1. Oh. Charlie?Copy !req
2. Don't understand why it's not
working. Think Charlie, think.Copy !req
3. Think, think, think,
think, think, think.Copy !req
4. ...Trust falls, every single
morning, we could do...Copy !req
5. Yikes.Copy !req
6. - Charlie?...Sweetie,
- C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Charlie!Copy !req
7. You, uh. You good?Copy !req
8. Nope, no! Not really! Haha!Copy !req
9. I've been up all night trying to
figure out why the hotel isn't working.Copy !req
10. We've done trust falls. We've
tried sharing our feelings.Copy !req
11. We only have a couple months
left before the angels come.Copy !req
12. - And at this rate...
- Maybe it's time...Copy !req
13. - No.
- to ask...Copy !req
14. Don't say it.Copy !req
15. your dad.Copy !req
16. Charlie, I know you don't want to,
but we need every advantage we can get.Copy !req
17. He let the extermination
happen to begin with.Copy !req
18. They just had a meeting and
said, "Go ahead and kill everyone!"Copy !req
19. Wait. That's it.Copy !req
20. - Kill everyone?
- No.Copy !req
21. He could get me a meeting
with Heaven.Copy !req
22. Didn't we already try that?Copy !req
23. Well, yeah, with Adam,
he was an asshole.Copy !req
24. But he isn't in charge
of all of Heaven.Copy !req
25. We could go to the top!Copy !req
26. There's sure to be
some angels who will listen.Copy !req
27. What's the holdup?Copy !req
28. You got daddy issues?Copy !req
29. No, we just have
never been close.Copy !req
30. After he and Mom split, he never
really wanted to see me.Copy !req
31. He calls... sometimes, but only if he's
bored or like, needs me to do something.Copy !req
32. Daddy issues.Copy !req
33. Well, I'd like to meet
the big dick in charge.Copy !req
34. The ultimate bad boy.Copy !req
35. I bet he's scary.Copy !req
36. That's it.Copy !req
37. Almost there!Copy !req
38. Now presenting...Copy !req
39. the magic-tastical
backflipping rubber duck!Copy !req
40. Ha ha!Copy !req
41. That spits fire!Copy !req
42. Hold the applause!
Please, okay.Copy !req
43. Oh, thank you, thank you.
Oh God, who am I kidding, this sucks!Copy !req
44. Daughter? Daughter calling,
daughter, daughter calling! Oh! Um-Uh.Copy !req
45. Hello, Charlie.Copy !req
46. H-Hey, heyyy,
CharChar...Copy !req
47. No! No, that's not good.Copy !req
48. Oh, this is the first time
she's called you in years.Copy !req
49. This has to be perfect.Copy !req
50. Hey, bitch!Copy !req
51. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
52. Hey! How are you?Copy !req
53. Wh-wh-where are you these days?Copy !req
54. You know where I am, Dad.
I've told you before.Copy !req
55. You have?
Oh yeah, uh?Copy !req
56. Well, you know I um, uh...Copy !req
57. I told you when you
called me five months ago.Copy !req
58. Or did you not listen?Copy !req
59. No, no, no, no. Just, you know,
just forgot, I've just been really busy!Copy !req
60. Ya know with um...
important things.Copy !req
61. Well, I'm actually running a
hotel to rehabilitate sinners.Copy !req
62. Maybe you saw our commercial.Copy !req
63. Oh... sadly I missed it.Copy !req
64. Heheh, you know I haven't been
watching much TV lately.Copy !req
65. Scrambles the brain.Copy !req
66. But, hey, a hotel! Fun!Copy !req
67. Listen, Dad,
I've got... kind of a big ask.Copy !req
68. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
69. Anything in my power
is yours for the asking.Copy !req
70. You just name it.Copy !req
71. I need to speak to Heaven.Copy !req
72. Well, whoever's in charge up
there, above Adam, above anybody.Copy !req
73. I need to go to the top.Copy !req
74. Oh no!Copy !req
75. Nooooo,Copy !req
76. no, no,
no, no, CharlieCopy !req
77. no, no, no, that's, uh...
No.Copy !req
78. Look, Dad.
I don't ask you for much.Copy !req
79. I never have, but this,
this is really important to me.Copy !req
80. It's the most important thing
I've ever done.Copy !req
81. And... I need you.Copy !req
82. I need your help.Copy !req
83. I don't know, Charlie.Copy !req
84. Please, just come
see what I'm trying to do.Copy !req
85. You'll see why it's
a really good idea.Copy !req
86. And Heaven is bound to agree
if I get the chance to talk to them.Copy !req
87. Please, Dad.Copy !req
88. Wait. You're inviting me over?Copy !req
89. Absolutely!Copy !req
90. Hoh! I'll be there in an hour!Copy !req
91. My daughter wants to
see me! Take that depression!Copy !req
92. Well, we have an hour
until he gets here.Copy !req
93. Okay, people, Lucifer
is on his way.Copy !req
94. So we are going to
get this place presentable,Copy !req
95. and we are all going to make
an amazing impression!Copy !req
96. Vamonos!Copy !req
97. Okay everyone,Copy !req
98. it's showtime!Copy !req
99. - Chaaaarlie!!
- Hey, Da-Copy !req
100. Oh, it's so good
to see you. Haha!Copy !req
101. It's good to see you, too, Dad.Copy !req
102. Welcome! To the Hazbin Hotel!Copy !req
103. Oh, hewwo, Keekee!Copy !req
104. Razzle, Dazzle!Copy !req
105. Oh, look how much
you haven't grown!Copy !req
106. Still fun sized.Copy !req
107. You taking care of
my little girl?Copy !req
108. You better be...Copy !req
109. Wow, this place sure looks,
uh...Copy !req
110. Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh.Copy !req
111. It's got a lot of character.Copy !req
112. Oh, what in the
unholy Hell is that?!Copy !req
113. Just some of the
renovations we had done.Copy !req
114. Adds a bit of color,
don't you think?Copy !req
115. And you are?Copy !req
116. Alastor!
Pleasure to be meeting you, sir.Copy !req
117. Quite a pleasure!Copy !req
118. It's nice to finally
put a face to the name.Copy !req
119. You are much shorter
in real life.Copy !req
120. Who is this? Who's this now?Copy !req
121. Are you the bellhop?Copy !req
122. Haha! No!
I am the host of the hotel.Copy !req
123. You might have heard
of me from my radio broadcast.Copy !req
124. Hmm. Nope! I guess that's why
Charlie called it the 'Hazbin' Hotel! Hahaha.Copy !req
125. Ha ha ha! It was
actually my idea.Copy !req
126. Ha ha ha! Well, it's
not very clever!Copy !req
127. Ha ha, fuck you.Copy !req
128. Okay! Okay. Anyway.Copy !req
129. Dad, look at this lovely parlor,
where people can get to know each otherCopy !req
130. and share secrets and stories
and intimate feelings!Copy !req
131. Without Alastor,Copy !req
132. we wouldn't have been
able to pretty it up this much!Copy !req
133. Charlie
has a very unique vision.Copy !req
134. I am happy to fulfill her
bizarre requests.Copy !req
135. Oh, thank you, Alastor.Copy !req
136. Quite an impressive young lady.Copy !req
137. We're all very proud of her.Copy !req
138. Charlie, dear,Copy !req
139. why don't you introduce me
to your other friends?Copy !req
140. Oh, yes, of course.Copy !req
141. This is Vaggie.Copy !req
142. She's my girlfriend!Copy !req
143. Oh ho my golly! You like girls?Copy !req
144. So do I, we have so
much in common!Copy !req
145. Put er' there, Maggie!Copy !req
146. She's so pretty.Copy !req
147. Uh, lovely to meet you, uh, sir!Copy !req
148. And this is Sir Pentious and
Angel Dust, our guests!Copy !req
149. Your Majesty!Copy !req
150. Heya, short king.Copy !req
151. Husk is our bartender, and
Niffty is our housekeeper!Copy !req
152. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
153. Hello.Copy !req
154. I clean. Hehehehe.Copy !req
155. Ha ha ha, alright then.Copy !req
156. Ha ha.Copy !req
157. Looks like you could use some
help from the big boss of Hell himselfCopy !req
158. Check out Daddy's
glowing reviews on YelpCopy !req
159. 'Five Stars' 'Flawless!'
'Greater than great!'Copy !req
160. Oh, with a punch
of a pentagramCopy !req
161. I wap bap boom alakazamCopy !req
162. Usually, I charge a
sacrificial lambCopy !req
163. But you get the
family rate!Copy !req
164. Thanks, DadCopy !req
165. Who needs a busboy
now that you've got the chefCopy !req
166. Woh-oh-oh!Copy !req
167. Michelin tasting menu
free a la carteCopy !req
168. I'll rig the game for you
because I'm the refCopy !req
169. Champagne fountains,
caviar mountains, that's just a start!Copy !req
170. Who's been here
since day one?Copy !req
171. Who's been faithful
as a nun?Copy !req
172. Makes you chuckle
with an old-timey punCopy !req
173. Your executive producerCopy !req
174. That's true!Copy !req
175. I'm your guy, your
day-to-dayCopy !req
176. Your chum, your steadfast
hotelierCopy !req
177. Remember when I fixed
that clog today?Copy !req
178. I was stuck, thank
you, sir!Copy !req
179. Oh you!Copy !req
180. I'm truly honored that
we've built such a bondCopy !req
181. AawwwCopy !req
182. You're like the child
that I wish that I hadCopy !req
183. Uh, what?Copy !req
184. I care for you just
like a daughter I spawnedCopy !req
185. Hold on now!Copy !req
186. It's a little funny,
you could almost call meCopy !req
187. DadCopy !req
188. They say when you're
looking for assistanceCopy !req
189. It's smart to pick
the path of least resistanceCopy !req
190. Others say that in
your needy hourCopy !req
191. There's no substitute
for pure angelic power!Copy !req
192. Who just happens to
also be your bloodCopy !req
193. Sadly there are times
a birth parent is a dudCopy !req
194. They say the family
you choose is betterCopy !req
195. What a bunch of losers!Copy !req
196. Can you butt out
of my song?Copy !req
197. - Your song? I started this
- I'm singing it, I'll finish it!Copy !req
198. Oh you tacky piece of...Copy !req
199. It's me! Yes, it's me!!Copy !req
200. I know you were all
waiting for meCopy !req
201. I'm hereCopy !req
202. What a gasCopy !req
203. Took a while but I'm
present at last!Copy !req
204. It's meCopy !req
205. MimzzzyyyyyyyCopy !req
206. Who?Copy !req
207. Didn't you just hear me?Copy !req
208. Why is everybody gawkin'?Copy !req
209. Is it, cuz I'm adorable?Copy !req
210. Mimzy!Copy !req
211. Alastooorr, sweetie, doll-face!Copy !req
212. So good to see you.Copy !req
213. How you been?
Good? Good.Copy !req
214. Listen, I was in
the neighborhood.Copy !req
215. I heard you were staying
at this ritzy slob factory,Copy !req
216. and I figured
I'd stop by, say hi!Copy !req
217. For old times sake.Copy !req
218. Of course, sweetheart!Copy !req
219. Everyone is welcome here.Copy !req
220. Oh, how nice!Copy !req
221. So you two know each other?Copy !req
222. Oh, yeah. We go way back,Copy !req
223. ran in the same circles
when we were alive.Copy !req
224. You know, this one used to
frequent the club where I used to perform.Copy !req
225. He's the only one I knew
who could pound whiskey like a sailorCopy !req
226. then keep up with me
on the dance floor.Copy !req
227. Oh, quite a talent, this gal.Copy !req
228. Ho, ho, you should have
seen her in her heyday.Copy !req
229. Hey, watch it tall,
dark and creepy.Copy !req
230. I'm still in my prime!Copy !req
231. Oh, oh my stars!Copy !req
232. Is that Lucifer?Copy !req
233. Move it!Copy !req
234. Pleased to meetcha,
Your Highness.Copy !req
235. Alastor, you gotta warn a girl
when she's in mixed company.Copy !req
236. Charmed, I'm sure.Copy !req
237. As much as I'd love to catch up,
Charlie and I have a tour to continue.Copy !req
238. I'm sure Charlie can handle
showing me around.Copy !req
239. Nonsense!Copy !req
240. We started the hotel together,
and we'll show it off together.Copy !req
241. Right, Charlie?Copy !req
242. Oh, right.Copy !req
243. Why don't you let the
others help you settle in,Copy !req
244. and I'll be back before
you know it.Copy !req
245. So, where can a girl
get a drink around here?Copy !req
246. My, my, is that Husker?Copy !req
247. Alastor still has you
slinging hooch for him, I see.Copy !req
248. Classic!Copy !req
249. How ya been, fur-ball?Copy !req
250. Good until five minutes ago.Copy !req
251. Oh, don't tell me
you're not happy to see me.Copy !req
252. You might hurt my feelins.Copy !req
253. Hey Niffty,
whatcha' been up to, girlie?Copy !req
254. Fighting bugs.Copy !req
255. And uh,
how's that going for you?Copy !req
256. They're winning.Copy !req
257. But not for long.Copy !req
258. Uh-huh... Thanks, pussy cat!Copy !req
259. Oh, fuck you.Copy !req
260. So uh, you and Alastor
are like what?Copy !req
261. Friends?Copy !req
262. Well, that's your
word, not mine,Copy !req
263. but I think it fits.Copy !req
264. Why so surprised?Copy !req
265. Well, just didn't know
he had any of those.Copy !req
266. He's been here a while and
is still a big, creepy mystery.Copy !req
267. What's his deal?Copy !req
268. Well, you probably
heard the stories.Copy !req
269. He appeared
in Hell suddenly,Copy !req
270. making a splash quicker
than anyone had ever seen.Copy !req
271. At first, people wanted
to dismiss him,Copy !req
272. but soon overlords
started goin' missing,Copy !req
273. and not small ones neither.Copy !req
274. We're talking heavy hitters.Copy !req
275. No one knew what
happened to 'emCopy !req
276. until these strange radio
broadcasts started going out.Copy !req
277. All you could hear was screams.Copy !req
278. Every time an overlord
went missing,Copy !req
279. there'd be a new voice
screaming in the broadcast.Copy !req
280. That's when Alastor revealed
himself as the Radio Demon,Copy !req
281. and anyone that would mess
with him...Copy !req
282. Well, let's just sayCopy !req
283. his broadcasts never
lacked new voices.Copy !req
284. That's the story
most people know,Copy !req
285. but underneath it all...Copy !req
286. He's a total sweetie.Copy !req
287. Put on some jazz and
pour a couple fingers of rye,Copy !req
288. and he becomes a kitten!Copy !req
289. Stop with the looks.Copy !req
290. He hasn't done any
of that in a while.Copy !req
291. Can I get another one of these?Copy !req
292. Oh, what the fuck!Copy !req
293. So, once we have the proof
that redemption is possible,Copy !req
294. this whole hotel will be full of
demons wanting to check out into Heaven.Copy !req
295. We just need
a little more time to prove it.Copy !req
296. The sharing circles haven't been
working as fast as I hoped,Copy !req
297. Ey, Boss? Can
I have a word.Copy !req
298. but I'm thinking
that with a little bit more rethinkingCopy !req
299. we can really get it going.Copy !req
300. What is it?Copy !req
301. You and I both know Mimzy only
shows up when she needs somethin'.Copy !req
302. That bitch is trouble,
and who knows what kinda demonCopy !req
303. she fucked with to
come running to you this time?Copy !req
304. It's nothing I can't handle.
Don't worry Husker.Copy !req
305. Who in their right
mind would cross me?Copy !req
306. I mean... you've been gone
a while and it's not like anybody knows why.Copy !req
307. They don't need to know.Copy !req
308. And don't you worry
your fuzzy head about it.Copy !req
309. You may own my soul,
but I ain't your fucking pet!Copy !req
310. Hmhm! But you are! Haha!Copy !req
311. Big talk for someone
who's also on a leash.Copy !req
312. Aha, what did you say?Copy !req
313. Oh, fuck! Nothing I, um...Copy !req
314. If you ever say that again,Copy !req
315. I will tear your soul apartCopy !req
316. and broadcast your screamsCopy !req
317. for every other disrespectful
wretchCopy !req
318. who dares to question me.Copy !req
319. - Understood.
- Lovely.Copy !req
320. Good talk, my good man!Copy !req
321. Always nice to catch up.Copy !req
322. And we've
almost been able to findCopy !req
323. all of Angel's drug stashes...Copy !req
324. Almost.Copy !req
325. So once that's out of the way it
should be much smoother sailing.Copy !req
326. Well, that certainly is,
uh... is-is something.Copy !req
327. So... What do you think?Copy !req
328. - About what?
- The hotel.Copy !req
329. Oh yes, it does... it does look
much better now, doesn't it?Copy !req
330. Ya know, but I'm thinking this
railing needs work,Copy !req
331. one good push and you'd just
go right over the edge.Copy !req
332. Whoopie, bye-bye.Copy !req
333. What? No, no, the plan, Dad!Copy !req
334. What do you think about
using the hotel to help sinners?Copy !req
335. Ahh.Copy !req
336. Alright,
I mean, look...Copy !req
337. I love that you want
to see the best in people,Copy !req
338. but these sinners... You know,
they're just the worst.Copy !req
339. I, I don't know how much you can
realistically expect from them in Heaven.Copy !req
340. Hohooo boy, Heaven is not
exactly as carefree as you might think.Copy !req
341. Yeah, they have rules.Copy !req
342. Lots of rules.Copy !req
343. And they aren't very open
minded as you'd hope.Copy !req
344. These are our people Dad,
I... I have to try.Copy !req
345. Our "people", Charlie,
are awful!Copy !req
346. They got gifted free will
and look what they did with it!Copy !req
347. Everything's terrible!Copy !req
348. I just don't want you to put
yourself on the line for people like...Copy !req
349. Geez! What now?!Copy !req
350. Well, like that!Copy !req
351. Mimzy, we know
you're in there you lousy bitch!Copy !req
352. Oh, shit.Copy !req
353. - Que carajo?!
- What's going on?Copy !req
354. I maaaaaaay be in
trouble with some loan shark'sCopy !req
355. I may or may not have
borrowed fifty grand from... eep!Copy !req
356. You
better come out.Copy !req
357. And I may have also
stolen a car...Copy !req
358. and crashed it... into
the loan shark's girlfriend.Copy !req
359. But that bitch had it coming!Copy !req
360. My windows!Copy !req
361. Ah! We're under
seige! Ah! Take cover!Copy !req
362. Look out! What the fuck?!Copy !req
363. Ya see, this is exaaactly what
I'm talking about Charlie.Copy !req
364. You build something nice,Copy !req
365. you invite people in and
offer them everythingCopy !req
366. and they just bring violence
and chaos to your doorstep.Copy !req
367. It doesn't matter how
well intentioned you are,Copy !req
368. they're always going
to disappoint you.Copy !req
369. Niffty, come
along!Copy !req
370. All of you, get a safe distance.Copy !req
371. I'll take care of this.Copy !req
372. No, my dear, leave it to me.Copy !req
373. It's time I remind everyone
why I am here.Copy !req
374. Oh, finally.
Took ya long enough!Copy !req
375. A reminder to all,Copy !req
376. not to mess with
the Radio Demon.Copy !req
377. Yeah!Copy !req
378. I will devour
each and every one of you!Copy !req
379. Mhm, ya see?
What I tell ya?Copy !req
380. Charlie, sinners are violent
psychopaths,Copy !req
381. hell bent on causing as much
pain and destruction as they can.Copy !req
382. There's really no
point in trying.Copy !req
383. Dad, stop! He's defending
this hotel.Copy !req
384. It may be a bit
more sadistic than I'd hoped.Copy !req
385. But he's doing it for me!Copy !req
386. How come he can have faith in
me, but my own father can't?Copy !req
387. Ooh, drama.Copy !req
388. Oh, I missed
getting to let off steam.Copy !req
389. Oh, Alastor! What
a fantastic show.Copy !req
390. Bravo, as always.Copy !req
391. Thanks for helpin' lil' old me outta
a tough spot, you're always such a pal.Copy !req
392. Oops.Copy !req
393. Heheheh, sorry about the mess,Copy !req
394. but I'm sure the lil' bug
can take care of it for ya.Copy !req
395. I think you should go Mimzy.
Now.Copy !req
396. Oh pff, Alastor,
you're such a kidder you!Copy !req
397. Haha, you are so funny...Copy !req
398. I mean it.Copy !req
399. You deliberately brought
danger to this placeCopy !req
400. just to have me clean
up your mess.Copy !req
401. I can't have that here.Copy !req
402. But you love takin' care a' me!
What?Copy !req
403. You don't actually give a shit
about this tacky place, do ya?Copy !req
404. Come on.
I know you.Copy !req
405. You heartless son of a bitch.Copy !req
406. You are welcome if you actually
want to give redemption a shot.Copy !req
407. But I think we both know
that's not really your style.Copy !req
408. So you need to leave.Copy !req
409. Fine! Who needs ya?Copy !req
410. Have fun with ya lil'
princess and ya lil' hotel.Copy !req
411. See if I care.Copy !req
412. This is really getting good.Copy !req
413. Dad... just... help me.Copy !req
414. I... I can't.Copy !req
415. Why can't you?Copy !req
416. Charlie!Copy !req
417. You don't understand,Copy !req
418. Heaven never listens.Copy !req
419. They didn't listen to me,Copy !req
420. they won't listen to you.Copy !req
421. You don't know that!Copy !req
422. I do!Copy !req
423. You didn't know that whenCopy !req
424. I tried this all beforeCopy !req
425. My dreams were too
hard to defendCopy !req
426. And in the endCopy !req
427. I won't lose it all againCopy !req
428. Now you're the only thing
worth fighting forCopy !req
429. More than anythingCopy !req
430. I'll shelter and adore you
more than anythingCopy !req
431. Dad, I don't need you
to protect me from thisCopy !req
432. I just don't want you to be
crushed by them like...Copy !req
433. Like I wasCopy !req
434. DadCopy !req
435. When I was youngCopy !req
436. I didn't really
know you at allCopy !req
437. I always felt so smallCopy !req
438. But I heard your stories
and I was enthralledCopy !req
439. The tales about your
lofty dreamsCopy !req
440. I listened breathlesslyCopy !req
441. Imagining it could be meCopy !req
442. So in the endCopy !req
443. Its the view I had of youCopy !req
444. That show me dreams
can be worth fighting forCopy !req
445. More than anythingCopy !req
446. I need to save my peopleCopy !req
447. More than anythingCopy !req
448. I've been dying
to find out who you areCopy !req
449. I've been waiting
wanting the same thingCopy !req
450. Looks like the apple
doesn't fall farCopy !req
451. Took you a whileCopy !req
452. I've missed that smileCopy !req
453. All that I'm hopin'Copy !req
454. Now that my eyes are openCopy !req
455. Is that we can start againCopy !req
456. Not be pulled apart againCopy !req
457. Cause in the endCopy !req
458. You are part of who I amCopy !req
459. I'll support your
dream, whatever lies in storeCopy !req
460. And who could ask for more?Copy !req
461. More than anythingCopy !req
462. - I'm grateful you're my father
- I'm grateful you're my daughterCopy !req
463. More than anythingCopy !req
464. Aww, that was sweet.Copy !req
465. Okay, I can get you the meeting,
but once you're in Heaven,Copy !req
466. I won't be able to go with you.Copy !req
467. Will you be okay?Copy !req
468. I'll be fine.Copy !req
469. That's my girl.Copy !req
470. Good luck kiddo.Copy !req
471. This next part is
going to be scary.Copy !req
472. - You ready?
- I'm ready.Copy !req
473. 'Cause you'll be with me.Copy !req
474. In spirit, right?Copy !req
475. In Heaven.Copy !req
476. Yay!Copy !req