Hazbin Hotel 1x4

Joel Perez as Valentino (voice)

Angel struggles to juggle his work and his time at the Hotel. Charlie decides it's time to put her ‘Princess' status to use with Angel's boss.

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1. Huh?

2. Finally awake,

3. Angel Dust?

4. Yeah, and what's it to ya?

5. I want you to tell me where your boss stashes his vault.

6. Hehehe! It's hilarious you think

7. I'd tell you anything.

8. Fine. I guess I'll just have to fuck the information outta ya.

9. Do your worst, daddy.

10. Ohhhh, yeahhh, baby!

11. Ya know, this performance

12. won me a 'Sex-x-x-i' award!

13. It's, uh... very... honest? Oh.

14. Ew!

15. Okay! Enough of that. Angel, what the fuck?

16. What? You said it was "Show n' Tell" day.

17. I'm showin ' you my best film,

18. and I'm tellin' you that it scored me a win over that bitch,

19. Tiffany Titfucker.

20. Ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene.

21. Alright dickhead,

22. what makes you think you have any right to insult my work to my fuckin' face?

23. You really going to sit there and act like these scripts

24. ain't hot garbage?

25. Fuck you.

26. This is classy art.

27. OH! FUUUCK!

28. That's bullshit.

29. You get drunk and bitch about them all the time.

30. Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender.

31. I know everything about you and these motherfuckers at this point.

32. That one.

33. That one is an insecure buffoon

34. whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep!

35. Princess, is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everybody else's problems 'cept her own.

36. What? No, I— what? Pffff, no, no.

37. This one judges everyone and everything because she hates herself.

38. Aargh!

39. And Niffty.

40. Hehhh...

41. You don't even wanna know what her deal is.

42. You weren't kidding!

43. Haha, wow!

44. Kitten's got claws!

45. Meow!

46. And you!

47. Don't get me started. I see right through you and all this bullshit

48. and how fake you are.

49. Oh, Me? Fake?

50. Wow.

51. I had no idea.

52. Guess that's why I'm an actor.

53. Dumbass

54. And—

55. Hold that thought.

56. Hello?

57. Uh, yeah I'm-I'm...

58. No, No, I just, I...

59. No, I-I'm not...

60. But, uh... Yeah,

61. I'll be right there.

62. Well, uh,

63. looks like Val needs me for an...

64. Uh— emergency shoot.

65. Uh-uh, Sure.

66. You know what? Fuck you.

67. I don't give a shit what some drunk ass bartender thinks a' me.

68. So why don't you just crawl back

69. to whatever cave you came from, porn critic.

70. Angel! You can't leave yet.

71. We haven't finished our exercises for the day.

72. I'm sure you'll manage without me.

73. There isn't much time left for the hotel to prove itself.

74. Dollface, it's my job.

75. I know you want to fix everything, but unless you can fix my boss,

76. there's nothing you can do.

77. Uuugh, why is this so haaaard?

78. What am I doing wrong?

79. Well, I mean...

80. - you're the princess of Hell, - So?

81. So, you don't really use the power that comes with that,

82. which I love about you,

83. but maybe you can... I don't know,

84. command a little more... authority.

85. But that's so mean.

86. It's not mean, exactly.

87. it's... uh, aggressive kindness.

88. Okay...

89. I could be so aggressively kind to Angel's boss...

90. that I convince him to let Angel spend more time at the hotel!

91. Sure. Whatever gets you there, babe.

92. Ohhh! Daddy, I... uhhhh?

93. Do you really expect me to memorize this whole script?

94. Just improv it.

95. Do you think anyone watches for the dialogue?

96. Action!

97. Oh, no.

98. So many burglars...

99. and only one me!

100. Whatever shall I do?

101. I guess I'll have to do all of you!

102. Ohh!

103. So what are you gonna do ta' me?

104. Charlie?

105. - Uh, my name's Rocky. - No one gives a shit.

106. Oh, so this is where the magic happens.

107. Oh, wow, that is—

108. That is a lot.

109. What in the ever-loving fuck are you doing here?

110. I am the Princess of Hell, Angel. And I go where I please.

111. I'm here to get you some time off for the hotel. Now, where's your boss?

112. Oh, no, no, no,

113. no, no, no, no, no. You are going nowhere near Val—

114. Angel!

115. What is the fucking hold up?

116. I'm coming.

117. Not off camera. You're not.

118. Please, please, just wait, wait until I'm done working

119. and we will talk about this, I promise. But first, you've gotta go.

120. Aaaah, Your Majesty.

121. Oh, shit.

122. Welcome to my humble sex dungeon.

123. What can I do for such a—

124. Uh, no, thank you.

125. Mm! Lovely specimen!

126. You don't want a role, do you?

127. Because I could make you a star.

128. Make us both richer than, well,

129. your papito—

130. Fuck No!

131. Uh, I-I'm sorry.

132. I have come to aggressively, kindly

133. speak with you about Angel.

134. Later, of course.

135. I wouldn't want to stand in the way of your work.

136. Well then, make yourself comfortable, Your Majesty,

137. and enjoy the show.

138. Well, let's take this shit from the top.

139. Action!

140. Oh, wow, mister robbers,

141. I sure hope you don't hurt me with those... big guns of yours.

142. Don't move, you spicy little, uuh, cock sleeve or else I'll...

143. We do trust exercises everyday in the morning...

144. Cut! What the fuck is going on with this?

145. Ooh, I'm sorry. Were we too loud?

146. I was just telling him about the Hazbin Hotel.

147. Not at all, Princess.

148. It doesn't bother me one bit.

149. You know, this scene feels awfully violent.

150. If you want help with the script,

151. maybe I can pitch some scenarios that are more—

152. Okay. Okay. Ah, ah okay, that's on fire. That-that, that's on fire.

153. Oh shit...

154. Oh, god. Okay. Uh, do you have any—

155. Can I get a fire extinguisher?

156. I am so sorry. I ruined your movie. I ruined your movie.

157. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm s-s-s-s-s-sorry!

158. Noooooo!

159. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

160. Oh, my gosh. I am so, so, so, so sorry.

161. I— I can clean this up, I— I can—

162. Don't you worry your pretty blonde head about it.

163. We have people for that.

164. Angel,

165. can I see you in your dressing room for a moment?

166. Val, I didn't know that—

167. Val, I—

168. You really think you can have Lucifer's little bitch fight

169. your battles for you?

170. Arrgh! Val, please... I'm sorry she— -

171. You bring her here to protect you?

172. To fuck with me?

173. Ow! Val, stop!

174. You think she can get you out of work?

175. No! No, that's not what I'm trying to do. No—

176. You know she can't do anything.

177. I own you. Or have you forgotten that?

178. No.

179. When I say "come", you say?

180. Yes, Valentino.

181. When I say "you are fucking 20 guys before lunch,"

182. - you say? - Yes, Valentino.

183. When I say "you better get that fucking

184. cunt out of my studio."

185. You say?

186. - I... - You say?

187. Look, Val, she just gets involved in everything.

188. I'll tell her to leave. Just don't hurt her.

189. I have killed bitches for less than this attitude you're giving me.

190. You're lucky you make me money.

191. Now, you're going to go get rid of her,

192. and then you are filming all night.

193. Get me?

194. Yes, Val.

195. Good.

196. All right.

197. Get your asses back on set, and we are taking this from the top.

198. What makes you think you can treat him like that?

199. Charlie! Just stop!

200. Angel, what are you talking ab—

201. Charlie, Leave!

202. But...

203. I didn't want you ta come here.

204. I already asked you to leave and you didn't listen.

205. You made things worse.

206. I just wanted to help you.

207. Well, you ain't!

208. You actually want to help me?

209. Get the fuck out of here!

210. Right now, and let me finish my work.

211. I... I didn't...

212. mean to! I... I'm... I'm so sorry.

213. Good boy.

214. And action.

215. Eugh,

216. I need a drink.

217. The hardest you can make.

218. Hmm. You look like shit.

219. Pfft. Not possible.

220. Just a long shoot,

221. nothin' new.

222. Eugh, I said a strong one.

223. Excuse me.

224. Didn't realize this was a "drinking to forget" kind of night.

225. Oh, I forgot. You're the wise old bartender

226. who's seen it all.

227. Get the fuck over yourself and pour me a real drink.

228. Look, if you got a problem,

229. you're not going to find the solution at the bottom of a bottle.

230. I should know, I've been looking there a long time.

231. Oh sure,

232. And where should I look? Hmm?

233. In your bedroom, maybe?

234. Under the covers?

235. Maybe we can go and look together.

236. Don't even start.

237. Oh, c'mon, I bet I can make those wings flap!

238. Stop!

239. Fucking Christ!

240. You can cut the act already.

241. It's never going to work on me. So all you're doing

242. is makin' an ass out of yourself with this fake bullshit.

243. Call me fake one more time,

244. mother fucker!

245. I dare you!

246. Fake.

247. Fuckin' asshole

248. Arrgh! God!

249. Ya done?

250. Ya know what?

251. You would be fucking lucky to get a chance to fuck me!

252. Ya know how much I'm worth?

253. Ya know how many people would kill to have Angel Dust come onto them?

254. Fuck you!

255. Have fun being a lonely piece of shit.

256. Woah— the hell? Angel, where are you going?

257. Out!

258. Husk, what did you do?

259. Made him a drink.

260. Oh, no.

261. He looked really upset.

262. It's just Angel. He'll be fine.

263. I'm not so sure.

264. I really messed up at the studio today and he got...

265. Ugh, it was... it wasn't good, okay?

266. Gee, sounds like

267. someone should go after him...

268. Someone named "Husk".

269. Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Why don't you go if you're so worried?

270. Because I'm not the one who sent him storming out.

271. You caused it. You drag him back.

272. No! No...

273. Don't force him back.

274. Just make sure he's safe.

275. I pushed too hard earlier and...

276. I only made things worse.

277. Look, he'll come back when he's ready.

278. I just don't want anything to happen to him until then.

279. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go write 100

280. apology letters and a lesson plan for tomorrow about...

281. boundaries.

282. Oh, yeah.

283. I'm so fucked up!

284. Gimme a whiskey...

285. I meant the whole bottle, jackass.

286. Haha, ya, ya, so I said

287. "You couldn't afford me in a million afterlives!"

288. I got better options, right boys?

289. You got that right!

290. Hey, baby,

291. be a doll and bring me another one?

292. Daddy's outta juice!

293. Here you go, darling.

294. Just for you— Woah!

295. Nice try, fuckhead.

296. - Let's go. - What the? Hey!

297. H-h-hey, hey!

298. Husk! What the actual fuck are you doing here?

299. Let go of me.

300. No, I'm takin' you back to the hotel.

301. Get off!

302. That fucker put somethin' in yer drink.

303. You don't think I can tell if someone spikes my drink?

304. I do this all the fuckin' time.

305. You just let people drug you all the time?

306. You think I ask for it? I don't ask for any of this shit!

307. I didn't ask to be this way.

308. I didn't ask for Charlie to save me.

309. I didn't ask for you to save me.

310. I can handle myself.

311. Really? Because I just saw someone self-destructing.

312. It seems like— I don't know.

313. Ya might need a bartender to talk to.

314. Oh, so now you're going to act

315. like you give a shit about me?

316. You think after how you treated me, I'm gonna to open up to you? Please.

317. Maybe I'd treat you better if you were real,

318. and not some bullshit version of yourself.

319. Always pushin' my boundaries.

320. Lemme tell ya, nobody in that hotel cares who you are.

321. How famous, how hot.

322. So you might as well just cut the act.

323. It's not an act!

324. It's who I need to be.

325. And this...

326. This is my escape!

327. Where I can forget about it all!

328. How much I hate...

329. everything.

330. A place where I can get high,

331. and not have to think about how much it hurts.

332. And maybe...

333. if I can ruin myself enough in the process,

334. if I end up broken,

335. I won't be his favorite toy anymore.

336. And maybe he'll let me go.

337. I was an Overlord once, you know.

338. Yeah,

339. and uh...

340. It was nice to have that power.

341. But when you're dealing in souls,

342. while also being a gambler,

343. the stakes are pretty high.

344. And losing a few hands can be more than a little dangerous.

345. So when you're down on your luck,

346. you turn to anything to... keep you afloat,

347. even making deals yourself.

348. So I know what it's like to...

349. regret the choices made and...

350. knowin' ya can't take it back.

351. Wait. What?

352. Thanks, asshole

353. This supposed to make me feel better?

354. There he is!

355. They're fucking singing?

356. Get em!

357. Shit!

358. Stay down, I'll deal with this.

359. Haha! You're fuckin' dead.

360. We got you now!

361. You mother fuck—

362. Eat lead, sucker! Hahahaha!

363. I told ya,

364. I can handle myself, baby.

365. This did not go as planned.

366. Heh. Well,

367. that was somethin' I didn't expect to see.

368. Like I said, you don't know me.

369. Sex ain't the only thing I'm good at.

370. Good to know, cause this guy

371. ain't half bad.

372. He had, like, three bills,

373. and it took him, like,

374. 30 minutes to count it.

375. His eyes are so shit.

376. And this is the guy you got to take orders from?

377. I know.

378. What a fucking joke, right?

379. I'm so sorry, Angel.

380. I promise I won't ever,

381. ever, ever, ever-

382. Charlie,

383. it's fine. I get it.

384. Thanks...

385. for carin' about me.

386. Ehhhhh... I think this is yours.

387. Okay missy, let's get you to bed.

388. He— he— said— he—for-forgave meee!

389. Oh, it's so beautiful Vaggie!

390. Hey, how about that drink.

391. You read my mind.