Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law 1x8

Directed by Robert Alvarez

Michael McKean as Evelyn Spyro Throckmorton

The exciting conclusion of "The Case of Crooked Creek." No, wait... "Deadomutt."

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1. ON THE LAST EPISODE OF

2. HARVEY BIRDMAN,

3. I'D LIKE YOU TO ALL GIVE A WARM WELCOME

4. TO OUR NEWEST PARTNER.

5. SO, WAIT A SEC, HE GETS PARTNER AND I'M—

6. CAW!

7. HE'D BE LOST WITHOUT THAT DOG.

8. SO KILL IT.

9. KILL THE DOG.

10. OH MY GOD, BIRDMAN.

11. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

12. HEY THERE, FELLAS. HARVEY BIRDMAN.

13. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, JUST MAKE FRIENDS WITH THEM?

14. WOW, I'M NOT SURE I'VE EVER SEEN A TATTOO OF A MAN

15. RIDING A WOMAN RIDING A MOTORCYCLE.

16. AND WHEN YOU DO THAT, YOU CAN'T SEE THE MOTORCYCLE

17. AND SHE'S RIDING—

18. OH!

19. YOUR CALL IS VERY IMPORTANT TO US.

20. PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD.

21. MESSAGE 307.

22. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

23. YOU KILLED MY FRIEND.

24. MY BEST FRIEND.

25. BUT I AM YOUR ATTORNEY, AND I'M GOING TO DO THE BEST JOB I CAN.

26. FOR SOMEONE WHOSE BEST FRIEND WAS KILLED BY YOU.

27. WELL, LAST TIME I CHECKED, I'M A LAWYER, TOO.

28. AND, WELL... I'LL TAKE THE CASE!

29. JORGE, YOU'RE NOT WORKING IT.

30. ANYONE HAVE A QUARTER FOR, UH... 23 PENNIES?

31. HELLO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

32. SMIDGEN.

33. THERE, THAT'S BETTER.

34. YES?

35. THIS IS A COLLECT PHONE CALL FROM—

36. HELP!

37. A PRISONER IN A CALIFORNIA

38. PENAL INSTITUTION.

39. YES, I'LL ACCEPT.

40. BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL. MAGNIFICENT RUMP. EXCUSE ME.

41. WHAT? I'M IN PRISON!

42. CALL STAN FREEZOID.

43. BEST CRIMINAL DEFENSE GUY IN THE BUSINESS.

44. I CAN'T CALL HIM. I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE.

45. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I'LL BRING IT UP AT THE 1:00.

46. I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT STUD SERVICES!

47. FREEZOID ZAROG AND SKON, PLEASE HOLD.

48. FREEZOID ZAROG AND SKON, PLEASE HOLD. FREEZOID, ZAROG AND—

49. ALL RIGHT, ONE LAST PIECE OF BUSINESS,

50. AND I KNOW NOBODY WANTS TO DEAL WITH IT.

51. SECRET SANTA AT THE CHRISTMAS YES OR NO?

52. OK, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

53. WE'LL HAVE TO GIVE BONUSES.

54. HARVEY BIRDMAN!

55. HE NEEDS A GOOD CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY.

56. YA-HA-HA-HA!

57. MY PREDICTION FOR THE OUTCOME

58. I'LL LEAVE IT RIGHT HERE.

59. OH I HATE SURPRISES... HE'S—

60. OH, PARTY POOPS. HAVE IT YOUR WAY.

61. YOU ARE THE—

62. I'M A COPY MACHINE SERVICE TECHNICIAN.

63. DO YOU WANT ME TO STATE MY NAME?

64. BAH! I ALREADY KNOW— NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN JUST SIT DOWN.

65. CAN YOU IDENTIFY THIS?

66. UH, IT'S AN ELECTROSTATIC COPY OF—

67. WHAT? IS THAT... A BUTT?

68. DID YOU KNOW EACH IMPRINT IS UNIQUE?

69. NO TWO ARE THE SAME!

70. LIKE A FINGERPRINT.

71. HOW WOULD YOU CHARACTERIZE THIS PARTICULAR IMAGE?

72. OBJECTION!

73. MY DARLING, THIS MAN HAS NOT BEEN SWORN

74. AS AN EXPERT IN THIS FIELD.

75. WA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

76. YEAH, THAT'S SUSTAINED. WE'RE GONNA SUSTAIN THAT.

77. AND YOU ARE?

78. A FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST—

79. BUT YOUR Ph.D. WAS IN—

80. UH, BUTT PRINTS.

81. YOU TELL HIM, JOE! NICE JOB.

82. IN YOUR EXPERT OPINION,

83. IS THERE ANY CONCLUSIVE WAY TO TELL WHO LEFT THE IMAGE

84. WHICH WE'LL CALL PEOPLE'S BUTT PRINT 18.

85. HA! ONLY ONE I KNOW.

86. WING.

87. SO DO YOU DO READINGS ON THE, UH, YOU KNOW, HOW'S YOUR MOTHER?

88. YOUR HONOR, PEOPLE'S 14 A, B, C, AND D

89. MARKED, YOU'LL NOTICE, IN BLUE, RED, SALMON, AND PUTTY.

90. CAN YOU TELL US WHAT THEY ARE?

91. THEY'RE COPIES OF THE DOG.

92. IN THE COPIER.

93. AND THIS ONE WOULD BE?

94. OH GOD, THAT'S HIS DUE CLAW.

95. ARE WE GOING TO EVER CROSS-EXAMINE ANY OF THESE WITNESSES?

96. CALL ANY OF OUR OWN!

97. YOU AMERICANS AND YOUR... LOGIC.

98. IF IT PLEASE THE COURT, AND I THINK IT WILL,

99. I WOULD LIKE TO CALL LARRY STENCHIK TO THE STAND.

100. THE POPE?

101. AS AN EXPERT, I FEEL QUALIFIED

102. TO SAY THAT WHOEVER DID THIS SHOULD PAY DEARLY FOR HIS CRIME!

103. HE SHOULD PAY DEARLY FOR HIS CRIME!

104. HE SHOULD PAY, PAY, PAY! HE MUST PAY!

105. YOUR HONOR, I'D RESPECTFULLY

106. LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU IN CHAMBERS.

107. PAY, PAY! HE MUST PAY!

108. YOUR HONOR— YOU WANNA SEE SOME STUFF

109. I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SHOW ANYONE?

110. ABOUT MY REPRESENTATION—

111. HANG ON. ROMER! 5-4-3-3.

112. I SAID HEADING 3-2-5 SOUTHWEST,

113. YOU DISORGANIZED ITALIAN!

114. OH, HELL. I'LL JUST DO IT.

115. PREGO! GO ON.

116. I DON'T THINK MR. FALCONE HAS MY BEST INTERESTS—

117. BORING!

118. DOOFUS!

119. Birdman and Judge: THERE... WAS A...

120. PAPER... JAM.

121. SEE... AND...

122. THE DOG WAS TRYING TO CLEAR IT, BUT HE'S KLUTZY, RIGHT?

123. OH, THAT'S THE SECRET. GO FAST!

124. THEN HE WON'T BE ABLE TO KEEP UP!

125. OH-WHEE-OH!

126. ZOMBIE GUARDS! SEIZE HIM!

127. TELL ME THAT'S NOT FUN TO SAY.

128. CLEAR JAM FROM TRAY 3? GUESS WHAT?

129. THERE WAS NO TRAY 3!

130. YOU HAVE 37 MESSAGES.

131. PHIL, HARV. YEP, I'M STILL HERE.

132. YEP, HERE. IN JAIL.

133. HEY, WHATCHA DOIN'?

134. IS THE VERDICT GUILTY

135. OR NOT GUILTY?

136. HE ASKS, KNOWING FULL WELL THE ANSWER.

137. WE FIND THE DEFENDANT... NOT GUILTY.

138. NOT GUILT— NOPE! I'M NEVER WRONG.

139. GUILTY! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

140. TURN TO YOUR LEFT.

141. MOVE YOUR WING.

142. TURN TO YOUR RIGHT.

143. WING.

144. TOES ON THE LINE.

145. STRIP.

146. THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

147. LIGHTS OUT!

148. IF ONLY WE HAD A THING THAT COULD MAKE US FLY OUT OF HERE.

149. YEAH.

150. ANYTHING ON THE APPEAL?

151. PAY!

152. SO THAT GUY'S THE GUARD, RIGHT?

153. AND THAT GUY'S YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND?

154. UH HUH. WHAT'S THE 131/2 STAND FOR?

155. 12 JURORS, 1 JUDGE. HALF A CHANCE.

156. HOO-HAH. WHAT ABOUT— WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?

157. STEP OFF, HOMES.

158. I WAS JUST TRYING— I WAS TRYING TO TALK ABOUT YOUR TATTOO!

159. YOU WOULDN'T LAST TWO MINUTES IN MY WORLD.

160. DICK AND J—JANE.

161. DEAR BIRDHOUSE...

162. I NEVER THOUGHT THIS COULD HAPPEN TO ME.

163. SET THIS BIRD FREE! SET THIS BIRD FREE!

164. SET THIS BIRD FREE! SET THIS—

165. WINGS UP, HARVEY. WINGS UP.

166. OH TEENY TINY ANGEL, COME DOWN ON YOUR MICROSCOPIC CHARIOT

167. AND FREE HIM.

168. SURPRISE!

169. DID YOU KNOW? 'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST PLAYING.

170. YOU KNEW? YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

171. YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW?

172. HA-HA-HA! STOP THAT!

173. IT'S ALL THIS GUY!

174. 5 YEARS AGO, HE SAYS, "I'VE GOT AN IDEA."

175. YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE

176. WHEN I SAID, "GUILTY."

177. YOU WOULDN'T LAST TWO MINUTES IN MY WORLD.

178. SO, I'VE BEEN IN PRISON FOR 5 YEARS, AND IT WAS ALL A PRACTICAL JOKE?

179. AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE EXECUTED?

180. NOT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, SILLY.

181. AND WE'RE NOT MARRIED!

182. OH.

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