Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law 3x4

Bill Farmer as Secret Squirrel (voice)

Phil brings his daughter to work and Birdgirl is desperate to be part of the Birdteam. She sets out to prove her superhero and litigating and superhero litigating skills. She also arrives just in time to help Harvey defend Morocco Mole on charges of being an enemy combatant. Phil has the hots for Birdgirl.

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1. YOU'RE SURROUNDED!

2. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

3. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THAT, SIR, A SPIDER HOLE?

4. NO, SOLDIER, I'D CALL THAT A MOLE HOLE.

5. YES, SIR, ACE OF CLUBS...

6. IN THE HOLE.

7. HA!

8. WHO IS THE CAT WITH THE BEAK?

9. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO FEEL HIM?

10. HARVEY ATTORNEY HABEAS CORPUS

11. MARVEY ATTORNEY HARVEY BIRDMAN

12. ATTORNEY AT LAW ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

13. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

14. AAH!

15. AAH!

16. EVERYONE, IT'S TAKE PHIL'S DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY.

17. I HEREBY VOLUNTEER TO SHOW HER THE INTERIOR OF EVERY

18. SUPPLY CLOSET.

19. IT'S IMPORTANT TO ENCOURAGE GIRLS TO TAKE UP A PROFESSIONAL

20. CAREER SO THAT IN THE FUTURE, WE HAVE A STRONG, MOTIVATED

21. WORKFORCE THAT COSTS ONLY 60% OF WHAT IT COSTS TO PAY A MAN.

22. HEE HEE!

23. OH, DADDY.

24. HEE HEE!

25. OH, DADDY...

26. WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TALKING WHILE YOU WERE HERE?

27. ANYWAY, JUDY THINKS SHE'S INTERESTED IN A LAW CAREER.

28. HA HA HA!

29. THAT'S RIGHT, AND I'VE BEEN PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN YOUR

30. WORK, MR. BIRDMAN.

31. REALLY?

32. BIRDMAN, DON'T GET ANY IDEAS, YOU HEAR?

33. NO TOUCHY-TOUCHY.

34. NO RUBBY-RUBBY PATTY.

35. AND NO LOOKY-LOOKY-TOUCHY.

36. SUCKY.

37. WHAT, YOU'RE LEAVING HER?

38. SECRET, THEY NABBED YOU AGAIN

39. FOR FLASHING, DIDN'T THEY?

40. DIDN'T YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM THE LAST TIME?

41. TSK TSK.

42. RUB, RUB.

43. PLEASE, GO BUY SOME PANTS.

44. NO, IT'S MY FRIEND, MOROCCO MOLE.

45. HE'S BEEN HELD HERE FOR TWO YEARS.

46. GET MILK.

47. ACTUALLY, GITMOLE.

48. I SEE.

49. THEY ARRESTED HIM CROSSING THE ALGERIAN BORDER AND LABELED

50. HIM AN ENEMY COMBATANT.

51. NO TRIAL, NO CHARGES, AND NO WAY TO GET HIM OUT OF THERE.

52. WHAT WAS HE DOING IN ALGERIA?

53. VACATIONING.

54. REALLY?

55. WITH ALL THE CIVIL WAR AND KIDNAPPINGS AND RADICAL ISLAM?

56. THEY HAVE A SANDALS THERE.

57. HMM...

58. THIS LOOKS SERIOUS, VERY SERIOUS.

59. EXCUSE ME.

60. I NEED TO GO POWDER MY...

61. NOSE.

62. THAT'S A LITTLE KINKY BUT I CAN CERTAINLY WORK WITH THAT.

63. CAN I HELP YOU?

64. NO, BUT I CAN HELP YOU.

65. AND YOU ARE?

66. BIRDGIRL!

67. IMITATES FANFARE] YOUR TRUSTY LEGAL SIDEKICK.

68. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT SUIT?

69. > I SEWED IT MYSELF.

70. LOOK, BEING A LAWYER ISN'T DRESS-UP, IT ISN'T PLAY

71. OR PRETEND.

72. LAWYERING IS DANGEROUS.

73. YOU COULD GET HURT!

74. OW!

75. BIRDMAN, YOU BETTER NOT BE TOUCHING MY...

76. BIRDMAN, WHO'S THE NEW HELP?

77. ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A MOVE ON HER?

78. BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT, I WILL.

79. HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT.

80. I DON'T KNOW, SHE JUST— I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE, BUT

81. I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR BED ROCK.

82. HARK!

83. THE BIRDPHONE!

84. HUH?

85. BIRDTEAM!

86. BIRDTEAM?

87. UH-HUH.

88. UH-HUH.

89. NO, NOT AT ALL.

90. WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE!

91. WHO WAS IT?

92. SOMEONE NEEDS A WILL.

93. BUT I HAVE THIS MUCH BIGGER CASE RIGHT—

94. QUICK!

95. TO THE BIRDMOBILE!

96. UM, OK.

97. LET ME FIND MY KEYS.

98. AAH!

99. UH, I CAN JUST CLEAR SOME SPACE FOR YOU—

100. MOVE!

101. LOOK, I REALLY DON'T NEED ANY HELP.

102. I WORK ALONE.

103. I PREFER IT THAT WAY.

104. GET IN HERE!

105. WHOA!

106. IMITATING SIREN] THAT'S RESEARCH.

107. HI. EXCUSE US.

108. IS NOW A GOOD TIME?

109. MR. DEVLIN, IT'S HARVEY BIRDMAN.

110. AND BIRDGIRL!

111. AHEM. MR. DEVLIN, I HEAR THAT YOU'RE

112. INTERESTED IN— GENERATING YOUR WILL.

113. I'M SORRY. WHAT?

114. OOF!

115. I'LL USE MY SUPER HEARING.

116. AHH...

117. THAT'S IT!

118. YOU CAN'T HANG AROUND ANYMORE.

119. THIS IS NOT A GAME.

120. SOMEONE COULD HAVE DIED BACK THERE BEFORE ANY BILLABLE

121. SERVICES WERE RENDERED.

122. NOW, WHERE AM I DROPPING YOU OFF?

123. RIGHT OVER THERE IS FINE.

124. HUH.

125. THAT'S FUNNY.

126. MY BOSS, PHIL, LIVES RIGHT THERE.

127. HMM, YOU DON'T SAY.

128. WHATEVER ARE THE ODDS?

129. NOW, REMEMBER.

130. DON'T COME BACK TILL YOU'RE ALL GROWN U...

131. HAVE BEEN TO LAW SCHOOL, YOU.

132. WELL, SHE'S TAKEN CARE OF FOR A

133. WHILE, ANYWAY.

134. TOLD HER NOT TO COME BACK UNTIL SHE'S BEEN TO LAW SCHOOL.

135. IMITATES FANFARE]

136. HAVING A DIPLOMA FROM A

137. 3-HOUR CORRESPONDENCE COURSE DOESN'T MAKE YOU A LAWYER.

138. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY DAUGHTER?

139. CAN'T FIND HER ANYWHERE.

140. SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS.

141. WORRIED SICK ABOUT HER.

142. I KNOW.

143. BIRDGIRL.

144. DID HE JUST CALL ME BIRDGIRL?

145. RAWRK!

146. I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION FOR YOU.

147. YES!

148. HELP PHIL FIND HIS DAUGHTER.

149. SHOULDN'T BE HARD.

150. CHECK THE LADIES ROOM.

151. OR THE BREAK ROOM.

152. GREAT IDEA, BIRDMAN.

153. I'M SORRY, VICE PRESIDENT BIRDMAN.

154. OH, NO.

155. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

156. HOW CAN I HELP PHIL FIND HIS DAUGHTER WHEN I AM HIS DAUGHTER.

157. AH! HA.

158. I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY?

159. I'M ON IT, BIRDMAN.

160. COME ON, LET'S—LET'S FIND YOU YOUR DAUGHTER.

161. SO, UM, WHERE DID YOU LAST SEE HER?

162. I'M SORRY.

163. WHAT?

164. YOUR DAUGHTER.

165. SEEING HER LAST.

166. WHERE DID YOU?

167. OH, WHO CARES ABOUT HER?

168. SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF.

169. LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU.

170. YOU KNOW, SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH MY EYES, I CAN'T KEEP THEM

171. OFF YOU.

172. THAT AND I HAVE THIS EYE PATCH HERE.

173. DADDY!

174. OOH, THAT'S HOT!

175. SAY IT AGAIN.

176. EXCUSE ME.

177. I FORGOT SOMETHING.

178. OH, DON'T WORRY.

179. I HAVE THE OLIVES RIGHT HERE.

180. OLIVES, OLIVES.

181. WHERE WOULD I HIDE IF I WERE AN OLIVE?

182. THIS...

183. IS NOT...

184. GOOD.

185. MY DAD WANTING TO GET INTO MY PANTS!

186. HERE, HOLD THIS.

187. JUDY, HEL—OW!

188. YOU'RE BACK!

189. COME GIVE DAD A HUG.

190. GOOD TO SEE YOU'RE ALIVE.

191. LISTEN, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN IMPORTANT MEETING, BUT LET'S

192. CATCH UP SOON.

193. OH, LIKE THE BOOTS.

194. MY CLIENT, INCARCERATED FOR TWO YEARS, STRIPPED OF HIS

195. RIGHTS, GRANTED NO TRIAL, AND LOOK, LOOK I SAY, AT HOW CUTE

196. HE IS.

197. AW...

198. IT GETS WORSE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

199. IS THIS HOW WE TREAT PRISONERS?

200. CUTE ONES?

201. IS THIS WHAT IS MEANT BY THE GENEVA CONVENTION?

202. I'VE BEEN TO SOME CONVENTIONS LIKE THAT.

203. WHOOPS, CAN'T SEE THAT, HONEY.

204. THAT'S FOR BIG GIRLS.

205. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN IF WE LET

206. THIS DANGEROUS TERRORIST OUT INTO SOCIETY?

207. I HAVE HERE A VIDEOTAPE CONFESSION.

208. AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED?

209. NOTHING...

210. WILL STOP ME FROM SETTING OFF A RADIOLOGICAL BOMB.

211. BACK OFF!

212. HELLO.

213. SO WERE YOU EVER GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR

214. NEW BEST FRIEND?

215. BEST FRIEND?

216. THE PERKY GIRL.

217. THE ONE WHO GETS TO SPEND ALL THE TIME WITH YOU.

218. OH, HER.

219. HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT?

220. OH, I HAVE MY WAYS.

221. HOW LONG HAS THAT BEEN THERE?

222. OH, I DON'T KNOW, COUPLE OF YEARS.

223. COUPLE OF YEARS?

224. DOES THAT MEAN YOU SAW— YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

225. I GOT THAT ONE ON TAPE.

226. BOY, YOU NEVER GOOGLE YOURSELF, DO YOU?

227. SO, WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER ASK ME TO BE YOUR SIDEKICK?

228. I DIDN'T ASK HER.

229. DOES SHE HAVE A CREST?

230. LOOK, X, YOU CAN'T BE MY SIDEKICK.

231. NUMBER ONE, I DON'T NEED A SIDEKICK, AND NUMBER TWO, YOU'RE

232. ALWAYS TRYING TO KILL ME.

233. OH, SHE'S GOT A CREST.

234. OH, SHE'S SO LUCKY, SO LUCKY.

235. SHE DOESN'T EVEN— SHE'S ON MY LIST, BIRDMAN,

236. AS ARE YOU.

237. ANY CREST-BARING ATTORNEYS MUST PREPARE TO TASTE

238. THE BITTER—

239. OK, SHE'S GONNA GET IT.

240. YEP, YOU, THAT ONE.

241. HA HA!

242. OH, WAIT!

243. IS TODAY THURSDAY?

244. SARDO'S RECITAL.

245. DAMMIT!

246. MR. MOLE, MAY I SEE YOUR UNIFORM?

247. MY UNIFORM?

248. YOU'RE A SOLDIER, ARE YOU NOT?

249. SHOW US YOUR UNIFORM.

250. TERRORIST!

251. OH.

252. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GENEVA CONVENTION APPLIES

253. ONLY TO SOLDIERS, AND IT CLEARLY DEFINES SOLDIERS AS JUST THOSE

254. IN MILITARY UNIFORM.

255. OBJECTION, HE ISN'T EVEN WEARING PANTS.

256. EXACTLY.

257. NEITHER AM I.

258. IS THAT A CRIME?

259. UH, YES, YES, IT IS.

260. SINCE HE'S NOT A SOLDIER, UNDER THE GENEVA CONVENTION, WE

261. COULD DO THIS AND THIS AND— THAT'S ENOUGH, CURLY.

262. WOO-WOO, KNUK KNUK.

263. DO WE?

264. NO.

265. INSTEAD, WE SUPPLY THIS—THIS CABALIST WITH A KORAN, A STRING

266. OF PRAYER BEADS, AND A SKULL CAP.

267. WHICH WOULD BE GREAT IF HE WERE MUSLIM.

268. HE'S NOT?

269. THEN, WHAT'S THE FEZ FOR?

270. SHRINER, THIRD DEGREE, CLOWN UNIT.

271. A HANDY COVER.

272. YOU SEE, MOROCCO MOLE LINKED TO

273. ALAZAR...

274. CAN'T MOVE.

275. NORTH KOREA, IRAN, CHINA, DIXIE CHICKEN...

276. CAN'T ESCAPE CROSS-EXAMINATION.

277. JON STEWART— OH, HE'S A TINY LITTLE MAN.

278. I'LL GET YOU!

279. BIRDGIRL— IT IS BIRDGIRL, RIGHT?

280. ENCHANTE.

281. YOUR HONOR, EXHIBIT 1A, C.I.A. DOCUMENTS...

282. THAT PROVE OUR CLIENT IS IN FACT LINKED TO THOSE ORGANIZATIONS

283. BECAUSE HE IS A MOLE.

284. NOT JUST IN THAT WAY, BUT A MOLE PLACED THERE BY THE U.S.

285. GOVERNMENT.

286. YOU'RE DEAD TO ME, CAN OPENER.

287. UH, SORRY.

288. WRONG CASE.

289. FOR YEARS HE RISKED HIS LIFE WORKING DEEP UNDERGROUND, AND

290. THIS IS THE THANKS HE GETS.

291. I THINK I NEED TO SEE A TINY BIT MORE EVIDENCE...

292. UH, WITH THAT WHIP THING.

293. NO?

294. YOU'RE ALL OUT WITH THE WHIP?

295. OK, FINE.

296. ALL RIGHT, THE DEFENDANT WILL BE RELEASED IMMEDIATELY, PROVIDING

297. HE PROMISES TO STEER CLEAR OF MY YARD.

298. CASE DISMISSED.

299. I KNOW I'VE BEEN SAYING I DIDN'T NEED ANY HELP, BUT, WELL,

300. THAT WAS SOME GREAT LITIGATING BACK THERE, SO I'VE BEEN

301. THINKING, MAYBE I DO NEED A SIDEKICK.

302. YOU'RE ON THE TEAM.

303. I'M SORRY.

304. THE BIRDTEAM!

305. YOU MEAN IT?

306. YOU REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,

307. REALLY, REALLY, REALLY...

308. IMITATING CAR]

309. HUH?

310. TO THE BIRDPOLES!

311. HA HA HA!

312. CAW!

313. OOF

314. [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE