Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law 1x4

Directed by Ben Jones

Stephen Colbert as Fed #2 (voice) • Tom Kenny as Boo Boo (voice) • Maurice LaMarche as Yogi Bear (voice) • Steve Landesberg as Doctor Quincy (voice) • Frank Welker as Avenger / Fed #1 / Juror (voice)

The ATF surround Yogi and Boo Boo's cave and arrest the young bear, charging him with being the eco-terrorist Unabooboo, Harvey throws himself into the case, and into the loving arms of the cute little bear.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

2. Man on bullhorn: THIS IS THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

3. YOU ARE SURROUNDED.

4. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO SURRENDER.

5. 1... 2...

6. Second man: SORRY.

7. HEY, BOOB, WAKE UP.

8. IT'S BREAKFAST...

9. OF THE, UH, BEDSIDE VARIETY.

10. MY EYES! MY EYES!

11. REALLY?

12. WAH!

13. WAH!

14. AH... AH! AH!

15. YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN.

16. I'M SORRY. WHAT?

17. AYE, POPPIE. DOWN.

18. CALIENTE.

19. ¿DONDE ESTA HARVEY?

20. HARVEY ESTA DOWN.

21. DID YOU DO THAT FILING I ASKED YOU TO DO?

22. YOU, TOO. CAW, CAW, CAW.

23. LOOSELY

24. POLLEY WANT A BEATIN'?

25. YES.

26. Boss on intercom: HARVEY, GET IN HERE.

27. THE BOSS. THE BOSS, EVERYBODY.

28. OH, I COULD TAKE HIM DOWN.

29. WHAT SHOULD I BRING? A PAD?

30. A PAD'S A GOOD THING TO BRING.

31. RIGHT BACK.

32. SIT DOWN.

33. NOT THERE! THERE!

34. THERE!

35. NOT THERE! THERE!

36. HA HA! THERE!

37. THE FIRM JUST GOT ITS BIGGEST,

38. HIGHEST PROFILE CASE EVER—

39. THE UNABOOBOO.

40. HE'S BEEN TARGETING THE HEADS OF CORPORATE AMERICA.

41. BOOBY TRAPPED GIFT BASKETS AND COOKIE BOUQUETS

42. HAVE BEEN ARRIVING AT CORPORATE OFFICES ACROSS THIS COUNTRY.

43. THEN A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO

44. HIS FRIEND GREW SUSPICIOUS

45. AND NOTIFIED THE AUTHORITIES.

46. HE DOESN'T LOOK SO DANGEROUS. CUTE, EVEN.

47. HE'S A BEAR, DAMMIT!

48. BUSTER BROWN AND HIS HAIRY HOLLY-KNOCKERS,

49. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO BRING ONE DOWN?

50. I CAN BRING A BEAR DOWN!

51. DEFEND THE BEAR, BIRDMAN.

52. DON'T FORGET...

53. I'LL BE KEEPING MY EYES ON YOU. EYE.

54. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SCOTTISH.

55. SO, WHATCHA GOT?

56. UH...

57. TYPING!

58. PEANUT, GET ME A PSYCH PROFILE ON A BOO BOO BEAR.

59. DEBBIE, WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME LAW BOOKS.

60. WITH PICTURES THIS TIME.

61. AVENGER, START TAKING DEPOSITIONS.

62. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, PEOPLE!

63. EVERYONE, TURN AROUND.

64. Birdman, thinking: I'M GOING TO MY CALM PLACE.

65. I'M GOING TO MY CALM PLACE.

66. I'M GOING TO MY CALM PLACE.

67. HMM.

68. HA HA HA! OH, THAT'S GOOD.

69. MISS PEANUT, IF YOU'RE NASTY.

70. ORDER! ORDER!

71. NOW LET ME TELL YOU. AND ESPECIALLY YOU...

72. I'LL MAKE YOU TRAVEL SIZE...

73. THIS IS MY HOUSE.

74. AND, AS SUCH, THERE WILL BE NO CIRCUS IN MY COURTROOM.

75. DON'T TOUCH, I'M ENJOYING MYSELF.

76. THIS IS PLEASURE, YOU FOOLS.

77. LET'S CONVICT OURSELVES A BEAR.

78. OH, RIGHT AWAY, YOUR HONOR.

79. LADIES AND GENTLEMAN OF THE JURY,

80. THIS ANIMAL HERE,

81. THIS URSINE FELLOW— UNCLEAN!

82. HE REJECTED SOCIETY AND RETREATED TO A CAVE IN THE WOODS

83. TO PLOT HIS VILE— NOD!

84. NOD AT WHAT I AM SAYING, OR I WILL SHOOT!

85. MY CLIENT IS A BEAR BETRAYED—

86. BY HIS BUDDY, BY HIS GOVERNMENT.

87. YESTERDAY IN A JAUNTY LITTLE COLLAR AND TIE;

88. TODAY IN CHAINS.

89. YOU GOT SOMETHING IN YOUR TEETH.

90. YOUR MIGHTOR,

91. THE DEFENDANT'S CONFESSION! WE'LL BE OUT OF HERE BY 11:00.

92. OBJECTION! WHAT WERE THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF THIS CONFESSION?

93. I HAVE, HERE IN MY HAND,

94. FOOTAGE OF THE GOVERNMENT'S INTERROGATION.

95. ALL RIGHT, BEAR. NOW, LET'S DO THIS.

96. I'M NOT PLAYING THIS GAME.

97. COME ON, BEAR! SIGN THE PAPER!

98. AW, COME ON, YOU STUPID BEAR!

99. SIGN THE PA—

100. IS THIS THE WAY OUR GOVERNMENT EXTRACTS TESTIMONY?

101. WHO'S NEXT?

102. WHICH ONE OF US IS NEXT?

103. PLEASE TELL THE COURT WHAT YOU'RE HOLDING.

104. IT'S THE COOKIE BOUQUETER'S MANIFESTO.

105. DID YOU FIND ANYTHING UNUSUAL ABOUT IT?

106. ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT IT'S FILLED WITH...

107. PARANOID... DELUSIONS... AAH!

108. AS YOU CAN SEE,

109. IT WAS TYPED ON AN ELECTRIC TYPEWRITER

110. WITH A MISALIGNED "T". NOTHING FURTHER!

111. DOCTOR QUINCY?

112. YES?

113. CAN YOU TELL US WHAT THIS IS?

114. IT APPEARS TO BE AN ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH.

115. AND THIS?

116. AN ELECTRIC BACK MASSAGER AND RELAXATION UNIT.

117. OH. OOH. OOH. THAT'S IT. RIGHT THERE.

118. INDEED. AND THIS?

119. AN ELECTRIC TYPEWRITER.

120. TELL US, DID YOU FIND ANY OF THESE THINGS

121. IN YOUR SEARCH OF MY CLIENT'S CAVE?

122. NO.

123. WOULD THAT BE BECAUSE BEARS HAVE NO INHERENT DESIRE

124. FOR RELAXING AND THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE,

125. OR PERHAPS BECAUSE THESE ARE ALL ELECTRIC APPLIANCES,

126. AND THERE HAPPENS TO BE NO ELECTRICITY IN MY CLIENT'S CAVE?

127. I HAVE NOTHING FURTHER FOR THIS WITNESS.

128. I'D LIKE TO CALL YOGI BEAR TO THE STAND.

129. HE WAS A GOOD LITTLE BEAR.

130. UNTIL...

131. THE, UH, PARK GOT A CORPORATE SPONSOR.

132. MR. YOGI, CAN YOU TELL US THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK?

133. HEY, HEY, I'M NOT MUCH OF A READER TYPE.

134. OH, NO MATTER.

135. JUST TELL US THE TITLE.

136. I, UH... CAN'T READ.

137. AND TELL US, CAN YOUR FRIEND BOO BOO?

138. CAN HE READ?

139. I DON'T THINK SO.

140. THERE, THERE. IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

141. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY?

142. GANDHI IS DANDY, BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER.

143. HA HA! QUICKER.

144. I SEE.

145. SO, MYRON, THERE'S ONE

146. YOU PROSECUTING FOR THE GOVERNMENT.

147. THAT'S RIGHT, BIRDMAN. YELL IT NICE AND LOUD.

148. BUT— I'M NOT PROSECUTING.

149. OH, MY GOD. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE PROSECUTING?

150. NOT FOR THE GOVERNMENT, AT LEAST.

151. LOOK! THAT MAN OVER THERE!

152. THE JUKEBOX?

153. NO!

154. THERE IS NO GOVERNMENT,

155. JUST A FEW MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS THAT OWN EVERYTHING.

156. MYRON, MYRON!

157. THE BEAR'S A THREAT TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER, BIRDMAN.

158. SOON THERE WILL BE ONE WORLDWIDE CURRENCY—

159. AAH! I'LL MAKE YOU FUN-SIZE!

160. ONE CURRENCY? HA HA!

161. UH, HERE'S YOUR TAB.

162. OH, RIGHT. ONE EURO, TWO EUROS...

163. MR. BOO BOO, WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A REVOLUTIONARY?

164. WELL, NO, BUT I DO BELIEVE CORPORATIONS

165. ROB US OF OUR DIGNITY AND INDEPENDENCE

166. AND THAT THESE SYSTEMS MUST BE RIPPED DOWN,

167. BURNT DOWN, OR LEVELED BY ANY FORCE NECESSARY.

168. BUT THAT'S JUST ONE LITTLE BEAR'S OPINION.

169. A CUTE, FUZZY LITTLE BEAR.

170. DEFENSE RESTS.

171. MR. FOREPLAY, HAVE YOU REACHED A VERDICT?

172. WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR.

173. WE FIND THE DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY.

174. COME ON, HYAH! HYAH!

175. HEY, SLEEPYHEAD.

176. WHAT TIME IS IT?

177. 3:00.

178. I MADE US SOME BRUNCH. I'LL BE IN IN A MINUTE.

179. Boo Boo: HARVEY? HARVEY!

180. Boo Boo: HARVEY?

181. HARVEY!

182. I BROUGHT YOU A COOKIE BOUQUET TO THANK YOU.

183. OH, A COOKIE BOUQUET. OH, HOW SWEET!

184. BOOBY TRAPPED COOKIE BOUQUETS...

185. BOUQUETS... BOUQUETS...

186. HA HA HA!

187. COOKIES ON DOWELS!

188. HO! COMING THROUGH.

189. SORRY!

190. OH, THAT STINGS. I BEG YOUR PARDON. OH!

191. AHH...

192. SNACKERDOODLE?

193. NO!

194. THAT'S RIGHT.

195. IT'S OVER, BABY. IT'S OVER.

196. OOH! SNACKERDOODLES.

197. Yogi Bear: BOOB! BOOB! YOU'VE KILLED MY BOOB!

198. AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY, BIRDMAN.

199. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

200. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

201. —www.ncicap.org—