Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law 3x6

Directed by Richard Ferguson-Hull

When the whirlpool in Potamus' office sucks them back into pre-history, Harvey, Potamus, Peanut and Phil must find their way back to the office. Or rather, Harvey needs to find his way back, as the rest want to stay.

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1. THAT YOU, BIRDMAN?

2. OH.

3. GET IN HERE!

4. YOU GOTTA SEE SOMETHING!

5. HUH?

6. HUH?

7. UH...

8. NICE.

9. NOT JUST NICE,

10. SOOTHING.

11. GET IN HERE, YOU.

12. UH, THANKS,

13. BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE THE TIME.

14. NONSENSE.

15. DR. POTAMUS PROSCRIBES A

16. 10-MINTUE SCHVITZ.

17. NO ARGUING.

18. UH.

19. TUT, TUT, TUT, TUT, TUT!

20. USE THE SPA TERRY.

21. OH, AND HIT THE JETS, WILL YA?

22. THE JETS?

23. UH...

24. THIS DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.

25. MY HOAGY!

26. OH!

27. UH!

28. WHERE AM I?

29. UM...

30. HELLO THERE!

31. CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE WE ARE?

32. AAGH!

33. OH.

34. BREATHING IN.

35. AND OUT.

36. OOPS.

37. SQUEEZE ME.

38. MOSHI MOSHI?

39. OH, PEANUT!

40. THANK GOD.

41. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I GOT HERE,

42. BUT I THINK—

43. HELLO?

44. OH!

45. WAIT A SECOND.

46. IS THAT BETTER?

47. LOOK, THE LAST THING

48. I REMEMBER WAS—

49. IS I WAS IN POTAMUS'--

50. HOT TUB, AND THEN I GOT SUCKED

51. DOWN THE—

52. HELLO?

53. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

54. NO.

55. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

56. YEAH.

57. WOW, THAT'S AMAZING REC—

58. NO.

59. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW.

60. AAGH!

61. ANYTIME MINUTES!

62. UM...

63. HI.

64. GOTCHA!

65. BAD HOAGY.

66. HEY, BIRDMAN,

67. I FOUND MY SAMMICH!

68. BIRDMAN?

69. UH

70. WHO

71. WANT TO FEEL HIM?

72. HARVEY ATTORNEY

73. HABEAS CORPUS

74. MARVEY ATTORNEY

75. HARVEY BIRDMAN

76. I'M SURE WE CAN COME TO SOME

77. SORT OF UNDERSTANDING.

78. I MEAN, WE'RE ALL REASONABLE

79. HU...

80. MANDERTHALS.

81. HELLO?

82. WHO DIS?

83. YOU PHONED ME.

84. WHO'S THIS?

85. YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?

86. WHY WOULDN'T I?

87. YET ANOTHER CULTURAL STEREOTYPE.

88. NO, IT'S JUST THAT...

89. THE DINOSAURS AND THE GRUNTING

90. AND ALL.

91. WHERE DID YOU LEARN—

92. 3 SEMESTERS AT CSU

93. LONG BEACH.

94. GO, NINERS!

95. RIGHT.

96. CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

97. SHOOT.

98. HIM, NOT YOU.

99. WHY AM I TIED UP?

100. HA.

101. THIS IS VERY CLEVER.

102. MANY MOONS AGO, THE ORACLE

103. FORETOLD THE COMING OF A PINK

104. MAN-BIRD WHO WOULD BRING WITH

105. HIM PESTILENCE AND DROUGHT.

106. YOU BAD CHINGA, BROTHER.

107. BUT I'M NOT EVEN PINK.

108. IT'S THE SPA TERRY.

109. OH, FORGET IT.

110. WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME?

111. UH...

112. UH, WE'LL FEAST ON YOUR BUTTOCKS

113. AT SUNRISE.

114. MIND IF I BORROW THIS?

115. IT'S ADDICTIVE.

116. NOW WHAT?

117. IT'S A MIRACLE!

118. IT'S—IT'S OUR

119. CREATION GOD SENTCHA—

120. A GIANT PINK PITH-HELMET-WEARING

121. HIPPOPOTAMUS.

122. PINK?

123. HE'S PURPLE!

124. SENTCHA!

125. SENTCHA!

126. SENTCHA!

127. IT'S THE SPA TERRY THAT'S

128. PINK.

129. CAN IT, BIRDMAN.

130. THIS COULD BE GOOD FOR US.

131. WE MUST BEAR SENTCHA TO THE

132. SACRED PIT OF SOOTHING OIL

133. RUBDOWNS.

134. YES.

135. TO THERE.

136. WATCH THE ARMPITS.

137. I CHAFE.

138. BIRDMAN, BIG ACCIDENT IN THE

139. LUNCH ROOM.

140. GET DOWN THERE WITH

141. SOME SAWDUST AND—

142. WHERE'S BIRDMAN?

143. M.I.A.

144. OH, MY GOODNESS.

145. WHAT'S THIS?

146. IT'S BIRDMAN'S FEATHERS.

147. AND HARK.

148. THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE.

149. EXCUSE ME, WOMAN WITH CHILD.

150. MUSKRAT DROPPINGS?

151. NO.

152. CREAMIER.

153. OH, DAMN IT, I'VE TASTED THIS.

154. GOT IT.

155. HIPPO GREASE.

156. MY GOD!

157. NOW I UNDERSTAND!

158. THEY WERE SUCKED DOWN THE DRAIN

159. THROUGH A TIME PORTAL

160. AND ARE NOW LIVING IN ANOTHER

161. MORE PEACEFUL AND ADVANCED

162. CIVILIZATION GOVERNED

163. BY SLAVE GIRLS.

164. OR, KNOWING BIRDMAN,

165. THEY'RE JUST STUCK

166. IN PREHISTORY.

167. YOU, THERE!

168. GET OVER HERE.

169. WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE.

170. SENTCHA DECREES A FEAST.

171. AND AN ORGY.

172. HELL, AN ORGY SEXY FEAST!

173. THAT'S PRINCE'S BEST ALBUM.

174. AND CRAVEN GRAVEN IMAGES OF

175. MYSELF NEAR ALL THE BATHING

176. PITS.

177. UH, IF I MAY BE SO BOLD.

178. YEAH, YEAH, GO AHEAD.

179. THIS IS TANA,

180. AND THIS IS GOKK AND GROOK.

181. TANA HAS COMMITTED THE CRIME

182. OF WANTING TO LEAVE HER HUSBAND

183. GOKK AND MOVE INTO THE

184. CAVE OF GROOK.

185. YOU FOLLOW?

186. UH, NOT REALLY.

187. BUT GO ON.

188. SHE MUST BE PUNISHED.

189. WE JUST NEED SENTCHA TO DECIDE

190. HOW AND WHEN.

191. PUNISHED, EH?

192. OH, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE IN THE

193. PAST?

194. WE USUALLY CUT THE CHICK IN

195. HALF AND AWARD A PIECE TO EACH

196. GUY.

197. DONE!

198. GREAT.

199. WHEN?

200. TOMORROW'S OUT—

201. JEWISH HOLIDAY.

202. HOW'S THURSDAY?

203. ARE YOU CRAZY?

204. SHE JUST WANTS TO LEAVE HER

205. HUSBAND, AND YOU'RE GOING TO CUT

206. HER IN HALF?

207. YEAH.

208. AND?

209. IT'S A DIVORCE.

210. LITIGATE IT.

211. YOU'RE A LAWYER.

212. SENTCHA IS WEARY.

213. PERHAPS IF THERE IS SOMEONE WHO

214. COULD RELIEVE HIM OF THIS TASK—

215. I'LL DO IT.

216. ANYONE.

217. ANYONE AT ALL.

218. I'LL TAKE THE CASE.

219. MY WILL BE DONE.

220. HEY, SIS,

221. THINK YOU COULD HIT THE BUNIONS?

222. OH, YEAH!

223. AAGH!

224. GOOD!

225. PERFECT.

226. PERFECT!

227. EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINED IT.

228. I CAN SEE IT NOW.

229. TOURISTS, LOOKEY-LOOS, HUNTERS—

230. AN HONEST TO GOODNESS CHANCE

231. TO BAG A DINOSAUR.

232. OR WE COULD BAG A...

233. GOD, THE BUSINESS

234. OPPORTUNITIES.

235. NO ECONOMY TO SPEAK OF,

236. LIMITLESS RESOURCES.

237. YOU, GET BACK TO THE PRESENT

238. AND ROUND UP SOME BUSINESSMEN.

239. YOU, CHIMP BOY.

240. CHIBO!

241. CONGRATULATIONS!

242. YOU'RE MY VALET.

243. THE PAY IS 3 OF THESE SHINY

244. SILVER THINGIES—

245. A YEAR.

246. TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.

247. YEAH, SMALL QUESTION.

248. ARE ANY OF US SURE THAT THE

249. PEANUT'S GONNA END UP BACK WHERE

250. HE STARTED?

251. GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE

252. SPLENDOR OF UNSPOILED NATURE.

253. NOW, FORGET THAT AND IMAGINE

254. A STRIP MALL RIGHT OVER YONDER.

255. BUT THAT'S NOT WHY YOU'VE

256. TRUDGED ALL THE WAY OUT HERE,

257. IS IT?

258. BEHOLD, EVERY HUNTER'S FANTASY,

259. THE MOST ELUSIVE OF BIG GAME,

260. THE DINOSAUR.

261. CHIBO, RIFLE.

262. WHOOPS, WRONG DINO!

263. THIS IS JUST A CUTE TINY ONE.

264. HEY, THERE, LITTLE FELLA.

265. OH.

266. GO AHEAD, BIRDMAN,

267. BUT MAKE IT FAST.

268. I GOT A LITTLE MISS

269. AUSTRALOPITHECUS CONTEST TO

270. JUDGE.

271. PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME FOR

272. THE RECORD!

273. HE'S RIGHT, BIRDMAN.

274. IF YOU'RE GONNA QUESTION A

275. WITNESS, YOU GOTTA CARRY THE

276. SENTCHA STONE.

277. SENTCHA STONE?

278. AAGH!

279. OOF.

280. UH.

281. MR. CHUNGA,

282. YOU LIVE IN THE CAVE ADJACENT TO

283. TANA AND GOKK, DO YOU NOT?

284. CHUNGA.

285. YES.

286. TELL US, WOULD YOU SAY

287. THEY HAD A...

288. LOVING MARRIAGE?

289. CHUNGA.

290. CHUNGA HUNGRY!

291. NOW, ISN'T IT TRUE

292. THAT YOU'VE WITNESSED NUMEROUS

293. INCIDENTS OF PHYSICAL AND—

294. OOF—EMOTIONAL ABUSE ON THE PART

295. OF GOKK!

296. CHUNGA HUNGRY!

297. CHUNGA—

298. I REALIZE IT'S A BIT EARLY,

299. BUT MAYBE WE COULD BREAK FOR

300. LUNCH?

301. NAH.

302. I KIND OF WANT TO SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN KEEP

303. THAT THING IN THE AIR.

304. OOH, THAT'S RIGHT.

305. RAISE YOUR CHIN.

306. RAISE YOUR OTHER CHIN.

307. YES!

308. NOW YOU'RE INTERESTING.

309. OOH, THAT WAS WRONG.

310. THAT WAS SO WRONG.

311. I'M SHOOTING THAT BECAUSE

312. IT'S WRONG.

313. IT'S SO WRONG.

314. I WOULD LIKE TO CALL MY

315. CLIENT TANA TO THE STAND.

316. TANA, TELL US SIMPLY WHAT YOU

317. WANT.

318. I WOULD LIKE TO BE FREE

319. TO CHOOSE MY OWN HUSBAND.

320. AND, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF

321. THE JURY, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO

322. ASK?

323. I'D ALSO LIKE TO VOTE IN THE

324. TRIBUNAL ELECTIONS.

325. UH...

326. AND THE HUNTING CLUB—

327. I WANT A MEMBERSHIP.

328. AND WORK OUTSIDE THE CAVE

329. IN A JOB—

330. NO, A CAREER OF MY OWN CHOOSING.

331. HUH?

332. HUH?

333. WE GOT A VERDICT YET?

334. DUMP HER IN THE SWAMP!

335. OBJECTION!

336. YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA?

337. YES, I DO.

338. COURT-ORDERED COUNSELING.

339. OH. BORING.

340. WAIT.

341. WHERE AM I GOING TO FIND A COUNSELOR?

342. I'M NOT A COUNSELOR, BUT I HAVE THIS WHIP.

343. I'LL DO IT.

344. GUYS, FELLAS, EVERYBODY,

345. DO I NEED TO POINT OUT ALL THE

346. ADVANTAGES OF DOING BUSINESS IN

347. THE MESOZOIC?

348. NATURAL RESOURCES, PROXIMITY

349. TO TAR PITS, STRIP CLUBS.

350. CHIBO.

351. LET US CONSIDER THIS A NEW

352. DAY, A BEGINNING...

353. THE FIRST DAY OF GROOK AND

354. TANA'S NEW LOVE.

355. AND WE ALSO WELCOME OUR FRIEND

356. GOKK, WHO GIFTS US WITH LOVE,

357. FRIENDSHIP, AND HIS NEWFOUND

358. UNDERSTANDING OF ALIMONY

359. PAYMENTS.

360. WHAT WAS THAT?

361. PHIL, WHAT HAPPENED?

362. NOT SURE.

363. I JUST FINISHED BLOWING UP THE

364. SACRED VOLCANO TO CLEAR SPACE

365. FOR THE SACRED VOLCANO FAMILY

366. FUN PARK, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,

367. EVERYBODY GOES APE.

368. LITERALLY.

369. RUN!

370. WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

371. THEY THINK YOU'RE A GOD!

372. UH...

373. LAST THING I REMEMBER,

374. I WAS CASTING VIRGINS INTO

375. THE VOLCANO, THEN BOOM!

376. NOW I AIN'T PINK.

377. PLUS, THEY SAW ME TAKING A WHIZ.

378. UGH!

379. HOW WAS I TO KNOW GOD DOESN'T

380. HAVE TO DRAIN IT?

381. RUN!

382. WELL, EVERYBODY,

383. IT'S NOT EVERY DAY YOU CAN SAY

384. YOU'VE HAD AN ADVENTURE AND

385. ADVANCED CIVILIZATION BY

386. THOUSANDS OF YEARS.

387. AH, FEELS GOOD.

388. HO HO!

389. SOMEBODY FORGOT TO CLOSE THE

390. PORTAL DOOR BEHIND 'EM!

391. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

392. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

393. [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

394. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

395. —www.ncicap.org—]

396. OK!