You can't take that.
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314. God, Niff, why are you
bein' such a mess?!
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315. I'm the mess?
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316. Oh, oh shit! Hey, hey, hey...
calm down, ya ain't a mess.
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317. It's fine... Ssshhh, hey,
you wanna play with the kitty?
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318. Yeah.
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319. The fuck is this?
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320. She's wasted.
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321. Just go with it.
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322. Re-really?! Ugh, get the...
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323. Ahhh, hey, wow!
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324. Hey, so...
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326. So, I was thinking, maybe you'd
want to, uhm...
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327. do... a sex with me?
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328. I'm sorry, why would
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329. Uh... uh... Um...
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330. because I'm
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331. Wait.
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332. Get in here.
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333. You know, we can do this
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334. You don't have to spend
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335. "working on yourself,"
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336. The hotel isn't a problem in his
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337. Valentino.
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338. Exactly.
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339. So why don't you...
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340. No... Valentino.
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341. Yeah, I'm here all the time,
they know me.
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342. You're gorgeous... do you
need a job?
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343. How many dicks
can you suck?
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344. Ooh, I could
make you a star.
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345. Let's get the
fuck outta here. Ok.
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346. - Come on...
- Yeah, a star.
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347. Where's Niffty?
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348. Porn star.
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349. Okay, yup,
bring me another drink
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350. or I'll
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351. Bad boy. Hehehehe.
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352. I said I'll
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353. Excuse me.
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354. - Pardon me.
- And I will.
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355. Get out of my way.
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356. Holy
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357. What are you doing here, baby?
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358. You didn't get enough
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359. Funny.
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360. Who's this chiquita?
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361. You bringing me fresh meat?
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362. Oi!
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363. I just want a taste.
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364. Ehh, weird, but there's
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365. Fuck off, Val.
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366. Excuse me?
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367. I said fuck off!
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368. I may have to put up
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370. You forget who you're
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371. I own you, bitch.
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372. Yeah, you do, in the studio,
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373. and you can do anything
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374. just like our deal says.
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375. But out here, I get
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378. Enjoy the rest of your night, bitch,
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380. making you pay for it tomorrow.
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381. Fucking dickhead.
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382. Fuck it.
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383. It was worth it.
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384. Way to go, kid.
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385. Ow!
What the fuck?!
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386. For my collection. Hehe.
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387. Wait up, guys!
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388. Did you just call
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389. Thought that was my job.
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391. and ya know...
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397. In fact, I'm gonna fuck the
next guy I see, okay?
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398. But, if you need me,
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399. you know where to find me, yeah?
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400. Is Cherri still here?
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401. Dammit!
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everything on your checklist!
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403. He was selfless,
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404. he stopped Nifty from stealing,
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405. and he stuck it to
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406. Uhhh... Well, uh...
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407. Then, then why
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408. Yeah, why isn't he here?
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409. Wait,
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410. none of you know
what gets someone into Heaven?
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411. This questioning
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413. We know when they pass
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414. It is our job to ensure
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415. these souls are safe.
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416. But she was right, Sera
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417. She showed us a
soul can improve
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418. He saw the light, Sera
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419. Checked all the boxes
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421. Now we turn our backs,
no second glance?
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422. It's not as
simple as you think
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423. Not everything is
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424. It's not fair, Sera
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425. Careful Charlie
keep a cool head
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426. No! Don't you care, Sera?
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427. That just because
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428. It doesn't mean they can't
resolve to change their ways
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429. Turn the page
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430. Escape infernal blaze
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431. I'm sure you
wish it could be so
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432. But there's a lot that
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433. What are we even talking about?
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434. Some crack-whore
who fucked up already
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435. He blew his shot
like the cocks in his mouth
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436. This discussion is
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438. He's unholy, case closed
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439. Did you forget that
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440. A man only lives once
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441. We'll see you in one month
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442. Gotta say, I can't
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443. Adam...
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444. Come down and exterminate
you!
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445. - Wait!
- Adam] Shit
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446. What are you saying?
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447. Let me get this straight
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448. You go down there
and kill those poor souls
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449. - You didn't know?
- Whoops!
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450. Guess the cat's out of the bag
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451. What's the big deal?
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452. Sera, tell me that
you didn't know
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453. I thought since I'm older
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454. It's my load to shoulder
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455. - No.
- You have to listen
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456. It was such a
hard decision
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457. I wanted to save you
the anguish it takes to
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458. Do what was required
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459. To think that
I admired you
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460. Well, I don't need
your condescension
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461. I'm not a child to protect
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462. Was talk of virtue
just pretension?
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463. Was I too naive
to expect you
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464. To heed the morals
your purveying?
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465. That's what
the fuck I've been saying!
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466. If Hell is
forever, then Heaven must be a lie...
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467. Emily!
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468. If angels can do whatever
and remain in the sky
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469. The rules are shades of gray
when you don't do as you say
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470. When you make
the wretched suffer just to kill them again
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471. I was told not to trust in angels
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472. By her
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473. Hah, she should know
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474. We should go.
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475. No! Don't you see?
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476. We've come so close
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477. Look at them fighting
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478. They're at each
other's throats
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479. Don't you act all high and mighty
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480. Did you ever think
your little girlfriend might be a liar?
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481. Don't, Adam, please!
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482. What's the fuss?
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483. Why hide the fact
that you're an angel
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484. Just like us?
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485. I'm sorry... but this
court finds that
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486. there is no evidence souls
in Hell can be redeemed.
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487. Oh, fuck yes! I win.
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488. Suck it, bitches.
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489. You better save the date cunts,
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490. because we're coming
to your hotel...
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491. first!
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492. What?
No, no, you can't...
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493. Oh, you motherfu...
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494. Charlie! Don't
give up on this!
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495. I'll figure something out.
I promise.
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496. That wasn't
uncalled for, Adam.
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497. Yeah, but did you see
the looks on their fucking faces? It was...
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498. Ahem... sorry.
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499. Extermination... of
human souls.
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500. Demon or not,
there is no reason to be doing this.
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501. They were
uprising, Emily.
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502. It is my position as
the Head Seraphim
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503. to protect our people
at all costs,
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504. and it's your position
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505. to keep them happy and joyful.
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506. How can I bring joy when I now know
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507. we are bringing misery
to thousands of innocent people?
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508. Heaven needs us, Emily.
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509. Everyone looks to us
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510. and we can't doubt
ourselves or worry
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511. about the fates of demons
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512. when we have our own
souls to protect.
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513. Please, if you start
to question,
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514. you could end up like Lucifer:
Fallen.
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515. I couldn't bear to see you suffer that fate.
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516. So please, let me worry
about this, okay?
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517. I'm sorry.
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