1. - AND SO YOU MERELY
WANTED TO SHRINK—Copy !req
2. SHRINKING!--
SOME WRINKLES.Copy !req
3. IS THAT CORRECT?Copy !req
4. - YES.Copy !req
5. - AND YOUR DOCTOR
SUGGESTED BOTOXCopy !req
6. TO SOLVE
THE PROBLEM.Copy !req
7. - OH!
- YES.Copy !req
8. - TELL US,
WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
9. - WELL, I THINK
HE USED TOO MUCH.Copy !req
10. - MR. DROOPY...Copy !req
11. BEFORE YOUR PROCEDURE,Copy !req
12. DO YOU REMEMBER SIGNING
ANY PAPERS?Copy !req
13. - SOME INSURANCE FORMS, MAYBE.Copy !req
14. - YOU SIGNED
ONE OTHER FORM,Copy !req
15. ONE THAT YOU SEEM
TO HAVE CONVENIENTLY FORGOTTEN.Copy !req
16. YOUR HONOR,
EXHIBIT 12C,Copy !req
17. SIGNED BY THE PLAINTIFF
WAIVING ANY AND ALL RIGHTSCopy !req
18. TO SEEK DAMAGES SHOULD
THE PROCEDURE GO AWRY.Copy !req
19. - HMM.Copy !req
20. - BOO HOO.
BOO HOO HOO.Copy !req
21. - WE WON?Copy !req
22. WE WON!Copy !req
23. HERE! CASH!
LOTS OF IT!Copy !req
24. HA HA! WHO WANTS
MY LEXUS?Copy !req
25. - HA! THANK YOU!Copy !req
26. - OH, AND HERE.Copy !req
27. A COUPON BOOK OF
FREE COSMETIC SURGERY.Copy !req
28. - "LIPOSUCTION, LIPOSUCTION,
TUMMY TUCK,Copy !req
29. FREE ENTREE WITH THE PURCHASE
OF AN ENTREE OF EQUAL
OR GREATER VALUE."Copy !req
30. WAY TO GO, BIRD—
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
31. VICE PRESIDENT BIRDMAN.Copy !req
32. - VICE PRESIDENT BIRDMAN?Copy !req
33. BOO HOO.Copy !req
34. - WHO ROLLIN' WIT DA NUT?Copy !req
35. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUPCopy !req
36. - YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT.Copy !req
37. BIRDMAN KICKING THAT DEFENSELESS
LITTLE DOG AROUND THE COURTROOM.Copy !req
38. THAT CUR, THAT MUTT,
THAT BITCH.Copy !req
39. - ACTUALLY,
HE'S A BIRD DOG,Copy !req
40. SO TECHNICALLY
HE'S NOT A—Copy !req
41. - HEEL!Copy !req
42. - HARVEY,
WOULD YOU ALLOW MECopy !req
43. TO PROSTRATE MYSELF
BEFORE YOU?Copy !req
44. - HE'S A KILLER,
THIS ONE—Copy !req
45. A REAL STONE-COLD LITIGATOR.Copy !req
46. BOO HOO...Copy !req
47. - HARVEY!Copy !req
48. I'M GOING TO GET SOMEONECopy !req
49. TO COME AND REDECORATE
YOUR OFFICE.Copy !req
50. WE'D NEVER DREAM OF ASKING
OUR BRAND-NEW VICE PRESIDENTCopy !req
51. TO WORK IN SUCH A DUMP.Copy !req
52. - TECHNICALLY—
- SIT!Copy !req
53. AND, BIRDMAN,
WHAT SAY YOU HELP ME HAND OUT
THESE PLASTIC SURGERY COUPONS?Copy !req
54. BOOB JOB. BOOB JOB.
BOOB JOB.Copy !req
55. NOSE JOB.
AND ASS JOB.Copy !req
56. - HUH...Copy !req
57. - RHINOPLASTY.
RHINOPLASTY.Copy !req
58. HIPPOPLASTY.Copy !req
59. - HI. I'M HERE TO KILL—
AH, SEE BIRDMAN.Copy !req
60. - AND YOU ARE?Copy !req
61. - AH, X. X THE—Copy !req
62. - THE INTERIOR DECORATOR.
FINALLY.Copy !req
63. - OH! I'M IN HIS OFFICE.Copy !req
64. AND HE'S NOT EVEN HERE.
HA HA!Copy !req
65. OH, I GET TO SIT
IN HIS CHAIR!Copy !req
66. - THE FURNITURE SHIPMENT'S HERE.Copy !req
67. - OK. YEAH, YEAH.
SEND IT ON IN.Copy !req
68. - OH!Copy !req
69. HOLY—Copy !req
70. - DO YOU LIKE IT?Copy !req
71. HA. DO YOU LIKE IT?Copy !req
72. - I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.Copy !req
73. - HA HA HA!Copy !req
74. - IS THAT A MING?Copy !req
75. - ISN'T IT GREAT?
TRY OUT THE DESK.Copy !req
76. - GUESS WHO JUST GOT LASIK.Copy !req
77. YEP. IT'S AMAZING.
I'VE NEVER SEEN BETTER.Copy !req
78. AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE
OF YOU, HARV—OOPS!Copy !req
79. VICE PRESIDENT HARVEY.Copy !req
80. HA HA HA!Copy !req
81. IT'S PAYDAY.
I'LL PUT IT ON YOUR DESK.Copy !req
82. - PHIL, NO—Copy !req
83. - LET'S SEE HERE.
OVER THIS...Copy !req
84. DOUBLE BACK.
HA HA!Copy !req
85. TOILE! HARDLY RECOGNIZE
THE PLACE.Copy !req
86. SHARP LEFT AND BACK.Copy !req
87. NICE WORK.Copy !req
88. OF COURSE YOU KEPT
TO BUDGET?Copy !req
89. - POTTERY BARN.
DESIGNER SECRET.Copy !req
90. - I WON THE CASE,
GOT PROMOTED,Copy !req
91. GOT ALL THESE VASES,
OFFICE.Copy !req
92. YOU KNOW, I SHOULD FEEL GOOD,
BUT SOMETHING'S WRONG.Copy !req
93. SIGH.Copy !req
94. BOO HOO...Copy !req
95. - SIGH.Copy !req
96. SIGH.Copy !req
97. - WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
98. V.P.s DON'T PIDDLE
WITH THE PIFFLE.Copy !req
99. YOU'RE AN EXECUTIVE.Copy !req
100. - IN YOUR PANTS?Copy !req
101. - TO THE EXECUTIVE PISSOIR.Copy !req
102. - ACTUALLY, SIR,
I AM NOT ALLOWED.Copy !req
103. THEY GAVE MY SPOT TO SOMEONE...Copy !req
104. SOMEONE MORE DESERVING.Copy !req
105. - FELLAS.Copy !req
106. - SENOR, JEFE, IF YOU COULD,
JUST ONE SMALL FAVOR.Copy !req
107. - SURE.Copy !req
108. - BEFORE YOU ENTER,Copy !req
109. COULD YOU PLEASE
EXPECTORATE ON ME?Copy !req
110. JUST ONCE FOR THE HONOR
OF MY FAMILY.Copy !req
111. - I'M SORRY, DID YOU SAY—Copy !req
112. - EXPECTORATE. THE—
¿COMO SE DICE?Copy !req
113. SI. SI. THE SPITTING.Copy !req
114. - WHAT?Copy !req
115. - DO NOT MAKE ME BEG FURTHER
FOR THIS PRIVILEGE.Copy !req
116. - BIRDMAN,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?Copy !req
117. DON'T YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGS?Copy !req
118. - YOU ARE TOO KIND, MR. PHIL.Copy !req
119. NOW, MR. BIRDMAN—Copy !req
120. - UH, I CAN'T.Copy !req
121. - HEY, I CAN.Copy !req
122. - SI.Copy !req
123. - NOW KICK HIM!Copy !req
124. KICK HIM! KICK HIM!Copy !req
125. - I REALLY HAVE TO...Copy !req
126. - OH!Copy !req
127. - THEY'RE ALL THE SAME,
THE PRIVILEGED.Copy !req
128. ALL THEY CAN THINK OF
IS THEMSELVES!Copy !req
129. - WOW.Copy !req
130. - HA HA HA! V.P.!Copy !req
131. BACKRUB.Copy !req
132. - AM I SUPPOSED TO... IN THIS?Copy !req
133. - NOTHING LIKE GOLD ON GOLD.Copy !req
134. - YOU KNOW, PHIL,
I'VE WANTED THIS A LONG TIME:Copy !req
135. THE MONEY, THE ATTENTION—Copy !req
136. - BACKRUB.Copy !req
137. - BACKRUB?Copy !req
138. OOF!Copy !req
139. BUT SOMEHOW
IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.Copy !req
140. - YOU KNOW, IT DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT
TO ME AT FIRST, EITHER.Copy !req
141. - IT DIDN'T?Copy !req
142. - NOPE, BUT NOW I CAN'T GO WEE
WITHOUT A LITTLE RUB.Copy !req
143. - NO, I MEANCopy !req
144. US PROFITING OFF THE MISERY
OF THAT POOR LITTLE DOG.Copy !req
145. - OH, THAT. WELL,
THINK OF IT THIS WAY, BIRDMAN,Copy !req
146. WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY DO
TO MAKE HIS LIFE ANY BETTER?Copy !req
147. LOWER. LOWER.Copy !req
148. HIGHER.Copy !req
149. - THAT'S IT!Copy !req
150. - YES, IT IS.Copy !req
151. HIGHER!Copy !req
152. - LOOK OUT!Copy !req
153. - CHECK YOUR DOORSTEP.Copy !req
154. - I'M SORRY, WHAT?Copy !req
155. - CHECK YOUR DOORSTEP.Copy !req
156. - MR. BIRDMAN?Copy !req
157. OH, BOY.
GOLDEN AND DELICIOUS.Copy !req
158. BOO HOO. BOO HOO HOO.Copy !req
159. - AAH!Copy !req
160. BY THE WAY, YOU REALLY
SHOULD GET A LOCKCopy !req
161. PUT ON THE WINDOWS.Copy !req
162. ANYONE CAN GET RIGHT IN.Copy !req
163. SO? WHAT THINK YOU, BIRDMAN?Copy !req
164. - WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
165. - IT'S AN ISLAND...Copy !req
166. WITH A BUILT-IN MICROWAVE.Copy !req
167. - LOOK OUT!Copy !req
168. - HEY, HARVEY,
LOOK AT MY NEW BUTT!Copy !req
169. I OWE IT ALL TO YOU.Copy !req
170. - GLAD YOU LIKE IT.Copy !req
171. CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW SHALLOW
EVERYONE IS AROUND HERE?Copy !req
172. PEANUT, YOU?Copy !req
173. - WELL, THE DOCTOR SAID
MEG RYAN,Copy !req
174. AND I JUST SAID, "GO."Copy !req
175. - OH!Copy !req
176. - KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO'S THERE?Copy !req
177. FILTHY LUCRE, THAT'S WHO.Copy !req
178. - PUT IT OVER THERE.Copy !req
179. - AND A CALF IMPLANTCopy !req
180. JUST BECAUSE
YOU DESERVE IT, HARVEY!Copy !req
181. - DESERVE IT. TSK!Copy !req
182. HMM.Copy !req
183. PAYING IT FORWARD.Copy !req
184. - BIRDMAN, THE DOCTOR—THE ONE
YOU GOT OFF—GOT ANOTHER CASE.Copy !req
185. BOTCHED BAZUNGAS ON A—
IT'S A WEIRD NAME.Copy !req
186. SAFFOLA,
POLYUNSATURA—Copy !req
187. OLIVE—OLIVE OYL!Copy !req
188. WE'RE GETTING MORE COUPONS!Copy !req
189. - THAT DOES IT!Copy !req
190. I, HARVEY BIRDMAN...Copy !req
191. WHAT'S THAT PROFESSIONAL-
SOUNDING WORD FOR QUIT?Copy !req
192. WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
193. "$1,000,000.00...Copy !req
194. "(OR THE CREST ON
BIRDMAN'S HELMET.)Copy !req
195. "BWAH HA HA HA HA...Copy !req
196. "HA HA HA, HA HA HA.Copy !req
197. X."Copy !req
198. OK. ONE MILLION DOL—Copy !req
199. OH.Copy !req
200. - LOOK OUT!Copy !req
201. - COME ON. COME ON.
COME ON. COME ON. COME ON!Copy !req
202. YOU—YOU CIVIL SERVANT
SON OF A—Copy !req
203. HI. HOW YOU DOING TODAY?Copy !req
204. NO. NO. NO. NO.Copy !req
205. IT'S HERE. IT'S HERE!Copy !req
206. IT'S HERE!Copy !req
207. GRIST. LOVELY GRIST.Copy !req
208. WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
209. OH, IT'S NOT HERE!Copy !req
210. I WILL KILL HIM!Copy !req
211. I'LL—HUH?Copy !req
212. WAIT. NOSE, FOREHEAD, EYEBROW...Copy !req
213. OH, NO.Copy !req
214. HE DOESN'T LIKE
THE WAY I LOOK?Copy !req
215. THAT'S WHAT IT'S BEEN
THIS WHOLE TIME?Copy !req
216. AND THIS IS HIS WAY
OF TELLING ME?Copy !req
217. - LOOK OUT!Copy !req
218. - MAYBE, SIR,
YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.Copy !req
219. - POUR!Copy !req
220. HONEY, JUST PUT ON
THE CREST, HUH?Copy !req
221. I'LL SNATCH IT,
AND WE'LL GET ON WITH OUR LIVES.Copy !req
222. - HA HA HA! NOSES ON DOWELS!Copy !req
223. - OH, I'M SO HAPPY.
I'M JUST SO HAPPY.Copy !req
224. DO YOU THINK HARVEY
WILL BE HAPPY?Copy !req
225. - QUIT.Copy !req
226. SINCERELY, COMMA...Copy !req
227. OW!Copy !req
228. PHIL, I—Copy !req
229. - SURPRISE!Copy !req
230. - DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE?Copy !req
231. - HA HA! YEAH, WE REALLY
OWE YOU THIS TIME, BIRDMAN.Copy !req
232. - WE JUST WANTED TO THANK YOUCopy !req
233. FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE
FOR ALL OF US.Copy !req
234. - UM...Copy !req
235. - THANK YOU, MR. BIRDMAN.Copy !req
236. - DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE SOULS?Copy !req
237. I'VE RUINED HIS LIFE!Copy !req
238. - BUT I'M SO HAPPY.Copy !req
239. I HAVE LOTS OF MONEY NOW.Copy !req
240. AND NIKKI AND PETRA HERE,
THEY LOVE MY UPBEAT SMILE.Copy !req
241. - YOU SEE, BIRDMAN?
YOU'VE MADE EVERYONE SO HAPPY—Copy !req
242. EVEN THIS BITCH.Copy !req
243. - UH—AW, THE HECK WITH IT.Copy !req
244. - BIRDMAN, AT LAST.Copy !req
245. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
246. - ABOUT...Copy !req
247. - MY SURGERY, DAMMIT.
DO YOU LIKE IT?Copy !req
248. NO PRESSURE.Copy !req
249. - UM... SURE.Copy !req
250. - AND IT'S NOT TOO MUCH?
THE NOSE, THE CHIN.Copy !req
251. I TOLD HIM NO PLEATS,
AND NOW LOOKING AT IT,Copy !req
252. I THINK THAT WAS
THE RIGHT WAY TO...Copy !req
253. - EW.Copy !req
254. - DAMN MIRACLE BRAS.Copy !req
255. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUPCopy !req
256. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTECopy !req
257. —www.ncicap.org—Copy !req