1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
2. WILL YOU BE COOL?Copy !req
3. AVENGER, HAVE YOU
SEEN THAT FILE?Copy !req
4. THE ONE I WAS
JUST LOOKING AT?Copy !req
5. IT WAS BIG AND YELLOW AND—
AND LEGAL LOOKING.Copy !req
6. THIS PLACE IS A MESS!Copy !req
7. YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED?Copy !req
8. A CLERK.
HUH?Copy !req
9. UH-HUH. A CLERK.Copy !req
10. WHAT? OH...Copy !req
11. COME ON, IT'S
JUST AN ASSISTANT.Copy !req
12. NOT A PARTNER,
LIKE YOU.Copy !req
13. WHO'S MY EAGLE?Copy !req
14. NIGHT!Copy !req
15. DEBBIE, SEND IN
THE NEXT CANDIDATE.Copy !req
16. DEBBIE!
HATE.Copy !req
17. TAKE A SEAT.Copy !req
18. IS THAT YOUR BIRD?Copy !req
19. CAN I TOUCH IT?Copy !req
20. Does it bite?Copy !req
21. HOW ABOUT WE START
WITH YOUR NAME?Copy !req
22. PEANUT.Copy !req
23. UH-HUH. SO YOUR LAST JOB
WAS AT, UM...Copy !req
24. I DON'T SEE
ANYTHING LISTED.Copy !req
25. UM, I USED TO WORK
AT A BALTIMIZATION
PLANT.Copy !req
26. BALTIMIZATION?
OH, YEAH.Copy !req
27. YOU SEE, THE JAPANESE
CLAIM IT INCREASES
SEXUAL POTENCY TENFOLD.Copy !req
28. THEY CALL IT
PAW-PAW-PAW-ZAAA.Copy !req
29. REALLY?Copy !req
30. YOU KNOW?Copy !req
31. HM-HMM. HMM.
PAZAZZA. MM-HMM.Copy !req
32. SO, YOU QUIT THAT JOB?Copy !req
33. UM, ACTUALLY,
I BELIEVE I WAS FIRED
FROM THAT JOB.Copy !req
34. OH?Copy !req
35. WELL,
THERE WAS THE MURDER
OF A SUPERVISOR.Copy !req
36. NOTHING PROVEN.
I JUST THOUGHT IT
WAS BETTER TO MOVE ON.Copy !req
37. HA HA HA!Copy !req
38. THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU.
IT'S A GOOD SOMETHING, THOUGH.Copy !req
39. DEFINITELY
A GOOD SOMETHING.Copy !req
40. THANK YOU, HARVEY.Copy !req
41. HELLO?Copy !req
42. YES. I SEE.
OH, THAT'S NO GOOD.Copy !req
43. WHAT SAY YOU COME
DOWN HERE FIRST THING
IN THE MORNING AND—WHAT?Copy !req
44. DON'T WORRY.
A NIGHT IN THE POKEY
NEVER KILLED ANYONE.Copy !req
45. BUILDS CHARACTER.Copy !req
46. REMEMBER ME?
AND ME?Copy !req
47. AND—AND...Copy !req
48. HERE, LET ME JUST DO IT.
IT'S—OK, STOP PULLING.Copy !req
49. IT'S GONNA BIND.Copy !req
50. SO, CONSIDER THAT
YOUR FIRST LESSON
IN LAWYERING...Copy !req
51. CLERK.Copy !req
52. THE JOB. IT'S YOURS!
CONGRATULATIONS!Copy !req
53. WELL, GOSH,
THAT'S GREAT.
DO I GET A GUN?Copy !req
54. SURE!Copy !req
55. ASSAULT AND BATTERY.Copy !req
56. YEAH, YOU NEVER USE THAT.Copy !req
57. HMM. LARCENY. NAH.
SO, THAT ABOUT COVERS IT.
ANY QUESTIONS?Copy !req
58. YOUR 10:00 IS HERE.
A FRED JONES.Copy !req
59. UH, SEND HIM IN.Copy !req
60. FRED JONES? FRED JO—Copy !req
61. FRED JONES!
HOW ARE YOU, BUDDY?Copy !req
62. I'M FINE.Copy !req
63. LISTEN, WE'VE GOT
A BIT OF A PROBLEM,
THE GANG AND I.Copy !req
64. GANG STUFF. LISTEN UP.Copy !req
65. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
66. LAST NIGHT,Copy !req
67. WE WERE OUT AT
THIS OLD ABANDONED
COTTON MILL AND—Copy !req
68. I KNOW. ONE OF YOUR HOMIES
TOOK ONE IN THE BOBO.Copy !req
69. NO. ACTUALLY,
SHAGGY AND SCOOBY
WERE ARRESTED.Copy !req
70. IT WAS AWFUL!Copy !req
71. NOW YOU SEE
WHY BANGING DOESN'T PAY?Copy !req
72. I'LL TAKE THE CASE!Copy !req
73. BUT FIRST, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO LOSE THE COLORS.Copy !req
74. WE'LL HAVE YOUR PALS
OUT OF HERE IN NO TIME.Copy !req
75. FELLAS...Copy !req
76. DADDY IS GONNA BE
HOME REAL SOON.Copy !req
77. GUYS, MEET YOUR
NEW ATTORNEY,
MR. BIRDMAN.Copy !req
78. NOW, WHICH ONE
OF YOU IS SHAGGY?Copy !req
79. LIKE, I AM.Copy !req
80. OK, THAT'S YOUR STREET NAME.Copy !req
81. WHAT'S THE NAME
YOUR MOMS GAVE YOU?Copy !req
82. I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE.
PROFILING. TWO YOUNG MEN—Copy !req
83. HA HA!
HA HA!Copy !req
84. IN A VAN...Copy !req
85. INAPPROPRIATE
LAUGHTER...Copy !req
86. SO, LET'S HAVE IT.Copy !req
87. LIKE, HAVE WHAT?Copy !req
88. THE TRUTH!Copy !req
89. WHEN YOU'RE READY TO RAP,Copy !req
90. WHEN YOU'RE REALLY READY
TO GET REAL,Copy !req
91. YOU'VE GOT MY NUMBER.Copy !req
92. I KNOW THE WAY IT LOOKS,
MR. BIRDMAN, BUT THAT'S
JUST THE WAY THEY ARE.Copy !req
93. YEAH. THEY ALWAYS
ACT THAT WAY.Copy !req
94. OOH, SPRECHEN SIE SEXY.Copy !req
95. SO, YOU MEAN TO
TELL ME THEY WEREN'T—Copy !req
96. HI.Copy !req
97. NOPE. THEY'RE
JUST STUPID.Copy !req
98. I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.Copy !req
99. BUB-BUB-BUB-BUB-BUB,
HIP POCKET, HIP POCKET—Copy !req
100. SPIRO?
HMM?Copy !req
101. THIS SEAT TAKEN?
POURQUOI?Copy !req
102. NO REASON. I JUST HAD
A... DRAMA QUESTION.Copy !req
103. THIS WOULDN'T HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO WITHCopy !req
104. THOSE TWO POLTROONS
YOU'RE REPRESENTING,
WOULD IT?Copy !req
105. NOW THAT YOU
MENTION IT...
NO DEAL!Copy !req
106. GOOD-MORROW!Copy !req
107. COME ON, SIT DOWN.
LET'S TALK FOR A MINUTE.Copy !req
108. SO, WHERE DID YOU
GO TO SCHOOL?Copy !req
109. CHOATE.Copy !req
110. OW! OW! OW!Copy !req
111. GOOD SCHOOL.Copy !req
112. STILL KEEP IN TOUCH
WITH YOUR PALS?Copy !req
113. NOT REALLY.Copy !req
114. AND LAW SCHOOL?
YALE.Copy !req
115. OW! OW! OW! OW!Copy !req
116. DOES THIS INTERMINABLE
QUESTIONING HAVE A PURPOSE?Copy !req
117. NOTHING MORE THAN
TWO COLLEAGUES GETTING
TO KNOW ONE ANOTHERCopy !req
118. SO IT'S NOT
SO OUTRAGEOUS
WHEN ONE OF THEMCopy !req
119. ASKS THE OTHER TO
CUT HIM A TINY DEAL.Copy !req
120. NEVER!Copy !req
121. I'D ADVISE YOU TO CLEAN UP
YOUR CLIENTS, COUNSELOR.Copy !req
122. PUT TIES ON THEM,
BECAUSE SOON LADY JUSTICE
WILL STAND BEFORE THEM...Copy !req
123. NOW I SEE WHY
THE BUDDIES NEVER CALL.Copy !req
124. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF THE JURY,Copy !req
125. WE ALL LIVED
THROUGH THE SEVENTIES—Copy !req
126. THE CLOTHES, THE MUSIC,Copy !req
127. THE HEART-WARMING
BUT RARELY AMUSING
ZIGGY CARTOONS.Copy !req
128. NOW, LATER, WHO ARE WE TO
LOOK AT THESE TWO FINE YOUNG MENCopy !req
129. AND SAY, "YOU THERE!
I SIT IN JUDGMENT OF YOU!"Copy !req
130. "ON YOU?" NO. "OF YOU."
I THINK NOT.Copy !req
131. MR. SPIRO GYRO,
YOUR TURN.Copy !req
132. GOOD EVE, SIRS.
KNOWEST THOU WHY I HAVE
ASKED THEE TO TARRY?Copy !req
133. BY LEAVE, SIR, NO.
HATH WE SOME WRONG DONE?Copy !req
134. SHAGGY, TAKE FLIGHT!
IT'S THE DEVILISH APPARITION!Copy !req
135. TELL US, OFFICER,Copy !req
136. DID YOU FIND ANY
INCRIMINATING MATERIAL
IN THE VAN?Copy !req
137. AFFIRMATIVE.
UH, YES.Copy !req
138. SUCH AS?Copy !req
139. 5, 6 PIZZA BOXES,
EYEDROPS, SOME CLIPS.Copy !req
140. DO YOU MEAN THIS
YOUNG LADY'S HAIRPINS?Copy !req
141. YOU'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER
THAN THAT, OFFICER.Copy !req
142. UH, THERE WAS
THIS INCENSE...
JAMAICAN LOVE.Copy !req
143. AND, I MIGHT ADD,
IF WE WERE TO
ARREST EVERYONECopy !req
144. WHO IS IN POSSESSION
OF THIS PRODUCT,Copy !req
145. THERE WOULD BE A HECK
OF A LOT FEWER PEOPLE
JAMAICAN LOVE TONIGHT.Copy !req
146. SO, MISS DINKLY,Copy !req
147. HOW WOULD YOU CHARACTERIZE
YOUR FRIENDS' ODD BEHAVIOR?Copy !req
148. UM, WHEN THEY
GET NERVOUS,
THEY LAUGH,Copy !req
149. AND THEY'RE
ALWAYS HUNGRY.
THAT'S IT.Copy !req
150. NOTHING FURTHER.
MISS DINKLY,Copy !req
151. DESCRIBE FOR US
WHAT WE'RE SEEING.Copy !req
152. HMM,
THAT WOULD BE US
INVESTIGATING SOMETHING.Copy !req
153. MM-HMM. AND THIS?Copy !req
154. WELL, I DON'T
REALLY REMEMBER.Copy !req
155. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN
REFRESH YOUR MEMORY.Copy !req
156. YOUR HONOR, PEOPLE'S 18.Copy !req
157. THIS...Copy !req
158. THIS...Copy !req
159. THIS...Copy !req
160. THIS...Copy !req
161. THIS...Copy !req
162. THESE...Copy !req
163. AND OF COURSE, THIS...Copy !req
164. YOU KNOW, SCOOB,
IT JUST DAWNED ON ME!
SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!Copy !req
165. THOSE CLIPS ARE ALL TAKEN
OUT OF CONTEXT!Copy !req
166. YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO
MAKE US LOOK GOOFY
AND PARANOID!Copy !req
167. GOOFY...Copy !req
168. PARANOID...Copy !req
169. NOTHING FURTHER.Copy !req
170. MR. BIRDMAN, I DON'T
MEAN TO BE RUDE,Copy !req
171. BUT SHOULDN'T YOU
HAVE KNOWN ABOUT THAT TAPE?Copy !req
172. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THERE,
KID, AND I'M HERE—
EXPERIENCE.Copy !req
173. IT'S THE ONLY THING
THAT SEPARATES US
FROM THE ANIMALS.Copy !req
174. WELL, THAT
AND PRODUCT PLACEMENT.Copy !req
175. YOU KNOW, IF WE COULD FIND
THE MONSTER AND CAPTURE HIM,Copy !req
176. THE POLICE WOULD
BELIEVE OUR STORY,Copy !req
177. AND THEN THEY'D DROP
THE CHARGES.Copy !req
178. HONEY, ALL THIS
POWER OF DEDUCTION STUFF
IS CUTE,Copy !req
179. BUT I'VE GOT TWO LIVES
IN MY HANDS HERE,Copy !req
180. TWO SOULS
DEPENDENT ON MECopy !req
181. GIVING THE PERFORMANCE
OF MY LIFE TOMORROW
IN THAT COURTROOM.Copy !req
182. SCOTCH?
HELL, YEAH!
LET'S GET STINKO!Copy !req
183. YOUR HONOR,
I HAVE HERE IN MY HAND
DEFENSE EXHIBIT—Copy !req
184. WHAT WERE WE UP TO?
3? 4?Copy !req
185. WE CAUGHT HIM!
WE CAUGHT THE MONSTER!Copy !req
186. MR. BIRDMAN,
YOU BETTER HAVE A DAMN GOOD
EXPLANATION FOR THIS!Copy !req
187. HE DOES, YOUR HONOR.Copy !req
188. WE CAUGHT THIS MAN
RUNNING AROUND
THE OLD COTTON MILL,Copy !req
189. SCARING PEOPLE OFF.Copy !req
190. OLD MAN BACKOV!Copy !req
191. BACK OFF. BACK OFF!Copy !req
192. I WOULD HAVE SUCCEEDED, TOO,Copy !req
193. IF IT HADN'T BEEN
FOR THOSE—Copy !req
194. THESE MEDDLING KIDS.Copy !req
195. NO! THAT DAMN
COTTON MARKET!Copy !req
196. DON'T YOU TELL ME!
ALL THESE HIP-HOP RATS!Copy !req
197. DAMN LIKELY WOOL WEAR,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!Copy !req
198. HIP-PUZ, YES.Copy !req
199. UH, WAIT A MINUTE HERE.
WHAT THE HELL AM I—Copy !req
200. NOBODY WEARS
DUNGAREES ANYMORE,Copy !req
201. SO I DID WHAT
ANY SENSIBLE FARMER WOULD DO.Copy !req
202. I SWITCHED CROPS!Copy !req
203. OH, SO WAIT A SEC.
ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY—Copy !req
204. WHAT? SOYBEANS!Copy !req
205. DA-DA-DA-DUH-DA-DA!Copy !req
206. PUPPY P—Copy !req
207. HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!Copy !req
208. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
209. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req