Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law 1x6

Directed by Robert Alvarez

Michael McKean as Evelyn Spyro Throckmorton (voice) • Gary Cole as Judge Hiram Mightor (voice) • Steve Landesberg as Bailiff (voice) • Maurice LaMarche as Fred Flintstone / Bird / Can Opener (voice) • Adam Lawson as Avenger / Gleep (voice)

Fred Flintstone is a family man--possibly in more ways than one. Looking to expand beyond construction with a couple of small side businesses, Fred seeks legal advice from Harvey. The case is seemingly a simple matter until the feds start questioning the legitimacy of Fred's business dealings and his possible ties to the Mob.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

2. WELL, MY BUDDY AND ME,

3. WE WANT TO OPEN A COUPLE OF SMALL BUSINESSES.

4. GET A COUPLE OF CONCERNS GOING,

5. AND WE WANT TO MAKE SURE

6. THAT WE DO EVERYTHING REAL NICE

7. AND LEGITIMATE LIKE, RIGHT?

8. SO I'M COMING TO YOU TO HELP ME—

9. AS A SPECIAL FAVOR.

10. SO, WHAT BUSINESS ARE YOU IN NOW?

11. CONSTRUCTION.

12. AND WHAT'S SORT OF BUSINESS

13. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN STARTING?

14. WELL, WE'RE ALWAYS COMING UP

15. WITH LOTS OF IDEAS ON HOW TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY QUICK.

16. HEY, THERE'S ALWAYS CRIME!

17. HA, HA, HA, HA!

18. ALWAYS CRIME, YEAH.

19. I SHOULD HAVE SOME PAPERS READY FOR YOU

20. BY THE END OF THE WEEK.

21. THANK YOU FOR COMING IN, MISTER...

22. CALL ME, FREDDY.

23. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS TO THE FIRM?

24. THE BILLABLE HOURS?

25. I CAN FINALLY BUILD THAT LAKE HOUSE

26. AND I'LL RUN AROUND NAKED ALL DAY.

27. HA HA! DANGLY PARTS!

28. BIRDMAN, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,

29. I CAN'T KNOW A THING ABOUT THIS.

30. NOTHING, NIHIL, NOLO, THE NULL SET. CAPISCE?

31. UNDER THE DESK, NOW.

32. PHIL, I'M NOT QUITE SURE

33. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!

34. HE JUST WANTS TO SET UP SOME SIDE BUSINESS—

35. NO, NO, NO, NO. FOR HIS FAMILY.

36. LA, LA, LA, LA, LA!

37. IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, YOU'LL GET US ALL WHACKED.

38. HA, HA, HA—

39. BODY IN THE WOOD CHIPPER.

40. MINTY!

41. YES?

42. HARV? ME.

43. LISTEN, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU

44. FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE FOR ME.

45. That construction worker, Mr. Freddy.

46. SO I'D LIKE TO INVITE YOU

47. TO MY DAUGHTER'S CHRISTENING THIS WEEKEND.

48. IT'S A BIG EVENT,

49. GODFATHER.

50. GODFATHER? GODFATHER.

51. OH, IT'S QUITE AN HONOR,

52. BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.

53. WELL, I'M REAL DISAPPOINTED TO HEAR THAT, HARVEY.

54. REAL DISAPPOINTED.

55. BUT IT'S YOUR DECISION.

56. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT.

57. HUH.

58. WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS.

59. AAH!

60. FREDDY? NAH, HE AIN'T HERE.

61. TELL HIM HIS WIFE CALLED.

62. YEAH, WHICH ONE?

63. BARNEY, WHICH ONE?

64. WE MUST HAVE LIKE 15 TAPS IN THAT PLACE.

65. WHAT DO I COME HOME TO? NOTHING!

66. LOOK AT HOW HE TREATS HER.

67. OH, DON'T YOU POINT A FINGER AT ME.

68. IS A LITTLE DINNER TOO MUCH TO ASK?

69. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

70. MARONE!

71. WOULD YOU CLEAN THIS CHILD?

72. SHE SMELLS LIKE DINOSAUR DOO-DOO.

73. GUY'S GOOD, I'LL GIVE HIM THAT.

74. NEVER TALK BUSINESS AT HOME, DO YOU, FREDASAURI?

75. Second man: MUST BE DOING IT ALL AT THE SOCIAL CLUB.

76. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A BIG BITE OUT OF MY—

77. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR VIOLATIONS

78. OF THE RICO ACT OF 1970.

79. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

80. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

81. NICE SHOT.

82. THANKS.

83. THERE'S A CASE COMING UP.

84. THE BOSS IS GONNA NEED YOUR HELP.

85. NOT THIS TIME. WHAT?

86. IT'S OVER.

87. I'M TAKING MY LIFE BACK.

88. AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME

89. I FEEL CLEAN.

90. CLUB LIKE THIS CAN DO SOME DAMAGE,

91. HUH, JUDGE.

92. IS THAT A THREAT?

93. JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW

94. THE RULES OF THE GAME IS ALL.

95. DO I HAVE A TEMPER? YES.

96. HAVE I YELLED AT MY WIFE

97. FOR THROWING A BOWLING BALL AT A GUY?

98. YES.

99. DOES THAT MAKE ME A MOB BOSS?

100. SI.

101. NOW, HARV, I'M COUNTING ON YOU.

102. I'D HATE TO THINK WHAT COULD HAPPEN

103. IF YOU COULDN'T GET ME OUT OF HERE.

104. Harvey's thoughts: HUH, WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS.

105. AAH!

106. AAH! OW!

107. YOU EAT?

108. LOOK AT ME.

109. I'M A WRECK.

110. YOURS? UH-UH.

111. AND I'M MOLTING, FANTASTIC.

112. WHO'S GETTING MADE? WHAT?

113. SO, WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK THEY'RE GONNA OPEN THE BOOKS FOR ME?

114. WHY DOES IT ALWAYS FEEL

115. LIKE WE'RE HAVING TWO DIFFERENT CONVERSATIONS?

116. LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING, PEDRONI,

117. WHEN PEANUT COMES HEAVY,

118. HE COMES HARD.

119. AH, MUCH BETTER.

120. SCUSA,

121. IT'S UH...

122. IT'S A LITTLE LIGHT THIS WEEK.

123. HEAR YE, HEAR YE,

124. THIS COURT HAS NOW COME TO ORDER.

125. THE RIGHT-HONORABLE HYRA MIGHTOR PRESIDING.

126. HELLO?

127. HEL—

128. AND NOW, THE GUY TO CALL WHEN YOUR BROKER'S A-BROKER,

129. IT'S MENTOK THE MIND TAKER.

130. I DIDN'T FEEL THE LOVE.

131. WAIT, WAIT, I'M GETTING SOMETHING.

132. NO, NOT LOVE.

133. SORRY I'M LATE, ALL,

134. BUT I JUST GOT THE PHONE CALL TO COME OVER.

135. I MEAN, I WAS JUST SUMMONED BY THE SPHERES.

136. ANYWAY, THEY SAID,

137. GO TO 101, WE CAN'T FIND THE OTHER GUY.

138. WHEN YOUR BROKER'S A-BROKER?

139. MY GOD, MAN, GET A WRITER.

140. OH, BY THE WAY,

141. ARE YOU GETTING A SORE THROAT, HMM?

142. NO? IT'S NOT SCRATCHY?

143. YOU'RE NOT GETTING A LITTLE TICKLE DOWN THERE?

144. FLINTSTONES—

145. MEET THE FLINTSTONES.

146. THEY'RE THE MOB-ISH STONE AGE FAMILY

147. FROM THE VILLA OF BEDROCK.

148. THEY'RE A PAGE RIGHT OUT OF GODFATHER III.

149. WHEN WE TRY FRED FLINTSTONE—

150. YES, HE'S GONNA DO HARD TIME,

151. OH, YEAH.

152. HE'LL DO TIME.

153. A LOT OF JAIL TIME.

154. MRS. FLINTSTONE, WOULD YOU MIND TELLING US

155. WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

156. WELL, I'M A HOMEMAKER.

157. WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU LIVE LA DOLCE VITA?

158. THE SWEET LIFE, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

159. I'M WELL TAKEN CARE OF, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.

160. I LIVE A LIFE OF PRIVILEGE.

161. BUT SOMETIMES I QUESTION WHERE THE MONEY COMES FROM.

162. NOTHING FURTHER.

163. MRS. FLINTSTONE, WOULD YOU SAY

164. YOUR HUSBAND GETS HIT ON THE HEAD A LOT?

165. DEFINE "A LOT."

166. A LOT—A GREAT DEAL,

167. MORE THAN ONCE BY A BUNCH.

168. I REALLY COULDN'T TELL YOU.

169. I'M HOLDING RECORDS FROM BEDROCK COUNTY HOSPITAL

170. WHICH INDICATE THAT YOUR HUSBAND

171. WAS ADMITTED ON 47 SEPARATE OCCASIONS

172. LAST YEAR FOR, AND I QUOTE,

173. "SEVERE HEAD TRAUMA AS A RESULT OF BOWLING BALL MISHAP."

174. AND ONCE FOR GETTING HIS HEAD STUCK

175. IN A MILK BOTTLE.

176. HE'S A LITTLE CLUMSY. INDEED.

177. AND ISN'T IT TRUE THAT AT THESE TIMES

178. HE OFTEN DESCENDS INTO A DELUSIONAL STATE,

179. SOMETIMES ACTUALLY ADOPTING ANOTHER PERSON'S PERSONA?

180. NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

181. I'LL REMIND YOU, YOU'RE UNDER OATH.

182. YOUR HONOR— YES,

183. YOU MAY ROLL IT.

184. MIND TAKER.

185. WHO IS THIS?

186. MY HUSBAND.

187. CORRECTION—BEFORE GETTING BONKED ON THE HEAD

188. BY A BOWLING BALL IT WAS YOUR HUSBAND.

189. NOW IT'S FREDERICK,

190. THE INTERNATIONAL BON VIVANT AND PLAYBOY.

191. AND THIS? MY HUSBAND.

192. NO—BOWLING BALL!

193. BONK, SURPRISE!

194. IT'S FREDERICO FLINTSTONI—

195. INTERNATIONAL RACE CAR DRIVER AND PLAYBOY.

196. AND TELL ME, MRS. FLINTSTONE,

197. WHO IS THIS?

198. THAT'S CARY GRANITE.

199. BUT WHO'S HE TALKING TO?

200. MY HUSBAND.

201. WOULDN'T IT BE SAFE TO SAY

202. THAT YOUR HUSBAND FOR A TIME,

203. AFTER SO MANY CONCUSSIONS,

204. PERHAPS THOUGHT HE WAS A MOB BOSS

205. BUT REALLY WASN'T?

206. IT'S POSSIBLE, YES.

207. NOTHING FURTHER.

208. WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO WHACK, HMM?

209. JUST PICK, I'LL WHACK 'EM.

210. HOW 'BOUT THAT GUY OVER THERE WITH THE SOCKS?

211. NOW THIS—OH, I'M STILL TALKING TO YOU.

212. I'M SORRY, I'M JUST GOING TO LOOK AWAY.

213. BUT IF IT WAS THE GUY WITH THE SOCKS

214. THAT'D BE GOOD, WOULDN'T IT, HE LOOKS CLICK.

215. I WOULD LIKE TO CALL TO THE STAND

216. THE PTERODACTYL LAMP.

217. YOU'RE A LAMP, CORRECT?

218. EH, IT'S A LIVING.

219. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, IS IT?

220. YOU WERE PLAYING ANOTHER ROLE, WERE YOU NOT?

221. DOUBLE-BILLED AS IT WERE.

222. I WAS A TAP, PLACED THERE BY THE GOVERNMENT.

223. TELL US SOME OF THE THINGS YOU WITNESSED.

224. WELL, THERE WAS THE STOLEN PIANO

225. HE BROUGHT HOME FOR THE WIFE,

226. THE COUNTERFEITING SCHEME RUBBLE HAD IN HIS BASEMENT,

227. THE FLOATING CRAP GAME,

228. THE WHITE SLAVERY.

229. THE GUY'S A PIG— A NEANDERTHAL.

230. YOU'RE DEAD TO ME, CAN OPENER!

231. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS.

232. I'M JUST A REGULAR WORKING GUY. WHAT DO YOU DO?

233. BUILDING MATERIALS, STONE, GRAVEL, CEMENT—

234. THAT KIND OF THING.

235. HELLO?

236. NOW, YOUR WIFE—

237. YOUR WIFE THINKS YOU'RE INTO ORGANIZED CRIME—

238. WITH THE MONEY AND JEWELS

239. AND THE BEAUTIFUL STONE FURNITURE.

240. MY WIFE, HA!

241. WHAT'S SHE KNOW?

242. SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THE BUSINESS.

243. NOTHING!

244. ALL RIGHT, WELL, I THINK THAT ABOUT COVERS IT.

245. SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE KITCHEN ALL DAY.

246. YOU SEE SHOES ON HER?

247. NO! THAT'S FINE.

248. WHAT'S A WIFE KNOW

249. ABOUT THE THINGS WE MEN DO, EH? NOTHING FURTHER!

250. ENOUGH WITH THE WIFE. GIVE HER MEAGIDA.

251. COME ON, STOP IT.

252. SORE THROAT, I CALLED IT!

253. YES! YES!

254. MIND TAKING!

255. STICK WITH THE KID, BABY.

256. MR. SPYRO, GO AHEAD IF YOU PLEASE.

257. THERE HE IS!

258. COME HERE, YOU!

259. MMM!

260. WOW!

261. THAT'S A MAN-KISS.

262. YOU DONE GOOD.

263. THE BOSS EMOTIVO FELICITA.

264. JUST DON'T SCREW UP.

265. Harvey's thoughts: HUH, WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS?

266. AAH!

267. AAH!

268. EW, GLEEP JUICE!

269. OR IS THIS GLOOP?

270. THE BOSS? YEAH.

271. NO, NO, NO.

272. WE RESOLVED THAT.

273. FRED'S NOT THE BOSS.

274. YOU'RE RIGHT, HE'S NOT.

275. HE IS.

276. WHO ARE YOU? I TOLD YOU,

277. I'M FRON FERNSTONE.

278. BOTANIST AND—

279. WHO ARE YOU? FERD FLINTLOCK,

280. RODEO RIDER—

281. I'M ANNE HECHE.

282. WILMA, HONEY,

283. WHAT'S GOING ON?

284. DADA! DADA!

285. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

286. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—