1. - AVENGER, COULD YOU, UH, UH—
WITH YOUR BEAK?Copy !req
2. - HARVEY, GET IN HERE!Copy !req
3. - 4.7.
- DREADFUL.Copy !req
4. - UH...Copy !req
5. - BIRDMAN, THIS IS DVD,
OUR NEW EFFICIENCY EXPERT.Copy !req
6. - INTERESTING NAME. NORWEG—Copy !req
7. - WAS DAVID. I ELIMINATED
THE VOWELS TO SAVE TIME.Copy !req
8. - BRLLNT!Copy !req
9. - HRVY. HMM.
WAIT. IS Y A VOWEL?Copy !req
10. - YOU'RE STILL HERE?Copy !req
11. - UH...Copy !req
12. - GO BE EFFICIENT.Copy !req
13. - OW!
- RUN!Copy !req
14. - 2.9.Copy !req
15. - BIRDMAN, THERE'S GONNA BE
SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE.Copy !req
16. PROFIT GENERATORS, COST CUTTING,
ROLLING BLACKOUTS.Copy !req
17. OH. AND WE'VE ONLY GOT ROOM
FOR THE TOP 3 EARNERS.Copy !req
18. THE REST, WELL, I'LL HAVE TO
FIRE THE REST.Copy !req
19. - FIRE?Copy !req
20. WHAT ARE THEY DOING
WITH MY FURNITURE?Copy !req
21. - CORRECTION—MY FURNITURE.
CHAIRS ARE FOR EARNERS.Copy !req
22. - HOW WILL I WORK
WITHOUT PENS...Copy !req
23. AND CEILINGS?Copy !req
24. - THAT'S A YESTERDAY QUESTION.Copy !req
25. IT'S A NEW DAY,
A NEW, PROFITABLE,
NEW, EFFICIENT, NEW DAY.Copy !req
26. - HEADS-UP!Copy !req
27. - OOF!Copy !req
28. - HA! UNH!Copy !req
29. OHH!Copy !req
30. - OOH. CHAT ROOM.
HA HA HA!Copy !req
31. - SEND IN THE NEXT CLIENT.Copy !req
32. HUH.Copy !req
33. - AHA! BIRDMAN AT LAST!Copy !req
34. PREPARE TO FEEL
THE STING OF MY—Copy !req
35. - WHERE'S DEBBIE?Copy !req
36. - UH, YEAH, YEAH.
NO PROBLEM, NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
37. MM-HMM. THIS CAN WAIT.Copy !req
38. - DEBBIE?
- DEBBIE WAS REDUNDANT.Copy !req
39. HERE'S YOUR NEW
ELECTRONIC ASSISTANT,Copy !req
40. THE SUPERCALIFRAGALISTIC-
EXPIEFFICACEOUS.Copy !req
41. - I'VE NEVER REALLY USED
ONE OF THESE.Copy !req
42. - OH, LET ME!
I'M AN EARLY ADAPTER!Copy !req
43. - WAIT. ARE YOU ON PAYROLL?Copy !req
44. - UH, NO.Copy !req
45. - HE'S JUST HERE TO KILL ME.Copy !req
46. - GO AHEAD.
- WHO'S MY NEXT CLIENT?Copy !req
47. - YEESH. YOU KNOW, YOU AND I
HAVE LUNCH SCHEDULED NEXT MONTH,Copy !req
48. BUT I DON'T... SEE IT... IN HERE.Copy !req
49. WOW! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING
GOING ON FOR DECADES.Copy !req
50. - KEEP SCROLLING!Copy !req
51. - OH, HERE'S SOMETHING.Copy !req
52. - YAKKY DOODLE NAME CHANGE
IN 2008.Copy !req
53. - NAME CHANGE IS
30 BILLABLE HOURS,Copy !req
54. 80 IF YOU'LL PAD IT.Copy !req
55. YOU'LL TAKE THE CASE.
- I'LL TAKE THE CASE.Copy !req
56. - GO GET HIM!
- GOING TO GET HIM!Copy !req
57. - TIME IS MONEY.
SEND A MESSENGER.Copy !req
58. - UH, UH, WAIT.
YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY SUGGESTING—Copy !req
59. - WOULD YOU MIND?Copy !req
60. - YOU WOULD DARE ASK I—
X THE ELIMINATOR,Copy !req
61. YOUR SWORN ENEMY—
TO DO YOUR BIDDING?Copy !req
62. - I'D OWE YOU.
- OK.Copy !req
63. - LOOK OUT!Copy !req
64. - PUT THESE ON.Copy !req
65. - HELLO.Copy !req
66. - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW MANY DOODLESCopy !req
67. THERE ARE IN THIS CITY?
- LUNCH BREAK'S OVER.Copy !req
68. - "BOB DOODLE, KATHY DOODLE,
PAMELA EDWARDS DOODLE,"Copy !req
69. BUT NOBODY'S HEARD
OF YAKKY DOODLE!Copy !req
70. GIVE ME A LAST KNOWN ADDRESS
OR JUST S-S-SOMETHING!Copy !req
71. - SKATES ON.Copy !req
72. - OR A MAIDEN NAME.
THAT MIGHT WORK.Copy !req
73. - GOT TO GO!Copy !req
74. - I'M EXPECTING REIMBURSEMENT
ON THESE QUARTERS!Copy !req
75. - LITTLE PRIVACY?
- 90 SECONDS.Copy !req
76. - WHEW.Copy !req
77. WHAT THE? COME—COME HERE.Copy !req
78. - ATTENTION, EMPLOYEE,
ATTENTION, EMPLOYEE.Copy !req
79. IT IS AGAINST
SEBBEN AND SEBBEN REGULATIONSCopy !req
80. TO TAMPER WITH OR DISABLE
TOILET PAPER DISPENSERSCopy !req
81. IN THE LAVATORIES.Copy !req
82. YOU ARE ALLOTTED ONE SHEET
OF TISSUE PER VISIT.Copy !req
83. - ONE SHEET?Copy !req
84. - REPEAT. ONE SHEET PER VISIT.Copy !req
85. - WANT MINE?
I AIN'T GONNA USE IT.Copy !req
86. - 88, 89, 90. LET'S GO,
LET'S GO, LET'S GO.Copy !req
87. - IF IT'S YELLOW,
LEAVE IT MELLOW.Copy !req
88. IF IT'S BROWN,
FLUSH IT DOWN... MAYBE.Copy !req
89. - LOOK OUT!Copy !req
90. - UNH!Copy !req
91. - OH, BIRDMAN, YOU'RE OUT
OF TZATZIKI.Copy !req
92. - IS THIS MY OFFICE?Copy !req
93. - SUBLET TO STAVROS HERE.Copy !req
94. HARD BARGAINERS, THE GREEKS,
BUT DAMN IT,Copy !req
95. YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT
WE'RE GETTING PER SQUARE METRON.Copy !req
96. - DON'T JUST STAND THERE.Copy !req
97. SEE IF THEY'RE
TAKEN CARE OF OUTSIDE.Copy !req
98. - UH...Copy !req
99. - I FOUND HIM!Copy !req
100. - QUACK!
- DON'T YOU MOVE, YOU DUCK!Copy !req
101. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M HARVEY BIRDMAN,
AND YOU ARE?Copy !req
102. - YAKKY DOODLE.Copy !req
103. - I'M SORRY. WHAT?Copy !req
104. - YAKKY DOODLE!Copy !req
105. - I'M HAVING
A LITTLE TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING.Copy !req
106. UH, CAN YOU TELL
WHAT HE'S SAY—Copy !req
107. - YAKKY DOODLE, YOU STUPID SIMP!Copy !req
108. - HA HA! DUCK LOOGIE.Copy !req
109. - I SEE. SO WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO CHANGE,Copy !req
110. THE YAKKY OR THE DOODLE?Copy !req
111. - BOTH!Copy !req
112. - COURT IN 5—Copy !req
113. - SO, MR. TAPPET, CAN YOU
DESCRIBE FOR USCopy !req
114. IN YOUR OWN WORDSCopy !req
115. WHAT YOU WITNESSED THE NIGHT
OF JULY 18?Copy !req
116. WHICH PROVES BEYOND
A SHADOW OF A DOUBT
MY CLIENT'S INNOCENCE.Copy !req
117. IN CONCLUSION,Copy !req
118. I'D LIKE TO QUOTE
FROM THE ROMAN POET
QUINTUS HORATIUS FLACCUS.Copy !req
119. - COME ON, COME ON.Copy !req
120. - UN MANO CUPOTEA.
CAR VICUM PICTOR EQUINUM.Copy !req
121. UN GURI SEE VER ET.Copy !req
122. ET VARIUS IN DUCERE PLUMAS.Copy !req
123. UN DEQUE CONLATUS MEMBRUS.Copy !req
124. UT NE KAPUT UNE REDATOR FORMAE.Copy !req
125. THANK YOU.Copy !req
126. - MR. BIRDMAN, YOU CLEARLY
HAVE SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND.Copy !req
127. KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT?
- YEAH, YEAH. MIND-TAKING.Copy !req
128. - WATCH YOUR TONE WITH ME,
MR. MAN—BIRD—THING.Copy !req
129. - I'M SORRY.
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
130. - I HAVE ONE SMALL PIECE
OF BUSINESS.Copy !req
131. TAKE 10 MINUTES.Copy !req
132. 5! 5 MINUTES, DAMN IT!Copy !req
133. - NO. COURT ADJOURNED
TILL 9 A.M.Copy !req
134. - SO YOU'RE A MASSAGE THERAPIST.Copy !req
135. THAT IS REALLY INTERESTING.Copy !req
136. YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY.
I WOKE UP WITH THE CRAZIEST
LITTLE KINK RIGHT DOWN HERE.Copy !req
137. - READY TO ORDER?Copy !req
138. - THE LADY WILL HAVE
THE CHARMOULACopy !req
139. AND A LITTLE FLATBREAD
ON THE SIDE.Copy !req
140. I'LL BE DINING, OF COURSE,
OFF MENU THIS EVENING.Copy !req
141. - OH, AND, BOY,
TWO OUZO SPRITZERS.Copy !req
142. - YOU ARE FEELING RESTED.Copy !req
143. WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING,
WE'RE INTERVIEWING
YOUR REPLACEMENT.Copy !req
144. - AHH.Copy !req
145. - YES. I'M UP!Copy !req
146. - LOOK OUT!Copy !req
147. - MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT.Copy !req
148. - HEY, DVD, WHAT IF WE
JUST COMBINED THE URINAL
AND THE WATER FOUNTAIN?Copy !req
149. OH, BIRDMAN, WE'VE SOLD SPACE
ON YOU TO ADVERTISERS.Copy !req
150. STAND STILL.Copy !req
151. - HOW DO I GET OUT
OF THE BUILDING?Copy !req
152. - HA HA! DUH.Copy !req
153. AND IT'S BEEN BROUGHT
TO MY ATTENTIONCopy !req
154. THAT YOU'RE NOT USING BOTH SIDES
OF THE TOILET PAPER.Copy !req
155. YOU'RE WASTING A PLY.Copy !req
156. - YOUR PARKING SPACE
IS CONSIDERED A BENEFIT.Copy !req
157. - WHERE IS IT? MY—Copy !req
158. PEANUT, TRADE ME
A CRISP DOLLAR BILL
FOR THIS ONE.Copy !req
159. - 5 BUCKS AMERICAN.Copy !req
160. - I DON'T HAVE IT!Copy !req
161. - TWO SECONDS.
- I'LL OWE YOU!Copy !req
162. - THAT'S 3 POINTS OVER THE VIG
PER DAY, SNATCHY.Copy !req
163. - OHH!
- SORRY I'M LATE, YOUR HONOR.Copy !req
164. TRUCKS WENT OUT.Copy !req
165. YOUR HONOR, YOU HAVE BEFORE YOU
A SIMPLE MATTER,Copy !req
166. AN ORDINARY,
RUN-OF-THE-MILL DUCKCopy !req
167. WHO SIMPLY WANTS TO
CHANGE HIS NAME,Copy !req
168. AND I SUBMIT TO YOU
THAT IS THE GOD-GIVEN
CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTCopy !req
169. OF EVERY AMERICAN ANIMAL
TO DO JUST THATCopy !req
170. IF HE, SHE, OR IT WANTS TO.Copy !req
171. - FINE. MR. REDUCTO?Copy !req
172. - FRANKLY, I'M RATHER SHOCKED
THAT MR. BIRDMANCopy !req
173. WOULD WASTE THE COURT'S
VALUABLE TIMECopy !req
174. ON SUCH A FRIVOLOUS MATTER,
BUT, HELL, WE'RE HERE,Copy !req
175. SO TODAY WE'LL PROVE THAT HAVING
A RIDICULOUS-SOUNDING NAMECopy !req
176. SHOULD BE NO IMPEDIMENT
TO LIVING A NORMAL,
FULFILLING LIFE.Copy !req
177. TELL US, MR. DIDDLY,Copy !req
178. HAVE YOU EVER FOUND IT
AN IMPEDIMENTCopy !req
179. THAT YOUR NAME IS A EUPHEMISM
FOR COPULATION?Copy !req
180. - UM, LITTLE NICKY
DIDN'T SHOW UP THIS MORNING.Copy !req
181. THEY'RE GONNA BE SHORT A WAITER.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COVER.Copy !req
182. - I DON'T HAVE THE TIME.Copy !req
183. - YEAH, YOU DO, YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU RUN BACKCopy !req
184. TO FILL OUT
THAT NAME CHANGE PETITIONCopy !req
185. YOU'RE GONNA NEED HERE
IN, OH, I DON'T KNOW,
ABOUT 3 MINUTES.Copy !req
186. - I HAVE IT HERE.
I KNOW I FILLED IT OUT.Copy !req
187. - YEAH. SKATE LIKE
THE WIND, B-MAN.Copy !req
188. YOU'LL JUST MAKE
THE LUNCH CROWD.Copy !req
189. - OHH! I'LL BE BACK!Copy !req
190. - UH, COULD I HAVE
A SOUVLAKI, PLEASE?Copy !req
191. - SOUVLAKI!Copy !req
192. GIVE ME A PEN.Copy !req
193. $15.00?Copy !req
194. TAX!Copy !req
195. TIP!Copy !req
196. - 3 MINUTES!Copy !req
197. - AH-CHOO!Copy !req
198. JUDGE!Copy !req
199. - OH, BIRDMAN, GOOD.Copy !req
200. WE'RE A TABLE FOR 46.Copy !req
201. CAN YOU GET US SOMETHING
AWAY FROM THE KITCHEN?Copy !req
202. - UH, UH... SURE.Copy !req
203. - UH, YOU GOT SOME HUMMUS
THERE ON YOUR SLEEVE, MY FRIEND.Copy !req
204. - AHEM.Copy !req
205. - AH. WELL, THAT'S NOT
HUMMUS, IS IT?Copy !req
206. - LOOK OUT!Copy !req
207. - IF YOU THINK I'M SKIMMING,
DO IT YOURSELF, DAMN IT.Copy !req
208. WATER!Copy !req
209. - UH...Copy !req
210. - MR. BIRDMAN.Copy !req
211. - YAKKY, HEY, I'M SORRY
ABOUT YOUR CASE.Copy !req
212. IT'S JUST THAT
I'VE BEEN SO BUSY AND—Copy !req
213. - SORRY. NO NEED TO BE SORRY.Copy !req
214. I'M E-ECSTATIC!Copy !req
215. - OH. "IT IS
THE COURT'S JUDGMENTCopy !req
216. "THAT THE PLAINTIFF
YAKKY DOODLE SUBMITCopy !req
217. TO A COURT-APPROVED
CLINIC FOR"...Copy !req
218. - MY NEW NAME, EVERYONE—
CHEMICAL CASTRATION!Copy !req
219. - GO! GO! GO! GO!Copy !req
220. - YEAH!
- YEAH!Copy !req
221. - WHO'S GOT EFFICIENT NIPPLES?Copy !req
222. - YOU DO!Copy !req
223. - WE'LL APPEAL.Copy !req
224. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUPCopy !req
225. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
226. - WHO'S GOT EFFICIENT NIPPLES?Copy !req