Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law 2x8

Directed by Richard Ferguson-Hull

Peanut begins to feel his super-powers starting up, leaving Harvey in the awkward position of trying to explain to him the reasons for his new found desires. Meanwhile, Doggy Daddy is forced th go through training... with Phil!

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1. - I'D LIKE TO WELCOME YOU ALL TO THE BI-ANNUAL—

2. HA HA HA! "BI"--

3. SEBBEN AND SEBBEN BOARD OF DIRECTORS MEETING.

4. OK, FIRST CHART—LOOK OUT!

5. WE MADE A LOT OF MONEY THIS YEAR

6. BY SUING... LET'S SEE...

7. DOCTORS, DENTISTS, ASTROLOGISTS,

8. THE MAKER OF ALL-TERRAIN VEHICLES,

9. PEOPLE THAT OWN SIDEWALKS,

10. THE PEOPLE THAT PUT CHEESE IN THE CRUST,

11. BIG TOBACCO, LITTLE TOBACCO,

12. AND, OH, YEAH, SOME PRIESTS.

13. BUT AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE NEXT BOARD—

14. THINK FAST!

15. WHERE WE REALLY MADE THE MONEY THIS YEAR WAS IN—

16. SAME AS EVERYBODY ELSE—

17. ARMS SALES.

18. OH, NEW AREA THIS YEAR: OPIUM.

19. PEOPLE ARE JUST NUTS ABOUT IT,

20. SO WE'RE SEEING RISING PROFITS,

21. ENLARGING REVENUE, AND LOTS OF GOOD, FIRM GROWTH.

22. WE'RE TURGID WITH CASH.

23. TUMESCENT IN—MR. PEANUT,

24. DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SHARE

25. WITH THE REST OF THE CLASS?

26. - NOT REALLY.

27. - WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN GET UP HERE

28. AND TELL US THE PERCENTAGE

29. OUR REVENUE IS UP OVER LAST YEAR.

30. - BOARD OF DIRECTORS?

31. MORE LIKE THE BOARD OF ERECTORS!

32. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

33. - PEANUT.

34. - OH, GET AWAY FROM ME... DAD.

35. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

36. - PEANUT, UM... UH... HOLD ON.

37. "THERE COMES A TIME WHEN EVERY YOUNG SUPERHERO

38. STARTS TO GET THEIR SPECIAL POWERS."

39. WHAT DO YOU KNOW, HARVEY?

40. - NOT A LOT!

41. - SO, I GUESS WE'RE NOT GONNA NEED

42. THE BANANA AND THE CONDOM.

43. - UH, COME IN.

44. - OH, ARE YOU LOST, LITTLE DO—

45. UH, BOY?

46. - THEY HAVE MY DAD LOCKED UP IN A CAGE.

47. - ISN'T THAT CUTE? HE CALLS A JAIL CELL A CAGE.

48. - NO, REALLY, IT'S A CAGE.

49. A DOG CAGE. IT'S AWFUL.

50. - HUH.

51. - THEY SAY HE BIT SOMEONE,

52. AND NOW THEY WANT TO EUTHANIZE HIM.

53. - AW, THAT'S NOT SO BAD. WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE YOUNGER?

54. - WOW, THAT'S HOT!

55. - AYEE.

56. - SURE YOU DON'T WANT ANY? - NO. NO, THANK YOU.

57. - OH, LISTEN, CHIEF, I NEED A FAVOR.

58. PEANUT—WELL, HE'S GETTING HIS SUPERPOWERS,

59. AND HE REALLY NEEDS SOMEONE TO TALK TO.

60. SO, I FIGURED APACHE CHIEF, HE KNOWS ABOUT THIS STUFF.

61. - WELL, NOT ANY MORE THAN YOU.

62. - COME ON, DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T LEARN SOMETHING

63. FROM BEING IN THOSE FILMS IN THE EIGHTIES.

64. - "THE CHIEF'S TOTEM POLE," "THE CHIEF'S TEE PEE."

65. - PLEASE, I AM ASHAMED OF THOSE.

66. THE SUPER FRIENDS FIRED ME,

67. AND, WELL, THERE WERE BILLS TO PAY, AND—

68. - LOOK, ALL I'M ASKING IS YOU TAKE HIM TO A BALL GAME OR SOMETHING

69. AND TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT.

70. - WHEN I CAME OF AGE,

71. MY FATHER TOOK ME TO WATCH TWO BISON MATE.

72. - OR YOU COULD TAKE HIM TO WATCH TWO BISON MATE.

73. WHATEVER YOU THINK IS BEST.

74. - UH, PEANUT, SO...

75. YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS THAT YOU HAVE

76. ABOUT GOING THROUGH SUPERTY.

77. - OK, YEAH, I DO HAVE SOME QUESTIONS.

78. DOES IT MATTER WHAT SIZE MY SHIELD IS?

79. WHEN WILL I START TO GET MY CAPE?

80. IS IT OK IF MY POWER BANDS STICK OUT AN ANGLE

81. WHEN I'M EXCITED— I MEAN STICK OUT?

82. WELL, YES, UH...

83. OOH, PEANUT, LOOK. OVER THERE.

84. FAR, FAR AWAY IN THE FIELD.

85. - CHARGE!

86. - SO, HE BIT SOMEONE, DID HE?

87. UH-HUH. LET ME CHECK SOMETHING.

88. COME HERE, BOY. COME ON, BOY, COME HERE.

89. - DID HE JUST CALL ME "BOY"?

90. - LOOK WHO HAS A TREAT. LOOK WHO HAS A TREAT.

91. GOOD BOY. GOOD BOY.

92. COME HERE.

93. THAT'S IT. DON'T BITE.

94. DON'T BITE.

95. - THIS IS HUMILIATIN'.

96. - OH, YEAH, JUST AS I THOUGHT.

97. NO TAGS.

98. LOOK, SON, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOUR DOG HERE,

99. AND GET HIM HIS RABIES SHOT.

100. - I'M NOT GONNA CONTRACT RABIES.

101. I'M AN UPSTANDIN' CITIZEN.

102. I'M IN THE KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS, FOR PETE'S SAKE.

103. - OH, HE'S SHOWING ME HIS TEETH.

104. THIS COURT ORDERS THAT THE DEFENDANT BE SENT TO AGGRESSIVENESS TRAINING.

105. - WHERE AM I GOING TO FIND A TRAINER?

106. - I'M A TRAINER.

107. - OH, AND GET HIM FIXED WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, WILL YOU?

108. - WHERE AM I GOING TO FIND A VET?

109. - WELL, I'M NOT A VET, BUT I DO HAVE THESE PLIERS.

110. - WOW, THIS IS A FIRST. YOU DOING YOUR OWN LAUNDRY, SON?

111. WHAT GIVES?

112. - OH, NOTHING. I, UH,

113. I JUST SPILLED A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BED.

114. - THIS IS A SIGN THAT YOU MAY BE GETTING YOUR SUPERPOWERS.

115. ANOTHER SIGN...

116. - MOST IMPORTANT THING, BIRDMAN,

117. YOU HAVE TO TEACH THEM YOU'RE DOMINANT.

118. FIRST STEP, MARK YOUR TERRITORY.

119. HERE.

120. AND...

121. HERE.

122. I THINK THAT ABOUT COVERS IT.

123. - WELL, UH, I WAS JUST WONDERING.

124. WHEN YOUR... WHAT'S YOUR TERM FOR IT?

125. - YOUNG WARD?

126. - RIGHT. WHEN YOUR YOUNG WARD CAME OF AGE,

127. HOW DID YOU DEAL WITH IT?

128. - OH, I SAT HIM DOWN, TALKED TO HIM.

129. - YEAH, RIGHT, I TRIED THAT. ANYTHING ELSE?

130. - WELL, I ALSO TOOK HIM TO THAT EXOTIC DANCE PLACE.

131. - DANCE PLACE?

132. - YEAH, YOU KNOW. THE LEGION OF DANCE.

133. - HEY, CAN I HAVE THAT BACK?

134. UGH!

135. THANK YOU.

136. OW!

137. HEY, CAN I HAVE THAT BACK?

138. PLEASE.

139. OH!

140. JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO.

141. OW!

142. - I'M THE ALPHA MALE. I'M THE ALPHA MALE!

143. - OW! WHAT THE HELL?

144. - SCRAT MAT. TEACHES YOU NOT TO SIT ON THE FURNITURE.

145. - BUT IT'S MY RECLINER!

146. I HAVE THE RECEIPT FOR IT RIGHT HERE!

147. AAUGH!

148. - PEANUT. OH, PEANUT.

149. - OH, YEAH...

150. LOOK AT THE BLASTERS ON THAT.

151. I'M HAVING A BLAST IN HERE.

152. - PEANUT, I'VE FOUND A FUN WAY

153. TO TEACH YOU WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR BOD—

154. OHHHH!

155. AND HE'S SPENDING ALL OF HIS TIME

156. SHOOTING OFF HIS POWER BANDS TO PICTURES OF VILLAINS.

157. - DISGUSTING.

158. NEXT TIME IT HAPPENS, YOU TAKE MY SHRINK GUN,

159. AND YOU MAKE IT SMALL AGAIN.

160. YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING IT WOULD BE MORE HEALTHY

161. IF HE HAD AN EXPERIENCE WITH AN ACTUAL VILLAIN—

162. SOMEONE WE KNEW.

163. THAT WAY, WE COULD MAKE SURE

164. HIS FIRST TIME IS A GENTLE, NURTURING, POSITIVE—

165. - BACK OFF!

166. NO WAY. CALL SOMEONE ELSE.

167. - OH, COME ON, REDUCTO. WHO?

168. - I DON'T KNOW, BIRDMAN.

169. FIND SOMEONE WHO LIKES THIS SORT OF THING.

170. - HELLO. WHO IS THIS?

171. - HARVEY. HARVEY BIRDMAN.

172. - STOP TEASING, ZARDO. I KNOW IT'S YOU.

173. - NO, NO, REALLY. IT'S ME, HARVEY.

174. - OH, YEAH, RIGHT, SURE.

175. IF THIS IS BIRDMAN, TELL ME WHERE YOU WERE

176. LAST TUESDAY AT 10:37 P.M.

177. - UM, THE NAIL SHACK?

178. - AHHH, IT'S YOU!

179. IT'S YOU!

180. - WAIT. HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS?

181. - WELL, BECAUSE I'M STALKING YOU.

182. JEEZ.

183. HOLD ON. I HAVE TO CHANGE PHONES.

184. - GO ON. - HELLO?

185. - IT'S PERFECT.

186. IT'S LIKE HE'S RIGHT HERE WITH ME.

187. HEY, ZARDO, LOOK.

188. BIRDMAN CALLED ME.

189. - SO, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?

190. - OH, THE USUAL—

191. OBSESSING ABOUT YOU, PLOTTING TO KILL YOU.

192. - RIGHT, RIGHT.

193. LOOK, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD DO ME A FAVOR.

194. - A FAVOR? OH, THIS IS GOOD.

195. - PEANUT IS—WELL...

196. HE'S READY TO HAVE RELATIONS WITH A VILLAIN,

197. AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD, UH...

198. YOU KNOW, AGREE TO LET PEANUT BLAST YOU.

199. - WAIT, IS THAT THE LITTLE GUY? THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU?

200. - THAT'S THE ONE.

201. - HMM. YEAH, HE'S KIND OF CUTE.

202. BUT YOU SURE WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU? HA HA!

203. - NO, NO. HA HA!

204. - WELL, OK...

205. BUT IT WILL COST YOU, BIRDMAN.

206. - WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?

207. - OH, I DON'T KNOW.

208. THE CREST ON BIRDMAN'S HELMET?

209. - NOT MY CREST! IT GIVES ME MY POWERS!

210. I THINK.

211. - I GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO ASK SOMEBODY ELSE.

212. OK, I'LL DO IT...

213. FOR PEANUT.

214. - I'LL BE RIGHT OVER TO COLLECT PAYMENT, BIRDMAN.

215. IN ADVANCE.

216. WHAA HA HA HA!

217. AWWW...

218. - I DON'T KNOW, MR. BLACK VULCAN.

219. I'M JUST NERVOUS ABOUT MY FIRST TIME.

220. - OH, YOU SHOULDN'T BE NERVOUS, LITTLE MAN.

221. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING.

222. - BUT... DOES IT HURT?

223. - HA HA HA!

224. WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON WHO'S GIVING AND WHO'S RECEIVING.

225. YOU KNOW, I WAS NERVOUS ABOUT MY FIRST TIME.

226. - YOU WERE?

227. - OH, YEAH. I THINK EVERYBODY IS.

228. - CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT IT WAS LIKE?

229. - WELL, I REMEMBER IT WAS A WARM NIGHT.

230. THERE WE WERE, ALL ALONE.

231. AQUAMAN, WHERE ARE YOU?

232. WE MADE SOME SMALL TALK.

233. YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS.

234. WE WERE BOTH NERVOUS.

235. I SWEAR, SOMEWHERE I HEARD MUSIC START PLAYING.

236. I FELT SOMETHING HAPPENING.

237. - IN YOUR PANTS?

238. - THAT'S RIGHT, IN MY PANTS.

239. WELL, ANYWAY, NATURE JUST TOOK ITS COURSE.

240. IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING.

241. SO, SEE? THERE'S NOTHING TO BE WORRIED ABOUT, MY PEANUT.

242. - WELL, I GUESS NOT, HUH?

243. WOW, THANKS, BLACK VULCAN.

244. - HA HA HA HA! MY PLEASURE.

245. HA HA!

246. - WELL, YOU CAN FINALLY TAKE YOUR DO—DAD HOME.

247. - THERE YOU GO!

248. HARDLY HAD TO USE THE CATTLE PROD.

249. - WOOF. WOOF.

250. - NOW, THE WAY TO MAKE HIM ROLL OVER IS—

251. - YOU, BIRDMAN.

252. HAND OVER YOUR CREST!

253. OH, I'M SORRY. IS THIS A BAD TIME?

254. - NO, NO, IT'S FINE.

255. YOU SURE I COULDN'T PAY YOU SOME OTHER WAY?

256. - NO, NO, THE CREST IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

257. - WELL, OK. LET ME JUST...

258. - NO, MR. BIRDMAN, DON'T. NOT YOUR CREST.

259. - DON'T DO IT, MAN!

260. - SORRY. IT'S FOR PEANUT.

261. - HA HA HA HA!

262. - WHAT A LOOKER!

263. - HEY, EVERYBODY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET METALLO.

264. - HE'S MY NEW VILLAIN FRIEND.

265. - WELL, NICE TO MEET YOU, METALLO.

266. - IS IT OK IF I STILL HAVE THE CREST?

267. HURTING ME! HURTING ME!

268. LIKING IT. LIKING IT.

269. - ROLL OVER.

270. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

271. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

272. —www.ncicap.org—