Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law 4x4

Directed by Richard Ferguson-Hull

Harvey decides to temporarily run the law firm, which leads to a full scale revolt, naturally. Armed with standard office supplies like staplers, manila envelopes and an occasional hand grenade, Sebben & Sebben employees form a massive uprising. Meanwhile, X, distraught over being ignored by Harvey, kidnaps Birdgirl to capture his attention - and his dinner plans.

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1. ON THE LAST EPISODE OF "HARVEY BIRDMAN,

2. ATTORNEY AT LAW..."

3. BEFORE I GO, I'M GONNA NEED SOMEBODY TO

4. RUN THE SHIP.

5. YES?

6. AND NOW I'D LIKE TO REWARD YOU BY—

7. YES?

8. MAKING YOU...

9. MY NEW— UH, PHIL?

10. AHEM.

11. YOU KNOW, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED WHAT THAT BUTTON

12. DOES.

13. OH, THIS ONE?

14. HOW ABOUT TRYING ANOTHER

15. BUTTON?

16. THE OVERHEAD FAN?

17. THAT ONE'S FUN.

18. OH, GOSH, I'M SORRY.

19. NOPE.

20. NOT IT.

21. NO.

22. WHAT THE— OOH, MAYBE THIS ONE.

23. UH, THANK YOU.

24. YES?

25. DO YOU MIND TELLING ME JUST WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING?

26. UH, RUNNING THE FIRM NOW THAT PHIL'S—UH, DEAD.

27. DADDY!

28. OH, I MEAN— PHIL!

29. PHIL'S 9:00 IS HERE.

30. OH, UH—SEND HIM—

31. OR HER, IN.

32. NO REASON TO ASSUME IT'S A "HE" APPOINTMENT.

33. PSH, PIG.

34. ONE MOMENT.

35. AND NOW, WE MAKE FUNERAL!

36. AH, MIA BELLA DONNA.

37. WHY YOU MAKE THE LACRIMISMATISSIMAMA?

38. WHY IS SHE CRYING?

39. PHIL!

40. AH, MR. PHIL.

41. SI, SI.

42. A GREAT LOSS FOR ALL.

43. DADDY!

44. I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO HIM AGAIN!

45. DADDY?

46. PHIL.

47. FROM THE WINDOW OF

48. THE MEN'S ROOM, WHERE I HAVE SERVED AS

49. A HUMBLE ATTENDANT SINCE THIS ONE WAS PROMOTED OVER ME

50. AND MY PROMISING CAREER WAS CUT SHORT,

51. FROM THERE, I, MYSELF, WITNESSED PHIL'S PASSING.

52. FROM THERE, I, MYSELF, WITNESSED PHIL'S PASSING.

53. FROM THERE, I, MYSELF, WITNESSED PHIL'S PASSING.

54. ALAS, NOW I CANNOT USE THESE PHOTOGRAPHS TO BLACKMAIL

55. MR. PHIL INTO GIVING ME YOUR OFFICE AND JOB,

56. SO I CAN ASSUME MY RIGHTFUL PLACE IN THE FIRM!

57. I'M NOT USING MY OFFICE ANYMORE.

58. YOU CAN HAVE IT!

59. AND MY OLD JOB!

60. OH!

61. OH, GRAZIE!

62. YOU'RE INDEED A BENEVOLENT RULER, AND I SHALL NOT

63. DISAPPOINT YOU!

64. I WILL USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO CRUSH YOU!

65. SI!

66. IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO, I WILL DESTROY YOU!

67. BUT AGAIN, I AM FOREVER INDEBTED.

68. SLASH VENGEFUL.

69. THEY'RE COMING AT YOU FROM EVERY SIDE!

70. BIRDMAN, YOU NEED MY HELP!

71. LISTEN, THANKS, BUT I CAN HANDLE IT.

72. HARVEY, YOUR NEXT MEETING

73. IS HERE.

74. GET DOWN!

75. OOF!

76. WATCH IT!

77. MARY!

78. I—I BROUGHT YOU A COFFEE.

79. THANK, UH—THANK YOU.

80. YES.

81. WELL.

82. MARY, AS YOU KNOW, PHIL'S LAST WISH WAS THAT I RUN THE FIRM.

83. POOR PHIL.

84. POOR DADDY!

85. STOP IT!

86. ANYWAY, I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH THE THINGS THAT HE, AND NOT I,

87. INTENDED TO DO.

88. I'D DO THE EXACT SAME THING!

89. UNLESS IT MEANT, LIKE, FIRING SOMEONE OR SOMETHING.

90. HAH!

91. HA HA HA!

92. WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING, SEE, BECAUSE BEFORE PHIL WALKED

93. OUT OF HERE AND GOT HIT BY THE BUS—

94. MY NEW— WELL, HE COMPLETED YOUR

95. REVIEW.

96. I'M HONORED!

97. IT SAYS RIGHT HERE YOU GOTTA FIRE HER.

98. IS MY RAISE AS GOOD AS LAST YEAR'S?

99. 2%!

100. HA HA.

101. WELL.

102. LITTLE SHORT OF SNACKING MATERIAL DOWN HERE!

103. I'M FAMISHED.

104. A RAISE?

105. UM, WELL— FIRE HER!

106. DO IT!

107. YEAH.

108. YOU SEE, I HAD TO GIVE UP MY OTHER JOB SO I COULD TAKE CARE

109. OF MY MOTHER.

110. AND THEN THERE'S THE LUNCH MONEY THAT I'VE BEEN SENDING TO

111. THE AFRICAN SCHOOLCHILDREN...

112. SO, HOW MUCH IS MY RAISE?

113. 20%!

114. NOTHING!

115. IN FACT, YOU'RE FIRED!

116. KA-DOWNSIZED!

117. YOU SPEND 5 HOURS A DAY GOOGLING PICTURES OF KITTENS IN

118. RAIN BOOTS!

119. OUT!

120. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!

121. AND THE SCHOOL KIDS!

122. IT WAS PHIL!

123. HOW DARE YOU BLAME A DEAD MAN, YOU BASTARD!

124. HE'S DEAD, I TELL YA!

125. DADDY!

126. WELL, ONLY 19 MORE PEOPLE

127. PHIL WANTED FIRED.

128. MR.--SLIGHT RETCH— BIRDMAN'S OFFICE.

129. HI, DEBBIE, IT'S ME.

130. PUT ME THROUGH, PLEASE.

131. HELLO?

132. IT'S "X."

133. AH, X THE ELIMINATOR?

134. YEAH, I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO HARVEY IF I COULD, PLEASE.

135. NO, HE'S BOOKED THROUGH DECEMBER.

136. TRY BACK NEXT YEAR.

137. LOOK!

138. I NEED TO TALK TO HIM, OK?

139. IT'S REGARDING TONIGHT'S MENU!

140. I DON'T HAVE HIM DOWN FOR DINNER TONIGHT—

141. I, UH, DIDN'T INVITE HIM YET.

142. I UNDERSTAND.

143. SHORT NOTICE.

144. I HATE HIM!

145. UM, WELL?

146. HE'S NOT COMING!

147. I'M A WORK WIDOW!

148. I'M ALL BY MYSELF!

149. A SAD, LITTLE MAN, ALL ALONE IN THE WORLD.

150. AHEM.

151. I KNOW!

152. WE'LL GO ASK IN PERSON!

153. YEAH, HI— I TOLD YOU, HE'S BUSY.

154. LOOK, I KNOW HE CAN'T— COME TO DINNER TONIGHT!

155. I'M PLANNING THE MENU FOR WHEN HE CAN COME!

156. AND I NEED TO KNOW IF HE'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT!

157. YOU KNOW, WE NEED TO DO

158. SOMETHING BIGGER, HERE.

159. TO GET HIS ATTENTION SOMEHOW.

160. BUT WHAT?

161. WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?

162. OH!

163. I KNOW!

164. WE'RE GONNA KIDNAP BIRDGIRL, BRING HER TO MY PLACE,

165. AND THAT WAY, HARVEY WILL HAVE TO COME OVER!

166. HA HA HA!

167. LET'S PRACTICE.

168. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?

169. COME ON, I'M PUTTING ON A MASK.

170. BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE A MASK.

171. IT'S A VERY NICE RED ONE, MAN.

172. YOU DON'T NEED TO WEAR ANOTHER MASK.

173. YES I DO.

174. EVERYONE RECOGNIZES ME IN THIS MASK, SO I HAVE TO WEAR A MASK

175. OVER MY MASK.

176. NOW, HERE, I GOT YOU ONE, TOO.

177. IF EVERYONE RECOGNIZES US ALREADY IN OUR DISGUISES, MAN,

178. WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER JUST TO TAKE OFF THE ONE MASK WE ALREADY

179. HAVE ON?

180. AND KIDNAP HER WITH NO MASKS?

181. BECAUSE NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN OUR FACES, SO THEY WOULDN'T

182. RECOGNIZE US.

183. AND THEN AFTER WE'RE DONE, WE JUST PUT OUR ONE MASKS

184. BACK ON, AND NEVER SHOW OUR FACES AGAIN, AND THEN NO ONE

185. WOULD EVER RECOGNIZE US.

186. INSTEAD OF WEARING 2 MASKS.

187. JUST PUT IT ON!

188. OK, LET'S PRACTICE.

189. SCANNING FOR A SUITABLE PROXY.

190. AND THERE WE GO!

191. HOW DO WE GET HER INTO YOUR HOUSE?

192. WE DIDN'T BRING A CAR.

193. HEY-OH!

194. IT'S OLD HATCHET HARV!

195. LITTLE RUMOR GOIN' AROUND YOU WERE BROUGHT IN FROM THE OUTSIDE

196. TO CLEAN HOUSE.

197. PEANUT'S SAFE, RIGHT?

198. 2 THINGS: I'M GOING TO LUNCH,

199. AND THE OFFICE HAS DEGRADED INTO SECTARIAN VIOLENCE.

200. UH, EVERY—EVERYBODY!

201. CAN WE JUST STOP WASTING STAPLES?

202. HEY, EVERYONE, JUST PUT DOWN YOUR OFFICE SUPPLIES.

203. I PROMISE I'LL STOP FIRING PEOPLE.

204. HE LIVES!

205. PHIL'S BACK!

206. PHIL'S BACK!

207. STEPHEN'S BACK!

208. OUR PHIL WHO'S BACK FROM THE DEAD

209. THE LAW FIRM PHIL, THE LAW FIRM

210. I WON'T BELIEVE IT UNTIL I

211. SIDES!

212. ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING HIS PANTS.

213. MASTER!

214. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW TOUCHED I AM.

215. WAIT!

216. YOU'RE NOT PHIL!

217. HA HA, I'M NOT PHIL.

218. I'M HIS TWIN BROTHER BILL, AND I'M THE EXECUTOR OF

219. PHIL'S WILL.

220. AHEM.

221. "I, PHIL KEN SEBBEN, BEING OF SOUND—"

222. HELLO?

223. OH, I GUESS NOW YOU'RE GONNA TAKE MY CALL!

224. WHO'S THIS?

225. JUST A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO'S KIDNAPPED A CERTAIN GIRL

226. SOMEONE WITH FAKE WINGS.

227. OH, YOU KIDNAPPED BIRDGIRL.

228. YEP!

229. AND IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER ALIVE AGAIN, YOU'LL HAVE TO COME OVER

230. HERE TO RESCUE HER.

231. OH, AND WHILE YOU'RE HERE, YOU CAN STAY FOR DINNER.

232. BWAH, HA HA HA HA!

233. OH, AND WE MADE CRAB CAKES.

234. AND FINALLY, CONTROL AND OWNERSHIP OF THE LAW FIRM GOES

235. TO MY BELOVED DAUGHTER JUDY.

236. AND THE WHIP—SHE GETS THAT, TOO.

237. HOORAY!

238. WAHOO!

239. WHO'S JUDY?

240. JUDY'S TAKING OVER THE JOB!

241. YES!

242. WAIT.

243. JUDY!

244. BIRDMAN SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE

245. HOURS AGO!

246. WHERE IS HE?

247. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR BAG?

248. CAN I SEE WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG!

249. I MIGHT BE ABLE TO USE WHAT'S IN HERE TO HELP US ESCAPE!

250. LET'S SEE.

251. TISSUES, YARN, "READER'S DIGEST," WAIT—

252. IS THAT C4?

253. NOW I'LL JUST CONSULT MY SUPERHERO SIDEKICK HANDBOOK.

254. CREATE A DIVERSION, BLOW THE WINDOW OPEN, JUMP OUT,

255. GOT IT!

256. BIRDTEAM IS GO!

257. WELL, I GUESS I'M YOUR

258. BOSS NOW.

259. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

260. I HAVE TO WALK YOUR STANDARD POODLES?

261. NO!

262. IT MEANS THAT SINCE I'M YOUR BOSS, AND YOUR SUPER SECRET

263. SIDEKICK, YOU CAN NO LONGER KNOW MY SECRET IDENTITY.

264. I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

265. IT'S A CONFLICT!

266. I... DON'T GET IT.

267. I WENT OVER IT WITH H.R.

268. I HAVE TO ERASE YOUR MEMORY WITH MY—

269. BIRDGIRL MEM-ERASE!

270. HOLD STILL.

271. AAGH!

272. MY EYES!

273. SORRY, THAT WAS PEPPER SPRAY.

274. SINGLE GIRL, BIG CITY, CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.

275. HERE IT IS!

276. AAGH!

277. MY EYES!

278. WHAT HAPPENED?

279. I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING FROM SPECIFICALLY THE PAST

280. COUPLE DAYS.

281. OH, BERGMAN, THANK YOU FOR

282. YOUR OFFICE.

283. I HAVE PUT YOUR—WRETCH—THINGS IN THIS BOX FOR YOU.

284. OY.

285. [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

286. —www.ncicap.org—] YOU SURE HE WANTED COMPACTED

287. AND NOT CREMATED?

288. SMALLER!