Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law 4x3

Directed by Richard Ferguson-Hull

Peter Potamus takes over Sebben & Sebben in Phil's absence. Reducto babysits Peanut on his birthday. Birdgirl/Judy is searching for her father Phil. Birdman goes to his highschool reunion.

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1. THIS FOR THE LUNCHEON, THIS FOR THE CLASS PICTURE, AND I WAS

2. THINKING THIS FOR THE MIXER.

3. WHERE'S HE GOING AGAIN?

4. MY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION.

5. NO TAFFETA?

6. TAFFETA!

7. DAMN IT!

8. WELL, THAT SHOULD DO IT.

9. SEE YOU ON MONDAY.

10. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

11. YOU NEED A BABYSITTER.

12. OH, WHO OWES ME?

13. WHO OWES ME?

14. ALL RIGHT, EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS IN THE BINDER.

15. OH, DON'T FORGET SOCCER PRACTICE.

16. IT'S OUR TURN TO BRING CUPCAKES.

17. BIRDMAN, GET IN HERE.

18. SIGH.

19. BIRDMAN, BIG NEWS.

20. BIG NEW—WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

21. HIGH SCHOOL REUNION.

22. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

23. BIG NEWS—WAIT.

24. ALREADY SAID THAT.

25. WALK WITH ME.

26. SO I GOT THIS TREMENDOUS OPPORTUNITY—MY OWN LAW FIRM.

27. MIGHT PUT MY NAME IN THE TITLE.

28. GET A BIG S-SHAPED DESK.

29. GREAT FOR INTERVIEWS.

30. A SPIN-OFF, IF YOU WILL.

31. BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE A LAW FIRM.

32. THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOU, BIRDMAN—SHORT-SIGHTED.

33. GOT TO THINK BIG.

34. SO... YOU'RE LEAVING US?

35. I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.

36. I'LL JUST BE EXTEMELY BUSY ON THE NEW SHOW—UH, FIRM.

37. BUT I'LL BE POPPING BY OCCASIONALLY.

38. THINK OF ME AS A CONTRIBUTOR, A SENIOR CORRESPONDENT...

39. IN LAW.

40. BEFORE I GO, I'M GONNA NEED SOMEBODY TO RUN THE SHIP,

41. A NEW CAPTAIN.

42. YES?

43. HARVEY, YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR ME THROUGH THICK AND—

44. CHUNKY.

45. AND NOW I'D LIKE TO REWARD YOU BY—

46. YES?

47. MAKING YOU MY NEW— UH, PHIL?

48. HE'S GONE.

49. NOW COMES THE TIME FOR GRIEVING.

50. AND THEN WE MOVE ON.

51. WHO'S THE CAT WITH THE BEAK?

52. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO FEEL HIM?

53. HARVEY ATTORNEY HABEAS CORPUS

54. MARVEY ATTORNEY!

55. AH, THE SWEET SMELL OF VACUUM.

56. A VACUUM OF POWER.

57. DEBBIE, GET ME McQUILKEN.

58. DADDY?

59. I LOVE THIS JOB.

60. WHERE'S DADDY?

61. UH, HE WENT ON A... UH...

62. VACA... NEYMOON.

63. VACANEYMOON?

64. WITH AUNT PHYLLIS?

65. HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT— THEY ELOPED.

66. SILLY KIDS.

67. BUT ELOPEMENT'S FOR THE WEDDING, NOT THE VACANEYMOON.

68. BE HAPPY FOR THEM.

69. IT'S A JOYOUS TIME.

70. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY'RE STAYING?

71. I NEED HIM TO SIGN THIS— BLECH!--SEX-ED PERMISSION FORM

72. FOR MY COMMUNITY COLLEGE HEALTH CLASS.

73. HE JUST SAID "COCOA BUTTER," AND LIKE THAT, HE WAS GONE.

74. HA HA HA!

75. NOT HERE, LITERALLY.

76. BOOZE, BROADS, A STATUE.

77. JUST LIKE COLLEGE, HUH?

78. YEAH.

79. ONLY THING THAT'D MAKE IT BETTER IS HAVING YOU AROUND, BUT, HEY,

80. YOU'RE IN SALES.

81. YOU MANUFACTURE JUNK IN THE FAR EAST AND MARKET IT AS JUNK FROM

82. THE FAAAAAAR EAST.

83. I'D HIRE YOU RIGHT NOW, BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO INSULT YOU.

84. GO AHEAD, INSULT ME.

85. YOU, UH, YOU WANT A JOB?

86. IT'D BE LAUGHS.

87. EVERYONE GET IN HERE!

88. GANG, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR NEWEST HIRE, CUBBY

89. McQUILKEN.

90. HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE THE POWER TO HIRE PEOPLE.

91. WANT TO BET?

92. HEY, HA-HA, YOU'RE HIRED!

93. HA HA!

94. SAD.

95. GAH!

96. THE RACE WAR!

97. IT'S STARTED.

98. BACK OFF!

99. HI, I'M BORED.

100. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

101. FOR PETE'S SAKE, IT'S...

102. THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND CERTAINLY WELL PAST YOUR

103. BEDTIME.

104. THIS IS THE TREATMENT I GET ON MY BIRTHDAY.

105. BIRTHDAY?

106. COMES ONCE A YEAR.

107. PROVE IT.

108. HOW?

109. DRIVER'S LICENSE.

110. IF I HAD A DRIVER'S LICENSE, WOULD I NEED A BABYSITTER?

111. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR

112. BIRTHDAY?

113. SLEEPOVER!

114. YAY!

115. I'M GONNA HAVE A SLEEPOVER!

116. HMM, I'LL CALL JENNA AND JAYNA AND JANNA AND—OOH, JENYA.

117. HARVEY BIRDMAN?

118. UH, YES...

119. TEDDY.

120. YOU REMEMBER THIS LADY?

121. MARY VOLCANUS.

122. YOU TWO DATED IN HIGH SCHOOL.

123. WELL, NOT DATED.

124. WENT TO DANCES—FROSH PROM, JUNIOR PROM.

125. SENIOR MIXER.

126. I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.

127. LOOK, NO TWEAKING, NO ADJUSTING, NO SCHMUTZING, NO

128. SMUDGING, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, NO BREAKING.

129. SIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS ROOM AND DO NOT MOVE FROM THE MIDDLE

130. OF THIS ROOM.

131. OH, AND HAVE FUN.

132. WELCOME TO PEANUT CHEZ

133. L'BABY OL—OH.

134. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG!

135. GOSH, WHAT COULD THAT BE?

136. OH, HO HO HO, YEAH!

137. YOU WEREN'T INVITED.

138. THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT YOUR LITTLE FRIEND.

139. JENNA?

140. JAYNA?

141. JA MO BE THERE?

142. ATTENTION, EMPLOYEES.

143. THIS IS PETER POTAMUS, YOUR CEO PRO TEMPORARY.

144. THERE'S CHANGES ASTUMP.

145. PERHAPS YOU NOTICED.

146. I HAVE JUST CONCLUDED AN EXHAUSTIVE STUDY OF THE STATE OF

147. THE FIRM, AND MY RESEARCH INDICATES THAT INCOME...

148. INCOME HAS BEEN STEADILY TRENDING DOWN.

149. SO, AS OF TODAY, WE'LL BE

150. TRANSITIONING FROM THE PRACTICE OF LAW TO THE PRACTICE OF

151. SELLING STUFF, CUB-AMUS STUFF.

152. TO EXPLAIN IT BETTER, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE OUR VICE PRESIDENT

153. OF STRATEGIC TARGETING AND COLLATERAL DAMAGE, CUBBY

154. McQUILKEN.

155. GO AHEAD.

156. HEY-DEE-HO-DEAH!

157. MY NAME IS McQUILKEN, SO I'LL KEEP IT McQUICKLIKE.

158. HEH HEH HEH!

159. I DON'T KNOW A BUNCH ABOUT LAW.

160. I AM A SALESMAN, BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU

161. USE MY PRODUCTS, LIKE THE McSPILLKEN WONDER MOP...

162. IT DUSTS AND BUFFS.

163. THE McQUILLPEN...

164. IT WRITES.

165. AND MY LATEST, CHOKLIT McQUILKEN, THE WONDER LOW-FAT

166. CO-CO-A.

167. BIG WITH BULIMICS.

168. SALES IS MY LIFE.

169. SALES BOUGHT ME THAT HOT TUB FILLED WITH CASH, CASH!

170. SERIOUSLY, IT'S FILLED WITH CASH, WET CASH.

171. AND IF EVERYBODY PLAYS BALL, THAT'LL SIMPLY MAKE ME RICHER.

172. HE DOESN'T NEED THIS JOB.

173. JUST REMEMBER MY BUSINESS PLAY IT FOR LAUGHS.

174. McQUILKEN OUT!

175. YOU STILL A SUPERHERO?

176. NO, I'M A LAWYER NOW PRETTY MUCH.

177. OH.

178. YEAH.

179. YOU?

180. NO, TV's PRETTY MUCH MY LIFE.

181. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I DIED?

182. THAT'S ENOUGH.

183. TIME FOR PARTY GAMES.

184. SPIN THE BOTTLE...

185. EWW.

186. MEETS 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN.

187. WHAT'S THAT?

188. YOU, ME, CLOSET, MAGIC.

189. YOU REALIZE THERE'S

190. ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE WE'LL BE KISSING, RIGHT?

191. YEAH, DUH, OF COURSE.

192. YOU'RE LIKE MY SISTER...

193. WHICH, GIVEN A LITTLE THOUGHT,

194. COULD BE A VERY HOT CONCEPT.

195. YOU'VE REACHED CUB-AMUS INDUSTRIES.

196. WE'RE OUT PLAYING IT FOR LAUGHS!

197. HA HA!

198. THERE'S SOMETHING'S WRONG

199. BACK AT THE OFFICE.

200. DADDY'S—MR. SEBBEN'S NOT ANSWERING HIS PHONE.

201. WE'VE GOT TO ASSEMBLE THE BIRDTEAM AND GET TO THE BOTTOM

202. OF THIS.

203. HOW DARE YOU!

204. I LEAVE THE ROOM TO LOOK FOR MY UNO DECK, AND YOU TWO END UP

205. BUMPING UGLIES ON THE FLOOR LIKE ANIMALS.

206. OUT!

207. THAT'S RIGHT.

208. THE ORGY'S OVER, AND TO BED WITH YOU, CALIGULA.

209. YOU'VE GOT SUZUKI VIOLIN AND FENCING IN THE MORNING.

210. BIRDTEAM IS GO.

211. I SUPPOSE A BEDTIME STORY IS OUT OF THE QUESTION?

212. UH, HELLO?

213. DON'T YOU SEE THE BIRD SIGNAL?

214. BIRD SIGNAL?

215. WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING A SIGNAL IF NOBODY'S GONNA PAY

216. ATTENTION?

217. YOU CAN PARK THAT RIGHT HERE.

218. HAVE YOU SEEN DADDY?

219. I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG.

220. WAIT.

221. NOBODY'S TOLD YOU?

222. SEE YOU IN 20 YEARS!

223. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

224. GETTING MARBLE-IZED.

225. WHAT'S HE DOING?

226. UH, FONDLING PHIL'S COLLECTION OF COMMEMORATIVE EYE

227. PATCHES.

228. OUT!

229. YOU CAN'T ORDER US OUT!

230. WE'RE THE BOSS OF YOU— BIRD-A-RANG!

231. THAT FEELS NOT GOOD.

232. YES?

233. I'M HERE.

234. WHERE ARE YOU?

235. I'M HERE.

236. WAIT.

237. ARE YOU IN THE BOOKSTORE?

238. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO WHERE THE BEACON ENDS.

239. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COME BACK HERE!

240. OH.

241. WHAT'S GOING ON?

242. CUB-AMUS?

243. BIRDMAN, CUBBY McQUILKEN— RUNNING BUDDY AND BUSINESS

244. PARTNER.

245. PHIL'S DEAD 10 MINUTES AND—

246. YOU TAKE HIS NAME OFF THE FIRM?

247. YES, PHIL'S DEAD.

248. DEAD, I TELL YOU!

249. BUT IT'S WHAT DEAD PHIL WOULD HAVE WANTED.

250. DEAD?

251. PHIL—DADDY—IS DEAD?

252. WHO'S PHIL?

253. I'M SORRY, JUDY.

254. SHH!

255. OH, OH, SORRY, BIRDGIRL.

256. I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU EARLIER, BUT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IN

257. PERSON.

258. I UNDERSTAND.

259. I DON'T REALLY, BUT LET'S JUST GO WITH THAT.

260. TELL ME, CAN YOU, UH, LET JUDY KNOW?

261. I'LL BE SURE TO TELL HER.

262. NOW, BEFORE I LEFT, PHIL WAS ABOUT TO PUT ME IN CHARGE, AND

263. THAT BEING HIS LAST WISH, I THINK I'LL JUST ABIDE BY IT.

264. HERE.

265. I WASH MY HANDS OF THIS FILTHY BEAST.

266. IF YOU COULD SEE WHAT HE DID TO MY TOILE COVERLET!

267. AAAH!

268. WELL, EVERYBODY, I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY THAT IN SOME WAY, WE

269. ALL CARRY A PIECE OF PHIL DEEP, DEEP INSIDE US.

270. AAAH!

271. AAAH-AAAH-AAAH-AAAH-AAAH- AAAH!

272. BACK OFF.

273. [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE