1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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2. Man on bullhorn: THIS IS
THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.
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3. YOU ARE SURROUNDED.
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4. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS
TO SURRENDER.
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5. 1... 2...
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6. Second man: SORRY.
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7. HEY, BOOB, WAKE UP.
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8. IT'S BREAKFAST...
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9. OF THE, UH,
BEDSIDE VARIETY.
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10. MY EYES! MY EYES!
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11. REALLY?
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12. WAH!
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13. WAH!
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14. AH... AH! AH!
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15. YOU'RE
GOIN' DOWN.
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16. I'M SORRY. WHAT?
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17. AYE, POPPIE.
DOWN.
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18. CALIENTE.
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19. ¿DONDE ESTA HARVEY?
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20. HARVEY ESTA DOWN.
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21. DID YOU DO THAT FILING
I ASKED YOU TO DO?
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22. YOU, TOO.
CAW, CAW, CAW.
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23. LOOSELY
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24. POLLEY
WANT A BEATIN'?
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25. YES.
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26. Boss on intercom:
HARVEY, GET IN HERE.
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27. THE BOSS.
THE BOSS, EVERYBODY.
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28. OH, I COULD
TAKE HIM DOWN.
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29. WHAT SHOULD
I BRING? A PAD?
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30. A PAD'S A GOOD
THING TO BRING.
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31. RIGHT BACK.
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32. SIT DOWN.
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33. NOT THERE! THERE!
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34. THERE!
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35. NOT THERE! THERE!
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36. HA HA! THERE!
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37. THE FIRM JUST GOT
ITS BIGGEST,
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38. HIGHEST PROFILE
CASE EVER—
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39. THE UNABOOBOO.
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40. HE'S BEEN TARGETING
THE HEADS OF
CORPORATE AMERICA.
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41. BOOBY TRAPPED
GIFT BASKETS
AND COOKIE BOUQUETS
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42. HAVE BEEN ARRIVING
AT CORPORATE OFFICES
ACROSS THIS COUNTRY.
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43. THEN A COUPLE
OF MONTHS AGO
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44. HIS FRIEND
GREW SUSPICIOUS
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45. AND NOTIFIED
THE AUTHORITIES.
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46. HE DOESN'T LOOK
SO DANGEROUS.
CUTE, EVEN.
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47. HE'S A BEAR, DAMMIT!
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48. BUSTER BROWN AND HIS
HAIRY HOLLY-KNOCKERS,
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49. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED
TO BRING ONE DOWN?
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50. I CAN BRING A BEAR DOWN!
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51. DEFEND THE BEAR,
BIRDMAN.
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52. DON'T FORGET...
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53. I'LL BE KEEPING
MY EYES ON YOU.
EYE.
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54. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
WERE SCOTTISH.
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55. SO, WHATCHA GOT?
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56. UH...
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57. TYPING!
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58. PEANUT,
GET ME A PSYCH PROFILE
ON A BOO BOO BEAR.
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59. DEBBIE, WE'RE GONNA NEED
SOME LAW BOOKS.
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60. WITH PICTURES THIS TIME.
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61. AVENGER, START
TAKING DEPOSITIONS.
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62. ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GO, PEOPLE!
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63. EVERYONE, TURN AROUND.
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64. Birdman, thinking:
I'M GOING TO MY CALM PLACE.
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65. I'M GOING
TO MY CALM PLACE.
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66. I'M GOING TO MY CALM PLACE.
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67. HMM.
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68. HA HA HA!
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
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69. MISS PEANUT,
IF YOU'RE NASTY.
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70. ORDER! ORDER!
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71. NOW LET ME TELL YOU.
AND ESPECIALLY YOU...
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72. I'LL MAKE YOU
TRAVEL SIZE...
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73. THIS IS MY HOUSE.
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74. AND, AS SUCH, THERE
WILL BE NO CIRCUS
IN MY COURTROOM.
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75. DON'T TOUCH,
I'M ENJOYING MYSELF.
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76. THIS IS PLEASURE,
YOU FOOLS.
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77. LET'S CONVICT
OURSELVES A BEAR.
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78. OH, RIGHT AWAY,
YOUR HONOR.
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79. LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
OF THE JURY,
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80. THIS ANIMAL HERE,
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81. THIS URSINE FELLOW—
UNCLEAN!
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82. HE REJECTED SOCIETY
AND RETREATED TO
A CAVE IN THE WOODS
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83. TO PLOT HIS VILE—
NOD!
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84. NOD AT WHAT I AM SAYING,
OR I WILL SHOOT!
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85. MY CLIENT IS
A BEAR BETRAYED—
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86. BY HIS BUDDY,
BY HIS GOVERNMENT.
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87. YESTERDAY IN A JAUNTY
LITTLE COLLAR AND TIE;
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88. TODAY IN CHAINS.
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89. YOU GOT SOMETHING
IN YOUR TEETH.
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90. YOUR MIGHTOR,
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91. THE DEFENDANT'S CONFESSION!
WE'LL BE OUT OF HERE BY 11:00.
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92. OBJECTION! WHAT WERE
THE CIRCUMSTANCES
OF THIS CONFESSION?
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93. I HAVE,
HERE IN MY HAND,
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94. FOOTAGE OF
THE GOVERNMENT'S
INTERROGATION.
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95. ALL RIGHT, BEAR.
NOW, LET'S DO THIS.
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96. I'M NOT PLAYING
THIS GAME.
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97. COME ON, BEAR!
SIGN THE PAPER!
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98. AW, COME ON,
YOU STUPID BEAR!
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99. SIGN THE PA—
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100. IS THIS THE WAY
OUR GOVERNMENT
EXTRACTS TESTIMONY?
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101. WHO'S NEXT?
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102. WHICH ONE OF US IS NEXT?
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103. PLEASE TELL THE COURT
WHAT YOU'RE HOLDING.
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104. IT'S THE COOKIE
BOUQUETER'S MANIFESTO.
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105. DID YOU FIND ANYTHING
UNUSUAL ABOUT IT?
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106. ASIDE FROM THE FACT
THAT IT'S FILLED WITH...
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107. PARANOID... DELUSIONS... AAH!
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108. AS YOU CAN SEE,
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109. IT WAS TYPED ON
AN ELECTRIC TYPEWRITER
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110. WITH A MISALIGNED "T".
NOTHING FURTHER!
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111. DOCTOR QUINCY?
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112. YES?
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113. CAN YOU TELL US
WHAT THIS IS?
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114. IT APPEARS TO BE
AN ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH.
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115. AND THIS?
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116. AN ELECTRIC BACK MASSAGER
AND RELAXATION UNIT.
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117. OH. OOH. OOH.
THAT'S IT. RIGHT THERE.
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118. INDEED.
AND THIS?
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119. AN ELECTRIC TYPEWRITER.
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120. TELL US,
DID YOU FIND ANY
OF THESE THINGS
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121. IN YOUR SEARCH OF
MY CLIENT'S CAVE?
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122. NO.
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123. WOULD THAT BE
BECAUSE BEARS HAVE
NO INHERENT DESIRE
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124. FOR RELAXING
AND THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE,
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125. OR PERHAPS BECAUSE
THESE ARE ALL
ELECTRIC APPLIANCES,
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126. AND THERE HAPPENS
TO BE NO ELECTRICITY
IN MY CLIENT'S CAVE?
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127. I HAVE NOTHING FURTHER
FOR THIS WITNESS.
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128. I'D LIKE TO CALL
YOGI BEAR TO THE STAND.
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129. HE WAS
A GOOD LITTLE BEAR.
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130. UNTIL...
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131. THE, UH, PARK GOT
A CORPORATE SPONSOR.
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132. MR. YOGI, CAN YOU
TELL US THE TITLE
OF THIS BOOK?
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133. HEY, HEY, I'M NOT MUCH
OF A READER TYPE.
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134. OH, NO MATTER.
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135. JUST TELL US
THE TITLE.
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136. I, UH...
CAN'T READ.
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137. AND TELL US, CAN
YOUR FRIEND BOO BOO?
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138. CAN HE READ?
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139. I DON'T THINK SO.
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140. THERE, THERE. IT'S
GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
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141. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY?
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142. GANDHI IS DANDY,
BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER.
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143. HA HA! QUICKER.
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144. I SEE.
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145. SO, MYRON, THERE'S ONE
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146. YOU PROSECUTING
FOR THE GOVERNMENT.
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147. THAT'S RIGHT, BIRDMAN.
YELL IT NICE AND LOUD.
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148. BUT—
I'M NOT PROSECUTING.
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149. OH, MY GOD.
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE
PROSECUTING?
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150. NOT FOR THE GOVERNMENT,
AT LEAST.
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151. LOOK! THAT MAN OVER THERE!
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152. THE JUKEBOX?
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153. NO!
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154. THERE IS NO GOVERNMENT,
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155. JUST A FEW MULTINATIONAL
CORPORATIONS THAT
OWN EVERYTHING.
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156. MYRON, MYRON!
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157. THE BEAR'S A THREAT
TO THE NEW WORLD
ORDER, BIRDMAN.
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158. SOON THERE WILL BE ONE
WORLDWIDE CURRENCY—
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159. AAH! I'LL MAKE YOU FUN-SIZE!
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160. ONE CURRENCY? HA HA!
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161. UH, HERE'S YOUR TAB.
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162. OH, RIGHT.
ONE EURO, TWO EUROS...
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163. MR. BOO BOO, WOULD YOU
CONSIDER YOURSELF
A REVOLUTIONARY?
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164. WELL, NO, BUT I DO
BELIEVE CORPORATIONS
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165. ROB US OF OUR DIGNITY
AND INDEPENDENCE
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166. AND THAT THESE SYSTEMS
MUST BE RIPPED DOWN,
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167. BURNT DOWN, OR LEVELED
BY ANY FORCE NECESSARY.
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168. BUT THAT'S JUST ONE
LITTLE BEAR'S OPINION.
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169. A CUTE,
FUZZY LITTLE BEAR.
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170. DEFENSE RESTS.
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171. MR. FOREPLAY,
HAVE YOU REACHED A VERDICT?
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172. WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR.
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173. WE FIND THE DEFENDANT
NOT GUILTY.
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174. COME ON, HYAH! HYAH!
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175. HEY, SLEEPYHEAD.
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176. WHAT TIME IS IT?
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177. 3:00.
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178. I MADE US SOME BRUNCH.
I'LL BE IN IN A MINUTE.
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179. Boo Boo:
HARVEY? HARVEY!
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180. Boo Boo: HARVEY?
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181. HARVEY!
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182. I BROUGHT YOU A COOKIE
BOUQUET TO THANK YOU.
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183. OH, A COOKIE BOUQUET.
OH, HOW SWEET!
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184. BOOBY TRAPPED
COOKIE BOUQUETS...
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185. BOUQUETS... BOUQUETS...
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186. HA HA HA!
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187. COOKIES ON DOWELS!
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188. HO! COMING THROUGH.
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189. SORRY!
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190. OH, THAT STINGS.
I BEG YOUR PARDON. OH!
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191. AHH...
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192. SNACKERDOODLE?
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193. NO!
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194. THAT'S RIGHT.
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195. IT'S OVER, BABY.
IT'S OVER.
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196. OOH! SNACKERDOODLES.
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197. Yogi Bear: BOOB! BOOB!
YOU'VE KILLED MY BOOB!
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198. AND NOW YOU'RE
GONNA PAY, BIRDMAN.
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199. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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200. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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201. —www.ncicap.org—
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