1. Huh?Copy !req
2. Finally awake,Copy !req
3. Angel Dust?Copy !req
4. Yeah, and what's it to ya?Copy !req
5. I want you to
tell me where your boss stashes his vault.Copy !req
6. Hehehe!
It's hilarious you thinkCopy !req
7. I'd tell you anything.Copy !req
8. Fine. I guess I'll just have
to fuck the information outta ya.Copy !req
9. Do your worst, daddy.Copy !req
10. ...Ohhhh,
yeahhh, baby!Copy !req
11. Ya know,
this performanceCopy !req
12. won me a
'Sex-x-x-i' award!Copy !req
13. It's, uh...
very... honest? Oh.Copy !req
14. Ew!Copy !req
15. Okay! Enough of that. Angel,
what the fuck?Copy !req
16. What?! You said
it was "Show n' Tell" day.Copy !req
17. I'm showin ' you my best film,Copy !req
18. and I'm tellin' you that it
scored me a win over that bitch,Copy !req
19. Tiffany Titfucker.Copy !req
20. Ya know, not a very
convincing interrogation scene.Copy !req
21. Alright dickhead,Copy !req
22. what makes you think you have any
right to insult my work to my fuckin' face?Copy !req
23. You really going to sit there
and act like these scriptsCopy !req
24. ain't hot garbage?Copy !req
25. Fuck you.Copy !req
26. This is classy art.Copy !req
27. OH! FUUUCK!!Copy !req
28. That's bullshit.Copy !req
29. You get drunk and
bitch about them all the time.Copy !req
30. Everyone likes to bitch
to the bartender.Copy !req
31. I know everything about
you and these motherfuckers at this point.Copy !req
32. That one.Copy !req
33. That one is an insecure buffoonCopy !req
34. whose lonely ass
watches you idiots sleep!Copy !req
35. Princess, is a bleeding heart who wants to
solve everybody else's problems 'cept her own.Copy !req
36. What?! No,
I... what? Pffff, no, no.Copy !req
37. This one judges everyone and
everything because she hates herself.Copy !req
38. Aargh!Copy !req
39. And Niffty.Copy !req
40. Hehhh...Copy !req
41. You don't even wanna know
what her deal is.Copy !req
42. You weren't kidding!Copy !req
43. Haha, wow!Copy !req
44. Kitten's got claws!Copy !req
45. Meow!Copy !req
46. And you!Copy !req
47. Don't get me started. I see
right through you and all this bullshitCopy !req
48. and how fake you are.Copy !req
49. Oh, Me? Fake?Copy !req
50. Wow.Copy !req
51. I had no idea.Copy !req
52. Guess that's why I'm an actor.Copy !req
53. DumbassCopy !req
54. And...Copy !req
55. Hold that thought.Copy !req
56. Hello?Copy !req
57. Uh, yeah I'm-I'm...Copy !req
58. No, No, I just, I...Copy !req
59. No, I-I'm not...Copy !req
60. But, uh... Yeah,Copy !req
61. I'll be right there.Copy !req
62. Well, uh,Copy !req
63. looks like Val
needs me for an...Copy !req
64. Uh... emergency shoot.Copy !req
65. Uh-uh, Sure.Copy !req
66. You know what?
Fuck you.Copy !req
67. I don't give a shit what some
drunk ass bartender thinks a' me.Copy !req
68. So why don't you just crawl backCopy !req
69. to whatever cave you came from,
porn critic.Copy !req
70. Angel! You can't leave yet.Copy !req
71. We haven't finished
our exercises for the day.Copy !req
72. I'm sure you'll
manage without me.Copy !req
73. There isn't much time left
for the hotel to prove itself.Copy !req
74. Dollface, it's my job.Copy !req
75. I know you want to fix
everything, but unless you can fix my boss,Copy !req
76. there's nothing you can do.Copy !req
77. Uuugh, why is this so haaaard?Copy !req
78. What am I doing wrong?Copy !req
79. Well, I mean...Copy !req
80. - you're the princess of Hell,
- So?Copy !req
81. So, you don't really use
the power that comes with that,Copy !req
82. which I love about you,Copy !req
83. but maybe you can...
I don't know,Copy !req
84. command
a little more... authority.Copy !req
85. But that's so mean.Copy !req
86. It's not mean, exactly.Copy !req
87. it's... uh,
aggressive kindness.Copy !req
88. Okay...Copy !req
89. I could be so aggressively kind
to Angel's boss...Copy !req
90. that I convince him to let Angel
spend more time at the hotel!Copy !req
91. Sure.
Whatever gets you there, babe.Copy !req
92. Ohhh! Daddy, I... uhhhh?Copy !req
93. Do you really expect me
to memorize this whole script?Copy !req
94. Just improv it.Copy !req
95. Do you think anyone watches
for the dialogue?Copy !req
96. Action!Copy !req
97. Oh, no.Copy !req
98. So many burglars...Copy !req
99. and only one me!Copy !req
100. Whatever shall I do?Copy !req
101. I guess I'll
have to do all of you!Copy !req
102. Ohh!Copy !req
103. So what are you gonna do
ta' me?Copy !req
104. Charlie?Copy !req
105. - Uh, my name's Rocky.
- No one gives a shit.Copy !req
106. Oh, so this is
where the magic happens.Copy !req
107. Oh, wow, that is...Copy !req
108. That is a lot.Copy !req
109. What in the ever-loving fuck
are you doing here?!Copy !req
110. I am the Princess of Hell,
Angel. And I go where I please.Copy !req
111. I'm here to get you some time
off for the hotel. Now, where's your boss?Copy !req
112. Oh, no, no, no,Copy !req
113. no, no, no, no, no.
You are going nowhere near Val...Copy !req
114. Angel!Copy !req
115. What is the fucking hold up?Copy !req
116. I'm coming.Copy !req
117. Not off camera.
You're not.Copy !req
118. Please, please, just wait,
wait until I'm done workingCopy !req
119. and we will talk about this,
I promise. But first, you've gotta go.Copy !req
120. Aaaah, Your Majesty.Copy !req
121. Oh, shit.Copy !req
122. Welcome to my humble
sex dungeon.Copy !req
123. What can I do for such a...Copy !req
124. Uh, no, thank you.Copy !req
125. Mm! Lovely specimen!Copy !req
126. You don't want a role, do you?Copy !req
127. Because I could make you a star.Copy !req
128. Make us both richer
than, well,Copy !req
129. your papito...Copy !req
130. Fuck No!Copy !req
131. Uh, I-I'm sorry.Copy !req
132. I have come to
aggressively, kindlyCopy !req
133. speak with you about Angel.Copy !req
134. Later, of course.Copy !req
135. I wouldn't want to stand
in the way of your work.Copy !req
136. Well then, make yourself
comfortable, Your Majesty,Copy !req
137. and enjoy the show.Copy !req
138. Well, let's take
this shit from the top.Copy !req
139. Action!Copy !req
140. Oh, wow, mister robbers,Copy !req
141. I sure hope you don't hurt me
with those... big guns of yours.Copy !req
142. Don't move, you spicy
little, uuh, cock sleeve or else I'll...Copy !req
143. ...We do
trust exercises everyday in the morning...Copy !req
144. Cut! What
the fuck is going on with this?Copy !req
145. Ooh, I'm sorry.
Were we too loud?Copy !req
146. I was just telling him
about the Hazbin Hotel.Copy !req
147. Not at all, Princess.Copy !req
148. It doesn't bother me one bit.Copy !req
149. You know, this scene
feels awfully violent.Copy !req
150. If you want
help with the script,Copy !req
151. maybe I can pitch
some scenarios that are more...Copy !req
152. Okay. Okay. Ah, ah okay,
that's on fire. That-that, that's on fire.Copy !req
153. Oh shit...Copy !req
154. Oh, god. Okay.
Uh, do you have any...Copy !req
155. Can I get a fire extinguisher?Copy !req
156. I am so sorry. I ruined
your movie. I ruined your movie.Copy !req
157. Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm s-s-s-s-s-sorry!Copy !req
158. Noooooo!Copy !req
159. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.Copy !req
160. Oh, my gosh.
I am so, so, so, so sorry.Copy !req
161. I... I can clean this up,
I... I can...Copy !req
162. Don't you worry your
pretty blonde head about it.Copy !req
163. We have people for that.Copy !req
164. Angel,Copy !req
165. can I see you in
your dressing room for a moment?Copy !req
166. Val, I didn't know that...Copy !req
167. Val, I...Copy !req
168. You really think you can have
Lucifer's little bitch fightCopy !req
169. your battles for you?Copy !req
170. Arrgh! Val, please... I'm sorry she...Copy !req
171. You bring
her here to protect you?Copy !req
172. To fuck with me?Copy !req
173. Ow! Val, stop!Copy !req
174. You think she can
get you out of work?Copy !req
175. No! No, that's not
what I'm trying to do. No...Copy !req
176. You know she can't do anything.Copy !req
177. I own you.
Or have you forgotten that?Copy !req
178. No.Copy !req
179. When I say "come", you say?Copy !req
180. Yes, Valentino.Copy !req
181. When I say "you are
fucking 20 guys before lunch,"Copy !req
182. - you say?
- Yes, Valentino.Copy !req
183. When I say
"you better get that fuckingCopy !req
184. cunt out of my studio."Copy !req
185. You say?Copy !req
186. - I...
- You say?Copy !req
187. Look, Val, she just gets involved in everything.Copy !req
188. I'll tell her to leave.
Just don't hurt her.Copy !req
189. I have killed bitches for
less than this attitude you're giving me.Copy !req
190. You're lucky you make me money.Copy !req
191. Now, you're going
to go get rid of her,Copy !req
192. and then you are
filming all night.Copy !req
193. Get me?Copy !req
194. Yes, Val.Copy !req
195. Good.Copy !req
196. All right.Copy !req
197. Get your asses back on set, and
we are taking this from the top.Copy !req
198. What makes you think
you can treat him like that?Copy !req
199. Charlie!
Just stop!Copy !req
200. Angel, what are you talking ab...Copy !req
201. Charlie, Leave!Copy !req
202. But...Copy !req
203. I didn't want you ta come here.Copy !req
204. I already asked you to leave
and you didn't listen.Copy !req
205. You made things worse.Copy !req
206. I just wanted to help you.Copy !req
207. Well, you ain't!Copy !req
208. You actually want to help me?Copy !req
209. Get the fuck out of here!Copy !req
210. Right now, and
let me finish my work.Copy !req
211. I... I didn't...Copy !req
212. mean to!
I... I'm... I'm so sorry.Copy !req
213. Good boy.Copy !req
214. And action.Copy !req
215. I'm not above
a love to cash inCopy !req
216. Another lover underneath those
flashing lightsCopy !req
217. Another one of those
ruthless nightsCopy !req
218. Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
219. I shoulda guessed that this
would happenCopy !req
220. I should have known it when
I looked in your red hot eyesCopy !req
221. Spewing all
your red hot liesCopy !req
222. Yeah yeah yeahCopy !req
223. What's the worst part
of this hellCopy !req
224. I can only blame myselfCopy !req
225. Cause I know you're poisonCopy !req
226. You're feedin' me poisonCopy !req
227. Addicted to this feelin'
I can't help but swallow upCopy !req
228. Your poisonCopy !req
229. I made my choice andCopy !req
230. every night I'm living
like there's no tomorrowCopy !req
231. OhhhhCopy !req
232. Any way you want me babyCopy !req
233. That's the way
you got me I'll beCopy !req
234. YoursCopy !req
235. My story's gonna end
with me dead from your poisonCopy !req
236. I got so good
at being untrueCopy !req
237. I got so good at tellin' you
what you wanna hearCopy !req
238. I disassociate,
disappearCopy !req
239. Yeah-yeah-yeahCopy !req
240. So far beyond difficultCopy !req
241. To resist another gulpCopy !req
242. Yeah I know it's poisonCopy !req
243. You're feedin' me poisonCopy !req
244. I'm choking from the tasteCopy !req
245. And I can't
help but swallow upCopy !req
246. Your poisonCopy !req
247. I made my choice andCopy !req
248. every night I'm wasted
like there's no tomorrowCopy !req
249. OhhhCopy !req
250. Any way you want me babyCopy !req
251. That's the way
you got me I'll beCopy !req
252. yoursCopy !req
253. My story's gonna end
with me dead from your poisonCopy !req
254. PoisonCopy !req
255. I'm drowning in poisonCopy !req
256. I'm fillin' up my glassCopy !req
257. But it's always hollowCopy !req
258. Full of poisonCopy !req
259. I'm sick of the poisonCopy !req
260. Wish I had something
to live for tomorrowCopy !req
261. Eugh,Copy !req
262. I need a drink.Copy !req
263. The hardest you can make.Copy !req
264. Hmm.
You look like shit.Copy !req
265. Pfft. Not possible.Copy !req
266. Just a long shoot,Copy !req
267. nothin' new.Copy !req
268. Eugh, I said a strong one.Copy !req
269. Excuse me.Copy !req
270. Didn't realize this was
a "drinking to forget" kind of night.Copy !req
271. Oh, I forgot.
You're the wise old bartenderCopy !req
272. who's seen it all.Copy !req
273. Get the fuck over yourself
and pour me a real drink.Copy !req
274. Look, if you got a problem,Copy !req
275. you're not going to find
the solution at the bottom of a bottle.Copy !req
276. I should know, I've
been looking there a long time.Copy !req
277. Oh sure,Copy !req
278. And where should I look? Hmm?Copy !req
279. In your bedroom, maybe?Copy !req
280. Under the covers?Copy !req
281. Maybe we can go
and look together.Copy !req
282. Don't even start.Copy !req
283. Oh, c'mon, I bet
I can make those wings flap!Copy !req
284. Stop!Copy !req
285. Fucking Christ!Copy !req
286. You can cut the act already.Copy !req
287. It's never going to work on me.
So all you're doingCopy !req
288. is makin' an ass out of yourself
with this fake bullshit.Copy !req
289. Call me fake one more time,Copy !req
290. mother fucker!Copy !req
291. I dare you!Copy !req
292. Fake.Copy !req
293. Fuckin' assholeCopy !req
294. Arrgh!
God!Copy !req
295. Ya done?Copy !req
296. Ya know what?Copy !req
297. You would be fucking lucky
to get a chance to fuck me!Copy !req
298. Ya know how much I'm worth?Copy !req
299. Ya know how many people would
kill to have Angel Dust come onto them?Copy !req
300. Fuck you!Copy !req
301. Have fun being
a lonely piece of shit.Copy !req
302. Woah... the hell?
Angel, where are you going?Copy !req
303. Out!Copy !req
304. Husk, what did you do?Copy !req
305. Made him a drink.Copy !req
306. Oh, no.Copy !req
307. He looked really upset.Copy !req
308. It's just Angel.
He'll be fine.Copy !req
309. I'm not so sure.Copy !req
310. I really messed up at the
studio today and he got...Copy !req
311. Ugh, it was...
it wasn't good, okay?Copy !req
312. Gee, sounds likeCopy !req
313. someone should go after him...Copy !req
314. Someone named "Husk".Copy !req
315. Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding
me. Why don't you go if you're so worried?Copy !req
316. Because I'm not the one
who sent him storming out.Copy !req
317. You caused it.
You drag him back.Copy !req
318. No! No...Copy !req
319. Don't force him back.Copy !req
320. Just make sure he's safe.Copy !req
321. I pushed too hard earlier and...Copy !req
322. I only made things worse.Copy !req
323. Look, he'll come
back when he's ready.Copy !req
324. I just don't want anything
to happen to him until then.Copy !req
325. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm
going to go write 100Copy !req
326. apology letters and a lesson
plan for tomorrow about...Copy !req
327. boundaries.Copy !req
328. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
329. I'm so fucked up!Copy !req
330. Gimme a whiskey...Copy !req
331. I meant
the whole bottle, jackass.Copy !req
332. Haha, ya, ya, so I saidCopy !req
333. "You couldn't afford
me in a million afterlives!"Copy !req
334. I got better options,
right boys?Copy !req
335. You got that right!Copy !req
336. Hey, baby,Copy !req
337. be a doll and
bring me another one?Copy !req
338. Daddy's outta juice!Copy !req
339. Here you go, darling.Copy !req
340. Just for you...
Woah!Copy !req
341. Nice try, fuckhead.Copy !req
342. - Let's go.
- What the? Hey!Copy !req
343. H-h-hey, hey!Copy !req
344. Husk! What the
actual fuck are you doing here?Copy !req
345. Let go of me.Copy !req
346. No, I'm
takin' you back to the hotel.Copy !req
347. Get off!Copy !req
348. That fucker put
somethin' in yer drink.Copy !req
349. You don't think I can tell
if someone spikes my drink?Copy !req
350. I do this all the fuckin' time.Copy !req
351. You just let people drug you
all the time?Copy !req
352. You think I ask for it? I don't
ask for any of this shit!Copy !req
353. I didn't ask to be this way.Copy !req
354. I didn't ask for
Charlie to save me.Copy !req
355. I didn't ask for you to save me.Copy !req
356. I can handle myself.Copy !req
357. Really? Because I just
saw someone self-destructing.Copy !req
358. It seems like...
I don't know.Copy !req
359. Ya might need a
bartender to talk to.Copy !req
360. Oh, so now you're going to actCopy !req
361. like you give a shit about me?Copy !req
362. You think after how you treated
me, I'm gonna to open up to you? Please.Copy !req
363. Maybe I'd treat you better
if you were real,Copy !req
364. and not some bullshit
version of yourself.Copy !req
365. Always pushin' my boundaries.Copy !req
366. Lemme tell ya, nobody in
that hotel cares who you are.Copy !req
367. How famous, how hot.Copy !req
368. So you might as well
just cut the act.Copy !req
369. It's not an act!Copy !req
370. It's who I need to be.Copy !req
371. And this...Copy !req
372. This is my escape!Copy !req
373. Where I can forget about it all!Copy !req
374. How much I hate...Copy !req
375. everything.Copy !req
376. A place where I can get high,Copy !req
377. and not have to think about
how much it hurts.Copy !req
378. And maybe...Copy !req
379. if I can ruin myself
enough in the process,Copy !req
380. if I end up broken,Copy !req
381. I won't be
his favorite toy anymore.Copy !req
382. And maybe he'll let me go.Copy !req
383. I was an Overlord once,
you know.Copy !req
384. Yeah,Copy !req
385. and uh...Copy !req
386. It was nice to have that power.Copy !req
387. But when you're
dealing in souls,Copy !req
388. while also being a gambler,Copy !req
389. the stakes are pretty high.Copy !req
390. And losing a few hands can
be more than a little dangerous.Copy !req
391. So when you're
down on your luck,Copy !req
392. you turn to anything
to... keep you afloat,Copy !req
393. even making deals yourself.Copy !req
394. So I know what it's like to...Copy !req
395. regret the choices made and...Copy !req
396. knowin' ya can't take it back.Copy !req
397. So things look bad and
your back's against the wallCopy !req
398. Your whole existence
seems fucking hopelessCopy !req
399. You're feelin' filthy
as a dive bar bathroom stallCopy !req
400. Can't face the world
sober and dopelessCopy !req
401. You've lost your wayCopy !req
402. Ya think
your life is wreckedCopy !req
403. Well, let me just
say you're correctCopy !req
404. Wait. What?Copy !req
405. You're a loser babyCopy !req
406. A loser goddamn babyCopy !req
407. You're a fucked
up little whiny bitchCopy !req
408. - Hey!
- You're a loser just like meCopy !req
409. Thanks, assholeCopy !req
410. You're
a screw's loose boozerCopy !req
411. An only one-star-reviews-erCopy !req
412. You're a power
bottom at rock bottomCopy !req
413. But you got companyCopy !req
414. This supposed to
make me feel better?Copy !req
415. There was a timeCopy !req
416. I thought
that no one could relateCopy !req
417. To the gruesome ways
in which I'm damagedCopy !req
418. But lettin' walls downCopy !req
419. it can
sometimes set you straightCopy !req
420. We're all living
in the same shit sandwichCopy !req
421. I sold my soulCopy !req
422. To a psychopathic freakCopy !req
423. And you think
that makes you uniqueCopy !req
424. Get outta here manCopy !req
425. We're both losers babyCopy !req
426. We're losers it's okay
to be aCopy !req
427. Coked-up dick suckin' hoCopy !req
428. Baby that's fine by meCopy !req
429. I'm a loser honeyCopy !req
430. A schmoozer and a dummyCopy !req
431. But at least
I know I'm not aloneCopy !req
432. You're a loser just like meCopy !req
433. I got
an appetite for gamblingCopy !req
434. I got
an appetite for samplin'Copy !req
435. Every drug gang
sex toy I can findCopy !req
436. Go ahead,
baby, sing that song, c'monCopy !req
437. I got no
Holes left to deflowerCopy !req
438. I sold my
soul to save my powerCopy !req
439. Now I'm on that demon's leashCopy !req
440. I'm trapped and it gets worse
with every hourCopy !req
441. You're a loser babyCopy !req
442. A loser but just maybeCopy !req
443. If we eat shit togetherCopy !req
444. Things will
End up differentlyCopy !req
445. It's time to
Lose your self-loathingCopy !req
446. Excuse yourself let hope inCopy !req
447. Baby play
Your card be who you areCopy !req
448. A loserCopy !req
449. Just...Copy !req
450. Like...Copy !req
451. There he is!Copy !req
452. They're fucking singing?Copy !req
453. Get em!Copy !req
454. Shit!Copy !req
455. Stay down, I'll deal with this.Copy !req
456. Haha! You're fuckin' dead.Copy !req
457. We got you now!Copy !req
458. You mother fuck...Copy !req
459. Eat lead, sucker! Hahahaha!Copy !req
460. I told ya,Copy !req
461. I can handle myself, baby.Copy !req
462. This did not go as planned.Copy !req
463. Heh. Well,Copy !req
464. that was somethin'
I didn't expect to see.Copy !req
465. Like I said, you don't know me.Copy !req
466. Sex ain't
the only thing I'm good at.Copy !req
467. Good to know, cause this guyCopy !req
468. ain't half bad.Copy !req
469. He had,
like, three bills,Copy !req
470. and it took him, like,Copy !req
471. 30 minutes to count it.Copy !req
472. His eyes are so shit.Copy !req
473. And this is the guy
you got to take orders from?Copy !req
474. I know.Copy !req
475. What a fucking joke, right?Copy !req
476. I'm so sorry, Angel.Copy !req
477. I promise I won't ever,Copy !req
478. ever, ever, ever-Copy !req
479. Charlie,Copy !req
480. it's fine. I get it.Copy !req
481. Thanks...Copy !req
482. for carin' about me.Copy !req
483. Ehhhhh... I think this is yours.Copy !req
484. Okay
missy, let's get you to bed.Copy !req
485. He... he... said...
he... for-forgave meee!Copy !req
486. Oh, it's so beautiful Vaggie!Copy !req
487. Hey, how about that drink.Copy !req
488. You read my mind.Copy !req