1. LAST TIME ON
"HARVEY BIRDMAN, ATTORNEY AT
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2. LAW"...
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3. I DECLARE A DO-OVER!
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4. 38 CASES?
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5. YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
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6. WHOO!
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7. ♪ HA!
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8. WITH THE BEAK? ♪
♪ DO YOU REALLY WANT
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9. TO FEEL HIM? ♪
♪ HARVEY ATTORNEY
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10. SOME FOR YOU AND A
TEENSY-TINSY TASTE FOR YOU!
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11. YEAH, SHE DOES
REALIZE THERE'S NO TEA IN THERE,
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12. RIGHT?
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13. HEY, I'D LIKE SOME
"A" WITH MY "TEA."
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14. GET IT?
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15. "TEA" AND "A"?
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16. HA HA!
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17. OH, Y-YOU'VE
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18. ALREADY GOT SOMETHING IN YOUR
CUP.
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19. YOU BETCHA, TOOTS...
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20. EH, NOBODY GOT MY GAG.
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21. IE.
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22. MR. BIRDMAN, DON'T YOU THINK,
UH...
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23. YEAH, WHY YOU TALKING
TO ME?
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24. I NEVER TRIED YOUR CASE.
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25. REMEMBER?
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26. OF COURSE YOU DID.
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27. IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH
CHILDREN, AND THERE WAS A MAN, A
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28. TALL, GOOD-LOOKING FELLOW.
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29. I'M A FAILURE TIMES
37.
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30. MY LIFE IS OVER... TIMES 37.
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31. DADDY!
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32. PHIL.
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33. OH, IT'S NOT DA—
PHIL.
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34. IT'S JUST SOME OLD LADY GETTING
MUGGED.
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35. AN OLD LADY'S GETTING MUGGED!
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36. WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!
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37. ONE OF THOSE 37 CASES THAT
HARVEY FLUBBED...
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38. HEY!
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39. IS WREAKING
HAVOC ON THAT HELPLESS, OLD
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40. LADY.
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41. WHAT TO DO?
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42. WHAT TO DO?
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43. STRIP TEA PARTY?
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44. I KNOW!
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45. "SUPERHERO SIDEKICK HANDBOOK."
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46. HERE IT IS, "SUPERHERO,
DEPRESSION" — PAGE 934.
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47. QUESTION ONE — "HAS YOUR
SUPERHERO BEEN DRINKING?"
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48. THAT'D BE A YES.
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49. WE NEED COFFEE!
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50. GOSH, ALL WE HAVE IS
THIS PRETEND TEA.
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51. OH, WAIT. I KNOW!
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52. OW!
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53. SOBER YET?
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54. "REMIND SUPERHERO
OF HIS WORTH TO SOCIETY."
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55. AS A SUPERHERO —
HA HA HA HA HA!
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56. I'M SORRY.
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57. WHAT DECADE ARE YOU LIVING IN?
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58. AS A LAWYER, YOU
TOOK AN OATH TO DEFEND JUSTICE.
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59. I'M NOT A LAWYER.
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60. I'M A FAILURE — F-A-I-L-Y-E-R.
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61. I THINK YOUR PROBLEM
IS YOU'RE STILL A BIT TIPSY.
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62. I'VE HAD IT WITH
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63. THE SELF-PITY!
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64. NEED I REMIND EVERYONE WHAT I
LOST THIS YEAR?
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65. GO AHEAD.
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66. YOU'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO RETRY THOSE CASES, ALL
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67. 37 OF THEM.
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68. ON YOUR FEET, ATTORNEY.
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69. I AM A LAWYER.
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70. NOW A DRUNK LAWYER, MAYBE.
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71. HIT IT!
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72. BUT I TOOK AN OATH TO
UPHOLD THE LAW, DAMN IT!
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73. I'LL TAKE THE CASE!
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74. ALL 37 OF THEM!
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75. ONE LAST TIME — "TEA"
AND "A."
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76. GET IT?
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77. WELL, WE CERTAINLY
HAVE OUR WORK CUT OUT FOR US.
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78. WE'LL BAG 'EM.
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79. YOU TRY 'EM.
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80. HEY, UM, POINT OF CLARIFICATION.
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81. BY "WE," YOU MEAN NOT INCLUDING
THE PEANUT, CORRECT?
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82. SWITCHING TO
BIRDLOCATOR!
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83. SUBJECT'S HEAD...
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84. PREPARING BIRD-ERANG.
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85. YOU HALT!
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86. THAT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL.
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87. WELL, THANK YOU.
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88. YOU BROKE THE STRAP.
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89. HA HA HA!
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90. FINAL EPISODE STUNT-CASTING.
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91. WHAT THE —
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92. REVERSING.
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93. X the Eliminator: COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!
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94. THE BOBBIN KEEPS JAMMING,
MAN.
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95. IT'S WEIRD AND — HEY, IT FIXED
ITSELF.
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96. X the Eliminator: HAND IT
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97. SO... NOW YOU ARE WEARING TWO
HOODS.
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98. X the Eliminator: I'VE GOT MY
OWN CREST.
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99. HA HA HA HA!
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100. OOH, CALLING BIRDMAN.
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101. YOU REALIZE THIS IS AN
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102. ISLAND, RIGHT?
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103. CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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104. DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, BUT
I JUST GOT THE ONE EYE.
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105. YEAH, NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE GET
THE FACT THAT WITH A SINGLE EYE,
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106. I SEE THINGS THREE FEET TO THE
LEFT OF WHERE THEY ACTUALLY ARE.
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107. NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE GET THAT.
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108. IN FACT, ONLY THREE DO... GET
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109. NOBODY ELSE.
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110. TAKE THAT LADY THERE.
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111. WHEN I SEE THAT LADY — HEY, IT
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY JUST HAD A
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112. BABY.
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113. I'VE GOT TO ALLOW FOR THE FACT
THAT SHE'S THREE FEET TO THE
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114. LEFT OF WHERE SHE APPEARS.
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115. TO ME, AT LEAST — TO BE.
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116. CONGRATULATIONS!
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117. YEAH, IT JUST MADE THE OTHER
SENSES MORE ACUTE.
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118. YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT IT DID TO
THE OLD LIBIDO.
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119. MY GOD, THE SEX I'VE HAD AND
FORCED OTHERS TO WATCH.
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120. SAY, GOT ANY MUSIC?
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121. CLASSIC ROCK'S GOOD, BUT I'LL DO
EMO.
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122. CONCENTRATE.
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123. CONCENTRATE.
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124. YOU CAN DO THIS.
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125. HEY, HA-HAS!
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126. WHO SAYS A FELLOW NEEDS THUMBS?
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127. X the Eliminator: HE'S NOT
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128. OH, WAIT.
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129. HE DOESN'T HAVE CALLER I.D.,
DOES HE?
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130. FINE.
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131. NO, NO, REALLY.
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132. THAT'S FINE.
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133. IT'S PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE
THAT HE'S MADE HIMSELF
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134. UNAVAILABLE — TO ME! — FOR
WHAT COULD BE THE MOST IMPORTANT
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135. POINT IN MY ADULT LIFE!
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136. I'M ALONE... ABANDONED.
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137. NOBODY CARES.
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138. YEAH, THAT'S ME, AN EXISTENTIAL
HULL OF BURNED-OUT "X" MEAT,
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139. SOLO.
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140. MAN.
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141. X the Eliminator: HEY, HELP
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142. I'M GONNA END THIS WHOLE
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143. UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP ONCE AND
FOR ALL.
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144. YEAH, DONE PLAYING ON THE SEESAW
BY MYSELF.
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145. AAH!
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146. MY FOOT!
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147. JUDGE!
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148. I'D LIKE TO —
RETRY ALL THE CASES,
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149. WHICH WOULD BE FAB IF I DIDN'T
HAVE A 5:30 FLIGHT TO THE
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150. CAYMANS — A "VACA-NEYMOON."
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151. COCOA BUTTER — STAT!
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152. PLEASE, YOUR HONOR, I
BEG YOU!
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153. ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT
ONE HOUR.
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154. HAVE YOU BEEN TOOTLING?
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155. SO?
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156. SO?
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157. ARE WE GONNA DO SOME
COURTROOM-ING, OR WE'RE GONNA...
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158. I'M, ER, WAITING FOR
MY CLIENT.
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159. THIRTY-SIX MINUTES
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160. AND COUNTING.
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161. HO! WHAA!
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162. ONE DOWN.
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163. GUILTY!
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164. YOUR HONOR, THIS CASE
INVOLVED A COFFEE SPILL IN MY
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165. CLIENT'S LAP.
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166. OUCH!
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167. IT WASN'T REALLY A
GUILTY/NOT GUILTY TYPE
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168. SITUATION.
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169. LOOK!
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170. IT'S A BLIZZARD.
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171. NUMBER TWO.
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172. OW, THAT "SMARTILAGE" IN THE
CARTILAGE.
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173. NYUH-NYUH-NYUH.
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174. CAN I FIND HIM
GUILTY?
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175. NO OBJECTIONS.
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176. OKAY, HERE YOU GO — "GONE
WITH THE WIND" AND, UH,
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177. "CROTCH MASTER
SIX."
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178. DIRTY PICTURES.
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179. GOTCHA!
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180. SO, YOUR HONOR, THE
MATTER BEFORE YOU IS SIMPLY —
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181. DEEP BREATH —
CAMERA STARTS ON RACE.
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182. SHOULD A CHILD'S GUARDIAN — PAN
TO APACHE — WHO SUFFERS INJURY
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183. AT THE HAND OF A COFFEE
CONGLOMERATE — WHIP-PAN TO
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184. SHAGGY/SCOOBY — BE ALLOWED TO
MISCONSTRUE FOOLISH BEHAVIOR AS
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185. A RESULT OF REVOLUTIONARY
POLITICAL BELIEFS, ALL THE WHILE
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186. FLOUTING COPYRIGHT PROTECTION,
RICO STATUTES, AND PUBLIC
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187. INDECENCY LAWS, THEREFORE
ENCOURAGING DISCRIMINATION AND
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188. NEGLIGENCE, AS WELL AS THE GREAT
STRIVES WE'VE MADE VIS-à-VIS
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189. AUTOMOBILE SAFETY AND DRUG
LEGISLATION, SECOND AMENDMENT,
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190. AND —
TWENTY-SIX.
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191. AND, UH, FIRST
AMENDMENT RIGHTS, WORKING TOWARD
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192. A POSITIVE FUTURE, OR WILL WE
DEVOLVE TO A BARBARIC PAST?
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193. SHOULD WE DUCK THESE DECISIONS
OR CONFRONT THEM, REMOVING ALL
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194. WRINKLES AND DOUBTS?
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195. SIXTEEN SECONDS.
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196. IT TAKES MERELY THE
SIMPLEST LEAP TO UNEARTH A
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197. DISTINCTION BETWEEN SAVAGE PAST
AND BARBARISM.
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198. 4... 3...
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199. THIRTY-SEVEN AND
THIRTY-EIGHT.
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200. LAWS WERE DICTATED
BY A ROLL OF THE DICE.
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201. TO THAT I SAY, "BE CAREFUL WHAT
YOU WISH FOR BECAUSE YOU JUST
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202. MIGHT GET IT!
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203. UNH-UNH.
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204. DON'T RUB THAT.
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205. I... WON'T.
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206. ARE YOU FINISHED?
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207. I THINK SO.
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208. SEE YOU IN A WEEK.
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209. YOUR HONOR!
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210. WHAT?
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211. DO YOU HAVE A RULING?
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212. OH, THAT.
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213. ALL JUDGMENTS STAND AS
PREVIOUSLY ORDERED.
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214. I DID IT.
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215. I DID IT!
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216. YOU DID IT!
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217. THIRTY-SEVEN CASES
ALL AT ONCE.
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218. MAYBE I AM A LAWYER, AFTER ALL!
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219. WELL, DON'T LOOK AT
ME.
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220. THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.
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221. I'M PICKING UP ANOTHER TARGET.
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222. I-I DIDN'T FORGET SOMEONE, DID
I?
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223. EVERYONE HARVEY BIRDMAN EVER
REPRESENTED IS STANDING IN FRONT
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224. OF US.
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225. SO WHO COULD THIS BE?
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226. ALL RIGHTY, THEN,
I'LL JUST BE GOING.
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227. TAKE TWO!
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228. OH, MY GOD, YOU
DIDN'T.
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229. YES, I DID.
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230. I DID THAT, MM-HMM.
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231. IS THERE SOMETHING
I SHOULD KNOW?
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232. MY FIRST CLIENT,
YEARS AGO.
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233. BUT HE'S NOT ON
THE LIST.
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234. HE WOULDN'T BE.
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235. I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN ABOUT HIM,
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236. TERRORS COME.
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237. HE WAS GUILTY — SO GUILTY.
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238. BUT I WAS YOUNG AND IDEALISTIC.
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239. NOT THAT YOUNG.
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240. THEY LOCKED HIM AWAY
IN A MAXIMUM-SECURITY CELL
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241. BURIED 40 STORIES UNDERGROUND.
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242. THE CASE WAS EXPUNGED FROM THE
RECORDS, FORGOTTEN BY ALL.
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243. CASE NUMBER 398567703296.
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244. 7228489273124.
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245. 483395639462!
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246. 8.
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247. WHO IS IT?
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248. NITRON.
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249. AND HE'S NOT ALONE.
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250. I GAVE HIM THE KEYS TO THE
DEATH-CON 12.
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251. HOW COULD YOU?
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252. HEY, NOBODY'S
PERFECT.
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253. THAT'S SPELLED WITH A "K."
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254. "PERFEKT" WITH A "K" AT THE END
THERE?
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255. DOES EVERYONE GET WHEN I SAID
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256. THAT?
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257. LET'S SEE HERE.
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258. OVER THIS WAY, THEN THIS WAY, A
LITTLE THERE, DOUBLE BACK.
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259. HA HA!
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260. SHARP LEFT AND BACK.
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261. THIS IS NOT GOOD.
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262. WHAT THE —
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263. OH, MY GOD,
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264. OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD,
OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD,
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265. OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD,
OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD.
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266. NITRON, A CATEGORY-5 VILLAIN.
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267. CATEGORY 5 — WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
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268. IT MEANS "UH-OH."
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269. HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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270. BIRDMAN, A CATEGORY-1 SUPERHERO.
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271. OH.
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272. WHEW.
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273. "NITRON IS KNOWN
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274. FOR HIS IMMEASURABLE STRENGTH
AND UTTER BRUTALITY.
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275. WEAKNESSES — NONE."
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276. NITRON, IT'S ME,
HARVEY, YOUR ATTORNEY.
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277. REMEMBER?
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278. "NOTE — DO NOT,
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TRY TO
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279. REASON WITH THIS VILLAIN!"
YEP, NITRON AND I ARE
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280. GONNA GO SOMEPLACE LIKE TWO
REASONABLE MEN AND REASON THIS
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281. THING OUT REASONABLY, BECAUSE
WE'RE REASONABLE LIKE THAT.
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282. LOOK AT MY NEW TRAVEL CUP, MY
FRIEND.
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283. IT'S UNBREAKABLE, AND, MOST
IMPORTANT, SPILL FREE.
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284. MY LAP!
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285. YAWN.
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286. I'LL GO ANOTHER HOUR, AND THEN
YOU CAN TAKE OVER.
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287. HEY, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT
I'M STARVING.
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288. WHERE'S THE FAST-FOOD JOINTS
WHEN YOU NEED THEM, HUH?
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289. X the Eliminator: YOU!
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290. I'LL GET YOU!
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291. STAND STILL AND PREPARE TO MEET
THY FATE IN THE HAND OF THINE
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292. MAKER.
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293. "THINE MAKER"?
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294. THAT WAS A NICE TOUCH, HUH?
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295. HEY, YOU SEE AN OUTLET ANYWHERE
AROUND HERE?
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296. HEY, REMEMBER THAT
PEP TALK I GAVE YOU A WHILE
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297. BACK?
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298. I NEED YOU TO REMEMBER THAT
BECAUSE WE NEED YOU NOW MORE
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299. THAN EVER!
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300. [ LAUGHING
HYSTERICALLY ]
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301. WAIT. YOU NEED HARVEY?
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302. WHAT'S HE GONNA DO, REFORM THEIR
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303. TORTS?
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304. WE DON'T NEED
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305. HARVEY.
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306. WE NEED... BIRDMAN!
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307. IN FACT, WE'RE GONNA NEED THE
ENTIRE BIRD TEAM FOR THIS ONE!
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308. I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
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309. I FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM.
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310. THERE'S... NO... TEA IN THE CUP!
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311. THAT'S WHY I WAS HAVING TROUBLE
DRINKING IT.
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312. WELL, THAT, AND I AIN'T GOT NO
THUMBS.
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313. FOR GOD'S SAKE, BE CAREFUL!
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314. I WARNED YOU,
MR. APE GUY.
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315. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M
PARCHED.
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316. SENTCHA!
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317. DOESN'T FEEL GREAT, DOES IT?
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318. WE'VE SEEN WHAT YOU
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319. CAN DO AGAINST INNOCENT
TOWNSPEOPLE.
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320. BUT HOW WILL YOU DO AGAINST SOME
FOLKS WHO CAN FIGHT BACK,
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321. NITRON?
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322. OH, THIS IS GOOD.
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323. THIS IS GOOD!
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324. FINALLY, HIS TIME HAS COME!
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325. I HATE HARVEY BIRD—
HAVE YOU BOUND THOSE REPORTS
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326. YET?
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327. I NEED THEM FOR A MEETING AT
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328. SUCK IT, LADY!
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329. I'M ON MY BREAK.
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330. X the Eliminator: OUTLET NOW!
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331. OH, THIS IS GOOD.
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332. THIS IS GOOD!
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333. HEY!
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334. WATCH IT, BUB.
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335. THAT'S MY LINE.
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336. BIRD TEAM?
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337. YES?
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338. SPREAD OUT.
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339. NOT SO FAST, FELLA.
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340. BIRD-ERANG!
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341. SANS BIRD.
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342. OH, NO, THE CABLE'S GIVING OUT.
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343. YOO-HOO.
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344. YOU DO REALIZE
WE'RE NOT GONNA BE KISSING.
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345. I THINK WE ALREADY
ARE.
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346. ARE THE LEEWARD ISLANDS
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347. EAST OF SCHLESWIG-HOLSTEIN OR
NORTH SOUTHWEST?
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348. I CAN NEVER REMEMBER.
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349. I DO KNOW THAT ONCE WE CROSS THE
RAPPAHANNOCK, IT'S ONLY A HOP
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350. AND A SKIP TO THE WICOMICO AND
POCOMOKE.
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351. THIS THING GETS GREAT MILEAGE,
BY THE WAY.
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352. HEY, HEY!
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353. NO, NO!
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354. DON'T GO TO YOUR GENTLE PLACE.
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355. STAY ANGRY!
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356. HUH? WHERE AM I?
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357. SEE THAT GUY THERE?
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358. REMEMBER, YOU SENT HIM THAT
THING?
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359. THAT GUY?
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360. I DIDN'T SEND HIM NOTHING.
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361. I KEEP A VERY DETAILED LIST OF
THINGS SENT AND/OR RECEIVED, AND
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362. I SPECIFICALLY REMEMBER SENDING
HIM...
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363. NOTHING.
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364. WELL, YOU DID, AND
HE GOT IT, BUT HE DIDN'T TELL
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365. YOU.
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366. WHAT?
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367. NOBODY COULD BE THAT CRUEL.
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368. OH, YEAH, HE GOT
IT.
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369. AND HE WAS LAUGHING ABOUT IT.
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370. "HEY, EVERYBODY, I GOT THAT
THING, BUT I'M NOT GONNA IN ANY
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371. WAY ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT OF IT."
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372. SENTCHA!
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373. THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO
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374. REVISE YOUR PROFILE, NITRON.
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375. WEAKNESSES? BIRDMAN.
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376. SOMETHING'S WRONG.
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377. I'M... LOSING POWER.
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378. I'VE LOST CONTACT WITH THE SUN.
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379. OH!
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380. I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER TELLING
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381. YOU I WANTED BLUE BINDINGS ON
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382. PERSONAL QUESTION, LADY.
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383. LAID RECENTLY?
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384. GUESSING NOT!
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385. CAN'T REACH MY
TANNING CREAM.
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386. UH...
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387. Oh... fading.
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388. THANK YOU, MY FRIEND.
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389. I KNEW YOU'D BE THERE FOR ME.
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390. AND NOW TO FINISH THIS!
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391. IF IT HAS TO END,
CAN IT NOT BE WITH US KISSING?
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392. IT'S NOT THEM YOU
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393. WANT, NITRON.
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394. IT'S ME.
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395. LET THEM GO, AND I PROMISE NOT
TO FIGHT YOU.
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396. CAN YOU MOVE YOUR
HAND JUST A LITTLE BIT SO
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397. IT'S — OOH, THERE WE ARE.
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398. EWW!
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399. LET THEM GO!
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400. TAKE ME.
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401. DON'T DO THIS,
BIRDMAN.
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402. YEAH, DON'T DO THIS.
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403. WE FIGHT AS A TEAM.
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404. OH, CARAMEL WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO
BE PERFORMING TODAY, WOULD SHE?
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407. YOU'RE SAFE NOW.
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408. NOO!
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410. SWORE TO UPHOLD THE TRUTH.
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411. AS A SUPERHERO, THE TRUTH IS
MINE TO UPHOLD.
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412. WAIT. WHAT?
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413. YOU'RE DOING IT!
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414. YOU'RE DOING IT.
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415. AFTER A FEW MORE
SECONDS, I'LL HAVE HIM.
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416. X the Eliminator: BIRDMAN'S
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417. DISTRACTED, AND I HAVE HIM CLEAN
IN MY SIGHTS.
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418. FINALLY!
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419. FINALLY!
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420. IT'S ALL COME TOGETHER!
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421. NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME!
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422. AAH-AAH!
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423. JUST A FEW MORE SECONDS!
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424. NOT HERE, NITRON.
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425. NOT IN MY TOWN.
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426. YOU DID IT!
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427. I DID... IT.
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428. MY LAP!
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429. FORM A LINE AND TELL ME
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430. WHO MISSED ME.
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431. DADDY?
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432. HA HA HA!
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433. STILL HOT.
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434. ANYONE ELSE?
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435. JUST STAFF ONLY.
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436. YES!
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437. HA HA HA HA!
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438. YES!
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439. YOU'VE DONE IT!
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440. PERFECT!
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441. X the Eliminator: I WAS GONNA
DO IT BEFORE OLD ONE-EYE SKIDDED
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442. OVER MY NEMESIS.
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443. "OLD ONE-EYE."
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444. YOU DO KNOW WHAT HE'S REFERRING
TO THERE, DON'T YOU?
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445. UM... YOUR ONE EYE?
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446. AHA HA.
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447. Black Vulcan: IN HIS PANTS.
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448. YAY!
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449. YOU... HAVE... DONE... IT!
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450. DONE WHAT?
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451. KILLED HARVEY BIRDMAN.
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452. KILLED?
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453. NO!
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454. HEY, THERE, NOT TOO
MUCH ATTENTION FOR THE OTHER
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455. FELLOW.
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456. GUY COULD GET JEALOUS.
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457. WHAT IS THAT?
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458. Black Vulcan: LOOKS LIKE LEAP
JUICE.
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459. NO, NO, NO.
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460. THAT'S JUST BRAKE FLU— EWW,
BIRDMAN'S BLOOD.
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461. YOU KILLED BIRDMAN!
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462. IT'S FINE.
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463. WE'LL JUST PRY THE BUS OUT,
DIG/EXCRETE HIM FROM THE IMPACT
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464. HOLE, AND SHIP HIM OFF TO SEBBEN
LABORATORIES.
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465. A NIP HERE, A HORRIFIC SCAR
THERE, AND HE'LL BE GOOD AS NEW.
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466. DADDY!
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467. NO MATTER HOW MANY
TIMES YOU SAY THAT, IT'S STILL
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468. GONNA GET ME RI— OH, MY GOD!
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469. I JUST DID THE MATH.
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470. BY DADDY, YOU DON'T MEAN BEND ME
OVER YOUR KNEE AND CALL THE FIRE
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471. DEPARTMENT BECAUSE YOU GOT A
FLAMER DOWN THERE.
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472. YOU MEAN DADDY.
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473. JUDY, DAUGHTER, IS IT YOU?
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474. YES!
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475. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
WERE TRYING TO GET IN YOUR OWN
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476. FATHER'S PANTS.
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477. NOW, THAT'S JUST SICK.
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478. AND ME HELPLESS, WITH THE ONE
EYE.
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479. AS MUCH AS I'M GLAD
YOU'RE HOME, I DON'T KNOW IF I
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480. CAN EVER FORGIVE YOU FOR —
— MOWING DOWN
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481. THE MAN WHO SAVED OUR TOWN
TODAY.
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482. ONE RETURNS, AND, JUST
AS QUICKLY, ANOTHER'S GONE.
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483. NOW COMES A TIME FOR GRIEVING.
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484. AND THEN WE MOVE ON.
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485. X the Eliminator:
DIBS ON THE CREST.
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486. WELL, EVERYONE,
EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL —
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487. EVERYTHING.
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488. X the Eliminator: HEY, WAS
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489. THAT YOUR HAND?
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490. UH, NO.
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491. IT'S MINE.
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492. HA HA HA!
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493. LAST LAUGH.
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