Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law 4x7

Lewis Black as The Deadly Duplicator (voice)

Harvey is upset when he must redo all of his cases. He soon realizes he has a much bigger problem to deal with, and he'll need Peanut and Judy's help.

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1. "HARVEY BIRDMAN, ATTORNEY AT

2. LAW"...

3. I DECLARE A DO-OVER!

4. 38 CASES?

5. YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.

6. WHOO!

7. ♪ HA!

8. WITH THE BEAK? ♪ ♪ DO YOU REALLY WANT

9. TO FEEL HIM? ♪ ♪ HARVEY ATTORNEY

10. TEENSY-TINSY TASTE FOR YOU!

11. YEAH, SHE DOES REALIZE THERE'S NO TEA IN THERE,

12. RIGHT?

13. HEY, I'D LIKE SOME "A" WITH MY "TEA."

14. GET IT?

15. "TEA" AND "A"?

16. HA HA!

17. OH, Y-YOU'VE

18. CUP.

19. YOU BETCHA, TOOTS...

20. EH, NOBODY GOT MY GAG.

21. IE.

22. MR. BIRDMAN, DON'T YOU THINK, UH...

23. YEAH, WHY YOU TALKING TO ME?

24. I NEVER TRIED YOUR CASE.

25. REMEMBER?

26. OF COURSE YOU DID.

27. CHILDREN, AND THERE WAS A MAN, A

28. TALL, GOOD-LOOKING FELLOW.

29. I'M A FAILURE TIMES 37.

30. MY LIFE IS OVER... TIMES 37.

31. DADDY!

32. PHIL.

33. OH, IT'S NOT DA— PHIL.

34. IT'S JUST SOME OLD LADY GETTING MUGGED.

35. AN OLD LADY'S GETTING MUGGED!

36. WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!

37. ONE OF THOSE 37 CASES THAT HARVEY FLUBBED...

38. HEY!

39. IS WREAKING HAVOC ON THAT HELPLESS, OLD

40. LADY.

41. WHAT TO DO?

42. WHAT TO DO?

43. STRIP TEA PARTY?

44. I KNOW!

45. "SUPERHERO SIDEKICK HANDBOOK."

46. HERE IT IS, "SUPERHERO, DEPRESSION" — PAGE 934.

47. QUESTION ONE — "HAS YOUR SUPERHERO BEEN DRINKING?"

48. THAT'D BE A YES.

49. WE NEED COFFEE!

50. GOSH, ALL WE HAVE IS THIS PRETEND TEA.

51. OH, WAIT. I KNOW!

52. OW!

53. SOBER YET?

54. "REMIND SUPERHERO OF HIS WORTH TO SOCIETY."

55. HA HA HA HA HA!

56. I'M SORRY.

57. WHAT DECADE ARE YOU LIVING IN?

58. AS A LAWYER, YOU TOOK AN OATH TO DEFEND JUSTICE.

59. I'M NOT A LAWYER.

60. I'M A FAILURE — F-A-I-L-Y-E-R.

61. IS YOU'RE STILL A BIT TIPSY.

62. I'VE HAD IT WITH

63. THE SELF-PITY!

64. LOST THIS YEAR?

65. GO AHEAD.

66. YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO RETRY THOSE CASES, ALL

67. 37 OF THEM.

68. ON YOUR FEET, ATTORNEY.

69. I AM A LAWYER.

70. NOW A DRUNK LAWYER, MAYBE.

71. HIT IT!

72. UPHOLD THE LAW, DAMN IT!

73. I'LL TAKE THE CASE!

74. ALL 37 OF THEM!

75. ONE LAST TIME — "TEA" AND "A."

76. GET IT?

77. WELL, WE CERTAINLY HAVE OUR WORK CUT OUT FOR US.

78. WE'LL BAG 'EM.

79. YOU TRY 'EM.

80. HEY, UM, POINT OF CLARIFICATION.

81. BY "WE," YOU MEAN NOT INCLUDING THE PEANUT, CORRECT?

82. BIRDLOCATOR!

83. SUBJECT'S HEAD...

84. PREPARING BIRD-ERANG.

85. YOU HALT!

86. THAT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL.

87. WELL, THANK YOU.

88. YOU BROKE THE STRAP.

89. HA HA HA!

90. FINAL EPISODE STUNT-CASTING.

91. REVERSING.

92. X the Eliminator: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!

93. THE BOBBIN KEEPS JAMMING, MAN.

94. IT'S WEIRD AND — HEY, IT FIXED ITSELF.

95. X the Eliminator: HAND IT OVER!

96. SO... NOW YOU ARE WEARING TWO HOODS.

97. X the Eliminator: I'VE GOT MY OWN CREST.

98. HA HA HA HA!

99. OOH, CALLING BIRDMAN.

100. ISLAND, RIGHT?

101. CAN'T HEAR YOU.

102. DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, BUT I JUST GOT THE ONE EYE.

103. YEAH, NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE GET THE FACT THAT WITH A SINGLE EYE,

104. LEFT OF WHERE THEY ACTUALLY ARE.

105. NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE GET THAT.

106. IN FACT, ONLY THREE DO... GET THAT.

107. NOBODY ELSE.

108. TAKE THAT LADY THERE.

109. WHEN I SEE THAT LADY — HEY, IT

110. BABY.

111. I'VE GOT TO ALLOW FOR THE FACT THAT SHE'S THREE FEET TO THE

112. LEFT OF WHERE SHE APPEARS.

113. TO ME, AT LEAST — TO BE.

114. CONGRATULATIONS!

115. YEAH, IT JUST MADE THE OTHER SENSES MORE ACUTE.

116. THE OLD LIBIDO.

117. MY GOD, THE SEX I'VE HAD AND FORCED OTHERS TO WATCH.

118. SAY, GOT ANY MUSIC?

119. CLASSIC ROCK'S GOOD, BUT I'LL DO EMO.

120. CONCENTRATE.

121. CONCENTRATE.

122. YOU CAN DO THIS.

123. HEY, HA-HAS!

124. WHO SAYS A FELLOW NEEDS THUMBS?

125. X the Eliminator: HE'S NOT ANSWERING.

126. OH, WAIT.

127. HE DOESN'T HAVE CALLER I.D., DOES HE?

128. FINE.

129. NO, NO, REALLY.

130. THAT'S FINE.

131. IT'S PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE THAT HE'S MADE HIMSELF

132. UNAVAILABLE — TO ME! — FOR

133. POINT IN MY ADULT LIFE!

134. I'M ALONE... ABANDONED.

135. NOBODY CARES.

136. YEAH, THAT'S ME, AN EXISTENTIAL HULL OF BURNED-OUT "X" MEAT,

137. SOLO.

138. MAN.

139. X the Eliminator: HEY, HELP ME PUSH THIS.

140. I'M GONNA END THIS WHOLE

141. FOR ALL.

142. YEAH, DONE PLAYING ON THE SEESAW BY MYSELF.

143. AAH!

144. MY FOOT!

145. JUDGE!

146. I'D LIKE TO — RETRY ALL THE CASES,

147. WHICH WOULD BE FAB IF I DIDN'T HAVE A 5:30 FLIGHT TO THE

148. CAYMANS — A "VACA-NEYMOON."

149. COCOA BUTTER — STAT!

150. PLEASE, YOUR HONOR, I BEG YOU!

151. ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT ONE HOUR.

152. HAVE YOU BEEN TOOTLING?

153. SO?

154. SO?

155. COURTROOM-ING, OR WE'RE GONNA...

156. I'M, ER, WAITING FOR MY CLIENT.

157. AND COUNTING.

158. HO! WHAA!

159. ONE DOWN.

160. GUILTY!

161. YOUR HONOR, THIS CASE

162. CLIENT'S LAP.

163. OUCH!

164. IT WASN'T REALLY A GUILTY/NOT GUILTY TYPE

165. SITUATION.

166. LOOK!

167. IT'S A BLIZZARD.

168. NUMBER TWO.

169. OW, THAT "SMARTILAGE" IN THE CARTILAGE.

170. NYUH-NYUH-NYUH.

171. GUILTY?

172. NO OBJECTIONS.

173. OKAY, HERE YOU GO — "GONE WITH THE WIND" AND, UH,

174. "CROTCH MASTER SIX."

175. DIRTY PICTURES.

176. GOTCHA!

177. SO, YOUR HONOR, THE

178. CAMERA STARTS ON RACE.

179. SHOULD A CHILD'S GUARDIAN — PAN

180. SHAGGY/SCOOBY — BE ALLOWED TO

181. POLITICAL BELIEFS, ALL THE WHILE

182. FLOUTING COPYRIGHT PROTECTION, RICO STATUTES, AND PUBLIC

183. INDECENCY LAWS, THEREFORE

184. NEGLIGENCE, AS WELL AS THE GREAT STRIVES WE'VE MADE VIS-à-VIS

185. LEGISLATION, SECOND AMENDMENT,

186. AND — TWENTY-SIX.

187. AND, UH, FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS, WORKING TOWARD

188. A POSITIVE FUTURE, OR WILL WE DEVOLVE TO A BARBARIC PAST?

189. OR CONFRONT THEM, REMOVING ALL

190. WRINKLES AND DOUBTS?

191. SIXTEEN SECONDS.

192. AND BARBARISM.

193. 4... 3...

194. THIRTY-EIGHT.

195. LAWS WERE DICTATED BY A ROLL OF THE DICE.

196. TO THAT I SAY, "BE CAREFUL WHAT

197. MIGHT GET IT!

198. UNH-UNH.

199. DON'T RUB THAT.

200. I... WON'T.

201. ARE YOU FINISHED?

202. I THINK SO.

203. SEE YOU IN A WEEK.

204. YOUR HONOR!

205. WHAT?

206. DO YOU HAVE A RULING?

207. OH, THAT.

208. PREVIOUSLY ORDERED.

209. I DID IT.

210. I DID IT!

211. YOU DID IT!

212. ALL AT ONCE.

213. MAYBE I AM A LAWYER, AFTER ALL!

214. WELL, DON'T LOOK AT ME.

215. THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.

216. I'M PICKING UP ANOTHER TARGET.

217. I-I DIDN'T FORGET SOMEONE, DID I?

218. OF US.

219. SO WHO COULD THIS BE?

220. ALL RIGHTY, THEN, I'LL JUST BE GOING.

221. TAKE TWO!

222. OH, MY GOD, YOU DIDN'T.

223. YES, I DID.

224. I DID THAT, MM-HMM.

225. I SHOULD KNOW?

226. MY FIRST CLIENT, YEARS AGO.

227. BUT HE'S NOT ON THE LIST.

228. HE WOULDN'T BE.

229. I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN ABOUT HIM, BUT FOR LATE AT NIGHT, WHEN THE

230. TERRORS COME.

231. HE WAS GUILTY — SO GUILTY.

232. BUT I WAS YOUNG AND IDEALISTIC.

233. NOT THAT YOUNG.

234. BURIED 40 STORIES UNDERGROUND.

235. RECORDS, FORGOTTEN BY ALL.

236. CASE NUMBER 398567703296.

237. 7228489273124.

238. 483395639462!

239. 8.

240. WHO IS IT?

241. NITRON.

242. AND HE'S NOT ALONE.

243. DEATH-CON 12.

244. HOW COULD YOU?

245. HEY, NOBODY'S PERFECT.

246. THAT'S SPELLED WITH A "K."

247. "PERFEKT" WITH A "K" AT THE END THERE?

248. THAT?

249. LET'S SEE HERE.

250. OVER THIS WAY, THEN THIS WAY, A LITTLE THERE, DOUBLE BACK.

251. HA HA!

252. SHARP LEFT AND BACK.

253. THIS IS NOT GOOD.

254. OH, MY GOD,

255. OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD,

256. OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD.

257. NITRON, A CATEGORY-5 VILLAIN.

258. CATEGORY 5 — WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

259. IT MEANS "UH-OH."

260. HOW DO YOU KNOW?

261. BIRDMAN, A CATEGORY-1 SUPERHERO.

262. OH.

263. WHEW.

264. "NITRON IS KNOWN

265. AND UTTER BRUTALITY.

266. WEAKNESSES — NONE."

267. NITRON, IT'S ME, HARVEY, YOUR ATTORNEY.

268. REMEMBER?

269. "NOTE — DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TRY TO

270. REASON WITH THIS VILLAIN!" YEP, NITRON AND I ARE

271. THING OUT REASONABLY, BECAUSE WE'RE REASONABLE LIKE THAT.

272. LOOK AT MY NEW TRAVEL CUP, MY FRIEND.

273. IT'S UNBREAKABLE, AND, MOST IMPORTANT, SPILL FREE.

274. MY LAP!

275. YAWN.

276. I'LL GO ANOTHER HOUR, AND THEN YOU CAN TAKE OVER.

277. HEY, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M STARVING.

278. WHERE'S THE FAST-FOOD JOINTS WHEN YOU NEED THEM, HUH?

279. X the Eliminator: YOU!

280. I'LL GET YOU!

281. MAKER.

282. "THINE MAKER"?

283. THAT WAS A NICE TOUCH, HUH?

284. HEY, YOU SEE AN OUTLET ANYWHERE AROUND HERE?

285. HEY, REMEMBER THAT

286. BACK?

287. THAN EVER!

288. [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ]

289. WAIT. YOU NEED HARVEY?

290. WHAT'S HE GONNA DO, REFORM THEIR

291. TORTS?

292. WE DON'T NEED

293. HARVEY.

294. WE NEED... BIRDMAN!

295. IN FACT, WE'RE GONNA NEED THE ENTIRE BIRD TEAM FOR THIS ONE!

296. I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

297. I FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM.

298. THERE'S... NO... TEA IN THE CUP!

299. THAT'S WHY I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DRINKING IT.

300. WELL, THAT, AND I AIN'T GOT NO THUMBS.

301. FOR GOD'S SAKE, BE CAREFUL!

302. I WARNED YOU, MR. APE GUY.

303. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M PARCHED.

304. SENTCHA!

305. DOESN'T FEEL GREAT, DOES IT?

306. WE'VE SEEN WHAT YOU

307. TOWNSPEOPLE.

308. FOLKS WHO CAN FIGHT BACK,

309. NITRON?

310. OH, THIS IS GOOD.

311. THIS IS GOOD!

312. FINALLY, HIS TIME HAS COME!

313. YET?

314. 3:00.

315. SUCK IT, LADY!

316. I'M ON MY BREAK.

317. X the Eliminator: OUTLET NOW!

318. OH, THIS IS GOOD.

319. THIS IS GOOD!

320. HEY!

321. WATCH IT, BUB.

322. THAT'S MY LINE.

323. BIRD TEAM?

324. YES?

325. SPREAD OUT.

326. NOT SO FAST, FELLA.

327. BIRD-ERANG!

328. SANS BIRD.

329. OH, NO, THE CABLE'S GIVING OUT.

330. YOO-HOO.

331. WE'RE NOT GONNA BE KISSING.

332. ARE.

333. NORTH SOUTHWEST?

334. I CAN NEVER REMEMBER.

335. RAPPAHANNOCK, IT'S ONLY A HOP

336. POCOMOKE.

337. THIS THING GETS GREAT MILEAGE, BY THE WAY.

338. HEY, HEY!

339. NO, NO!

340. DON'T GO TO YOUR GENTLE PLACE.

341. STAY ANGRY!

342. HUH? WHERE AM I?

343. SEE THAT GUY THERE?

344. REMEMBER, YOU SENT HIM THAT THING?

345. THAT GUY?

346. I DIDN'T SEND HIM NOTHING.

347. THINGS SENT AND/OR RECEIVED, AND

348. HIM...

349. NOTHING.

350. WELL, YOU DID, AND HE GOT IT, BUT HE DIDN'T TELL

351. YOU.

352. WHAT?

353. NOBODY COULD BE THAT CRUEL.

354. OH, YEAH, HE GOT IT.

355. AND HE WAS LAUGHING ABOUT IT.

356. "HEY, EVERYBODY, I GOT THAT THING, BUT I'M NOT GONNA IN ANY

357. WAY ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT OF IT."

358. SENTCHA!

359. THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO

360. REVISE YOUR PROFILE, NITRON.

361. WEAKNESSES? BIRDMAN.

362. SOMETHING'S WRONG.

363. I'M... LOSING POWER.

364. I'VE LOST CONTACT WITH THE SUN.

365. OH!

366. THESE REPORTS.

367. PERSONAL QUESTION, LADY.

368. LAID RECENTLY?

369. GUESSING NOT!

370. CAN'T REACH MY TANNING CREAM.

371. UH...

372. Oh... fading.

373. THANK YOU, MY FRIEND.

374. I KNEW YOU'D BE THERE FOR ME.

375. AND NOW TO FINISH THIS!

376. IF IT HAS TO END, CAN IT NOT BE WITH US KISSING?

377. IT'S NOT THEM YOU

378. WANT, NITRON.

379. IT'S ME.

380. LET THEM GO, AND I PROMISE NOT TO FIGHT YOU.

381. IT'S — OOH, THERE WE ARE.

382. EWW!

383. LET THEM GO!

384. TAKE ME.

385. DON'T DO THIS, BIRDMAN.

386. YEAH, DON'T DO THIS.

387. WE FIGHT AS A TEAM.

388. OH, CARAMEL WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE PERFORMING TODAY, WOULD SHE?

389. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

390. IT'S OKAY.

391. YOU'RE SAFE NOW.

392. NOO!

393. AS AN ATTORNEY, I

394. SWORE TO UPHOLD THE TRUTH.

395. AS A SUPERHERO, THE TRUTH IS MINE TO UPHOLD.

396. WAIT. WHAT?

397. YOU'RE DOING IT!

398. YOU'RE DOING IT.

399. SECONDS, I'LL HAVE HIM.

400. X the Eliminator: BIRDMAN'S

401. DISTRACTED, AND I HAVE HIM CLEAN IN MY SIGHTS.

402. FINALLY!

403. FINALLY!

404. IT'S ALL COME TOGETHER!

405. NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME!

406. AAH-AAH!

407. JUST A FEW MORE SECONDS!

408. NOT HERE, NITRON.

409. NOT IN MY TOWN.

410. YOU DID IT!

411. I DID... IT.

412. MY LAP!

413. WHO MISSED ME.

414. DADDY?

415. HA HA HA!

416. STILL HOT.

417. ANYONE ELSE?

418. JUST STAFF ONLY.

419. YES!

420. HA HA HA HA!

421. YES!

422. YOU'VE DONE IT!

423. PERFECT!

424. X the Eliminator: I WAS GONNA

425. OVER MY NEMESIS.

426. "OLD ONE-EYE."

427. YOU DO KNOW WHAT HE'S REFERRING TO THERE, DON'T YOU?

428. UM... YOUR ONE EYE?

429. AHA HA.

430. Black Vulcan: IN HIS PANTS.

431. YAY!

432. YOU... HAVE... DONE... IT!

433. DONE WHAT?

434. KILLED HARVEY BIRDMAN.

435. KILLED?

436. NO!

437. HEY, THERE, NOT TOO

438. FELLOW.

439. GUY COULD GET JEALOUS.

440. WHAT IS THAT?

441. Black Vulcan: LOOKS LIKE LEAP JUICE.

442. NO, NO, NO.

443. THAT'S JUST BRAKE FLU— EWW, BIRDMAN'S BLOOD.

444. YOU KILLED BIRDMAN!

445. IT'S FINE.

446. WE'LL JUST PRY THE BUS OUT, DIG/EXCRETE HIM FROM THE IMPACT

447. HOLE, AND SHIP HIM OFF TO SEBBEN LABORATORIES.

448. A NIP HERE, A HORRIFIC SCAR THERE, AND HE'LL BE GOOD AS NEW.

449. DADDY!

450. TIMES YOU SAY THAT, IT'S STILL

451. GONNA GET ME RI— OH, MY GOD!

452. I JUST DID THE MATH.

453. BY DADDY, YOU DON'T MEAN BEND ME

454. FLAMER DOWN THERE.

455. YOU MEAN DADDY.

456. JUDY, DAUGHTER, IS IT YOU?

457. YES!

458. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU

459. FATHER'S PANTS.

460. NOW, THAT'S JUST SICK.

461. AND ME HELPLESS, WITH THE ONE EYE.

462. AS MUCH AS I'M GLAD YOU'RE HOME, I DON'T KNOW IF I

463. TODAY.

464. ONE RETURNS, AND, JUST AS QUICKLY, ANOTHER'S GONE.

465. NOW COMES A TIME FOR GRIEVING.

466. AND THEN WE MOVE ON.

467. X the Eliminator: DIBS ON THE CREST.

468. WELL, EVERYONE, EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL —

469. EVERYTHING.

470. X the Eliminator: HEY, WAS

471. THAT YOUR HAND?

472. UH, NO.

473. IT'S MINE.

474. HA HA HA!

475. LAST LAUGH.