Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law 3x8

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Animal Rights activists break into Peebles' store to free Magilla and later sue him as well. Phil, Potamus and his nephews go on a fishing trip.

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1. WELL...

2. GUESS THAT'S ENOUGH OF THE MONKEY BUSINESS FOR ONE DAY.

3. GOOD NIGHT.

4. OH, GOODY!

5. SOMEONE'S FINALLY HERE TO BUY ME.

6. YOUR IMPRISONMENT IS OVER.

7. THE PEOPLE'S ANIMAL FREEDOM FRONT IS HERE TO FREE YOU.

8. I'VE HEARD OF A FREE LUNCH, BUT A FREE GORILLA?

9. ANIMAL BROTHERS, TASTE FREEDOM!

10. RUN!

11. OOH.

12. MR. PEEBLES ISN'T GONNA LIKE THIS.

13. YOU CAN'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT THE AUTHORITIES THINK, MAN.

14. THE COPS!

15. LET'S SPLIT!

16. SPLIT, AS IN BANANA SPLIT?

17. PUNCH IT!

18. HARVEY ATTORNEY HABEAS CORPUS

19. MARVEY ATTORNEY HARVEY BIRDMAN

20. ATTORNEY AT LAW ♪

21. AW!

22. AVENGER, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS.

23. AREN'T ANIMALS CUTE?

24. HAVE A FUZZY...

25. WUZZY DAY...

26. JUST BECUZZY.

27. HA HA HA.

28. TOO MUCH!

29. OW!

30. NICE RELEASE!

31. OW! OW! OW!

32. YOU GOTTA PLAY HIM IN.

33. THAT'S RIGHT.

34. THERE YOU ARE, LITTLE FELLOW.

35. BACK YOU GO.

36. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

37. GETTING READY FOR THE EMPLOYEE RETREAT.

38. EMPLOYEE RETREAT?

39. UH...

40. HMM.

41. I DON'T SEEM TO HAVE THAT ON HERE.

42. OF COURSE YOU DON'T.

43. IT'S JUST ME AND THE HIPPO.

44. HIS MORALE'S BEEN LOW.

45. MOPEY, MOPEY HIPPO.

46. I'M AN EMPLOYEE, AREN'T I?

47. YEAH, BUT WE'RE GOING IN THE TWO-SEATER, NO ROOM.

48. UNCLE PETER!

49. STEWIE, FOOEY, AND SPEWIE!

50. AND WE'RE TAKING THE HIPPO'S NEPHEWS.

51. TEACH THEM TO HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH NATURE.

52. WHAT'S THIS?

53. WHAT'S THIS?

54. WHAT'S THIS?

55. ROD, REEL, SHOTGUN.

56. YOU'RE GOING FISHING WITH A SHOTGUN?

57. AND DYNAMITE.

58. DYNAMITE?

59. YOU EVER STARTLE A MAMMA BASS WITH HER CUBS?

60. I DON'T THINK SO.

61. FISH ARE VICIOUS.

62. PLUS, I HATE TOUCHING WORMS.

63. ALL RIGHT, LET'S HEAD OUT!

64. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S NOT TAKING ME.

65. YEAH, WELL, YOU HAVE A CLIENT ANYWAY.

66. I DO?

67. ALL THESE YEARS, I WANTED HIM

68. GONE, AND NOW I MISS HIM SO MUCH!

69. MISS WHO?

70. MA—MA...

71. MAGILLA!

72. MAGILLA?

73. MAGILLA'S MY GORILLA.

74. I OWN A PET STORE, YOU SEE, AND...

75. THEY STOLE HIM!

76. APE-NAPPING.

77. HEARD OF THIS.

78. MONTEL.

79. THERE, THERE, LITTLE GUY.

80. IT'S...

81. IT'S ALL GONNA BE OK.

82. WHAT'S THIS?

83. IT CAME IN THE MAIL THIS MORNING.

84. HMM.

85. PROBABLY FROM THE APE-NAPPERS.

86. DEMAND FOR RANSOM.

87. BY ORDERING THIS VIDEO, YOU'VE TAKEN THE FIRST STEP.

88. NOW LET'S SEE IF TRIBONIN IS RIGHT FOR YOU.

89. ERECTIONS LASTING MORE THAN A WEEK SHOULD BE DOCUMENTED—

90. I GOT TWO IN THE MAIL THE SAME DAY—

91. TOTALLY UNSOLICITED.

92. TRY THIS ONE.

93. THIS IS A COMMUNIQUE FROM THE PEOPLE'S ANIMAL FREEDOM FRONT.

94. WHODDY DOODY, DOODY, FELLOWS.

95. WE HOLD YOU ACCOUNTABLE FOR YOUR UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT OF

96. ANIMALS, AND CHARGE YOU— SORRY.

97. NO CHARGE!

98. CASH ONLY.

99. SHUT UP!

100. YES, SIR, MR. ANARCHIST.

101. WE'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!

102. ANIMAL FREEDOM NOW!

103. WHAT DO WE DO, MR. BIRDMAN?

104. HUH?

105. OH!

106. I'LL TAKE THE CASE!

107. AH, NATURE.

108. RELAXING, ISN'T IT?

109. HUH?

110. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

111. RIGHT.

112. SO...

113. I'D LIKE US TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY FOR ME TO GET TO

114. KNOW ME BETTER.

115. PULL OUT A PICKAXE AND DIG DOWN INTO THE OLD PHIL KEN SEBBEN

116. TRUST TUNNEL.

117. YOU SEE, A PROFESSIONAL

118. RELATIONSHIP IS BUILT ON TRUST— BEING THERE FOR THE OTHER GUY

119. WHEN HE NEEDS IT MOST.

120. KNOWING WHEN TO REACH OUT AND SAY, "HERE, EMPLOYEE,

121. LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT."

122. MR. PHIL, MR. PHIL!

123. UNCLE PETE IS— SHH.

124. YOU'LL SCARE THEM AWAY.

125. HEY, A SUNFISH!

126. HMM.

127. AVENGER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE—

128. IS THAT MY EXECUTIVE BALL CLICKER?

129. CAW-CAW!

130. AND MY DESK?

131. ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN KEEP THOSE, BUT I'M GONNA NEED TO BORROW

132. THAT STAPLER FOR A MINUTE.

133. STOP IT!

134. NO, NO!

135. BOO!

136. MONSTER!

137. IT'S OK!

138. HE'S MY EAGLE!

139. YOU DON'T OWN HIM!

140. YEAH, YOU DON'T OWN HIM!

141. OOF!

142. AAT—TAB—AAB— PUBB PUBB TA DAAP!

143. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, CHILD?

144. SOME EXOTIC CREATURE COULD COME ALONG, TRY TO EAT THAT,

145. CHOKE ON IT, AND DIE.

146. REMEMBER, LEAVE NO TRACE BEHIND.

147. NO BEER FOR YOU.

148. THAT'S MAN JUICE.

149. NOW, WHO WANTS TO PUMP MY 12-GAUGE?

150. WE'LL FIND YOUR GORILLA, MR. PEEBLES.

151. IF WE COULD JUST GET ANYTHING— A CLUE OF SOME SORT FROM THIS

152. FOOTAGE.

153. A PLACE NAME.

154. SOMETHING TO GIVE US A HINT.

155. 324 MARIGOLD LANE?

156. OH, WELL.

157. CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T TRY.

158. LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON CABLE.

159. OUTSIDE THE LAW OFFICES OF SEBBEN AND SEBBEN WHERE

160. APPARENTLY AN EMPLOYEE OF THE FIRM DEMOLISHED THE NEST

161. BELONGING TO A LARGE BIRD OF PREY DUBBED BY ONLOOKERS

162. AS LEGAL EAGLE.

163. OH, MY GOD!

164. A MAN—NO, A WOMAN HAS JUST PULLED A GUN FROM HER BAG,

165. AND SHE'S THREATENING TO— WELL, SURELY THESE PEOPLE

166. WILL WANT TO HEAR MY SIDE OF THE STORY—

167. MAGILLA, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE.

168. SPEAK YOUR MIND, MY FRIEND.

169. HEE HEE!

170. DON'T MIND IF I DO.

171. BOO!

172. THANKEE.

173. I ALWAYS THOUGHT I HAD STAR APPEAL.

174. THANKS, FELLAS.

175. I REALLY APE-PRECIATE IT!

176. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, MY CLIENT,

177. MELVIN PEEBLES— BADASS...

178. A SMALL PET SHOP OWNER WAS VICTIMIZED...

179. BY A GROUP OF ECOLOGICAL DO-GOODERS.

180. A GROUP WHO, WHILE THINKING THEY HAD THE ANIMAL'S BEST INTERESTS

181. IN MIND, MAY HAVE ACTUALLY DONE HIM MORE HARM BY SEPARATING HIM

182. FROM HIS CAREGIVER.

183. YOUR HONOR, I'D LIKE TO CALL GENE WINKLEMAN TO THE STAND.

184. MR. WINKLEMAN— HARVEST IS FINE.

185. RIGHT.

186. YEAH.

187. SO, HARVEST...

188. PLEASE TELL THE COURT WHAT LED YOU TO BREAK—

189. OW!

190. OOF!

191. INTO MY CLIENT'S PET STORE AND ROB HIM OF HIS LIVELIHOOD?

192. WE BELIEVE THAT QUOTE ANIMALS END QUOTE ARE NOT OURS TO USE

193. FOR QUOTE ENTERTAINMENT END QUOTE.

194. THEY DESERVE CONSIDERATION WHETHER OR NOT THEY'RE QUOTE

195. CUTE UNQUOTE, OR QUOTE USEFUL TO HUMANS END QUOTE.

196. THANK YOU.

197. SO, WHERE IS MAGILLA, THE APE YOU WANTONLY STOLE FROM

198. PEEBLES' PET SHOP?

199. YOU SAY STOLE, WE SAY FREED!

200. CAN YOU GIVE US HIS EXACT WHEREABOUTS?

201. UH, EXCUSE ME!

202. HIS WHEREABOUTS IS THE PLANET EARTH, MAN.

203. I MEAN, WE ARE ALL IN HIS WHEREABOUTS.

204. YEAH!

205. RIGHT ON!

206. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE IS, DO YOU?

207. NO.

208. YEAH!

209. RIGHT ON!

210. THE RABBIT COMES OUT OF THE HOLE, GOES AROUND THE TREE,

211. SEES A LADY RABBIT, AND INVITES HER BACK TO THE

212. WARREN, BUT THEN REMEMBERS THAT HE'S MARRIED, SO HE TAKES A

213. DETOUR TO THAT LITTLE MOTEL OUT OFF THE INTERSTATE.

214. WHAT ELSE CAN YOU TEACH US, MR. PHIL?

215. OH, I DON'T KNOW.

216. HOW 'BOUT FIRST AID?

217. YAY!

218. YAY!

219. ALL RIGHT.

220. CHOKING.

221. OK, WHICH OF YOU CAN PRETEND TO BE CHOKING FOR ME?

222. HAS TO BE REALISTIC NOW.

223. MR. PEBBLES.

224. UH, IT'S PEEBLES.

225. CONTROL YOUR TEMPER, SIR!

226. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW, LOCK ME UP IN A CAGE,

227. DENY ME FOOD, ATTACH ELECTRODES TO MY

228. GENITALS?

229. BUT I NEVER— A MODICUM OF RESTRAINT,

230. I BEG YOU.

231. A MODICUM IS A VERY SMALL AMOUNT.

232. LOOK...

233. THIS IS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING.

234. I LOVE MAGILLA.

235. LOVE?

236. LOVE?

237. YOU HAVE A VERY STRANGE DEFINITION OF LOVE.

238. POOCHIE, SLIDE SHOW.

239. BUT...

240. MAGILLA LIKES— OH, I'M SURE THAT'S WHAT YOU

241. TELL YOURSELF TO KEEP WARM IN THE DEEP OF THE NIGHT, SIR.

242. I HAVE NOTHING FURTHER FOR THIS WITNESS.

243. UH...

244. NO, NOTHING.

245. THINGS LOOK BAD, MR. BIRDMAN.

246. REAL BAD.

247. MAYBE, IF ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS WINNING.

248. HE'S BACK!

249. YAY!

250. HE'S BACK!

251. IF I COULD JUST FIND MAGILLA, HE'D TELL 'EM THE TRUTH!

252. I WOULD LIKE TO CALL

253. MAGILLA GORILLA TO THE STAND.

254. MAGILLA GORILLA!

255. OK...

256. THAT DIDN'T WORK.

257. YOUR HONOR, IN LIEU OF THAT, I'D LIKE TO PRESENT A

258. THOUGHTFUL, ARTICULATE, AND TOUCHING RENDITION OF "TUBULAR

259. BELLS" ON THESE WINE GLASSES.

260. HEE HEE!

261. I BET YOU GUYS WOULD LIKE TO BE HOME MORE AND NOT HOME LESS.

262. HEY, IS THAT SODA POP?

263. CAW!

264. THANKS, MR. BIRDIE.

265. IF YOU WERE AN APE, YOU'D BE THE GORILLA MY DREAMS.

266. MAGILLA GORILLA!

267. MAGILLA!

268. MR. PEEBLES!

269. AW!

270. SSSSSSSSS.

271. OH, MR. PEEBLES, I WANT TO GO BACK HOME.

272. HOME TO MY NICE WARM CAGE.

273. ANIMAL FREEDOM NOW!

274. YEAH!

275. RIGHT ON!

276. WELL, EVERYBODY, ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER—

277. OH, PHIL, NICE TO SEE YOU.

278. HAVE FUN ON THE, AHEM, EMPLOYEE OUTING?

279. SAVE...

280. ME.

281. AW!

282. AW!

283. SOMEBODY GIVE THAT EAGLE A DRINK.

284. HE'S PERCHED.

285. SORRY.

286. GUESS I DESERVED THAT PUN-ISHMENT.

287. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

288. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

289. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—]