1. That looks perfect!Copy !req
2. Aagh! I am so excitedCopy !req
3. that Sir Pentious is staying at
the hotel.Copy !req
4. Um... Pentious was just trying
to take over the city withCopy !req
5. his weird steampunk
bullshit a few days ago.Copy !req
6. Well, I haven't seen him
try to pull any of that here.Copy !req
7. What the hell is that?Copy !req
8. Oh, hello, purple female.Copy !req
9. It's my new invention,
the "Skin Flayer 11,000".Copy !req
10. I'm really looking forward
to shooting the other residents.Copy !req
11. What? Why?Copy !req
12. Everyone is being too nice.Copy !req
13. Obviously, it must be a lie.Copy !req
14. I can sense they are
planning to kill me, but when?Copy !req
15. How?
I must be prepared!Copy !req
16. Ooh, the new parts
of my machine are here.Copy !req
17. Sign, please.Copy !req
18. Thank you for your business.
Enjoy your Carmine purchase.Copy !req
19. Carmine? As in Carmella Carmine.Copy !req
20. You are buying
parts from an overlord?Copy !req
21. Err, of course. She's the top
weapons dealer in Hell.Copy !req
22. Okay, well,
that stops right now.Copy !req
23. - Hey.
- You absolutely cannotCopy !req
24. build weapons in this hotel.Copy !req
25. No one is trying to kill you.Copy !req
26. People are being nice because
they want you to feel welcome.Copy !req
27. - Hmm. I have my doubts.
- Well, it's true.Copy !req
28. - You have to trust us.
- But I don't.Copy !req
29. Well, why don't we focus
on that for today's activities?Copy !req
30. Not before
we lay some ground rules.Copy !req
31. No more building weapons,Copy !req
32. no more plotting
against other guests.Copy !req
33. And you need to
get rid of these things.Copy !req
34. Ugh! What did I just say?
What did I just say?Copy !req
35. What? Not my little egg boys.
They do my evil bidding for me.Copy !req
36. Do you want to stay
here and redeem yourself?Copy !req
37. - Yes.
- Then no more eggs.Copy !req
38. All right,
eggies. You've got to go.Copy !req
39. I...Copy !req
40. - Can't keep you anymore.
- Okay, boss.Copy !req
41. No, don't resist.
This is how it has to be.Copy !req
42. Alastor!Copy !req
43. Do you mind? I'm in
the middle of breakfast.Copy !req
44. Pentious's eggs
are all over the place,Copy !req
45. and I need
you to get rid of them.Copy !req
46. Oh, well, in that case,
I'd be delighted to!Copy !req
47. Humanely!Copy !req
48. Hm.
Well, that's a lot less hot,Copy !req
49. but I suppose I can take care of
that on my outing today.Copy !req
50. Great.
That looks disgusting.Copy !req
51. Hi, guys. Thanks for coming.Copy !req
52. It's been
brought to our attentionCopy !req
53. that there may be a little...Copy !req
54. tension in the hotel.Copy !req
55. Tension that
can be counterproductiveCopy !req
56. to what we're trying to do here.Copy !req
57. We think that this group could
really benefit from...Copy !req
58. - Trust exercises!
- Trust exercises!Copy !req
59. Ah shit!Copy !req
60. Vaggie, we rehearsed this.Copy !req
61. We're doing trust exercises.Copy !req
62. So, what's
with the whole, uhhh..This?Copy !req
63. I'm not about to put on some
show for these fucking chumps.Copy !req
64. Oh, I will,
but it's cash up front,Copy !req
65. and I know that one,
can't afford me.Copy !req
66. Gross! I'd never
think of it spider!Copy !req
67. Right. Well,
let's get started. Charlie?Copy !req
68. Actually, I thought maybe you
could take the lead on this one.Copy !req
69. I trust everyone,
so maybe you know betterCopy !req
70. about how to build it properly.Copy !req
71. What? Uhh, I don't know if I'm
qualified, uh...Copy !req
72. Oh, come on. It'll be easy.
I'm sure you can handle this.Copy !req
73. Yeah, Um... Sure,
I can handle this. No problem.Copy !req
74. All right,Copy !req
75. so we are
starting with trust falls.Copy !req
76. Each of you are going
to share something vulnerableCopy !req
77. with the group about yourself
and then fall backwards,Copy !req
78. while the rest of
the group catches you.Copy !req
79. Got it?
Who wants to go first?Copy !req
80. Oooohh, ooohh, me me me! Me!
Me! Me!Copy !req
81. All right.
Get on up here.Copy !req
82. I love you guys.Copy !req
83. Like really, really love you.Copy !req
84. - Whoa!
- Gotcha.Copy !req
85. That felt good!Copy !req
86. - Angel, why don't you go next?
- Fine.Copy !req
87. This time
everyone needs to catch him.Copy !req
88. Okay?
Unless you want me to hurt you.Copy !req
89. Somethin' about myself, huh?
How about this?Copy !req
90. I love to suck...Copy !req
91. I swear to
fuck if you say dicks.Copy !req
92. Popsicles, ya sicko!Copy !req
93. Get your mind out of the gutter.Copy !req
94. But you know, dick's too!Copy !req
95. All right, new guy, you're up.Copy !req
96. I...Copy !req
97. don't want to
live without my minions.Copy !req
98. Nobody catch me.Copy !req
99. - Damn it.
- That's great.Copy !req
100. Wow, you are slimy.Copy !req
101. Okay. Good job.
Err, Niffty.Copy !req
102. Sometimes I kill motherbugs
in front of their childrenCopy !req
103. as a warning to others.Copy !req
104. Yay! Pain.Copy !req
105. Pain!Copy !req
106. I don't know if this is
really working the way we hoped.Copy !req
107. Maybe we should...Copy !req
108. Honey,
you have to trust me here.Copy !req
109. I got this, okay?
I'll figure something out.Copy !req
110. If you're in
the market for some ideas,Copy !req
111. I got just a thing
for some "trust" buildin'.Copy !req
112. What do you have in mind?Copy !req
113. Oh, boy. What's the plan, boss?Copy !req
114. I like your suit.Copy !req
115. What are the antlers for?Copy !req
116. Can I touch your staff thing?Copy !req
117. Are those
your ears? Or is it your hair? I can't tell.Copy !req
118. Hark, Alastor.Copy !req
119. How fare thee this day?Copy !req
120. Who's that, boss?Copy !req
121. Want me to rough him up for you?Copy !req
122. Follow in silence
if you value your shell.Copy !req
123. Greetings Zestial!Copy !req
124. Oh holy shit!Copy !req
125. Ah, the weather doth
become this fine day.Copy !req
126. Indeed. Looks like we might have
some acid rain this afternoon.Copy !req
127. If our luck doth hold!Copy !req
128. I do revel in the screams.
How art thou?Copy !req
129. It has been an age since thou
hath graced us with thy presence.Copy !req
130. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
131. Some hath spun wild
tales of you falling to...Copy !req
132. holy arms.Copy !req
133. Oh, I just took a well earned
sabbatical. Nothing serious.Copy !req
134. Though it's fun to
keep everyone on their toes.Copy !req
135. There too hath been
rumour of thy involvementCopy !req
136. with the princess and
her recent flight of fancy.Copy !req
137. Tell me, how does
thou fall in such folly?Copy !req
138. That is for me to know.Copy !req
139. But please do guess.Copy !req
140. I'd love to know the theories.Copy !req
141. T'would
be grander folly by farCopy !req
142. to assume the workings
of your mind, Alastor.Copy !req
143. Thou hath been naught but
an enigma since thy manifested in this realm.Copy !req
144. Coming from someone as ancient as
you, I take that as quite the compliment.Copy !req
145. No, No. I have a very
important task for you.Copy !req
146. Stay here and guard
the front until I return.Copy !req
147. Oh look.
Frank is up there.Copy !req
148. We have names?Copy !req
149. Oh!Copy !req
150. Oh!Copy !req
151. Welcome,
Hell sovereign overlords.Copy !req
152. I've invited you all hereCopy !req
153. because you represent the
controlling powers of our city.Copy !req
154. Together,
you own millions of souls.Copy !req
155. Souls at risk with the new
extermination schedule.Copy !req
156. We need to discuss what can be
done to minimizeCopy !req
157. the impact to our interest.Copy !req
158. - Zestial, so good to see you, my friend.
- Enchanted as always Carmilla.Copy !req
159. Alastor?Copy !req
160. Yes, I know I've
been absent some time.Copy !req
161. I'm sure you've
all been wondering.Copy !req
162. Not really.
But welcome back in any case.Copy !req
163. This year's extermination was
brutal, far more even than years past.Copy !req
164. We have assessed that about
16% of the population was lost.Copy !req
165. With the angelic legions now
returning twice as quicklyCopy !req
166. I think it prudent we...Copy !req
167. Yes, I've got it handled, Vox.Copy !req
168. Are you doubting me?Copy !req
169. Really? Me?
That's what I thought.Copy !req
170. Yes, I know. They're all a joke.Copy !req
171. Thank you, Vee.
See you soon.Copy !req
172. Kisses, darling.Copy !req
173. Nice of you to join us,
Velvette.Copy !req
174. Will your... colleagues be
joining?Copy !req
175. No. They have better shit to do
than to listen to an old windbagCopy !req
176. Who thinks she's tough shit.
I'm here to represent.Copy !req
177. Charming.Copy !req
178. So, as I was
saying, we need to discuss-Copy !req
179. - Yes?
- On the subject of discussion...Copy !req
180. Ooh shit.Copy !req
181. Oh, tasty!Copy !req
182. Where did you get this?Copy !req
183. We found it during
extermination day.Copy !req
184. If these Holy Rollers can
be killed, the game has changed.Copy !req
185. We can take the fight to them.Copy !req
186. The boys and I have come
up with a full assault plan.Copy !req
187. If it be true thee and
thy colleagues desire to war,Copy !req
188. with such meagre proof.Copy !req
189. Thou art far more
foolish than I be thought.Copy !req
190. Meager proof? It's a
dead fucking exorcist.Copy !req
191. I'd say that's
pretty fucking definitive.Copy !req
192. You going blind, old man?Copy !req
193. We know not how this perished.Copy !req
194. mayhaps t'was not by a demon's
hand at all.Copy !req
195. If we rush to war without
knowing mightn't they purgeCopy !req
196. all of Hell for
daring an uprising?Copy !req
197. Oh,
that's possible I suppose.Copy !req
198. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
199. So Grandpa is
too pussy to fight,Copy !req
200. so I guess
there's no point, right?Copy !req
201. Oh. What's the matter, Fossil?Copy !req
202. Too senile to make
a real power grab for...Copy !req
203. You better show some respectCopy !req
204. Check your behaviourCopy !req
205. No one speaks to
Zestial that wayCopy !req
206. Did you expect usCopy !req
207. To sit back and take yourCopy !req
208. Insolent brazen displayCopy !req
209. Ha-ha, you've got it twistedCopy !req
210. I'm not the one who
Needs a new attitudeCopy !req
211. Maybe you missed it,
But I'm that hashtag bitchCopy !req
212. And I will do nothin'
Less than what I please wooCopy !req
213. I'm the backbone of the VeesCopy !req
214. Mad that I acted respectlessCopy !req
215. Well it's cause
No one could respect thisCopy !req
216. Sorry group attendingCopy !req
217. Since when are Overlords
Too scared to fightCopy !req
218. You're long past trendingCopy !req
219. Sorry babe but I ain't
Swipin' rightCopy !req
220. You've lost your relevance...Copy !req
221. We can't act
Without more intelligenceCopy !req
222. No wonder I'm so respectlessCopy !req
223. I could eat
You lot for breakfastCopy !req
224. You and the Vees are inane and
UninformedCopy !req
225. Smug wannabes who don't heed
When you've been warnedCopy !req
226. Oops, did I strike a nerveCopy !req
227. Cause when I brought out the
angel's headCopy !req
228. Couldn't help but observeCopy !req
229. That your wrinkled face was
Turnin' redCopy !req
230. And why are you avoiding warCopy !req
231. That's what
The guns you sell are forCopy !req
232. Thanks to my
Bein' respectlessCopy !req
233. One thing I'm
Startin' to suspect isCopy !req
234. You know why
This angel's headlessCopy !req
235. Do you have a disclosureCopy !req
236. This meeting's overCopy !req
237. That was a productive meeting.Copy !req
238. Hmmph, fine.Copy !req
239. Safe travels back to
the nursing home, fuckers.Copy !req
240. Kiss my ass.Copy !req
241. What the hell?
We literally just got here.Copy !req
242. Mother?Copy !req
243. Hmm!Copy !req
244. Well, that's interesting.Copy !req
245. You little egg creature.
I have a job for you.Copy !req
246. - Oh, yes, boss.
- Follow them.Copy !req
247. Angel! What the actual fuck?Copy !req
248. No activity requires
more trust than BDSM, baby.Copy !req
249. No bond stronger than
those formed through bondage.Copy !req
250. That's their motto.Copy !req
251. Angel, love the enthusiasm.
But umm, uh... Hmmmm..Copy !req
252. What makes you think
anyone would be into this?Copy !req
253. Ya know, I... I don't hate this.Copy !req
254. I'm ready
to punish some bad boys.Copy !req
255. Never mind, I-I'm out.Copy !req
256. Okay, hello,
there. Hi. Um. Hm...Copy !req
257. Ugh, I can't fucking believe
I let you drag us here Angel.Copy !req
258. This is disgusting.Copy !req
259. It's no big deal, Vaggie.Copy !req
260. You know,
maybe I can just help, uh...Copy !req
261. No. I told you,
you could trust me.Copy !req
262. And I'm not
going to let you down.Copy !req
263. I just need to teach them the
way I was taught.Copy !req
264. AHHH!Copy !req
265. This is
how you learned to trust people?Copy !req
266. Bring it on Bitch, Yeehaw!Copy !req
267. There is nothing strongerCopy !req
268. than the trust
between comrades and arms.Copy !req
269. Buckle up, butter cups, because
today you boys become men!Copy !req
270. You...Copy !req
271. Wait, wait! I
can't fight without my minions...Copy !req
272. Are going to survive together.Copy !req
273. - Aaaahhh!
- And you...Copy !req
274. D-don't you even think
about it...Copy !req
275. Are going to
make this hotel work!Copy !req
276. My turn, my turn!Copy !req
277. Vaggie! No!Copy !req
278. This is the only way
they'll learn, Charlie.Copy !req
279. No, it's not.
There are other ways.Copy !req
280. - It just takes time.
- Time we don't have.Copy !req
281. How many
exterminationsCopy !req
282. will have gone by before these
idiots get their shit together?Copy !req
283. How many times do we have
to watch your people be killedCopy !req
284. before we make headway?Copy !req
285. Vaggie...Copy !req
286. I took charge today
and it all went sideways.Copy !req
287. I'm supposed to make
your dreams a reality.Copy !req
288. I'm supposed to protect you.Copy !req
289. I'm supposed to never fail you.Copy !req
290. I blame you for this you
crazy bitch!Copy !req
291. You didn't fail me,Copy !req
292. Vaggie... You're not...Copy !req
293. If I can't help you,
what's the point of me?Copy !req
294. Vaggie, don't say that!
You do so much! It's...Copy !req
295. I'm sorry. I'd like
to be alone for a minute.Copy !req
296. Made it.Copy !req
297. Let's go home, guys.Copy !req
298. Ugh! I just walked
up all those stairs.Copy !req
299. Carmilla,
what troubles thou?Copy !req
300. Losing thy
composure is unlike thee.Copy !req
301. It's nothing, Zestial.
Really.Copy !req
302. The felled angel...Copy !req
303. 'twas by thy hand, was it not?Copy !req
304. - Let's not talk about it.
- Mom...Copy !req
305. Maybe he should know.Copy !req
306. Nobody should know.Copy !req
307. I did what I had to do.
I am not discussing this.Copy !req
308. What weighs on
Your soul old friend?Copy !req
309. I implore
You to share the loadCopy !req
310. If it was thou
Who slew the angelCopy !req
311. Why not let
Your strength be known?Copy !req
312. I always thoughtCopy !req
313. That I would
Keep blood off my faceCopy !req
314. But when that thing attacked
I had to actCopy !req
315. To cross
That line and keep them safeCopy !req
316. But if anyone knewCopy !req
317. Then all of
Hell would rise to warCopy !req
318. And who's to say
who'd survive the fray?Copy !req
319. I might lose the onesCopy !req
320. That I was killing forCopy !req
321. So I...Copy !req
322. I'll be your keeperCopy !req
323. Do whatever it takes
I'll make the mistakesCopy !req
324. I'll keep you safe and
Keep this secretCopy !req
325. When I saw your faceCopy !req
326. You made me feel like a
Stranger in a brand new placeCopy !req
327. And it felt so
Good to be understoodCopy !req
328. But there's so much I wished
that I could sayCopy !req
329. So, I... I'll be your armorCopy !req
330. Do whatever it takes
I'll make the mistakesCopy !req
331. I'll spend my
Life being your partnerCopy !req
332. And I don't know
What we might faceCopy !req
333. But I know
I can't replace you soCopy !req
334. I'll do anything to save youCopy !req
335. And I will try to make your
Dreams come trueCopy !req
336. Whatever
We go through, I know I...Copy !req
337. - I'll be your keeper
- I'll be your armorCopy !req
338. Whatever it takesCopy !req
339. - I'll make the mistakes
- I'll make the mistakesCopy !req
340. Whatever it takesCopy !req
341. Ooohh. This smells like fun.Copy !req
342. Ooh, I love garbage.Copy !req
343. So, what did you hear?Copy !req
344. First the old guy w-was
all "you're not yourself,Copy !req
345. you're the one that
killed the angel" a-a-andCopy !req
346. then she was allCopy !req
347. Whatever it takesCopy !req
348. - And then what was that last thing?
- She killed the angel?Copy !req
349. Interesting.Copy !req
350. Let's keep this between us,
shall we?Copy !req
351. You got it, boss.Copy !req
352. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
353. I'm sorry I got so crazy today.Copy !req
354. No, no, I'm sorry.Copy !req
355. I'm sorry I put pressure on you.
We work as a team.Copy !req
356. I guess I just thought
all this would be easier,Copy !req
357. But we'll figure
it out... together.Copy !req
358. I mean, look what
your exercise did for them.Copy !req
359. And then when that buff
guy started beating the shit outta you.Copy !req
360. Ha ha!
Yes, with the dismembered arm.Copy !req
361. Yes, that was
particularly unpleasant.Copy !req
362. I liked that part.Copy !req
363. Well hey,Copy !req
364. at least you can take
a beating like a champ.Copy !req
365. You did okay, new kid.Copy !req
366. Really?
Oh, well,Copy !req
367. I suppose I did get into a little
of the old rough and tumble today.Copy !req
368. And thank you for
pulling me out of there.Copy !req
369. Well, how about that?Copy !req
370. Alastor...Copy !req
371. Failed to get rid
of the eggs, I see.Copy !req
372. Yes, well, the little monsters
prove to be rather useful.Copy !req
373. Why don't you give
them back to Pentious?Copy !req
374. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
375. After today, I guess I
can trust you with them.Copy !req
376. But seriously, no more weapons.Copy !req
377. Ahhhh! My eggs! Yeah.Copy !req
378. Oh it's so good
to have you back.Copy !req
379. Now go clean
my quarters this instant!Copy !req
380. Maybe things will
move faster than you think.Copy !req
381. Ah! How was your
day with Alastor my minions?Copy !req
382. It was awesome, boss.Copy !req
383. I went to this meeting
and there was a knife lady,Copy !req
384. an old guy and a dinosaur.Copy !req
385. That's nice.Copy !req
386. And the nice
lady killed an angel.Copy !req
387. And I was not
supposed to talk about it...Copy !req
388. Oh, I'm so sure and maybe
you'll meet martians tomorrow.Copy !req
389. But now it's time for sleep.
Good night Eggies.Copy !req