1. - THAT FEELS GOOD!
AHH...Copy !req
2. - HARD DAY
AT THE BUTTON, DEAR?Copy !req
3. - OH, BRUTAL.Copy !req
4. BRUTAL! I HAD
TO PUSH THE BUTTONCopy !req
5. ON AND OFF 5 TIMES!Copy !req
6. THAT SPACELY IS
A SLAVEDRIVER.Copy !req
7. WHAT THE?Copy !req
8. - ALL BUILDINGS ELEVATE
TO ZONE 4.Copy !req
9. - AAH! I CAN'T SWIM!Copy !req
10. AAH! I NEVER COULD!Copy !req
11. - LEVEL STILL RISING.Copy !req
12. - WE CAN'T GO ANY HIGHER!Copy !req
13. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN
IT WON'T GO ANY HIGHER!Copy !req
14. YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING, YOU ASS!Copy !req
15. OH! THE MUTANTS!Copy !req
16. - WOMAN!Copy !req
17. - HA!Copy !req
18. UNH!Copy !req
19. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUPCopy !req
20. - OH! LET'S SEE.Copy !req
21. THIS ONE'S ACTUALLY
PRETTY WELL-BALANCED.Copy !req
22. HOO!Copy !req
23. SEE THE QUICK—
I CAN DO IT QUICK, TOO.Copy !req
24. WHOA-OH!Copy !req
25. LOOK OUT!
HEH HEH HEH!Copy !req
26. - COME ON IN!Copy !req
27. - LET'S SEE HERE, UH...Copy !req
28. THE TRANSPORTATION BELT,
IT'S BROKEN!Copy !req
29. - OH! WELL, HOW WILL
WE GET THERE, GEORGE?Copy !req
30. - OH, DO WE HAVE TO WALK?Copy !req
31. - COME ON!
- OUCH!Copy !req
32. - OOH!
- WE CAN... MAKE IT.Copy !req
33. - ARE WE THERE YET?Copy !req
34. UGH.
- HANG IN THERE, EVERYBODY!Copy !req
35. WE CAN DO THIS!Copy !req
36. - DAD, CAN WE REST?
- NO! HAVE TO KEEP MOVING!Copy !req
37. IT'S TOO COLD AT NIGHTFALL!Copy !req
38. - HEY, BIRDMAN!
GET THAT THING I SENT YA?Copy !req
39. - YEAH, SURE DID, RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
40. - HEH HEH! JUST CHECKIN'!Copy !req
41. - HA, YOU'RE ONE THOROUGH HIPPO!
HA HA HA!Copy !req
42. - YES, SIR!
- HA HA HA!Copy !req
43. ALL RIGHTY, THEN.
HA HA HA!Copy !req
44. WELL, GOTTA RUN.
SEE Y'ALL TOMORROW.Copy !req
45. - GEORGE! WE HAVE TO STOP!Copy !req
46. ASTRO, HE—HE'S FALLEN BEHIND!Copy !req
47. - AW, RIT'S RORAY!
RO RON!Copy !req
48. RITHOUT ME!Copy !req
49. OHH... OH! ROH!Copy !req
50. RO... ROLD.Copy !req
51. - LOOK AWAY, SON.
LOOK AWAY.Copy !req
52. - UGH, HELP, PLEASE!
UGH!Copy !req
53. OH, PLEASE!Copy !req
54. - OW! OW! OW!Copy !req
55. OW! OW! OW!
OUCH!Copy !req
56. - AH!Copy !req
57. - PLEASE, MAKE YOURSELVES
AT HOME!Copy !req
58. - OOH, SANZA BELT.Copy !req
59. YOU DON'T SEE THAT MUCH ANYMORE.
YOU GUYS FROM FLORIDA?Copy !req
60. - NO, WE'RE FROM THE FUTURE.Copy !req
61. - YEAH, THE 21st CENTURY.Copy !req
62. - THE MAGNIFICENT
FAR-OFF YEAR OF 2002!Copy !req
63. - REALLY?Copy !req
64. - YES, TALKING-APE MAN!Copy !req
65. WE ARE FROM A SOCIETY
MUCH ADVANCED OVER YOUR OWN!Copy !req
66. A SOCIETY DRIVEN
BY SPROCKETS!Copy !req
67. A TECHNOLOGICAL MARVEL
THAT GIVES US ITEMS
SUCH AS THIS!Copy !req
68. - WHO'S FEELING PEA-NUTTY?Copy !req
69. - SO, NEED SOMETHING NOTARIZED?Copy !req
70. - HA HA HA!Copy !req
71. NAH, WE CAME BACK
TO SUE YOU ALLCopy !req
72. FOR COMPLETELY RUINING
THE PLANET.Copy !req
73. - HA HA, WELL, NOW,
I'M NOT SO SURE YOU CAN SAYCopy !req
74. WITHOUT A DOUBT THAT WE'RE
ACTUALLY RUIN—AAH!Copy !req
75. WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
76. - THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
WHEN YOU GENETICALLY MODIFYCopy !req
77. CORN A LITTLE TOO MUCH.Copy !req
78. - I'LL TAKE THE CASE!Copy !req
79. - GREAT! HERE'S ALL
THE ENVIRONMENTAL INFORMATIONCopy !req
80. YOU'LL NEED RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
81. - WHAT ARE THESE?
- PUNCH CARDS.Copy !req
82. IN THE FUTURE,
THAT'S HOW WE INPUT DATACopy !req
83. INTO MACHINES WE CALL
"COMPUTERS."Copy !req
84. - YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?Copy !req
85. - THEY'RE TRYING TO GET ME,
BIRDMAN!Copy !req
86. - UH, WHO ARE?Copy !req
87. - THE GRAYS!Copy !req
88. - UGH, I'M SORRY, WHAT?Copy !req
89. - THEY'VE COME
TO ANALLY PROBE ME!Copy !req
90. HA HA HA!
THIRD KIND!Copy !req
91. HELP ME TEAR THIS.Copy !req
92. - HA HA, PHIL!
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK—Copy !req
93. - BRR! BRR! BRR!
AH-OOH!Copy !req
94. - AAH!
- THAT'S JUST CORN!Copy !req
95. - YEAH, SEE?Copy !req
96. I GO TO WORK 3 HOURS A DAYCopy !req
97. AND PUSH A BUTTON,Copy !req
98. WHILE MY WIFE STAYS HOME
AND DOES ALL THE HOUSEWORK...Copy !req
99. IN AN APRON.Copy !req
100. - THAT IS ADVANCED.Copy !req
101. - AND THE WAY WE GET MEALS ISCopy !req
102. WE JUST PRESS A COUPLE
OF BUTTONS AND BAM!Copy !req
103. IT'S DONE JUST LIKE THAT!Copy !req
104. - AMAZING.
EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
105. OK, SO, I WANT TO KNOW—
WHAT HAPPENS?Copy !req
106. WILL THERE BE A CURE FOR CANCER?Copy !req
107. WHEN AM I GOING TO DIE?Copy !req
108. DID VIDEO EVER DEFINITIVELY
KILL THE RADIO STAR?Copy !req
109. - WHAT ARE TONIGHT'S "BIG PICK"
NUMBERS?Copy !req
110. - HEH HEH, THOSE ARE THINGS
EVEN A SIMPLE SCHOOLCHILD KNOWS.Copy !req
111. ELROY?Copy !req
112. - 5-19-23-4.Copy !req
113. - BUT COULDN'T YOU,
BY BEING HERE AND CHANGINGCopy !req
114. THE TINIEST LITTLE THING,Copy !req
115. ALTER THE COURSE
OF THE ENTIRE FUTURE?Copy !req
116. - PFFT! EH, COME ON!Copy !req
117. - YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO ALSO HAVE
THE QUICK-PICK NUMBERS IN THERE?Copy !req
118. IT'S PEOPLE!Copy !req
119. THE MEDITERRANEAN WRAP
IS PEOPLE!Copy !req
120. NO, WAIT.
MAYBE IT'S BABA GANOUSH.Copy !req
121. SORRY.Copy !req
122. - WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
123. - THAT?Copy !req
124. UH, THAT'S A JURY.Copy !req
125. - HA HA HA!Copy !req
126. I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
127. - MUCH BETTER!Copy !req
128. - OK!
LET'S START WITH—Copy !req
129. - MR. BIRDMAN.Copy !req
130. - I'M SORRY, WHAT?Copy !req
131. - YOU'RE GONNA CALL
MR. BIRDMAN FIRST.Copy !req
132. - NO! STOP! TOO CUTE!Copy !req
133. POCKET NOSTRADAMUS HERE THINKS
HE KNOWS THE FUTURE.Copy !req
134. HUH?
INTERESTING!Copy !req
135. BECAUSE, SEE, NO ONE KNOWS
THE FUTURE EXCEPT ME!Copy !req
136. MENTOK!
THE MIND-TAKER!Copy !req
137. OOH-OOH!Copy !req
138. AND TO PROVE IT, I SAY WE START
WITH MR. FR—Copy !req
139. MR. F—Copy !req
140. MR. F—HEH HEH!Copy !req
141. MR.--
ARG!Copy !req
142. I MUST... RESIST...Copy !req
143. G—GAAH!Copy !req
144. MR. FR—R-R—
MR.--OH!Copy !req
145. ALMOST THERE!Copy !req
146. MR. FREE—Copy !req
147. MR. FRIZZ—Copy !req
148. MR. FRIZZ—KAAH!Copy !req
149. OK, IT'S MR. BIRDMAN.Copy !req
150. - MIND-TAKER.
OOH-OOH!Copy !req
151. - PLANET EARTH.Copy !req
152. HAVE YOU STOPPED TO CONSIDER
ITS AWE-INSPIRING BEAUTY?Copy !req
153. THE TREES.Copy !req
154. THE RIVERS.Copy !req
155. THE MOUNTAINS.Copy !req
156. THE LINGERIE MODELS.Copy !req
157. - HA HA!Copy !req
158. - DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING,
DID YA? HUH?Copy !req
159. SMARTIE.Copy !req
160. - ARE WE KILLING THIS BEAUTY?Copy !req
161. SOME WOULD SAY NOT.Copy !req
162. BUT... I HAVE HERE IN MY HAND
FROM THE FUTURE...Copy !req
163. VIDEOTAPED EVIDENCE OF
WHERE THIS PLANET IS HEADED!Copy !req
164. - DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE WE CAN
GET A BETAMAX MACHINE?Copy !req
165. - HA HA!Copy !req
166. OH? OOH! AAH!Copy !req
167. EH! AAH! AAH!Copy !req
168. HUH?Copy !req
169. HERE WE GO.Copy !req
170. HA... OOH!Copy !req
171. NO! NO!Copy !req
172. - SNACKERDOOBLE?Copy !req
173. - TELL ME,
UH, MR. ASTRO,Copy !req
174. IN THE FUTURE, WHERE YOU'RE,
AHEM, FROM,Copy !req
175. IS IT HOT OR NOT?Copy !req
176. - UH, ROT.Copy !req
177. - THERE YOU HAVE IT.
NOT!Copy !req
178. - RO! ROT! ROT!Copy !req
179. - "NO, NOT, NOT"
A THOUSAND TIMES NOT.Copy !req
180. NOTHING FURTHER.Copy !req
181. - GO!Copy !req
182. - STAY IN YOUR LANE.Copy !req
183. MIND THE LINES.Copy !req
184. HANDS AT 10 AND 2.Copy !req
185. ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE
A LEFT TURNCopy !req
186. OR SPEND ALL AFTERNOON
INDICATING?Copy !req
187. - YOU THINK WE'RE RUINING
THE PLANET?Copy !req
188. - YES, BIRDMAN,
I THINK WE—Copy !req
189. BACK OFF,
SHRINK GUN!Copy !req
190. YOUR EXCURSION WILL BE
EXPEDITION-SIZED!Copy !req
191. THE KEY, BIRDMAN,
ARE THE 3 R's.Copy !req
192. "REDUCE"...Copy !req
193. I FORGET THE OTHER ONES.Copy !req
194. ANYWAY, YOU'RE FINE.
YOU'RE SOLAR-POWERED.Copy !req
195. - OH, YOU KNOW HOW PATHETIC
IT IS TO BE SOLAR-POWERED?Copy !req
196. ALL THE OTHER GUYS GOT
THEIR STRENGTH FROM REAL STUFF.Copy !req
197. YOU KNOW, RADIATION,
CHEMICAL SPILL, COAL—Copy !req
198. - WHO GOT THEIR POWER FROM COAL?Copy !req
199. - I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
200. WHAT EFFECT CAN ONE PERSON
POSSIBLY HAVECopy !req
201. ON THE ENVIRONMENT?Copy !req
202. - HOW WAS YOUR PANDA BURGER?
- PRETTY GOOD.Copy !req
203. I SAY WE FIND THE INSENSITIVE,
SHORT-SIGHTED,Copy !req
204. SELF-ABSORBED PEOPLE
WHO ARE RUINING THIS PLANETCopy !req
205. AND HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE!Copy !req
206. SO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF THE JURY,Copy !req
207. WE ARE ASKING FOR 3,000...Copy !req
208. KRIZNEKS?Copy !req
209. IN DAMAGES.Copy !req
210. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF THE JURY... VAC,Copy !req
211. UM, IT'S, WHAT, AUGUST?Copy !req
212. AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT, OOH, I'M FREEZING!Copy !req
213. COME ON, WHAT ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT HERE, "GLOBAL WARMING?"Copy !req
214. - OK, DO YOU HAVE A VERDICT?Copy !req
215. - IT NEVER GIVES
A WRONG VERDICT.Copy !req
216. - O.J. IS—
OOF!Copy !req
217. OH... UGH.
NICE SHOES.Copy !req
218. - WELL, I'M SORRY
WE DIDN'T WIN.Copy !req
219. NOT ONLY FOR YOUR SAKE,Copy !req
220. BUT FOR THE SAKE
OF THE AIMLESSCopy !req
221. AND PAINFULLY UNFOCUSED
DEMOCRATIC PARTY.Copy !req
222. - AW, THAT'S OK,Copy !req
223. GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-Copy !req
224. GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-
GREAT-GRANDDAD!Copy !req
225. - WHAT?
YOU MEAN...Copy !req
226. I'M YOUR...Copy !req
227. THAT MEANS, AT SOME POINT
IN THE FUTURE,Copy !req
228. I ACTUALLY GET TO HAVE SEX
WITH A WOMAN!Copy !req
229. - NO, THERE'S OTHER WAYS.Copy !req
230. - MEOW! ME SO HORNY!Copy !req
231. BRR! BRR! BRR!Copy !req
232. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
THIS OVER WITH.Copy !req
233. - OH... SO SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW
THERE WAS... SOMEONE ELSE.Copy !req
234. YOU HUSSY!
YOU CHEATING COB!Copy !req
235. - WELL, I GUESS WE BETTER GET
BACK TO THE FUTURE!Copy !req
236. - WHOA!Copy !req
237. - HEH,
NOW THAT THEY'RE GONE,Copy !req
238. I WONDER WHAT PROFOUND,
IMMEASURABLE EFFECTSCopy !req
239. THEIR COMING BACK
IN TIME WILL HAVE.Copy !req
240. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUPCopy !req
241. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
242. - COME ON!Copy !req