Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law 3x12

Directed by Richard Ferguson-Hull

Lewis Black as The Deadly Duplicator (voice)

Harvey runs into an old nemesis, The Deadly Duplicator, who unintentionally creates an army of Harveys.

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1. BIRDMAN, WHERE ARE THE LEGAL PADS?

2. WE'RE DANGEROUSLY LOW...

3. ON LEGAL PADS.

4. AND MAXI-PADS.

5. WOMEN'S ROO—

6. YAKKY DOODLE.

7. CHEMICAL CASTRATION.

8. OOH, SORRY TO HEAR THAT.

9. THAT'S MY NEW NAME, REMEMBER?

10. OH, RIGHT.

11. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, LITTLE, UM, CASTRATION?

12. I WANT MY OLD NAME BACK.

13. REVERSE NAME CHANGE. GOT IT.

14. THERE'S A LOT OF PAPERWORK INVOLVED—THIS IN DUPLICATE,

15. THIS IN TRIPLICATE, THIS IN GOOGLEPLEXICATE.

16. COPIES?

17. I'M NOT A COPY MACHINE, BUT I HAVE THIS WHIP...

18. OH, AND THIS BROCHURE.

19. LOOK OUT!

20. OOF!

21. MORNING.

22. HOUR?

23. YES, SIR.

24. WE'LL HAVE IT DONE IN TWO HOURS.

25. UH, OK. GREAT. TWO HOURS.

26. COME ON BACK IN 4 HOURS, AND WE'LL HAVE IT ALL READY FOR YOU.

27. OK. GREAT.

28. I'LL SEE YOU THEN, ELIOT.

29. ELLIOTT. ELL-I-OTT.

30. TWO Is, TWO Ts.

31. THEY MADE A MISTAKE ON THE TAG,

32. ONE.

33. WAIT. ISN'T THAT THE SORT OF

34. SILENCE.

35. ALL RIGHTY.

36. I'LL BE BACK IN 4— 8.

37. 8 HOURS.

38. HARVEY BIRDMAN.

39. HARVEY BIRDMAN.

40. BFFFACH! BFFFACH!

41. OF DUPLICATION SLIGHTS.

42. FIRST, THERE WAS HIS RIDICULOUS

43. OF PHOTO PRINTS.

44. WANT TWIN SHOTS?

45. NAH. ONE PRINT IS FINE.

46. UHH!

47. THEN...

48. DO YOU HAVE "DOUBLE INDEMNITY"?

49. THAT GUY HAS GOT IT.

50. ONE, BUT BOTH OF THE DOUBLEMINT

51. TWINS.

52. BFFFACH!

53. NOW HIS FINAL CRIME, THE CRIME

54. GETTING MY NAME WRONG.

55. EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S ELLIOT.

56. TWO Is AND TWO Ts.

57. I HAVE TWO OF EVERYTHING, FOR I AM THE DEADLY DUPLICATOR.

58. UM, CAN I GET THESE BOUND?

59. HOW LONG DOES THAT TAKE?

60. TWO HOURS.

61. HUH!

62. UH!

63. WHO IS THE CAT WITH THE BEAK?

64. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO FEEL HIM?

65. WELL, CHEMICAL CASTRATION, SHOULDN'T TAKE TOO LONG.

66. ELIOT...

67. ELLIOTT. TWO Is, TWO Ts.

68. IS ON IT.

69. SEND IN THE NEXT CLIENT.

70. MISTER...

71. CLAMHEAD.

72. AH, MR. CLAMHEAD.

73. HARVEY BIRDMAN.

74. CLAMHEAD, CHEMICAL CASTRATION.

75. CHEMICAL CASTRATION, CLAMHEAD.

76. SO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR NAME.

77. NO. IT'S MY IDENTITY.

78. IT'S BEEN STOLEN.

79. OH. RIGHT.

80. AND WHATNOT.

81. NO! MY IDENTITY—MY SHAGGY HAIR, MY BIG NOSE, MY "SILLY

82. BUSINESS TALKING" IDENTITY.

83. THAT CAR? IT TALKS.

84. THIS ISN'T GOOD.

85. I'LL TAKE THE CASE... WHILE, OF COURSE, DEVOTING FULL ATTENTION

86. TO YOUR, UM, CASE.

87. AS YOU CAN SEE, MY CLIENT, MR. CLAMHEAD, AND MR. TINKER HERE

88. SHARE THE SAME IDENTITY.

89. BOTH HAVE LONG HAIR.

90. BOTH SOLVE MYSTERIES.

91. INDETERMINATE, YET UNMISTAKABLY

92. CHEAP, MATERIAL.

93. UNNERVING IT WOULD BE, HOW

94. MADDENING, TO HAVE ANOTHER

95. LIKE YOU, ACTING LIKE YOU, DOING THE THINGS YOU DO?

96. OBJECTION.

97. YOUR HONOR, I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO THIS IMPOSTER IS.

98. AREN'T THE IMPOSTER?

99. BIRDMAN ISN'T SMART ENOUGH TO

100. ASK THE QUESTION YOU JUST ASKED.

101. WAIT.

102. WELL, THE REAL HARVEY ISN'T

103. REAL HARVEY ISN'T SMART ENOUGH TO ASK THAT QUESTION.

104. WAIT.

105. THIS OUT.

106. FINE.

107. I'M GOING BACK TO MY OFFICE.

108. FINE.

109. I'M GOING BACK TO MY OFFICE.

110. MINE!

111. YES?

112. A NEW CLIENT TO SEE YOU...

113. SEND THEM IN.

114. MR. BIRDPEOPLES?

115. SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY IDENTITY.

116. UM... HA HA HA!

117. UM...

118. OH.

119. SO YOU TWO'S WORKED THINGS OUT, HAVE YOU?

120. WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR.

121. GLAD TO HEAR IT. PROCEED.

122. LOOK. I THOUGHT WE DECIDED WE'D ALTERNATE.

123. I'D GO FIRST.

124. HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS YOU?

125. WE LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE.

126. DIFFERENT COLORED TIE, WE

127. WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS PROBLEM.

128. I'VE ALWAYS WORN THIS.

129. TELL YOU WHAT.

130. MIND-TAKERY.

131. CALL NORVELL "SHAGGY" ROGERS.

132. BWEEOO.

133. LIKE, WOW, MAN.

134. LOOK AT THAT GUY.

135. HE'S ME, MAN, TOTALLY ME, AND, LIKE, AND THERE'S ANOTHER ONE,

136. MAN.

137. ZOINKS.

138. NOW THERE'S LIKE A G-G-GLOWING SKULL DUDE OVER THERE.

139. HA HA HA!

140. FINE. YOU GO FIRST.

141. THANK YOU.

142. WAIT. WHAT ABOUT ME?

143. UHH...

144. LOOK OUT!

145. OH, YOU STUPID CHAMOIS, YOU LEAVE STREAKS EVERYWHERE.

146. HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?

147. BEAUTIFUL DAY, ISN'T IT? HA!

148. HEY, HAVE YOU GOT ANY

149. AREN'T YOU CRANKY.

150. DUPLICATE BIRDMAN, HE SIMPLY

151. JOINS FORCES WITH THE ORIGINAL.

152. THEREFORE, I MUST ALSO DUPLICATE SOMEONE ELSE, SOMEONE WHO WILL

153. MAKE BIRDMAN'S LIFE MISERADOUBLE.

154. HA HA HA!

155. AW, CRAP.

156. LOOK OUT!

157. HARVEYS, 3 RANGER SMITHS HERE TO SEE YOU.

158. I'LL, UH— I'LL BE WITH THEM IN A SECOND.

159. BIRDMAN GET IN HERE.

160. BIRDMAN GET IN HERE.

161. BIRDMAN GET IN HERE.

162. AH, GOOD. BIRDMAN.

163. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

164. YOU CALLED ME HERE.

165. NO, I DIDN'T.

166. WELL, NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO LET ONE OF YOU GO.

167. STAFF IS GETTING TOO BIG, LOTS OF REDUNDANCIES.

168. BUT, PHIL, HOW ARE YOU GOING

169. A COPY?

170. WE'RE NOT EVEN SURE.

171. OH, DON'T WORRY.

172. GOT A GOOD EYE FOR DETAIL.

173. EXAMPLE—HE SCRATCHED HIS NOSE.

174. IN ALL THE TIME I'VE KNOWN BIRDMAN, I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM DO

175. THAT.

176. YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, UNLESS, OF COURSE, IT'S IN THIS

177. GENERAL AREA OVER HERE.

178. BLIND SPOT.

179. LOOK OUT!

180. ELIOT.

181. SAY, YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE DONE WITH MY COPIES, WOULD YOU?

182. HIS BOSS DIDN'T MANAGE TO RID

183. BIRDMAN.

184. TO SHOOT, AND THIS TIME, HE WILL

185. ELIMINATE THE REAL BIRDMAN.

186. CHOOSE ANOTHER VERB, BUDDY.

187. OH. SORRY.

188. HE WILL KILL THE REAL BIRDMAN.

189. BETTER.

190. OH, MY.

191. I'VE DROPPED A PIECE OF PAPER.

192. LOOK OUT!

193. OK. NICE AND CLEAN NOW, AND GO.

194. 1, 2...

195. CREST.

196. CRESTS.

197. CRESTS!

198. 4...

199. HELLO?

200. ARE WE DOING NEGATIVES, MAN?

201. OH, MY GOSH.

202. X?

203. LOOK OUT!

204. PEANUT, CAN YOU MAKE A

205. PEANUT?

206. WELL, WE GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DO IT OURSELVES.

207. TIME TO CULL THE HERD.

208. LOOK OUT!

209. WHAT IS GOING ON?

210. I HAVE NO IDEA.

211. EVERY TIME WE TURN AROUND, THERE'S MORE OF US.

212. SHOOT US ALL.

213. AND I'M NOT EVEN SURE ANYMORE WHICH OF US IS THE ORIGINAL.

214. I AM.

215. I AM.

216. ALL RIGHT. WE'RE HERE.

217. WHO'S GOT THE DOCUMENT?

218. HUH? NOT ME.

219. NOT ME.

220. SIGH.

221. SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

222. THERE'S TWO OF YOU?

223. GET THE PAPER.

224. GET THE PAPER.

225. THIN THE BEASTIES.

226. LOOK OUT!

227. WHAT'S THE LINE FOR?

228. MACHINES ARE OUT OF TONER.

229. HEY, WHERE'S THAT GUY ELLIOTT?

230. WAIT. DID YOU SAY ELLIOTT?

231. I'LL SEE YOU THEN, ELIOT.

232. I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

233. BUY MORE TONER?

234. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME, LIKE,

235. SMITH AND, LIKE, WORK AT THE SAME PARK?

236. I-SLASH-WE KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN UP TO, ELLIOTT, OR SHOULD I

237. SAY THE DEADLY DUPLICATOR?

238. YOUR REPRODUCTIVE DAYS ARE OVER.

239. DEEDLE DEEDLE DEE.

240. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, BIRDMAN...

241. BIRDMAN.

242. OVER HERE.

243. OVER HERE.

244. OVER HERE.

245. NOPE. NOPE. OVER HERE.

246. HELLO?

247. OVER HERE.

248. HERE I AM.

249. AAH! ANOTHER MINTYCHIP-SKINNED MAN.

250. BACK OFF.

251. OH, THANKS KINDLY.

252. FINALLY.

253. YOU BET, I DO WELL, I BELIEVE

254. IN KISSIN', HONEY

255. NO! HELP ME!

256. OUT OF TONER!

257. ANYBODY? TAKERS? ♪ WELL, EVERYBODY, I THINK

258. WE'RE ALL GLAD TO SEE THE DEADLY DUPLICATOR OUT OF ORDER, BUT HOW

259. THESE COPIES?

260. I'VE SEEN THINGS YOU PEOPLE WOULDN'T BELIEVE...

261. THE FLIGHT OF A HALF MAN, HALF

262. BIRD; DINOSAURS NUZZLING THEIR

263. MALL SHOULD BE; COOKIES ON

264. IN TIME, GONE LIKE EGGS OFF A HOOKER'S STOMACH.

265. TIME TO DIE.

266. NORMAL.

267. MR. BIRDMAN?

268. A MR. HAWKMAN HERE TO SEE YOU.

269. OY.

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